“DOMO
ARIGATO,” SAYS MR. ROBOTO
by ROBERT R. CHASE
Illustration by Vincent Di Fate
* * * *
The thing about the legal games is that both sides can play
them....
* * * *
Making adjustments to the landing sequence even though I’m
not fully awake yet. That’s the purpose of these repeated simulations. Make the
responses so automatic that I can almost do them in my sleep.
There is also a reason why I am unconscious to begin with,
though I can’t think of it now. Not a problem. It’s back there somewhere. It
will surface if I really need it.
Squawk of static. “You there, Calley? Rise and shine, amigo,
or you and Wildcat going to splatter yourselves all over the inner solar
system.”
Maria Theresa Gonzales. The sweetest voice conceivable to a
boy a million kilometers from home. In my imagination, I see her in the
communications center trailer, dedicated to the mission but eager to get off
shift so she can work out to deal with what she imagines to be her weight
problem. I shake my head, aware that I am just about to drift off. I try to
answer, but my mouth is so dry that my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth.
Something between a grunt and groan emerges.
The numbers on the radar altimeter flicker too quickly to be
read. I extend my hand to the control console. It feels like a block of wood,
only now I am getting the pins and needles sensation as the blood flow returns.
I flex my fingers to get more feeling into them. Hitting the wrong buttons now
would be disastrous.
Here’s the reason for the simulation. 2009 AP15 orbits the
Sun at something like twenty-five kilometers per second depending on its
position in its very elliptical orbit. Escape velocity from Earth is 11.2
kilometers per second and I will actually be going about thirteen kilometers
per second. That may sound like I have a lot of delta vee to make up, but Earth
itself orbits the Sun at twenty-nine kilometers per second in pretty much the
same direction and plane as the asteroid. So I actually have to dump velocity
by doing clever things with my launch time and slingshotting around the Moon,
as well as the brute force expenditure of propellant.
When I get in the vicinity of the asteroid, I have to dock
with it—I say “dock” rather than “land” because the surface gravity is nearly
nonexistent. Since it has a six-hour rotational period, I descend in a
controlled spiral, so as not to skip across the surface like a stone across a
pond.
This could all be done by a computer program. There is a
reason I have to do so much of it manually. That is something else I know that
I know, even though I can’t remember it right now.
I look up from the illuminated instrument panel, currently
the only source of light in the cockpit, to check my approach through the window.
The asteroid looks different from previous simulations. There is also a real
surprise: another spacecraft, which, as I stare at it, is descending to the
opposite side of the asteroid. The simulation team has never pulled that on me
before.
“...still getting high hibernadol readings from his breath.”
Maria is talking to someone in the trailer, apparently unaware that the mike is
still on. “His body metabolized it more slowly than Doc Samuels predicted.
Heart beat suggests he’s conscious, though he hasn’t responded to me yet.”
I lick my lips to say something when an alarm goes off.
Between watching the mystery spacecraft and listening to Maria, I have allowed
the Wildcat to drift from the descent path. I feather the main engine to slow
the rate of approach. The vibration is enough to shake loose the Saint
Christopher medal Maria stuck on my instrument panel. It slams itself to the
deck between my knees and then, as the engine cuts off, lazily bounces up,
twinkling in the instrument lights as it spins.
Free fall! This isn’t a simulation. This is the real thing.
If I screw up, Wildcat and myself may smash ourselves into space debris. The
beanstalk may never be built. Leastwise, not by my people.
“Whoa! Big pulse rate jump.” J. P. Fetterman’s deep voice
has more spontaneous emotion than I have ever heard before. “You okay, son?”
I suck on the water tube inserted on the left side of my
mouth. This time I get some words out. “A little busy just now minding your
investment, J. P. Chat later.”
Lightly, lightly, I touch the engine two more times until
all lateral movement ceases and the rate of approach has slowed to less than a
meter per second. There is a dull thump as landing struts swing out from the
side of the craft.
When we make contact, I hardly notice it except for being
pressed into my seat for an instant. Safety straps keep me from bouncing up a
second later. The landing struts collapse part way into themselves to absorb
the shock of contact. With surface gravity so low, the last thing we want is
for the Wildcat to bounce all over the surface or even into orbit.
Everything settles down in the cockpit. When I see that the
tell-tales are green, I zip on my pressure suit gloves and snap the helmet
shut. It feels like two hands pressing on my ears as the suit pressurizes. Then
I press the button to suck all the air out of the cabin.
“Not to push you or anything...” J. P. begins.
“...but we are on a timeline,” we say together. There is a
five second pause as the signal bounces back and forth. “Right,” J. P. says in
the tone that is as close as he gets to apologetic. “Take the time to do
everything right.”
I unfold from the pilot’s seat. My whole body feels the way
my hands did earlier. Numbness gives way to a dozen varieties of pain and other
discomfort. Strategically placed electrodes have stimulated major muscle groups
while I slept, but muscles have already begun to atrophy, and bones to lose
calcium. I stand for the first time in more than three weeks, brace my feet
against the deck, and twist open the overhead hatch. It swings open, carrying
me up and out. Not wanting to catapult into orbit, I grab an exterior rung and
then hand over hand down the side of the Wildcat until my feet touch the
surface. I reach down and gather powdery regolith into the palm of my right
glove.
On cue, the required legalese begins to scroll across my
helmet display. “I, James Calley, pursuant to Article III, Section 5, of the
Treaty on Principles Governing the Use and Exploitation of Near Earth Objects,
do hereby assert right of ownership over 2009 AP15 for the Beanstalk
Development Corporation.”
Just that easily, I assert J. P. Fetterman’s claim for a
four-kilometer asteroid.
* * * *
“You know how to get ten billion dollars?” J. P. asked me,
early in our relationship. “Well, you gotta start with a billion.” This was
neither a wisecrack nor a Zen koan. It was a succinct statement of a basic
principle: once you have your first million, or billion, the second comes a lot
easier. Aristotle was just wrong. Money does breed, at least when you
have enough of it.
Getting “enough” is the problem and is directly relevant to
J. P.’s difficulty with constructing a space elevator. Once the elevator is
built, anyone who uses it will be, in the words of Robert A. Heinlein, halfway
to anywhere in the solar system. Space travel will become a money-making
proposition as costs plummet. The problem is that this “technological tower of
Babel” (as it has been termed by a certain televangelist) cannot be built from
the ground up. It has to be let down from heaven. Even with scramjet launchers,
lifting enough mass into geosynchronous orbit to make an elevator nearly
thirty-six thousand kilometers long will take more than Bill Gates-type wealth.
With a space elevator, one could become unimaginably
wealthy—only it takes nearly unimaginable wealth to build the elevator.
This was only an academic problem until three different
laboratories came up with ways of spinning out 99.99 percent defect free
buckytubes of arbitrary length. Now there was a material that could be braided
into cables strong enough to support a space elevator. Bright people all over
the world began to concentrate on how the construction could be made
affordable.
Since they were so bright, many of them came up with the
same solution. Why go to all the trouble and expense shipping mass up from
Earth when the raw material was already up there, just floating by?
Earth-crossing asteroids contained everything needed. All you had to do was
find the right one, the sort that chips off carbonaceous chondrite meteors,
nudge it a little bit to get it into high Earth orbit, and set up a factory.
Observations were refined, calculations performed,
presentations made. It was still going to be capital intensive, but it would
not be prohibitive. Multi-billionaires consolidated assets and prepared for a
race. The space faring nations were too involved trying to salvage their social
programs in the midst of a population implosion to be major players themselves.
However, everyone agreed that the race needed rules. “We do not want near Earth
space to resemble Dodge City,” the French ambassador observed.
There were consultations. Negotiations. Compromises.
Finally, a set of protocols matured into a treaty that everyone could more or
less live with.
I thought it all unnecessary, especially when I launched and
everyone else was scheduled to be at least a week behind. Only now there are
two of us here, so maybe I was wrong.
* * * *
The real work begins. Microgravity makes it hard,
complicated, and boring. Suffice to say that after ten hours I have hauled an
ion drive from Wildcat’s storage hold to the edge of a crater, embedded it in
the slope, and turned it on. If our astronomers are right, all rotation will
stop in about six months. Then, when J. P.’s second set of wranglers come out
here in the Cayuse, they will find it much easier to install their set of
engines to nudge the asteroid into synchronous Earth orbit.
I make my way back to the Wildcat, pressurize the cabin, and
strip off my space suit. Drops of sweat detach themselves from my forehead and
hang in the air. I snag them with a towel, then wash myself as best I can with
alcohol wipes. My hands tremble with fatigue. The work itself might not have
been too strenuous for a man in good shape, but I have just come out of three
weeks hibernation in microgravity. Weakened muscles are feeling the strain.
I sag into the pilot’s seat. I am hungry in a distant way. I
think I will do something about it after I close...
* * * *
“Sorry to wake you up, Jimbo, but you have another little
job to do.” There is a false heartiness to J. P.’s voice, and there is
something else about it that isn’t false exactly, but sounds definitely odd. I
have completed the mission profile. There should be nothing more for me to do other
than run some last minute checks before heading back to Earth.
“You have a neighbor a little more than two clicks over on
the far side. I’d like you to pay a visit.”
If I keep my eyes closed, maybe I can convince both of us
that I am still asleep. “Not protocol,” I croak.
This is the absolute truth. As the race was heating up,
there appeared to be a real possibility that three contestants might have ships
on 2009 AP15 at the same time. Given how much success would mean to the winner
and how great the financial penalty of failure would be to the losers, it had
been decided to minimize temptation to all parties by keeping them apart.
Especially since the prospector had to return to Earth alive to perfect his
claim. When that provision had been made part of the treaty, the idea had been
to discourage heroic sacrifices on the part of countries and companies that did
not really have space faring capability. The realization that this might
provide an incentive to sabotage and even murder came later.
I am about to drift off again when J. P.’s response comes
through. “Changed circumstances. Look around and give me a report.”
There is something very serious about his voice. I imagine
him fiddling with his string tie, the way he does when he gets nervous. General
weakness reminds me that it is three weeks since I had anything to eat. I pull
out a bulb of Nutrasoup and stick it in the microwave for a minute.
“Might help if you were to tell me what I’m looking for.”
The microwave chimes. I take out the bulb and twist open the straw. Tasting
slightly like a salty beef stew, Nutrasoup has all the proteins, vitamins, and
electrolytes my body needs, while being digestible enough not to tie my abused
intestinal system in knots.
“S’pose it might, but I can’t say. Sometimes you just have
to hold your cards and hope for the flop.”
Now I am really concerned. J. P. may be a hard man, but he
is not, by his own lights at least, an unreasonable one. He makes a point of
explaining his view of the big picture so all his people will understand their
place in it. For him to withhold information at a time like this goes against
every business practice he believes in.
“I’m suiting up.” Since it hasn’t had time to dry out, it
feels like putting on hockey gear that has been crammed into a too-small gym
locker.
“Thanks, Jimbo. Maria is sending your directions now. A map
will show you the easiest way to the landing site.”
Alert enough to know that I am not really alert, I go
through all the suit checks slowly. I recharge my suit jets. I have already
expended more air that way than the mission profile called for. Not dangerously
low yet.
I exit the ship. When I touch the ground, the interior of my
faceplate lights up with a map showing my entire route and an arrow showing my
starting direction. It mimics three-dimensional perspective: when I am lined up
correctly, the arrow disappears and becomes a blinking dot. I aim at a bump on
the (disconcertingly close) horizon and touch my jets.
* * * *
When I was young, space seduced me through the silent majesty
of the night sky. It was so beautiful and so mysterious that I could imagine
nothing more worthwhile than exploring it. So I became a test pilot for one of
the big aerospace conglomerates.
But a funny thing happened. It seemed like space retreated from
me faster than I rose toward it. There was no silent majesty in the space
station. It was one of the noisiest places I have ever been, even with the
added sound baffles. When I was outside, there was constant radio noise, the
sound of the helmet minifans, and my own Darth Vader-like breathing. The Sun
washed out the stars, leaving only impenetrable blackness.
Now I am the first—well, maybe the second—human to explore
this world, yet I feel apart from it. I can’t walk across it because anything
like a normal stride would have me soaring in high, time-consuming arcs. I have
to use my jets with extreme caution to keep from flying off into deep space.
Through my boots and thick gloves I cannot feel anything of this world, much
less smell or taste it. The only sense that functions halfway decently is
sight. And even then, it is more like seeing something through a view screen
rather than experiencing it firsthand.
Alienated from my situation on an alien world. I should be
able to get some sort of Ph.D. thesis out of that. But the truly alienating
factor I keep coming back to is J. P. Fetterman’s silence about what he wants
from this little jaunt. My unidentified competitor and I arrived almost at the
same time; radio logs back on Earth can establish actual priority. But
perfecting a claim has three parts: you have to land on the asteroid; you have
to “improve” it in some substantial way (killing its rotation constitutes such
an improvement); and you have to get back alive. Unless a member of one
expedition calls for aid from a member of a competing expedition (Article IV,
Section 3, of the Treaty) it is best if members of competing expeditions stay
far apart.
The map displayed on my helmet shows my destination is at
one of the poles of the asteroid. 2009AP15 is roughly potato-shaped, and I am
now coming to a section where the ground drops away more rapidly than on the
plain where I landed. The Sun is behind me throwing forward tremendous shadows.
Hills and ridges seem to float on a fathomless dark. As my boots brush the top
of one ridge, I see something strange. It is some height above the ground, but
I have nothing by which to judge size or distance. Imagine a horizontal silver
line, brilliant with reflected sunlight. As I watch, it extends on both ends,
adding about ten percent to its length.
The crest of another hill is fast approaching, and I
concentrate on clearing it. When I can pay more attention to my surroundings, I
see the pencil-thin shape of a spacecraft poking above the horizon. It sports a
red disk on a white field. Below it, a large black numeral one, the symbol of
the Ichiban Corporation. A Japanese rocket, which makes sense. After the
Chinese entry, Heavenly Gatherer, blew up during a test firing, the
Japanese were clearly our most important rivals. At the base of the rocket,
barely visible in the reflected sunlight from its upper hull, lies a circular
track about three meters in diameter. Rising up from the track, only
intermittently discernable, are more than a score of lines, sheer and graceful as
spider silk.
I don’t know that I have said anything until I hear Maria’s
concerned voice in my earphones. “Qué pasa, Calley?”
It has taken me a few minutes to understand what I am
seeing. “What we have here is industrial-strength origami,” I report. “Ichiban
has launched a solar sail, which is unfolding as it recedes from the asteroid.
It is attached to the asteroid by lines anchored to a circular track. I bet the
lines move around the circle against the asteroid’s rotation to keep from
getting tangled. As far as they are concerned, rotation is not a problem; they
can start adjusting the orbit immediately. It’s an elegant solution.”
“We thought about doing the same thing,” J. P. says glumly. “We
just didn’t feel we could get the sail to deploy properly. But that’s neither
here nor there. Who is operating the sail?”
I drift slowly toward to the base of the rocket, nudging
myself off to one side to keep from getting entangled in the sail lines.
Something moves in the shadows.
“It’s a Gundam,” I say, laughing. Then I correct myself. “Excuse
me, it is a robot about three meters tall that looks like the robots in some
cartoons I used to watch.”
“Is it being operated by someone from Earth, or inside the
ship?” J. P. asks.
Excellent question. While it is perfectly fine for an
astronaut to have a robot on board for the grunt work—I would have appreciated
having one myself—the rules were written specifically to prevent completely
automated missions. Yet as I examine the spacecraft, I begin to appreciate how
different it is from the Wildcat. No one is operating the robot from inside
because, in one respect at least, the rocket has no inside. Engine and fuel
tanks are exposed to space. Indentations in the fuselage and open binding rings
disclose that all the items of the Ichiban expedition, solar sail and robot
included, came fastened to the frame of the vessel. There is nothing like my
pressurized cabin or anything that could be called enclosed storage areas.
I flex my legs to keep from bouncing as I come to the end of
my long arc. The robot, which seems to have been monitoring the unfolding of
the solar sail, turns and confronts me.
What do you say to a three-meter-tall robot, especially when
the two of you are adversaries? I try the obvious. “Kon nichi wa—”
“You need not attempt the Japanese language.” The words seem
overly loud in my earphones. “I am fully conversant in standard English.”
This is just as well. Even though everyone dealing in
international affairs is supposed to know English, Chinese, and Japanese, I am
more than a little rusty. “And who are you?” I ask, a bit taken aback.
“I am Hiro Ichiban. I have claimed 2009 AP15 for my
principal, the Ichiban Corporation.”
You have to be shitting me. Since I am broadcasting
in clear to all of Earth, I manage not to say what I am thinking. “Look, pal,
the rules are clear. No robotic missions. Your claim is invalid.”
“I am not a mere robot. I am a fully autonomous artificial
intelligence. I have been granted citizenship by the Japanese Diet.”
“They can vote in favor of phlogiston for all I care,” I
say. “Legislative pronouncements don’t make it so.”
“You are talking to the robot as if it were a human being,”
J. P. says. “That might be considered by some as evidence that you consider it
to be a true person.”
“When I mash my thumb, I’ve been known to talk to my hammer,”
I say. “That doesn’t make it either sentient or a citizen.” His chuckle comes
through my earphones a few seconds later.
Suddenly, everything falls into place. All the competitors
have found it difficult to juggle payload with life support requirements. J. P.’s
engineers solved the problem by putting me into three weeks’ drug induced
hibernation to save mass that would otherwise have been needed for food and water.
Ichiban, which was having troubles with its proposed life support system
anyway, apparently decided to do away with it, make everything payload, and
have the Diet declare their robot a citizen.
Whether the legislative legerdemain will work is questionable,
but one way to decide might be a version of the Turing Test. If I were to
interact with the robot the way I would with a human being, it might give some
presumptive validity to the Diet’s action. Had J. P. briefed me on the
situation, any negative reaction on my part would have been interpreted as
being motivated by company loyalty. J. P. bet that he knew me well enough to go
with my instinctive reaction.
He has reason for his confidence. The Artificial
Intelligence Equality movement scares me. Robot pets for people who don’t want
the fuss of dealing with real animals, sex dolls for those not able to make
themselves minimally acceptable to prospective partners, companions for the
elderly who chose not to have children and now have no one to care for them.
Workers for a society not able to maintain its own population and too racist to
import foreigners. The AIE leaflets say that justice and equity require civil
rights for A.I.s. My problem is not that they treat machines like people, it’s
that so many of them seem to treat people like machines.
Yet even if Ichiban’s expedition violates the rules, it is
still an impressive technical accomplishment. I move forward to examine the
wheel anchoring the sail lines. A pressure just short of painful spreads from my
right arm. I am motionless, less than a meter off the ground. It is hard to
turn my head in the pressure suit, but from the corner of my eye I see Hiro’s
metal hand clamped on my forearm.
“No one may approach the sail control mechanism,” Hiro says.
“It is a safety concern.”
The pressure suit has a mesh lining to prevent tears. Still,
the robot feels powerful enough to snap my arm while throwing me into deep
space, if it wants to.
“What about programming to protect human beings?” I ask.
“I have such programming,” the robot says. “To implement, I
must first recognize a human being.”
Its arm swings back and releases me. I retreat an extra step
just to be safe. “My status is in doubt?”
“I see a humanoid form in a pressure suit. The suit covers
too much for me to make a definitive assessment. It could conceal a primitive
robot making programmed responses. Or it could cover up extensive body hair
that would indicate one of the more primitive primates.”
So a collection of circuits with preprogrammed responses is a
citizen but the hirsute are not human. How wonderfully Japanese! After three
weeks without a shave and more than that since my last haircut, maybe it is
just as well that the pressure suit covers as much of me as it does.
“Your status is provisionally human,” the robot continues. “My
own status is not provisional. I must protect myself so that I may complete my
mission.”
Translation: If it comes to a choice between you and me,
Round Eyes, you’re going down. Not that surprising, I suppose.
I am about to ask J. P. if he has any further instructions,
when Maria’s voice comes over my earphones. “James, get back to the Wildcat
immediately! A solar storm warning has just be issued.”
There has always been a danger of solar flares. The Wildcat
was designed to protect against them. Nobody ever considered that I would be
this far from the spacecraft when I had to dive for cover.
I turn away from Hiro and the Ichiban rocket. The route back
to the Wildcat flashes on the inside of my visor.
“How long do I have?”
“Thirty minutes. Hurry, por favor.”
Since I am retracing my steps, the return should be easier
than the way out. Only the Sun is down near the horizon almost directly in my
eyes. The glare makes it difficult to judge the height of the ridges. The thing
that scares me most is that I will smash into a hillside. The second most scary
thing is the possibility of jetting off into deep space. Sure, I could correct
with a few puffs and send myself back down to the surface, but the amount of
gas in my jet pack is limited, and the gauge is already edging toward the red
line.
I get back to the Wildcat with seven minutes to spare. I
pressurize the cabin and twist out of my spacesuit. My water supply for this
voyage is kept in a jacket surrounding the cabin, where it does double duty
shielding me from high-energy particles. Obviously this cannot include the
entry hatch. There is a rectangular lead shield recessed in the overhead. I
grab the handle, pull it over beneath the hatch, and lock it in place. I am as protected
as I can be. I drift back into the control couch.
The original schedule had me on my way home by now. I
understand why J. P. wanted to record my reaction to a robot claiming sentience
and citizenship, but on reflection it might have been better to have me
complete the flight checks and head back. It is the first contestant who lands
on 2009 AP15, improves it, and returns safely to Earth that perfects title in
the asteroid. I am immobilized until the storm abates. Hiro may be long gone by
then.
I discuss some of this with J. P. “The Hague isn’t going to
take this claim of robot citizenship seriously, is it?”
The pause is longer than lightspeed delay can account for. “Well,
I dunno,” J. P. says at last. “These Artificial Intelligence Activists are making
a lot of noise, and not just in Japan. They got some bright folks saying this
is the next step in evolution. And then there’s the fact some of those judges
just don’t like us.” By “us” he means Americans in general. “We’ve been on top
for too long, and some would just like to see us shoved aside for any reason.
Thing is, Ichiban doesn’t have to win outright. They just have to tie up our
claim with the lawyers and hope our investors bolt before theirs do.”
The solar storm intensifies, drowning out his remaining
words in a chaos of clicks, snaps, and eerie whistles. I am on my own. I fix
another cup of Nutrasoup and activate the games menu. I choose poker from the
long list that scrolls down the screen. Texas Hold ‘Em. J. P. is the only one
of the competitors to insist that his pilot candidates play a game with him
during the hiring interview.
* * * *
“This has nothing to do with my talents as a test pilot,” I
said as he shuffled and dealt.
“Not a test of skill,” J. P. said as he picked up his cards.
“It’s a test of character. Y’see, you boys tend to go to extremes. Some are
control freaks, absolutely brilliant, chess player types. Always planning five,
ten moves ahead. Then something unexpected happens and they fall apart, crying
that the universe is unfair.”
I looked at my cards and mucked my hand. J. P. gave a small
smile, took the minuscule pot, and dealt again.
“Then there are the plungers, the ones who believe in their
own luck and think they can bluff their way through life. They have the most
charming smiles. But their luck has to fail only once and they’re done.
“I need a pilot who, with discipline and intelligence, tries
to eliminate all the variables but doesn’t go to pieces when that fails.”
Of course, at the tables you have the option of standing up
and bidding everyone good evening. Right now, that was an option I did not
have.
This time, I had a pair of threes. I doubled the blind. J.
P. doubled it back at me. That should mean he had at least a pair himself,
almost certainly higher than mine. On the other hand, maybe he just wanted to
push me around. I called.
The flop disclosed the Jack of spades, the nine of clubs,
and the two of clubs. I checked. J. P. went all in. In a regular game, I would
suppose that he had just picked up a card that made a strong hand nearly
unbeatable. Nonetheless, it felt another attempt to scare me off. I pushed all
my chips to the center of the table.
Ace of hearts, ten of hearts. J. P. threw down his cards:
Queen of clubs and three of spades. A nothing hand. He looked more pleased than
otherwise as I raked in the chips.
* * * *
An ace and king unsuited appear on the screen. High cards,
but it is depressing to remember how many hands I have lost from a similar
start. The program asks me if I want to bet. I close my eyes, considering. All
around me, an invisible storm surges. The high-energy protons are like hail
drumming on the shell of the spacecraft. Then I notice that some of them are
getting through the shielding. They look like birdshot sifting through the
cabin, tearing painlessly through my flesh.
* * * *
“Calley. Wake up, boy.”
My eyes are gummy. When I manage to pry them open, I see the
ace and king still on the screen, waiting patiently for my decision. The time
display indicates that I slept for nine hours.
“‘m awake, J. P.” I squint at the mini-kitchen control panel
and punch up a bulb of hot coffee—as hot, that is, as I can have in the reduced
air pressure of the cabin. Usually I take it with cream. This time, I leave it
black.
“Right now there’s enough of a lull in the storm that you
should be able to complete your external take-off checks. However, the bright
boys and girls at National Solar Observatory say it’s going to start up again
with a vengeance. I want you on the way home by then.”
“No more assessment of Hiro Ichiban?” I suck the lukewarm
coffee, waiting for his answer.
“No time. I’ve tried reasoning with Yoji—” This would be
Yoji Ishikawa, the CEO of Ichiban. “—but he clammed up completely an hour ago.
Y’know, his rocket landed at almost the same time yours did even though it
launched three days later. They may not be able to put together a life support
system worth a damn, but their craft clearly has more speed than ours. You take
off just as soon as you safely can. If you get back before his ship does, we
can avoid the entire folderol of whether a bunch of circuits can legitimately
be claimed as a Japanese citizen.”
I shrug on the spacesuit and exit the lock. It is night
outside. Cold begins its caress of knees and elbows. The stars are hard and
bright. High overhead is a blue-white dot, impossibly beautiful, impossibly far
away. A bright rectangle of solar sail rises above the horizon. As much as
Ichiban should not be able to perfect its claim, the Court will likely consider
it unfair that Fetterman Enterprises should benefit from Ichiban’s work. Most
likely J. P. and Ishikawa will go into the electronic version of a closed room,
large sums will change hands, and two smiling CEOs will announce a deal
beneficial to the stock holders of both. J. P. is good at that sort of thing.
I switch on my helmet light and haul myself down the side of
the Wildcat to begin my checks. Mostly this consists of making sure that the
exterior compartments, the ones that housed the ion drive and its xenon propellant,
are secured. I also inspect the rocket nozzles for corrosion, not that there is
much I will be able to do if there are huge cracks.
As I move around the base of the Wildcat, sunlight sweeps
across the plain behind me. The helmet fans purr to life a minute later. I am
almost finished with my inspection when I find myself again in shadow.
“Calley, I just got a call from Mr. Ishikawa. He is very
concerned about his mission and came close to accusing me of sabotage. Any idea
what is going on with his spacecraft?”
I turn slowly. “I can’t say about his spacecraft, but his
robot is towering over me, no more than a meter from the Wildcat. You might ask
your buddy Yoji what it’s doing here. It’s not exactly a comfortable sensation
having it this close.”
“Guh, guh, good...” The robot pauses. “Ohayo.”
“Good morning,” I agree. “What can I do for you?”
“There ... there was ... a storm.”
“A solar flare,” I say. “It kept me cooped up for most of a
day. Protons do nasty things to human cells. Right now we’re in a lull. I am
trying to finish my preflight checks before it strengthens again.”
If it is really that smart, it will make the inference that
I wish to be left alone without my having to be blunt. Not that I believe in
being polite to a machine, but my grandmother always said it was good practice
no matter the audience.
“Hai.” It takes me a moment to realize that this is an affirmative
response. “I have ... no shelter. The storm ... impairs my function.”
That should have occurred to me. Electronic circuits are in
some ways as vulnerable to the effects of solar flares as I am.
“Are you saying the storm may kill you, end your
functioning?”
“Yes. No. My function will ... degrade. I ... will no longer
be ... I.”
For some, that would be a more frightening prospect than
death. For the first time, I note dents on the metallic torso and dust on some
of the joints. It has nothing like a jet pack. Learning to walk in microgravity
has apparently been a difficult endeavor.
“I must protect myself so that I may complete my mission.
You are sheltered from storm within your craft. Take me.”
It was able to stop me without visible effort. It has the
size and mass to toss me aside if it wants. If it really does not consider me
human, there is no reason for it to practice restraint.
“The hatch is too small for you. And even if you could pass
through it, you could never fit into the cabin. When I have my spacesuit on, I
can hardly turn around.” I think this is the truth, or pretty close to it.
“I did not mean the ... shell. I ... am ... contained
... in a central processing unit approximately seven centimeters by fifteen
centimeters by three centimeters.” Hiro puts its hands together to help a
metrically challenged American visualize the size.
Then it says something odd. “I recognized that you were
human when you ... visited me. Pretending not to was a ... ruse to make you
uncertain, to ensure respect.”
J. P.’s response to an earlier portion of the conversation
reaches my earphones. “Under no circumstances are you to provide transportation
to that can of circuits or to any part of it. If it threatens or harms you in
any way I’ll have Yoji’s ass up on piracy charges.”
Since we are all tuned to the same wavelength, I say: “You
heard the boss. The answer is no. Sayonara, Hiro.”
I turn to reenter the Wildcat. “Kudasai, Sensei.”
Please, Master! An attempt to arouse pity mixed with
some subtle flattery. It would not take a very sophisticated program to come up
with that approach. I certainly would not be very sophisticated if I allowed
myself to be moved by it.
I have my foot on the bottom rung. Slowly, I place it back
on the regolith as I turn to face the robot.
“Hiro, you say you are a human, a citizen of Japan.
Obviously, I have a different opinion. However, if you are a legal human, you
have a right to contract. Do you understand what a contract is?”
There is a perceptible pause. “It is not a term in my
database.”
“My boss, Mr. J. P. Fetterman, sets a great deal of store on
the right to contract. He considers it a right more ancient and more basic than
those enshrined in the American Constitution. In fact, he has even been known
to trace it back to Abraham cutting covenants with the Lord. It would be no
exaggeration to say that Mr. Fetterman considers the ability to enter into a
binding contract to be a defining mark of humanity.
“Basically, the idea is that two humans can exchange
promises that will be considered binding in a court of law. For example, if I
owned a farm, I could promise to sell you my entire rice crop for this year for
thirty million yen.”
“Wakarimasu ka?” “Tsukijanai.” Hiro’s handlers are
discussing the situation and the conversation is leaking over their open line
to the robot. I can’t understand a word, but the tone of their voices tells me
that they are unhappy.
“Does that explanation make sense to you?” I ask.
“Hai.”
“Good. Now, I have something you want: safety from the solar
storm and transportation back to Earth. What do you have of value to exchange?”
“I have nothing.” I do not believe that the conglomeration
of circuits standing before me is a person, is anything more than a
sophisticated answering machine. Yet there is something about that answer so
totally forlorn, so totally without hope, that I feel a chill.
“You’re wrong. You have something of great value, but you
just don’t know it. As an employee of Ichiban, you have asserted a claim to
this asteroid, which, if it is valid, matures into actual ownership if you
return alive to Earth. If, however, you were to resign from Ichiban, accept
employment with the Beanstalk Development Corporation, and assign any and all
rights which may have accrued to you in 2009 AP15, I would in return convey you
safely to Earth inside my own spacecraft and make every effort to have your
central processing unit rehoused in an appropriate robotic body.”
“Hiro Ichiban, this is J. P. Fetterman, CEO of the Beanstalk
Development Corporation. I want you to know that the man you are talking to,
Mr. James Calley, is my agent for this matter and has full and complete
authority to make offers of employment in my name under any terms he deems
proper.”
He could only have heard the beginning of my explanation
when he launched that statement, but intuiting where I was going, immediately
decided to back my play.
“If I perform my part of the ... contract, how can I be sure
... you will do as you say?” Hiro asks.
The shouting of Hiro’s handlers crescendos, then is suddenly
silent. “I have cut off that frequency,” the robot says. “It was ...
distracting.”
“It is the nature of contracts that each party’s performance
is conditioned on performance by the other party,” I say. “If you do as I ask,
but I fail to take you to Earth as I have promised, then your transfer of the
claim to this asteroid becomes void. It is in my interest to do exactly as I
have promised.”
I measure the robot’s silence by my heartbeats.
“I resign from Ichiban Corporation and accept employment
from the Beanstalk Development Corporation. I transfer any rights I may have in
2009 AP15 to Beanstalk Corporation in exchange for being protected from this
solar storm, being carried back to Earth, and being fitted into a body like the
one I presently operate.
“Domo arigato, Sensei Calley,” Hiro says. “Thank
you very much.”
The robot seems to settle into itself. A panel in its chest
slides aside. Ichiban at least put the central processing unit in the most
protected part of the shell. I reach in and gently disengage the CPU. All I can
feel through my gloves is its mass, which somehow makes me fear that it may be
delicate, that I must handle it very carefully.
“James Calley, this is Yoji Ishikawa. Cease your
interference with my employee. If you continue with your current actions, you
will be charged with sabotage, destruction of property, and malicious
interference with contract. You will not be allowed to corrupt and destroy Hiro
Ichiban with your lies.”
“Too late, Mr. Ishikawa. The deal is done.” Ishikawa’s
English is flawless, but there is something about the tone and phrasing that
makes me think I am only a secondary audience. Much of this has been about
influencing public opinion. I am willing to bet that right now both what he
says and my replies are being broadcast all over the world. J. P.’s public
affairs people will handle most of the response, but the boss undoubtedly
expects me to carry part of the load.
“If you were concerned about your ‘employee,’ you would not
have subjected it to conditions that would reduce it to the equivalent of
drooling idiocy. I don’t think I have the essence of a sentient being in my
hands. Even so, I will treat it with more care than you choose to give to your
fellow citizens.”
High-sounding sentiments delivered with defiance and
appropriate bluster. J. P. should be happy. I climb back into the Wildcat,
secure the hatch, finish the instrument checks, and begin the launch sequence.
Hiro’s CPU is in my lap, secured by the safety netting. Hibernadol courses
through my veins, blurring my vision, setting my thoughts adrift.
He disobeyed his handlers. The thought keeps recurring. Even
though my Japanese is deficient, I know enough to know that they were telling
him to ignore me and go back to his own craft. Instead, he shut them off.
As a nation, the Japanese are far ahead of all others in
robotics, and Ishikawa pays for the best of the best. They would not expect to
impress the Hague judges with Abe Lincoln at Disneyland crap. It would have to
be orders of magnitude more sophisticated.
They say the best researchers use current generation AI
programs to fashion the next generation programs. So, in a real sense, even the
best human scientist does not fully understand what he is creating. And into
this, throw random mutations caused by a solar flare. Ninety-nine times out of
a hundred any such change should be harmful. But maybe that one time, a
threshold will be crossed.
I cradle the CPU in my arms and fall into a dream of my
first day at school. I run after a new friend, and when he turns to face me,
his silver skin shines with the brilliance of the Sun.