SHOWDOWN WITH MONSTERS!
Alvah Gustad was typical of
New York City's twenty million citizens. He took for granted such luxuries as
synthetic food and robot-servants, and he Jaiew beyond a doubt that the Cities
offered the only acceptable way of life for civilized Man!
But roaming the vast plains
between the continent's five Cities, ever growing and expanding, were the
dreaded tribes of Muckfeet. In direct antithesis to the City dwellers, these
illiterate savages actually grew food and raised
animals.
And how they smelled! It was so bad that Ah/ah could feel his stomach chum at
the mere mention of their name.
There was one thing in the
Muckfoot territory that the Cities did need, though—metal ores. And Alvah,
faced with the job of liaison to the tribes around New York, had to somehow
make his patriotism outweigh his nausea. If he succeeded, the Cities would be
monuments to eternity; if he failed, the dreaded Muckfeet would become the
MASTERS OF EVOLUTION.
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CAST
OF CHARACTERS
Alvah Gustad
The fate of an empire rested on the condition
of his stomach.
Beej Hofmeyer
She looked like a woman, but she smelled like
a Muckfoot!
0Doc Bither
When
he raised a kitten, you couldn't be sure if it would turn out to be a cat or a
tiger.
Manager Wytak
Bravery was something he always looked for in
other people, but never in himself.
Artie Brumbacher
He
couldn't read or write, but nevertheless he was a scholar.
Jerry Finch
To his way of thinking, there was nothing
unusual about being a gardener in an Iron Pit.
MASTERS OF EVOLUTION
by
DAMON KNIGHT
ACE
BOOKS, INC. 23 West 47th Street,
New York 36, N. Y.
masters of evolution
Copyright ©, 1959, by Ace Books, Inc. All Rights Reserved
fire in the heavens
Copyright ©, 1958, by Thomas Bouregy & Co. Printed in U.S.A.
The
most promising young
realie actor in Greater New York, everyone agreed, was a beetle-browed Apollo
named Alvah Gustad. His diction, which still held overtones of the Under
Flushing labor pool, the unstudied animal grace of his movements and his
habitually sullen expression enabled him to dominate any stage not occupied by
an unclothed woman at least as large as himself. At twenty-six, he had a very
respectable following among the housewives of Manhattan, Queens, Jersey and
the rest of the seven boroughs. The percentage of blown fuses resulting from
subscribers' attempts to clutch his realized image was extraordinarily
low—Alvah, his press agents explained with perfect accuracy, left them too
numb.
Young
Gustad, who frequently made his first entrance water-beaded as from the shower,
with a towel girded chastely around his loins, was nevertheless in his private
life a modest and slightly bewildered citizen, much given to solitary reading,
and equipped with a perfect set of the conventional virtues.
These included cheerful performance of all
municipal duties and obligations—like every right-thinking citizen, Gustad held
down two jobs in summer and three in winter. At the moment, for example, he was
an actor by day and a metals-reclamation supervisor by night.
Chief among his less tangible attributes, was that emotion which in some ages has been
variously.described as civic pride or patriotism. In A.D. 2064, as in B.C. 400,
they amounted to the same thing.
5
Behind the Manager's desk, the wall was a
single huge slab of black duroplast, with a map of the city picked out in
pinpoints of brilliance. As Gustad entered with his manager
and his porter, an unseen chorus of basso profundos broke into the strains of The Slidewalks of New York. After four bars, it segued to New York, New York, It's a Pip of a Town and slowly faded out.
The Manager himself, the Hon. Boleslaw Wytak,
broke the reverent hush by coming forward to take Alvah's hand and lead him
toward the desk. "Mr. Gustad—and Mr. Diamond, isn't it? Great
pleasure to have you here. I don't know if you've met all these
gentlemen. Commissioner Laurence, of the Department of
Extramural Relations—Director Ostertag, of the Bureau of Vital
Statistics—Chairman Neddo, of the Research and Development Board."
Wytak waited until everyone was comfortably
settled in one of the reclining chairs which fitted into slots in the desk,
with cigars, cigarettes, liquor capsules and cold snacks at each man's elbow.
"Now, Mr. Gustad—and Mr. Diamond —I'm a plain blunt man and I know you're
wondering why I asked you to come here today. I'm going to tell you. The City
needs a man with great talent and great courage to do a job that, I tell you frankly, I wouldn't undertake myself without great
misgivings." He gazed at Gustad warmly, affectionately but sternly.
"You're the man, Alvah."
Little Jack Diamond cleared his throat
nervously. "What kind of a job did you have in mind, Mr. Manager? Of
course, anything we can do for our city . . ."
Wytak's
big face, without perceptibly moving a muscle, somehow achieved a total change
of expression. "Alvah, I want you to go to the Sticks."
Gustad blinked and tilted upright in his
chair. He looked at Diamond.
The little man suddenly seemed two sizes smaller
inside his box-cut cloth-of-silver tunic. He gestured feebly and wheezed, "Wake-me-upl" The
porter behind his
chair stepped forward alertly, clanking, and flipped open one of the
dozens of metal and plastic boxes that clung to him all over like barnacles. He
popped a tiny capsule into his palm, rolled it expertly to thumb-and-finger
position, broke it under Diamond's nose.
A reeking-sweet green fluid dripped from it
and ran stickily down the front of Diamond's tunic.
"Dumbhead!"
said Diamond. "Not cream de menthy, a wake-me-upl" He sat up as the
abashed servant produced another capsule. "Never
mind." Some color was beginning to come back into his face. "Blotter!" A wad of absorbent fibers. "Vacuum!" A lemon-sized globe with a flaring snout. "Gon-Stink!" Fresser!"
Gustad
looked back at the Manager. "Your Honor, you mean you want me to go into
the Sticks? I mean," he said, groping for words, "you want me to play
for the Muckfeet?"
"That is just exactly what I want you to
do." Wytak nodded toward the Commissioner, the Director, and the Chairman.
"These gentlemen are here to tell you why. Suppose you start,
Ozzie."
Ostertag, the one with the fringe of
yellowish white hair around his potato-colored pate, shifted heavily and stared
at Gustad. "In my bureau, we have records of population and population
density, imports and exports, ratio of births to deaths and so on that go back
all the way to the time of the United States. Now this isn't known generally,
Mr. Gustad, but although New York has been steadily growing ever since its
founding in 1646, our growth in the last thirty years has been entirely due to
immigration from other less fortunate cities.
"In
a way, it's fortunate—I mean to say that we can't expand horizontally, because it has been found impossible to
eradicate the soil organisms—" a delicate shudder ran around the
group—"left by our late enemies. And as for continuing to build
vertically—well, since Pittsburgh fell, we have been dependent almost entirely
on salvaged scrap for our steel.
To
put it bluntly, unless something is done about this situation, the end is in
sight. Not alone of this administration, but of the city as well. Now the reasons for this—ah—what shall I say . . ."
With
his head back, staring at the ceiling, Wytak began to speak so quietly that
Ostertag blundered through another phrase and a half before he realized he had
been interrupted.
"Thirty years ago, when I first came to
this town, an immigrant kid with nothing in the whole world but the tunic on
my back and the gleam in my eye, we had just got through with the
last of the Muckfeet Wars. According to your history books, we won that war.
Til tell you something —we were lickedl"
Alvah squirmed uncomfortably as Wytak raised
his head and glanced defiantly around the desk, looking for contradiction. The
Manager said, "We drove them back to the Ohio, thirty years ago. And where
are they now?" He turned to Laurence. "Phil?"
Laurence rubbed his long nose with a
bloodless forefinger. "Their closest settlement is twelve miles away.
That's to the southwest, of course. In the west and north—"
"Twelve miles," said Wytak
reflectively. "But that isn't the reason I say they licked us. They licked
us because there are twenty million of us today . . . and about one hundred
fifty million of them. Right, Phil?"
Laurence said, "Well, there aren't any
accurate figures, you know, Boley. There hasn't been any census of the
Muck-feet for almost a century, but—"
"About
one hundred fifty million," interrupted Wytak. "Even if we formed a
league with every other city on this continent, the odds would be heavily
against us—and they breed like flies." He slapped the desk with his open
palm. "So do their filthy animals!"
A shudder rippled across the group. Diamond
shut his eyes tight.
"There it is," said Wytak.
"Rome fell. Babylon fell. The same thing can happen to New York. Those
illiterate savages will go on increasing year by year, getting more ignorant
and more degraded with every generation . . . and a century from now—or two, or
five—they'll be the human
race. And New York . .
."
Wytak
turned to look at the map behind him. His hand touched a button and the myriad
tiny lights went out.
Gustad was not an actor who wept readily, but
he felt tears welling over his eyelids. At the same time, the thought crossed
his mind that, competition being what it was in the realies, it was a good
thing that Wytak had gone into politics instead of acting.
"Sir," he said,
"what can we do?"
Wytak's
eyes were focused far away. After a moment, his head turned heavily on his
massive shoulders, like a gun turret. "Chairman Neddo has the answer to
that. I want you to listen carefully to what he's going to tell you,
Alvah."
Neddo's
crowded small face flickered through a complicated series of twitches, all centripetal
and rapidly executed. "Over the past several years," he said
jerkily, "under Manager Wytak's direction, we have been developing certain
devices, certain articles of commerce, which are designed, especially designed,
to have an attraction for the Muckfeet. Trade articles.
Most of these, I should say all—"
"Trade
articles," Wytak cut in softly. "Thank you, Ned. That's the phrase
that tells the story. Alvah, we're going to go back to the principles that made
our ancestors great. Trade—expanding markets—expanding
industries. Think about it. From the Arctic Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico,
there are some 150 million people who haven't got a cigarette lighter or a
wristphone or a realie set among them. Alvah, we're going to civilize the
Muckfeet. We've put together a grab-bag of modern science, expressed in ways
their primitive minds can understand—and you're the
man who's going to sell it to theml What do you say to that?"
This was a familiar cue to Gustad—it had
turned up for the fiftieth or sixtieth time in his last week's script, when he
had played the role of a kill-crazy sewer inspector, trapped by flood waters in
the cloacae of Under Brooklyn. "I say—" he began, then
realized that his usual response was totally inappropriate. "It sounds
wonderful," he finished weakly.-
Wytak
nodded in a businesslike way. "Now here's the program." He pressed a
button, and a relief map of the North American continent appeared on the wall
behind him. "Indicator." Wytak's porter put
a metal tube with a shaped grip into his hand—a tiny spot on the map fluoresced
where he pointed it.
"You'll swing down to the southwest
until you cross the Tennessee, then head westward about to here, then up
through the Plains, then back north of the Great Lakes and home again. You'll
notice that this route keeps you well clear of both Chicago and Toronto.
Remember that—it's important. We know that Frisco is working on a project
similar to ours, although they're at least a year behind us. If we know that,
the chances are that the other Cities know it too, but we're pretty sure
there's been no leak in our own security. There isn't going to be any."
He handed the indicator back. "You'll be
gone about three months . . ."
Diamond
was having trouble with his breathing again. . . You'll have to rough it pretty
much—there'll be room in your floater for you and your equipment, and that's
all."
Diamond
gurgled despairingly and rolled up his eyes. Gustad himself felt an unpleasant
sinking sensation.
"You
mean," he asked incredulously, "I'm supposed
to go all by myself—without even a ■porter?"
"That's
right," said Wytak. "You see, Alvah, you and I are civilized human
beings—we know there are so many indispensable time and labor saving devices
that nobody could possibly carry them all himself. But could you explain that
to a Muckfoot?" "I guess not."
"That's
why only a man with your superb talents can do this job for the City. Those
people actually live the kind of sordid brutal existence you portray so well in
the realies. Well, you can be as rough and tough as they are—you can talk their
own language, and they'll respect you."
Gustad
flexed his muscles slightly, feeling pleased but not altogether certain. Then a
new and even more revolting aspect of this problem occurred to him. "Your Honor, suppose I got along too well with the Muckfeet? I mean suppose they invited me into one of
their houses to—" he gagged slightly—"eat?"
Wytak's
face went stony. "I am surprised that you feel it necessary to bring that
subject up. All that will be covered very thoroughly in the briefing you will
get from Commissioner Laurence and Chairman Neddo and their staffs. And I want
you to understand, Gustad, that no pressure of any kind is being exerted on you
to take this assignment. This is a job for a willing, cooperative volunteer,
not a draftee. If you feel you're not the man for it, just say so now."
Gustad
apologized profusely. Wytak interrupted him, with the warmest and friendliest
smile imaginable. "That's all right, son, I understand. I understand
perfectly. Well, gende-men, I think that's all."
As soon as they were alone, Diamond clutched
Gustad's sleeve and pulled him over to the side of the corridor. "Listen
to me, Al boy. We can still pull you out of this. I know a doctor that will
make you so sick you couldn't walk across the street. He wouldn't do it for
everybody, but he owes me a couple of—"
"No, wait a minute. I
don't—"
"I
know, I know,"
said Diamond impatiently.
"You'll get your contract busted with Seven Boroughs and you'll lose a
couple months, maybe more, and you'll have to start all over again with one of
the little studios, but what of it? In a year or two, you'll be as good
as—" "Now wait, Jack. In the first—"
"Al,
I'm not just thinking about my twenty per cent of you. I don't even care about that—it's just money. What I want, I want you should still be
alive next year, you understand what I mean?"
"Look,"
said Gustad, "you don't understand, Jack. I want to go. I mean I don't exactly want to, but—" He pointed down the
corridor to the window that framed a vista of gigantic columns, fiercely
brilliant below, fading to massive darkness above, with a million tiny
floater-lights drifting
like a river of Stardust down the avenue. "Just look at that. It
took thousands of years to buildl I mean if I can keep it going just by
spending three months . . .
"And
besides," he added practically, "think of the publicity."
II
The
foothill country turned
out to be picturesque but not very rewarding. Alvah had by-passed the ancient
states of Pennsylvania and Maryland as directed, since the tribes nearest the
city were understood to be still somewhat rancorous. By the end of his first
day, he was beginning to regard this as a senous under-statement.
He
had brought his floater down, with flags flying, loudspeakers blaring, colored
lights flashing and streamers flapping gaily behind him, just outside an
untidy collection of two-story beehive huts well south of the former Pennsylvania
border. He had seen numerous vaguely human shapes from the air, but when he
extruded his platform and stepped out, every visible door was shut, the streets
were empty, and there was no moving thing in sight, except for a group of
singularly unpleasant-looking animals in a field to his fight.
After
a few moments, Gustad shut off the loudspeakers and listened. He thought he heard
a hum of voices from the nearest building. Suppressing a momentary qualm, he
lowered himself on the platform stair and walked over to the building. It had a
single high window, a crude oval in shape, closed by a discolored pane.
Standing
under this window, Alvah called, "Hello in there!"
The
muffled voices died away for a moment, then buzzed as busily as ever.
"Come on out—I want to talk to
you!" Same result.
"You don't have to be afraid! I come in
peace!"
The
voices died away again, and Alvah thought he saw a dim face momentarily through
the pane. A single voice rose on an interrogative note.
"Peace!" Alvah shouted.
The
window slid abruptly back into the wall and, as Alvah gaped upward, a deluge of
slops descended on him, followed by a gale of coarse laughter.
Alvah's
immediate reaction, after the first dazed and gasping instant, was a
hot-water-and-soap tropism, carrying with it an ardent desire to get out of his
drenched clothes and throw them away. His second, as imperious as the first,
had the pure flame of artistic inspiration—he wanted to see how many
esthetically satisfying small pieces one explosive charge would make out that
excrescence-shaped building.
Under no conditions, said the handbook he had
been required to memorize, will you commit any act
which might be interpreted by the Muckfeet as aggressive, nor will you make use
of your weapons at any time, unless such use becomes necessary for the
preservation of your own life.
Alvah
wavered, grew chilly and retired. Restored in body, but shaken in spirit, he
headed south.
Then
there had been his encounter with the old man and the animal. Somewhere in the
triangle of land between the Mississippi and the Big Black, at a point which
was not on his itinerary at all, but had the overwhelming attraction of being
more than a thousand air-miles from New York, he had set the floater down near
another sprawling settlement.
As usual, all signs of activity in and around
the village promptly disappeared. With newly acquired caution, Alvah sat
tight. Normal human curiosity, he reasoned, would drive the Muckfeet to him
sooner or later—and even if that failed, there was his nuisance value. How long
could you ignore a strange object, a few hundred yards from your home, that was shouting, waving flags, flashing colored
lights and sending up puffs of pink-and-green smoke?
Nothing
happened for a little over an hour. Then, half dozing in his control chair,
Alvah saw two figures coming toward him across the field.
Alvah's
ego, which had been taking a beating all day, began to expand. He stepped out
onto the platform and waited.
The two figures kept coming, taking their
time. The tall one was a skinny loose-jointed oldster with a conical hat on the
back of his head. The Ktde one ambling along in front of him was some sort of
four-footed animal.
In effect, an audience of one—at any rate, it
was Alvah's best showing so far. He mentally rehearsed his opening lines. There
was no point, he thought, in bothering with the magic tricks or the comic
monologue. He might as well go straight into the sales talk.
The
odd pair was now much closer, and Gustad recognized the animal half of it. It
was a so-called watchdog, one of the incredibly destructive beasts the Muckfeet
trained to do their fighting for them. It had a slender, supple body, a long
feline tail and a head that looked something like a terrier's and something
like a housecat's. However, it was not half as large or as frightening in
appearance as the pictures Alvah had seen. It must, he decided, be a pup.
Two
yards from the platform, the oldster came to a halt. The watchdog sat down
beside him, tongue lolling wetly. Alvah turned off the loudspeakers and the
color displays.
"Friend," he began, "I'm here
to show you things that will astound you, marvels that you wouldn't believe
unless you saw them with your own—"
"You a Yazoo?"
Thrown off stride, Alvah gaped. "What
was that, friend?**
"Ah said—you a
Yazoo?"
"No," said Alvah, feeling
reasonably positive.
"Any
kin to a Yazoo?"
"I don't think so."
"Git," said the
old man.
Unlikely as it seemed, a Yazoo was apparently
a good thing to be. "Wait a second," said Alvah. "Did you say Yazoo? I didn't understand you there at first. Am I a Yazoo! Why, man, my whole family on both sides has been—" what was the
plural of Yazoo?
"Ah'U count to
two," said the old man. "One."
"Now
wait a minute," said Alvah, feeling his ears getting hot. The watchdog, he
noticed, had hoisted its rump a fraction of an inch and was staring at him in
a marked manner. He flexed his right forearm slightly and felt the reassuring
pressure of the pistol in its pop-out holster. "What makes you Muckfeet
think you can—"
"Two,"
said the oldster, and the
watchdog was a spread-eagled blur in midair, seven feet straight up from the
ground.
Instinct
took over. Instinct had nothing to do with pistols or holsters, or with the
probable size of a full-grown Muck-foot watchdog. It launched Alvah's body into
a backward standing broad jump through the open floater door, and followed that
with an economical underhand punch at the
control button inside.
The
door slammed shut. It then bulged visibly inward and rang like a gong. Sprawled
on the floor, Gustad stared at it incredulously There
were further sounds—a thunderous growling and a series of hackle-raising
skreeks, as of hard metal being gouged by something even harder. The whole
floater shook.
Alvah
made the control chair in one leap, slammed on the power switch and yanked at
the steering bar. At an altitude of about a hundred feet, he saw the dark
shape of the watchdog leap clear and fall, twisting.
A
few seconds later, he put the bar into neutral and looked down. Man and
watchdog were moving slowly back across the field toward the settlement. As far
as Alvah could tell, the beast was not even limping.
Alvah's orders were reasonably elastic, but
he had already stretched them badly in covering the southward leg of his route
in one day. StiB, there seemed to be nothing else to do. Either there was an
area somewhere on the circuit where he could get the Muckfeet to listen to
him, or there wasn't. If there was, it would make more sense to hop around
until he found it, and then work outward to its limits, than to blunder
straight along, collecting bruises mid insults.
And if there wasn't—and this did not bear
thinking nlxmt —then the whole trip was a bust.
Alvah switched on his communicator and tapped
out the coded clicks that meant, "Proceeding on schedule"—which was a
lie—"no results yet—"which was true. Then he headed north.
Nightfall overtook him as he was crossing the
Ozark l'ln-teau. He set the floater's controls to hover at a thousand feet,
went to bed and slept badly until just before dawn. With a cup of kaflBn in his
hand, he watched this phenomenon in surprised disapproval: The scattered
lights winking out below, the first colorless hint of radiance, which illuminated
nothing, but simply made the Universe seem more senselessly vast and formless
than before; finally, after an interminable progression of insignificant
changes, the rinds of orange and scarlet, and the dim Sun bulging up at the rim
of the turning Earth. It was lousy theater.
How,
Alvah asked himself, could any human being keep himself from dying of sheer
irrelevance and boredom against a background like that? He was aware that
billions had done so, but his genera] impression of history was that people who
didn't have a city always got busy improving themselves until they could build
one or take one away from somebody else. All but the Muckfeet . . .
Once
their interest has been engaged, said the handbook at one point, you will lay principal stress upon the competitive advantages of each
product. It will be your aim to create a situation in which ownership of one or
more of oar products win be net onhj an
economic advantage, but a mark of social
distinction. In this way, communities which have accepted the innovations wUl,
in order to preserve and extend the recognition of their own status, be forced to convert
members of
neighboring communities.
Well, maybe so.
Alvah
ate a Spartan breakfast of protein jelly and citron cakes, called in the
coordinates and the time to the frog-voiced operator in New York, and headed
the floater northward again.
The landscape unrolled itself. If there were
any major differences between this country and the districts he had seen
yesterday, Alvah was unable to discern them. In the air, he saw an occasional
huge flapping shape, ridden by human figures. He avoided them, and they ignored
him. Below, tracts of dark-green forest alternated predictably with the pale
green, red or violet of cultivated fields. Here and there across the whole
visible expanse, isolated buildings stood. At intervals, these huddled closer
and closer together and became a settlement. There were perhaps more roads as
he moved northward, dustier ones. That was all.
The dustiness of these roads, it occurred to
Alvah, was a matter that required investigation. The day was cloudless and
clear; there was no wind at Alvah's level, and nothing in the behavior of the
trees or cultivated plants to suggest that there was any farther down.
He slowed the floater and lowered it toward
the nearest road. As he approached, the thread of ocher resolved itself into
an irregular series of expanding puffs, each preceded by a black dot, the
overall effect being that of a line of black-and-tan exclamation points. They
seemed to be moving just perceptibly, but were actually, Alvah guessed,
traveling at a fairly respectable clip.
He transferred his attention to another road.
It, too, was filled with hurrying dots, as was the next—and all the traffic was
heading in approximately the same direction, westward of Alvah's course.
He
swung the control bar over. The movement below, he was able to determine after
twenty minutes' flying, converged upon a settlement larger than any he had yet
seen. It sprawled for ten miles or more along the southern shore of a long and
exceedingly narrow lake. Most of it looked normal enough—a haphazard
arrangement of cone-roofed buildings—but on the side away from the lake, there
was a fairly extensive area filled with what seemed to be long, narrow sheds.
This, in turn, was bounded on two sides by a strip of fenced-in plots in which,
as nearly as Alvah could make out through the dust, animals of all sizes and
shapes were penned. It was this area which api>eiucd
to be the goal of every Muckfoot in the central Plains.
The
din was tremendous as Alvah floated down. There were shouts, cries, animal
bellowings, sounds of hammering, occasional blurts of something that might be
intendeil to be music, explosions of laughter. The newcomers, he noted, were
being herded with much confusion to one or another of the fenced areas, where
they left their mounts. Afterward, they straggled across to join the sluggish river
of bodies in the avenues between the sheds.
No
one looked up or noticed the dim shadow of the floater. Everyone was
preoccupied, shouting, elbowing, blowing an instrument, climbing a pole. Alvah
found a clear space at some distance from the sheds—as far as he could
conveniently get from the penned animals—and landed.
He
had no idea what this gathering was about. For all he knew, it might be a war
council or some kind of religious observance, in which case his presence might
be distinctly unwelcome. But in any case, there were customers here.
He
looked dubiously at the stud that controlled his attention-catchers. If he
used them, he would only be following directives, but he had a strong feeling
that it would be a faux pas. At the other extreme, the obvious thing to do was
to get out and go look for- someone in authority. This would involve abandoning
the protection of the floater, however, and he might blunder into some taboo
place or ceremony.
Evidently
his proper course was to wait unobtrusively until he was discovered. On the
other hand, if he stayed inside the floater with the door shut, the Muckfeet
might take more alarm than if he showed himself. Still, wasn't it possible that
they would be merely puzzled by a floater, whereas they would be angered by a
floater with a man on its platform? Or, taking it from another angle . . .
The heH with it.
Alvah ran the platform out, opened the door
and stepped out. He was relieved when, as he was" considering the delicate
problem of whether or not-to lower the stair, a small group of men and urchins
came into view around the comer of the nearest shed, a dozen yards away from
him.
They
stopped when they saw him, and two or three of the smallest children scutded
behind their elders. They exchanged looks and a few words that Alvah couldn't
hear. Then a pudgy little man with a fussed
expression
crowded forward, and the rest followed him at a
discreet
distance.
"Hello," said Alvah tentatively.
The little man came to a halt a yard or so
from the platform. He had a white badge of some kind pinned to his shapeless
brown jacket, and carried a sheaf of papers in his hand. "Who might you be?" he asked irritably.
"Alvah
Gustad is my name. I hope I'm not putting you people out, parking in your area
like this, Mr.—"
"Well, I should hope to spit you is,
though. Supposed to be a tent go up right there. Got to be one by noon. What did you say your name was, Gus
what?"
"Gustad. I don't believe I caught your name,
Mr.—"
"Don't
signify what my name is. We talking
about you. What clan you belong to?"
"Uh—Flatbush,"
said Alvah at random. "Look, as long as I'm in the way here, you just tell
me where to move to and—"
"Some little backwoods clan, I never
even heard of it," said the pudgy man. "I'll tell you where you can move to. You can just haul that thing back where you come from.
Gustad—FlatbushI You ain't on my list, I know that."
The
other Muckfeet had moved up gradually to surround the little man. One of them,
a lanky sad-faced youngster, nudged him with his elbow. "Might just check
and see, Jake."
"Well, I ought to know. My land, Artie, I got my work
to do. I can't spend all day standing here."
Artie's
long face grew more mournful. 'You thought them Keokuks wasn't on the list,
either."
"Well-all
right then, rot it." To Alvah: "What's your marks?"
Alvah blinked. "I don't—"
"Come down offa there." Jake turned impatiently to n man behind him. "Give'm a stake." As Alvah came hesitantly down the
stair, he found he was being offered a sharpened length of wood by a
seamy-faced brown man, who carried a bundle of others like it under his arm.
Alvah
took it, without the least idea of what to do next. The brown man watched him
alertly. "You c'n make your marks with that," he volunteered and
pointed to the ground between them.
The others closed in a little.
"Marks?" said
Alvah worriedly.
The
brown man hesitated, then took another stake from his
bundle. "Like these here," he said. "These is
mine." He drew a shaky circle and put a dot in the center of it.
"George." A figure four. "Allister—
that's me." A long rectangle with a loop at each
end. "Coffin—that's m' clan."
Jake
burst out, "Well, crying in a bucket, he know thatl You know how to sign your name, don't you?"
"Well,"
said Alvah, "yes." He wrote Alvah Gustad and,
as an afterthought, added Flatbush.
There were surprised whistles. "Wrote it
just as slick as Doc!" said a ten-year-old tow-headed male, bug-eyed with
awe.
Jake
stared at Alvah, then spun half around to wave his
papers under Artie's nose. "Well, you satisfied now, Artie Brumbacher? I
guess that ain't on my hst, is
it?"
"No," Artie admitted, "I guess
it ain't—not if you can read the hst, that is."
Everybody
but Alvah laughed, Jake louder than anyone. "All right," he said,
turning back to Alvah, "you just hitch up your brutes and get that thing out of here. If you ain't gone by the time I—"
"Jake!"
called a businesslike female voice, and a small figure came shouldering through
the crowd. "They need you over in the salamander shed—the Quincies is ready to move in, but there's some Sullivans ahead of them."
She glanced at
Alvah, then at the floater behind him. "You having any
trouble here?"
"All
settled now,"
Jake told her. "This
feller ain't on the list. I just give him his marching orders."
"Look, if I can say
something—" Alvah began.
The
girl interrupted him. "Did you want to exhibit something at the
Fair?"
"That's
right," said Alvah gratefully. "I was just trying to explain—"
"Well,
you late, but maybe we can squeeze you in. You won't sell anything, though, if
it's what I think it is. Let me see that list, Jake."
"Now
wait a minute," said Jake indignantly.
"You know we ain't got room for nobody that ain't on the list. We got enough trouble—"
"The Earth-movers won't be here from
Butler till tomorrow," said the girl, examining the papers. "We can
put him in there and move him out again when they get here. You need any
equipment besides what you brought?"
"No," said Alvah. "That would
be fine, thanks. All I need is a place—"
"All right. Before you go, Jake, did you tell those Sul-livans they could have red,
green and yellow in the salamander shed?"
"Well, sure I did. That what it say right there."
She
handed him back the papers and pointed to a line. "That Quincy, see? Dot instead of a cross. Sullivans is supposed to have that
comer in the garden truck shed, keep the place warm for the seedlings, but they
won't budge till you tell them it was a mistake. Babbishes and Stranahans is fit to be tied. You get over there and straighten them
out, will you? And don't worry too much about him."
Jake
snorted and moved away, still looking ruffled. The girl turned to Alvah.
"All right, let's go."
Unhappy
but game, Alvah turned and climbed back into the floater with the girl close
behind him. The conditioning he'd had just before he left helped when he was,
in the open air, but in the tiny closed cabin of the floater the girl's triply
compounded stench was overpowering.
How did they live with
themselves?
She
leaned over the control chair, pointing. "Over there," she said.
"See that empty space I'm pointing at?"
Alvah
saw it and put the floater there as fast as the generator would push it. The
space was not quite empty-there were a few very oddly
assorted Muckfeet and animals in it, but they straggled out when they saw him
hovering, and he set the floater down.
To
his immense relief, the girl got out immediately. Alvah followed her as far as
the platform.
Ill
In
the tailoh shop
back in Middle Queens, the proprietors, two brothers named Wynn, whose sole
livelihood was the shop, stared glumly at the bedplate where the
two-hundred-thousand-gallon Klenomatic ought to have been.
"He say
anything when he took it away?" Clyde asked.
Morton shrugged and made a sour face.
"Yeah,"
said Clyde. He looked distastefully at a dead cigar and tossed it at the
nearest oubliette. He missed.
"He said a month, two months,"
Morton told him. "You know what that means."
"Yeah."
"So
I'll call up the factory," Morton said violendy. "But I know what they're gonna tell me. Give us a
deposit and well put you on a waiting list. Waiting list!"
"Yeah," said Clyde.
In a factory in Under Bronnix, the vice
president in charge of sales shoved a thick folder of coded plastic slips under
the nose of the vice president in charge of production. "Look at those
orders," he said. 1 "Uh-huh," said Production.
"You
know how far back they go? Three years. You
know how much money this company's lost in unfilled orders? Over two
million—"
"I
know. What do you expect? Every fabricator in this
place is too old. We're holding them together with spit and string. Don't
bother me, will you, Harry. I got my own—"
"Listen,"
said Sales. "This can't go on much longer. It's up to us to tell the Old
Man that he's got to try a bigger bribe on the Metals people. Mortgage the
plant if we have to—it's the only thing to do."
"We have more mortgages now than the
plant is worth."
Sales
reddened. "Nick, this is serious. Last fall, it looked like we might
squeeze through another year, but now . . . You know what's going to happen in
another eight, ten months?" He snapped his fingers. "Right
down the drain."
Production
blinked at him wearily. "Bribes are no good any more, Harry. You know that as well as I do. They're out."
"Well, then what are we going to do?"
Production
shook his head. "I don't know. I swear to God, I don't know."
Over in Metals Reclamation Four, in Under and Middle Jersey, the night shift was just beginning.
In the blue-lit cavern of Ferrous, this involved two men, one bald and flabby, the other gray and gnarled. They exchanged a silent look, then each in turn put his face into the time clock's
retinoscope mask. The clock, which had been emitting a shrill irritating sound,
gurgled its satisfaction and shut up.
"Well, that's it," said the gray
one. "I'll be your work gang and you be mine,
huh?"
The
flabby one spat. "Wonder what happened to Turk." "Who cares? I
never liked him."
"Just wondering. Yesterday he's here, today where is he? Labor pool, army—" he spat
again, with care—"repair, maintenance . . . He was fifteen years in this
department. I was just wondering."
"Scooping sewage, probably. That's about his speed." The gray man
shambled over to the control bench opposite and looked at the indicators. Then
he lighted a cigarette.
"Nothing in the hoppers?" the
flabby one asked.
"Nah.
They ought to put Turk in the hoppers. He had metal in his goddam teeth. Actual metal!"
"Turk
wasn't old," the flabby one said reproachfully. "No more than
sixty."
"I never liked him."
"First it was the kid—you know, Pimples.
Then, lessee, the next one was that big guy, the realie actor—"
"Gustad. The hell with him."
"Yeah, Gustad. What I mean is, where do they go to? It's
the same thing on my three-to-seven shift, over in Yeasts. Guys I know for ten,
fifteen, twenty years on the same job. All of a sudden, they're gone and you
never see them. Must be a hell of a thing, starting all over again somewhere
else—guys like that—I mean you get set in your ways, kind of."
His
eyes were patient and bewildered in their watery pouches. "Guys like me—no
kids, nobody that gives a damn about 'em. Kind of gives you the jumps to think
about it. You know what I mean?"
The
gray one looked embarrassed, then irritated, then defiant. "Aah," he
said, and produced a deck of cards from his kit—the grimy coating on the
creasless, frayless plastic as lovingly built and preserved as the patina in a
meerschaum. "Cut for deal. Come on! Let's play."
"I'll
have to know what you going to exhibit," the girl said. "For
the Fair records."
"Labor-saving
devices," Alvah told her, "the latest and best products of human
ingenuity, designed to—"
"Machines,"
she said, writing. She added, looking up, "There's a fee for the use of
the fairground space. Since you only going to have it for a day, we'll call it
twenty twains."
Alvah
hesitated. He had no idea what a twain might be— it had sounded like "twain." Evidently it was some
sort of crude Muckfoot coinage.
"Afraid
I haven't got any of your money," he said, producing a handful of steels
from his belt change-meter. "I don't suppose these would do?"
The
girl looked at him steadily. "Gold?" she said. "Precious stones,
platinum, anything of that kind?" Alvah shook his head. "Sure?"
Alvah shrugged despairingly. "Well," she said after a moment,
"maybe something can be arranged. I'll let you talk to Doc about it,
anyhow. He'll have to decide. Come on."
"Just
a minute," Alvah said, and ducked back into the floater. He found what he
was looking for and trotted outside again.
"What's that?" asked the girl,
looking at the bulky kit at his waist.
"Just
a few things I like to have with me." "Mind showing me?"
"Well—no."
He opened the kit. "Cigarette lighter, flashlight, shaver, raincoat,
heater, a few medicines over here, jujubes, food
concentrates, things like that. Uh, I don't know why I put this in here—it's a
distress signal for people who get lost in the subway."
"You never can tell," said the
girl, "when a thing like that will come in handy."
"That's true. Uh, this thing that looks
like two dumbbells and a corkscrew . . ."
"Never mind," said the girl.
"Come along."
The first
shed they passed was occupied by things that looked like turtles with glittery
four-foot shells. In the nearest stall, a man was peeling off from one of the beasts successive thin layers of this shell-stuff, which
turned out to be colorless and transparent. He passed them to a woman, who
dipped them into a basin and then laid them on a board to dry. The ones at the
far end of the row, Alvah noticed, had flattened into discs.
The girl apparently misread his expression as
curiosity. "Glass tortoise," she told him. "For
windows and so on. The young ones have more hump
to their shells—almost spherical to start with. Those are for bottles and bowls
and things."
Alvah blinked noncommittally.
They
passed a counter on which metal tools were displayed—knives, axes and the
like. Similar objects, Alvah noted automatically, had only approximately
similar outlines. There seemed to be no standardization at all.
"These
are local," the girl said. "The metal comes from Iron Pits, just a
few miles south of here."
In
the next shed was a long row of upright rectangular frames, most of them empty.
One near the end, however, was filled with some sort of insubstantial film or
fabric. A tiny scarlet creature was crawling rapidly up and down this gossamer
substance, working its way gradually from left to right.
"Squareweb," the girl informed him.
"This dress I'm wearing was made that way."
Alvah
verified his previous impression that the dress was opaque. Rather a pity,
since it was also quite handsomely filled out. Not, he assured himself, that it
made any difference—the girl was a Muckfaot, after all.
Next came a large
cleared space. In it were half a dozen animals that resembled nothing in nature
or nightmare except each other. They were wide and squat and at least six feet
high at the shoulder. They had vaguely reptilian heads, and their scaly hides
were patterned in orange and blue, rust and vermilion, yellow and poppy-red.
The
oddest thing about them, barring the fact that each had three sets of legs, was
the extraordinary series of protuberances that sprouted from their backs. First
came an upright, slightly hollow shield sort of thing,
set cross-ways behind the first pair of shoulders. Behind that, something that
looked preposterously like an armchair—it even had a bright-colored cushion—and
then a double row of upright spines with a wide space between them.
"Trucks," said the girl.
Alvah cleared his throat.
"Look, Miss—"
"Betty Jane Hofmeyer.
Call me B.J. Everbody does."
"All right—uh—B.J. I wonder if you could
explain something to me. What's wrong with metal? And plastic,
and things like that. I mean why should you people want to go to so much
trouble and—and mess,
when there are easier ways
to do things better?"
"Each," she said,
"to his own taste. We turn here."
A few yards ahead, the Fair ended and the
settlement proper began with an unusually large building—large enough, Alvah
estimated, to fill almost an entire wing of a third-class hotel in New York.
Unlike the hovels he had seen farther south—which looked as if they had been
excreted—it was built of some regular, smooth-surfaced material, seamless and
fairly well shaped.
Alvah was so engrossed in these and other
considerations that it wasn't until the girl turned three steps inside the
doorway, impatiently waiting, that he realized a minor crisis was at hand—he
was being invited to enter a Muckfoot dwelling.
"Well, come on," said B.J.
Refuse any offers of food, transportation,
etc., said the handbook, firmly, but as diplomatically as possible.
Employ whatever subterfuge the situation may suggest, such as, "Thank you, but my doctor has forbidden me to touch fur," or,
"Pardon me, but I have a sore
throat and aim unable to eat."
Alvah cleared his throat frantically. The
situation did not suggest anything at all. Luckily, however, his stomach did.
"Maybe I'd better not come in," he
said. "I don't feel very well. Maybe if I, just sit down here
quietly—"
"You can sit down inside," said the
girl briskly. "If there's anything wrong with you, Doc will look you
over."
"Well," Alvah asked desperately,
"couldn't you bring him out here for a minute? I really don't think—"
"Doc is a busy man.
Are you coming or not?"
Alvah hesitated. There were, he told himself,
only two possibilities, after all: (a) he would somehow manage to keep his
breakfast, and (b) he wouldn't.
The
nausea began as a faint,
premonitory twinge when he stepped through the doorway. It increased steadily
as he followed B.J. past cages filled with things that chirruped, croaked,
rumbled, rustled or simply stared at him. The girl didn't invite comment on any
of them, for which Alyah was grateful. He was too busy concentrating on trying
not to concentrate on his misery.
For
the same reason, he did not notice at what precise point the cages gave way to
long rows of potted green plants. Alvah was just beginning to wonder if he
would five to see the end of them when, still following B.J., he turned a
corner and came upon a cleared space with half a dozen people in it.
One
of them was the sad-faced youth, Artie. Another was a stocky man, all chest and paunch and no neck
at all, who was talking to Artie while the others stood and listened. B.J.
stopped and waited quietly. Alvah, perforce, did the same.
"—just a few seedlings and a couple of
one-year-olds for now—we'll see how they go. If you have more room later on . .
. What else was I going to tell you?" The stocky man rumpled his hair
nervously. "Oh, look, Artie, I had a copy of the specifications for you,
but the fool bird got into a fight with a mirror and broke his . . . Wait a
second." He turned abruptly. "Hello, Beej. Come along to the library
for a second, will you?"
He
turned again and strode off, with Artie, BJ. and Alvah
in his wake.
The
room they entered was, from Alvah's point of view, the worst he had struck yet.
It was a hundred feet long, by fifty wide, and everywhere—perched on the walls
and on multi-leveled racks that ran the length of the room, darting through the
air in flutters of brilliance—were tiny raucous birds, feathered in every
prismatic shade, green, electric-blue, violet, screaming red.
"Mark
seven one-oh-threel" Bither shouted. The roomful
of birds took it up in a hideous echoing chorus. An instant later, a sudden
flapping sound turned itself into an explosion of color and alighted on the
stocky man's shoulder, preening its feathers with a blunt green beak. "Rrk," it said and then, quite clearly, "Mark
seven one-oh-three."
The stocky man made a perch of one forefinger and handed the thing
across to Artie's shoulder. "I can't give you this one. It's the only copy I got. You'll have
to listen to it and remember what you need."
"I'll
remember." Artie glanced at the bird on his shoulder and said,
"Magnus utility tree."
The stocky man looked around, saw B.J.
"Now, Beej, is it important? Because—"
"Magnus utility tree," the bird was
saying. "Thrive in all soils, over ninety-one per cent resistant to most
rusts, scales and other infestations. Edible from root to
branch. Young shoots and leaves excellent for salads. Self-fertilizing.
Sap can be drawn in second year for—"
"Doc,"
said the girl clearly, "this is Alvah Gustad. From New
York. Alvah, meet Doc Bither."
"—golden
orangoes in spring and early summer, Bither aperries in late summer and fall.
Will crossbreed with—"
"New York, huh?" said Bither.
"You a long way from home, young—Excuse me. Artie?"
"—series five to one
hundred fifteen. Trunks guaranteed
straight and rectilinear, two-by-four at end of
second year,
four-by-six at—" "I all set, Doc."
"—mealie pods and winterberries—"
"Fine,
all right." He took B.J.'s arm. "Let's go someplace we can
talk."
"—absorb
fireproofing and stiffening solution freely through roots . . ."
Bither led the way into a small, crowded
room. "Now," he said, peering intently at Alvah, "what's the
problem?"
B.J. explained briefly. Then they both stared
at Alvah. Sweat was beaded coldly on his brow and his knees were trembling, but
he seemed to have stabilized the nausea just below the critical point. The
idea, he told himself, was to convince yourself that the whole building was a
realie stage and all the objects in it props. Wasn't there a line to that
effect in one of the classics—The Manager of Copenhagen, or perhaps Have
It Your Own Way?
"What do you think?" Bither asked.
"Might
try him out."
"Um.
Damn it, I wish we hadn't run out of birds. Can you take this down for me,
Beej? I'll arrange for the Fair rental fee, Alvah, if you just answer a few
questions."
It
sounded innocuous enough but Alvah felt a twinge of suspicion. "What kind
of questions?"
"Just personal questions, like how old,
what you do for a living."
"Twenty-six. I'm an actor."
"Always been an actor?"
"No."
"What else you done?" "Labor."
"What kind?" B.J. asked.
"Worked
with his hands, Tie means," Bither told her. "Parents laborers,
too?"
"Yes."
B.J.
and Bither exchanged glances. Alvah shifted uncomfortably. "If that's all
. . ."
"One or two more. I want you to tell me, near as you can, when was the first time you
remember knowing that our clothes and our animals and us and all the things we
make smelled bad?"
It was too much. Alvah turned and lurched
blindly out the door. He heard their voices behind him: ". . .
minutes." ". . . alley door!"
Then
there were hands on him, steering him from behind as he stumbled forward at a
half-run. They turned him right, then left and finally he was out in the cool
air, not a moment too soon.
When
he straightened, wiping tears away, he was alone, but a moment later the girl
appeared m the doorway.
'That's all," she said distantly.
"You can start your exhibition whenever you want."
IV
The
magic thicks went
over fairly well—at least nobody yawned. The comic monologue, however, was a
flat failure, even though the piece had been expertly slanted for a rural
audience and, by all the laws of psychostatics, should have rated at least half
a dozen boffs. ("So the little boy came moseying back up the road, and his
grandpa said to him, 'Why didn't you drive them hogs out of the com like I told
you?* And the little fellow piped up, 'Them ain't
hogs—them's shoatsl'")
Alvah
launched hopefully into his sales talks and demonstrations.
The
all-purpose fireless lifetime cooker was received with blank stares. When Alvah
fried up a savory batch of protein-paste fritters and offered to hand them
out, nobody responded but one small boy, and his mother hauled him down off
the platform stair by the slack of his pants.
Smiling
doggedly, Alvah brought out the pocket-workshop power tools and accessories.
This it appeared, was more like it. An interested hum
went up as he drilled three holes of various sizes in a bar of duroplast, then
sawed through it from end to end and finally cut a mortise in one piece, a
tenon in the other, and fitted them together. A few more people drifted in.
"And
now, friends," said Alvah, "if youTl continue to give me your .kind
attention . . ."
The next item was the little giant
power-plant for the home, shop or office. Blank stares again. Alvah picked out
one Muckfoot in the front row—a blear-eyed, open-mouthed fellow, with hair over
his forehead and a basket under his arm, who seemed typical—and spoke directly
to him. He outdid himself about the safety, economy, efficiency and
un-obtrusiveness of a little giant power-plant. He explained its operation in
words a backward two-year-old could understand.
"A little giant," he concluded,
leaning over the platform rail to stare hypnotically into the Muckfoot's eyes,
"is the power-plant for you!"
The
fellow blinked, slowly produced a dark-brown lump of something from his pocket,
slowly put it into his inattentive mouth, and as slowly began to chew.
Alvah
breathed deeply and clutched the rail. "And now," he said, giving the
clincher, "the marvel of the age—the super-speed runabout!" He
pressed the button that popped open a segment of the floater's hull and lowered
the gleaming little two-wheeled car into view.
"Now,
friends," he said, "just to demonstrate the amazing qualities of this
miracle of modem science—is there any gendeman in the crowd who has an animal
he fancies for speed?"
For the first time, the Muckfeet reacted
according to the charts. Shouts rocketed up: "Me, by damnl"
"Mel" "Right here, misterl" "Yes, sir!"
"Friends,
friends!" said Alvah, spreading his hands. "There won't be time to
accommodate you all. Choose one of you to represent the restl"
"Swifty!"
somebody yelped, and other
voices took up the cry. A red-haired young man began working his way back out
of the crowd, propelled by gleeful shouts and slaps on the back.
Alvah
took an indicator and began pointing out the salient features of the runabout.
He had not got more than a quarter of the way through when the redhead reappeared,
mounted astride an animal which, to Alvah's revolted gaze, looked to be part
horse, part lynx, part camel and part pure horror.
To
the crowd, evidendy, it was one of nature's finest efforts. Alvah swallowed
bile and raised his voice again. "Clear a space now, friends—all the way
around!"
It took time, but eventually self-appointed
deputies began to get the crowd moving. Alvah descended, carrying two bright
marker poles, and, followed by the inquisitive redhead set one up at either
side of the enclosure, a few yards short of the boundary.
"This will be the course," he told
Swifty. "Around these markers and the floater—that thing I was standing
on. We'll do ten laps, starting and finishing here. Is that all right?"
"All right with me," said the
redhead, grinning more widely than before.
There
were self-appointed time-keepers and starters, too. When Alvah, in the
runabout, and the redhead, on his monster, were satisfactorily fined up, one of
them bellowed,
"On
y' marks—Git set . . ." and then cracked a short whip
with a noise out of all proportion to its size.
For
a moment, Alvah thought Swifty and his horrid mount had simply disappeared.
Then he spotted them, diminished by perspective, halfway down the course, and
rapidly getting smaller. He slammed the power bar over and took off in pursuit.
Around the first turn, it was Swifty, with Alvah nowhere. In the stretch, Alvah was coming up
fast on the Outside. Around the far turn, he was two monster
lengths behind and, in the stretch again, they were neck and neck. Alvah kept
it that way for the next two laps and then gradually pulled ahead. The crowd
became a multicolored streak, whirling past him. In the sixth lap, he passed
Swifty again—in the eighth, again—in the tenth, still again—and when he skidded
to a halt beyond the finish post, fluttering its flags with the wind of his
passage, poor old Swifty and his steaming beast were still lumbering halfway
down the stretch.
"Now, friends," said Alvah,
triumphantly mounting the platform again, "in a moment, I'm going to tell
you how you, yourselves, can own this wonderful runabout and many marvels
more—but first, are there any questions you'd like to ask?"
Swifty pushed forward, grinless, looking like
a man smitten by lightning. "How many to a get?" he called.
Alvah decided he must have misunderstood.
"You can have any number you want," he said. "The price is so
reasonable—but I'm going to come to that in a—"
"I don't mean how many will you sell. How many calves, or colts, or whatever, is what I want to know."
There was a general murmur of agreement.
This, it would seem, was what everybody wanted to know.
Appalled,
Alvah corrected the misapprehension as quickly and clearly as he could.
"Mean to say," somebody
called, "they don't breed?"
"Certainly not. If one of them ever breaks down—and, friends, they're built to last—you
get it repaired or buy another."
"How much?"
somebody in the crowd yelled.
"Friends,
I'm not here to take your money," Alvah said. "We just want—"
"Then
how we going to pay for your stuff?"
"I'm
coming to that. When two people want to trade, friends, there's usually a way.
You want our products. We want metals—iron, aluminum, chromium—"
"Suppose a man ain't got any
metal?"
"Well, sir, there are a lot of other
things we can use besides metal. Natural fruits and
vegetables, for instance."
The
slack-faced yokel in the first row, the one with the basket under his arm,
roused himself for the first time. His mouth closed, then
opened again. "What kind?"
"Natural products, friend. You know, the kind
your great-granddad ate. We use a lot every year for table delicacies,
even—"
The
yokel came halfway up the platform stair. His gnarled fingers dipped into the
basket and came up with a smooth red-gold ovoid. He shoved it toward Alvah.
"You mean," he said incredulously, "you
wouldn't eat that?"
Gulping, Alvah becked away a step. The
Muckfoot came after him. "Raise 'em myself," he said plaintively,
holding out the red fruit. "I tell you, they just the juiciest, goodest—
Go ahead, try one."
"I'm not hungry," Alvah said
desperately. "I'm on a diet. Now if you'll just step down quietly, friend,
till after the—"
The Muckfoot stared at him, holding the fruit
under Alvah's nose
"You mean you won't try it?"
"No,"
said Alvah, trying not to breathe. "Now go on back down there,
friend—don't crowd me."
"Well,"
said the Muckfoot, "then durn you!" And shoved the
disgusting thing squashily into Alvah's face.
Alvah saw red. Blinking away a glutinous film
of juice and pulp, he glimpsed the yokel's face, spread into a hideous grin.
Waves of laughter beat about his ears. Retching, he brought up his right fist
in an instinctive roundhouse swing that clapped the yokel's grin shut and
toppled him over the platform rail, basket, flying fruit and all.
The
laughter rumbled away into expectant silence. Alvah fumbled in his kit for
tissues, scrubbed a wad of them across his face and saw them come away daubed
with streaky red. He hurled them convulsively into the crowd and, leaning over
the rail, shouted thickly, "Lousy- stinking filthy Muckfeet!"
Muckfoot
men in the front ranks turned and looked at each other solemnly. Then two of
them marched up the platform stair and, behind them, another two.
Still berserk, Alvah met the first couple
with two violent kicks in the chest. This cleared the stair, but he turned to
find three more candidates swarming over the rail. He swung at the nearest, who
ducked. The next one seized Alvah's arm with both hands and toppled over
backward. Alvah followed, head foremost, and landed with a jar that shook him
to his toes.
The
next thing he knew, he was lying on the ground surrounded by upward of twenty
thick seamless boots, choking on dust, and getting the daylights methodically
kicked out of him.
Alvah rolled over frantically, climbed the
first leg that came to hand, got his back against the platform and, by dint of
cracking skulls together, managed in two brisk minutes to clear a momentary space
around him. Another dim figure lunged at him. Alvah clouted it under the ear,
whirled and vaulted over the rail onto the platform.
His gun popped out into his
hand.
For
just a moment, he was standing alone, feeling the pistol grip clenched hard in
his dirt-caked palm and able to judge exactly how long he had before half a
dozen Muckfeet would swarm up the stair and over the rail. The crowd's faces
were sharp and clear. He saw Artie and Doc Bither and Jake, his mouth open to
howl, and he saw the girl, B.J., in a curious posture—leaning forward, her
right arm thrust out and down. She looked as if she had just thrown something.
Alvah saw the gray-white blur wobbling toward
him. He tried to dodge, but the thing struck his shoulder and exploded with a
papery pop. For an instant, the air was full of dancing bright particles. Then
they were gone.
Alvah didn't have time to wonder about it. He
thumbed the selector over to Explosive, pointed
the gun straight up and squeezed the trigger.
Nothing happened.
There
were two Muckfeet half over the rail and three more coming
up the stair. Incredulous, still aiming at the air, Alvah tried again—and
again. The gun -didn't work.
Three
Muckfeet were on the platform, four more right behind them. Alvah spun through
the open door and slapped at the control button. The door stayed open.
The
Muckfeet were massed in the doorway, staring in like visitors at an aquarium.
Alvah dived at the power bar, shoved it over. The floater didn't lift.
"Holly! Luke!" called a clear voice outside, and the Muckfeet
turned. "Leave him alone. He's got enough troubles now."
Alvah was pawing at the control board.
The lights didn't work.
The air-conditioner didn't work.
The scent-organ didn't
work.
The musivox didn't work.
One
of the Muckfeet put his head in at the door. "Reckon he has," he said
thoughtfully and went away again. Alvah heard his voice, more faintly.
"You do something, B.J.?"
"Yes," said the
girl, "I did something."
Moving
warily, Alvah went outside. The girl was standing just below the platform,
watching as the Muckfoot men filed down the stair.
"Your he said to her.
She
paid him no attention. "Just one of those things, Luke," she said.
Luke
nodded solemnly. "Well, the Fair don't come hut once a year." He and
the other men moved past her into the crowd, each one acquiring a train of
curiosity-seekers as he went. The crowd began to drift away.
A
familiar voice yelped, "Ride'm out on a razorback is what I sayl"
A chorus of "Now, Jake!" went up.
There were murmurs of dissent, of inquiry, of explanation. "Time for the
poultry judging!" somebody called, and the crowd moved faster.
Alvah
went dazedly down and climbed into the runabout. He waggled its power bar. No
response.
He tore open his kit and began frantically
hauling out one glittering object after another, holding each for an instant
and then throwing it on the ground. The razor, the heater,
the vacuum cleaner, the sonotube, the vibromasseur.
Swifty
rode by, at ease atop his horse-lynx-camel-horror. He was whistling.
The crowd was almost gone. Among the
stragglers was Jake, fists on his pudgy hips, his choleric cheeks gleaming with
sweat and satisfaction.
"Well,
Mister High-and-Mighty," he called, "what you going to do now?"
That was just what Alvah was wondering. He
was about a thousand miles from home by air—probably more like fifteen hundred across-country. He had no transportation, no shelter, no
power tools, no equipment. He had, he realized with
horror, been cut off instandy from everything that made a man civilized.
What was he
going to do?
Manager
Wytak had his feet on the glossy desktop. So did the
Comptroller, narrow-faced old Mr. Creedy; the Director of Information, plump
Mr. Kling; the Commissioner of Supply, blotched and pimpled Mr. Jackson; and
the porcine Mr. McArdle, Commissioner of War. With chairs tilted back, they
stared through a haze of cigar smoke at each others' stolid faces mirrored on
the ceiling.
Wytak's voice was as confident as ever, if a
trifle muted, and when the others spoke, he listened. These were not the hired
nonentities Alvah had seen; these were the men who had made Wytak, the
electorate with whose consent he governed.
"Jack,"
said Wytak, "I want you to look at it my way and see if you don't think
I'm right. It isn't a question of how long we can hold out—when you get right
down and look at it, it's a question of can we do anything."
"In time," said Jackson
expressionlessly.
"In time. But if we can do anything, there'll be time enough. You say we've got
troubles now and you're right, but I tell you we can pull through a situation a
thousand times worse than this—if we've
got an answer. And have we got an answer? We have."
Creedy grunted. "Like
to see some results, Boley."
"You'll
see them. You can't skim a yeast tank the first day, Will."
"You
can see the bubbles, though," said Jackson sourly. "Any report from
this Gustad today, while we're talking about it?"
"Not yet. He was
getting some response yesterday. He's
following it up. I trust that boy—the analyzers picked
his card out of five million. Wait and see. He'll deliver."
"If you say so,^Boley."
"I say so."
Jackson nodded. "That's good enough. Gentlemen?"' In another soundproof, spyproof office in
Over Manhattan,
Kling and McArdle met again twenty minutes
later.
"What do you think?" asked Kling
with his meaningless
smile.
"Moderately good. I was hoping he would he about Gustad's report, but of course there was
very litde chance of that. Wytak is an old hand."
"You admire him?" TCling suggested.
"As a specimen of his type. Wytak pulled us out of a very bad spot in '39."
"Agreed."
"And he has had his uses since then.
There are times when brilliant improvisation is better than sound principles
—and times when it is not. Wytak is an incurable romantic."
"And you?"
"We," said McArdle grimly,
"are realists."
"Oh,
yes. But perhaps toe are not anything just yet. Creedy is
interested, but not convinced—and until he moves, Jackson will do
nothing."
"Wytak's
project is a failure. You can't do business with the Muckfeet. But the fool was
so confident that he didn't even interfere with Gustad's briefing."
Kling leaned forward with interest. "You
didn't. . . ?"
"No.
It wasn't necessary. But it
means that Gustad has no instructions to fake successful reports—and that means
Wytak can't stall until he gets back. There was no report today. Suppose
there's none tomorrow, or the next day, or the next."
"In that case, of course . . . However,
it's always as well to offer something positive. You said you might have
something to show me today."
"Yes. Follow me."
In a
sealed room at the end of a guarded corridor, five young men were sitting. They
leaped to attention when Kling and McArdle entered.
"At
ease," said McArdle. "This gentleman is going to ask you some
questions. You may answer freely." He turned to Kling. "Go ahead—ask
them anything."
Kling's eyebrows went up delicately, but he
looked the young men over, selected one and said, "Your name?"
"Walter B. Limler,
sir."
Kling looked mildly pained. "Please
don't call me sir. Where do you live?"
"CFF Barracks, Tier Three,
McCormick."
"CFF?" said Kling with a frown.
"McCormick? I don't place the district. Where is it?"
The young man, who was blond and very earnest,
allowed himself to show a slight surprise. "In the Loop," he said.
"And where is the
Loop?"
The
young man looked definitely startled. He glanced at McArdle, moistened his lips
and said, "Well, right here, sir. In Chicago."
Kling's
eyebrows went up and then down. He smiled. "I begin to see," he
murmured to McArdle.
It
cost Alvah two hours' labor, using tools that had never been designed to be
operated manually, to get the inspection plate off the motor housing in the
floater. He compared the intricate mechanism with the diagrams and photographs
in the maintenance handbook. He looked for dust and grime; he checked the
moving parts for play; he probed for dislodged wiring plates and corrosion. He
did everything the handbook suggested, even spun the flywheel and was positive
he felt the floater lift a fraction of an inch beneath him. As far as he could
tell, there was absolutely nothing wrong, unless the trouble was in the core of
the motor itself—the force-field that rotated the axle that made eveiything go.
The core casing had an "easily
removable" segment, meaning to say that Alvah was able to get it off in
three hours more.
Inside,
there was no resistance to his cautious finger. The spool-shaped hollow space
was empty.
Under Motor Force-field Inoperative the manual said simply: Remove and replace rhodopalladium nodules.
Alvah
looked. He found the tiny sockets where the nodules ought to be, one in the
flanged axle-head, the other facing it at the opposite end of the chamber. The
nodules were not there at all.
Alvah
went into the storage chamber. Ignoring the increasingly forceful protests of
his empty stomach, he spent a furious twenty minutes locating the spare
nodules. He stripped the seal off the box and lifted the fid.
There
were the nodules. And there, appearing out of nowhere,
was a whirling cloud of brightness that settled briefly in the box and then
went back where it came from. And there the nodules weren't.
Alvah
stared at the empty box. He poked his forefinger into the cushioned niches, one
after the other. Then he set-the box down with care, about-faced, walked
outside to the platform and sat down on the top step with his chin on his
fists.
"You
looked peaked," said BJ.'s firm voice. Alvah looked.up
at her briefly. "Go away." "Had anything to eat
today?" the girl asked. Alvah did not reply.
"Don't
sulk," she said. "You've got a problem. We feel responsible. Maybe
there's something we can do to help."
Alvah stood up slowly. He looked her over
carefully, from head to toe and back again. "There is one thing you could
do for me," he said. "Smile."
"Why?" she asked cagily.
"I
just wanted to see your fangs." He turned wearily and went into the
floater.
He puttered around for a
few minutes, then got cold rations out of the storage chamber and sat down in
the control chair to eat them. But the place was odious to him with its
gleaming, useless array of gadgetry, and he went outside again and sat down
with his back to the hull near the doorway. The girl was still there, looking
up at him.
"Look," she said, "I'm sorry
about this."
The
nutloaf went down his gullet in one solid lump and hit his stomach like a
stone. "Please don't mention it," he said bitterly. "It was
really nothing at all."
"I had to do it. You might have killed
somebody."
Alvah
tried another bite. Chewing the stuff, at any rate, gave him something to do.
"What were
those things?'' he
demanded.
"Metallophage,"
she said. "They eat metals in the platinum family. Hard to get them that
selective—we weren't exactly sure what would happen."
Alvah
put down the remnant of nutloaf slowly. "Who's 'we'? You
and Bither?"
"Mostiy."
"And
you—you bred those things to eat rhodopalladium?" She nodded. .
"Then
you must have some to feed them," said Alvah logically. He stood up and
gripped the railing. "Give it to me.
She hesitated. "There might be
some—" "Might
be? There must be!"
"You don't understand. They don't
actually eat the metal —not for nourishment, that is." "Then what do
they do with it?"
"They build nests," she told him.
"But come on over to the lab and we'll see."
At
the laboratory door, they were still arguing. "For the last time,"
said Alvah, "I will not come in. I've just eaten half a nutcake and I
haven't got any food to waste. Get the stuff and bring it out."
"For the last time," said B.J.,
"get it out of your head that what you want is all that counts. If you
want me to look for the metal, you'll come in, and that's flat."
They
glared at each other. Well, he told himself resignedly, he hadn't wanted that
nutloaf much in the first place.
They
followed the same route, past the things that chirruped, croaked, rumbled, rustled. The main thing, he recalled, was to keep your mind
off it.
"Tell me something," he said to her
trim back. "If I hadn't got myself mixed up with that farmer and his
market basket, do you still think I wouldn't have sold anything?"
"That's right."
"Well,
why not? Why all this resistance to machinery? Is it a taboo of some
kind?"
She
said nothing for a moment. "Is it because you're afraid the Cities will
get a hold on you?" Alvah insisted. "Because that's
foolish. Our interests are really the same as yours. We don't just want
to sell you stuff—we want to help you help yourselves. The more prosperous you get, the better for us."
"It's not that," she said.
"Well,
what then? It's been bothering me. You've got all these raw materials, all this
land. You wouldn't have to wait for us—you could have built your own factories,
made your own machines. But you never have. I can't understand why."
"It's not worth the trouble."
He
choked. "Anything
is worth the trouble, if it helps you do the same work more efficiently,
more intel—"
"Wait
a minute." She stopped a woman who was passing in the aisle between the
cages. "Marge, where's Doc?"
"Down in roundworms, I think."
"Tell
him I have to see him, will you? It's urgent. Well wait in here." She led
the way into a windowless room, as small and cluttered as any Alvah had seen.
"Now," she said.
"We don't make a fuss about machines because most people simply haven't
any need for them."
"That's
ridiculous," Alvah argued.
"You may think—"
"Be
quiet and let me finish. We haven't got centralized industries or power
installations. Why do you think the Cities have never beaten us in a war, as
often as they've tried? Why do you think we've taken over the whole world,
except for twenty-two Cities? You've got to face this sooner or later— in every
single respect, our
plants and animals are more efficient than any machine you could build."
Alvah
inspected her closely. Her eyes were intent and brilliant. Her bosom indicated
deep and steady breathing. To all appearance, she was perfecdy serious.
"Nuts," he replied with dignity.
B.J. shook her head impatiently. "I know
you've got a brain.
Use it. What's the most expensive item that goes into a machine?"
"Metal. We're a little short of it, to
tell the truth."
"Think
again. What are all your gadgets supposed to save?"
"Well, labor."
"Human labor. If metal is expensive, it's because it costs
a lot of man-hours."
"If you want to look at it that
way—"
"It's
true, isn't it? Why is a complicated thing more expensive than a simple one? More man-hours
to make it. Why is a rare thing more expensive than a common one? More man-hours to find it. Why is a—"
"All right, what's
your point?"
"Take
your runabout. You saw that was the thing that interested people most, but I'll
show you why you never could have sold one. How many man-hours went into manufacturing
it?"
Alvah
shifted restlessly. "It isn't in production. It's a trade item."
She
sniffed. "Suppose it was in production. Make an honest guess. Figure in everything—amortization on the
plant and equipment, materials, labor and so on. You can check your answer
against wages and prices in your own money—you'll come pretty close."
Alvah reflected. "Between
seven-fifty and a thousand."
"Compare
that with Swifty's Morgan Gamma—the thing you raced against. Two man-hours—just
two, and I'm being generous."
"Interesting,"
said Alvah, "if true." He suppressed an uneasy belch.
"Figure
it out. An hour for the vet when he was foaled. Call
it another hour for amortization on the stable where it happened, but that's
too much. It isn't hard to grow a stable and they last a long time."
Alvah,
who had been holding his own as long as machines were the topic, wasn't sure he
could keep it up—or, more correctly, down. "All right, two hours," he
said. "The animals feed themselves and water themselves, no doubt."
"They
do, but that comes under upkeep. Our animals forage, most of them—all the big
ones. The rest are cheap and easy to feed. Your machines have to be fueled. Our
animals repair themselves, like any living organism, only better and faster.
Your machines have to be repaired and serviced. More
man-hours. Incidentally, if you and Swifty took a ten-hour trip, you in
your runabout, him on his Morgan, you'd spend just ten hours steering. Swifty
would spend maybe fifteen minutes all told. And now we come to the
payoff—"
"Some other
time," said Alvah irritably.
"This is important.
When your runabout—"
"I'd
rather not talk about it any more," said Alvah, raising his voice.
"Do you mind?"
"When
your runabout breaks down and can't be fixed," she said firmly, "you
have to buy another. Swifty's mare drops twins every year. There. Think about
it."
The
door opened and Bither came in, looking more disheveled than ever.
"Hello, Beej, Alvah. Beej, I think we shoulda used annelid stock for this
job. These F3 batches no good
at—you two arguing?"
Alvah
recovered himself with an effort. "Rhodopalladium," he said thickly.
"I need about a gram. Have you got it?"
"Not
a scrap," said Bither cheerfully. "Except in the
nests, of course."
"I told him I didn't
think so," B.J. said.
Alvah
closed his eyes for a second. "Where," he asked carefully, "are
the nests?"
"Wish
I knew," Bither admitted. "It's frustrating as hell. You see, we had
to make them awful small and quick, the metallophage. Once you let them out of
the sacs, there's no holding them. We did so good a job, we can't check to see
how good a job we did." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Of course,
that's beside the point. Even if we had the metals, how would you get the alloy
you need?"
"Palladium," said the girl, "melts at fifteen fifty-three Centigrade. I asked
the hand bird."
"Best
we can get out of a salamander is about six hundred," Bither added.
"Isn't good for them, either—they get esophagitis."
"And
necrosis," the girl said, watching Alvah intently. His eyes were watering.
It was hard to see. "Are you telling—"
"We're trying to tell you," she
said, "that you can't go back. You've got to start getting used to the
idea. There isn't a thing you can do except settle down here and learn to live
with us."
Alvah could feel his jaw working, but no words
were coming out. The bulge of nausea in his middle was squeezing its way
inexorably upward.
Somebody
grabbed his arm. "In therel" said Bither urgently.
A
door opened and closed behind him, and he found himself facing a hideous
white-porcelain antique with a pool of water in it. There was a roaring in his
ears, but before the first spasm took him, he could hear the girl's and
Bither's voices faintly from the other room:
"Eight minutes that time."
"Beej, I don't know."
"We can do itl"
"Well,
I suppose we can, but can we do it before he starves?"
There
was a sink in the room, but Alvah would sooner have drunk poison. He fumbled in
his disordered kit until he found the condenser canteen. He rinsed out his
mouth, took a tonus capsule and a mint lozenge. He opened the door.
"Feeling better?" asked the girl.
Alvah stared at her, retched feebly and fled
back into the washroom.
When he came out again, Bither said,
"He's had enough, Beej. Let's take him out in the courtyard rill he gets
his strength back."
They
moved toward him. Alvah said weakly, but with feeling, "Keep your itchy
hands off me." He walked unsteadily past them, turned when he reached the
doorway. "I hate to urp and run, but I'll never forget your hospitality.
If there's ever anything I can do for you—anything at all —please hesitate to call on me."
He heard muttering voices and an odd scraping
sound behind him, but he didn't look back. He was halfway down the aisle
between the cages when something furry and gray scuttled into view and sat up,
grinning at him.
It
looked like an ordinary capuchin monkey except for its head, which was
grotesquely large. "Go away," said Alvah. He advanced with
threatening gestures. The thing chattered at him and stayed where it was.
The aisle behind him was deserted. Very well,
there were other exits. Alvah followed his nose back into the plant section and
turned right.
There was the monkey-thing again.
At the next intersection of
aisles, there were two of them.
Alvah turned left. And right. And left.
And emerged into a large empty space enclosed
by buildings.
"This is the courtyard," said
Bither, coming forward with the girl behind him. "Now be reasonable,
Alvah. You want to get back to New York, don't you?"
This did not seem to call for comment. Alvah
stared at him in silence.
"Well," said Bither, "there's
just one way you can do it. It won't be easy—I don't even say you got more than
a fighting chance. One thing, though—it's up to you just how hard you make it
for yourself."
"Get to the
point," Alvah said.
"You
got to let us decondition you so you can eat our food, ride on our animals. Now
think about it, don't just—"
Alvah
swung around, looking for the fastest and most direct exit. Before he had time
to find it, a dizzying thought struck him and he turned back.
"Is that what this whole thing has been
about?" he demanded. He glared at Bither, then at B.J. "Is that the
reason you were so helpful? Did you engineer that fight?"
Bither clucked unhappily. "Would
we admit it if we did? Alvah, I'll admit this much—of course we
interested in you for our own reasons. This is the first time in thirty years
we had a chance to study a City man. But what I just told you is true. If you
want to get back home, this is your only chance."
"Then
I'm a dead man," said Alvah. "You is if you
think you is," Bither told him. "Beej, you try."
She
looked at Alvah levelly. "You think what we suggesting isn't possible. Right? Of course, we could do it.
But
I guess you already realize that your people are backward compared to
us."
Half
angry, half curious, Alvah demanded, "Just how do you figure that?"
"Easy.
You probably don't know much biology, but you must know this much. What's the
one quality that makes human beings the dominant race on this planet?"
Alvah
snorted. "Are you trying to tell me I'm not as bright as a Muckfoot?"
"Not
intelligence. Try again. Something more general-intelligence is only a special
phase of it."
Alvah's patience was narrowing to a brittle
thread. "You
tell me."
"All right. We like to think intelligence is important, but you can't argue that
way. It's special pleading—the way a whale might argue
that size is the measuring stick, or a microbe might say numbers. But—"
"Control of
environment," Alvah said.
"Right. Another name for it is adaptability. No other organism is so
independent of environment, so adaptable as Man. And
we could live in New York if we had to, just as we can live in the Arctic
Circle or the tropics. And since you don't dare even try to live here . .
."
"All
right," Alvah said bitterly, after a moment. "When do we start?"
VI
He refused to be hypnotized.
"You
promised to help," B.J. said in annoyance. "We can't break the
conditioning till we find out how it was done, you big oaf!"
"The
whole thing is ridiculous anyhow," Alvah pointed out. "I said I'd let
you try and I will—you can prod me around to your heart's content—but not that.
I've put in a lot of Required Contribution time in
restricted laboratories. Military secrets. How do I
know you wouldn't ask me about those if you got me under?"
"We're not interested in—" B.J. began furiously, but Bither
cut her off.
"We is, though,
Beej. Might be important for us to know what kind of defenses New York has
built up, and I was going to ask him if I got the
chance." He sighed. "Well, there is other ways to skin a glovebeast.
Lean back and relax, Alvah."
"No tricks?" Alvah asked
suspiciously.
"No,
we just going to try to improve your conscious recall.
Relax now; close your eyes. Now think of a room, one that's familiar to you,
and describe it to me. Take your time . . . Now we going further back—further
back. You three years old and you just dropped something on the floor. What is
it?"
Bither seemed to know what he was doing,
Alvah had to admit. Day after day they dredged up bits and scraps of memory
from his childhood, events he had forgotten so completely that he would almost
have sworn they had never happened. At first, all of them seemed trivial and
irrelevant, but even so, Alvah found, there was an unexpected fascination in
this search through the dusty attics of his mind. Once they hit something that made
Bither sit up sharply —a dark figure holding something furry, and an accompanying
remembered stench.
Whether
or not it had been as important as Bither seemed to think, they never got it
back again. But they did get other things—an obscene couplet about the Muckfeet
that had been popidar in P. S. 9073 when
Alvah was ten; a scene from a realie
feature called Nix
on the Stix; a
whispered horror story; a frightening stereo picture in a magazinte.
"What we have to
do," B.J. told him at one point, "is to
make you realize that none of this was your own
idea. They
made you feel this way. They did it to you." "Well, I know
that," said Alvah.
She
stared at him in astonishment. "You knew it all along— and you don't
care?"
"No." Alvah felt puzzled and
irritated. "Why should I?"
"Don't
you think they should have let you make up your own mind?"
Alvah
considered this. "You have to make your children see things the way you
do, otherwise there wouldn't be any continuity from one generation to the next.
You couldn't keep any kind of civilization going. Where would we be if we let
people wander off into the Sticks and become Muck-feet?"
He
finished triumphantly, but she didn't look crushed. She merely grinned with an
exasperating air of satisfaction and said, "Why should they want to—unless
we can give them a better life than the Cities can?"
This
was absurd, but Alvah couldn't find the one answer that would flatten her, no
matter how long and often he mulled it over. Meanwhile, his tolerance of
Muckfoot dwellings progressed from ten minutes to thirty, to an hour, to a full
day. He didn't like it and nothing,' he knew could ever make him like it, but
he could stand it. He was able to ride for short distances on Muckfoot animals,
and he was even training himself to wear an animal-hide belt for longer and
longer periods each day. But he still couldn't eat Muckfoot food—the bare
thought of it still nauseated him —and his own supplies were running short.
Oddly, he didn't feel as anxious about it as
he should have. He could sense the resistance within him softening day by day.
He was irrationally sure that that last obstacle would go, too, when the time
came. Something else was bothering him, something he couldn't even name—but he
dreamed of it at night and its symbol was the threatening
vast arch of the sky.
Gradually, from Bither and B.J. and
occasionally from some of the other lab workers, Alvah got a picture of the way
Muckfoot biogenetics had developed. He had never spent much time wondering how
the Muckfeet created their obscene animals and plants; it wasn't something you
enjoyed thinking about. He still didn't like it; but, he discovered, there was
more to it than you would expect.
Working
with exact gene charts and with the Jenkins-Scripture surgical techniques,
Muckfoot geneticists could combine or alter characteristics at will. They could
overcome the incompatibility of widely different organisms, producing unlikely
hybrids of ant and lobster, cat and dog, elm and asparagus. By these methods,
and by controlled mutation, they were able to tailor living organisms for any
use. In just under a century, they had created a whole new biota, from soil
bacteria to draught animals.
Bither thought the science was still in its
infancy. He forecast a day when the present rural existence of the Muck-feet
would give way to a sort of garden city pattern: when even such farm labor as
the Muckfeet did would be eliminated, and highly
versatile and sophisticated living organisms would serve every need.
"No reason why you got to have two
different plants for shelter and food," he said. "Some day we'll eat
fruit from the walls of our houses. Another thing, there's nothing in the plasm
that say you can't restructure the adult zygote. We might be able to build in
trigger responses that would change part of an organism into something else
when we need it. Save all the development and growth time. We just beginning now, Alvah. You wait and see, twenty, thirty
years from now."
It
all had a sort of horrid fascination. He couldn't help being interested in the
fine structure that disclosed itself as he got deeper into the subject. But he
didn't like it, and he never would.
After
the Fair was over, it seemed that B.J. had very little work to do. As far as
Alvah could make out, the same was true of everybody. The settlement grew
mortuary-still. For an hour or so every morning, lackadaisical trading went on
in the central market place. In the evenings, sometimes, there was music of a sort
and a species of complicated ungainly folk-dancing. The rest of the time,
children raced through the streets and across the pastures, playing incomprehensible
games. Their elders, when they were visible, sat—on doorsteps by ones and twos,
grouped on porches and lawns—their hands busy, oftener than not, with some
trifle of carving or needlework, but their faces as blank and sleepy as a
frog's in the Sim.
"What
do you do for excitement around here?" he asked B.J. in a dither of
boredom.
She
looked at him oddly. "We work. We make things, or watch things grow. But
maybe that's not the kind of excitement you mean."
"It isn't, but let it go."
"Our
simple pleasures probably wouldn't interest you," she said reflectively.
"They're pretty dull. We dance, go riding, swim in the lake . . ."
So they swam.
It
wasn't bad. It was unsettling to have no place to swim to—you had to head out from the shore, gauging your distance, and then
turn around to go back—but the lake, to Alvah's considerable surprise, was
clearer and better-tasting than any pool he'd ever been in.
Lying
on the grass afterward was a novel sensation, too. It was comfortable—no, it
was nothing of the sort; the grass blades prickled and the ground was lumpy.
Not comfortable, but—comforting. It was the weight, he thought lazily, the
massive mother-weight of the whole Earth cradling you—the endless slow
pendulum-swing you felt when you closed your
eyes.
He
sat up, feeling cheerfully torpid. B.J. was lying on her back beside him, eyes
shut, one arm flung back behind her head. It was a graceful pose. In a detached
way, he admired it, first in general and then in particular—the fine texture
of her skin, the firmness of her bosom under the halter that half-covered it,
the delicate tint of her closed eyelids— the catalogue prolonged itself, and he
realized that B.J., when you got a good look at her, was a lovely girl. He wondered,
in passing, how he had missed noticing it before.
She
opened her eyes and looked at him. There was a ground-swell of some sort and,
without particular surprise, Alvah found himself kissing her.
"Beej," he said some time later,
"when I go
back to New York—I don't suppose you'd want to come with me? I mean —you're
different from the others. You're educated, you can read; even your grammar is
good."
"I know you mean it as a compliment and
I'm doing my best not to sound ungrateful or hurt your feelings, but . .
." She made a frustrated gesture. "Take the reading— that's a hobby of
Doc's and I picked it up from him. It's a primitive skill, Alvah, something
like manuscript illuminating. We have better ways now. We don't need it any more. Then the grammar—didn't it ever strike you that I might be
using your kind just to make' things easier for you?"
She
frowned. "I guess that was a mistake. As of now, I quit. No, listen a minute! The only
difference between your grammar and our is that yours
is sixty years out of date. You still use T am, you are, he is' and all that
archaic nonsense of person and number. What for? If that's good, suppose we
hunted up somebody who said '1 am, thou art, he is,' would his grammar be
better than yours?"
"Well—" said
Alvah.
"And about New York, I appreciate that.
But the Cities are done for, Alvah. In ten years there won't be one left.
They're finished."
Alvah stiffened.
"That's the most ridiculous—"
"Is it? Then why you
here?"
"Well, we're in a crisis period now, but
we've come through them before. You can't—"
"This
crisis of yours started a long while ago. If I remember,
it was around 1927 that Muller first changed the genes in fruit flies with
X-ray bombardment. That was the first step —over a hundred years before you was even born. Then came colchicine
and the electron microscope and microsurgery, all in the next thirty years.
But the day biological engineering really grew up—1962, Jenkins' and
Scripture's gene charts and techniques—the Cities began to go. Little by
little, people drifted out to the land again, raising the new crops, growing
the new animals.
"The
big Cities cannibalized the little ones, like an insect eating its own body
when its food supply runs out. Now that's gone as far as it can, and you think
it's just another crisis, but it isn't. It's the end."
Alvah
heard a chill echo of Wytak's words: "Rome fell. Babylon fell. The same thing can happen to New York . .
."
He
said, "What am I supposed to be, the rat that leaves the sinking
ship?"
She
sighed. "Alvah, you got a better brain than that. You don't have to think in metaphors or slogans, like a moron. I not
asking you to join the winning side. That don't
matter. In a few years there won't be but one side,
no matter which way you jump."
"What do you want then?" he asked.
She looked dispirited. "Nothing, I guess.
Let's go home."
It
was a series of little things after that. There was the time he and Beej, out
walking in the cool of the morning, stopped to rest at an isolated house that
turned out to be occupied by George AUister of the Coffin clan, the shy little
man who'd tried to show Alvah how to make his marks
the day he landed.
George,
Alvah believed—and questioning of Beef afterward confirmed it—was about as low
on the social scale as a Muck-foot could get. But he was his own master. He had
a wife and three children and neat fields, with his own animals grazing in
them. His house was big and cool and clean. He poured them lemonade—which Alvah
wistfully had to decline—from a sweating peacock-blue pitcher, while sitting
at his ease on the broad front porch.
There
were no servants among the Muckfeet. Alvah remembered an ancient fear of his,
something that had cropped up in the old days every time he got seriously interested
in a girl—that his children, if any, might relapse into the labor-pool category
from which he had risen, or—it was hard to say which would be worse—into the
servants' estate.
He went back from that outing very silent and
thoughtful.
There
was the time, a few days later, when Beej was working, and Alvah, at loose
ends, wandered into a room in the laboratory building where two of Bither's
assistants, girls he knew by sight, were sitting with two large,
leathery-woody, pod-shaped boxes open on the bench between them.
Being
hungry for company and preoccupied with himself at the same time, he didn't
notice what should have been obvious, that the girls were busy at something
private and personal. Even when they closed the boxes between them, he wasn't
warned. "What's this?" he said cheerfully. "Can I see?"
They
glanced at each other uncertainly. "These is our
bride boxes," said the brunette. "We don't usual show them to
singletons—"
They exchanged another glance.
"He's
spoke for anyhow," said the redhead, with an
enigmatic look at Alvah.
They opened the boxes. Inside each was a
multitude of tiny compartments, each with a bit of something wrapped in cloth
or paper tissue. The brunette chose one of the largest and unwrapped it with
exaggerated care—an amorphous reddish-brown lump.
"Houseplant," she
said, and wrapped it up again.
The
redhead showed him a vial full of minuscule white spheres. "Weaver
eggs. Two hundred of them. That's a lot, but I like more curtains and things than
most."
"Wait
a minute," said Alvah, perplexed. "What does a houseplant do?"
"Grow
a house, of course," the brunette said. She held up another vial full of
eggs. "Scavengers."
The
redhead had a translucent sac with dark specks in it. "Utility
trees."
"Garbage
converter."
"This
grow into a bed and these is chairbushes."
And
so on, interminably, while the girls' eyes glittered and their cheeks flushed
with enthusiasm.
The
boxes, Alvah gathered, contained the germs of everything that would be needed
to set up a Muckfoot household—beginning with the house itself. A thought
struck him: "Does Beej have one of these outfits?"
Wide-eyed
stares from both girls. "Well, of course!"
Alvah
shifted uncomfortably. "Funny, she never mentioned it."
The girls exchanged another of those
enigmatic glances and said nothing. Alvah, for some reason, grew more uncomfortable
still. He tried once more. "What about the man —doesn't he have to put up
anything?"
Yes, the man was expected to supply all the
brutes and the seeds for outbuildings and all the crops except the bride's
kitchen-garden. Everything in and around the home was her province, everything
outside was his.
"Oh," said Alvah.
"But if a young fellow don't have all that through no fault of his
own, his clan put up for him and let him pay back
when he able."
"Ah," said Alvah
and turned to make his escape.
The
redhead called after him, "You thought any about what clan you like to get
adopted into, Alvah?"
"Uh, no," said
Alvah. "I don't think-"
"You
talk to Doc Bither. He a elder of the Steins. Mighty
good clan I"
Alvah bolted.
Then
there was the Shakespeare business. It began in his third week in the Sticks,
when he was already carrying a fleshy Muckfoot vegetable around with him—a
radnip, B.J. called it. He hadn't had the nerve yet to bite into it, but he
knew the time was coming when he would. Beej came to him and said, "Alvah,
the Rinaldos' drama group is doing Hamlet next
Saturday, and they short a Folonius. Do you think you could study it up by
then?"
"What's Hamlet? And
who's Polonius?"
She
got the bird out of the library for him and he listened to the play, which
turned out to be an archaic version of The Manager of Copenhagen. The text was nothing like the modernized abridgment he was used to, or the Muckfeet's slovenly speech either. It was full of
words like down-gyved
and unkennel. It was three-quarters incomprehensible until
he began to get the hang of it, but it had a curious power. For who would bear the whips and scorns of
time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised
love, and so on and so on.
It rumbled, but it rumbled well.
Polonius,
however, was the character Alvah knew as Paul Amson, an inconsequential old man
who only existed in the play to foul up the love affair between the principals
and get killed in the third act. Alvah ventured to suggest that he might be of
more use as Hamlet, but the director, a dry little man with a surprising boom
to his voice, stubbornly insisted that all he needed was a Polonius—and seemed
to intimate, without actually saying so that Alvah was a dim prospect even
for that.
Alvah, with blood in his eye, accepted the
part.
The rehearsals were a nightmare. The lines
themselves gave him no trouble—Alvah was a quick study; in the realies, you had
to be—and neither, at first, did the rustic crudity of the stage he was asked
to perform on. Letter-perfect when the other actors were still stuttering and
blowing their lines, he walked through the part with quiet competence and put
the director's sour looks down to a witless hayseed
hostility— until, three days before the performance, he suddenly awoke to the
realization that everyone else in the cast was acting rings around him.
This wasn't the realies. There were no
microphones to amplify his voice, no cameras to record every change in his
expression. And the audience, what there was of it, was going to be right—out—there.
Alvah
went to pieces. Trying to emulate the others' wide gestures and declamatory
delivery only threw him further off his stride. He had never had stagefright in
his life, but by curtain time on Saturday night, he was a pale and quivering
wreck.
Dead
and dragged off the stage at the end of act three, he got listlessly back into his
own clothes and headed for an inconspicuous exit, but the director waylaid him.
"Gus-tad," he said abruptly, "you ever thought of
yourself as a professional actor?"
"I had some such idea at one time,"
Alvah said. "Why?"
"Well,
I don't see why you shouldn't. If you work at it. I
never see a man pick up so fast."
"What?" cried Alvah, thunderstruck.
"You
wasn't bad," said the director. "A few rough edges, but a good performance. Now I
happen to know some people in a few repertory companies—the Mondrillo Troupe,
the Kalfoglou Repertory, one or two more. If you interested, I'll bird them and
see if there's an opening. Don't thank me."
He moved off a few steps, then
turned. "Oh, and, Gustad—
get back into your costume, will you?"
"Uh," said Alvah.
"But I'm dead. I mean—"
"For the curtain calls," said the
director. "You don't want to miss those." He waved and walked back
into the wings.
Alvah
absently drew out his radnip and crunched off a bite of it. The taste was
faintly unpleasant, like that of old protein paste or the wrong variety of
culture-cheese, but he chewed and swallowed it.
That was when he realized that he had to get
out. He didn't put on his costume again. Instead, he rummaged through the
property boxes until he found an old pair of moleskin trousers and a stained
squareweb shirt. He put them on, left by the rear door and headed south.
South for two reasons. First, because, he hoped, no one would look for him in that direction.
Second, because he remembered what Beej had said that first day when they
passed the display of tools: "The metal comes from Iron Pits, just a few miles south of here."
There
might be some slender chance still that he could get the metal he needed,
delouse the floater and go home in style—without the painful necessity of
explaining to Wytak what had happened to the floater and all his goods and
equipment. If not, he would simply keep on walking.
He
had to do it now. He had almost waited too long as it was.
They
had laid out the pattern of a b'fe for him—to marry Beej, settle down in a
house that would grow from a seed Beej kept in a pod-shaped box, be a rustic
repertory actor, raise little Muckfeet. And the devil of it was, some unreasonable part of him wanted all of that!
A good thing he hadn't stayed for the curtain
calls . . .
The Sun declined as he went, until he was
walking down a ghost-dim road under the stars, with all the
cool cricket-shrill world to himself.
He spent the night
uncomfortably huddled under a hedge. Birds woke him with a great clamor in the
tree-tops shortly after dawn. He washed himself and drank from a stream that
crossed the fields, ate a purplish-red fruit he found growing nearby, then moved on.
Two hours later, he topped a ridge and found
his way barred by a miles-long shallow depression in the Earth. Like the rest
of the visible landscape, it was filled with an orderly checkerwork of growing
plants.
There
was nothing for it but to go through if he could. But surely he had gone more
than "a few miles" by now?
The road slanted down the embankment to a
gate in a high thorn hedge. Behind the gate was a kind of miniature domed kiosk
and, in the kiosk, a sunburned man was dozing with a green-and-purple bird on
his shoulder.
Alvah
inspected a signboard that was entangled somehow in the hedge next to the
gate. He was familiar enough by now with the Muckfeet's picture-writing to be
fairly sure of what it said. The first symbol was a nail with an ax-head
attached to it. That was iron. The
second was a few stylized things that resembled fruit seeds. Pits?
He stared through the gate in mounting
perplexity. You might call a place like this "Pits," all right but
imagination boggled at calling it a mine. Still . . .
The
kiosk, he noticed now, bore a scrawled symbol in orange pigment. He recognized
that one, too; it was one of the common name-signs.
"Jerry!" he
called.
"Rrk," remarked the bird on the sleeping man's
shoulder. "Kerry brogue; but the degradation of speech that occurs in
London, Glasgow—"
"Oh, damn!" said Alvah. "You, there. Jerry!"
"Rrk. Kerry brogue; but the—"
"Jerry!"
"Kerry brogue!" shrieked the bird. The sunburned man sat up
with a start and seized it by the beak, choking it off in the middle of "degradation."
"Oh,
hello," he said. "Don't know what it is about a Shaw bird, but they
all alike. Can't shut them up."
"I'd
like," said Alvah, "tp look through the—uh—Pits. Would that be all
right?"
"Sure,"
the man said cheerfully. He opened the gate and led the way down a long avenue
between foot-high rows of plants.
"I
Jerry Finch," he said. "Littleton clan.
Don't believe you said your name."
"Harris,"
Alvah supplied at random. "I visiting from up
north."
"Yukes?" the man
inquired.
Alvah
nodded, hoping for the best, and pointed at the plants they were passing.
"What these?"
"Hinge blanks. Let them to forage last
month. Won't have another crop here till August, and a poor one then. I telled
Angus—he's the Pit boss—I telled him this soil's wore out, but he's a
pincher—squeeze the last ton out and then go after the pounds and ounces. You
should of saw what come off the ringbushes in the east hundred this April. Pitiful. Had to sell them for
eyelets."
A
cold feeling was running up Alvah's spine. He cleared his throat. "Got any
knife blades?" he inquired with careful casualness.
"Mean bowies? Well, sure—right over
yonder."
Alvah
followed him to the end of the field and down three steps into the next. The
plants here were much taller and darker, with stems thick and gnarled out of
all proportion to their height. Here and there among the glossy leaves were
incongruous glints of silvery steel.
Alvah stooped and peered into the foliage.
The
silvery glints were perfectly formed six-inch chrome-steel knife blades. Each
was attached to—growing
from— the plant by way .of
a hard brown stem, exactly the right size and shape to serve as a handle.
He straightened carefully. "We do things
a little different up north. You mind explaining briefly how the Pits works?"
Jerry
looked surprised, but began readily enough. "These is
like any other ferropositors. They extract the metal from the ores and deposit
it in the bowie shape, or whatever it might be. Work
from the outside in, of course, so you don't have no
wood core to weaken it. We get a year's crops, average, before the ore used up.
Then we bring the Earth-movers in, deepen the Pit a few feet, reseed and start
over. Ain't much more to it."
Alvah
stared at the fantastic growths. Well, why not? Plants that grew into knives or
doorknobs or . . .
"What about
alloys?" he asked.
"We
got iron, lead and zinc. Carbon from the air. Other
metals we got to import in granules. Like we get chrome from the Northwest
Federation, mosdy. They getting too big for their
britches, though. Greedy. I think we
going to switch over to you Yukes before long. Not that you fellows is any
better, if you ask me, but at least—"
"Rhodium," said Alvah. "Palladium. What about them?"
"How's that?"
"Platinum group."
"Oh,
sure, I know what you mean. We never use them. No call to. We could get you
some, I guess—I think the Northwests got them. Take a few months, though."
"Suppose
you wanted to make something out of a rhodo-palladium alloy. How long would it
take after you got the metals?"
"Well,
you got to make a bush that would take and put them
together, right proportions, right size, right shape. Depends.
I guess if you was in a hurry—"
"Never
mind," said Alvah wearily. "Thanks for the information." He
turned and started back toward the gate.
When
he was halfway there, he heard a hullabaloo break out somewhere behind him.
"Wawl" the voices seemed to be shouting. "Waw! Wow!"
He turned. A dozen paces behind him, Jerry
and the bird
on his shoulder were in identical
neck-straining attitudes.
Beyond them, on the near
side of a group of low buildings
three hundred yards away, three men were waving
their
arms
madly and shouting, "Wow!
Wawl"
"Wawnt to know what it is," the bird squawked.
"I wawnt
be a Mahn. Violet: you come along with me, to
your own »
"Shut up," said Jerry, then cupped
his hands and yelled, "Angus, what is it?"
"Chicagos,"
the answer drifted back. "Just got wordl They
dusting Red Pits I Come on!"
Jerry
darted a glance over his shoulder. "Come on!" he repeated and broke into a loping run
toward the buildings.
Alvah
hesitated an instant, then followed. With strenuous
effort, he managed to catch up to the other man. "Where are we running
to?" he panted. "Red Pits?"
"Don't talk foolish," Jerry gasped.
"We running to shelter." He glanced back the
way they had come. "Red Pits is over that way."
Alvah risked a look, and then another. The
first time, he wasn't sure. The second time, the dusting of tiny particles over
the horizon had grown to a cluster of visibly swelling black dots.
Other
running figures were converging on the buildings as Alvah and Jerry approached.
The dots were capsule shapes, perceptibly elongated, the size of a fingernail,
a thumbnail, a thumb . . .
And under them on the land was a hurtling
streak of golden haze, like dust stirred by a huge invisible finger.
Rounding the corner of the nearest building,
Jerry popped through an open doorway. Alvah followed—
And was promptly seized from either side, long enough for something
heavy and hard to hit him savagely on the nape of the neck.
Bither
was intent oyer
a shallow vessel half full of a viscous clear liquid, with a great rounded
veined-and-pat-terned glistening lump immersed in it, transparent in the
phosphor-light that glowed from the sides of the container—a single living cell
in mitosis, so grossly enlarged that every paired chromosome was visible. B.J.
watched from the other side of the table, silent, breathing carefully, as the man's
thick fingers dipped a hair-thin probe with minuscule precision, again and
again, into the yeasty mass, excising a particle, sphtting another, delicately
shaving a third.
From
time to time, she glanced at a sheet of hom intricately inscribed with numbers
and genetic symbols. The chart was there for her benefit, not for Bither's—he
never paused or faltered.
Finally, he sat back and covered the pan.
"Turn on the fights and put that in the reduction fluid,
will you, Beej? I bushed."
She whistled a clear note, and the dark
globes fixed to the ceiling glowed to blue-white life. "You
going to grow it right away?"
"Have to, I guess. Dammit, Beej, I hate
making weapons."
"Not our choice. When
you think it'll be?"
He
shrugged. "War meeting this afternoon over at Council
Flats. They'll let us know when it'll be."
She was silent until she had transferred the
living lump from one container to another and put it away. Then, "Hear
anything more?"
"They dusting every ore-bed from here to
the Illinois, looks like. Crystal, Butler's—"
"Butler's! That's worked out."
"I know it. We let them land there.
They'll find out." After another pause, Bither said, "No word about
Alvah, Beej. I sorry."
She nodded. "Wouldn't
be, this early."
He looked at her curiously.
"You still think hell be back?"
"If the dust ain't got
him. Lay
you odds."
"Well,"
said Bither, lifting the cover of another pan to peer into it, "I hope
you—"
"Ozark
Lake nine-one-two-five," said a reedy voice from the corner. "Ozark
Lake nine—"
"Get that, will you, Beej?"
B.J. picked up the ocher spheroid from its
shelf and said into its tympanum, "Bither Laboratories."
"This
Angus Littleton at Iron Pits," the thing said. "Let me talk to
Bither."
She
passed it over, holding a loop of its rubbery cord— the beginning of a
miles-long sheathed bundle of cultivated neurons that linked it, via a
"switchboard" organism, with thousands like it in this area alone,
and with millions more across the continent.
"This Doc Bither. What is it, Angus?"
"Something funny for you, Doc. We got a couple prisoners here, one a
floater pilot, other a Chicago spy."
"Well, what you want
me to—"
"Wait,
can't you? This spy claim
he know you, Doc. Say his name's Custard. Alvah Custard."
Alvah stared out through the window, puzzled
and angry. He had been in the room for about half an hour, while things were
going on outside. He had tried to break the window. The pane had bent slightly.
It was neither glass nor plastic, and it wasn't breakable.
Outside,
the last of the invading floaters was dipping down toward the horizon, pursued
by a small darting black shape. Golden-dun haze obscured all
the foreground except the first few row of plants, which were drooping
on their stems. The squadron had made one grand circle of the mine area,
dusting as they went, before the Muckfeet on their incredibly swift
flyers—birds or reptiles, Alvah couldn't "tell which—had risen to engage
them. Since then, a light breeze from the north had carried the stuff dropped
over the Pits: radioactive dust with a gravitostatic charge to make it rebound
and spread—and then, with its polarity reversed, cling like grim death where it
fell.
He
turned and looked at the other man, sitting blank-faced and inattentive,
wearing a rumpled sky-blue uniform, on the bench against the inner wall. Most
of the squadron had flown off to the west after that first pass, and had either
escaped or been forced down somewhere beyond the Pits. This fellow had
crash-landed in the fields not five hundred yards from Alvah's window. Alvah
had seen the Muckfeet walking out to the wreck—strolling fantastically through
the deadly haze—and turkey-trotting their prisoner back again. A little later,
someone had opened the door and shoved the man in, and there he had sat ever
since.
His skin-color was all right. He was
breathing evenly and seemed in no discomfort. As far as Alvah could see, there
was not a speck of the death-dust anywhere on his skin, hair or clothing. But
mad as it was, this was not the most incongruous thing about him.
His
uniform was of a cut and pattern that Alvah had seen only in pictures. There
was a C on each gleaming button and, on the bar of the epaulette, chicagoland. In short, he was evidendy a Floater Force
officer from Chicago. The only trouble was that Alvah recognized him. He was a grips by day at the Seven Boroughs studios, famous for his
dirty jokes, which he acquired at his night job in the Under Queens Power
Station. He was a lieutenant j.g. in the N.Y. F.F. Reserve, and his name was
Joe "Dimples" Mundry.
Alvah went over and sat down beside him
again. Mundry's normally jovial face was set in wooden lines. His eyes focused
on Alvah, but without recognition. "Joe-"
"My
name," said Mundry obstinately, "is Bertram Palmer, Float Lieutenant,
Windy City Regulars. My serial number is
79016935,"
That
was the only tune he knew. Alvah hadn't been able to get another word out of
him. Name, rank and serial number—that was normal. Members of the armed
services were naturally conditioned to say nothing else if captured. But why
throw in the name of his outfit?
One,
that was the way they did things in Chicago, and there just' happened to be a
Chicago soldier who looked and talked exactly like Joe Mundry, who had the same
scars on his knuckles from brawls with the generator monkeys. Two, Alvah's
mind had snapped. Three, this was a ringer foisted on Alvah for some
incomprehensible purpose by the Muckfeet. And four—a wild and terrible
suspicion
Alvah tried again. "Listen, Joe, I'm
your friend. We're on the same side. I'm not h Muckfoot."
"My
name is Bertram Palmer, Float Lieutenant—" "Joe, I'm leveling with
you. Listen—remember the Music Hall story, the one about the man who could . .
." Alvah explained in detail what the man could do. It was obscenely
improbable and very funny, if you liked that sort of thing, and it was a story
Joe had told him two days before he left New York.
A gleam of intelligence came into Joe's eyes.
"What's the punchline?" he demanded.
" "What the hell did you want to change the key
on me for?'" Alvah replied promptly.
Joe looked at him speculatively. "That
might be an old joke. Maybe they even know it in the Sticks. And my name isn't
Joe."
He really believed he was Bertram Palmer of
the Windy City Regulars, that much seemed clear. Also,
if it was possible that the Muckfeet knew that story, it was likelier still
that the Chicagolanders knew it.
"All right," said Alvah, "ask
me a question—something I couldn't know if I were a Muckfoot. Go ahead,
anything. A place, or something that happened recendy, or
whatever you want."
A
visible struggle was going on behind Joe's face. "Can't think of
anything," he said at last. "Funny."
Alvah had been watching him closely.
"Let's try this. Did you see Manhattan Morons?"
Joe looked blank. "What?"
"The realie. You mean you missed it? Manhattan Morons? Till I saw that, I never really knew what a comical bunch of
weak-minded, slobber-mouthed, monkey-faced drooling idiots those New
Yorkers—"
Joe's
expression had not changed, but a dull red flush had crept up over his collar.
He made an inarticulate sound and lunged for Alvah's throat.
When
Angus Littleton opened the door, with Jerry and B.J. behind him, the two men
were rolling on the floor.
"What made you think he was a spy?"
B.J. demanded. They were a tight, self-conscious group in the corridor. Alvah
was nursing a split lip.
"Said
he was a Yuke," Jerry offered, "but didn't seem too sure, so I said
the Yukes was greedy. He never turned a hair. And he acted like he never saw a
mine before. Things like that."
B.J.
nodded. "It was a natural mistake, I guess. Well, thanks for calling us,
Angus."
"Easy," said Angus, looking glum.
"We ain't out of the rough yet, Beej."
"What
do you mean? He didn't have anything to do with this attack—he's from New
York."
"He
say he is, but how you know? What make you think he ain't from
Chicago?"
Alvah
said, "While you're asking that, you might ask another question about
him." He jerked a thumb toward the closed door. "What makes you think
he is?"
The other three stared at him thoughtfully.
"Alvah," Beej began, "what you aiming at? Do you think—"
"I'm not sure," Alvah interrupted.
"I mean I'm sure, but I'm not sure I want to tell you. Look," he
said, turning to Angus, "let me talk to her alone for a few minutes, will
you?"
Angus
hesitated, then walked away down the hall, followed
by Jerry.
"You've
got to explain some things to me about this raid," said Alvah when they
were out of hearing. "I saw those
floaters dusting and it was the real thing. I can tell by the way the plants
withered. But your people were walking around out there. Him,
too—the prisoner. How come?"
"Antirads," said the girl.
"Little para-insects, like the met-allophage—the metallophage was
developed from them. When you been exposed, the
antirads pick the dust particles off you and deposit them in radproof pots.
They die in the pots, too, and we bury the whole—"
"All
right," Alvah said. "How long have you had those things? Is there any
chance the Cities knew about it?"
"The
antirads was developed toward th^ end of the last City
war. That was what ended it. First we stopped the bombing, and then when they
used dust— You never heard of any of this?"
"No,"
Alvah told her. "Third question, what are you going to do about Chicago
now, on account of this raid?"
"Pull
it down around their ears," B.J. said gravely. "We never did before
partly because it wasn't necessary. We knowed for the last
thirty years that the Cities could never be more than a nuisance to us again.
But this isn't just a raid. They've attacked us all over the district—ruined
the crops in every mine. We must put an end to it now—not that it make much
difference, this year or ten years from now. And it isn't as if we couldn't
save the people . . ."
"Never
mind that," said Alvah abstractedly. Then her last words penetrated.
"No, go ahead—what?"
"I
started to say, we think well be able to save the people, thanks to what we
learned from you. It's just Chicago we going to destroy, not the—"
"Learned from me?" Alvah repeated. "What do you mean?"
"We
learned that, when it's a question of survival, a City man can overcome his
conditioning. You proved that. Did you eat the radnip?"
"Yes."
"There,
you see? And you'll eat another and, sooner or later, you'll realize they taste
good. A human being can leam to like anything that's
needful to him. We're adaptable—you can't condition that out of us without
breaking us."
Alvah
stared at her. "But you spent over two weeks on me. How you going to do
that with fifteen or twenty million people all at once?"
"We
can do it. You was the pilot model—two weeks for you.
But now that we know how, we pretty sure we can do it in three days—the
important part, getting them to eat the food. And it's a good thing the
storehouses is full, all over this continent."
They
looked at each other silently for a moment. "But the Cities has to
go," B.J. said.
"Fourth
and last question," he said. "If a City knew about your radiation
defenses all along, what would be their reason for attacking you this
way?"
"Our first idea was that it was just
plain desperation—they had to do something and there wasn't anything they could
do that would work, so they just did something that wouldn't. Or maybe they
hoped they'd be able to hold the mines long enough to get some metal out, even
though they knew it was foolish to hope."
"That was your first
idea. What was your second?"
She
hesitated. "You remember what I told you, that the Cities cannibalized
each other for a while, the big ones draining population away from the little
ones and reclaiming their metals—and you remember I said that had gone as far
as it could?" "Yes."
"Well, when the big fish have eat up all the little fish they can eat each other till
there's just one big fish left." "And?" asked Alvah tensely.
"And
maybe one City might think that, if they got us to make war on another, they
could step in when the fighting was over and get all the metals they'd need to
keep them going for years. So they might send raiding parties out in the other
City's uniforms, and condition them to think they really were from that City.
Was that what happened, Alvah?"
Alvah
nodded reluctantly. "I don't understand it. They must have started
planning this as soon as I stopped communicating. It doesn't make sense. They
couldn't be that desperate—or maybe they could. Anyway, it's a dirty stunt. It
isn't like New York."
She said nothing—too polite to contradict
him, Alvah supposed.
Down at the end of the hall, Angus was
beginning to
look impatient. Alvah said, "So now you'll pull New York
down?" f
"Alvah,
it may sound funny, but I think you know this, really—you really doing your
people a favor."
"If that's so," he said wryly,
"then New York was 'really' trying to do one for Chicago."
"I was hoping you'd see that it doesn't
matter. It might have been Chicago that went first, or Denver, or any of the
others, but that isn't important—they all have to go. What's
important is the people. This may be another thing that's hard for you to accept,
but they going to be happier, most of them."
And
maybe she was right, Alvah thought, if you counted in everybody, labor pool,
porters and all. Why shouldn't you count them, he asked himself defiantly—they
were people, weren't they? Maybe the index of civilization was not only how
much you had, but how hard you had to work for it—incessandy, like the New
Yorkers, holding down two or three jobs at once, because the City's demands
were endless —or, like the Muckfeet, judiciously and with honest pleasure.
"Alvah?"
said the girl. She put her question no more explicidy than that, but he knew
what she meant.
"Yes, Beej,"
replied Alvah Custad, Muckfoot.
VIII
On
the Jersey flats, hidden by a forest of traveler trees, a
sprawling settlement took form—mile after mile of forced-growth dwellings,
stables, administration buildings, instruction
centers. It was one of five. There was another farther north in Jersey, two in
the Poconos and one in the vestigial state of Connecticut.
They
lay empty, waiting, their roofs sprouting foliage that perfectly counterfeited
the surrounding forests. Roads had been cleared, converging toward the City,
ending just short of the half-mile strip of wasteland that girdled New York,
and it was there that Alvah stood.
He found it strange to feel himself ready to walk unprotected across that stretch of
country, knowing it to be acrawl with tiny organisms that had been developed
not to tolerate Man's artificial buildings, whether of stone, metal, cement or
plastics, but crumbled them all to the ground. Stranger still
to be able to visualize the crawling organisms without horror or disgust.
But
the strangest of all was to be looking at the City from this viewpoint. The
towers stared back at him across the surrounding wall, tall and shining and
proud, the proudest human creation—a century ago. Pitifully outdated today, the
gleaming Cities fought back, unaware that they had lost long ago, that their
bright spires and elaborate gadgets were as antiquated as polished armor would
have been against a dun-painted motorized army.
"I
wish I could go with you," said Beej from the breathing forest at his
back.
"You
can't," Alvah replied without turning. "They wouldn't let you through
the gate alive. They know me, but even so, I'm not sure they'll let me in after
all this time. Have to wait and see."
"You know you don't
have to go. I mean—"
"I
know what you mean," said Alvah unhappily, "and you're right. But all
the same, I do have to go. Look Beej, you've got that map I drew. It's a
ten-to-one chance that, if I don't make the grade, they'll put me in the
quarantine cells right inside the wall. So you're not to worry. Okay?"
"Okay," she
promised, worried.
He kissed her and watched her fade back into
the forest where the others were—Bither and Artie Brumbacher and a few others from home, the rest Jerseys and other clansmen from the
Seaboard Federation—cheerful, matter-of-fact people who were going to bear
most of the burden of what was coming, and never tired of reminding the
inlanders of the fact.
He turned and walked out across the
wasteland, crunching the dry weeds under his feet.
There was a flaming moat around the City and,
beyond the moat, high in the wall, a closed gateway—corroded tight, probably;
it was a very long time since the City had had any traffic except by air. But
there was a spy tower above the gate. Alvah walked up directly opposite its
bulbous idiot eyes, waved, and then waited.
After a long
time, an inconspicuous port in the tower squealed open and a fist-sized dark
ovoid darted out across the flames. It came to rest in midair, two yards from
Alvah. It clicked and said crisply, "State your name and business."
"Ah/ah Gustad. I just got back from a confidential mission for the City Manager.
Floater broke down, communicator, everything. I had to walk back. Tell him I'm
here."
The ovoid hovered exacdy where it was, as if pinned against the air. Alvah waited. When he got tired of standing,
he dropped his improvised knapsack on the ground and sat on it. Finally the
ovoid said harshly, in another voice, "Who are you and what do you
want?"
Alvah patientiy gave the same answer.
"What do you mean,
broke down?"
"Broke down," said Alvah. "Wouldn't
run any more."
Silence. He
setded himself for another long wait, but it was only five minutes or
thereabouts before the ovoid said, "Strip."
When
he had done so, the gate opposite broke open with a scream of tortured metal
and ground itself back into a recess in the wall. The drawbridge, a long
rust-pitted tongue of metal, thrust out and down to span the moat, a wall of
flame on either side of it.
Alvah walked across nimbly, the metal already
hot against his naked soles, and the drawbridge whipped back into its socket.
The gate screamed shut.
Thefroom
was the same, the anthems were the same. Alvah, disinfected, shaved all over
and clad in an airtight glassine overall with its own air supply, stopped short
two paces inside the door. The man behind the Manager's desk was not Wytak. It
was jowly, red-faced Ellery McArdle, Commissioner of the Department of War.
One
of the guards prodded Alvah and he kept going up to the desk. "Now I think
I get it," he said, staring at McArdle. "When-"
McArdle's
cold gaze flickered. Then his heavy head dropped forward a trifle, and he said,
"Finish what you were saying, Gustad."
"I was about to remark," Alvah
said, "that when Wytak's pet project flopped, he lost enough support to
let you impeach him. Is that right?"
McArdle
nodded and seemed to lose interest. "Your feet are not swollen or
blistered, Gustad. You didn't walk back from the Plains. How did you get
here?"
Alvah
took a deep breath. "We flew—on a passenger
roc —as far as the Adirondacks. We didn't want to alarm you by too much air
traffic so near the City, so we joined a freight
caravan there."
McArdle's
stony face did not alter, but all the meaning went suddenly out of it. It was
as if the man himself had stepped back and shut a door. The porter behind his
chair swayed and looked as if he were about to faint. Alvah heard one of the
guards draw in his breath sharply.
"Fthuhr
said McArdle abruptly, his
face contorting. "Let's get this over. What do
you know about the military plans of the Muckfeet? Answer me fully. If I'm not
satisfied that you do, 111 have you worked over till I am satisfied."
Alvah,
who had been feeling something like St. George and something like a plucked
chicken, discovered that anger could be a very comforting thing. "That's
what I came here to do," he said tightly. "The Muckfeets' military
plans are about what you might have expected, after that lousy trick of yours.
They know it wasn't Chicago that raided them."
McArdle started and made as if to rise. Then
he sank back, staring fixedly at Alvah.
"They've had a gutful. They're going to finish New York."
"When?" said
McArdle, biting the word off short.
"That depends on you. If you're willing
to be reasonable, they'll wait long enough for you to dicker with them. Otherwise,
if I'm not back in about an hour, the fun starts."
McArdle
touched a stud, said, "Green alert," pressed the stud again and laced
his fingers together on the desk. "Hurry it up," he said to Alvah.
"Let's have the rest."
"I'm going to ask you to do something
difficult," said Alvah. "It's this—think about what I'm telling you.
You're not thinking now, you're just reacting—"
He
heard a slight movement behind him, saw McArdle's eyes flicker and his hand
make a Not now gesture.
"You're
in the same room with a man who's turned Muck-foot and it disgusts you. You'll
be cured of that eventually— you can be, I'm the proof—but all I want you to do
now is put it aside and use your brains. Here are the facts. Your raiding
parties got the shorts beat off them. I saw one of the fights—it lasted about
twenty minutes. The Muckfeet could have polished off the Cities any time in the
last thirty years. They haven't done it till now, because—"
McArdle
was beating time with his fingertips on the polished ebonite. He wasn't really
listening, Alvah saw, but there was nothing for it except to go ahead.
"—they
had the problem of deconditioning and re-educating more than twenty million
innocent people, or else letting them starve to death. Now they have the
knowledge they need. They can—"
"The tflrms,"
said McArdle.
"They're
going to close down this—this reservation," Alvah said. "They'll
satisfy you in any way you like that they can do it by force. If you help, it
can be an orderly process in which nobody gets hurt and everybody gets the best
possible break. And they'll keep the City intact as a museum. I talked them
into that. Or, if they have to, they'll take the place apart slab by
slab."
McArdle's
mouth was working violendy. "Take him out and kill him, for City's sakel
And, Morgan!" he called when Alvah and his guards were halfway to the
door.
"Yes, Mr. Manager."
"When
you're through, paint him green and dump him out the gate he came in."
It was a pity about Wytak, Alvah's brain was
telling him frozenly. Wytak was a scoundrel or he could never have got where he
was—had been—but he wasn't afraid of a
new idea. It might have been possible to deal
with Wytak.
"Where
we going to do it?" the younger one asked nervously. He had been pale and
sweating in the floater all the way across Middle Jersey.
"In
the disinfecting chamber," Morgan said, gesturing with his pistol.
"Then we haul him straight out. In there, you.
"Well,
let's get it over with," the younger one said. "I'm sick."
"You
think Ym not sick?" said Morgan in a strained
voice. He gave Alvah a final shove into the middle of the room and stood back,
adjusting his gun.
Alvah found himself saying calmly, "Not
that way, Morgan, unless you want to turn black and shrivel "up a second
after."
"What's he talking about?" the boy
whispered shakily. "Nothing," said Morgan. The hand with the gun
moved indecisively.
"To puncture me," Alvah warned,
"you've got to puncture the suit. And I've been eating Muckfeet food for
the last month and a half. I'm full of micro-organisms—swarming with them.
They'll bloop out of me straight at you, Morgan."
Both
men jerked back, as if they had been stung. "I'm getting outa here!"
said the boy, grabbing for the door stud.
Morgan blocked him.
"Stay here!"
"What're you going to
do?" the younger one asked.
He swore briefly.
"Well tell the O. D. Come on."
The
door closed and locked solidly behind them. Alvah looked to see if there was a way to double-lock it from his side, but there wasn't. He tried the
opposite door to make sure it was locked, which it was. Then he examined the
disinfectant nozzles, wondering if they could be used to squirt corrosive in on
him. He decided they probably couldn't and, anyhow, he had no way to spike the
nozzles.
Then
there was nothing to do but sit in the middle of the bare room and wait, which
he did.
The next thing that happened was that he
heard a faint far-off continuous noise through the almost soundproof door. He
stood up and went over and put his ear against the door, and decided it was his
imagination.
Then there was a noise, and he jumped back,
his skin tingling all over, just before the door slid open. The sudden maniacal
clangor of a bell swept Morgan into the room with it, wild-eyed, his cap
missing, drooling from a comer of his mouth, his gun high in one white-knuckled
fist with the muzzle, big as a cannon pointing straight at Alvah.
"Ghhr said Morgan,, and
pulled the trigger.
Alvah's
heart went bonk
hard against his ribs, and
the room blurred. Then he realized that there hadn't been any hiss of an
ejected pellet. And he was still on his feet. And Morgan, with his mouth
stretched open all the way back to the uvula, was standing there a yard away,
staring at him and pulling the trigger repeatedly.
Alvah
stepped forwaVd half a pace and put a straight left squarely
on the point of Morgan's jaw. As the man fell, there were shrieks and running
footsteps in the outer room. Somebody in Guard uniform plunged past the
doorway, shouting incoherendy, caromed off a wall, dwindled down a corridor.
Then the room was full of leaping men in modey.
The first of them was Artie Brumbacher,
almost unrecognizable because he was grinning from ear to ear. He handed Alvah
a four-foot knobkerrie and a bulging skin bag and said, "Let's go!"
Alvah looped the bag's strap hurriedly over
his shoulder. The bag seemed to be full of something brown and heavily mushy,
about the consistency of wet sand. There were spatters of what looked like the
same stuff on the walls and floor of the outer corridor; otherwise the place
was empty. There was nobody behind the guard desk in the lobby, and the riot
guns were still racked neady in their case. "Artie, what's this?" he
asked as they went. "Didn't you bring any
dogs? How'd you get past the guards,
anyhow?"
"Didn't
need no dogs," said Artie, his eyes roving. "This here did the
business." He patted the bag he carried. "Idea of Doc's—he fixed it
up at the last minute, and it sure does work. Show you
later."
Then
they were out in the open, and Alvah had no time for further questions. Half a
dozen rocs were circling overhead; except for them, the air was empty.
Alvah
paused to try to open the zippers of his glassine coverall; they were sealed
tight. After a minute Artie saw his trouble, and sliced off the hood of the
coverall with two casual strokes of his bowie.
"Come on," he said again.
The
streets were full of grounded floaters and stalled surface cars. The bells had
fallen silent, and so had the faint omnipresent vibration that was like silence
itself until it was gone. Not a motor was turning in the Borough of Jersey.
Occasional chittering sounds floated on the air, and muffled buzzings and other
odd sounds, all against the background chorus of faraway shrieks that rose and
fell.
At
the comer of Middle Orange and Weehawken, opposite the Superior Court
Building, they came upon a squad of Regulars who had thrown away their useless
guns and picked up an odd lot of assorted bludgeons—lengths of pipe, tripods
and the like.
"Now you'll see,"
said Artie.
The Regulars set up a ragged yell and came
running forward. The two Muckfeet on either side of Alvah, Artie and the
bucktoothed one called Lafe, dipped heaping dark-brown handfuls out of the bags
they carried slung from their shoulders. Alvah followed suit, and recognized
the stuff at last—bran meal, soaked in some fragrant syrup until it was
mucilaginous and heavy.
Artie
swung first, then Lafe, and Alvah last—and the soggy lumps smacked the foremost
faces. The squad broke, wiping frenziedly. But you couldn't wipe the stuff off.
It clung coldly and grainily to the hair on the backs of your hands and your
eyelashes and the nap of your clothing. All you could do was move it around.
One berserker with a smeared face didn't
stop, and Lafe dropped him with a knobkerrie between the eyes. One more, a
white-faced youth, stood miraculously untouched, still hefting his club. He
took a stride forward menacingly.
Grinning,
Artie raised another glob of the mash and ate it, smacking his lips. The youth
spun around, walked drunk-enly to the nearest wall and was rackingly sick.
Charles
Fairweather was a realie actor, a concupiscent little man with a soft paunch
and a gray close-clipped mustache. His rimless glasses softened the wicked
gleam in his eye; he looked the very image of a pompous, ineffectual litde
executive. He was often cast as the bewildered father in a domestic comedy, and
in fact had enjoyed a long run some ten years ago in the best-rated domestic
series of them all, Dangerous
Dolores. He
had a talant for high comedy which he seldom got a chance to use; but his services
were in demand, he ate regularly and enjoyed himself. He had been married and
divorced twice; at present he was a bachelor. He liked the girls, and to tell
the truth, the girls liked him.
This
week he was in rehearsal for a special, a ninety-minute Western about an Old
Los Angeles veterinarian and his struggles against Peke-poisoners. Alvah Gustad
had been penciled in for the lead, but at the last minute some conflict had
developed, and Buddy Riggs had been signed. Fair-weather played a minor role,
the choleric police chief; his contribution consisted mainly of waving a cigar
and banging his desk.
It
wasn't a bad show. They had two real dogs from the Bronnix Zoo, nasty orange
bits of business, and the girl who played the nurse was a new face, a cute
brunette, not more than eighteen, with a cleavage that bulged nicely in her
low-cut uniform. Fairweather was watching her, stroking his mustache, as she
rehearsed a scene where she had to lean over a sick Peke. The beast, groggy
from dope, rolled its yellow eyes up at her and weakly bared a fang. The
cleavage was toothsome.
There
was a sudden gold-dust glitter in the air, too swift to be clearly seen.
Fairweather blinked, and rubbed his eyes under the rimless glasses. His eyes
were tired; he'd been out late die night before.
Number
two camera, which was suspended in its floater field facing the actress, slowly
began to sink. The nearby monitor shifted from the actress's face to the same
view Fairweather was enjoying, then without pausing lowered still more to pick
up the Peke. It kept going, to an angle shot of the operating table, and then a
blurred closeup of the floor.
"Hey!" somebody shouted over the
intercom. Fairweather looked around, with a prickling of uneasiness up the back
of his neck. All over the set, cameras were drifting downward at the same
rate. They bobbed slightly as their fields touched the floor, then went on
sinking, a littie more slowly, until the gray-painted ovoids were actually
resting on the hard plastic. The monitor screens showed crazy angles and blurs.
A
shout of profanity came out of the intercom. "Ill get on it, Burt,"
another voice called. Jack Drew, the chief technician, came hurrying down out
of the booth. Electricians and grips were converging on the working panels,
over behind the set. The actress looked up uncertainly, then moved a little
away from the Peke and signaled her porter for a cigarette. Fairweather stayed
where he was, feeling decidedly uneasy.
He glanced around, and saw the rest of the
actors and crew standing in similar puzzled attitudes. They all felt it. But
there was nothing to be seen. Even the faint golden blurring of the air that he
had noticed before was gone. Nothing on the floor of the studio, nothing behind
the sets, nothing—He peered up at the ceiling. Up there, among the spidery
suspended arms of the scene-moving machinery, something long and threadlike and
green was swaying . . . lengthening, coming nearer. Fairweather stared at it.
Then he saw another. And another.
They were hanging from the ceiling in faintiy
visible festoons—threads of green with something indefinably unpleasant about
them. The ceiling seemed covered with them now, and there were more dangling
threads all the time.
Something
made a small sound at Fairweather's feet, and he looked down to see a
hand-sized splash of sticky green on the plastic. Off at the other end of the
stage, somebody yelled.
There
was another small sound, a pat,
and then another, and two
together. Fairweather saw a fat drop detach itself from one of the threads and
start to fall. The things were dripping.
Somebody
started to run. Fairweather caught a glimpse
of Ernie Rillup, the music director, wiping frantically at his green-smeared
face. Then more people were running. The brunette actress threw her cigarette
away, white-faced, and started after them.
"Muckfeetl"
shouted somebody, and abrupdy the faint reek in the air grew nauseously strong.
Plop, went a larger, greener drop.
Then they were all running.
Artie's squad was picking its way among the
piled hulks of floaters grounded on Upper Holland Boulevard. Most of the craft
were taxis and civilian scoots, but there was a shiny military floater every
now and then. They had to go slowly, both because the disabled machines were so
close together, and because they wanted to make sure no military personnel were
hiding in the clutter.
There
was a sudden flapping noise. Alvah looked up, and saw a flock of small gray
birds come fluttering down to rest on the shoulders of the Muckfeet. They were
gray-feathered parrots with big, brainy-looking heads. The nearest one,
alighting on Artie, said, "Rrrrk. Browns
to Greens. We having trouble at the Fulton Street
Armory. Send us some help. Rrk." Up and down the line, the other parrots were saying the same thing, in a
ragged bird chorus.
"Okay,"
Artie said. "Green squad nine to Browns. Go on
back and tell 'em we coming." The parrot squawked and took off in a flurry
of feathers. After a moment the other birds flew up, too. The main flock
wheeled and then headed off to the northwest; Artie's parrot flew eastward by
itself.
"Fulton
Street," Artie was saying, as he unfolded an onionskin map. "You know
where that is, Alvah?"
"Sure
I do. But it's a long way over on foot," Alvah said. "Hadn't we
better get some transportation?"
"Might
as well," Artie told him, and put a brown whistle pod to his lips. No
sound came out, though his cheeks bulged. He put the whistle away. "Show
me where this place is at, will you?" he asked, spreading out the map.
"Lessee, we here now . . ."
Alvah,
somewhat perplexed, located the Armory in the tracery of gray lines and pointed
to it. "Our best route is probably across the LaGuardia Overpass, then
down the Hudson River Floatway," he began, but Artie shook his head.
"No, nev' mind
that. Look yonder."
Between
the skyline and the Roof, half a dozen massive gray shapes were flapping slowly
along. The huge wings moved so slowly, they seemed to be merely rowing the air;
but while he watched, they grew rapidly larger. In a few moments they were
stalling to land, and the buffeting of their huge wings made the men stagger.
They came down hard, their big bodies thumping where they landed atop the
stalled floaters. They were rocs, gigantic lizard-gray creatures with reptilian
heads and fierce yellow eyes. They were plumed and pinioned like birds; only
along the skull the feathers gave way to short gray spines.
"Come
on," said Artie. The other members of the squad were already scrambling
over the piled floater bodies, climbing astride the rocs behind the helmeted
riders.
Alvah
followed without pleasure; he had already had one roc ride, and had considered
it sufficient. The Muckfeet were piling up happily in rows, five or six to a
bird, each hanging onto the man ahead of him, with their legs dangling over the
roc's narrow gray sides. Artie motioned Alvah up ahead of him and got on
behind. Gripping and being gripped, Alvah held his breath and waited for the
takeoff.
At a command from the rider up ahead, the
huge bird spread its wings. Flapping thunderously, it started forward along the
line of floaters; Alvah could hear the big gray talons scraping and scrabbling
at the metal. He held on desperately. With a lurch, they were airborne. The
boulevard dropped away below; the dim translucent rectangles of the Roof drew
nearer.
From the air, as they approached, they could
see something was going on around the black oval bulk of the Armory. For two
blocks around, the streets were empty, and near the building itself, there was
a mound of smoking wreckage of some kind. The roc glided down, and Alvah lost
sight of the Armory as they landed behind a building three blocks away.
Feeling dizzy, he got down from the beast's
back and followed Artie over to a little knot of excited Muckfeet.
"—wish
we'd of brought the dogs," somebody was saying stridendy.
"Well,
you know what we decided," a square brown man said impatiently. He had a
group commander's patch on his tunic; he was a Jersey named Komer, whom Alvah
knew slightly. He went on, "Dogs would of
attacked civilians, and we didn't want that. We could still bring 'em in on
leash, but that would take about half an hour, and by that time—"
"What's going on anyhow?" Artie
interrupted plaintively. "Bird said you run into trouble. Where's it
at?"
Komer gestured toward the Armory. "Some
Newyorks holed up in there and started to heave explosives out the top windows.
We sent in airweed and that, but it didn't get them out. We getting ready to
soften the doors when they beat us to it, come out running with some kind of
suits on—hoods, dinguses to breathe through and that. Must be
two hundred. We trying to keep them bottled up, but this stinking place
got about a million underground corridors. That why we got to have more men.
Otherwise before we catch them all, they going to spread out all over the city
and make more trouble than you can spit."
Artie whistled. "What
kind of weapons they got?"
"Mostly
clubs, but some got axes and that. Some got homemade bombs, and they all crazy
mad. They don't care if they get killed, just so they kill you, so look out.
They got Ernie Pierce and two other good boys."
Artie hefted his knobkerrie. "All right. What you want us to do?"
"You
and your squad spread out that way. Try to keep 'em from getting any farther
west. Ill give you a couple message birds. You need
any help, 111 try to send it, but we awful thin as it is."
Komer
turned away, to meet another group that was just arriving. Artie nodded to his
men. "All right, let's go."
Half an hour after leaving the rest of the
squad, the five of them were moving cautiously along a substreet arcade when
there was a sudden scuffling of feet, and a half-dozen leaping figures charged
them from the side. Alvah caught a startled glimpse of inhuman faces and stocky
blue bodies. One of the Muckfeet was down, sprawled on the corridor floor. The
others were fanning out, defending themselves with knobkerries. The corridor
echoed to the sound of their whacks.
Alvah found himself working hard to fend off
one masked, muffled figure that was trying its best to split his skull with a
steel bar. The eyes stared wildly through round goggles; the rest of the face
was grotesque in a respirator. The man's body was completely covered in heavy
blue cloth, including hands and feet. It must be hot and cramped in that suit,
but Alvah, in the freedom of borrowed Muckfoot clothing, still found he had all
he could do to hold his own. The masked man's steel bar grazed his ear and left
his skull ringing. He staggered, caught his balance with a desperate effort,
and fought back.
The
scuffling group drifted into a new pattern. Alvah gulped air, surged forward
with .knobkerrie swinging mightily, and forced his opponent to give ground
until he was back to back with another blue figure. At the contact, the two
sprang away from each other; Alvah's man looked over his shoulder, and Alvah
seized the opportunity to whang him on the head. He dropped, and Alvah joined
forces with another Muckfoot to topple the second man.
Breathing
hard, they stopped to survey the damage. Two of the five Muckfeet were down,
one groaning and hugging himself, the other motionless. The half-dozen Newyorks
were all stretched out in various attitudes. Artie, dripping gore from a split
cheek, ordered them stripped and relieved of their weapons. He broke a capsule
of airweed spores and smeared the gel on one of the corridor walls. In twenty
minutes or so the fast-growing stuff would begin to climb over the ceiling,
adding to its slimy bulk by absorbing moisture from the air. When the Newyorks
came to, any of them that could walk would go out into the street to get away
from the airweed. The rest could be picked up by hospital details later. The
stunned Muckfoot was left where he was for the time being, and the other
injured man was helped back to the Armory site by another Muckfoot. That left
Artie and Alvah; they moved on.
Rage and fear walked with Major Walt Reardon
in the heavy suit. He could smell it in his own confined stink; he was sweating
all over, and the evaporator on the back of the suit wasn't helping. These were
emergency suits, never meant for long and continuous use. But they were better
than surrender.
He
swung his club wearily at the threads of green that dripped from the corridor
ceiling. They broke and spattered, like the bodies of enemies, but it was
distant and unreal. All that was outside—glove, club, green
tendrils. He was inside, and he couldn't get out.
His
breath made a hoarse sucking noise in the respirator close to his mouth. It was
a good respirator, he knew he couldn't be suffering from lack of air, but it
felt that way. The suit touched him clammily all around as he moved. Not for an
instant could he forget it was there.
Tears
stung his eyes when he remembered the bright NYFF floaters falling out of the
air—drifting down, without a shot fired, defeated. If they'd only had a chance
to fight!
Spread out, that was the thing. The bastards
were thick as flies around the Armory. They had jumped him in the Centre Street
Concourse, split his detail; he had got away through the deserted public baths,
but heaven only knew what had happened to Yingling and Garrison and the rest.
Spread out, that was the order. He had stayed underground, in spite of the
green mess—while the damned Muckfeet strutted around up there—and he'd stay
under until he was ready to come up. Catch them by surprise; kill. "Can't
do that to us,"
he said hoarsely. Bright
visions of Muckfeet with split skulls shimmered in his head. He peered around
them, trying to see the street signs at the corridor intersection ahead. They
were overgrown with green fuzzy threads, like the rest, unreadable. Even the
light-emitting walls were beginning to glow greenish through the tendrils; it
was like being under water.
He crossed the corridor, wavering, and
scrubbed the slime off a display window. Inside, dimly visible through the
green film, were half a dozen realie packets. He could see the languorous girls
on the covers, and read some of the titles: "MEET ME IN CANARSIE, with Lew
Rock and Ella Lorn"; "I LOVE YOU THURSDAY, with the New Sensation,
Tommy-Ann Welk." Yes, that was the window; he had passed it a hundred
times. He knew where he was now; it was time to come up. He turned right, following
the cross-corridor as it angled toward Upper Level.
Somewhere
around Middle Rivington, In a brush with three
Newyorks, Alvah lost touch with Artie. He lost his man, too, in the warren of
streets under the old Copter Terminal. When he came up for air, he found the
streets full of terrified people—workmen, secretaries, whitecollars, porters,
freewomen, all mixed up together like Knickerbocker Day and New Year's put
together. They were packed so tight that many of them had climbed to the tops
of abandoned floaters to escape the pressure. There was no room for them to
move, but the nearest ones tried to make way for Alvah, just the same, when
they saw his Muckfoot clothing.
He
retreated, with a lump in his throat, and climbed to the nearest landing stage
on the face of the building. Up and down the street, the stages were connected
by stairs and railed walkways. No one was standing there, probably because of
the green tendrils that spilled out of each stage entrance. Heads turned to
watch him as he made his way northward. It was an up-and-down
route, with a lot of stairs to -climb and descend, but it was quicker
and caused less anxiety than trying to move in the street.
He
saw no blue-suited Newyorks, and no Muckfeet either, except for one man,
glimpsed a block away as he crossed an intersection. Probably he ought to try
underground again; but the airweed was getting so thick, he hated to do it.
Mulling this over, he paused in Union Square to watch a curious procession
emerging from the Mercy Hospital opposite.
A
couple of Muckfeet in loose white jackets came first, then a dazed-looking nun;
then a little group of men in hospital bathrobes, and then, towering over them
all, a sinuous camel-colored animal with some sort of complex superstructure on
its back. Moving on stilt-like legs, it picked its way delicately over a pileup
of abandoned floaters at the edge of the walkway. After it, another one emerged
from the hospital.
The
confusing business on their backs, Alvah saw, was an arrangement of wickerwork
baskets, each big enough for a man, suspended in gimbals so they swung level no
matter how the beast moved. Each animal carried ten such baskets. Alvah
recognized them now as the brutes Muckfeet called "ambulances." He
had heard about them, but never seen one.
Three more burdened animals came out, then
another group of walking patients, women this time, and with them three or four
nuns, all with the same half startled, half bemused expression. Two Muckfoot
women brought up the rear. As Alvah watched, one of the nuns stopped and began
to tremble. One of the Muckfoot girls immediately stepped over and squeezed a
bulb of something under her nose. Simultaneously, Alvah recognized the girl: it
was Beej.
The nun's expression changed; she moved on
dazedly and caught up with the rest of the group.
"Beej!" said
Alvah, coming forward.
"Alvah!" They embraced.
"What
is that stuff?" he asked. A fine mist hung around the nipple of the bulb
she was still holding.
"Don't breathe any." Beej hurriedly
capped the bulb and put it away. "It's a depressant, with a little
tranquillizer mixed in—something to keep them calmed down for a while. These nuns is really wonderful, though, Alvah—they was
scared to death, but they wouldn't leave their patients. We thought it be
better not to separate them. Later on, after they get over the first shock,
they can take care of them better than us. . . . My heaven, this place is big though, isn't it?"
"Yes," said Alvah with a sudden
glumness. She looked at him narrowly. "Don't feel bad, Alvah, it'll be better
soon. You'll see." "I know, but—"
They
were passing the dark, green-hung doorway of an office building. Looking back
over his shoulder, Alvah thought he caught a glimpse of movement deep in the
shadowed interior. He paused.
"What's the matter?" asked Beej
alertly.
A moving green figure bloomed. Alvah had just
time to say, "Look outl" before the green curtains tore apart and a
man came lurching down the ramp. He ran straight at Beej, brandishing a metal
bar. He was a faceless man, smeared green from head to foot, making an
inarticulate sound.
Alvah moved with what seemed painful
slowness. He shouldered. Beej aside as the bar came down, felt the blow numb
his shoulder, and jabbed his knobkerrie at the other man's throat.
The
man went down hard, arms and legs sprawled, and Alvah followed him with a
two-handed swing that would have broken his head, if Alvah hadn't pulled back
at the last moment. The sprawled figure was motionless. The metal bar tinkled
on the pavement, somewhere to the left; it rolled, hit something and was
silent.
Alvah
prodded the man with his toe, then bent and worked open the hood closures. The
face underneath was wide and muscular, with a stubborn strength in the jaw and
brow. It was cyanosed, the lips blue-violet, the cheeks showing a bluish tinge
under the skin. The eyes were rolled up behind half-open lids.
"Poor
guy," said Alvah with sudden comprehension. "He was down in those
corridors—the air conditioning's been off for hours." As he spoke, he was
forcing open the chest zippers of the suit, unfastening the man's jacket and
tunic
underneath. He felt for a heartbeat, then straightened
up
slowly.
"He's dead," he
said.
Beej went on with her charges; Alvah wandered
back to the command post opposite the Armory, but the streets were full of
terrified civilians, and the Muckfeet had gone elsewhere.
Alvah
turned north again, and after half an hour or so ran into a Muckfoot detachment
that was setting up a line of scarecrows on Second Avenue. The streets to westward
were still full of people, crowding to get away. On the other side, the city
looked deserted.
"We moving 'em along a block at a
time," one of the Muckfeet told Alvah. "These here dummies—" he
picked one up, a pole on a wooden base, with a gourd face and a cross-pole
supporting the sleeves of an old Muckfoot jerkin —"scare 'em just as bad
as we do. They started over by the wall, then moved
back to here, and now we got them moving steady. Got to hunt through all
that—" he waved at the deserted buildings behind him—"to make sure,
but I guess we got most all of 'em out."
"What about the soldiers from the
Armory?" Alvah asked.
"I
saw some getting toted off," the Muckfoot said. "I blieve the boys
took to slashing their suits with bowies, and then
they didn't think they was invulnerable any more, so they quit."
An hour later, Knickerbocker Circle in Over
Manhattan was littered with ameba-shaped puddles of clear plastic. Overhead,. the stuff was hanging in
festoons from the reticulated framework of the Roof and, for the first time in
a century, an unfiltered wind was blowing into New York. Halfway up the sheer
facade of the Old Movie House, a roc was flapping along, a wingtip almost
brushing the louvers, while its rider sprinkled pale dust from a sack. Farther down
the street, a sickly green growth was already visible on cornices and window
frames.
The
antique neon sign of the Old Movie dipped suddenly, its supports softened
visibly. It swung, nodded and crashed to the pavement.
Alvah
moved on. He had made contact with his squad again, finally, but nobody seemed
to be urgently needing his help. The evacuation was
going smoothly. The war was over. Alvah walked down the windy canyon of Upper
Broadway, past Sammy's, where he had eaten cheesecake less than three weeks ago
... it seemed like a century . . .
past the silent Dramatic Arts Building and the empty realie palaces on Times
Square, saying goodbye. Scuffed papers were littered along the walkway and in
the freight channel. Grounded floaters were everywhere, empty, leaning against
each other. The people were gone, and it began to seem wrong for Alvah to be
there making echoes with his footsteps. He turned west again looking for
company, feeling pretty low.
Twilight—all the streets that radiated from
the heart of the City were afloat with long, slowly surging tides of humanity,
dim in the weak glow from the lumen globes plastered haphazardly to the flanks
of the buildings. At the end of every street, the Wall was crumbled down and
the moat filled, its fire long gone out. And down the new railed walkways from
all three levels came the men, women and children, stumbling out into the alien
lumen-lit night and the strange scents and the wide world.
Watching
from the hilltop, with his arm around his wife's waist, Alvah saw them being
herded into groups and led away, unprotesting—saw them in the wains, rolling
off toward the temporary shelters where, likely as not, they would sleep the
night through, too numbed to be afraid of the morrow.
In the morning, their
teaching would begin.
Babylon,
Alvah thought, Thebes, Angkor, Lagash, Agade, Tyre, Luxor,
and now New York.
A
City grew out and then in—it was always the way, whether or not it had a
Barrier around it. Growing, it crippled itself and its people—and died. The
weeds overleaped its felled stones.
"Like
an egg," B.J. said, although he had not spoken. "Omne ex ovo—but the eggshell has to break."
"I know," said Alvah, discovering
that the empty ache in his belly was not sentiment but hunger. "Speaking
of eggs-"
B.J.
gave his arm a reassuring little pat. "Anything you want, dear. Radnip,
orangoe, pearots, fleetmeat—you pick
the menu."
Alvah's mouth began to water.
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