The Ghost and the Dead Deb
“A beguiling and bewitching mystery that will enchant readers . . . Alice Kimberly is a talented storyteller.”
The Best Reviews
 
“Combining elements of cozy mysteries with detective noir, throwing in a bit of the paranormal, this is a series that will please any mystery fan.”—The Romance Readers Connection
 
 
The Ghost and Mrs. McClure
“A deliciously charming mystery with a haunting twist!”
—Laura Childs, author of Death Swatch
 
“Quindicott’s enigmatic townspeople come alive in this quirky mystery, and readers will eagerly anticipate future installments—and the continuing easy banter and romantic tension between Jack and Penelope.”—Romantic Times
 
“Ms. Kimberly has penned a unique premise and cast of characters to hook us on her first of a series.”—Rendezvous
 
“Part cozy and part hard-boiled detective novel with traces of the supernatural, The Ghost and Mrs. McClure is just a lot of fun.”—The Mystery Reader
 
“Charming, funny, and quirky . . . He is hard-boiled in the tradition of Philip Marlowe and she is a genteel Miss Marple . . . An explosive combination. Alice Kimberly definitely has a hit series if the first book is anything to go by.”
Midwest Book Review
 
“What a delightful new mystery series! I was hooked from the start . . . I adored the ghost of Jack . . . Pairing him with the disbelieving Penelope is a brilliant touch.”
Roundtable Reviews
 
 
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Haunted Bookshop Mysteries by Cleo Coyle
writing as Alice Kimberly
 
THE GHOST AND MRS. McCLURE
THE GHOST AND THE DEAD DEB
THE GHOST AND THE DEAD MAN’S LIBRARY
THE GHOST AND THE FEMME FATALE
THE GHOST AND THE HAUNTED MANSION
 
Coffeehouse Mysteries by Cleo Coyle
 
ON WHAT GROUNDS
“Hey, Shepard,” Brennan called from across the lunchroom. “What do ya know, what do ya say?”
To you? Nothing, Jack thought.
The last time he’d answered “a few questions” for Tim Brennan about a case he was working, the little punk put it in print. Jack figured “off the record,” “in confidence,” and “private” were words the little snot-nosed scribbler had failed to learn at that upstate college. Brennan got a bonus for his article. Jack nearly got killed. So he made sure Brennan got an extra-special bonus from Jack personally: a nice black one around the vicinity of his eye in the blab sheet’s back alley.
“Why aren’t you at the Mayfair, kid?” Jack called. “Lose on the ponies again? Or was it the fights this time?”
“Got a hot tip, Jack?”
“Yeah, you’re a degenerate gambler. Quit while you’re behind.”
“Thanks but no thanks, Shepard. I’ll stop up to see you later.”
“Sure, you do that,” Jack called. ’Cause I won’t be there.
“So what’ll you have today?” Birdie asked as she poured his coffee.
“Your Blue Plate.”
“Wow, a big spender.”
“Yeah, two whole bits for roast beef and smashed potatoes.” Jack threw her a wink.
Birdie was new behind the counter. Jack liked her butter-scotch curls and bluebonnet eyes. Only one thing bugged him: She grinned too much—like those Square Jane cheer-leader types who didn’t have a clue how the world really turned. For all their giggling, Jack found them about as much fun as a sober sunrise. But the last few days, Birdie had started glancing at him with a different kind of smile, flirty little flashes that promised a grown woman might be smoldering somewhere beneath that pink, frilly tent of an apron, one that came out when the sun went down.
“You’re missing a real catch here, you know,” Jack told her. “I just got paid.”
“Is that right?”
“Sure. And I got big plans for us tonight. Interested?”
Birdie arched a blond eyebrow. “My friend Viv warned me about you, Jack Shepard.”
“Viv?” he said, considering Birdie’s bountiful curves—what he could see of them, anyway, on his side of the counter. “You mean Vivian Truby? The cocktail waitress at the Mayfair up the block?”
Birdie nodded. “She said she had a real good time with you, all right. But then after . . .” She shook her head. “You never called her again.”
Jack worked his iron jaw. Dames never complained he d down the counter to find her five seats away, waiting on some salesman with a plastic grin and a dime-store tie. Jack cursed softly, stubbed out his cigarette.
“You got it all wrong, mister,” the boy said.
“You still here?”
“I’m not trying to sell you a paper.”
Not only did the kid fail to shove off, he climbed aboard the empty stool next door. “What’s the big idea, junior? You’re ruining a perfectly good lunch hour.”
“I told you, Mr. Shepard. I want to hire you. It’s a finder’s job. Should be easy for someone like you. Mr. Dougherty said you used to be a copper. He said you was a war hero, too.”
Jack looked away. “Gunning men down doesn’t make you a hero, kid. Not in my book.”
“I got money to pay, Mr. Shepard. It’s not dirty or nothing, neither.”
The kid gaped at Jack then, his big, brown eyes all puppy-dog expectant. Jack exhaled long and hard, drained his coffee cup, and set it down.
“Listen, son, I’m not in the business of finding lost poodles. Tack up some posters, maybe you’ll get lucky.”
“I didn’t lose a dog, mister. What I lost was a person. She walked right out the door two weeks ago and never came back.”
“Oh, yeah? And who would that be?”
“My mother.”


CHAPTER 1
Final Destination
In the long run, we are all dead.
—John Maynard Keynes
 
 
 
Quindicott, Rhode Island
June 9, present day
 
“OH, NO. DON’T tell me . . .”
Since I’d crawled out of bed at seven this morning, I’d encountered setbacks galore: a stubbed toe, a misplaced wallet, a malfunctioning toaster, no milk for my son’s cereal, and a kitty litter shortage. That was only the first hour.
Spencer was leaving for summer camp tomorrow and after I’d stuffed his clothes into our old washer, he told me about a list of things he was supposed to pack and didn’t have. So I was off, shopping for a second pair of swim trunks, rubber flip-flops for the shared camp showers, and sunscreen with an SPF high enough to block a nuclear winter—not to mention the milk and kitty litter we’d just run short on.
(Until I got back, Bookmark had to make due with piddling on this week’s Quindicott Bulletin, which was actually a pretty good use for it, considering the rumor-as-journalism philosophy of the town paper.)
Then Aunt Sadie called my cell to iple shipment of stripper-turned-television-actress Zara Underwood’s debut crime novel, Bang, Bang, Baby.
I knew the book was sailing on celebrity for most of the country. She received a huge advance, and there was a big, expensive publicity campaign with print and radio ads, but the review galley was written on the level of “See spot run.” And since my customers actually liked to read the books they purchased, I figured we’d be lucky to sell five of the woman’s books, let alone the eighty-four copies the publisher had shipped us mistakenly.
I raced back to the shop, and while Aunt Sadie rang up customers, I put together the cardboard dump (with the life-size standee of grinning “stripper-turned-actress-turned-writer” Underwood, who was practically wearing nothing but underwear), and then the store phone rang.
Soft-spoken shut-in Miss Timothea Todd was calling to politely inquire about her June 1 book delivery. It was now June 9, and my aunt felt so badly about the oversight that I’d agreed to do a quick, there-and-back run after our lunchtime business had died down.
Quick was the operative word until I’d hit the funeral cortege. Now I was trapped in my car watching a long parade of tiny black flags flutter on radio antennas behind a fully loaded hearse. Its final destination (pardon the pun) was the “Old Farm”—what we locals called Quindicott’s nondenominational town cemetery, a manicured area of gentle Rhode Island hills situated between the central district and the secluded mansions of Larchmont Avenue.
The vast graveyard used to be part of the Montague family farm until the city forefathers bought the land one spring when a terrible fever ripped through the region and there were far too many dead for any one church to handle. (Seymour Tarnish, our shop’s mailman and the local repository for all manner of trivia, insisted the phrase bought the farm actually originated in our little town with that plot purchase.)
Anyway, since Miss Todd lived on Larchmont, it was my destination—at the moment. I was well aware my final destination would be the Old Farm, too, since Quindicott’s dead had been planted there for going on three centuries now.
I shifted in my car seat, watching the funeral party wind its way around a bend. All of the vehicles’ headlights were on, a typical funeral procession tradition, but I hadn’t noticed that fact until the caravan rolled under the dappled gray shadows of overhanging dogwoods. Funny, I thought, how something as bright as a headlight can be made to appear invisible by the glare of a sunny day . . .
As I contemplated tricks of light, beads of sweat formed on my neck and began trickling beneath my blouse. My black-framed glasses slipped down my slick nose. I pushed them back up. My Saturn was more than ten years old. Its air conditioner had sputtered into dysfunction last September, and I had yet to get it fixed.
I powered down the car’s windows and tied my shoulder-length auburn hair into a ponytail. I was dressed for summer in flat leather sandals, beige capri pants, and a white sleeveless blouse, but now I was really beginning to bake. Sticking my head out the window, I longed for that fresh glass of Del’s frozen lemonade Miss Todd would li the first person I’ve ever heard say, ‘Over my dead body,’ who actually has a dead body.”
Listen, honey, you’ve been burning rubber all day. Until now, you haven’t slowed down long enough to hear one word from me. So take a breather already.
“But this is like watching paint dry. Can’t you say something to the guest of honor in this parade to maybe get things moving a little faster?”
You mean Mr. Room Temperature in the hearse up there? I’ve told you a hundred times, dollface, I can’t talk to the dead. I’m just one of ’em.
I sighed.
Who is this Barney in a box anyway? You know him?
“No. But I think this is the funeral announcement I read about in this week’s Bulletin.” The Wolfe Construction bumper sticker on the last car in line had reminded me of the article.
“I’m pretty sure this is the guy who was electrocuted on a construction job. He was young, too, still in his twenties. A real tragedy.”
I took a closer look at the SUV in front of me, more specifically at the back of the blond man behind the wheel, and realized it was Jim Wolfe himself driving. Just thirty-five years old and running his own construction company, Wolfe had won a number of bids on construction projects around our region. He wasn’t a resident of Quindicott and he wasn’t a reader, so Sadie and I never saw him in our bookstore, but he always said hello to us on the street. (It wasn’t exactly a chore saying hello to James Wolfe. Aunt Sadie said he had the good looks of Ralph Meeker in Kiss Me Deadly. I thought he looked more like Kirk Douglas in Out of the Past, or even the Vikings—including the dimpled chin and the build to go with it.)
So what’s your big hurry, anyway?
“I left Sadie alone at the store. And I’m trying to get Spencer off to summer camp, and . . .” I paused. “To be frank with you, Jack, I don’t much want to stop and think today. I’m worried about Spencer going. He’ll be gone for three whole weeks. And the last time I sent him to camp, well, you know how badly it went . . .”
Relax, honey. The kid can take care of himself. He ain’t the head case you sent off the last time.
“I know he’s better. He’s been so happy this year at school. And he’s been looking forward to this . . .”
So it’s all coming up roses, right?
“Wrong. He’s not even gone and I miss him already.”
Jack went quiet a minute. Then across my cheek I felt a gentle wisp of cool air. You’re not alone, Penelope, the ghost said softly. You got Sadie. And you got me. I’ll always be here when you need me.
I smiled. “Thanks, Jack.”
Anyway, you’re looking at this whole thing through a gloomy eye, instead Outv>
“You’re going to have to translate that one.”
It’s a good thing, Spencer going off to boot camp—
“It’s not the army, Jack, just cabins by a lake—”
The boy needs a seventh-inning stretch is all I’m saying. And you do, too. A nice break from nagging the junior slugger about homework, taxiing the kid to and from Little League practice, and laundering his smelly gym shorts. No more of the kid sneaking out of bed to watch the all-night Shield of Justice marathon on the Intrigue Channel—
“What?!”
Uh . . . how about you strike that last comment from the record—
“Wait until I get home—”
Look, doll. All I’m saying is that you could use a break from the dull routine, too. Why don’t you take me to the picture show, or better yet the races? I haven’t seen the ponies trot in sixty years.
I grunted, staring sullenly through the windshield. The scenery was passing by at a glacial pace.
Where are we headed, anyway?
“I have books to deliver to Miss Todd.”
That crazy old dame in the big house on Larchmont?
“The same.”
Doesn’t your auntie usually make that run?
“She broke her glasses this morning and her spare pair has gone missing. Sadie doesn’t feel confident enough to drive, even though she can see well enough without them.”
You’re on the level there. Red bird’s a real hawk-eye when it comes to spotting low-life grifters trying to snatch a tome—
“Anyway, that’s why I’m doing it. Miss Todd’s a good customer and her delivery is over a week late.”
Why can’t the old dame come down to the store and pick up her own books?
“She never leaves her house. Hasn’t for years, as far as I know. Except for Sadie’s monthly visits to talk books, she has very little contact with the outside world. There’s a cleaning service, and I understand most of her business is conducted through some law firm.”
Sounds like she’s a little light in the head.
“No, she’s very sharp. She can be a little formal, but for someone with a reputation as a hermit, she’s been awfully gracious to me and Sadie.”
Except for the wild hair, the nine-inch fingernails, and the fact that she hasn’t bathed in years, she’s a sweet old broad—
I laughed. “Jack, you’re terrible! She’s not like that at all! In fact, she d nicely done. She wears a lot of jewelry, too. Necklaces, rings, bracelets, earrings. Once she greeted Aunt Sadie wearing an elaborate silver crown. Sadie told me Miss Todd must have a thing for silver, because that’s the only metal she’ll wear.”
So what’s this rich broad read then? I’ll bet you even money it’s little old lady mysteries: Miss Petunia Finds a Body. Colonel Ketchup Kicks the Bucket. Right?
“Wrong. Miss Todd’s a true-crime enthusiast. No murder is too grisly, no chain of events too disturbing.”
Sounds like she’d make a good morgue attendant.
“Well, lately, she’s widened her interest. After Aunt Sadie mentioned our new occult titles, the old woman began ordering books by the dozen. In fact, most of the titles Aunt Sadie boxed up for her today deal with psychic phenomenon, extrasensory perception, and a study on cross-cultural beliefs about the afterlife. Of course, I could save her the trouble of all that reading and just introduce her to you.”
Is that supposed to be a joke, dollface?
We’d finally reached the entrance to the Quindicott Cemetery and the funeral procession veered off the main road.
“Thank goodness!”
The last of the vehicles rolled through the graveyard’s open gates and I hit the gas. Feeling the breeze on my face again, I accelerated up Dogwood’s long, slow grade until I was going nearly sixty.
I crested the high plateau and turned onto Larchmont. Unfortunately, I swerved straight into the sun’s glare. For a few seconds, I was totally blinded. As I raised my hand to shield my eyes, a man’s silhouette appeared framed by the brilliant light—right in front of my windshield.
“Oh, my God, I’m going to hit that man—”
LOOK OUT, BABE!
I slammed the brakes and cut the wheel at the same time. Both of my actions were too fast. I was thrown forward and my car began to fishtail on the pavement.


CHAPTER 2
Hit and Run
I looked at my face in the flawed mirror. It was me all right. I had a strained look. I’d been living too fast.
—Philip Marlowe in The Little Sister, Raymond Chandler, 1949
 
 
 
MOMENTUM PITCHED ME against the shoulder harness. My nose stopped short of merging with the steering wheel and my vehicle simultaneously rotated, spinning me around like a little girl on the Mad Hatter’s teacups. I swung left, then right, and back against the seat. Finally I heard a disturbing THUMP! The car shuddered and came to a halt.
In the eerie stillness that followed, I lifted a shaky hand to shield my eyes from the sun. That awful thump was still en Initiative” promised to deliver all of that in time. But when Bud read the fine print of Marjorie’s legislation, he discovered that the councilwoman’s “initiative” was placing a 10 percent surcharge on the sale of all “fossil fuel-powered lawn mowers, generators, heaters, and lanterns, as well as all propane gas and outdoor cooking and camping equipment.” (Marjorie well knew that Bud Napp was Quindicott’s only propane dealer and the town’s first destination for outdoor cooking supplies, too.)
The Quindicott Bulletin fully supported these measures—actually, its longtime editor simply reprinted Marjorie’s “press release” word for word. Thankfully, both proposals were ultimately defeated, mostly because Bud pointed out to the town’s taxpaying consumers that they would be the ones hurt most by such legislation.
Bud also pointed out that Marjorie’s primary rationale for the tax monies was to “discourage” the use of carbon-based products, and the money itself wasn’t going directly toward alternative fuels, or planting trees, or anything specific. It was simply going into the city council’s special slush fund to be used at the council’s “study” of alternative energies.
Bud did a little more investigating and let the community know that this was the same “special slush fund” that the council had used for a junket to Marin County, California, the year before to “study solar energy at a national seminar.” The seminar included trips to the local spa, and a tour of wine country in a rented luxury bus.
Bud pointed out that the carbon footprint for crossing the country on jet-fueled aircraft, not to mention tooling around in a gas-powered monster vehicle, was pretty major. In a self-distributed flyer (the Quindicott Bullentin refused to print Bud’s findings, calling them “partisan”), Bud even revealed that the inn where the council members stayed included personal fireplaces in every room, and during their trip they’d had several gourmet dinners at an Italian restaurant with a wood-burning oven.
The political hypocrisy was off the charts. The town’s citizens were furious. Bud became more visible, and even more popular with the locals.
Binder-Smith’s initiatives also helped to forge an alliance between Bud Napp and his former business rival, Leo Rollins, owner of Rollins Electronics (and seller of gas-powered electric generators). Leo, the big, bearded Desert Storm vet, motorcyclist, and self-described loner, even joined the Quindicott Business Owners Association, an organization he’d shunned since he opened his store a few years ago.
“Apparently the councilwoman hasn’t exhausted her bag of tricks,” I said.
“I’m calling an emergency meeting of the Business Association,” Bud declared. “When is your community event space available? I can’t get anything but voice mail on your store’s phone.”
I chewed my lip, guessing that my aunt was too busy to answer. “That’s a problem, Bud. The Yarn Spinners are meeting tonight—”
“Who?”
“The knitting-themed mystery enthusiasts. And Feline Friends are meeting on Wednesday.”
“What? You’re a pet store nBut I never saw one with a fleur-de-lis at its center. This is the only place I’ve ever seen that design.”
Oh, yeah? Well, I’ve seen it before.
“You have? Where?”
It’s a long story, honey. Ask me when you have time to listen.
Jack was right. I had books to deliver and errands to run, and I was already turning my car through the gated entrance to Miss Todd’s mansion. The heavy iron doors were open wide, and I suspected they’d rusted in place. My car’s tires bumped and rumbled up the cobblestones. I cut the engine and climbed out.
The wind was still strong, but it was a hot wind, offering little relief from the warm day. I redid my ponytail, securing the flyaway auburn strands. That was when I noticed the double doors at the front of the house standing wide open.
“I guess Timothea is expecting me.”
Even as I said it, I found the sight of the open doors disturbing. But it was Jack who gave voice to my buried suspicions.
Something’s wrong, dollface. A dame who’s got a phobia about going outside isn’t about to leave her front doors like that.
Deep inside I knew Jack was right. But a more shallow part of me wasn’t in the mood to foresee gloom ahead.
“Maybe the house just got stuffy!” I chirped, electing to believe my sunny side. “It is awfully hot.”
Uh-huh. Sure you want to go in there?
“Either that or I drove up here for nothing.” I reached for the carton of books in the backseat, only to find they’d tumbled onto the floor. “Great.”
Leave the kindling. Keep your hands free.
“For what?”
The ghost did not reply. With an exhale of frustration, I slung my bag over my shoulder and dropped my car keys into my pocket.
“Okay,” I told the ghost, whether he was listening or not. “I’ll come back for the books. But I’m sure nothing’s wrong.”
I reassessed that opinion a few moments later, after I passed through the towering Ionic columns of the formal front porch and discovered the mess inside the mansion’s foyer.
Not good, baby. Looks like signs of a struggle.
Mail was scattered all over the hardwood floor, and a delicate little black-lacquered table had tumbled onto its side.
Nervous now, I remained outside and began ringing the doorbell. Its electronic buzz sounded from somewhere deep inside the massive house. I knocked loudly and called out: “Miss Todd!”
Go inside, honey, but be careful. Keep your peepers open.
I took a deep breath and stepped over the threshold. “Miss Todd?” I called again.
My voice echoed back to me. I took another step, moving into the hallway. There was nobody on the staircase; nobody lying at the base of the steps, either.
“At least she didn’t fall and break her neck,” I murmured, recalling a terrible incident, not too long ago, involving an elderly Newport man.
I glanced into the dimly lit living room next, past the fireplace with the formal portrait of a heavyset man above it, past the Victorian clutter of dark wood furnishings, brass lamps, lace doilies, and knickknacks—and that was when I saw her.
Miss Timothea Todd was sprawled in the center of a plush, jewel-toned area rug. Crimson stained the bodice of her nightgown. Her hands, blanched almost as white as her gown, were covered with blood and still frozen into a position clutching at her throat. Bloody foam flecked the woman’s pale, still lips, and her white hair seemed to be standing on end.
I stumbled backward. “My God, I think she’s . . .”
No thinking, baby. Look at her color. She’s gone.
I wanted to run, to flee, but I fought the urge, my fingers curling into hard fists. I took a breath and surveyed the scene. The most upsetting thing about Miss Todd’s corpse was the obvious expression of stark fear on the dead woman’s face. Her sightless eyes were wide and staring; her mouth twisted into a final, frozen scream.
“Look at her face, Jack,” I whispered into the still room. “It’s like . . . like . . .”
Yeah, doll. It’s like she’s seen a ghost.


CHAPTER 3
Cold Spot
Death tugs at my ear and says, “Live, I am coming.”
—Oliver Wendell Holmes
 
 
 
I WAS NO stranger to the dearly departed. As a young widow I’d not only seen my share of death, I was beginning to consider myself a magnet for it. Certainly by now I’d witnessed more crime scenes than your average American single mom. So Jack’s next piece of advice seemed almost unnecessary to me—if not a tad insulting.
Scope the geography, but DO NOT touch a thing.
“I know,” I told the ghost. “You’re not dealing with a rookie anymore.”
Don’t get cocky, sister. And get out that Dick Tracy wrist radio of yours.
“The t size="3">“Right.” I began fishing around my shoulder bag’s less-than-organized interior.
Your police chief’s not exactly Boston Blackie, but he’s the closest thing to the law you’ve got in this outpost.
I shook my head at the sight of the poor woman, my eyes lingering on the blood, the horrible expression of dread frozen on her face.
“I can’t imagine what Miss Todd experienced that terrified her so much . . .”
I hate to bring up bad memories, baby. But being homicided myself, I can tell you the business isn’t a barrel of laughs.
“Right, Jack. Sorry.”
For what? You didn’t plug me.”
That was when it happened. As my fingers closed around the cell phone in my bag, a chill enveloped me. It was a sudden, disturbing sensation, and I knew one thing instantly: This was not my ghost. No way. No how.
Jack Shepard’s spirit, or aura, or whatever you wanted to call his existence, fluctuated around me like a kind of energy field. His typical “presence,” for lack of a better word, felt something like a pleasant spring breeze on a warm summer day. It was always moving, swirling, or pulsing like a beating heart. Jack felt like a field of living energy.
Sure, he occasionally blasted me with an arctic chill, but it was always accompanied by an almost unconscious understanding of his mood. The cold I was experiencing now felt totally dead, without sensation or communication, like the lifeless chill of a coroner’s morgue slab.
Whatever this was, it was disturbing. As soon as I felt the anomaly, I cried out. My breath formed a little steamy cloud, as if a New England winter had just descended inside the Second Empire’s front parlor. I quickly moved backward, toward the room’s exit; and within a few yards, the stifling heat of the June afternoon immediately returned. Tentatively, I moved forward again and stretched out my hand. Again I felt the cold air, as if I’d breached an invisible curtain.
“Oh, my God, Jack. I don’t know what or who this is—”
Get out of here! NOW!
Jack didn’t have to tell me twice.
More than a little unnerved by the bizarre phenomenon—not to mention poor Miss Todd’s corpse—I waited until I was outside before I made the call. But I didn’t dial 911, or put a call through directly to Chief Ciders office. Instead I called my friend Eddie Franzetti, Deputy Chief of the QPD.
Since I’d moved back to my hometown, Chief Ciders and I had clashed numerous times. At first, I thought the chief was nothing more than a tool of the small-minded town council, a body ruled by the manicured fist of Marjorie Binder-Smith, who had no love for me, my aunt, or our bookshop. But I’d since revised that opinion. Ciders’s more recent anist uncons. Married with children, Eddie had escaped working in the family’s pizza restaurant by joining Quindicott’s finest instead. After a rocky start on the force, Eddie had helped me close a case or two. Consequently, when the Staties made him an offer, Ciders was forced to recognize his value and promote him to second-in-command.
Eddie was more than just deputy chief, however, he was also my late older brother’s best friend. I was happy to call him my friend, too; and that was why, whenever I needed a cop, I called Eddie.
He answered on my second ring. “Pen! I know what you’re calling about. I’ve been meaning to get to the store and pick up those Narnia books you’re holding for my kids. I just haven’t had the time—”
“This isn’t about my business, Eddie. It’s about yours,” I interrupted. “There’s trouble at Miss Timothea Todd’s house. The address is 169 Larchmont—”
“I know where Miss Todd lives,” he said, a note of irritation in his voice. “What’s the problem this time?”
This time? Jack echoed in my head.
“She’s dead,” I told Eddie, ignoring Jack.
“Aww, no,” Eddie said. “When?”
“When? I don’t know. I just found her—”
At least thirty minutes, but no more than three hours. That’s my estimation by the look of the remains. Tell him.
I did. “But, like I said, Eddie,” I added, “I just found her. Listen . . . I think she was murdered.”
“Are you there now?”
“Yes . . . I’m outside her house, in front of my car.”
“Stay there, I’m on the way. And do not touch anything.”
“I know! I’m not a rookie anymore, you know—”
Eddie hung up before I had a chance to ask about his previous encounters with Miss Todd. I closed the phone, shoved it into my shoulder bag, and thought again about that freezing curtain of air in Miss Todd’s living room.
“There was definitely a cold spot in there,” I told Jack. “In Miss Todd’s house, I mean.”
Yeah? And?
“And nothing. That’s just what the phenomenon is called. I mean, according to those occult books in my store.”
It’s a creaky old house. Could be all you felt was a draft.
“You sure are changing your tune from a minute ago, when you ordered me to scram. Weren’t you picking up anything? You know, like a psychic vibration of a fellow spirit?”
I wanted you out of there for your own good. It’s not too long a crap shon of aiwidth="1em">“Yeah, Jack,” I silently told him. Bull McCoy was essentially Chief Ciders’s 2.0: a much bigger, much younger, much dumber version of the original model.
Ciders moved closer, until we were literally standing toe to toe. His grizzly-bear frame seemed to blot out the sun. “You said there was a body?”
“Inside.” I pointed. “In the living room.”
A pair of paramedics hurried past us, up the steps and across the entryway. They were followed by the stomping black boots of Bull McCoy, who entered Miss Todd’s house with one fist closed on his gun butt. I felt like warning McCoy not to touch anything, but I bit my tongue, deciding that was Chief Ciders’s job.
I looked up at the tower looming over me, and saw Ciders’s suspicious frown. “You’re pretty far away from your bookstore, Mrs. McClure. What were you doing at Miss Todd’s residence?”
I told him about the book order and pointed to the box in the backseat. I explained that Miss Todd’s front doors were wide open when I arrived and no one answered the door, even after I rang.
“That’s when I went inside and found Miss Todd on the floor in the living room.”
“Did you go upstairs?”
I shook my head.
“Did you see anything unusual on Larchmont?”
“Nothing,” I said immediately.
“Nothing? Not one thing? Not one person. Think, Mrs. McClure. You’re usually pretty observant,” he said, “if not overly so.”
Those last few words were muttered with naked condescension. I bristled, and Jack warned: Steady, baby. Just answer the man’s questions.
“There was one thing,” I told the chief. “Uh, I mean, person. I saw one person on the street.”
The chief’s bushy gray brows drew together over eyes the color of acid-washed denim. “Who?” he asked.
“Seymour Tarnish. He sort of ran across the street, right in front of my car. The sun blinded me for a few seconds, and I nearly hit him.”
“But you didn’t hit him?”
“No. I stopped just in time.”
“So you saw Seymour, eh? And he was in some big hurry for no particular reason? Is that what he told you?”
I frowned. “Seymour didn’t tell me anything. He didn’t stop to talk.”
“Sounds to me like he was fleeing the scene.”
“Scene? What are you taking about? I didn’t say he came from this crime scene. He was just in a hurry to cross the street for some reason. He must have been in a hurry, because he didn’t stop.”
“Uh-huh. Describe his app y)se lasearance for me, Mrs. McClure. Tell me exactly what you saw. You claim you’re observant. Prove it.”
“I just caught a glimpse of him, really. He was wearing his blue postal uniform.”
“Slacks or shorts?”
“Shorts.”
“What kind of socks?”
“White tube.”
“Anything else you can remember? Think.”
I shook my head. “Just the stain . . .”
“What stain?”
“A red stain on the back of Seymour’s uniform. I was worried for a minute that I’d hit him with my car. But then I realized he wasn’t hurt, because if he was really that badly hurt he wouldn’t have been able to rush off the way he did.”
Ciders shook his head. “Let me get this straight. You saw a bloodstained man fleeing the scene of a crime, and you don’t think there’s anything to report?” The chief almost laughed in my face. “That’s the best you can do, Mrs. McClure? You, with your bookshop full of fantasy detectives!”
“But Chief!”
“What?”
“Seymour Tarnish would never murder a poor, defense-less, little old lady! Seymour Tarnish wouldn’t hurt a fly!”
A grunt sounded behind me. Without looking, I instantly knew Bull McCoy had come back outside.
“You lookin’ at Tarnish for this, Uncle Wade—I mean, Chief?”
There was boisterlue shirt?
“Maybe,” I told the ghost. “But there’s a much bigger part of me that’s afraid of hearing his answer.”


CHAPTER 4
The Chief’s Suspect
You stand for your side of it and I’ll stand for mine.
I didn’t do it, and that’s all I stand for.
—Frank Chambers, lying to the DA in
The Postman Always Rings Twice,
James M. Cain, 1934
 
 
 
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, Bull delivered my mailman to the Todd mansion. Chief Ciders escorted Seymour inside, sat him down, and started asking him those “few simple questions.”
“Why’d you do it, Tarnish? Why’d you murder the old lady?”
Seymour leaped out of his chair. “Are you crazy?! I didn’t murder anybody!”
I gritted my teeth. Sunlight was streaming in through Miss Todd’s tall dining room windows. Ciders had opened them wide to air out the room, and a hot breeze was now making the sheer curtains billow violently. As far as I could see from my seat in the corner, an even larger amount of hot air was being produced by the humans in the room.
Seymour wagged his finger in the chief’s face. “And another thing. I demand you return my uniform!” (Under Ciders’s orders, Bull had already dragged Seymour into the kitchen and forcibly removed his shirt and shorts.) “That uniform is property of the Postmaster General of the U. S. of A.! And in case you need a refresher course in civics, the federal government supersedes your puny jurisdiction!”
“Sit down!”
For a few tense moments, Seymour refused to heed Ciders’s command. I didn’t think that was such a good idea. For one thing, Ciders was bigger than Seymour. Not that Seymour was a little guy. He was actually on the beefy side with heavy arms and a moderate belly (per his ice cream addiction) on top of sinewy chicken legs and bony knees (from his hikes carrying mail every day). At the moment, however, with Seymour’s postal uniform impounded as evidence, he was dressed in nothing but his undershirt, a pair of Superman boxers, white tube socks, and black sneakers. Ciders, on the other hand, was packing a service weapon with (presumably) live ammo.
“I said, sit down!” the chief barked again. “Or I’ll have you hauled off and booked right now!”
Ciders’s voice was so loud it actually rattled the substantial collection of crystal displayed in Miss Todd’s colossal china cabinet. I knew this because my chair was located right next to the mahogany showpiece.
Decibel level aside, I was seriously upset with Ciders’s treatment of Seymour. Not only was it brutish, I didn’t find it at all helpful to the investigation. I was also eager to question Seymour myself, but I knew Ciders well by now. If I made any trouble, he’d banish me from the h
Of course, I had no intention of incriminating my friend. So I simply sat quietly in the corner, attempting to melt into the flocked and flowered Victorian wallpaper. (The entire dining room set appeared to be Victorian era. I was no antiques expert, but the heavy, carved, painstakingly polished pieces looked quite expensive to me. Miss Todd was certainly leaving behind a small fortune in this grand house and its contents.)
“You’ve got to believe me, Ciders,” Seymour went on. “I didn’t kill anybody. I didn’t even know Miss Todd was dead until Deputy Dawg over here snatched me up and tossed me into his Batmobile.”
“Deputy Dawg. Real funny, Tarnish.” But Bull wasn’t laughing. He was glaring. Then he was crossing his overly muscled arms and flexing his bowling-ball biceps, which I suspected contained more brain cells than his actual brain pan.
“Look, we know you did it,” Ciders stated.
“Yeah, Tarnish,” Bull added after a substantial lag. “So why don’t you just ’fess up and make it easy on yourself?”
“ ’Fess up?” Seymour repeated. “Interesting interrogation technique, Bull. Where’d you learn it? The Disney Channel?”
The hulking deputy stared daggers at Seymour, obviously straining—and failing—to produce a retort. With an exhale of disgust, Seymour shifted his gaze to Quindicott’s chief of police.
“I’d like to lawyer up now.”
Ciders blinked, surprised. “Who’s your lawyer?”
“I don’t have one.”
Ciders’s jaw worked. “I liked it better when you were threatening to report me to the Postmaster General.”
I silently groaned. “Are you listening to this, Jack?”
I’m with you, doll. Don’t panic.
“I’m not panicking,” I told the ghost. “I’m just frustrated with the chief. His ‘interrogation’ is going nowhere.”
Seymour tried to rise again, but Bull McCoy stepped up and pushed him back into the chair. “Didn’t you hear the chief? Sit!”
“Check your gorilla, Ciders,” Seymour snapped. “I didn’t do anything wrong, so I don’t have to take any brutality from Barney Fife on steroids over here.”
Ciders bent down until his broad nose was an inch from Seymour’s. “Did the old lady piss you off, Tarnish? Did she complain about lousy mail delivery, maybe?”
Seymour shook his head. “Miss Todd was a nice person. She never complained about anything—”
“Did the struggle begin in the foyer? Why did you drag Miss Todd into the living room? So no one could see you while you strangled her to death?”
Seymour’s eyes bulged. “You’re crazy, Chief. I didn’t do a thing to Miss Todd. You’ve got to believe me!”
“Explain the bloodstain on your uniform then,” Ciders barked.
“I told you already,” Seymour said. “I told you ten times. That’s not a bloodstain!”
Ciders folded his arms. “It’s clear to me the initial altercation broke out in the foyer.”
Not to me.
“What?” I asked Jack. “You don’t think the altercation began in the foyer?”
No. I’m not so sure there ever was an altercation in the foyer.
“I don’t understand. You saw the mess. The mail was everywhere and that little antique table was knocked over.”
But there was no blood in the foyer or on the floor leading to Miss Todd. There was no blood anywhere but on the corpse itself. Meanwhile, look at that open window, doll. See the curtains? See the way they’re blowin’ around in the wind?
“Yeah, it’s blustery today—” I closed my eyes. “Oh, God. The wind.”
It’s possible there was no struggle. Don’t you remember what you did before you went in the house?
“I retied my ponytail.”
Because the wind was so strong.
“Right.”
Well, if the door latch didn’t click properly, a strong gust could have blown the old lady’s doors in, knocked down the mail, and overturned the little table.
“But why wouldn’t Miss Todd have latched her doors properly? Unless . . . maybe the killer was leaving in a hurry and didn’t close the doors all the way—”
Just then I heard a door close, a car door. I rose up, hoping to catch a glimpse of Eddie and the medical examiner, but it was just two more of Ciders’s regulars. With a sigh of disappointment, I sat back down.
“Okay, Tarnish. Let’s change the subject,” Ciders declared. “Tell us what you were doing last Tuesday night.”
Seymour blinked. “Huh? What night?”
“Last Tuesday,” Ciders said. “On most weeknights, your ice cbing coincidence of timing, the clomp-clomp-clomp of heavy boots sounded in the foyer. Eddie Franzetti entered the dining room a moment later, wearing his perfectly pressed blue uniform.
Eddie was more compact than Bull. He had a runner’s physique with leaner muscles and a smaller stature, but his expression was light-years sharper. Under his flat-topped cop’s hat, he had a thick head of black hair, like all the Franzettis. His complexion always appeared lightly tanned, even in the winter. And when he walked in the room his big, long-lashed, cow-brown eyes (the ones that made all the girls swoon in high school, including the girl he married) surveyed the room in a microsecond. The first thing he did was nod to me. I silently waved back.
Ciders appeared to notice Franzetti’s arrival and the fact that I was still in the room at the same time. His face darkened when he glanced at me. Then he directed his words to his deputy chief.
“Where the hell have you been?”
Eddie shrugged. “You told me to find the medical examiner. The man was out of cell phone range, so I had to track him down. It didn’t take me two guesses to figure out where to find Dr. Rubino.”
“At Mullet Point,” Ciders said.
Eddie nodded. “He’s going for your fishing championship title, for sure.”
Ciders waved that comment aside. “So where’s the good doctor now?”
“In the living room with the victim. He’s already begun his examination,” Eddie said.
The chief pulled out a handkerchief and dabbed the sweat off his neck. “Do you have an evidence bag, Franzetti?”
Eddie put his hands on his hips. “Sure, Chief, in my car.”
“Get it. Seymour’s clothes are on the kitchen table and there’s blood all over them. I want you to bag them up for the state forensics team.”
Eddie ducked out to his car, came back in, and crossed to the kitchen. He glanced at me again on the way. I nodded again but continued to keep my mouth shut. My mind, however, was still working.
“Jack,” I whispered to the ghost, “do you really think Ciders can pin this on Seymour?”
If he can, he will, and he’s not about to lose sleep over it, either. In case you haven’t noticed, your postal pal ain’t so popular with the local law enforcement.
“There’s got to be something we can do.”
Sure, baby. Put your palms together and pray for a miracle.
Eddie emerged from the kitchen a few seconds later, holding up Seymour’s shirt. The red stain was impossible to miss.
“Hey, Chief, we got a problem.”
Ciders scowled at Eddie when he saw the uniform. “I thought I told you to bag that up!”“But, Chief, I don’t see why. There’s no blood.”
Ciders’s bushy eyebrows leaped north. “What?”
“There’s a big red stain, all right, but it isn’t blood—”
“I tried to tell you, Ciders!” Seymour said triumphantly.
Bull pointed a finger. “Shut up, mailman!”
Ciders stepped up to Eddie. “Since when did you become a forensics expert?”
Eddie rolled his eyes. “I don’t have to be a forensics expert to recognize my own family’s pizza sauce!”


CHAPTER 5
The Postman and His Second Slice
Do you realize what you’ve done? . . . You, with your sloppy mass of misinformation, your atrocious taste, and your idiotic guesswork?!
—“It’s So Peaceful in the Country,” William Brandon, Black Mask magazine, November 1943
 
 
 
CHIEF CIDERS SNATCHED the shirt from Eddie’s hand and put the cloth to his nose. With a grunt he turned to glare at Bull McCoy.
“I thought you said these clothes were covered in blood!”
“It . . . It looked like blood to me—” Bull said.
“It reeks of garlic and oregano, you knucklehead!”
“Sheesh, Uncle Wade! You didn’t expect me to actually sniff it, did you?”
Seymour stepped forward. “Can I have my clothes back now?”
“No,” the chief said. “They’re still going to the state’s forensics people. If there’s any blood, fibers, or anything whatsoever incriminating on here, they’ll pick it up, and I’ll want to know about it.”
Ciders shoved the shirt back at Eddie, who shrugged and stuffed it into a plastic evidence bag.
“Damn pizza stains,” Seymour muttered, folding his arms. “That uniform’s ruined anyway.”
“Wash them in white vinegar and cold water,” Eddie suggested. “Works every time.”
Ciders shot his second-in-command a nasty look. “You a law enforcement officer or a spaghetti bender?”
“Family traditions die hard. Here, Seymour, I had these in my trunk.” Eddie tossed the mailman a pair of navy running shorts and an extra-large white T-shirt with HOT PIZZA! emblazoned on the front and WE DELIVER! on the back along with the phone number of his family’s restaurant.
Seymour stuffed his chicken legs into the running shorts. They looked pretty tight over his boxers, even with the elastic band, but he didn’t have much choice in attire at the mo Then he pointed to Ciders.
“Listen up, Chief. I don’t have a lawyer yet, but I’m going to hire one. A civil rights attorney who’s gonna sue you and this whole stinking town for false arrest!”
Seymour started for the door. Ciders blocked his exit.
“Where do you think you’re going, Tarnish?”
“Leaving!”
“You’re not going anywhere,” the chief said. “You’re not out of hot water yet.”
“Oh, yes, I am.”
Seymour stepped to the right. So did the chief. He stepped to his left. The chief followed. I knew this dance wasn’t going to go on much longer. For one thing, Bull’s fingers were moving toward his nightstick.
“Crap,” I muttered, feeling guilty for getting Seymour into this mess. Then I launched myself between the two angry men.
“Stop it right now!” I cried.
Baby, are you nuts?!
“You’re both acting like children!” I added, ignoring the ghost.
I pushed at Ciders, but it was my flat leather sandals that went skidding across the polished hardwood. Then Seymour charged and I was shoved in the opposite direction. Before I knew it, I was pressed against Chief Ciders’s chest, his cold badge digging into my cheek. Somewhere in my head, I heard the ghost cursing.
What do you think you’re doing, sister?! Get the hell outta there!
“That’s enough, guys! Break it up!” I yelled.
The men finally broke their clinch so suddenly I nearly dropped to the hardwood. Ciders reached out to steady me. Meanwhile, to my surprise, Seymour turned his rage on me.
“Don’t think I’m going to forgive you, either, Pen! You’re the rat fink who fingered me! Bull told me. Making up a crazy story about how I was covered in blood. You should be ashamed of yourself!”
Aw, blow it out your mailbag, you stupid—
“How could I know what you were covered in, Seymour! You didn’t even stop after I almost ran you down. You just took off! Why did you run away?”
Seymour blinked at my question. “It . . . It was that darn pizza,” he said, the bluster going out of him. “I brought four slices up to the mansion today. Two for me, two for Miss Todd.”
“You brought lunch for her?” I locked eyes with Seymour. “Just how well did you know Miss Todd?”
He shrugged. “Pretty well now. I’ve been delivering her mail for a decade. At first I never saw her. Then one day, a few years back, I delivered something she had to sign for. Miss Todd answered the door with a book in her haorning. The hotshots are already at work, their kids are either in school or at some exclusive horsey summer camp, and the ladies who lunch don’t exactly do their own yard work. Sometimes I’ll see a maid or a gardener, but there wasn’t anyone on the street during my rounds today.”
“So what happened after you left Miss Todd’s house?”
Seymour scratched his head. “Well, I didn’t leave right away. I was really hungry by then, and that delicious pizza smell was driving me nuts, so I sat down under that big oak tree in her front yard and ate my lunch. And then I ate the cheese off of one of Miss Todd’s slices—waste not, want not, right?”
“You said you were really hungry?”
“Starving.”
“Then you must have been in a hurry to eat, right?”
“Right.”
“Were you in enough of a hurry to neglect latching Miss Todd’s door properly?”
Seymour closed his eyes. “Oh, damn. I did that once before.”
“Okay, so that’s why the doors were opened. The wind must have blown them in and knocked down the mail and overturned the little table.”
“That’s a stretch, Mrs. McClure,” Ciders said.
Tell him, doll.
“There wasn’t any blood in the foyer—not on the mail or the floor leading up to the corpse. So the ‘signs’ of a struggle are suspect if there’s another explanation, right? Wouldn’t a defense attorney argue that?”
Ciders scowled. “You’re reaching.”
I turned back to Seymour. “What happened after you ate your lunch?”
“I was full and it was a hot day,” Seymour said. “I kind of nodded off. When a squirrel ran across my chest, I finally woke up.”
“And that sauce on your uniform?” Eddie prompted.
“The squirrel spooked me, and I rolled over Miss Todd’s two slices. Got the sauce all over me. But that isn’t why I was running—”
Bull McCoy snorted. “What? You’re afraid of squirrels?”
“When I woke up, I realized I was late making the rest of my deliveries. Real late. Last month, I got slapped with a reprimand, and I didn’t need another one on my record.”
Seymour looked at his Wonder Woman watch, then openly glared at Bull McCoy. “I’m still not done with my deliveries, thanks to Deputy Dawg here.”
Bull’s face flushed. “Watch your mouth—”
Seymour smirked. “Bite me, Bull!”
Bull steh, Ilaughing.
“You’re not helping, Jack!”
Oh, yeah? Watch this—
A brisk, cold breeze suddenly banged the dining room window so hard the two men started. I heard another bang and realized Jack had blown in the front doors, too. (Nothing like making your point!)
“Calm down!” I shouted, taking advantage of the momentary surprise. I pushed against them until I held the two at arm’s length. “You have to get a grip, Seymour.” Then I shifted my gaze to Bull McCoy and Chief Ciders. “And you both know Seymour’s innocent. Why don’t you let him go?”
Chief Ciders shook his head. “Pizza sauce or no pizza sauce, he’s still my prime suspect in this murder—”
“Sorry, Chief, but I don’t think so.”
The deep voice that interrupted was new to the gathering. All eyes shifted to the doorway, where Dr. Randall Rubino was now standing.
A divorced Bostonian, Rubino had moved to Newport to start his life over. A few months back, he’d agreed to remain on-call for Ciders whenever the town of Quindicott needed an official medical ruling on a death. Then just a few weeks ago, Rubino decided to make another move—to Quindicott itself. Now he lived on the other end of Larchmont Avenue, where he was preparing to take over the practice of our local GP, who was retiring to the Florida Keys in another month.
Rubino wasn’t anything like the town’s longtime physician, a short, lean, balding sixty-eight-year-old. The young doctor was more like one of those physicians you saw on the daytime soaps—tall, fortyish, with darkly handsome features and a toothpaste-commercial smile. Between his good looks and impressive profession, he’d become a pretty popular guy with some of the locals (most of them female).
Today Dr. Rubino was dressed in wrinkled, salt-stained khakis and scuffed deck shoes. The man had a private boat and a passion for fishing, so I wasn’t surprised when Eddie mentioned picking him up at Mullet Point, which had some of the best ocean fishing in the state. Rubino’s tanned face had just the right amount of weathering, and his wavy brown hair had been raked by the wind.
Whoa, I thought, the man even smells like the sea.
You mean he reeks of fish?
“Easy, Jack. Don’t go getting jealous on me.”
Jack grunted—and got a whole lot colder. With a little shiver, I rubbed my bare arms.
The chief turned to Rubino. “Okay, Doctor, I’m listening. Explain what you mean.”
“I mean Miss Todd wasn’t murdered.”
“Go on,” Ciders said.
“It’s simple,” Rubino said. “Miss Todd died of natural causes, not foul play. In my opinion she suffered a massive and instantly fe brawn than brains. Just think about this logically for a second. What possible motive would I have for frightening poor old Miss Todd to death?”
Ciders’s face reddened. He didn’t have an answer. The room fell silent. No one moved. And then the doorbell loudly buzzed. We all tensed. Ciders gestured to the front door with an angry jerk of his thumb.
“Eddie! See who that is!”
He did. And a moment later he reappeared with a small, middle-aged man at his side.
Ciders faced the newcomer with zero patience. “Who are you and what do you want?!” he roared.
“My name is Emory Philip Stoddard, Esquire,” the little man said, clearing his throat. “I am, or rather . . . I was Miss Todd’s legal representative. I received a call from your dispatcher to come immediately—”
Ciders cursed. “Sorry, Mr. Stoddard. Sorry about the yelling there. My bark is worse than my bite sometimes. I forgot I told Joyce to call your office.”
Seymour rolled his eyes. “I get strip-searched, falsely accused of murder, and prevented from doing my job, but the lawyer gets a formal apology over a little harsh language?”
Ciders shook the lawyer’s hand, and introductions were made all around—though the chief pointedly neglected to introduce Seymour.
As I greeted the man, it occurred to me that Mr. Stoddard was the polar opposite of Dr. Rubino. Where the doctor was a tanned, toned GQ-type clad in rough-looking outerwear, Mr. Stoddard was a rough-looking character swathed in a GQ package.
About five-foot-two, he had a ruddy complexion with a receding blond hairline, a hawkish nose beneath smallish light eyes, and a pudgy body immaculately wrapped in a tailored cobalt suit. His Windsor knot was perfect, the thin silver bar gleaming as it held his Italian silk tie firmly in place along his opalescent dress shirt. He wore matching cuff links, too, with which he continually fidgeted.
“I guess Joyce explained the situation,” Ciders said.
Mr. Stoddard nodded. “I understand that Miss Todd has passed. Can you tell me what happened?”
“Yeah, Chief,” Seymour piped up. “Tell the man what happened.”
Ciders scowled. “Mr. Tarnish here was just leaving.”
“Tarnish?” Mr. Stoddard repeated. “Are you by any chance Mr. Seymour Tarnish?”
Seymour nodded. “The one and only. What’s it to you?”
“It so happens that you’re mentioned in Miss Todd’s last will and testament,” Mr. Stoddard replied.
Seymour’s jaw went slack. “Huh?”
inheriting something as a result of Miss Todd’s death?”
Mr. Stoddard nodded. “And so is Mrs. McClure and her aunt. I’ll be holding a meeting in my office forthwith.”
“What exactly is this man getting?” Ciders asked with naked suspicion.
“Oh, I am sorry, Chief, but for now that’s confidential.”
Ciders folded his arms and smirked. “Well, whatever the hell Miss Timothea Todd left her mailman, it better not be valuable. Because if Mr. Tarnish here winds up inheriting anything more than a souvenir ashtray and some dusty old books, I’d say that’s a motive for murder.”


CHAPTER 6
Beneficiaries
I loathe these dives . . . They look as if they only existed after dark, like ghouls.
—Raymond Chandler, “Blackmailers Don’t Shoot,” Black Mask, December 1933 (Chandler’s debut short story)
 
 
 
AFTER LEAVING MISS Todd’s mansion, I’d watched clouds roll in all afternoon. Now it was twilight and darkness descended with more murk than usual for a warm June night.
Heeding Mr. Stoddard’s official request to appear in his Millstone office at eight P.M., Aunt Sadie and I closed the bookshop early, leaving the Community Events room in the trustworthy hands of the Yarn Spinners reading group as well as our young part-timer, Bonnie.
Seymour Tarnish picked us up in his pristine, vintage 1975 lime green “breadloaf” Volkswagen bus. We piled in, dropped off my son, Spencer, at the home of his best buddy, Danny Keenan (the son of Seymour’s old friend, “Bottle Rocket Keith” Kennan), and then headed for the highway.
Seymour didn’t say much as he drove us to Millstone, which was unusual for the loquacious mailman. Wearing a slightly wrinkled blue suit, white shirt, and Mighty Mouse tie wide enough to double as a lobster bib, he stared at the road ahead, seemingly lost in his own thoughts.
Your postal pal looks nervous, Jack said.
“Can you blame him?” I whispered in my head. “Given the day he’s had?”
Back at Miss Todd’s mansion, Chief Ciders had wanted to continue detaining and questioning Seymour, but with Dr. Rubino refusing to rule the scene a homicide and Eddie calmly suggesting that they wait for autopsy and forensic results, and Seymour threatening to hire Emory Stoddard on the spot to represent him, Ciders finally backed off.
Seymour stormed out of the mansion, and I followed, eager to smooth things over. He let me drive him over to Cooper Family Bakery, where I treated him to coffee and a few of Milner Logan’s lighter-than-air doughnuts. Once he calmed down, Seymour assured me (through gulps of Mocha Java and soothing mouthfuls of glazed fried dough) that I was forgiven for my part in the ugly incidehe nasty way they’d treated him.
“There’s the turnoff for Millstone,” I gently told Seymour, pointing to the ramp ahead.
“Oh, yeah . . . Thanks, Pen.”
Seymour was more than familiar with the way to Millstone, but he was looking so spaced-out I thought he could use the reminder. He drove his VW Bus up the steep ramp and turned at the top of the high hill. Skirting the back end of Prescott Woods, we continued to ascend the two-mile grade that led to the town’s center. Millstone’s main street was called Buckeye Lane, but it projected a substantially different atmosphere than Quindicott’s Cranberry Street.
The grand reopening and expansion of our Buy the Book shop a few years back had sparked a real boom in our little town. The new customers we’d attracted with reading groups, author signings, and book events came from all over the region, and before or after their visit with us, they began patronizing stores close by. Soon Napp Hardware, Cooper Family Bakery, Franzetti’s Pizza, Mr. Koh’s Grocery, Donovan’s Pub, the Seafood Shack, and a half dozen other shops were able to invest in new awnings, improved interiors, and local advertising, which helped spur even more commerce.
The Finches became successful enough to convert the condemned Charity Point Lighthouse into an extension of their bed-and-breakfast business. They’d even fulfilled a longtime dream of opening the town’s first and only gourmet French restaurant, Chez Finch, next to Quindicott Pond.
Our town’s latest story of commercial resurrection involved the (formerly) broken-down, boarded-up Movie Town Theater. Its grand reopening was just last month. Not only did the restoration of the old theater’s Art Deco façade and plush interior earn it landmark status from the local historical society, but its weekend film-and-lecture series were also drawing huge crowds of students from nearby St. Francis College.
The increased sales taxes had allowed the city government to upgrade the public commons, paint and repair the band-shell, and reinstitute Sunday summer concerts.
Sadly, however, all of this burgeoning new capitalist life had yet to benefit the dead little burg of Millstone—“the Hinterlands,” as some in Q had dubbed it. More than a decade ago, Millstone’s major employer, a textile plant, had shut its doors. A handful of politicians had attempted to revive the town with fresh ideas; but like a depressed neighbor who no longer sees much point in getting out of bed, the people of Millstone were unwilling to rally. No one wanted to take a chance, to invest in anything, not even their own businesses.
The mood was routinely gloomy in Millstone, and the waning summer sunlight hadn’t improved its atmosphere. As Seymour rolled down the town’s pothole-peppered main drag, we passed storefront exteriors in need of repair. But those were the lucky ones. Boarded-up windows and GOING OUT OF BUSINESS signs reminded me of the bad old days in Quindicott when Sadie was about to end the life of the family’s bookstore.
The law offices of Emory Philip Stoddard were located on Whippoorwill Road at the edge of the business district. We turned off Buckeye Lane and searched for the doorway marked 919. Unfortune didn’t smile at us, just stared intently, her liquid dark eyes squinting slightly behind small, rimless glasses. Her focus moved slowly from Sadie to me, then down to the desk. She pressed the intercom button.
“Excuse me, Mr. Stoddard,” she said, “your eight o’clock appointment has arrived. Sadie Thornton, her niece, and the gentleman.”
Sadie glanced back at me. I shrugged. Seymour hadn’t actually arrived yet, but he’d be here any minute.
“Thank you, Miss Tuttle! I’ll be right out.”
The storefront office was so small I could hear Mr. Stoddard’s voice coming from behind the thin door to our right as well as the intercom’s speaker.
Miss Tuttle waved her hand. “You three can go in now.”
Glancing at me again, Aunt Sadie wrinkled her forehead. “Three?”
The door opened and Mr. Stoddard stepped out. When his delicate, small-boned hand shook mine, I noticed a bulky gold ring on his right middle finger. I glanced at it, expecting to see a university insignia, but it was engraved only with a stylized cross, the top of which appeared open, like a sewing needle.
“Is that an Egyptian ankh?” I asked. “On your ring?”
A flash of annoyance momentarily soured Mr. Stoddard’s welcoming expression. “How nice of you to notice,” he said after a pause, but his tone didn’t sound pleased. “A gift from a client. Sign of good luck, I believe.”
While the man spoke, he deliberately twisted the gold circle, hiding the ankh design on the palm side of his hand.
Odd, I thought. Jack agreed.
You said it, honey.
After greeting my aunt, Mr. Stoddard looked around the small waiting room. He glanced at the young woman in the black dress.
“Miss Tuttle, you said over the intercom that all three had arrived? Where is Mr. Tarnish?”
The young woman smirked at Stoddard, as if he were being ridiculous. “There’s a third with her.” She pointed at me, her tone implying this should have been obvious to everyone. “The man wearing the fedora and the double-breasted suit.”
I held my breath as the girl stared at me.
“Jack?” I silently whispered. “Can she see you?”
How should I know? Ask her!
The moment Jack spoke in my head, the young woman’s annoyed expression changed to surprise. “Oh,” she said, shifting her focus back to the lawyer. “It’s not Seymour Tarnish. Excuse me, Mr. Stoddard, but I was mistaken.”
“No harm done,” Stoddard replied.
Aunt Sad but I couldn’t shake the young woman’s penetrating gaze. Like a high-intensity floodlight, I continued to feel Miss Tuttle’s focus on me as Mr. Stoddard ushered us into his small office. Frankly, I was relieved when Stoddard closed his door and cut off the girl’s vision.
“Seymour Tarnish is on his way,” I assured Mr. Stoddard. “He gave us a ride over, but he couldn’t find a large enough space for his VW bus.”
“He has a VW bus?” Stoddard asked curiously as he moved around his desk.
I nodded. “Lime green.”
“What year?”
“From the seventies,” I said. “You should ask him about it. He’s very proud of it; keeps it in perfect running order.”
The décor in Stoddard’s office was fractionally better, with expensive-looking red leather chairs instead of the folding variety in the waiting room. The cheap paneling might have made the room as unappealing as the waiting area, but Stoddard had hidden most of the scuffed wood behind elaborately framed original artwork as well as diplomas, award plaques, and certificates.
As we took our seats, Stoddard sank into a high-backed executive chair of quilted leather. It looked costly and brand-new—unlike the dull, nicked surface of his walnut desk. Before we could exchange more than a few words, a strident buzz interrupted us.
“Seymour Tarnish is here now,” Miss Tuttle announced, loud enough to be heard without the intercom.
Seymour entered a moment later. He nodded at us, shook Stoddard’s hand, and sat down in the chair next to mine.
“Let’s begin, shall we?” Mr. Stoddard said. “All three of you are here because you’re specifically mentioned in the last will and testament of Miss Timothea Todd, amended for the final time on March 24 of this year.”
Stoddard steepled his fingers. “This won’t be a formal reading of the will because other beneficiaries are also mentioned in the document, and for now those sections will remain confidential.”
“Other beneficiaries?” I silently repeated. “I wonder who they are.”
So do I, Jack said. And why all the hush-hush? Why are you three the only ones invited to this party? Didn’t the old dame have any relatives?
“I don’t think so, Jack. Not living, anyway. I asked Aunt Sadie that question, and she said Miss Todd never married or had children; never mentioned any other family, either.”
Stoddard swiveled his chair slightly to face Sadie and me. “As the owners of Buy the Book on Cranberry Street, the two of you have supplied Miss Todd with reading material for many years. She wanted to return the favor after her passing, so Miss Todd has bequeathed your store the entire contents of her large and varied library.”
“Mercy!” Sadie exclaimed.
“Wow,” I said.
“Every book in the Todd mansion is yours, ladies, with the exception of one special volume located in the master bedroom, which is to go to Mr. Tarnish as part of his inheritance.”
“What do you know,” Seymour said, glancing at me and Sadie. “She left me a book, too.”
“That’s not all she left you, Mr. Tarnish.” The lawyer swiveled his chair again and met Seymour’s eyes. “You have also inherited all of Miss Todd’s property in Quindicott.”
Seymour stared. “What?”
“You have inherited the property on Larchmont Avenue and everything inside it. You have also inherited the land the structure is built on, as well as the two outbuildings.”
“Holy cow,” I whispered.
“Heavens to Betsy,” Sadie rasped.
Seymour still hadn’t uttered a word. He simply sat stiff as a cold corpse, his eyes bugging out.
“Mr. Tarnish,” Stoddard said, “do you understand what I’m telling you? You are the primary beneficiary of Miss Todd’s estate. You have just inherited her Larchmont Avenue mansion.”
“Seymour?” Aunt Sadie called. “Did you hear the man?”
Seymour failed to respond.
Will somebody shake that lug already! He’s staring into space like a beached sperm whale.
“I think we should get him some water,” I announced.
Mr. Stoddard buzzed his receptionist. The young woman in the black dress strode in with a bottle of water and a paper cup. We all waited for Seymour to take a long drink and get a grip. I tried not to look at the girl, who continued to stare at me through her rimless glasses.
What’s with the chippy in black over here? Can she see me or not?
“I can’t even see you, Jack. I can only hear you.”
Well, can she hear me then?
“How should I know,” I told the ghost. “Why don’t you ask her—”
Okay, baby, if you insist.
“Wait, Jack, maybe that’s not such a—”
HEY THERE, SISTER! WHAT DO YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY?!
A frigid blast of air swirled through the room. For a moment, I sat unmoving; then with emotions somewhere between dread and curiosity, I forced myself to look at the young woman. She folded her arms, arched a jaded eyebrow, and smirked in my die.
“Oh, my God, Jack,” I told the ghost. “I think she can see you and hear you.”
Gee, ya think so?
“Yes, and I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’re the first spook to say BOO to her, either.”
“My, there’s a chill in here all of a sudden!” Aunt Sadie rubbed her arms. “Is your air conditioner broken, Mr. Stoddard? We have that same problem in our building all the time.”
“I don’t know.” Mr. Stoddard scratched his receding hairline. “I’ll have to have it checked.”
Sadie and Mr. Stoddard frowned at me. I shrunk a little farther into my red leather chair.
“I’m sorry for the interruption. I didn’t mean it,” I said quickly, silently adding: except where it concerns a certain self-satisfied specter!
“Please continue, Mr. Stoddard,” Sadie said.
Stoddard cleared his throat and turned toward Seymour. “As I was saying, Miss Todd has esight.”
Those tony new neighbors of Postal Boy here are in for a shocker, aren’t they?
“I think so,” I told the ghost.
Sadie exchanged a look with me, and I bit my tongue to keep from laughing.
“Wait till I tell Brainert!” Seymour grinned at us with the thought. “I’m going to be neighbors with half the St. Francis deans! That little academic snob will turn pea green with envy!”
Mr. Stoddard fingered his cuff links. “So, Mr. Tarnish, let me confirm. You aren’t interested in renting the property? Is that right?”
“That’s right.”
“But what about selling it?”
“Selling it?”
“Yes, take a look at this.”
Stoddard opened a manila folder on his desk. Then he turned it around so Seymour could read the document filed inside. The expensive stationery bore the gold-embossed letterhead of The Lindsey-Tilton Partnership, LLC.
“As Miss Todd’s legal representative, I received this offer early in the year. As you can see, it is quite generous—”
Seymour whistled. “They offered Miss Todd a million bucks for that old house?”
Stoddard nodded. “An executive from the Lindsey-Tilton group has been tracking the steadily growing success of the Finch Inn, and planned to turn Todd Mansion into the town’s second bed-and-breakfast. The Larchmont address affords easy access to the hiking and birder trails in Montague’s Woods, and is additionally a quick trip to the fishing at Mullet Point. Your town’s restored Art Deco cinema and its well-publicized film programs are creating quite a sensation in our region, and Chez Finch just got that rave review in the Providence paper.”
“How did Miss Todd respond to this offer?” Seymour asked.
“As you know, Timothea was getting on in years and was not in the best of health. I tried to convince her to take the deal, move to a beautiful seaside retirement home in Newport, but she refused.”
Stoddard placed his palms down on the desk and leaned forward. “In fact, it was shortly after this letter arrived that Miss Todd altered the will in your favor.”
“Who was to inherit the house before the amendment?” I asked.
Mr. Stoddard’s gaze shifted to me. “Miss Todd has a surviving sister, who was originally named in the will.”
“A sister?” I said. I turned to my aunt. “Did you know Miss Todd had a living sister?”
Aunt Sadie shook her head. “She never mentioned one.”
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My eyes opened wider at that. “Of course—Miss Todd’s sister.”
I cleared my throat. “Mr. Stoddard, I have a question. Isn’t Miss Todd’s sister upset about not being left the Larchmont property? I mean, can’t she contest the will?”
Stoddard nodded. “The woman could take legal action, but I doubt she will. You see, Miss Todd and her sister were estranged for decades—and the sister has told me she wants nothing to do with the house. Although if Seymour were to die before the title is legally transferred, the property would automatically revert to Miss Todd’s closest living relative, which would be her sister.”
“Why doesn’t the woman want anything to do with Todd Mansion?” Sadie asked.
“It’s quite silly, really. You see, she believes that Todd Mansion is, well . . .”
“Yeah,” Seymour piped up. “Todd mansion is what?”
“Cursed.”
“What do you mean ‘cursed’?” Seymour asked.
“Haunted would be more accurate,” Stoddard said. “Haunted by evil spirits.”
For a few seconds no one made a sound. Then I watched Aunt Sadie’s eyebrows lift and Seymour’s jaw literally drop open. My own mind raced back to the expression of mortal dread on the face of Miss Todd’s corpse, along with that chilly cold spot.
Seymour cleared his throat. “Look, Mr. Stoddard, I know you’re a smart guy and all, but I have a suggestion for you. Don’t ever take up real estate as a profession, ’cause you don’t know the first thing about pumping up the property to a prospective owner!”
Stoddard sat back in his leather chair and folded his hands over his belly. “You must understand that I don’t put much stock in Timothea’s sister’s opinion. I merely mentioned the woman’s theory in answer to your question. Remember, Mr. Tarnish, the sisters were estranged for many years. Why, I doubt that Mrs.”—Stoddard caught himself—“excuse me, that Miss Todd’s sister has set foot in the mansion for decades.”
Get her name, baby.
“Excuse me,” I interrupted. “I’m just so curious . . . Can’t you tell us the woman’s name? We’ll keep it confidential.”
“I’m sorry, Mrs. McClure. It’s a matter of trust. Miss Todd’s sister insists on privacy. Of course, once I’ve finished executing the will, it shall enter the public record—”
“When will you finish executing the will?” I asked, maybe a little too urgently. Mr. Stoddard’s neutral expression changed.
“Hard to estimate at this time,” he replied, his eyes narrowing on me with open suspicion. “Could be three months, maybe six. There’s quite a bit of paperwork; transfers; and, of course, federal, state, and local taxes to be handled.”
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“I really couldn’t say.” Stoddard shrugged. “I mean, Miss Todd dwelled in that house for years without complaint.”
I frowned. “But Chief Ciders told me that Miss Todd summoned officers to her home a number of times in recent weeks. He said she was complaining of hearing strange noises.”
Stoddard sighed. “Miss Todd discussed the matter with me, as well. She seemed genuinely frightened, though I did my best to soothe her fears. And I believe fears were all they ever were. You see, Timothea’s behavior had become increasingly erratic since a trivial incident that occurred last summer.”
“What incident?” I asked.
Stoddard waved his hand as if dismissing the subject. “It doesn’t much matter now.”
Jump on that, doll. Push him for more. But don’t make him nervous. Keep it conversational.
I cleared my throat, wrinkled my brow. “But I’d like to know,” I said. “Wouldn’t you, Aunt Sadie?”
“Well, yes,” said Sadie. “I suppose so—”
“It was just a problem with the gas main on Larchmont,” Stoddard said.
“Oh, I remember that!” Seymour turned to me and Sadie. “That Wolfe Construction crew resurfacing Larchmont dug a little too deep. A backhoe ruptured the gas main—”
“Yes, I remember, too,” Sadie said. She shook her head. “That’s the same construction company that’s been blocking Bud’s hardware store.”
“They win a lot of the bids for the city,” said Seymour.
Sadie turned to Stoddard. “Weren’t some of those big houses on the avenue evacuated when that gas main was broken?”
“Only one, I’m afraid,” Stoddard replied. “The damaged gas main was right in front of Miss Todd’s gate, so she was forced to leave her home for almost ten days while the leak was capped and the pipes repaired.”
“That would have been a terrible inconvenience,” I conceded. “But why would that have affected Miss Todd?”
“She had a psychological attachment to the mansion,” Stoddard said. “Leaving caused her distress.” Stoddard sighed and looked down, studying the nicked desk. “At first she wouldn’t leave, despite the danger. Volunteer firemen literally had to drag her out. I convinced Timothea not to return for her own safety.”
“Where did you take her?” Sadie asked.
“The Finch Inn was booked, so I found a nice room at a hotel in Newport. But the drive there was difficult. Timothea hadn’t been inside a car in decades, and the farther from Quindicott we traveled, the more agitated she became.”
Sadie sighed. “The poor woman.”
“When we arrived at the hotel, I nt size="3">“NO!” I said, a little too forcefully.
Seymour stared. “Why the heck not? Listen, after they banish the ‘spirits’ from your bookstore on national television, you’ll be swamped with new customers!”
Jack’s chilly presence was getting colder by the second. Will somebody tell this Alvin to put a sock in it.
As if he’d heard Jack, too, Stoddard loudly cleared his throat. “Yes, well, let’s move on, shall we?” He reached for a second file and handed it to Sadie. “This is a list of the books Miss Todd has bequeathed you. There are several hundred first-edition mystery novels and true-crime volumes dating back to the 1950s. I’ve made arrangements to have them boxed and delivered to your store by the close of business this Friday.”
Sadie placed the file in her lap. “Thank you.”
“I see no reason to dally, do you? Miss Todd’s wishes were clear.”
“Funny,” I told Jack. “Her wishes were clear about the disposition of the house, too, but Mr. Stoddard seems willing to forgo that.”
Yeah, baby. He does.
“It’s obvious Miss Todd didn’t want her house sold to strangers. Yet Stoddard’s ready, willing, and able to broker a deal for Seymour.”
There’s a lot less bucks in old books than in hot real estate.
“And Stoddard keeps pretending the mansion isn’t haunted. But I felt that cold spot myself. Do you think it’s possible for a living person to manipulate a ghost into scaring someone to death?”
Jack didn’t answer.
Emory Stoddard checked his watch again. “That concludes my business with you ladies,” he said, punctuating the point by rising from his executive chair. “I think it would be best if you both departed now and allowed Mr. Tarnish and I to finalize the paperwork. We have several documents, title, and transfers to review, sign, and notarize.”
“But we came with Seymour,” Aunt Sadie said. “He gave us a ride over.”
“Oh, in that case, let me call you a cab,” Stoddard said, reaching for the phone.
“Don’t bother,” Seymour said, rising, too. “This time of night, you can’t get a car service out here in under an hour.” Seymour dug into his pocket for car keys and began to work one key off of it. “Here, Pen, take my extra key and drive the bus back to the bookstore. Just park it by a curb on Cranberry. I’ll take the cab and pick it up when I’m done here.”
“That won’t be necessary, Mr. Tarnish,” Stoddard insisted. “I’d be happy to drive you back to Quindicott once we’re finished here.”
“Great,” Seymour said. “It’s settled then.”
“Mr. Stoddard was a perfect gentleman, dear. What are you talking about?”
“I’m talking about Stoddard pressuring Seymour into selling Miss Todd’s home.”
“You call that pressuring?” In the dim light of the car, I could see my aunt shaking her head. “It sounded to me like Stoddard was simply explaining that option to Seymour—and he rejected it pretty firmly, too. But, you know . . . maybe Seymour should sell.”
“Why? Do you think Miss Todd’s house really is haunted?”
“Heavens, no.” Sadie waved her hand. “But even if it were, that’s nothing to cause alarm. My word! Look at Finch Inn. It’s supposed to be haunted, yet Fiona and Barney have never seen an apparition. And half the inns in Newport have ghost stories attached to them, not to mention the landmark buildings. Fiona tells me the stories are good for business. And you know that’s one reason we started our occult book section.”
“I know.”
Sadie laughed. “Why, I’ve heard stories that parts of this very road are haunted. Some phantom car, which was run off Buckeye Lane years ago, supposedly comes back to haunt random drivers. And don’t you remember, dear, what Seymour said about our very own bookshop? It’s supposed to be haunted, too!”
“Ah, yes. I do seem to recall something like that—”
“When you first moved in with me, you did mention some strange things happening.”
“True.”
“But then you settled in and that all went away. Now, I’m sure if you actually saw a ghost in our bookshop, or continually heard strange noises, you’d tell me, wouldn’t you?”
“Um—”
“Of course you would! And I’m sure Timothea would have told me if she was afraid of a ghost in her home. No, I’m sorry to say I think the noises she heard were a form of dementia.”
“But I still don’t understand, Aunt Sadie. If you don’t think the mansion is haunted, then why should Seymour sell?”
“Because he’s a bachelor. What’s he going to do all alone in that huge house? His father passed away years ago and his mother’s happy as a clam since she moved to the Florida coast.”
“You don’t think she’ll come up to live with him?”
“Judy Tarnish never did get used to our New England winters. She was raised in the South, and after her husband died, she couldn’t get out of Rhode Island fast enough. In fact, I remember her telling Seymour that the only way she’d come back up here is to attend his wedding.”
“Seymour a groom?” I smiled at that idea. “Can you imagine?”
“You know what they say, Pen. There’s someone for everyone.” Sadie paused and leaned back in her seat. “Now that you mention it, didn’t you get the feeling Seymour was kind of sweem">“I’m glad there’s no traffic tonight,” I said, attempting to change the subject while still trying to get used to the acre of distance between me and the road. My compact car was a lot smaller than Seymour’s VW bus. Between the mass of lime-green metal around me and the height of the front seat, I felt like I was steering an army tank down Buckeye Lane.
“Traffic’s never a problem around here anymore.” Sadie peered out the side window. “It’s sad what’s happened to Millstone.” She shook her head at the empty storefronts, the GOING OUT OF BUSINESS signs. “When I was a little girl, this town was such a pleasure to visit, so alive.”
I slowed to a stop at an intersection, although there was no need. The crossroads were empty. I forged ahead, the tarred road getting blacker by the yard. Not only were storefronts dark; corner streetlamps weren’t always working. Every few blocks, one was either flickering or entirely burned out, which certainly didn’t help the sense of bleak gloom. The uncertain light didn’t make driving Seymour’s VW bus any easier, either.
“This thing is so much harder to handle than my little Saturn.”
“Just go slow, dear. There’s no one behind us.” Sadie glanced into her sideview mirror. “Oh, I’m sorry. I spoke too soon. Someone’s coming up on you now.”
I glanced in the rearview and saw a sedan with a single person visible in the car. I barely glimpsed the driver’s shadowy silhouette before a brilliant light blinded me.
“That driver’s turned on the car’s high beams!”
We were just entering the two-mile stretch that led from the town to the highway’s onramp. Averting my eyes from the mirror, I stuck my hand out the window and waved the car forward. But the stubborn driver just kept rolling along behind me, blasting those high beams.
“What’s that idiot doing?”
Sadie glanced in her side mirror. “I can’t see a thing. Those high beams are too bright!”
I waved again and even hit the horn, but the sedan refused to pass.
“Maybe the driver’s afraid of passing here,” Sadie said.
“Fine then.”
I pressed harder on the gas pedal, increasing my speed to put more distance between Seymour’s vintage van and the tailgater with the high-beam issue.
Sadie leaned over to check the speedometer. “I thought you said you weren’t comfortable driving this thing?”
“I’m not! But Speed Racer here is breathing down my tailpipe!”
Sadie glanced in the mirror again. “Be careful, Penelope. Never let someone else drive your car for you.”
Listen to your auntie, baby. Slow it down.
“Jack! Where’ve you, use your head.
I felt my aunt’s hand on my shoulder. “Keep the wheel steady, Pen.” Her voice was much calmer all of a sudden. “Keep your eyes on the road.”
“Okay.”
My fingers were wrapped so tightly around the steering wheel, my knuckles looked white in the VW’s dim interior. My face was probably just as blanched. But this trip wasn’t over. We were speeding along at close to fifty, and that last turn put us down the steep hill that served as the highway’s onramp.
I could see the heavy traffic just ahead. “There’s no shoulder! I’m going to have to get on!”
“Activate your emergency flashers,” said Sadie, her voice still amazingly steady.
I glanced down for a moment, pushed the hazard button. “Okay! They’re on!”
“Good,” Sadie said. “Just do your best to merge into the highway traffic. The van will slow down on its own as soon as we hit level ground.”
That sounded all well and good, but there was no place to merge. We blew right by the YIELD sign and were now speeding toward the highway’s crowded right lane.
Honk the horn, baby! Warn these people away from you!
Good idea! I pumped the horn, sent out a succession of nasal VW beeps.
For a second, the lane showed me an opening, and I thought we were in the clear. Then I saw it: a giant Mac tractor, pulling a dozen cars on its ten-ton trailer. There was no way this massive truck could slow down fast enough. A fog-horn bellow blasted my eardrums.
“Oh, my goodness!” Sadie shouted again. “Look out!”
The onramp ended and the truck’s stack of new cars filled the windshield of the VW. We’re dead, I thought, bracing for the crash—
But it didn’t come.
The wheel in my hand cut sharply to the right. Beneath my fingers, it kept on turning. The stacked cars disappeared as the van’s high beams illuminated high weeds and brush. We bounced so violently, my head bumped the van roof. The turn had slowed us, but we were still moving fast. My hands were still on the wheel but some other force was handling it now, steering the van up a bumpy hillock. The wheel turned again to prevent us from plummeting over the other side.
For a few yards more, we rolled along the high, narrow strip of brush-covered earth, parallel to the highway. Then like the end of a roller-coaster ride from hell, we finally came to a full stop.
I closed my eyes. “Thank you, Jack,” I silently whispered.
My pleasure, baby.
I turned to my aunth,t="6" width="1em">A few seconds later—after we both assured each other that nothing on either of us was bruised or broken—I unlocked my shoulder harness and tried to pop the door.
“It won’t open! My door’s wedged against some high brush. Try your door.”
“Oh, dear. Mine will only open about five inches.”
Just then, I noticed someone had stopped to help. There was no shoulder on this stretch of road, just a narrow strip of weeds below the steep embankment on which we were now stranded. The driver of a car or van couldn’t fit on the thin strip of land below us, but a motorcyclist could—and that was exactly who’d pulled over.
“That’s Leo Rollins’s motorcycle,” Sadie said, pointing.
I recognized the big bronze Harley. Then Leo lifted off his shiny gold helmet and I knew it was him for sure—no one else in the area had Leo’s shaggy yellow hair and dark blond beard. Leo’s mountain-man build was a giveaway, too; and for a big man, he climbed the steep, uneven embankment with surprising agility.
I rolled down the window. “We need help!”
“I can see that,” he said. “You hurt?”
Leo was a man of few words and when he did speak his voice was so low and deep, I expected the floor to tremble, like it did for those sub-woofers he sold in his electronics store.
I didn’t know the man very well; Sadie didn’t, either. Ever since he moved to our town a few years ago, he pretty much kept his own counsel. The man’s beard was more famous around town than anything he’d ever done or said. It grew in inverse proportion with the length of the New England days—the shorter the days, the longer his beard. By the time Christmas came around, and his whiskers were about down to his pectorals, he always put in a book order with us. Last year’s included Lee Child’s and Michael Connelly’s entire backlists. We fulfilled it the last week of January and by the first week of February he was holed up alone in his Vermont cabin till March. For the past few years, he’d gone every year like clockwork.
“We’re okay,” I assured Leo. “Just a little shaken up.”
“Thank you for stopping,” Sadie called from the passenger seat.
“I saw the whole thing,” Leo told us, pointing to the end of the onramp. “Seymour almost T-boned that Mac truck’s trailer. Where is he?” Leo glanced inside the vehicle.
“Seymour wasn’t driving,” I said.
Leo frowned. “But this is his breadloaf bus.”
“He lent it to us to get home.”
“I’m phoning Bud,” Sadie called to us, pulling out her cell phone. “He can pick us up and take us home. And he’ll know who to call to tow this thing.”
“Good idea.” While Sadie placed her call, I turned back to Leo. “Can you help me get out of here? The door’s wedged shut.”
Mutely, Leo s about his vintage VW bus. He was relieved that we were okay but furious about the brakes failing. Cursing a blue streak, he vowed to us he’d just had the thing inspected at Scotch Brothers Motors.
“Wait till I get my hands on Patrick Scotch!”
“Don’t be too sure it’s Patrick’s fault,” I told him.
“Why?” Seymour asked. “What do you mean?”
“I mean, I think it’s awfully coincidental that your brakes failed right after you inherited Miss Todd’s mansion. That’s what I mean.”
Seymour told me to chill out. “Don’t go all conspiracy theory on me, Pen. The bus is pretty old.”
“But you just had it inspected, didn’t you?”
“Yeah, supposedly,” Seymour said. “But Patrick Scotch is turning into a real rip-off artist. He charged me an arm and a leg for dubious repairs to my ice cream truck, and I wouldn’t be surprised if his inspection on my breadloaf was slipshod. It’s time for me to find a new mechanic.”
“But it is suspicious. You have to admit.”
“I’ll only admit I need to get someone reliable to overhaul my VW’s brakes.”
Bud and the tow truck had arrived by then. Leo Rollins was already gone. He’d stuck around only long enough to give his statement to the Staties—which, unfortunately, contradicted our statement since he’d said that he sure didn’t see any sign of a sedan behind us. Then he’d rumbled away on his bronze Harley.
Before Leo departed, I’d asked him about the strange design on the hilt of his dagger. He’d claimed he didn’t know anything about the design or what it meant—just saw it in the window of a Newport antiques shop one day and picked it up for a steal.
You believe that? Jack had asked.
“What else should I believe?” I’d told the ghost. “You still haven’t told me your own connection with that odd design.”
Once again, the ghost clammed up.
Now we were back home, and Bud was pulling up to the curb in front of our bookstore’s front window. I jumped down from the van to give my aunt and her sweetheart some privacy for their goodnight. Then she climbed down, too. Bud drove off, and together we pushed through our shop’s front door.
Not bothering with the lights in the main store, I moved through the archway, entering the sizeable space we used for reading groups and author appearances. My aunt was right: I could see right away that the knitting-mystery enthusiasts were gone. Only Bonnie was left.
“Hi!” she said, glancing up from her floor-sweeping with the apple-cheeked enthusiasm of the unburdened young.
Like her brother, Bonnie Franzetti had thick, black hair, but where Eddie’s was straight, hers was curly. She wore it just past her chin, which flattered her heart-shaped face and big, brown, long-la thrs, Shaker-style rockers, and a variety of floor lamps throughout the shop. Jacking up the “comfy” factor had increased shop traffic significantly. Tourists found the bookstore “quaint,” like stepping into a New Englander’s private library, and locals found the atmosphere so comfortable they browsed longer and bought more.
For all of the store’s casual coziness, however, we were still a business. We used display tables, cardboard book dumps, window clings, shelf-talkers, eye-catching standees, and signage near the picture window to inform local customers and window-shoppers alike what was new in stock.
As I stepped past the cardboard displays for the newest front-list releases from Dean Koontz, Jacqueline Winspear, and Alexander McCall Smith, I finally saw the Zara Underwood standee.
I’d put the thing together, and I well remembered what the two-dimensional cutout of the stripper-turned-actress-turned-writer was supposed to look like. The big-breasted blond had posed holding a revolver against her thigh. She wore high heels, white stockings held up with a garter belt, a powder-blue bustier, and matching frilly panties. The outfit was the exact same one described in a key scene of Bang, Bang Baby, Zara’s debut crime novel.
At the moment, however, I couldn’t tell what the woman was wearing. Her entire body from her neck to her ankles had been wrapped like a mummy in four different kinds of yarn.
“Oh, for pity’s sake.”
Bonnie quickly stepped up. “I’m sorry, Mrs. McClure. But I couldn’t stop them.”
Them being the Yarn Spinners?” I pointed to the fuzzy threads of lemon yellow, turquoise blue, neon pink, and white cashmere crisscrossing Zara Underwood’s cardboard torso. “I mean, who else, right?”
Bonnie nodded and Jack started laughing again in my head.
“What’s so funny?” I silently snapped.
The cardboard dame’s holding the rod. But she’s the one who got covered!
“After the Spinners left,” Bonnie said in a rush, “I tried to undo it and pull it all off, but those ladies are really good at making knots! I didn’t want to risk damaging the standee, so I just left it—”
“It’s okay.” I patted her shoulder and dug out my keys. “Spencer, unlock the stock room and bring me a box cutter.”
“Okay, Mom,” Spencer said, stifling giggles as he hurried away.
Bonnie went home, and Spencer returned to the front of the shop not only with the box cutter but also with an arm-load of Bang, Bang, Baby.
“The dump’s almost empty, Mom.”
“Thanks, honey. I’ll take those.” I grabbed the stack of hardbacks. “Now go upstairs and get readyity’s sre geniuses, or even that this year’s roster of bestselling authors will stand the test of time. But, you know, the novel itself was once considered a ‘disreputable’ genre; and some of the greatest books ever written—in my humble opinion—would be dismissed today as ‘popular’ fiction, given the literary theories of the moment. And I do mean moment, dear.”
“You don’t have to tell me. Brainert Parker’s made the point dozens of times. He still hasn’t gotten over the Norton Anthology leaving out Robert Louis Stevenson from 1968 to 2000.”
“My point exactly! Academia can be as changeable and trendy as the rest of society in what it decides to deem worthy, and people who go out of their way to make others feel bad about their enjoyment of a particular book, even an entire genre, are missing the bigger picture.”
“Which is?”
“At a time when fewer and fewer adults are reading anything, we should be celebrating enthusiasm, not condemning it.”
Flipping the trigger on the box cutter, I exposed the sharp razor. Now I could easily slice through the tangle in front of me.
“Be careful, Penelope. ‘My books are good and yours are bad’ is a dangerous Animal Farm game . . .” Sadie’s voice drifted off as she moved to lock the front door.
“What do you mean?” I called.
“For some people, ‘erudition’ is nothing more than a vehicle for hostility and arrogance; ‘good taste’ merely an excuse for condescension—or worse, censorship.”


CHAPTER 10
Tossed and Turned
Stories of rugged Adventure, and real Romance, rare Western yarns, weird, creepy Mystery tales and the only convincing Ghost Stories to be found anywhere.
—Opening editorial, Black Mask magazine, October 1, 1923 (The same issue that published “Arson Plus,” the first Continental Op story by Dashiell Hammett)
 
 
 
“BE CAREFUL, PENELOPE.”
“Careful of what?”
It was nighttime, and I couldn’t see much: a shadowy dashboard, part of a windshield, gray landscape speeding by like frames from a film noir reel. I was sitting in the front of a large van, but I wasn’t driving.
“Be careful, Penelope,” the voice repeated. It was a male voice. Beyond that, I didn’t recognize it.
I tried swiveling my head toward the driver’s seat, but my neck refused to obey; I turned the other way instead. Now I was looking out the passenger side window, at trees and brush; at weeds flying by.
to the newly cooled room. “Leo Rollins said there was no car behind us tonight. But I saw it in the mirror. A luxury sedan was tailgating us. Sadie saw it, too.”
And Leo didn’t?
“He said he didn’t. But the sedan was right behind me when I turned onto the highway’s onramp—and that road doesn’t lead to anyplace but the highway. So where did the tailgater go?”
You’re sure the car didn’t crash?
“That’s what I thought. But one of the state police officers who took our statements went back up the ramp to check the road and woods nearby. He said there was no crashed car. And nobody else reported seeing an accident, either. That car just vanished. And don’t you find it a tad suspicious that the brakes on Seymour’s VW failed right after he inherited Miss Todd’s mansion?”
Hey, maybe it was just a coincidence.
“You’re kidding, right?”
Only your postal pal’s mechanic can tell you whether his brakes were tampered with. If he finds no physical reason, then you’ll have to consider other theories.
“Like?”
Like you said it yourself. The car vanished. What else vanishes?
“I don’t know what you mean.”
Didn’t your old auntie say something about that road being haunted?
“The phantom car story?”
Seems to me I’m not the only spook in this neighborhood.
I groaned and pulled a pillow over my head. “Are you telling me a phantom driver in a phantom car made Seymour’s brakes fail?”
You may not want to consider it—I know I didn’t, back in my day. But on one of my cases, I had to consider it.
“Consider what?”
You’ll see. It was part of my case.
I pulled the pillow off my head. “Which case? Tell me.”
Close your eyes, baby. Go to sleep . . .
“No. First tell me about your case.”
I’m going to show you. Close your eyes.
“Jack, I really don’t think that’s going to work tonight.”
Why the hell not? We’ve done it before.
“I know. But right now I’m just too wired. There’s no way I’ll be able to nod off.”
I sighed and turned over, feeling frustrated and alone. Lying still in the darkness, I replayed the long day’s events—thought about Seymour and Miss Todd, Mr. Stoddard and his strange assistant, Leo and the failed brakes. Disembodied heads floated in my mind like pieces of a puzzle, but I couldn’t fit them together. As I groaned and turned over again I realized a cool breeze had begun to circle my bedpost. I glanced at the window. My curtains weren’t moving. Neither were the tree limbs outside.
The breeze grew stronger, lifted strands of my auburn hair. I felt the energy, the familiar presence.
Close your eyes, Penelope . . .
“I told you already, Jack, I’m too wired. I can’t fall—”
Don’t argue.
“Fine!” I said, humoring the dead man. “Okay, they’re closed! But I told you—” I paused to yawn. “I’m not at all”—yawn—“sleepy . . .”
 
I OPENED MY eyes.
“Ordering! Two Blue Plates; one ham and Swiss, whiskey down; one bowl of red, make it cry; and burn the British with two eggs—wreck ’em!”
I was sitting on a stool at the counter of an old-time diner. Let me be clear: This was not some retro eatery in a suburban strip mall—a diner built two years ago to appear old. This place actually was old. The olive-green linoleum counter was wash-worn, the tables and chairs visibly rickety. Behind the counter a Caucasian waitress was shouting orders to two black cooks in grease-stained aprons, their white cardboard hats bobbing back and forth in the ordering window like props in a foodie puppet show.
Up front the customers in the place were mostly white men in suits. The few women in the diner wore hats and belted dresses, which fell past their knees. I glanced down at myself and saw that I was dressed just like them—in a light green print dress with short sleeves and a thin, black patent leather belt. I felt stockings on my legs and saw peep-toed pumps on my feet. Someone had given me a pedicure, too, with deep red polish.
I checked my fingers but couldn’t see the nails. My hands were sheathed in white cotton gloves. A patent leather pocketbook with a little black strap sat primly on my lap. I noticed a mirrored case behind the counter, which displayed desserts. I caught a glimpse of my reflection between the cream pies and fruit tarts. My auburn hair, which I usually wore tied back into a no-fuss ponytail, was now hanging down to my shoulders in a sleek, glossy pageboy, the bangs rolled as perfectly as Barbara Stanwyck’s in Double Indemnity. My cheeks were rouged, my eyes (sans glasses) were heavily made up, and my mouth outlined with a lipstick redder than a hazard light. As my finely plucked eyebrows rose, I heard a child’s high-pitched voice ask—
“Who’s she?”
I glanced at the counter stool next to mine, half expecting to see Spencer, but it was another little boy sitting there—one I’da good trimming.
The boys in Quindicott wore T-shirts and jeans, almost exclusively. This boy wore a collared shirt tucked into belted and cuffed gabardine slacks. He didn’t appear older than twelve, yet his frank, appraising brown eyes were staring up at me with an expression older and harder than any twelve-year-old’s I’d ever seen.
“Did ya hear me, Mr. Shepard?” the boy asked. “Who’s she?”
“She’s going to help me with your case, kid. That’s who she is.” The voice was deep, gravelly, and intimately familiar.
I looked past the boy and saw the man. “Jack.”
It took me a minute to get used to the realness of him—the fortyish face with its hard planes and angles; the flat, square chin with its daunting dagger-shaped scar. His sandy-haired head was bare at the moment, but I noticed his gray fedora sitting on the counter in front of him. The double-breasted suit looked familiar, too, with its lines tightly tailored to his broad shoulders and narrow waist.
“Hiya, baby. Welcome back to my world.”
He was gazing at me now, over the boy’s shaggy head, with a kind of bemused expectation—as if waiting for me to react to this trip back in time, back to the world of his memories.
I tore my gaze away from his intense granite eyes to check out the scene beyond the diner’s front window. I could see it was daytime, the sidewalk crowded with pedestrians in ’40s-era garb—men in suits and hats, women in calf-length skirts and dresses. Not one pair of distressed jeans. No flip-flops, T-shirts, tattoos, or piercings. The cars looked like something from a Smithsonian display: heavy metal dinosaurs spewing leaded fossil fuel. A few stories above, the steel-girder framework of an elevated train muted the midday light, dappling the otherwise sunny day with gray shadows and blue shade.
I glanced back at my PI. “What year is it exactly?”
Jack slid a newspaper across the dull olive counter. I skimmed the Times headlines—“Butter Rises to 90 Cents a Pound,” “Truman Hails National Guard,” “Long Island Fire Kills 8.” My gaze searched page one for the date: September 10, 1947. Two years before a bullet sent Jack Shepard to an early afterlife.
“She got a name, Mr. Shepard?” the boy asked.
“She does,” Jack replied, throwing a wink down the counter at me. “But it’s Mrs. McClure to you.”
The boy whistled. “She’s a good looker. She your girl?”
“I’m not his girlfriend,” I said. “I’m his—”
“Secretary,” Jack said.
“Partner,” I corrected. “Remember?”
“We’ll see,” Jack murmured, patting his pocket.
“We’ll see?” I repeated.
“Case by case, honey. Case by case.”
“She went off to work two weeks ago and never came home,” J. J. said.
“Where does she work?” I asked.
“At a school uptown. She’s a teacher.”
“What school exactly?”
The boy shrugged. “She never told me.”
“Where’s your dad, J. J.?”
“What dad?”
I met Jack’s eyes above J. J.’s head. “What do I need to know here?”
“His mother’s a schoolteacher. She went off to work uptown, never came home. Kid doesn’t know where she teaches. Mother never told him.”
My lips pursed. “I know that already. The boy just informed me of those facts.”
“And?” Jack took another drag on his cigarette, blew it out. “What’s your next step?”
My next step? This was your case.”
“Not anymore, baby. If you’re bucking for partner, you’re going to have to show me what you got.”


CHAPTER 11
Lost and Found
Listen, darling, tomorrow I’ll buy you a whole lot of detective stories, but don’t worry your pretty little head over mysteries tonight.
—Detective Nick Charles to his wife, Nora, in The Thin Man, Dashiell Hammett, 1933
 
 
 
I DRUMMED MY white-gloved fingers on the dull green countertop and considered my options. “Just tell me one thing, Jack. What does this case have to do with what’s happening in my time?”
“That’s for me to know and you to find out.” He picked up his coffee cup and threw me a wink. “If you’re up to it.”
“Who’s she?”
Once again, it was a high-pitched voice asking the question, only this time it wasn’t a boy’s. This voice belonged to a grown woman—very grown.
Standing in front of Jack, holding a plate of roast beef and mashed potatoes, was a waitress wearing a pink apron. The woman was young—probably mid-twenties. She was also quite tall and, much like our Zara Underwood standee, built with conspicuously above-average lung capacity. Beneath her little pink waitress hat, her face was roundish, her features handsome. She wore her light blond hair in curls, and her big blue eyes were presently glaring at me.
It was painfully obvious the waitress was unhappy to see some o dull>
Jack tossed an amused glance at me. “Or something.”
The waitress scowled, sizing me up.
“That sure smells good,” J. J. announced, eyeballing the Blue Plate special.
Jack observed the boy. “You hungry?”
J. J. nodded.
“Well, that’s good. ’Cause, come to think of it . . .” Jack scratched the back of his head. “I’m not that hungry after all.”
“No foolin’?”
“No foolin’. So help me out, kid.” Jack slid the plate over. “Take this off my hands, will ya?”
“Sure thing, Mr. Shepard!”
J. J. dug in, shoving the potatoes into his mouth like he hadn’t had a hot meal in days. I met Jack’s eyes again. He shrugged, looked away.
The waitress was still standing in front of him. She propped her shapely hip and put a hand on it. “So what about those big plans of yours, Jack Shepard? The ones you had for us tonight?”
Jack glanced at my raised eyebrow and shifted on his stool. “We’ll have to make it another night, Birdie. See, I just took on a case.” He gestured in the general direction of J. J. and me.
“Oh.” Birdie’s arm fell off her hip and her scowl relaxed into the semblance of a sympathetic frown. She lowered her voice. “The dame and her kid your new clients, huh?”
“Yeah, Birdie, something like that.”
J. J. snickered between bites of roast beef. Jack lightly elbowed him. The waitress caught the exchange and looked me over again.
“You gonna have anything, sister? Or you just gonna sit there takin’ up a seat at my counter?”
“Um—”
“Do me a favor, doll,” Jack murmured. “Don’t order a damn Vesper this time. Go for something that’s been invented in this century.”
“The Vesper was created in this century, Jack. Don’t you remember? Casino Royale, Ian Fleming, 1952.”
“At the moment, dollface, 1952 is still five years away.”
The waitress put a hand on her hip. “Lady, are you gonna order or what?”
“Yes,” I said. “A cup of coffee, please.”
The waitress shook her head. “Big spender,” she muttered, then sashayed away, putting far more swing into her hips (in my opinion) than was necessary for simple locomotion to a coffeemaker. I glanced down the counter and sighed. Jack’s gaze was exactly where I fi6">
Jack put the fedora back on his head and gazed down at me. “To what?”
I pointed to the newsstand. “Didn’t J. J. say he works at that newsstand?”
“Yeah, he did.”
“So we should speak to his boss. He might have some more coherent idea of what happened to his mother.”
“Think so, huh?” Jack’s eyebrow arched. “That’s what I thought, too.” He grabbed my arm. “Come on.”
 
WE SPOKE WITH Mac Dougherty, the newsstand owner who employed J. J. He was thirty-two and blinded in one eye from a grenade battle in Germany’s Hurtgen Forest. Jack had been one of the commanding officers in the field. He clearly thought the world of Jack, but he said he’d never met J. J.’s mother. The only things he knew about the woman were what J. J. had mentioned to him—she was a schoolteacher who taught uptown.
Jack mentioned the possibility of J. J. staying with him, but Dougherty shook his head.
“Wish I could,” he said. “But the wife and I, we already got four mouths to feed and one on the way in a two-bedroom flat. We’re full up. And anyway, J. J. has a place all to himself now, says he can take care of himself.”
I was about to argue but bit my tongue. This was 1947. A man like Mac Dougherty, half-blind, his head already half-gray, had probably grown up fast in the middle of the Depression. J. J.’s situation wouldn’t look the same to him as it did to me.
Jack pulled me to the side. “Okay, baby, what’s your next move?”
I chewed my glossy red lips. “We need to find this Frankie Papps. If he’s the woman’s boyfriend, then he either has a clue to where she went, or else he had something to do with—” I glanced back to the newsstand, made sure J. J. was out of earshot. “I hate to say it, but this Frankie person might have had something to do with ‘disappearing’ the boy’s mother.”
“And how will I find Frankie?”
“Phone book?”
“I’ll save you some time, doll. Frankie wasn’t listed. Probably didn’t even have a phone.”
“What about your cop friends? You used to be on the police force, didn’t you? Before you joined up and went off to fight the Nazis.”
“No record for a Frankie Papps. No driver’s license, either—not under that name.”
“What do you mean that name? Are you saying—” A mechanized roar suddenly drowned out my words. I felt the vibrations of the girders around me and realized a train was passing on the elevated tracks overhead. I waited for the noise to subside. “Are you saying he was using an alias?”
“It’s always a possibility, isn’t it?” Jack folded his arms. “Come on, baby, what’s your next step? f the el train, the snap of high heels on pavement, the rank smell of leaded gasoline, the coolness of the dappled shade beneath the raised subway tracks. “This is all just a dream, isn’t it?”
“It’s more than that and you know it. Come on, honey. Think.”
“Okay. I guess we should search the missing woman’s residence next, look for leads there.”
“Bingo.”
A minute later, Jack was herding us again—this time we were heading downtown. Despite the slight limp from his old war wound, Jack guided us smoothly through the crowds, maneuvering our little group around men in fedoras, ladies in hats and round-toed pumps.
The Big Apple’s blocks were lined with restaurants, bars, and stone stoops leading up to residential buildings—places that looked much the same as they had during my own years working in the city. But there were other sights, too, things I’d never seen in my time: an antiques store with a wooden Indian chief standing guard, a barber shop with an old-fashioned candy-striped pole, a rustic food stand with fruits and vegetables displayed in wooden crates, and the kind of corner drugstores that had lunch counters and soda jerks.
I noticed sidewalk shoeshine booths, too, and a hardware store with a dozen cast-iron potbellied stoves sitting out front. At the sight of them, I stopped and pointed.
“Why in the world would a New Yorker need one of those?”
A wood- or coal-burning stove might be useful in the country to warm a small unheated cabin, but this was the middle of Manhattan.
Jack laughed. “Cold-water flats, baby. We still got ’em back here.”
J. J. Conway’s residence turned out to be one of them. His building was a six-floor brownstone walkup—although we didn’t have to walk up. J. J. and his mom were renting a basement apartment.
We moved along a dimly lit hallway, then down an even more dimly lit stairwell. There were only four doors along the basement corridor. J. J. pulled a key from the pocket of his wrinkled gabardine slacks, stepped toward the door marked B2, and froze.
“That’s funny,” he said.
“What’s funny?” I asked.
“Door’s already opened.”
I looked at the knob and lock. They were intact and unmolested. There was no break-in here. Someone had used a key. I began to hear sounds inside the apartment. Someone was loudly opening drawers, one after another. I put a hand on J. J.’s shoulder.
“Maybe it’s your mom. Maybe she’s come back.”
The boy stared up at me like a hopeful puppy. “You think so?”
I moved forward, my hand reaching out to push the door all the way open, but I was s”
“Stay quiet,” he whispered, glancing down. “Both of you.” His long left arm marshaled us behind him while his right hand dipped into his double-breasted jacket.
“What are youidn’t have time to gather anything up. He raced for the stairs. Jack stepped into the hall, leveled his gun at the intruder’s leg, and fired. The shot just missed, lodging into the back wall while the intruder disappeared into the stairwell.
Jack followed with surprising speed, forcing his bad leg to move faster than it had on Third Avenue’s sidewalk. I kicked off my peep-toed pumps and ran after him. By the time I reached the front steps of the apartment house, however, Jack was already holstering his weapon.
“Where did the guy go?” I asked between deep breaths.
“Getaway car.”
“What?!”
“He sprinted a block”—Jack pointed up the avenue—“then jumped in the back of a black Packard.”
“Did you get a license plate?”
“Half of it.”
“The getaway car makes no sense. I mean, for a bank robbery maybe. But that apartment’s not exactly Fort Knox. What could there be to steal that’s of any real value?”
Jack folded his arms. “Good reasoning, baby. What else do you think? What did you notice?”
“The door wasn’t damaged. The burglar had a key.”
“Or he was an expert at picking locks.”
“But why that lock? Why not any other apartment?”
“Let’s go.”
Jack led me back to the basement where we found J. J. on his hands and knees in the hallway, stuffing items back into the pillowcase. We brought the case and J. J. back into the apartment and spread the almost-stolen booty on the scuffed wooden table.
I expected to see cheap things that could be pawned—clothes, hats, shoes. What I saw instead left me gaping in confusion: tarot cards, a Ouija board, a large purple fur-lined cape, books about fortune-telling and séances, a cheap crystal ball, a costume jewelry tiara, and one more thing—
“Oh, my God. I don’t believe it.” I picked up the polished steel dagger. On the hilt was a familiar embossed design—the same design I’d seen on the wrought-iron gate of the late Miss Timothea Todd’s Larchmont Avenue mansion.
I ran my hand along the raised lines of the five-pointed star with the fleur-de-lis at its center. “It’s exactly like the one Leo Rollins handed me beside the highway. Except this one’s brand-new. It isn’t an antique.”
“Not yet,” Jack said.
“Who’s Leo Rollins?” J. J. asked.
I glanced up at Jack.
“Nobody, kid,” he replied. “Did you get a look at the bag man?”
“Nope. Never saw him before. Did you shoot him, Mr. Shepard?”
“Naw,” Jack said. “Too many bystanders.”
“Awww, too bad!”
Jack pointed at the occult items spread out on the table. “So what’s with all the fortune-telling gewgaws?”
“You said exactly what I was thinking,” I murmured.
Jack smirked. “Ain’t that a switch.”
“This is my mom’s stuff,” J. J. said.
I frowned. “I thought you said your mother was a schoolteacher.”
“She is,” J. J. said. “But about a month ago, she said she hit her head and now she can see weird stuff, like promotions of the future.”
“Don’t you mean premonitions of the future?”
J. J. rolled his eyes. “That’s what I said, didn’t I? Mom told me she can talk to dead people now. You know, ghosts and stuff.”
I exchanged a glance with Jack (sounds familiar, huh?), then picked up one of the occult books on séances, which included illustrations, case histories, and step-by-step instructions on conducting them.
“My mom said the books were going to help her learn more about her new abilities and help her get better at using them. Some other people were helping her get better at it, too.”
“People?” I shut the book. “What people?”
J. J. shrugged. “She never told me. But she did practice an awful lot with the crystal ball and the Ouija board.”
I examined the items, one by one, but there were no clues to where they came from—no names or addresses. I pulled Jack aside. “The best lead is still the boyfriend.”
Jack nodded. “So how are you going to find him?”
“I’ll bet I can find a clue in here somewhere . . .” I paused and tried to think like a woman—not a stretch since I was one. “J. J., where do you and your mom sleep in this apartment?”
“I use this sofa.” He pointed. “And Mom uses the bedroom.”
I went into the small room and began to search it. The burglar had already tossed the drawers; the contents were scattered on the bed and floor. I looked for an address book or letters or a diary—and came up with nothing. I searched a worn handbag but found only white gloves, tissues, and an old lipstick.
Finally I located what would have been the contents of the woman’s lingerie drawer and started pawing through her underthings. “Got something!”
“What, baby?” Jack moved infont siu can see all the way down the block!”
When it was finally decided that J. J. was going to stay with Mrs. Dellarusso until Jack could find his mother, we headed for the door. I noticed Jack handing the woman something and realized it was the twenty dollars J. J. had paid him for his PI services.
“That should help with the food and the rent for the boy,” Jack said quietly.
“You don’t need to give me anything, Mr. Shepard,” Mrs. Dellarusso insisted. “Not after what you did for my son.”
But Jack pressed the money into her hand.
“Who’s the woman’s son?” I asked as we descended the stairs.
“A young sergeant I knew over there. I just made sure she got his last letters and personals, that’s all.”
Was her only son? You mean he—”
“Caught a round in the guts. Bled to death in the field.”
I thought of my own son and felt the air go out of my lungs. In almost the next second, I reconsidered the bright look in the woman’s lined face when she first laid eyes on the scruffy, smudged-face J. J. Conway.
“You did a nice thing there,” I told Jack when we reached the building’s small, tiled lobby.
He shrugged it off. “Had to stash the kid somewhere. I knew somebody sent that burglar. I figured whoever wanted that junk was going to come back for it again.”
“Do you think that burglar had the mother’s key, Jack?”
He nodded.
“Well, I’d like to know where J. J.’s mother got that dagger with the Todd Mansion design on its hilt. Is it just some random purchase? Or did someone give it to her? And who are these ‘people’ that J. J. mentioned, the ones supposedly helping his mom with her new occult powers? Did they give her the dagger? The boyfriend is bound to know more.”
Jack folded his arms and gazed down at me. “So what’s your next step?”
“We go to the Broadway jewelry store and find out if anyone knows Frankie Papps.”
With a single finger Jack pushed back the brim of his fedora. Then he rested an arm on the wall near my head. “It’s pretty late, honey. Store’s probably closing up by now. How about you and I go back to my place and”—he winked—“wait till morning.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Is that what your big plans were with that well-endowed luncheonette girl?”
“Aw, baby, that was a long time ago . . . before I met you.”
“Aw, Jack. Are you going soft on me?”
“Naw, sweetheart.” He smiled. “Must be your imaginp Bonnie if she gets jammed up.”
“No problem, Mrs. McClure.”
I turned to Fiona. “Okay, follow me.”
I led her through the archway to our events space, turned up the lights on the darkened area, and took down two folding chairs from the stack.
We sat down face to face, and I began to tell Fiona all about the Lindsey-Tilton group’s offer to purchase the Todd place, with an eye toward transforming it into our town’s second bed-and-breakfast—in direct competition to Fiona’s already established inn.
“That’s the trouble with being a pioneer,” Fiona said. “You end up getting scalped! It took Barney and me fifteen hard years to establish Finch Inn, and now some international bunch with a big war chest is going to try squeezing us out!”
“Take it easy. Seymour probably won’t sell. Or at least that’s what he told Mr. Stoddard.”
That did little to reassure Fiona. “A million bucks is a lot of money to a mailman who thinks a wise investment for thirty thousand in Jeopardy! winnings is an ice cream truck. Do you think he’ll hold out?”
I took a deep breath. “Well . . . there’s another reason Seymour might sell. One that’s got nothing to do with money.”
“What?” Fiona snorted. “Is the place supposed to be haunted?”
I let her quip hover in the air for a moment, and then I said, “Yes.”
Fiona’s eyes widened and (no surprise) the true-crime reader in her instantly came out. “Do you think Miss Todd’s death is connected to the haunted house rumor?! Did you know that some in town are wondering if Seymour had a hand in scaring her to death?”
“Let me guess: The rumor came out of Chief Ciders’s office?”
“Of course! I ran into Debra Lane in Leo Rollins’s electronics shop. She talked to her cousin Joyce, who’s Chief Ciders’s secretary. Joyce told her the chief nearly arrested the mailman for murder, and Ciders hasn’t given up yet! He’s waiting for the state forensics and the medical examiner’s final report.”
“Well, that’s no surprise, but I already know what the town’s M.E. is going to say. Dr. Rubino is ruling that Miss Todd died of natural causes. I doubt the autopsy will alter his opinion. And even if the state comes back with evidence that Seymour was in the house, it doesn’t prove any guilt. He already admitted that Miss Todd permitted him to step inside to leave the mail on the foyer table.”
Fiona smirked. “But you think something’s wrong with the way Miss Todd died, don’t you?”
“I’m no doctor, but . . .” I told Fiona about the state of Miss Todd’s corpse when I found it, the expression of horror on her face, and about the weird cold spot that seemed to hover near the body.
“Goodness,” she whispered.
“Time to do what?”
“To bribe that stubborn mailman into staying at Todd Mansion, and not selling out to my competition!”
 
“DO YOU REALLY think that . . . that thing”—the woman punched her index finger at the Zara Underwood display—“is appropriate for our town’s bookstore?”
It was now Friday afternoon; I still hadn’t heard from Jack, but at least I’d made it to three P.M. before I received the first complaint of the day. This time it came from Binky Stuckey, wife of Quindicott’s premier car dealer, Scott Stuckey of Stuckey Motors. Binky had just caught her eight-year-old twins ogling the provocative standee. After sending the boys scampering to the children’s section, the angry mother called me to the front of the store to voice her protest.
Smiling politely, I shrugged. “I admit it’s not wholesome, but it’s not really offensive, either. Miss Underwood is wearing clothes, and we’ve both seen more exposed flesh at the beach.”
“A nude beach, perhaps,” Mrs. Stuckey countered. “Can’t you get rid of that? Cover it up.”
Dilbert Randall’s head popped up from behind a stack of Stuart Woods’s latest. “It wouldn’t matter anyway, Mrs. Stuckey. The same author picture is on the book’s cover.”
Mrs. Stuckey glanced at the standee. “But she’s so . . . so big.”
I exchanged a glance with Dilbert. “Don’t worry, Mrs. Stuckey,” I said. “At the speed Bang, Bang Baby is selling, by next week we won’t have enough copies to stock the display, and down it will come.”
“That woman’s book is pure rubbish,” she huffed. “Neither the New York Times nor the Boston Globe chose to review it; therefore, it must not have any literary merit.”
Dilbert raised an eyebrow. “Clearly you haven’t read B. R. Myers.”
“Who?”
“B. R. Myers, author of A Reader’s Manifesto: An Attack on the Growing Pretentiousness in American Literary Prose.”
“Excuse me?”
I took a deep breath and did my best to channel my battle-hardened aunt. “You know what, Mrs. Stuckey? I’m not a book critic. I’m a bookseller.”
“Fine, Mrs. McClure! I won’t come back until next week, then.” The woman gathered her boys and pushed them toward the exit. “Or perhaps I won’t come back at all!”
As her boys stumbled through the front door, I heard one of them declare, “But I like the big girl’s picture, Mommy!”
Dilbert turned to me. “She seemed pretty upset.”
“We’ll see Mrs. Stuckey again. I guasee my aunt’s worried expression.
“We’ll fix this,” I said into the receiver, loud enough for Sadie to hear. “I promise.”
On the other end of the line, Bud sighed heavily. “I could end this mess tomorrow if I pulled out of the election and let Marjorie Binder-Smith run unopposed.”
“But you’re not going to do that, are you?”
“Damn right I’m not.” His tone was steely. “Pass the word to any holdouts. The Quibblers meet Monday at nine.”
I set the receiver on its cradle, and looked up to find J. Brainert Parker leaning against the counter, a frown on his fine-boned, patrician face.
“You heard?”
He nodded. “Bud told me all about it. He can count on me to help any way I can.”
A professor of literature at St. Francis, J. Brainert Parker had been a friend of mine since childhood. Although he’d been involved with the Quindicott Business Owners Association (a.k.a. The Quibblers) since the organization’s inception, Brainert felt himself above such petty concerns as zoning laws, parking restrictions, and littering fines. Or he did, until he and his business partner, Dr. Wendell Pepper, dean of St. Francis’s School of Communications, refurbished and reopened the town’s previously broken-down Art Deco movie theater.
Now, with one tenuous foot in the world of capitalism, Brainert (a proud member of the “ivory tower” set, as Seymour referred to the academic class) suddenly found common ground with the rest of us poor working stiffs who plied our trades on Cranberry Street. And it was just like my old friend to jump into the fray with both feet and arms swinging. In fact, Brainert was now the most vocal backer of Bud Napp’s campaign for Marjorie’s council seat.
“This will all be over when Bud triumphs in November,” he crowed. “Now, on a stranger note, the reason for my visit. I found this bizarre missive in my mailbox this morning.”
Brainert reached a slender, long-fingered hand into the pocket of his tweed jacket. I glanced at the letter he produced. It was an official invitation to Seymour’s party on Saturday—“to honor the esteemed Miss Timothea Todd.”
“Seymour certainly isn’t wasting any time moving in on the new domicile, is he?” Brainert said.
“It’s his prerogative,” Sadie answered from behind me. “I’m sure Timothea would have been pleased to know that Seymour is holding a wake for her in her beloved Victorian.”
Brainert shook his head. “I wonder why Miss Todd left such a valuable property to a guy like Tarnish?”
“They were friends,” I said. “And she knew how much he appreciated the property.”
Brainert shot me the inscrutable Mr. Spock stare he’d mastered in junior high. “Or perhaps more than friends.”
I shook my head. “Aheight="6">
“Is that right?”
“Obese, actually.”
“How obese?”
“Morbidly.”
“You mean like the Pillsbury Doughboy?”
“More like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.”
“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Seymour’s complained more than once that his housemate hasn’t been pulling his weight—” I closed my eyes. “Did I just say that?”
“You’re not wrong, Pen. Harlan is well enough to do light housework and do grocery shopping but Seymour says he refuses, and they’re fighting like a couple on the verge of divorce. This change is probably good for both of them. So, are you going to this wake tomorrow night?”
“Wouldn’t miss it, for a lot of reasons.” I didn’t want to let Seymour down, of course, but I also wanted to check out the house again.
“It’s potluck, so I’m making fried chicken,” Sadie announced.
I quickly calculated my free time. “I suppose I could mix up a batch of maple-pecan fudge tomorrow morning. Seymour loves fudge.”
Brainert raised an eyebrow. “So does Harlan Gilman. Better make two batches.”


CHAPTER 13
No Place Like Home
“This is a rich town, friend,” he said slowly. “I’ve studied it. I’ve boned up on it. I’ve talked to guys about it . . . If you want to belong and get asked around and get friendly with the right people you got to have class.”
—Playback, Raymond Chandler, 1958
 
 
 
“WELCOME TO TARNISH Mansion,” Seymour said, dipping in a fair imitation of a courtly bow.
I gaped at the apparition greeting me on the columned porch of Miss Todd’s Victorian. Seymour’s pencil-thin moustache was so new it was barely filled out. A smoking jacket of royal blue silk was draped over his bulky, mail handler’s shoulders, and an apricot-hued ascot circled his beefy neck. If I’d been met by the ghost of the late Timothea herself, complete with flowing shroud and rattling chains, I couldn’t have been more stunned.
What the hell happened to your letter carrier? He’s decked out like a low-rent bed warmer stalking widows at a Bowery dance hall.
“Jack!”
Seymour eyeballed me. “No, Pen. It’s me, Seymour Tarnish.” He grinned as he smoothed his lapels. “Didn’t recognize me in my evening attire, did you? Well, I guess you’ll just have to get used to the new me.”
What do you mean? I’ve been with you.
“No, Jack, you haven’t! I was beginning to think you’d been exorcised or something.” I searched my mind. “What’s the last thing you remember?”
You and I getting cozy in Mrs. Dellarusso’s Second Avenue lobby. I was just getting around to inviting you back to my place, where I figured we could—
“That was three nights ago!”
“Maybe in your time, doll. To me it was just three seconds ago.”
Beside me on the porch, Brainert Parker was now gazing at Seymour with a deadpan stare. Finally, he folded his arms and tilted his head. “That’s a new look for you,” he said dryly, then made a show of sniffing the cologne-scented air. “And a new smell, as well, unless I’m mistaken.”
Seymour beamed. “You like it? Ralph Lauren Purple Label: the essence of elegance, custom-blended with notes of suede and tobacco flower.” He adjusted his apricot ascot. “I wanted to blend in with my new neighbors, and Larchmont is very exclusive.”
“What do you think, Pen?” Brainert asked, raising the old Spock eyebrow.
Listen, baby, I got a new theory now. I think maybe your mailman pal might have been giving old lady Todd a joy ride through the tunnel of love.
“I, uh . . .” I bit my cheek for a moment. “I brought fudge!”
“Ah, Penelope, how thoughtful.” Seymour took the Tupperware container from my hands. “Won’t you come in? Your aunt and her beau have already arrived. Everyone is assembled in the salon.”
Brainert’s eyes narrowed. “Why are you talking that way?” He gestured to the half-filled martini glass dangling by its stem in Seymour’s hand, little finger extended. “And since when do you drink martinis? I hardly recall you drinking at all, and when you do it’s usually Budweiser—from the can.”
Seymour tossed Brainert a superior smirk. “I am now part of the smart set that lives on Larchmont. We do not swill cheap beer from an aluminum can. We savor blended cocktails.”
Brainert glanced at me. “Tarnish seems to be channeling some sort of stereotypical Hollywood version of the wealthy class, gleaned from a Three Stooges short, no doubt.” He sighed, returning his gaze to our martini-sipping host. “The reality is quite different, Seymour. I doubt even one of your neighbors owns a polo pony or a yacht, just as I’m sure plenty of them enjoy a cold beer.”
“If you prefer the taste of hops, I’ve stocked imported Heinekens and Sam Adams Summer Ale.” Seymour sniffed. “Otherwise, the bartender will be happy to mix you a cocktail.”
I’ll take Scotch, baby. Straight up.
“We’re not in my dreams right now, Jack.”
I know. I was just getting into the party moem">“Come on, let’s party!” he exclaimed with a gaiety that sounded a little forced. “This is a wake for Miss Todd, you know. I insist you have a drink. Try the gimlets! They’re superb!”
As Seymour headed out of the kitchen, I took a deep breath. “Jack?”
The grease monkey wasn’t wrong. There’s evidence of a crime against your postal pal. On the other hand, the mailmanalized Hardy had mixed me a Long Island Iced Tea. “Wow, this drink’s strong.”
Hey, doll? Jack piped up in my head.
“Yes?” I replied between multiple sips.
Before you start heading down that short road to Stinko, you might want to consider a few things.
“What things?”
Just because your pal’s taking the night off from worrying doesn’t mean your perpetrator’s taking the night off from reattempting murder.
I sputtered, choking on my spiked tea.
“Let me freshen that,” Hardy said, taking the glass from my hand.
“Okay, Jack,” I silently whispered. “What’s your theory? Do you suspect the sister? Or do you think Fiona has a point—that someone’s got a grudge against Seymour?”
The grudge theory’s possible. But then, what would the person gain, putting the mailman six feet under?
“Vengeance, I suppose.”
Vengeance don’t buy new shoes for baby. I’m bettin’ someone’s goin’ for the big prize.
“You mean the inheritance? This house and land?”
Don’t you remember what that slip-and-fall jockey said? If your postal pal gets himself croaked before the title officially transfers, the house goes to Miss Todd’s next of kin—which would be the old woman’s—
“Sister,” I said.
“A twist?” Hardy said. “Of course you can have a twist, Mrs. McClure.” He finished the drink and handed me the newly filled glass.
“Uh, thanks,” I said, then quickly stepped away.
Get a lead on the sister. Something just don’t smell right with her trying so hard to stay anonymous.
“Well, whoever she is, she can’t be here now,” I silently whispered. “I know everyone in this room. They’re all friends of Seymour or town locals I’ve known for some time as customers.”
That doesn’t mean they’re clean, doll. Lift up the rug of most Johnny Do-Rights and you’ll find some amount of dirt. Plenty of people will do just about anything for a big enough payoff.
“Surely not anyone Sadie and I know.”
The person who sabotaged those brakes might very well be in this room.
I noticed Seymour approaching with a well-built older man. He had a sturdy jawline and a thick head of salt-and-pepper hair, and gave off an air of affable confidence. His blue blazer, khaki pants, and open-necked button-down were neatly pressed and obviously expensive, yet he still appeared approachably casual. I recognht="6" wFilm Noir festival, but he was better known in Quindicott as the dean of St. Francis’s School of Communications.
Brainert moved up to us, obviously surprised to see his superior at the party. “Dean Pepper? What are you doing here?”
“I dropped by to greet my new neighbor!” Wendell Pepper replied. “But then, we’ve already had a few rollicking conversations, haven’t we, Seymour? Mr. Tarnish and I share a true love—old movies and film memorabilia.”
Brainert turned to Seymour. “Anyone else from Larchmont dropping in?”
“I delivered invitations to every house on the avenue. Wait and see.” Seymour faced Dean Pepper again. “Care for a drink, Dr. Pepper? Or maybe you’d care for another brand?” Seymour winked and Brainert cringed, but Dean Pepper laughed and slapped Seymour’s back.
“I haven’t heard that one in years!”
“Well, I’m not kidding about the drink.” Seymour gestured toward Hardy. “Have a gimlet, or try a martini. My bartender’s reputation is legendary.”
“Cocktails! How civilized.” Pepper’s eyes lit up like a Broadway billboard. “Don’t mind if I do.”
As Dean Pepper crossed to the bar, Seymour leaned close to Brainert. “See, I told you,” he whispered, raising his martini glass. “Rich guys lap this stuff up.”
Brainert smirked and glanced at me. “Seymour neglected to mention that his bartender’s ‘legendary’ reputation was garnered among a collection of middle-aged, dollar-bill-waving men ogling half-naked women.”
My reply was cut off by the regal bing-bong of Miss Todd’s doorbell.
“Excuse me,” Seymour said.
“Can’t fault his manners,” Aunt Sadie observed, offering Brainert some buttermilk fried chicken from a tray. “Have a piece. I got this recipe from Judy Tarnish before she moved to Florida. It’s Seymour’s favorite.”
Brainert’s eyes lit up as he looked over the crisp, golden-brown pieces of chicken. “Hmmm. Don’t mind if I do.”
I glanced behind Sadie but didn’t see Bud Napp. “Where’s your date?”
She and Bud had arrived early for the party so they could help Seymour set up. I’d stayed behind at the bookshop to help Bonnie ring up the last customers of the day.
Still holding the tray of chicken with two hands, Sadie gestured toward the large-screen television with her chin. “Bud’s over there, playing with Seymour’s new toy. You know men and their gadgets.”
Suddenly the massive HDTV screen sprang to life. Russell Crowe appeared in Roman gear and began dispatching a horde of barbarians.
“Where’s the sound?” Harlan Gilman complained.
Leo Rollins’s bearded face flashed with annoyance. “I told you not to put in the DVD. I hv height="6">
My aunt nodded and drifted off.
Looks like I’m the only haunter showing up for this soiree.
“Looks that way.” Disappointed, I headed back to the bar. “I’m not giving up yet,” I told the ghost. “I’m going to try again later.”
That’ll be good for a laugh.
“Another iced tea,” I told Hardy. “But this time just tea, okay?”
“What a lovely room!” Fiona Finch loudly announced as she swept into the party.
“Fiona!”
“Fiona’s here!”
“Hi, Fiona! Come on over!”
Amid the din of greetings, Hardy cupped his ear. “Say again, Mrs. McClure?”
“Tea,” I said, louder. He nodded.
Fiona quickly circled the living room, her eagle eyes scanning the walls, curtains, furniture, and fixtures. As a veteran antiques collector, she was obviously appraising each item in her head.
Hardy slipped a fresh glass into my hand. “Here you go.”
“Thanks.” I took a sip, tasted alcohol. I realized Hardy hadn’t heard me ask for tea only. Unfortunately the bartender was swamped now, so instead of asking for a replacement I vowed to nurse this second cocktail for the rest of the night.
“Seymour, you are a lucky man,” Fiona declared. “This place is glorious. A real treasure.”
Quindicott’s premier innkeeper had dressed quite strikingly this evening in a black lamé pantsuit and black silk blouse, the brooch on her lapel a shiny black raven perched on a bone-white skull.
“Fiona’s dressed for a haunted house party, all right,” whispered Sadie, as she passed by on her way to the kitchen.
Of course, my aunt and I had worn black outfits to Miss Todd’s viewing and funeral, but this evening’s wake was a celebration to honor her life, and we’d both decided to wear light summer slacks and pastel blouses. But then, Fiona hadn’t made the viewing or the funeral. To her, the black was probably her way of showing respect for the dead.
“The dead,” I repeated on a mumble, my mind trying to consider who’d want Seymour that way. I absently sipped my Long Island Iced Tea—gulped it, really. This stuff went down far too smoothly.
Easy, doll. Go easy on the sauce.
I frowned, not appreciating the nanny treatment. “You know what, Jack? You’re starting to sound like a hypocriten perched width="1em">“The climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark in THX,” Harlan Gilman bellowed over the wall of noise. “This and the Death Star battle at the end of Star Wars are the two best audio checks known to man!”
“Turn that off!” Seymour yelled.
The roar vanished and the screen went black. Harlan Gilman smirked. “Just like I said before. The television should be over there.” He pointed to the opposite side of the room with his aluminum cane. “Otherwise the sound reverberates in the stairwell like a cheap echo chamber.”
Leo Rollins shrugged. “He’s got a point. Let’s move this thing.”
“Okay,” Gilman said, leaning on his cane. “Who’s going to push?”
Seymour, Rollins, Bud Napp, and Dean Pepper each gripped a corner of the huge entertainment system.
“It has wheels so it’s easy to move,” Bud said. “But we have to get that rug out of the way so it will roll on the hardwood.”
“I’ll get it,” Fiona said, dropping to one knee.
“Need help?” I asked.
Fiona grabbed a corner of the fabric. “That’s all right, Pen,” she said. “This rug is much lighter than it looks.”
In a flash, Fiona pulled the carpet aside—and the room exploded with shocked gasps.
“My God! Look at that,” Dr. Pepper cried, staring at the newly exposed floor.
“What is it?” Seymour asked, staring at the bizarre design etched into the floorboards.
I stepped forward, examined the strange circle on the hardwood, and immediately recognized the familiar pentagram pattern with the fleur-de-lis center. The star design was surrounded with weird symbols.
“It’s a magic circle,” Brainert said in a tone of amazed disbelief.
“A magic circle?” Bud scratched his head. “Just looks like a star design to me. The same one that’s on the fence outside. What the hell’s it for?”
“People who practice the occult arts use the magic circle for protection against harm,” Brainert replied.
Seymour’s eyes bugged. “Protection? Protection from what?”
Brainert hesitated a moment, then answered. “Evil spirits. Demons from hell. That sort of thing.”
Harlan Gilman leaned forward on his cane. “I have a bad feeling about this.”
In silence, everyone gazed down at the weird design. I dropped to one knee beside Brainert.
“What are these symbols?” I asked. “They look familiar.”
“Astrological signs. You see them every day in the paper.”I frowned. “I thought maybe Seymour might reconsider the split and invite Harlan to move in, too.”
Brainert shook his head. “Apparently Mr. Gilman took Ghostbusters and The Exorcist a bit too seriously. He’s heard the wild rumors about Miss Todd being frightened to death in this house, and he says he won’t take any chances.”
Ask him if ol’ Harlan is in acute need of lettuce.
“Brainert, do you know if Harlan is having any money troubles?”
Brainert nodded. “I’m sure he is. With Seymour moving out, he’s asked Hardy Miles to be his housemate. Hardy’s still thinking about it, but I hear Harlan’s got some serious credit card debt.”
I didn’t like the sound of that and I took a harder look at the fat man. Was that cane just a prop? Could Harlan really get around much easier than he was letting on? Could he have been the one to cut Seymour’s brakes for, say, a cash payoff from Miss Todd’s sister?
My gaze drifted to Ophelia, who appeared to be wringing the life out of her tumbler of green tea. “Don’t discount your friend’s opinion so fast,” she told Seymour rather loudly. “This house could very well be haunted. It’s not outside the realm of possibility.”
Seymour looked at her askance. “Do you really think it is? Haunted, I mean?”
Ophelia scanned the room again. Her eyes lingered on me—or Jack, I couldn’t be sure. I shifted from foot to foot.
Steady, baby.
“There are spirits present,” Ophelia finally said with authority. “I’m not certain they are connected to the house, however.”
While everyone within earshot began to murmur uneasily, I sighed with relief. The last thing I needed was for Ophelia to accuse me of traveling around with my own personal ghost.
“Well,” Seymour said, “until I actually see an apparition, call me a skeptic. I mean, what does an actual ghost look like, anyway?”
“Maybe like the spook on that hokey movie the other night. What was it called?” Leo scratched his beard. “The one on Channel Ten—”
“Oh yes, that was The Screaming Skull,” Brainert said before catching himself. He looked away, but it was too late.
Harlan Gilman snorted. “You actually watched The Screaming Skull?”
“I . . . I was only flipping channels,” Brainert stammered. “I just happened to see—”
Seymour cackled. “One of the cheesiest horror films ever made. The ghost is just a lot of dry ice and a cheap anatomical skeleton. And I mean cheap! You can actually see the wires holding v>“Of course it all looked rather silly in the movie,” Ophelia said. “But I’m sure your reaction would be very different if you actually saw a screaming skull in your bedroom one dark night.”
The laughter faded quickly.
Ghoul Girl here sounds like she’s best friends with Skull and Bones—and I’m not talking Yalie social clubs.
The conversation went dead for a moment (appropriately enough) and then (mercifully) the doorbell rang again.
“I’d better get that,” Seymour said, running off.
“Ophelia seems convinced this house is haunted,” Brainert said quietly to me.
I gulped my drink. “Brainert, what exactly do you think about that sort of thing?”
“Well . . .” Brainert stroked his chin. “Some of the greatest minds of Western civilization believed in the occult, even attempted to practice magic.”
“Like?”
“The poet Virgil. He was said to possess supernatural abilities. Then there’s John Dee, the English mathematician who was also the court astrologer for Queen Elizabeth the First. And did you know that Casanova, the legendary Renaissance lover, once summoned evil spirits inside the Coliseum? He wrote in his autobiography that malevolent ghosts followed him through the streets of Rome, bedeviling him for an entire night.”
“Hear that, Jack?” I whispered.
Back off, babe. It wasn’t me.
“Of course, that’s just the ancient world,” Brainert continued. “If you prefer more modern examples, there’s the poet William Butler Yeats, who belonged to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, along with fellow scribblers Algernon Blackwood and Arthur Machen. Mark Twain was active in the Society of Psychical Research. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle believed in fairies and earth spirits and tried to communicate with them. And some of psychologist Carl Jung’s writings about the collective unconscious could be mistaken for a mystical treatise.”
“Really?”
“Oh, yes!”
For the next two minutes, my academic friend continued to talk—lecture, actually. The one-sided discussion included grimoires, alchemy, and highlights of the life story of Cornelius Agrippa.
I nursed my drink, which only slightly impaired my ability to follow his conversation. I do remember that at some point, Seymour swept back into the party like a Nor’easter hitting the Rhode Island shoreline.
“Everyone!” he announced with a huge grin on his face. “I’m pleased to introduce you to an unexpected guest. Ms. April Briggs.”
All male eyes, once again, turned toward the new female arrival clinging tightly to the arm of Seymour’s royal blue smoking jacket.
“Briggs,” I silently repeated to myself. “Now why does that nMacis is on the move. Have you come tonight to greet our new neighbor?”
Mrs. Fromsette nodded. “My daughter saw the invitation I received and insisted we drop by. She’s happy to see this old house lit up again.” Lifting a wrinkled hand, she gestured to the attractive blonde attached to Seymour’s side. “You know my daughter, of course, April Briggs. She’s visiting again from Boston.”
“Yes, April and I bumped into each other at the bakery and caught up.”
I sighed with that exchange. “Another lead bites the dust,” I told Jack. “Mrs. Fromsette is just an old neighbor, and A. Briggs is her daughter. No mystery there.”
Maybe she’s more than a neighbor. Maybe she’s the sister, too. Get her maiden name.
Dean Pepper brought the older woman over to Seymour.
“Ah, Mrs. Fromsette,” Seymour said. “Did you find the restroom then?”
“Yes, dear boy. It’s been a long time, but I still remember where it is.”
“Can I take your wrap?” he asked.
Mrs. Fromsette shook her head vigorously. “No!” She pulled the black shawl around her more tightly, her blue eyes suddenly looking like a wounded animal’s.
Everyone around the older woman froze, Seymour included. His mouth went slack and he didn’t appear to know what to do or say. Nobody did.
After a moment of silence, Mrs. Fromsette obviously realized her inappropriate reaction and shook her head. Her fingers twitching nervously, she forced a smile and changed the subject, gesturing broadly to the silver-framed photograph of Miss Todd.
“It’s good to see this place so full of life again,” she said with exaggerated cheerfulness—as if trying to will normalcy back into the moment. “Miss Todd was so reclusive.”
“You knew her well?” I asked, stepping up. I quickly introduced myself.
“Pleased to meet you, Mrs. McClure. No, I didn’t know her that well,” Mrs. Fromsette replied. “She was always a very aloof, standoffish neighbor.”
“Did you know she had a sister?”
“Yes, I did,” the woman replied with a nod. “I never met her, but Timothea once mentioned her to me. She said they had a falling-out many decades ago.”
Listen up, doll. Could be the lead you’re looking for.
I leaned closer. “Do you know her name?”
Mrs. Fromsette shook her head. “I’m sorry, dear. I’m sure it was Todd at one time. But Timothea said her sister married and moved to Newport. Mr. Stoddard must know more. Emory Stoddard is the lawyer who handled all of Miss Todd’s affairs. He had an office in Newport until recently. Now I believe he’s working out of Millstone.”
“Uh, excuse me? Dean Pepper?”
“Yes?” The dean turned and smiled—still affable enough, but strain at the edges told me I was holding him up and he wasn’t happy about it.
“Uh . . .” I said.
Ask him about the Fromsette broad! Haven’t you noticed her ah="1em">Pepper glanced at his watch. “I’d better go.”
“One more thing, Dean Pepper. I’m just curious. You don’t happen to know Mrs. Fromsette’s maiden name, do you?”
“Why yes, as a matter of fact. I believe her husband’s funeral announcement listed it as Field.”
Hoping for Todd, weren’t you?
“Yes, Jack,” I told the ghost. “It would have been a nice, neat package, wouldn’t it?”
Sorry, baby, but the gumshoe game’s rarely that clean and easy.
Pepper left and I watched him wander down the dark drive. “That’s odd about Mrs. Fromsette’s husband disappearing, don’t you think, Jack?”
Yeah, baby.
“You think he’s still alive?”
It’s possible. In my experience, faking your own death’s usually linked to theft of a great deal of money or cheating the life insurance company.
“Or he could just be dead.”
Either way, the Fromsette dame gave you the best lead on the case you’re trying to crack.
“Yes, you’re right. Miss Todd’s sister is married and lives in Newport—or at least she did. And now I’m almost positive I already got a glimpse of her.”
You’re talking about the old dame you saw in front of Stoddard’s run-down office?
“Exactly. And remember when she climbed into that Mercedes sedan? There was a chauffeur driving—and wouldn’t someone like that know all about cars and how to sabotage them?”
Good call, baby. But you still don’t have a name.
“True, but I can tell Eddie my theories tomorrow. Maybe he can figure out a legal way to pressure Stoddard into revealing it.”
I have a better idea.
“Well, tell me in a minute okay? I’m thirsty again.”
I returned to the party and crossed to the bar. As if he’d read my mind, Hardy handed me a third ice-cold glass of tea before I even asked for it. Grateful, I took a long gulp, not caring anymore whether or not it contained alcohol.
Got enough liquid courage now, baby?
“For what?”
I want you to brace someone else, someone who does know the identity of Miss Todd’s estranged sister, someone who you’ve been avoiding like the plague.
“Who?”
Ghoul Girl.
“Aw, crap.ed Miss Todd, shouldn’t she have been safe from harm inside the magic circle?”
“Well, I guess . . .”
But she died, anyway, which proves that witchcraft stuff is a bunch of hooey.
Ophelia sighed like a patient teacher with a particularly slow student. “For starters, sir,” she whispered to the air just above my head. “Ritual magic is not the same thing as witchcraft. Ritual magic is a conceptual system that asserts human ability to control the natural and supernatural world.”
An exceedingly uncomfortable moment of silence stretched between us.
“Do you see him?” I whispered.
Ophelia nodded. “Don’t you?”
“I just hear him. Unless I’m dreaming. He sometimes comes into my dreams, influences them. But then he disappears. He did that after our last dream.”
“It takes energy to manifest. They draw it from the molecules around them. That’s why the air’s cold whenever they’re present. A dream like the one you’re describing probably took a lot of energy from him.”
I glanced uneasily around us, making sure no one could overhear our discussion.
“You mean he has to rest after expending a lot of energy?”
“Just like we do.” Ophelia studied me closely for a moment. “You suspect me of something, don’t you, Mrs. McClure?”
“You’re a psychic, right? Not just a medium or whatever you call yourself?”
“I call myself Ophelia.” She sniffed. “Listen, I can see spirits, which is obvious, right? And I can read emotions of maybe six out of ten people. You’re easy to read. You’re an open book.”
Jack laughed.
“Okay, Ophelia, if I’m such an open book, then you must know what I suspect you of.”
She shrugged. “Not really. I just know you suspect me of something. Why don’t you enlighten me on the what?”
“I need to know the name and address of Miss Todd’s living sister. It’s important.”
“Why?”
“I think she’s trying to hurt Seymour.”
Ophelia’s eyebrows rose. “What makes you think that?”
“A lot of things make me think it, but I’d rather not go into all of that right now.”
Just spill, Cleo. Give up the name.
“Cleo?” Ophelia frowned “Jack, go away!” I shouted in my head. “Now! Before he sees you!”
Why? Who is this Alvin?
Beside me, Seymour clapped his hands and grinned at the newcomer. “I thought you looked familiar. You’re one of the guys from the Alternative Universe network.” He extended his hand and pumped the man’s arm. “Great show! Never miss it.”
Kenny nodded. “Thanks.”
Seymour stepped forward to scan the driveway. “Where’s your van? The ghost-busting crew? The cameras?”
“Whoa, dude, you’re a long way from seeing any of that. You have to pass the audition first. And this is it.”
Thank heaven, I thought, praying the Spirit Zappers needed more equipment than a clipboard and a pocket protector to “eliminate” an “entity” as stubborn as Jack.
Kenny raised his clipboard, pen poised over paper. “First question—”
“You want me to answer questions now?” Seymour scratched his head. “At one in the morning?”
“Apparitions tend to manifest between midnight and four. That’s one of the two reasons we work between those hours.”
“I see,” Seymour said. “And what’s the other reason?”
Kenny shrugged. “We all have day jobs.”
“Right.” Seymour folded his arms. “So where’s your posse working tonight?”
“Millstone.” Kenny jerked his pen over his shoulder. “Their high school’s supposedly haunted.”
“No kidding,” Seymour said, eyes wide. “What’s the story?”
“A deceased lunch lady in a hairnet’s been seen floating through the hallways carrying a chafing dish full of Sloppy Joe meat.”
Seymour glanced at me. “Sounds like a scary enough vision even without the ectoplasm.”
“Anyway, since we were right down the highway from you, they sent me on over to check you out. Now, are you ready to give us some background on your alleged haunted house?”
Seymour nodded. “Ask me anything you like.”
“Is this the aforementioned infested residence?” Kenny pointed his pen through the front doors.
“Yep. Want to come in?”
“Ah . . .” Peering past us into the foyer, Kenny scratched his temple with the pen tip. “To tell you the truth, confronting entities alone is not my area of expertise. I prefer to have a crew with me whenever I cross the threshold of a suspicious domicile.”
What a worm! Jack snorted. You want me to scare this goomer into next week?
“No!” I sile="6">
“One last question, Mr. Tarnish.”
“Hit me.”
“Have you noticed any increase in pest problems. Rats? Mice? Ants? Termites? Swarms of bees on the property? Even trouble from bats, birds, squirrels, or raccoons? Think hard before you answer.”
“I haven’t done an inspection of the property yet. I’ve only just moved in.” He leaned forward, lowered his voice. “Are these things indications of supernatural activity?”
“Nah!” Kenny waved his hand. “By day we’re exterminators—you know, the regular bug kind—and we want you to know we can handle any pest problems while investigating your alleged haunting.”
“Oh.”
“Be sure to keep Spirit Zappers in mind for all your pest-control needs! Here—” He handed over a business card. “In the meantime, our exec producer will review these notes and someone will get back to you.”
“Great,” Seymour said. “How soon?”
“A couple weeks. Then we’ll begin the vetting process, and our lawyers will contact you to sign the releases and waivers—”
“Waivers?”
“Sure,” Kenny said. “Spirit Zappers needs permission to bring in digital cameras, recorders, temperature gauges, EVP and volt monitors, ultraviolet and infrared lights, electromagnetic detectors, not to mention the cameras, lights, and our camera crews.”
“I see.”
“But I do think you’ve got a good shot at being approved for a segment. Your frightened-to-death story’s a real grabber. And the look of this house is fantastic, real Dark Shadows creepy.”
“Thanks!” Seymour said.
“After the papers are signed, we should get around to filming in, say, six to eight months.”
“Six to eight months!”
“We only do thirteen shows a season, Mr. Tarnish, and two segments a show. We’ve got a huge backlog.”
“Thank goodness,” I muttered.
Kenny waved and headed for the steps. “So long,” he called. “We’ll be in touch.”
Seymour closed the door and faced me. “I need action now. Not in six or eight months.” He slapped his forehead. “Damn, I forgot to tell him about the magic circle!”
I touched his arm. “Don’t worry about it. You heard Kenny. He said you were a good enough prospect anyway. But now that you mention it, didn’t you say something earlier? Something about finding that fleur-de-lis pentagram design in another part of the house?”/font>
“A customer, doll,” I repeated to Seymour. “I mean, a customer of the bookshop! Anyway, don’t you think it’s odd that Leo has a knife just like this?”
“I guess.” Seymour took the knife. “I wonder where Rollins got it.”
“According to him, an antiques store in Newport.”
I pulled out the hatbox, moved it onto the bed, and opened the lid. The box contained a tape recorder. I took it out.
“There’re audiotapes in here, too.” Seymour grabbed the tapes and scanned them. “They’re all dated recently—a few days apart.”
I shuffled through the four plastic cases and recognized Miss Todd’s tiny, precise handwriting on each label. The tapes were time coded, each starting at around nine or ten P.M. and ending at midnight or later.
“There’s a tape left in the machine, too.” I pointed.
Seymour read the label. “It’s dated June 8.”
“That’s the night before Miss Todd’s body was found.”
We exchanged glances. Then, by silent consent, Seymour pressed Play.
No sound greeted us. After a minute, my fingers spun up the volume control and we suddenly heard the whispered thoughts of a person now dead. This was far from a unique occurrence for me, but it clearly unnerved Seymour. He swallowed hard.
“I am now inside the circle where the spirit cannot harm me.” Miss Todd’s voice was quiet, tremulous yet determined. “The candles burn and I am holding the sacred dagger in my hand. I am waiting for the spirit to make itself heard . . .”
After a protracted silence, there was a shuffling sound as if the woman were repositioning the tape recorder. More silence. Then—
“Still quiet, yes! But I know he will come because he hates me so. Hates me for what I’ve done. When he does come, I’ll record the noises he makes on this tape and play it for that dolt Bull McCoy. Then that oafish policeman will know I’m not just some delusional old woman!”
“You tell ’em, Timothea!”
“Shhh, Seymour.”
But no sound followed. Once or twice, Miss Todd could be heard clearing her throat. Then came the sound of a car rolling by outside, followed by more silence.
Impatient, Seymour grabbed the tape recorder and fast forwarded. When he hit Play again, we heard a loud rushing noise, like a high wind battering the walls.
“Turn it down!” I shouted.
Even after Seymour lowered the volume, the noise was obviously deafening. Miss Todd had to yell to be heard: “Eleven fifty surprise, and then: “You’re clever, but not clever enough! You realized I was recording you, but it’s too late. I have you on tape again!”
Seymour rewound the tape and found the place where the weird sound began. “I can hear him now,” Miss Todd whispered. The rushing noise built slowly, becoming louder until it ceased. Seymour turned off the machine and his bugged-out eyes scanned the other tapes.
My own head was spinning, and it wasn’t just the residual effects of those Long Island Iced Teas. Miss Todd had recorded evidence that this mansion was haunted. So—
“Why in the world did she stay here?”
Seymour exhaled. “You heard Mr. Stoddard. She had an emotional attachment to this house. The noises only started a few weeks ago. Seems to me she was trying to use magic to get rid of this spirit, or whatever it was. Or maybe there’s a logical explanation for these weird sounds.”
I shook my head. “However you want to explain it, she had to be frightened, and to face that kind of fright alone for all those nights? Imagine the strain. It’s no wonder the poor woman’s body gave out.”
“I wish she would have said something to me!”
“Seymour, do you realize what we have here?” I held up one of the audiotapes. “This is proof that the strange sounds Miss Todd heard were real. Not some figment of her imagination.”
Seymour nodded dumbly.
“We have to call Eddie! We have to turn this over to the authorities—”
“No!” Seymour grabbed the tape from my hand and threw it back into the box. “These tapes will only make things worse.”
“What! How?”
“Dr. Rubino claimed Miss Todd was suffering from dementia. He ruled her death to be from natural causes. But Chief Ciders is still convinced I frightened Miss Todd to death with fake noises. The only thing these tapes will prove is that Miss Todd wasn’t suffering from dementia! There really were noises.” Seymour grimaced. “I know Ciders is just waiting for some kind of evidence like this. If he gets hold of these tapes, he’ll just say I made the noises to kill Miss Todd so I could inherit her house. He’ll use these to frame me for murder!”
Listen to the mailman, baby. The lettuce he’s handing you ain’t funny money.
I closed my eyes. “My God, Seymour, you’re right. But we should at least listen to every one of these tapes.”
“We will.” Seymour stifled a yawn. “Just not now. In the morning when the sun is up, and the house won’t seem so . . .”
“Creepy?”
Seymour nodded and returned the tape recorder to the hatbox. He put the lid on the box and shoved the thing back into the cabinet, right next to the dagger. As hrove is thhe morning and my head’s still fuzzy.”
“Then you better sleep over.”
“I couldn’t impose, really,” I said, even though I was pretty sure my blood-alcohol level was high enough for a DWI charge. The thought brought a vision to mind: Bull McCoy pulling me over and demanding I walk a straight line. Eesh. That did it.
“Where would I sleep?”
“Right here in the master bedroom. The same guys who delivered my new king-sized mattress also transported my bed from my old place. I set that one up in one of the guest rooms.” He jerked his thumb over his shoulder. “I can sleep in there and you can sleep here in the king canopy bed. It’s where Timothea slept.”
Just the answer I didn’t want to hear.


CHAPTER 18
Things That Go Bump
I hear voices crying in the night and I go see what’s the matter. [But] You don’t make a dime that way.
—The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler, 1953
 
 
 
LIKE THE LIVING room below, the master bedroom held all the cheer of an upholstered coffin. The windows were covered with bulky brocade, the four-poster bed was topped with a thick velvet canopy, and the weak bedside lamp barely held off the oppressive shadows. Surrounded by dark-stained, ornately carved furnishings, I felt like a fly caught in a gloomy cobweb.
Seymour pointed to the massive bed set against the wall. “You’ll be sleeping on Superman sheets,” he warned in a sheepish tone. “They’re the only ones I had that were big enough to fit this sucker. Sorry. I should have had king-sized sheets delivered with the mattress.”
“That’s okay. I always liked the Man of Steel. I feel bad kicking you out of your own bedroom, though.”
Seymour glanced around. “I actually prefer a northern exposure. I’d planned on moving this bed into the guest room next door, but guess what.” He grabbed one of the bed’s stout mahogany posts with both hands and shook it. The canopy quivered a little, but the bed didn’t budge. “It’s bolted to the floor! The moving guys couldn’t understand it, and they couldn’t move it, either. Saved me some money though.” He tapped the baseboard and grinned. “I didn’t need box springs. It’s a platform bed.”
He lifted the mattress to show me the wooden planks underneath. “Don’t worry. Even without the springs, the bed seems comfortable enough.”
Seems? Haven’t you slept in it yet?”
“This is actually my first night in the mansion. I was supposed to stay here last night, but I was packing up my collection at the old place and it got so late I just crashed on the floor of my old room.”
I got the distinct impression from Seymour’s shaky tone that he wasn’t all that eager to be alone in Miss Todd’s hous exposuim from the master bedroom—but it failed to mitigate the creepy vibe I was feeling from this space.
“Most of the drawers and stuff are still filled with Timothea’s things, and my crap is still packed up in bags and boxes.” As he spoke, Seymour fumbled through a pile of clothing on top of a chest of drawers. He tossed me a white T-shirt still wrapped in its original plastic. “It’s extra large, big enough for you to sleep in if you like.”
“Thanks, Seymour.” I stifled a yawn as I tore open the plastic wrapper around the big shirt. “Well, goodnight.”
I expected him to leave right then, but he didn’t. He didn’t say anything, either, just stood there in the middle of the bedroom staring at me for an awkward minute.
“Something on your mind?” I finally asked.
He shifted from foot to foot. “You’ve been a good friend to me, Penelope.”
“Thanks. You’ve been a good friend to me, too.”
“Do you think that you and I should maybe—” He glanced away, then back to me. “I don’t know, maybe be more than that?”
Uh-oh, said the ghost in my head.
My entire body went rigid. Maybe sleeping over wasn’t such a good idea. “Um, Seymour, I don’t really feel that way about you.”
Seymour blew out air. “Oh, good! I mean . . . I really like you and all, Pen, don’t get me wrong, but as a friend. I just don’t feel that romantic chemistry thing, you know?”
“Chemistry, right.”
“See, I didn’t want you to think I was insulting you or anything.”
“Insulting me?”
“By not making a pass.”
Oh, brother.
“Listen, Seymour, I think you’re a great guy.” I took his arm and began walking him to the door. “But I wouldn’t want us to put our friendship in jeopardy, you know? That’s too important to me.”
Good line, baby. You think that up all by yourself?
Seymour nodded. He stopped in the doorway and looked down at me with an excessively sympathetic look in his eyes. “I agree with you, Pen. Let’s just keep things on a friendship level between us. It’ll be better for you in the long run. You’ll see.”
I gritted my teeth. “Anyway, you have other romantic prospects to think about, don’t you? I mean, April Briggs was all over you tonight.”
“You noticed, too, huh?” Seymour waggled his eyebrows. “She couldn’t keep her hands off me, but you know, there was still something missing that! I thought you were—”
“The flashlight! It’s shining in my eyes!”
“Oops. Sorry.”
Seymour lowered the Maglite until its beam illuminated the carpet that ran down the center of the hall.
“What happened to the electricity?” I asked, trying to rub the white spots from my eyes.
“The lights flickered and then went out.”
“The light in my room is working fine—” I faced the bedroom I’d just left and saw it was now completely dark in there, too. “Well, it was working. When did the electricity fail?”
“Right around the time I heard what sounded like a woman crying.”
“You heard it, too?”
“Listen!”
The sobs began again. Then the lights flickered in the hall and came on. “Thank goodness! At least we don’t have to stumble around in the dark—”
“Holy crap! Look at the clock!”
I followed Seymour’s flashlight beam to the old grandfather and gasped. The hands on the face were spinning like propellers. Then the clock began to chime, its repeated gongs filling the narrow space.
“Let’s go!” Seymour began pushing me toward the stairs. He didn’t have to push hard; I’d definitely seen enough! I turned and together we raced to the end of the hall.
As we ran, the sobs intensified, until the wretched sound of crying was louder than the noise of the gonging grandfather clock. When we reached the bottom of the staircase, the clock finally stopped making noise. That was when I noticed lights flickering in the living room and strange wisps of white rolling through the door. Seymour saw it, too.
“Holy smoke!” he said. “Is that a fire?”
“No. There’s no smell, no heat.”
Taking a deep breath, I pulled away from Seymour and moved through the doorway to the living room. Seymour had left two lamps on, but as soon as I moved over the threshold, they went off. I continued forward in the dark.
The sobbing suddenly ceased. I stopped dead.
“Miss Todd?” I called and waited. But everything in the house remained silent and still. I took another step forward—and gasped. A shroud of frigid air suddenly enveloped me.
“Pen?” Seymour’s voice sounded shaky. I turned to see his flashlight beam at the door.
“Over here,” I called.
Seymour’s flashlight moved closer. The chilly curtain of air still lingered, but now I could see my breath forming little condensatisoon asWe heard noises. Loud booms—well, technically, I was the only one who heard those—but we both heard the sobbing. We both felt a mysterious mist, a cold spot, and then we even saw—”
I paused and swallowed, gathered my nerves.
Eddie was staring at me with a perplexed expression. “Yeah? What did you see?”
“A fat man. We didn’t recognize him at first—we were both too shocked at the time. But on the drive over here, we remembered he was the man in the portrait over Miss Todd’s mantel. He was transparent, and he floated across her living room.”
Eddie shook his head, stared down at his bare feet.
“It happened, Eddie. I’m telling you it was real. Don’t say you don’t believe me.”
“Pen . . .” He paused. “I believe that you believe you experienced something. But you said it yourself: You had a lot to drink. And the Todd house is pretty creepy.”
I folded my arms, gritted my teeth. This was exactly why I hadn’t told a soul about Jack. The mixture of doubt and pity on Eddie’s face was almost as hard to take as Seymour “breaking it to me” why he wasn’t going to make a pass.
“Tell you what. I’ll tell my wife we’ll go to the later mass. Let me grab my gun belt. I’ll follow you two back to the house and check it out, okay?”
“Okay. Thanks.”
“It’s not like I don’t owe you, Pen. You’re the reason I got my promotion. I haven’t forgotten.”
I nodded and pointed at his naked feet. “Better not forget your shoes, either.”
 
EDDIE FOLLOWED US to the mansion, checked out the living room, the staircase, the bedrooms. Nothing appeared out of the ordinary. (Of course.) In the light of day, the house seemed to be nothing more than a quaint old Victorian filled with antiques and moth balls.
I was beginning to understand what Miss Todd had gone through. Like us, she obviously experienced the manifestations, even reported them to the police. But they didn’t believe her then any more than Eddie believed me now.
“Dr. Rubino’s explanation for the noises was dementia,” I said, pacing the foyer. “Chief Ciders’s explanation was a prankster or maybe even a killer. But neither man considered another possibility.”
Eddie put his hands on his lean hips. His QPD gun belt had been hastily buckled on over his jeans. He’d exchanged his Sunday-best dress shirt for a Franzetti Pizza T-shirt and laced a pair of scuffed Nikes onto his bare feet. Unfortunately for me, he hadn’t put on a new frame of mind.
“Pen, you’re not seriously claiming—”
“This mansion is actually haunted. That’s one mystery solved. There really is a ghost here.” I faced Eddie. “Tell me something. Miss Todd started reporting strange noises fairly recently, didn’t she?”
ed. “Only a few weeks ago.”
“Nothing before that, right?”
Eddie nodded.
“Don’t you find that suspicious?”
“What?”
“An old Victorian suddenly starts showing supernatural activity—activity so obvious that the elderly owner who’s lived there for decades contacts the police about it. Activity that becomes so disturbing it scares her to death.”
Seymour came down the steps just then. He’d changed out of his Hulk pajamas and into an avocado-green knit polo over tailored beige shorts.
“I don’t believe it,” Eddie said, folding his arms. “Tarnish in a polo? Where’s the superhero T-shirt, Seymour?”
The mailman rolled his eyes. “This is Larchmont, Franzetti. Haven’t you ever heard of blending in to the neighborhood? Or to put it in your native-land lingo, ‘When in Rome’?”
Eddie pointed to Seymour’s suitcase. “Is that where you’re going? To see the pope about an exorcism?”
“No. I’m checking in to the Finch Inn.”
“What?” I said. “I thought you were calling your former housemate, asking him to put you up for a few nights.”
Seymour shook his head. “Gilman’s already convinced Hardy Miles to move in—his girlfriend threw him out a few weeks ago, and he’s been crashing with his sister and her husband. He couldn’t wait to get out of their basement. He’s moving his stuff in today. No room for me.”
“Give me a minute,” I said. “I’ll give you a ride over to Cranberry.”
“Thanks, Pen.”
I headed back upstairs, changed back into the rest of my party clothes from the night before, ran a brush through my hair, and grabbed my handbag, where Jack’s buffalo nickel had been safely stashed.
Where you been, baby?
“We went to get Eddie.”
That badge isn’t gonna truck with your haunting story.
“Tell me something I don’t know.”
Don’t let the copper set you back, doll. When I was alive, I was just like him, didn’t swallow anything that wasn’t clear as a glass of gin. Not even those tapes will change his mind.
“The tapes!” I ran to the cabinet, pulled out the hatbox, and stuffed all five cassettes into my bag. That was when I thought of one more thing I’d need.
Downstairs I asked Seymour to haul out that portrait he’d removed from the living room, the one of the fat man over the mantel. When he produced it, I pulled out my cell phone and took a digital photo.
“Weren’t you two worried about the brakes on that thing?”
Pen was. Big-time,” Seymour said, waiting for me to pop the Saturn’s trunk. “She made me drive to your place at about five miles an hour.”
And I made him stop every twenty feet, just to be sure.”
“Good.” Eddie nodded, folding his arms. “Because the sabotaged brakes of Seymour’s VW worry me a lot more than this alleged haunted house.”
“The brakes,” I said. “That’s right. You were going to stop by Ben Kesey’s garage.”
“I did. Ben had Seymour’s bus on a lift, showed me the damage. I took digital photos, picked up some prints under the vehicle, too.”
Seymour frowned. “But you’ll just get Ben’s greasy fingerprints, won’t you?”
“I took Ben’s prints so we can eliminate him, sent what I got to the state police. They’re analyzing them now. It’s a long shot but you never know. The undercarriage was unusually clean.”
Seymour nodded. “I clipped a coupon a few weeks ago for that new Auto Wash by the Sleepy-Time Motel: half-price engine and undercarriage steaming with the purchase of a hot wax.”
“Well, it’s a good thing. I’m pretty sure I got some prints that weren’t Ben’s. In the meantime, watch your back, Seymour. You be careful, too, Pen.”
I nodded. “I will.”
As Seymour stashed his suitcase in my trunk, I stepped closer to Eddie. “If you want my theory,” I told him quietly, “I think Miss Todd’s living sister has the most to gain if something happens to Seymour.”
“You know her name?”
I shook my head. “Emory Stoddard does. But he won’t divulge it. He says she wishes to remain anonymous and he’s under no legal obligation to reveal it at the moment. All I know is that she may be living in Newport under a married name.”
Eddie frowned, remained silent for a minute. “Let me see what I can find out.”
I thanked Eddie and slid behind the wheel of my Saturn. Seymour climbed in beside me. I noticed Eddie didn’t go back to his own car until we drove away. And yes, even though it made Seymour crazy, I braked the car every ten yards for the first half mile, just to be on the safe side.
I drove slowly after that, turning onto Dogwood from Larchmont. We didn’t say a word as we rolled under the shade trees, along the stone wall, and past the gates of the “Old Farm.” Finally, we left the site of the town’s graveyard and continued on the road to Cranberry.
I drove to the far end, just past the business district, and turned onto a long drive lined with century-old weeping willows. The Finches’ bed-and-breakfast stood at the end, its brick chimneys, windows, shingle-covered gables, and corner turret making for a much cheerier picture than the Todd mansion—to my relief.
Fiona and Barney had researched their Queen Anne thoroughly, even repainting the house in its original high-Victorian colors: reddish-brown on the main body’s clapboards, and a combination of olive green and old gold on the moldings and the spindlelike ornaments that served as a porch railing.
There were four floors of rooms, each with its own fireplace and most with breathtaking views of Quindicott Pond, a good-sized body of saltwater fed by a narrow, streamlike inlet that raced in and out with the nearby Atlantic’s tides.
A nature trail circled the pond, stretched into the backwoods, and branched off to paths that led all the way to the shoreline. The inn rented bicycles for the trail and rowboats for the pond, which was usually pretty well stocked with fish. A dozen or so local fisherman even docked small boats here and used the inlet to reach the open ocean.
The inn’s French restaurant was housed in a separate, smaller building, which featured a large dining room partially built right over the pond. Chez Finch was a little too pricey for most of the town’s residents, but the raves from papers in Providence and Newport were bringing in plenty of foodie tourists with deep pockets.
As I climbed out of my car, the June sun felt warm on my face. Seymour joined me and we walked across the small parking lot, feeling the breeze off the pond—brisk and fresh with the tang of brine. We ascended the Queen Anne’s six long steps, moved across the wide, wraparound porch, and through the open stained-glass doors.
Fiona noticed us strolling past her palm trees in her dark-paneled entranceway and waved us over to the inn’s hospitality table. “Morning, you two! Care for a snack?” She was just transfering the last breakfast pastries from the white bakery box to a decorative plate. “I stopped by Cooper’s after church.”
Without a word, Seymour dropped his suitcase and stuffed a hot glazed circle of fried dough into his maw. “Thannns, Finnna,” he mumbled between chews.
Unfortunately, my stomach wasn’t up for Milner Logan’s lighter-than-air doughnuts, mouthwatering maple-glazed banana muffins, or any of the delicious-looking fare from Cooper Family Bakery. Coffee was about all I could handle. So I moved to the urn on the table and helped myself.
Have two, baby, the ghost advised. Between last night’s drinking and your funhouse scares, I’m surprised you’re still walking upright.
“Me, too,” I whispered, stifling a yawn.
“Now, tell me exactly what this is all about,” Fiona said, pointing to Seymour’s suitcase.
“I told you over the phone. I need a place to stay for a little while,” Seymour said, his thick fingers selecting an apple turnover even before he’d swallowed the last of the doughnut.
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I could already hear the ghost laughing.
Listen, Fiona. Todd Mansion really is haunted.” I pulled out my cell phone and showed her the digital photo of the old portrait. “Seymour and I saw the ghost of this man. Miss Todd must have seen him, too. That’s what scared her to death.”
Fiona’s jaw dropped as I went through the entire tale, including the audiotapes we’d uncovered. “. . . and I want to find out more about this dead man. Do you recognize him?”
Fiona shook her head. “He’s likely a Todd patriarch, don’t you think? Miss Todd’s father or grandfather?”
“Would you look into the history of Todd Mansion for me? I know you have the connections with the historical society.”
“Of course.”
“Find out everything you can. Who built the house, who lived there before Miss Todd, everything. And while you’re at it, ask around. See if you can find anyone who knows or remembers Miss Todd’s sister.”
“I promise I’ll find out what I can.” She eyed me. “Stick around a few minutes, okay?”
I nodded, downing another cup of java as Fiona showed Seymour to his room upstairs. When she came down, a few of the inn’s guests were eating pastries and drinking coffee. She smiled, greeted them warmly, and took me by the arm.
“Let’s step outside,” she whispered.
We moved through the stained-glass doors, clomping across the floorboards, and stopped in the far corner of the wide wraparound porch. The day was growing warmer but the awning kept us well shaded.
“Tell me the truth, Pen,” Fiona said quietly. “What’s going on with Seymour? Has he been spooked enough to give up the mansion? Is he going to sell to that vampire who crashed his party with the councilwoman last night?”
“You mean Charlene Fabian?”
Lindsey-Fabian,” Fiona noted. “Of the Lindsey-Tilton group; let’s not forget that.”
“The McBed-and-Breakfasts, I know.”
“You should also know that I don’t buy that ridiculous story Marjorie Binder-Smith told about Charlene being an old friend staying with her for a visit. That woman might be a college chum, but she was there last night to get a good look around. Probably would have greased the wheels with Seymour, too, if I hadn’t been there to run interference.”
“I’m sure you’re right.”
“Of course I am! And I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that there’s a financial reason Marjorie’s involved—probably a political contribution or even a quiet kickback under the table if the councilwoman agrees to steamroll through re-zoning of Larchmont for a B and B.”
I nodded.
Fiona shook her head. “You know, I saw her again been s>
“Who? Marjorie?”
“No, Charlene Lindsey-Fabian. She was going into Cooper’s as I was heading out. It took every ounce of willpower for me to bite my tongue and not tell her off again.”
“Listen, Fiona, after last night, you better prepare yourself for the possibility. Seymour may decide to sell. He’s pretty upset about the whole haunting business. Even before we witnessed the manifestation, he contacted the Spirit Zappers.” I explained who they were and what they did. “But they’re backed up for months. And right now I’m more worried about someone trying to hurt him—even kill him—over that property. Eddie Franzetti confirmed what Ben Kesey found: The brakes on Seymour’s VW bus were sabotaged.”
Fiona’s eyes bugged a moment. Then she folded her arms and tapped her foot in thought. A cool breeze off the pond blew the line of Shaker rockers back and forth as if a group of ghostly guests were taking it easy, biding their time till midnight when they’d rise up and haunt the town.
“What the Todd house needs is a séance,” Fiona finally said. “An authentic medium might be able find out some key information from the spirit or spirits lodged there.”
“A séance . . .” I thought it over. “That’s not a bad idea. The house is very old, yet the manifestations began only recently. Why? What’s behind it? What made the activity start?”
“If a medium can help Seymour answer those questions, maybe even exorcise those spirits and prevent him from selling, then I’m going to introduce him to one.”
You know a medium?”
“As a matter of fact, I do. She’s going to be leading a séance in my restaurant tonight at midnight.”
“Chez Finch?”
Fiona nodded. “She belongs to a spiritualist group based out of town. A small number of them are coming to stay the night at the inn.” She glanced at her watch. “They’re all due to check in before sunset.”
“But why hold a séance at Chez Finch? It’s too new to be haunted, isn’t it?”
“It’s not the restaurant they’re interested in. It’s the pond, which the dining room is partially built right over.”
“Why is that significant?”
“Apparently they’re going to try to reach the spirit of a man who may have drowned in the ocean waters connected to the pond.”
“I see. And what’s the name of this group?”
“I don’t know yet. It’s all very secretive. The reservations and arrangement were made by the medium herself: Rachel Delve. I actually know Rachel from another business transaction. She’s very nice and quite trustworthy. She’s the real thing, Pen. Maybe she can help Seymour.”
“Jim! You came from the bakery? Just now?”
He laughed. “Yeah, what’s wrong with that? You afraid I’ll get fat eating too many of Milner’s doughnuts?”
I almost didn’t recognize the man. Most days around Quindicott, the head of Wolfe Construction was wearing dusty jeans, a denim shirt, and a hard hat. Today he was cleaned up and sharply tailored in a Sunday blue suit.
“Sorry, Jim.” I shook my head clear, feeling like an idiot. “I was just wondering if you’d happened to bump into Charlene Fabian.”
“Yeah, I did. You know Charlene?” He reached out then and touched my hair. “Your hair looks nice like that.”
“Like what?”
“Down around your shoulders. Whenever I see you, it’s always tied back.”
Jim’s eyes were blue but I’d never noticed just what shade—this close they looked cobalt, like an early autumn sky. It was distracting. I swallowed, trying to remember what I was going to ask the man.
Whether he knows the name of the old battleaxe. Whether the broad is Miss Todd’s living sister. Whether she’s in league with the innkeeper’s mortal enemy to off your pal the mailman for a million-dollar payoff. Get a grip, baby.
“Uh . . .”
Jim smiled. “You trying to ask me something, Mrs. McClure?”
“Yes!”
“Let me make it easy for you, okay? You want to go to dinner or a movie with me sometime? Is that what you want to ask?”
“No, no! You’re misunderstanding—”
“Hi, Jim!”
“Hey, there, Bob.”
It was then I noticed a few passersby were glancing our way with more than a little curiosity. The whispering women on the street seemed especially interested in what Jim and I were discussing so intensely. I closed my eyes took a breath.
“I’m not trying to ask you out, Jim,” I whispered. “What I’d like to know is if you knew the name of the older woman with Charlene Fabian.”
“Oh, I see . . . Uh, yeah, actually I do. Her name’s Mrs. Beatrice Ingram. I just had a short meet-and-greet with those two inside.”
“Meet-and-greet?”
“Uh-huh. We had coffee together. Mrs. Ingram’s planning to invest in a property with Charlene, turn it into a bed-and-breakfast. They need some work on the place and I’ve done work for Charlene in the past.” He shrugged.
“Where is this place?”
“Newport.”
“You have an address?”
“—Bang, Bang Baby.”


CHAPTER 20
Past Is Present
Now let’s add it up and don’t interrupt me.
—The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler, 1953
 
 
 
“NO WONDER HE asked me out! He thinks I’m a loose bookseller, peddling pornographic fiction!”
Aunt Sadie smirked at me over the check-out counter. “He asked you out because you’re an attractive redhead who ran into him on the street.”
“Yes, literally!”
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, dear, especially when it’s six-three, has sky-blue eyes, and owns its own business.”
I glanced at my watch: eleven thirty A.M. We were due to open in thirty minutes, and I was dead on my feet. I’d already called Eddie and Fiona to tell them the name I’d uncovered (Beatrice Ingram); and with one marathon running of the mouth, I’d brought my aunt up to date on the haunting, Miss Todd’s audiotapes, tonight’s séance, and Jim Wolfe.
Sadie’s reaction wasn’t surprising. My romantic prospects always drew more commentary from her than my investigative ones.
“I’m going to catch a few hours’ sleep,” I finally told her. “Are you sure you’re okay to manage without me this afternoon?”
“Of course. Dilbert’s coming in at one. Then you can relieve us both at five, close up shop at seven, and have plenty of time to attend your séance.” Sadie shook her head. “You really think a medium can help Seymour?”
I was about to tell her that I needed all the help I could get since the only spirit that would talk to me was Jack Shepard, but I bit my tongue. “It’s a strange situation. I need to speak to someone who understands more than I do about how this occult stuff works.”
Jack laughed.
“You don’t count,” I whispered. “Since you are occult stuff.”
Upstairs, I opened the apartment door, automatically glancing into the living room for Spencer—and then I remembered.
He’s at boot camp, baby.
I walked down the hall and into my son’s bedroom anyway. The room was so empty and quiet, with the baseball bat leaning against the wall, the bed perfectly made. Bookmark was sleeping soundly at its foot. I picked up the little orange cat, cuddled her close, and carried her to my own small room.
Miss him, huh?
“Of course.” I rubbed Bookmark’s ears. She yawned and purred.
But you know hall and inun with his pals.
“I know. He’s a different boy now than a few years ago. Not like his father anymore. He’s happy, energetic. Full of love . . . and a love of life, thank good. J. said with a little military salute.
“Got that photo I asked you for?”
J. J. nodded. He dug a hand into his pocket. “Here it is, Mr. Shepard. A picture of my mom, Mable Conway.”
“Thanks, kid.” I moved to look at the woman’s picture, but Jack quickly stuffed the small photo inside his jacket. “See you later, J. J.”
“Not if I see you first!” He smiled, then turned his voice to the sidewalk crowds. “ ‘Killer Fire! Accident or Arson?’ Read all about it!”
Jack took my arm and pulled me up the block.
“Where are we going?” I asked.
“Remember my case?”
“Barely.”
“We’re heading to the jewelry store, doll. We found an empty box in the bedroom of the kid’s mother. It had a card inside—”
“That’s right! The mother’s boyfriend was Frankie Papps. He bought her a pair of pearl earrings. The jeweler’s card was in the box.”
“Broadway’s Best Jewelry,” he said as he pulled me along. “Shake a leg.”
 
“THE GREAT WHITE Way” is a phrase supposedly coined in 1901 by an ad man named O. J. Gude, who foresaw the awesome possibilities of the electric display. It started with one sign on Broadway—an advertisement for an ocean resort. By the early twenty-first century, digital billboards half the size of skyscrapers were flashing real-time images from cable TV.
At the moment, however, we weren’t that far in the future. We were in Jack’s time, mid-twentieth century, and the ads weren’t quite as massive in size, but they were plenty ubiquitous in scope. As we skirted crowds of pedestrians to cross the intersection of Broadway and Forty-second, a field of billboards urged me to chew gum, drink beer, and eat Planters Peanuts.
Nighttime was always magic in Times Square, with the glow of theater and movie marquees giving everything a glittery, electric feel. Daytime wasn’t quite so spectacular—and right now it was high noon.
The midday sun’s unforgiving spot exposed the dinginess of the old buildings here. The side streets appeared drab, the ticket offices tired. Grand hotel lobbies and theater entrances were dark; life swarmed instead around cheap lunch counters, cut-rate haberdasheries, and novelty concessions.
Broadway’s Best Jewelers sounded like a glamorous shop, but when we arrived at the address—closer to Eighth Avenue than the actual Broadway—we found a dingy storefront with a faded sign. A bell clanged loudly above us as we pushed open the glass door.
The place smelled of must and old wood with theater posters covering the paneled walls. There was a counter—not glass but scarred oak—and no jewelry of any kind was on display; no watches, rings, or pendants, just fat catalogs with plain covers. The shop ran deep. Behind the counter, a number of men and women were bent over craft tables, bright div>
“He works stagecraft, miss,” Dolly said. “Does lighting, special electric effects, whatever the show’s director wants.”
“Who was the guy working for lately?” Jack asked.
She shrugged. “Some big producer. Don’t know his name but he gave us a lot of business through Frankie. He was the man who paid the bills for the props. It was Frankie who placed all the orders and picked up the stuff. He said their show was still in rehearsals.”
“Can you give us the address where the bills were sent?” Jack asked.
“Maybe. If there’s something in it for me.”
Jack slid a five-dollar bill across the counter. Dolly slid an address over to him. We left the dim interior of Broadway’s Best Jewelers and stepped into the blazing September afternoon.
I squinted up at Jack, my white-gloved hand shading my eyes. “Where’s the address?”
“Great Neck.”
“Guess we have to take a train ride.” I started down the block. Jack stopped me.
“Your next move is all the way out to Long Island? You’re all done with your business in the city? Is that right?”
I smirked up at the man. “From that tone, I’m guessing I’m not.”
Jack tilted back his fedora. “You sure got a lot to learn, honey.”
“Give me that photo!”
Jack raised a sandy eyebrow but he didn’t argue, just handed it over.
“Come on!” I said. This time, I grabbed his arm and tugged him up the block. I turned into the first burlesque show I saw. There were girlie pictures plastered under the marquee; billboards with half-dressed cuties; and a big, ugly-looking bouncer at the door. He stopped us with a giant hand, pointed to the ticket booth.
“We’re not here to see the girls,” I said. “We’re looking for this woman. Know her?”
The big man frowned at the photo of Mable Conway and shook his head. Then he pointed to the booth and folded his massive arms. “Thirty-five cents each.”
“Come on!” I pulled Jack to the next theater.
The burlesque houses were mostly clustered along Eighth Avenue and Forty-second. I showed Mable Conway’s photo to the next bouncer and then a third. None of them recognized her. But the fourth one said she looked familiar.
“She ain’t a blonde, though. She’s a brunette. And she’s about fifteen years older than that photo.”
“Did she work here?” I asked, excited to find a lead.
The bouncer nodded. “You should talk to the girls inside.”The men exchanged words about some big boxing match. Then Jack grabbed my gloved hand and pulled me along like a little coal car behind a massive steam engine.
The apartment was shotgun style, with one room leading into another. Each was full of smoke—cigarette and cigar. A radio was playing loudly somewhere, the announcer calling a horse race. A dozen men were sitting around on easy chairs, reading papers and drinking. A half dozen more sat around a table playing cards, also drinking. We plowed through room after room until we came to a closed door. Jack knocked three times.
“Come!”
Curly the Bookie didn’t have any curls. He didn’t have any hair, either. In an irony that didn’t get past the Three Stooges, “Curly’s” head was shaved clean as a billiard ball. He had a bulky, half-muscular body, as if he’d been a boxer once and had gone a little to pot—but only a little. The man’s bulldog face and ham-sized biceps didn’t look worth challenging in the ring or out.
He greeted Jack with a stern but not unfriendly, “Howya doin’, Shep?” The men exchanged some views on a race-horse and more on the same boxing match Jack had discussed with the muscle-bound doorman.
“. . . but I’m not here to lose my money today, Curly,” Jack said all of a sudden. “Got a girl partner here today wants to ask you a few questions. That okay?”
I tensed. Curly’s bulldog face didn’t move but his black eyes narrowed on me from behind his desk. “Depends on the questions.”
Jack stepped back and pressed me forward. “You’re on, baby.”
“Crap,” I muttered.
“Excuse me?” Curly said.
“I was wondering, Mr. . . . uh, Curly, if you know a man named Frankie Papps?”
“Why?”
“I, uh, need to find him for a little boy who wants to locate his mother. Frankie was the woman’s boyfriend. And she’s disappeared. Can you help me find Frankie?”
Curly took a long time looking me over. He took a long drag on the stub of a cigar. “Frankie places bets here,” he finally said. “Does it once a week, like clockwork. He ain’t been here in two.”
“Do you have any idea where he might have gone?”
“He mentioned his boss owed him a big cut of back pay and he was sick of waitin’ for it. He was going out there to collect so he could place a nice big bet on Graziano vs. Zale at Yankee. Frankie don’t show soon, he’s gonna miss the book.”
“You said he was going ‘out there’—where is that? Long Island?”
Curly nodded. “Said his girlfriend worked for this rich guy, too, and they were both going to get their cut, quit while they were ahead.”
“What does that mean? What were they doing for this man?”
“From what Frankie told me, t were running some kind of elaborate scam. There were whales involved, a big payoff.”
I glanced at Jack. “Whales?” I whispered.
“Rich people were being scammed, baby. Very rich people.”
“So that’s it,” Curly said. “That’s all I know.”
We were clearly dismissed and Jack led me out again, back through the shotgun rooms. We were almost to the door when someone stopped him.
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite slugger. What brings you here, Jack? A bet or a case?”
“I’m done talking to you about cases, Brennan. Unless you want another shiner?”
My ears pricked at the name. “Timothy Brennan?” I leaned my head around Jack’s wide shoulders and my jaw dropped. The famous late author of crime novels (in my time) was standing in front of us, now very much alive—much younger than I remembered, too, and about a hundred pounds leaner. But then, the man wouldn’t be keeling over at my in-store appearance for another sixty years.
“Who’s the cutie?” Tim Brennan winked at me. “Introduce me, Shepard. Don’t be a cad.”
“This is Penelope. She’s helping me out today.”
“Charmed.” Brennan winked again, but this time it was more of a leer. “And what exactly are you helping our Mr. Shepard with, Red?”
“The case of a missing mother.” I sniffed.
Beneath a boyish shock of hair, Brennan’s eyes lit up. “Really? Sounds like great copy.”
“Don’t tell him a thing,” Jack warned.
“Okay, then,” I said. “I guess we’re off to Great Neck then.”
“Great Neck?” Brennan echoed as we began to move past him. “You two investigating the deaths in that fire?”
“What fire?” Jack asked.
Brennan slapped a newspaper into Jack’s hand. “Read all about it, buddy. Eight dead in mansion land. Rich guy’s place burned to the ground. Could be arson. And if it is, it’s eight counts of homicide.”
“I’ll read it,” Jack said, then hustled me out of the bookie’s lair.
When we hit the street, I asked Jack how we were getting to Long Island. The weather was looking pretty lousy by now; clouds were smothering the sun. The daylight was dying.
“Close your eyes, baby. We don’t have much time left.”
“We’re not done, are we? I still haven’t solved the case!”
“Close your eyes.”
I did and all of a sudden the balmy="6">
I rubbed my eyes, feeling groggy. Part of my mind was still stuck in the past—Gideon Wexler was the name of the man in the portrait. But that name didn’t mean anything to me. And it made no sense. Who was Miss Todd to this man? A relative? A friend? A lover? And what did it matter, anyway?
I called silently to Jack, but he was gone. Once again, reliving his past memories had exhausted him.
“An envelope came for you, by the way.” Aunt Sadie called from the doorway. “I left it on the dresser.”
“An envelope?”
“Yes, Dilbert found it earlier, stuffed in our door’s mail slot.”
“But this is Sunday. We don’t get mail on Sunday. And we’re open. Why didn’t the person who delivered it just come inside?”
“Yes, it’s a little mysterious, isn’t it?”
I could tell my aunt was curious, if not a little worried. I threw off my bedcovers and went to the dresser. The envelope was white and plain with MRS. MCCLURE typed on the front—no address, no stamp, no other markings. I opened it, unfolded the paper inside. There was only one sentence typed: nine black words on a field of white.
“What is it, dear?” Aunt Sadie could see something was wrong from my expression. She moved back into the room, took the paper from me and blanched at the simple message:
BRAKES AREN’T THE ONLY THINGS THAT CAN GET CUT.


CHAPTER 21
Happy Medium
She looked a little pale and strained, but she looked like a girl who could function under a strain.
—The Big Sleep, Raymond Chandler, 1939
 
 
 
“A LITTLE MELODRAMATIC, isn’t it?” I pointed to the burning candle in Fiona Finch’s hand.
She shrugged. “No electricity. That’s the way they wanted it.”
“Who’s they?”
“RIPS—they’re the ones conducting tonight’s séance.”
“RIPs?” I repeated. “Rest in—”
Fiona cut me off. “It stands for Rhode Island Paranormal Society. Rachel explained it all to me after checking in this evening.”
It was close to midnight and I was standing with Fiona in the foyer of Chez Finch. Despite the threatening note, I was determined to attend this séance.
Of course, I’d already notified Eddie Franzetti about the threat. He’d raced over to the shop as soon as I’d called, impounding the letter as evidence. I doubted he would get any useful fingerprints. He said the state foreneither.
Aunt Sadie and Dilbert insisted on staying with me until we closed the store. I agreed, but I wasn’t going to cancel my plans for the night. One stupid note wasn’t going to stop me—if anything, it made me more determined than ever to keep digging into this case. My one concession was asking Eddie to have a patrol car include the Finch Inn on its watch as long as Seymour was staying there.
“RIPS?” I repeated to Fiona.
She nodded her head. “The group’s been around since the 1920s and the current membership takes this all quite seriously.” She gestured toward the archway that led into the restaurant’s large dining room—completely dark now except for a single taper burning on the room’s largest round table. Two human silhouettes were standing near the wall of windows overlooking Quindicott Pond.
“Are you going to this thing?” I asked her.
“Not me. But you can fill me in after the séance is over. I have some other things to discuss with you, as well—”
Girlish laughter echoed loudly through the darkened dining room, followed by a very familiar guffaw: my mailman.
“Sounds like Seymour’s getting along pretty well with someone in there.”
Before Fiona could reply, we both heard the honk of Barney’s electric golf cart. “The other guests are arriving.” Fiona waved me forward. “Go ahead inside, Pen. Seymour will introduce you to Rachel.”
Beyond the restaurant’s wall of windows, the pond appeared black as outer space, the inn’s solar-powered foot-lights marking nearby trails like tiny stars in the distance. The moon was full tonight, its glow rippling on the dark water and providing much-needed ambient light in the murky room.
I found Seymour chatting with a young woman dressed casually in a denim skirt and high-top yellow sneakers.
“Hey, Pen!” he called with an energized grin. “This is Rachel Delve. Rachel, this is my friend Penelope McClure.”
Smiling, the woman took my hand. Rachel was petite, shorter than me—and I wasn’t very tall to start with. Her freckled face, framed by a tangle of reddish-orange hair, was so round it was almost cherubic. Even in this dim light, I could see her complexion was rosy from laughter.
“Nice to meet you,” she said, taking my hand.
At first I doubted Rachel was part of the RIPS group. She seemed so normal, so bubbly. She came off more like a member of the restaurant staff—until I noticed the ankh symbol dangling from a gold chain around her neck.
Jack might have had an opinion, but I’d deliberately left his buffalo nickel back home. He’d disappeared after our dream—which was par for the course—but I wouldn’t have brought him anyway. I’d never been to a séance, and I didn’t know what to expect. After Ophelia Tuttle’s little display, the last thing I needed was a public gathering where someone might announce that Penelope Thornton-McCluree you t Popeye, sailors, and comic books, Barney Finch ushered a new guest into the dining room.
“Hey, Mr. Stoddard!” Seymour called. “Are you here as my lawyer?”
Emory Stoddard shook his head. “Tonight I’m here to represent the society, Mr. Tarnish.” Then the lawyer offered me his hand. “Good to see you, Mrs. McClure. Fiona told me about your experience last night.”
I did my best to cover my reaction. Something was definitely up here. He offered me his hand, and I shook, once again noticing the ankh ring.
“You lied to me about this ring, didn’t you?”
Stoddard frowned.
“This symbol has something to do with your affiliation with the Rhode Island Paranormal Society, doesn’t it?”
“Yes,” Stoddard admitted. “When the society was founded by my great-grandfather and others, they adopted the ankh as their talisman. For them, the symbol represented the gift of life, both on the physical plane and eternally, in the realm of the spirit. It’s too hard to explain to unbelievers, so we don’t even try.”
“And Miss Tuttle is also a member of your group?”
Stoddard lowered his voice. “She came to our Newport headquarters several years ago, a troubled spirit seeking a way to cope with her burgeoning psychic gifts. I have been guiding her way ever since.”
“I was under the impression Miss Tuttle was your employee.”
“Ophelia is much more than that,” he said. “She’s the most gifted medium I’ve ever known.”
I raised an eyebrow. Now I knew where a reserved and mannered lawyer like Mr. Stoddard crossed paths with a young woman as dark and edgy as Miss Tuttle. Apparently it was somewhere on the astral plane.
“You said the society is headquartered in Newport? Didn’t you have an office there, Mr. Stoddard?”
“And I will again, once the building our group has purchased is refurbished. My Millstone office is only temporary.”
“Inconvenient for your Newport clients,” I noted, wondering whether to believe him.
“There are so few of them nowadays,” he replied. “I’ve given up most of my practice to devote more time to the society. Our architects are creating a facility that is specifically designed to aid our psychic investigations. My legal offices will be on the premises.”
“I see Leo Rollins is here.” I gestured to the dark corner. “Is he a member?”
“Leo is working on our facility in Newport, and he’s assisting us tonight with the electrical system.” Stoddard frowned. “You see, electrical fields interfere with communications from the astral plane, so we banish all such devices from our psychic sessions.”
It was also a neat dodge to , his eyes wide. “Quickly, Mrs. Fromsette, ask your questions,” he urged. “I must bring her back soon!”
“Arthur? Who is hitting you?”
“I know! I know who it is,” Rachel gasped, and her arms flew outward. She jerked them as if she were fending off blows, then her fingers clawed the air as if she were trying to hang on to something.
April Briggs reared back to avoid Rachel’s flailing. I heard her scream the same moment the candle toppled and the room went black.
Then I heard another scream. Seymour brushed my leg as he lurched out of his chair. I heard a meaty smack, then a crash!
“The lights, Leo!” Mr. Stoddard shouted. “The lights!”
It seemed an eternity before the lights came up, and when they finally did, Seymour was on the floor, cradling a bloodied Rachel Delve in his arms. The woman’s nose was smashed; blood dribbled down her cheek and flowed from her gaping mouth. Her eyelids fluttered wildly.
“Rachel, can you hear me?” Seymour called, shaking her.
He touched her face, adding to the gore that already stained his hands, his clothing. Finally the woman heard Seymour’s frantic calls, and tried to focus. Then her head lolled limply to one side.
“Call 911,” Seymour shouted. “Get an ambulance here!”
 
THE AMBULANCE CAME and went, spiriting the medium to the emergency room. Seymour wanted to follow Rachel to the hospital, but was detained by an angry Chief Ciders who, after interviewing the séance members for less than five minutes, promptly arrested Seymour Tarnish.
“This time, I know it’s the victim’s blood on your clothes,” the chief declared.
Seymour pleaded his innocence even as he was cuffed and dragged away by Bull McCoy. Stoddard was torn between going to the hospital to be with Rachel or arranging bail for Seymour.
“I’ll be fine. I’ve spent the night in Ciders’s hoosegow before,” Seymour told the man. “You go to the hospital. Make sure the docs take good care of Rachel!”
Miss Tuttle and Stoddard left immediately for the ER, and the other séance members departed. April Briggs was sobbing and clinging to her mother on the way out.
“I was just so frightened,” she said, sounding like a believer now.
I looked around for Leo, wanting to ask why it took him nearly thirty seconds to turn on the lights after Stoddard called out. But before I could locate the man I heard his Harley cough to life in the parking lot. He was speeding away as I stepped outside.
I found Fiona standing there, her face unnaturally pale.
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“You don’t think Seymour did it, do you?”
“No, of course not. But the chief can’t hold Seymour long. He’ll make bail in the morning. Let’s just hope Miss Delve revives quickly and can tell us whatever she can about who really assaulted her.”
“How long have you known Rachel, anyway?”
“Over a year now. I met her when I purchased her beautiful set of seafaring paintings. You’ve seen them, in our lighthouse bungalow. Seymour liked them so much that I bought one for him, too, as a housewarming gift.”
“So Rachel’s the mysterious artist ‘RD’?”
Fiona shrugged. “I didn’t want to introduce her to Seymour for fear he’d make an ass of himself. Who knew they’d hit it off?”
I glanced at my watch and groaned. “I can’t believe it’s nearly two in the morning—”
“You can’t leave yet.” She took my arm. “We have to talk. Remember you asked me to find out what I could about Todd Mansion?”
“Yes!”
Fiona led me back up to the inn and into her private office. “Sit,” she said, pointing out a comfortable old leather chair.
As I settled in, I noticed she had a pot of jasmine tea already brewed and sitting on a small service cart beside her mahogany desk.
“I did a bit of snooping,” Fiona began, as she poured our tea and handed me a bone china cup and saucer. “The local library’s records weren’t any help, but I called a friend at the Rhode Island Preservation Society in Providence. Folks there have long memories—”
“And?”
“And she e-mailed me a number of documents from their records. I printed them out.” Fiona settled herself behind her desk, placed a pair of delicate reading glasses on the tip of her nose, and shuffled through a pile of papers. “The real history of the Todd house began back in 1948. Before that, the house was owned by the Philips family. Old Jeremiah was a banker hit hard by the Great Depression. Then he lost both boys in the war. He managed to hang on to the family homestead until he died in 1946, when the mansion fell into receivership.”
Fiona paused to sip her tea. “The house was purchased after that but my contact is still digging for a copy of the deed.”
“Who purchased it? Timothea Todd?”
Fiona shook her head. “My contact believes the purchaser was a man named Gideon Wexler.”
My spine stiffened. “Did you hear that, Jack!” I shouted in my head and then remembered. Because of the séance, I’d intentionally left his buffalo nickel on my dresser. Swallowing, I simply repeated the name aloud: “Gideon Wexler, you say?”
“Yes, apparently there was a chapter written on Wexler in a book about Newport ovidencrary and my contact scanned some relevant pages. Now let’s see . . .” Fiona shuffled more papers. “Apparently, after the Second World War, Gideon Wexler was a big hit among high-society types in New York City. Here’s his photo—”
She handed me a printout. Wexler was the fat man in the portrait over the mantel, all right, as well as the ghost I’d seen floating across Miss Todd’s living room. He was also the man in the newspaper Jack had shown me—the one whose mansion had burned, killing eight people, including J. J. Conway’s mother.
“He told fortunes,” Fiona explained, “helping wealthy war widows contact their dead spouses—for substantial fees. His occult group, called the Order of the Old Ones, was so popular that Wexler purchased and refurbished an estate on Long Island. It became the group’s ‘spiritual retreat.’ And according to witnesses, strange things happened at that house. People reported hearing odd noises, cold spots, ghostly lights, and frightening apparitions.”
That sounds familiar.” I pointed to the papers. “Is there anything in there that shows that symbol on the Todd fence—a pentagram with a fleur-de-lis in the center?”
Fiona nodded and handed me one of the papers. “It’s the symbol for their order, Pen.”
I frowned, seeing the design and caption, thinking again of Leo’s dagger.
“Wexler claimed he had the power to raise spirits of the dead to act as his personal supernatural guides,” Fiona continued.
“But he operated in New York, right? And then Long Island. What brought him up here?”
“I’m getting to that—in 1947 his mansion on Long Island burned to the ground.” Fiona flashed a familiar-looking newspaper clipping. “Several of his employees died in the fire, along with a few of the wealthy folks who had joined his group. The fire was deemed suspicious, but Wexler was out of town when it happened and was never charged with a crime.”
“That’s when he came to Quindicott?”
“Not directly,” Fiona said. “After the fire, Wexler resettled in Newport—lots of money there, so it was a good location for him to start pulling in rich widows again. He started his Order of the Old Ones up in a town house but it wasn’t big enough. He wanted a fresh location, a big place with lots of grounds and somewhat isolated, much like the house he’d refurbished on Long Island. That’s how he came to purchase the house in Quindicott. He began remodeling it, put up the fence, and made other improvements. But within a year of moving in, he died of a heart attack.”
“So Gideon Wexler bought Miss Todd’s mansion. But how does Timothea fit in? How did she come to live there? Did they have a relationship? Or did she purchase it after Wexler?”
“Unfortunately, I don’t know any of that, but my contact is still digging, trying to find a record of the latest deed. As soon as she comes up with any new information, I’ll get it to you.”
I thankike the h3">I hated that he was under arrest, but at least I could be sure he’d be safe, for tonight at least. There were a lot of pieces to this ghostly puzzle, and I still couldn’t put it all together.
“Jack?” I whispered into the dark bedroom air.
But the air didn’t stir and his voice didn’t answer. I closed my eyes again, disturbed by the image of my PI partner fading into the fog.


CHAPTER 22
Quibbling
Dike was firmly opposed to the granting of contracts and concessions to those who enjoyed political pull.
—Honest Money, Erle Stanley Gardner, Black Mask, November 1932
 
 
 
THE FOLLOWING EVENING, Bud Napp hadn’t even banged the gavel (or in his case, the ball peen hammer) on the Quindicott Business Owners Association meeting, when the subject of the gathering sauntered in to Buy the Book’s Community Events space. As Bud’s hammer hung in midstrike, I turned and gaped with everyone else at Jim Wolfe’s six-foot-three form striding down the center aisle.
The contractor wore tight denims, spotless white sneakers, and a beige summer sport jacket over a V-neck black T-shirt. “Hello, everyone,” he said with a friendly smile.
“Hello, back!” called Joyce Koh, daughter of the local grocer, her voice full of naked flirtation. Sitting next to her, Mr. Koh scowled and whispered something—then they quietly began to argue.
Jim cleared his throat, continued up to the raised dais, and faced Bud. “I think I have a solution to your problem,” he said loud enough for the entire room to hear.
“I’ll be happy to hear you out,” Bud replied warily.
“Councilman Lockhart and I have worked out a plan, but I want to hear your input before it gets implemented.”
I was surprised to hear that. Previously, Brockton Lockhart had always backed Councilwoman Binder-Smith. Was what passed for a political machine in Quindicott actually breaking down? If so, then Bud’s announced candidacy had already made a difference.
For the next ten minutes, Jim Wolfe outlined a plan to shift most of his construction fleet to an empty lot owned by Lockhart. “The generators will have to stay,” he warned. “But we’ll park them so they won’t block your entrance. Line them up catty-corner, maybe.”
“What’s Lockhart getting out of this?” Bud asked suspiciously.
“Brock doesn’t want to be used as a political tool by a certain councilwoman,” Jim replied. “Frankly, neither do I.”
Bud rubbed his chin. “Can I get a permit to paint yellow lines on the street—lines that’ll keep your vYou need to see this.”
“What?”
Fiona handed me a sheet of paper. “The preservation society e-mailed me a copy of the latest deed to Todd Mansion.” The photocopy wasn’t the best, but the signatures were legible. “Along with Gideon Wexler, the house’s owners were Timothea Todd and Wilomena Field.”
“Oh, my God. Mrs. Fromsette’s maiden name is Field!”
Fiona nodded. “And her first name is Wilomena.”
“So Mrs. Fromsette is the mysterious sister?” I said. “But she has a different name.”
“She’s a half-sister—” Fiona said.
“She’s also active in a spiritualist community,” I broke in. “Mrs. Fromsette must be the one who arranged the manipulation of the ghosts in that house! She has the most to gain by her sister’s and Seymour’s deaths.”
Milner shook his head. “But spooks don’t sabotage brakes.”
“And no spirit put poor Rachel in the hospital,” Fiona reminded me.
“If Mrs. Fromsette had inherited the house in the first place, none of this would have happened,” Aunt Sadie said. “I wonder what could have come between the sisters to estrange them so?”
“I believe I know the answer to that!” Fiona proudly declared. She produced a copy of an old black-and-white photo from the preservation society’s files. It showed Gideon Wexler flanked by two adoring young women. The three of them stood in front of the open wrought-iron gates of Todd Mansion.
“That must be Timothea on the right!” Sadie cried. “I saw her wearing that very tiara once.”
Fiona nodded. “The other woman is Wilomena Field—the future Mrs. Arthur Fromsette. This photo came from a pamphlet about Gideon Wexler’s spiritualist society. In the caption, the women are identified as Timothea Todd and her half-sister, Wilomena Field! Both met Gideon in Newport and clearly fell under his spell. Just look at the way those young women are gazing up at the man. Look at the way his arms are around them both. I think there may have been a love triangle. I think Miss Todd and her sister may have fought over Gideon Wexler’s attentions, and that’s why the sisters had their falling-out.”
“I guess Miss Todd got her man—or got his ghost, anyway,” Milner said.
Sadie shuddered. “You wouldn’t take this so lightly if you heard Miss Todd’s tape recordings.”
Brainert practically jumped out of his seat. “You’ve heard the tapes?”
Sadie nodded. “I’ve been listening to them all day.”
“For heaven’s sake, play them for all of us!” Brainert said.
Milner, Linda, and Fiona nodded with fascinated interest.
Sadie brought out the tapes and played them back th the Community Events PA system. In stereo, coming through recessed speakers around us, the creepy, unnatural sounds were even more unsettling. Sadie cued up some of the most dramatic sections. They obviously left an impression on the skeptical group.
As Sadie fast forwarded through the final tape, she stopped too soon and the room filled with a familiar, high-low rumble.
“That again,” Sadie said, annoyed. “At first I thought it was part of the supernatural phenomena because it’s on every tape. Then I realized it was just traffic noise.”
“Play that again, Aunt Sadie,” I said.
Sadie did, and my suspicious were confirmed.
“That’s Leo Rollins’s Harley!” I realized.
“Sure is,” Milner said. “That’s his customized engine. I’d recognize it anywhere. And didn’t you say that Leo was at the séance, too?”
“Yes,” I said.
Milner nodded. “Like I said. No spirit slugged that medium.”
“But Leo’s got no stake in this property fight,” I said. “And it was Mrs. Fromsette who was seated inside the séance circle. She was closer to Rachel than Leo—”
“Pen, Mrs. Fromsette comes into our bakery all the time. And I can tell you that old woman could hardly give someone a black eye, let alone knock them out.”
“But I don’t think Leo could have been close enough to do it. The room was pitch-dark after the candle was knocked over. How could he have found Rachel to punch her?”
“Actually, Leo served with the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment during Desert Storm,” Milner said.
Linda faced her husband. “How do you know that?”
“Guys talk.” He shrugged. “Especially when they drink.”
Linda scowled. “You went to that girly bar again, didn’t you?”
“I, uh—”
“So Leo was a pilot, then?” I cut in before we got off the subject.
Milner shook his head. “Leo was an infantry scout, a Night Stalker. They’re specially trained to fight in the dark.”
“It was Leo who found us when the brakes failed on the highway, remember, Pen,” Sadie quickly noted. “He said he was just passing by, but he might have been stalking us to see what happened after he sabotaged the brakes!”
“You said Leo doesn’t have a stake in this, but someone could have hired him to kill Seymour,” Brainert reminded me.
“That would explain what Jim Wolfe said to Bun eyebrow. “A hit man would earn more than an electrician.”
“And what about that dagger Leo has?” Linda said. “If it looks exactly like the one you found in Todd Mansion, then there must be a connection, right? Maybe Mrs. Fromsette had the dagger all these years and gave it to him to use!”
Milner nodded. “That’s got to be it. Mrs. Fromsette hired Leo.”
“But all of this stuff is just conjecture,” I pointed out.
The ghost of Jack Shepard may not have been with me now, but I could hear his voice echoing through my memories, railing about getting hard proof. Eddie Franzetti and his State Police colleagues would need conclusive evidence—facts that were clear as a glass of gin.
“All this stuff is circumstantial,” I continued. “There’s no presentable legal evidence against Leo. And the police aren’t going to make an arrest based on our theories.”
The group glanced at one another sheepishly. They knew I was right.
“Perhaps we should listen to more of Miss Todd’s tapes,” Brainert suggested. “We might hear something more substantial that implicates Leo.”
While Sadie cued up another sound bite, I told her I needed to use the phone.
“Who are you calling at this hour?” she asked.
“Seymour! He’s in danger. Concrete proof or not, we all believe we know who’s guilty. Someone has to warn Seymour to ignore the stupid haunts in his house and watch out for Leo Rollins!”


CHAPTER 23
Things That Go Boo
Perhaps you have the solution. A few persons of unusual intelligence and scientific knowledge might be able to guess.
—Nightmare Alley, William Lindsay Gresham, 1946
 
 
 
I DIALED SEYMOUR’S home phone and got a busy signal. Cursing the mailman for being too cheap to invest in a cellular plan, I grabbed my keys and drove out to Larchmont Avenue myself. My handbag was with me, too, Jack’s nickel tucked inside.
“Jack? Jack Shepard!” I called into the night. “I need you! Can’t you hear me?”
No answer came. I didn’t hear his voice. I couldn’t feel his presence. He was gone, and all I felt was cold inside, empty and alone and scared. I swallowed back tears in my dark car, forcing myself to believe that my spirit would come back again.
“You can’t be gone from my life, Jack, you can’t . . .”
It was close to midnight when I pulled through the wrought-iron gates of Miss Todd’s mansion. Rising up on the hill, the hulking Victorian appearand rry, I gave up and knocked.
Seymour appeared almost immediately, flashlight in hand. He was surprised to see me. “I just called Bud Napp’s cell fifteen minutes ago,” he said. “Surely he didn’t send you to fix my electricity?”
“I called you around the same time.”
Seymour shrugged. “Guess I was on the line with Bud.”
“What’s the problem?”
“The new equipment I rented blew a fuse, and—” He shrugged sheepishly. “I can’t find the damn fuse box. I called Bud for help, but he just sat down to have a drink with Jim Wolfe at that new girly bar on the highway, Gentlemen’s Oasis. What’s up with that?”
“Long story.”
“Anyway, Bud said he’d send someone by.” Then Seymour brightened. “Come in and I’ll show you my stuff.”
I was nervous about crossing the threshold of Todd Mansion, but I followed Seymour to the red-and-white-checkerboard kitchen, now illuminated by the flickering glow of a dozen candles. I hadn’t seen Seymour since he was hauled off to jail, and he looked tired. There was also a fresh bruise under his left eye.
“Courtesy of that moron Bull McCoy,” he explained before directing my attention to an array of electronic devices piled on the counter.
“What’s this stuff for?” I asked, dreading the answer.
“It’s everything you need to track down ghosts. Here’s an EMF detector.” Seymour displayed a small, handheld device. “And this is a temperature gauge to locate cold spots—I have a handheld model, too. Here’s a set of infrared cameras and a bunch of voice monitors and stuff to record electronic voice phenomena. The guys at Tech Squad even rented me a laptop to track my results.”
“What are you planning to do?”
“Find the damn ghost and record it,” he declared. “I’m going to prove that it wasn’t me who made those noises and scared Timothea to death. It’ll get Ciders off my back for good and he can stop arresting me for trumped-up reasons. My only problem is this old house. I’m not sure it can handle the voltage I need.”
That was when I heard an engine. With a sick twist of my guts, I realized it was the familiar high-low rumble of a customized Harley.
“Oh, my God,” I rasped. “Leo Rollins is here.”
Seymour peered through the window. “You’re right! He’ll be able to fix my electrical problems!”
“Seymour, no! Leo’s dangerous! Stay away from him!” I grabbed a handful of his polo shirt.
“Are you kidding, Pen? I need all the help I can get!” Seymour broke away and hurried to admit the electrician.
I dug out my cell, called Eddie, and (thank goodness) got him on the second ring. “Come to Todd Mansion with your gun,” I pleaded. “Can’t explain. I thi6" width="1em">“That’s a pair of two 240-volt lines in there. That’s a lot of juice. This folly must have some pretty powerful floodlights.”
“That doesn’t sound right,” Seymour said.
Leo frowned. “If you don’t have floodlights out there, then your neighbor could be leeching power. Let me fix the fuse. Then we’ll check out this folly thing.”
 
“SEE, NO FLOODLIGHTS,” Seymour said.
Even with Todd Mansion’s lights now blazing away, things were pretty gloomy out here among the overgrown lawn and tall weeds. I watched Leo carefully as he inspected the faux gothic archway and the artfully tumbled-down walls.
“What’s the point of this place?” Leo said. “It doesn’t even have a roof.”
“It’s decorative,” Seymour replied.
Leo grunted and pushed his way through the brush, to the opposite side of the structure. Seymour followed in his wake—and so did I, still tightly gripping the Maglite.
My handbag and cell were with me, too, and I glanced toward the road far away, anticipating Eddie’s wailing siren, but I didn’t hear a thing, just quiet night sounds, crickets chirping, and a dark sedan driving by—and then I realized, it wasn’t driving by; it was slowing down and stopping.
A figure climbed out. I couldn’t tell who he was from his dark silhouette, just that it was a leanly built man in street clothes. This was no cop in uniform. He stood there staring in our direction, but then, it would have been easy to notice us with our flashlights.
Meanwhile, Leo Rollins was gazing at Seymour’s nearest neighbor. The house was half the size of Todd Mansion. It sat at the bottom of the low hill, at least a quarter mile away and separated by a stretch of overgrown grounds.
“Your neighbor’s pretty darn far away to steal power,” Leo concluded.
“Mrs. Fromsette lives there,” Seymour replied. “She’s too nice to steal electricity.”
“Mrs. Fromsette lives next door to you?” I said.
“Yeah,” Seymour said.
“I can see a clear trail here,” Leo said, pointing. “Leads from the Fromsette place right up to this folly thing. Come on, Seymour, let’s have a look inside, get to the bottom of this power mystery.”
Leo moved through the shattered arch to the folly’s interior. Seymour started to follow.
“No, Seymour!” I hissed. “Don’t follow him in there!”
Just then I noticed the dark figure that climbed out of the parked sedan wasn’t standing by the side of the road any longer. He was sidk’s the matter?”
“Look!” I pointed at the figure of the man now running full speed toward us.
At last, Seymour appeared alarmed. “Stop!” he shouted. “Who are you?!”
The man shined a flashlight on us. The bright light blinded me. I screamed.
“Freeze! Everyone freeze!” shouted the man. “Hands where I can see them!”
Eddie?” I called, holding my hand against the bright light beam. “Is that you?”
“Of course, Pen. You called me, said Seymour was in danger!”
“I thought you’d be in uniform! I thought you were coming in a patrol car with a siren!”
“You caught me off-duty. And from the sound of your call I figured a siren might put you and Seymour in jeopardy.”
“What the hell’s going on?” Leo demanded, finally coming back out of the folly.
“You tell us,” Eddie said. His gun was now trained on Leo.
I closed my eyes, took a breath, and began to explain. When I finished, Eddie lowered his weapon and said—
“Leo didn’t sabotage Seymour’s brakes, Pen. I know that for a fact.”
“I know something else for a fact,” Leo said before I could ask how Eddie knew. “Something that looks criminal. You want to see?”
Eddie nodded. “Show me.”
The grounds were a mess inside the tumbled-down walls of the folly. Leaves, debris, dirt, and dried vegetation lay in heaps and gathered in corners. Then Leo’s heavy boots clunked hollowly and he played his beam on the ground at his feet.
“There’s a trapdoor here,” he said and pulled the metal handle. The door opened easily on well-oiled hinges. Behind it was a flight of worn stone steps, which led to an underground tunnel.
“Holy hidden cave!” Seymour cried.
We followed Leo down the steps and into the underground tunnel, which led to a secret room under the mansion. It was a cramped space, no bigger than a walk-in closet, and it was filled with state-of-the-art electronics devices including three surveillance screens, a sound system, CD and DVD players, all operated by a complex control panel.
“What the hell is this?” Seymour demanded.
Leo touched the control panel and the television screens sprang to life with black-and-white images of the mansion’s interior. “Hey, that’s my living room!” Seymour said. “And there’s the bedroom and the hall.”
I touched another button and the secret room e"3">Seymour pushed a button labeled VAPOR and we watched the den inside Todd Mansion fill with fog. I toggled the switch beside it, and the flickering image of Gideon Wexler appeared on the surveillance screen. We watched the ghost float across the room and then vanish.
“A projector’s hidden somewhere in the den,” Leo explained. “That’s just an old newsreel image of some guy projected onto the mist to make it look like a ghost.”
“Where did this stuff come from?” I wondered aloud.
“From my store,” Leo said, frowning. “I special ordered this equipment last year for one of my best customers.”
“You mean Mrs. Fromsette?” I asked.
Leo shook his head. “It was Jim Wolfe.”
Eddie laughed.
“What’s so funny?” I asked.
“Leo just blew my big reveal.”
“What are you talking about?” I demanded.
“Remember those prints I lifted from the undercarriage of Seymour’s VW? Well, I got a beauty of a thumbprint off the brake cylinder that was punctured and the state just confirmed the match. Apparently Mr. Wolfe has a prior arrest and his prints were on file. I was going to take him in anyway.”
 
TEN MINUTES LATER, we were back inside the mansion. Once Leo knew what to look for, the electronics hidden throughout the house were easy to locate.
The smoke machine was tucked away in the attic, the mist pumped into the den through a pipe in the chandelier. The projector was in the light fixture, too. The cold spot was created by a hidden air-conditioning unit, and dozens of tiny speakers were secreted in the house, four of them inside the columns of the four-poster bed.
“That’s why you heard the noise before I did, Pen,” Seymour said. The four of us were standing in the master bedroom. “Those speakers directed the noise right to your ears.”
“This is so twisted,” I said. “All these devices just to drive poor Miss Todd crazy.”
“It takes days of work to set this stuff up,” Leo said. “And you can’t do it in secret.”
“Jim Wolfe had almost two weeks to do it!” I recalled the story Mr. Stoddard had told me in his Millstone office. “After his backhoe ‘accidentally’ ruptured the gas main on Larchmont late last summer, Miss Todd was evacuated. While she was suffering ae atti3">Seymour scratched his head. “What did Jim Wolfe expect to gain from this stunt?”
“Wolfe had to be working with someone or for someone,” I said. “Most likely Mrs. Fromsette.”
“Why not the Lindsey-Tilton group?” Seymour asked.
“The haunting was too personal,” I said. “The newsreel footage of Wexler tells me someone who knew Miss Todd intimately was involved. It has to be Mrs. Fromsette. Remember that trail leading to her house? It wasn’t overgrown. Someone’s been using it.”
Eddie frowned and folded his arms. “And how are we going to prove that she paid off Wolfe?”
I thought about the vicious tricks Mrs. Fromsette pulled on her sister and decided the woman needed a taste of her own medicine.
“I have an idea, but I’m going to need help to pull it off.”
“What are you thinking, Pen?” Eddie asked.
“I’m thinking that turnabout is fair play.”
 
IT WAS NEARLY three A.M. when we finally made the call using Buy the Book’s telephone. Mrs. Fromsette’s phone rang once, twice, three times.
“You’re sure this is the right number?” I whispered.
Seymour nodded. “April told me that she and her mother have separate lines. This is Mrs. F’s private line.”
The phone clicked. “Hello?” said Mrs. Fromsette’s sleepy voice.
I hit the switch on Sadie’s recorder and the tape Leo hastily edited worked like a charm. “Why are you tormenting me?” the voice of Miss Todd asked, seemingly from beyond the grave.
“Who—who is this?” Mrs. Fromsette demanded. She sounded wide awake now.
I lifted the Pause button and let the tape continue to play.
“Why are you tormenting me?” Miss Todd’s voice repeated.
“Timothea? Is that you? But how can it be?” Mrs. Fromsette’s voice was tight with fear.
Once again, I lifted the Pause button.
“Why can’t you leave me in peace?” Miss Todd’s recorded voice demanded.
Leo did his best to eliminate background noise. He wasn’t entirely successful, but the rushing sounds that remained were eerie and added to the overall effect.
Now I turned up the volume. “WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME?” Timothea’s voice boomed.
“It wasn’t me!” Mrs. Fromsette shouted. “It was April!”
April, I thought. April Briggs?!
“It was my daughter and that manl size="3">“I get it.” I raised an eyebrow. “So how did I do?”
You passed, partner. With flying colors.
I smiled wide just then and Eddie caught it. “Gotta go, Pen,” he said with a smile of his own. “I want to be in on April’s interrogation.” Then he pointed at the cardboard cutout on the steps, the one dressed in Miss Todd’s clothes, wig, and tiara. “You want that back?”
“The Zara Underwood standee? Why? You need that for evidence?”
“No. I’d like to have it.”
“I don’t think your wife would be too happy about that.”
“She won’t see it. I thought the guys at the station would get a kick out of it. Most of them are reading Bang, Bang Baby.”
“I guess I’m in the clear now,” Seymour said. “Hey, Eddie, thanks for your help.”
“Don’t mention it,” Eddie said.
“Oh, and Bull!” Seymour called. “One more thing. Something I owe you.”
“What is it now, Tarnish?”
I heard a smack, and saw Bull’s wide butt hit the plush area rug. Seymour stood over him, shaking his just-used fist.
Stunned, Bull rubbed his chin.
Eddie glanced at Seymour, then glared at Bull. “What are you laying around for, Deputy?” he barked. “We’ve got work to do!”


EPILOGUE
Don’t hurry away, old man. We like you around. We get so few private dicks in our house.
—The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler, 1953
 
 
 
“OKAY, MOM, THE dumps are stocked up. What do you want me to do next?”
Spencer’s face was red, this time from exertion and not the mild sunburn he’d brought home from camp last week. He’d been busy since eight this morning, first hauling regular and recyclable garbage to their respective bins, then restocking the picked-over displays.
“A new standee arrived yesterday,” I said. “You can put it together.”
Spencer grinned and saluted. “Okey-dokey,” he said before bounding off to the stockroom.
Sadie appeared at my shoulder. “Where’d he get ‘okey-dokey? ’ That’s not the sort of slang I’ve heard youngsters use. That’s an old-fashioned phrase.”
“Oh, he’s probably just watching those classic black-and-white cop shows again on the Intrigue Channel.”
“I see,” Sadie said.
The front door buzzed before I could give it any more thought. I moved to the front of the store and saw Eddie Franzetti in a sharpiv> 
“Come on in.” I led him to the counter, where Sadie greeted him and he helped himself to a warm, glazed pecan roll from the Cooper’s bakery box.
“So what’s the almost final verdict?” I asked, pouring him black coffee from our thermos.
“Plea deal all the way,” he said between bites of buttery roll. “Jim Wolfe cooperated, so he’ll do less time. But he’ll do time, and that’s what counts.”
“And April?” I asked.
“She’ll probably plea down to manslaughter on Miss Todd’s murder. ‘Frightened to death’ is a tough count to prove. But her stepfather is a whole other ballgame. When she confessed to killing him on the boat, that put her away. There’s a psychological evaluation pending, but I can’t see the shrinks helping her.”
I didn’t, either. It seemed to me April’s sickness came from an overdeveloped sense of entitlement and a whole lot of greed. The psychologists haven’t identified those traits as pathologies. Not yet, anyway.
“So what exactly was the story on April and her stepfather?” I asked.
Eddie washed down another bite of roll with a gulp of coffee. “Arthur Fromsette got curious about what April was doing, taking that path from their house to Miss Todd’s folly so often. One day, he followed her. The scheme to scare her aunt to death came out. April admitted that she expected her mother to inherit Todd Mansion. Mother Fromsette always had been generous to a fault with her daughter—loaning her money, paying off credit cards close to the point of personal bankruptcy. So April figured anything her mother inherited was as good as hers. But Arthur was appalled. He knew about her affair with Jim Wolfe, too, and probably the fact that April was cooking Wolfe’s books with the tax man to keep his business going.”
“Wolfe Construction was in financial trouble?”
Eddie nodded. “Jim Wolfe underbid on so many contracts around the region that he ended up in debt. The upshot is that Arthur Fromsette wanted to convince his stepdaughter to change her ways by threatening to go to the authorities. It didn’t work. She killed him.”
“Then it was April who attacked Rachel Delve at the séance?”
“According to April’s confession, she believed Miss Delve was about to reveal the truth to her mother about her stepfather’s murder.” Eddie shook his head. “The act was good enough to convince April, even though it sounds like a lot of voodoo hooey to me. Talking to the dead! Can you imagine?”
Maybe I ought to send a little chill Eddie’s way.
“Shhh, Jack.”
Eddie shrugged. “In any case, April was the one who doused the candle and struck Rachel in the nose with the heel of her palm. Rachel was lucky she survived—Mrs. Briggs learned the technique in a martial arts class. If that single blow had been a little stronger, it could have killed the woman.”
Sadie cleared her throat. “Explain the timing to me again, Eddie. Those electronics were installed late last summer, conviy was. She knew it was only a matter of time before he killed again. To prevent that from happening, she placed enough poison in her lover’s tea to kill him on the spot. In those days, when a fiftysomething man, who pushed the scale at three hundred pounds, keeled over dead, no one questioned it. No one but Timothea’s half-sister, Wilomena Field. She knew what really happened and made a pact with her sister to never reveal the truth. The two never spoke again—about that or anything else.
In the end, Miss Todd’s own guilty conscience made her a prisoner. She served a life sentence for murder in her own home. And after years of isolation, the fake haunting unhinged her completely. She really believed that she was battling the ghost of Gideon Wexler, who’d finally risen from the grave to exact revenge.
“Well, Eddie,” I said. “Truth is stranger than fiction, and Miss Todd’s case is certainly strange. I can’t believe you kept it out of the news.”
“I had plenty of help, Pen. Councilman Lockhart. The chief. Doc Rubino. Even Bull McCoy. Nobody wants Quindicott to become a stomping ground for lunatic spiritualists or television spook hunters.”
You can say that again, pal!
Eddie glanced at his watch. “Well, I’d better hit the road.”
I walked Deputy Chief Franzetti to the door. “How’s Zara Underwood these days?”
He laughed. “She’s wearing a police uniform now, courtesy of the policewomen on staff. You should stop by the station and check her out.”
“I will. Good luck in Providence, Eddie.” I unlocked the door to let him out.
Admit the truth, baby. You couldn’t wait to get rid of Miss Underpants.
I grinned, happy to hear Jack’s voice again, happy he was with me still.
“Well, you know, Zara sold a lot of books for us, and she even helped solve a crime or two. And these days the public’s pretty unforgiving: It’s out with the old, in with the new.”
Guess it’s only a matter of time before you toss me aside for some blue-eyed Viking with a dimpled chin and an easy line.
“Never, Jack.”
From across the floor, Spencer called to me. “The new standee’s finished. Check it out!”
Yikes! Who’s that Alvin?
“That’s no Alvin, Jack. That’s one of the biggest-selling authors in the country.”
And that wasn’t the only upside. The cardboard cutout of a distinguished author wearing a tailored suit wouldn’t stir an ounce of controversy in this little town, unless maybe someone objected to the color of the man’s tie. Lucky for me, James Patterson wasn’t going to be posing in lingerie anytime soon.
“Nine thirty,” Sadie announced. “Time to start a new day!”
 
THE APARTMENT WAS quiet again. But it was a good kind of quiet. Not empty or cold, just the kind of quiet that comes after the sun sets on a long day of work, a day of feeling useful and alive.
I’m glad you feel that way, baby. I wish I could have when it counted.
“You didn’t?”
I wdivem">“Phantoms?”
Today was never good enough. Tomorrow was always coming. And then one day it wasn’t.
I turned over beneath my bedcovers, stared into the silvery silence of the moonlit room. “Tell me something, Jack,” I said, “what happened with your case?”
You mean the kid?
“J. J. Conway. You had to tell him, didn’t you? That you found his mother.”
Yeah, baby. Not one of my happier memories.
“Sorry to remind you. But your memory was a huge help to me.”
I know, doll. That’s why we used it.
“So did the little boy go into a foster home?”
Heck, no. Mrs. Dellarusso adopted him. You remember? The woman on Second Avenue who’d lost her only son over there.
I smiled into my pillow. “J. J. said she was a swell cook.”
She was a swell mom. And, if you ask me, J. J. was better off with her. Not that the fat piece of scum who burned Mable Conway alive doesn’t deserve to burn in hell, but J. J. was a good kid. He deserved better.
“Sounds like he got it.”
Yeah, baby. I hope you got it, too.
“What does that mean?”
Your boy’s lucky to have you.
“What are you talking about? I’m lucky to have him.”
You have each other, that’s all I’m saying. The kid’ll grow up, move away, get a life. You won’t be seeing him every day. He won’t be seeing you. But maybe it’s the things we can’t see that matter. Maybe those are the best parts of who we are to each other.
I turned over again and thought hard about that. I decided I couldn’t argue. So I didn’t. I just yawned and closed my eyes.
“Thanks, Jack,” I said.
Good night, baby, he whispered back. I’ll see you in your dreams. Then the ghost’s breezy presence receded again, into the fieldstone wall that had become his tomb.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Alice Kimberly is the pen name for a multi-published author who regularly collaborates with her writer husband. In addition to the Haunted Bookshop Mysteries, she and her husband also write the bestselling Coffeehouse Mysteries under the pen name Cleo Coyle. To learn more about Alice Kimberly, the Haunted Bookshop Mysteries, or the Coffeehouse Mysteries, visit the author’s virtual coffeehouse at www.CoffeehouseMystery.com.


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