The Carnelian Cube
(1948)*
L. Sprague de Camp & Fletcher Pratt

One:

	"Tiridat!" barked Arthur Cleveland Finch. "Don't stand there like the family banshee, letting the bugs in. If you want to see me, come along!"

	It was the evening of July 8, 1939, and the old brown bills of Cappadocia were turning grape-purple under a descending sun. Finch sat at a folding table on which were spread out the day's finds: a few undistinguished bits of glass and porcelain, a coin, and a couple of bronze objects that were more oxide than metal. Beyond, Lloyd Owens was bent silently over another collection of ancient artifacts: the parts of a portable radio set that at some time in past history had been in working order.

	Tiridat Ariminian let the curtain of mosquito-netting fall into place behind him, and came shuffling forward, his wrinkles deepening as he arranged them in what was apparently intended to be a placatory smile. Finch's heart sank as he contemplated this inevitable prelude to something that would either be trouble or money and probably both. One could count on Tiridat. The long nose under the sheepskin kalpak reminded Finch of a fox's muzzle. Yes, it was a fox's sharp, clever face that peered out from the disguise of sheepskin above and straggly billy-goat whiskers below.

	There was no sense in blaming him for it, Finch reflected in the few seconds that it took the old man to make his approach. Armenians were what the conditions of a hard life had made them, and if there was more than a streak of the vulpine in their composition, it was because only a fox stood a chance of survival in a world where wolves were dominant. He shot a glance of exasperation at Lloyd Owens. His assistant was under none of the compulsions that urged Tiridat toward behavior irrational by civilized standards. But in times of stress Owens would wrap himself in an impenetrable shell of introspection. In answer to a remark, he would hold a finger to his lips; one paused with the sentence half uttered, fearing to break in on the inspiration that might solve the relationship between the Hittite and Lydian languages. Later it transpired that Owens had only been trying to decide whether or not he had paid the rent to Ismet Toghrul for the miserable hovel in which they were living.

	Tiridat advanced, the smile encircling his countenance, and the blow fell: "The men don't work tomorrow, boss."

	"Why—not?" Finch brought out the last word with a rising whip-snap. It had worked before.

	Tiridat's smile remained unaltered. "Big celebration last night. Honor of St. Methodius." He made a deprecating gesture. "Too much raki for these men. Now don't feel good. Need a day not work."

	"I heard them in the night," said Finch. "It sounded like a reunion between the Kilkenny cats and the bulls of Bashan. But they seemed all right this morning."

	Tiridat spread his hands deprecatingly. "Too much tired. Need a day not work."

	Finch said: "What they really want is more money. Isn't that it?"

	Tiridat's smile showed no embarrassment. He merely nodded, looking coyly over his shoulder in the general direction of Owens.

	Finch sighed. "You would give a worse reason than the real one. You can tell them nothing doing. Mr. Push-man didn't allow for it in the budget. He's an Armenian too, so they can figure out for themselves what chance they have."

	Tiridat shrugged. "If I am rich Armenian, I help poor people. The men they say it is not Pushman makes them work too hard, it is rich American capitalists—"

	"That'll do, Tiridat. I'm running this dig, and if you can't keep the men in line* we'll have to get another foreman." He bent over the coin in sign of dismissal, but looked up as his ear caught the small sound of something dropping on the floor. "What's that?"

	"That" was a cube of red stone, about the size of a golf-ball, which had apparently dropped from somewhere in Tiridat's nameless clothes. Finch turned it over in his fingers, saying ominously: "You know, Tiridat, the worst crime a digger on an archaeological project can commit is to keep out finds for himself."

	The foreman's face registered nothing but outraged innocence. "That is no find, Mr. Feench. That is private, to me, a dream-stone."

	"A what?"

	"Dream-stone. You sleep on him, and takes you to heaven. It is mine."

	"What do you mean, heaven?"

	"Place where everything is like you want. Give me back—"

	Finch dropped the red cube firmly among the other objects on the table. "Your philosophical definition of heaven is dubious and I doubt the provenance of the relic. Tell you what I'll do, though—you tell me exactly where you found it, so I can establish its period and I'll overlook the matter this time."

	"I don't find it!" cried Tiridat in an anguished voice, "I have it since—since—"

	"All right, since when?"

	"Since Iblunos of Nigdeh gave it to me. You ask him, he will not lie, by the holy saints."

	"Who and where is Iblunos of Nigdeh?"

	"Old man. Live at Nigdeh, maybe three hundred years, maybe more."

	"I daresay. Am I expected to travel a thousand miles to Nigdeh and dig up this impossible gaffer to verify your silly story?" "But—"

	"Tiridat, this is the second time I've had to say that's enough argument. Shake not thy gory locks on me; and you can tell your friends to be on the job tomorrow, or they don't get paid,"

	The foreman shrugged again and plodded mumbling to the door. As he reached it, he turned to give Finch a look from under the sheepskin cap. "Banshee? You don't die soon, boss. Maybe you just wish you did."

	Finch stared into the darkness where he had gone. "Now how would that old buzzard know about banshees?" he asked the atmosphere.

	"Maybe he doesn't," muttered Lloyd Owens from over his pile of parts.

	"You heard what he said. It sounded as though he were trying to put the witch's curse on me."

	"Well, maybe somebody on a previous dig told him about them," said Owens soothingly.

	"Hm," said Finch. He held the red cube up to the lamp. "It's got an inscription, anyway. Very small. Reminds me of that line in Tennyson about letters 'no larger than the limbs of fleas.' " Finch applied a magnifying glass to the object, "Pretty faint, and looks a little like Boeotian Greek. Usil tivik—Hey, Lloyd, will you look at this? It isn't Greek, and I'm not sure I know what it is."

	Owens' head came up and he stepped over. There was a long pause; then: "Are your nerves in good shape to stand a shock, Arthur? It's Etruscan."

	"What!"

	"Certainly. I can't make out all the words, but here's a whole phrase: 'Larth achle velthurush aisarush alpan mi arthialis turke—' Good Etruscan; 'Larth Achilles, son of Velthur, has presented the gods with this something or other.'"

	"I still don't believe it. The stone's ordinary carnelian, and you know how common that is around here. Could somebody be putting over a hoax on us?"

	Said Owens: "Why and who? I've known practical jokers, but never one who would go to the trouble of incising letters of that size into carnelian—and in Etruscan."

	Finch turned the cube over in his fingers. "If it isn't a piece of trade-drift, we may be on the threshold of something important here, Lloyd. Mightn't it just be possible that the Etruscans adopted their alphabet before they left Asia Minor for Italy? Assuming what we always have, that they came from Asia Minor in the first place."

	"Possible, but not very probable. Where did they adopt it from?"

	"Well, even if improbable, mightn't this be premigration Etruscan work?"

	"Let's see—that would put it back before 900 B. C, at least. It's too improbable, Arthur. You'd better accept it as Italiot Etruscan and make the best of it as a trade article. Incidentally, did it occur to you that Tiridat's 'Iblunos' is a passable Turkification of 'Apollonios,' and that his Nigdeh is about ten miles from the site of ancient Tyana?"

	Finch laughed. "Now, who's dragging in the improbable? Are you hinting that Apollonios of Tyana is still doing the thaumaturgical business at the old stand after a couple thousand years?"

	"I'd hardly go as far as that. It might be a local tradition or a descendant or something of that sort. You know how hard those things die out. I think it would really be worth while to stop off at Bulgunlu on our way in. There's a branch railroad running up past Nigdeh."

	"I don't know how I can prevent you if you want to go up there and make a check on Iblunos, myself, I'd rather do something useful, like verifying the medieval idea that griffins put emeralds in their nests to keep snakes away."

	"While you're on that subject," said Owens, "has it occurred to you that Tiridat's little pebble fits the medieval description of the Philosopher's Stone pretty well? Remember that some of the schoolmen believed the Etruscans had discovered it. High of St. Victor, for instance, said—"

	"Listen," said Finch, "don't treat me to the whole 'Anatomy of Melancholy.' What do you want me to do, pulverize it to see whether it will turn mercury to gold? We'll interpret it as best we can, and if we can't make anything of it, turn it over to old man Pushman, so he'll have a genuine Armenian antique to put under glass in the museum wing of that palace of his in Beverly Hills."

	"All right. While we're on that subject, though, I forgot to mention that I picked up another telegram from him while I was in Van this morning." -

	"Any more money?"

	"Of course not. Just wants to know when we'll have some more relics and something to give to the newspapers."

	"Damn all movie magnates with an itch for publicity through culture," said Finch. "Sometimes I wish the old bastard had never read my book."

	"In which case there wouldn't be any dig," said Owens. "Cheer up, maybe you'll get another book out of this one, or a feature article in a Sunday supplement, and another money-bags will read it." He closed his eyes and smacked his lips appreciatively: "I can see the headlines —'Poet-Laureat of Archaeology; Author of "Hiawatha in Trebizond."' "

	Finch smiled, but a trifle wryly. "I suppose. Damn it, Lloyd, doesn't it strike you there's something unreasonable about a world where the really important things you do can only get attention because you do something unimportant? Maybe I'm just wrong about that confounded volume of verse, but the critics did like it, and it sold 37 copies. And here I am with all expenses paid on an expedition because an unimportant movie man read an unimportant piece of prose I wrote once."

	"It's an unreasonable world where they make radios like this, anyway. The one tube for which we have no spares has burned out."

	"Can't you—I mean, use a spare for one of the other tubes? Interchange them?"

	Owens grinned. " 'Fraid not. These tubes aren't like electric light bulbs. You can't interchange them"

	"Why don't they design them with the same size sockets in the first place?"

	"It's not a question of sockets. I'll have to write for a new tube, but I doubt whether we'll get it before the end of the season. You know what the Turkish postal service is like."

	"In that case we'll just have to suffer along without news. We wouldn't hear anything but wars and rumors of wars anyway."

	"Yes, there's something unreasonable, if you like, Arthur. Hitler talks big and everybody backs down. You'd think any rational person could see that the moment they called his bluff he'd go home with his tail between his legs."

	Finch sighed. "I suppose the majority of people don't want to be rational, really. By God, if I were a Hitler, I'd fix things so that archaeological work didn't depend on the whims of movie producers, and poetry didn't depend on doing something else, and—"

	"Try your Philosopher's Stone."

	"My huh?"

	"Your carnelian cube. Tiridat said it would take you to heaven in your dreams, and that's what you're asking for, isn't it? Besides, that fits the medieval description, too. The alchemists were always talking about making gold with it, but when you pinned them down, they always had a metaphysical explanation, something about meaning spiritual perfection by 'gold.' You might say it transmutes the base metal of the actual world in»—"

	"Another nightmare." Finch grinned. "Maybe I will try it"

-

	Later, a succession of grunts from Arthur Cleveland Finch's bedroom indicated that he was making one of his nightly assaults on the convexity of his belly. Not that it did any particular good to he on his back and raise both feet together a stated number of times, but Finch kept trying. It was humiliating that one of the best coxwains Cornell had ever had should be preceded wither he went by such a pod.

	At least Finch had always so considered it. Despite a balding head he had never abandoned the idea that he was fundamentally an outdoor man-of-action. Only accident, he believed had brought him to an early marriage and the inevitable bread-winning by teaching. Only the accident of economic compulsion had kept him at the grindstone till the arrival of this windfall of the Leo Pushman Expedition to Asia Minor. Nobody knew how Finch's book on "The Armenian Deme; a Study of Pontus and Armenia under the Byzantine Empire" had fallen into the hands of a movie magnate with two swimming pools, or why Pushman had read it after he got his hands on it. Finch knew as well as anybody that the book was as dull as a third-rate sermon, but it had urged the egregious Pushman actually to lay out money.

	Damn it! Finch thought, history wasn't supposed to entertain. It was unreasonable to expect it to do anything but inform. If—

	"Damn!" yelled Finch, in full voice this time, bounding from his bed. A terrific outburst of caterwauling Armenian music had sprung from the other buildings. Evidently the diggers had not found other money inadequate for the purchase of more raid.

	He slammed the window, despite the midsummer heat and returned to his insulted bed. The little red cube lay on the table. He hesitated a moment, then picked it up and stuffed it under the pillow, chuckling at his own absurdity, and still chuckling drifted off into slumber, wishing for that unattainable ideal, a perfectly rational world.

-

Two:

-

	Bongg. Bongg.

	Finch rolled over and pulled the blanket up between his head and shoulder. That damned Armenian music was really getting out of hand.

	Bongg. Bongg. Bongggg.

	No, that wasn't Armenian music His eyes assured him that the sound came from a large circular gong over the door of his room. A rod, projecting through a hole in the wall, was connected by a simple lever mechanism to a hammer. As the rod slid in and out of the wall, it forced the hammer against the gong, against which it snapped back, with a harsh, resonant noise. It was much lighter than it should be.

	There was no such gong in Ismet Toghrul's house on the shore of Lake Van. As Finch looked around the bare little room which his eyes encompassed, he realized that this was not Ismet Toghrul's house at all.

	Finch chuckled comfortably under the blanket.

	This was how Tiridat Ariminian's carnelian cube worked! Or perhaps it hadn't worked at all, and this was just an ordinary dream. In any case it was nothing to get excited about. Finch pulled the blanket one inch higher and closed'his eyes to wait for the next phase.

	Bongggg! Bonggggg!

	The contraption gave out a note of impatience, as nearly as an impersonal mechanism could transmit such an idea. It was certainly determined not to grant him any more—sleep? What would you call it if, in a dream, you experienced the illusion of waking from sleep? But there was no question that he would no longer be allowed to sleep in his dream. He got up and opened the door.

	"Tir—" he began, then stopped. No, the man confronting him from the sill was not Tiridat Ariminian. He looked like him in feature and figure, but was younger, clean-shaven, and dressed in a clean pale-green suit cut like pajamas instead of wearing the foreman's dirty sheepskins and kalpak.

	"Come awn, Arthur," cried the apparition in a natural if hurried manner. "Mah goodness sakes, you'll make us both late for patron call!" The hillbilly accent reminded Finch of his home state.

	"But—"

	"Hurra up! You ought to be right down grateful to me. Hain't nobody else in Strawberry House would wake you up like this."

	The urgency of the visitor's delivery overbore Finch's impulse to argue. He pulled on the clothes that lay across a chair, fumbling a bit with unfamiliar buttons and ties, and followed the pseudo-Tiridat at almost a trot down the corridor.

	There was a carpet on the floor and numbered doors along both sides. Clearly a dream of some kind of hotel. There were a few other passengers, also hurrying; some of them nodded in an abstracted manner. All wore the pajama suits in different pastel shades.

	The hurrying throng went up one flight of stairs, then another, with Finch comparing this to "Alice in Wonderland" and speculating on when he would begin changing size. At the second landing the crowd sorted itself into groups which streamed away through doorways on halls that led off the landing. Instead of numbers these doors bore names: "Wilkinsn," "Kouts," "Banistr," and so on, in big metal letters. Phonetic spelling, apparently. Pseudo-Tiridat plunged into a door marked "Orindj."

	Finch found himself in a large room with a cushioned bench running clear around the wall. On this bench sat a miscellaneous collection of men, eating breakfast from small tables in front of them. At the far side was another door, with a cue of men extending through it. Finch's companion promptly took his place at the end of the line, and Finch himself, seeing nothing better to do, followed suit. A few of the eaters called out: "Hi!" "Morning, Arthur." "'Lo, Terry," "Late again? Must have been a big night."

	More to test the impression than anything else, Finch remarked: "That dream-stone of yours is certainly a hard worker. I never dreamed that the smell of bacon made me hungry before."

	Pseudo-Tiridat—Terry, to judge from the greetings— turned a blank face toward him. "Huh? What dream-stone? Lord have mercy, Arthur, you do say the unreasonablest things. I s'pose that's the way it is with honest-to-goodness poets."

	"What—why—" Finch began, wondering how poetry had mingled with Tiridat in his dreams. He tried a new tack: "Say, the service in this cafeteria is about as snappy as life in Ogygia."

	Another blank look. "For a client," observed Terry, "you sure have nerve enough to do a ski-jump blindfolded. And ef you put that there crack in a limerick, I want a commission."

	No sale. The line shortened slowly. Presently he followed Terry into a smaller room, smelling strongly of food. At one side, breakfasts on trays were being handed across a counter, but before receiving them, each of the men waiting in line went into another door at the far side and then came out. Terry preceded him and reappeared almost immediately.

	Finch was evidently next. He pushed the door open and entered what seemed to be an office, with a bald, turtle-beaked man of about Finch's own age sitting behind a dark wood desk Without greeting, this person said: "Last again, Finch. Do youse want to be hauled up before the Politician for laziness?" When Finch did not reply, Turtle-beak tossed a bill on the desk. "I'll pass it this time. Youse will have a sonnet in honor of Orange Amaranth Mrs. in time for the orgy tonight. Here's your advance."

	Finch chuckled. "Did you say you wanted me to compose a sonnet, for this?" He picked up the bill.

	The man's reaction was curious; his lips tightened red ran right up his wattles. He seemed to have some difficulty in getting out the next sentence: "Really, Finch, I must say, that's carrying professional license a little too far. Youse had better not do it in public,"

	"What is?"

	"Why, talking as though Finch Arthur Poet had the same status as Orange William Banker."

	"What do you mean? I never said a word about anybody's status."

	"Youse did! Don't give me that! Now youse are doing it again—inflecting for equality. I don't care if youse are a poet; I'm not going to have it get around that my clients don't know elementary etiquette."

	"You'd better go back to the beginning and explain, Mr. Banker," said Finch. "When I get to dreaming things, I sometimes forget."

	The man's eyes seemed about to pop from their sockets. "Youse fool! Do youse want me to send youse up before the Psychologic Board for irrational behavior? My name is Orange. Do youse want me to call youse Mr. Poet?"

	"Oh," said Finch, humbly, and with the back of his mind remembering that in dreams an outburst like this was usually a prelude to a pursuit. "Excuse me. It's like being Chinese; but if you'll just explain, Mr. Orange, or Orange Mr.—"

	"If thou will explain, youse irrational half-wit!"

	Pursuit or no pursuit, the adrenal glands began to deliver their product into Finch's blood-stream. "My dear sir," he said: "I have endeavored to be courteous to you —or thou, even if thou are a figment of my subconscious imagination, but since it doesn't produce the smallest approach to common courtesy, I've had enough. I'm going to get out of this dream."

	He reached over to the desk, picked up the stone paper-weight on it, and banged himself on the top of the head—hard. Nothing happened except that he saw stars.

	Orange's face had lost its fury and the banker was watching with a kind of horrified fascination. In a changed voice, he asked: "How are youse feeling, Finch?"

	Finch staggered one step and smiled wryly. "About as well as could be expected of a man who's just had a tap on the head, and rather hungry."

	"Can youse still make rhymes? What rhymes with 'plague'?"

	"Haig and Haig," said Finch briskly. "I could do with some right now, even if it is before breakfast. This is getting me down."

	"What rhymes with 'fugue?'"

	"That's a wicked one. Let's see—'toug.'"

	"What's that? Don't believe there is such a word."

	"Oh, yes there is. They've got a flock of them on display in the museum in Istanbul. If you doubt it, go take a look."

	"How do youse know?"

	"I saw them there a couple of months ago," said Finch.

	Orange narrowed his eyes and his face became a trifle grim. "A couple of months ago youse were right here in Strawberry House, Kentucky, grinding out lousy poems to justify your existence. I don't think youse are dangerous, but youse have a seizure all right,"

	Finch shrugged. "Okay, then say I journeyed to Istanbul in my imagination. But I still say they have tougs in the museum there."

	The banker eyed him coldly. "All right. Youse are still acting erratic, but if youse can rhyme, I'll forget it and call it creative temperament, I want that sonnet for the orgy."

	"Very well," said Finch. "Let's assume I'm just a little eccentric, eh? Now if thou will just tell me whattest thou wantest, so I can get some breakfast, I'll be much obliged."

	"I have told youse about four times already, I want the usual eulogistic sonnet, to be given by me at the orgy. Last word is the name of the person honored; in this case my wife Amaranth. That's all been settled long ago."

	"How the devil am I to rhyme anything with Orange? It's the one word in English that won't rhyme."

	The banker shrugged. "That's your problem, Finch. You're the poet, not me. Use 'Amaranth' if you wish, but no more dopey rhymes on it like 'gum tragacanth.' One of those was enough. Dismiss."

	The breakfast was somewhat chilled but not half bad, Finch decided, as he took his place beside the man called Terry, who was dawdling over his second cup of coffee. This custom of early-morning calls on a patron—hmm, the early Roman Empire, or perhaps the late republic .. .

	"Gee, you were in there a long time. What commission did you get?" asked Terry.

	"A poem," said Finch. "Specifically, a panegyric sonnet. But it calls for the damndest piece of rhyming since Apollo got a concupiscient itch for Daphne. Oh, well, I used to be a fairish poet one time."

	"What d'you mean, you used to?" said Terry. "My goodness gracious, anybody'd think you'd forgot you was the prize poet of the whole Louisville district. Ain't you feelin' rational this morning, Arthur?"

	So the imagined scene was laid in Finch's home town —or at least its suburbs. He waved compliment and inquiry aside. "What commission did you get?"

	"Me, heh, heh. Seems as how Sullivan Michael Politician has done challenged Harrison Joe Politician from down at Highland Falls to a tennis match. So I got to git me some practice and take on Harrison's athalete. He's older'n I am, so I figger to lick him, but gittin' the practice, that's the Hell of it. You poets, all you-all got to do is sit down with a pencil and paper, and blam, out comes your poem Me, I got to sweat."

	"Like to play a couple of sets?" suggested Finch.

	"Shore," said Terry. Then he looked suspicious. "I cain't pay you nothing, though. Have to take it out in trade."

	"Good lord, I don't expect pay for playing a friendly game of tennis!" cried Finch slightly aghast.

	"Okay, Arthur, ef you're going to be that irrational. I'll meet you out on the court in an hour."

	"Oh, by the way, do I own a racket?"

	"Why—come to think of it, you don't. But that's okay; I'll lend you one of mine."

	It occurred to Finch as he made his way back to his room that he had asked a very peculiar question. But that would probably be set down as part of his general irrational behavior this morning. The only odd thing was that Terry had not treated the question as unusual.

	He gave a few moments' inspection to his quarters, half expecting the room to dissolve into a windy plain beneath his feet, but it seemed substantial enough, and was arranged with the same cold rationality which—now that he thought of it—characterized the rest of the morning's experience. There was an easy chair, a reading lamp, a supply of foolscap paper, several pens.

	A bookcase held books, most of their titles and authors unfamiliar, the list appearing to contain several novels, one or two works on politics, and various volumes of verse. Finch took down one of the latter, the lettering on whose back announced it as "Odes and Threnodes—-Sullivan." Finch remembered Terry mentioning Sullivan Michael Politician who would, he supposed, be some kind of local Gauleiter. It seemed a little odd that Sullivan should be a poet as well as Finch if functions around here were all as specialized as they seemed to be. He took out the volume.

	The title-page furnished enlightenment. At the top appeared in large letters:

ODES AND TRENODES

	Then, in slightly smaller letters:

SPONSOR: SULLIVAN MICHAEL POLITICIAN

	In medium-sized letters:     \

PUBLISHED BY STRAWBERRY HOUSE

	And at the bottom, in extremely small letters: 

Author: Finch Arthur Poet

	They seemed to have extremely comprehensive ideas about status in this projected cosmos, he thought, wondering how far this reflected from the depths of his own imagination. Yet there was certainly a smooth rationality about it—a civilization in which everyone knew and found his place without difficulty or the torments of useless ambition. He knew enough of history to be aware of how many races had flourished contentedly and even successfully under a caste system; and it certainly offered to all the security which was the goal of most ambition in the world he knew. As for himself, could he not adapt himself to such an arrangement, with his practice in buttering college presidents and rich men intent on buying their way through the needle's eye by financing expeditions to Asia Minor?

	All he had to remember was to speak to superiors as "thou," equals as "you" and inferiors as "youse." Fortunately the inflection system did not appear to run through the entire language, as among some of the Eastern tongues he knew.

	He hunted through belongings till he found a pair of rubber-soled shoes and went below to find the tennis-court, half expecting to find the building a unit in a crowded metropolis. It was a pleasant surprise to discover that, although large, the structure stood by itself, surrounded by parklike grounds. The top of another apartment house was visible a quarter-mile off, through a break in the trees, and around the corner of Strawberry House itself a low structure that looked like a stable.

	The building was a comfortable looking place despite a vast horizontal reach; four storeys with ivy crawling over blonde brick. People came and went in leisurely fashion. The whirr of industry came from some invisible wing of the building, and the chatter of schoolchildren at recess from another.

	Beside a slightly weedy clay tennis-court, Terry was stretched out on his back with a white canvas hat over his face. As Finch approached he yawned, crawled erect, and handed over a racket-Finch had not played since leaving the United States for Pushman's dig. He said: "Let's volley a bit till I get my hand in, shall we?"

	"Shore tiling, partner," said Terry, and began to bat over a few easy ones. Finch dubbed the first shots horribly, but Terry politely refrained from comment. Presently the latter suggested play.

	As soon as the ball began to come over the net in earnest, Finch realized that Terry was better than he, but that was to be expected from a pro. Nevertheless the first set was by no means a walkover; Finch carried several points to quite long and honorable rallies before losing at 6-2. On the second set his first serve began to drop in, and the games seesawed back and forth: 5-5, 5-6, 6-6, 6-7.

	Finch was puffing now and becoming a little impatient against an opponent who played a good basic game, concentrating on returning everything, without cuts or other fancy work. All his life Finch had been warned by college pros against cuts: "Not the right way to play—" "You'll never work up a reasonable game if you depend on cuts—"

	But this couldn't go on. Finch cut, outrageously; and Terry, set for a forehand drive, was left standing foolishly as the ball zipped past his left cheek.

	"That was right smart," he confessed. Finch cut again; cut through to win the set, and began on the next one, still cutting and still taking points. Terry's face took on a comical expression of bewildered despair. "How under the canopy do you do that, Arthur?" he asked, as the game score reached love-three, and Finch was about to reply when a sudden twinge made him drop his racket and sit down.

	His heart was racing and his face tingling; the same old tachycardia which had not attacked him for so many years that he had forgotten to watch out for it.

	"What's the matter, Arthur?" said Terry, coming over. "You look kinda peaked."

	"Heart," said Finch. "I—I think I'll stretch out a bit." The world around him began doing odd, fuzzy things.

	"Massage me under here," he managed to articulate, pointing to the places below the angles of the jaw, where the vagus nerve comes near the surface.

	Terry was fumbling uncertainly about it when a feminine voice said: "Here, let me, stupid!"

	"Aw, Eulalie, thou ain't got the heft in your fingers ..."

	Nevertheless, the fingers that took over the task more competently were clearly a woman's. As Finch's vision cleared he became aware of a blonde object of considerable pulchritude and greenish eyes. He struggled to sit up.

	"A man of your age ought to know better than to overdo," she said, and without waiting for thanks turned her back, pushed through the little group of half a dozen or more who had gathered round, and disappeared.

	Terry offered him a hand up, and the spectators, without comment or curiosity, went about their business. As Finch started for his room, he asked: "Who was that?"

	"Why," said Terry, "that was Eulalie."

	"I gathered that from what you said. Eulalie—I mean which Eulalie?"

	"Orange Eulalie Mrs. His second-class wife, o' corse. Hope he's makin' out better handlin' her than what I did. She shore was one active armful when she was married to me,"

	"Sorry; I didn't mean—"

	"Tha's all right, Wudden nothing I could do 'bout it. She was only my second-class wife anyway, an' she just got ambitious for some more status, not gettin' tired of me a-tall. Done toP me so herself when she deevorced me. Corse I told her Orange wouldn't get nowhere, on account of he is a lousy poor banker, and all the status she'd get out of him, second class, would put her level with his cook. But Eulalie, once she gits an i-dea ..." Armstrong Terry finished the sentence with a wave of the hand to indicate his helplessness in such a situation. "Real mistake I made was not givin' her a first-class marriage with contract and everything. She couldn't have got shet of me so easy. But as 'twas she jest put me in a picklernent."

	"I'm in something of a picklement about Amaranth, Mrs. myself," said Finch, as they reached the door. "I've been trying to figure out a rhyme for her name all morning, but just when I think I have something approaching it, it's gone like Sisyphus' boulder."

	"Shore is too bad," said Terry. "I'd swap off for your tennis practice, except I ain't no poet, and besides ef they found out I'd been a-helpin' you, they might think I was gettin' plumb irrational, and reclassify me."

	"Have to be reclassified some time won't you? You can't go on being a professional athlete forever."

	"Oh, Lord have mercy, I s'pose not. There's Hogarth Jack Athalete up in Cincinnati, he must be fifty-two and still rollin' right along. Once you git them examiners after you ... Eulalie, she had some trouble like that once, fore we was married, and lost a lot of status. Ef you don't find no rhyme for Amaranth, why don't you put Eulalie in your poem?"

	"After that crack she made about my age?"

	"Aw, that wudden nothing. Jest Eulalie's way. Any-hoo it'd make ol' Orange just wiggle."

	"I might do it at that," mused Finch.

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Three:

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	The dead silence that fell when Arthur Cleveland Finch stood up to read his poem after being called on puzzled and disconcerted him a little, until it occurred to him that it would hardly be rational to applaud any performer until he had put on his act. Certainly the rest of the "orgy" had been on a basis of complete reason; it turned out to be a rather staid, if somewhat large dinnerparty, differing from those he had seen in the past chiefly by the absence of penguin-like dinner jackets. Even the drinks were hardly likely to produce any outbursts of uninhibited irrationality; they consisted of wine heavily diluted with water in the classical fashion.

	Finch looked out over the assemblage of calm faces and read sonorously:

"Many the wonders I this day have seen: 
The sun, when first he kist away the tears 
That filled the eyes of morn—the laurell'd peers 
Who from the feathery gold of evening lean;— 
The ocean with its vastness, its blue green, 
Its ships, its rocks, its caves, its hopes, its fears,— 
Its voice mysterious, which who so hears 
Must think on what will be, and what has been. 
E'en now, dear heart, while this for you I write, 
Cynthia is from her silken curtains peeping 
So scantly, that it seems her bridal night, 
She saw her half-discovered revels keeping. 
But what, without the present thought of thee, 
Would be all wonder, dearest Eulalie?"

	The silence that followed Finch's reading, as head turned toward head, was gradually filled by a scund as of fifty radiator-valves being turned on at once. Then, instead of applause there was a tentative snicker which gradually rose to an immense roar of laughter and talk. The laughers, Finch observed, were partly looking at Orange, partly at him.

	"Youse—" bellowed the banker, standing up and pointing an accusing finger, though his figure was far too stout and round to make him a good doomsman—"youse—of all the—"

	Someone slapped Orange on the back. The unhappy man coughed and took two steps toward Finch, and for a moment the poet thought he was about to become the victim of a physical assault. Past the banker's pudgy figure he caught a glimpse of a bony face wearing an expression of fury even more intense than Orange's own, and judged this must be his patron's first-class wife.

	"No," growled the banker. "Must remain rational. One —two—three—four—five—" he retraced the two steps and subsided into his chair, glaring across a buzz of conversation. "Damndest thing I ever heard ..." "... awful insult to Orange Amaranth '..." "Ocean with its vastness! What ocean did he ever ..."

	"All right," said Orange in a clear tone, standing up again. "I'm-in full control of myself now. Nobody can say that I did not resist great temptation to behave in ah irrational manner. Now, Finch Arthur Poet, get out of this room! Leave my orgy!"

	"But why?" asked Finch.

	"Go!" said Orange, striking his "doom" attitude again. "Under the law I cannot dismiss you as a client, but I can and shall bring charges."

	Finch took a big gulp of the watered wine, shrugged and went, noticing that people avoided his eyes as he left the room. It was his own fault, of course. If he had paid any attention to the obvious laws of custom in these surroundings, he should have known that irresponsible conduct of any kind would not be looked upon with kindness, or even forgiveness. Perhaps he had been living too long in an irrational world, the world of Leo Pushman and Tiridat Arirninian.

	Thinking of that old scoundrel gave his meditation another twist. Had he put hashish in the kuskus? No— hardly. There was something very odd about the way this dream went on and on through time and space. In a real hashish dream, one's sense of the temporal and spatial relations stretched this way and that, like a rubber band. There was no such variation here; objects enjoyed their normal relationship to one another and time ran on at an unvarying pace.

	Well, what about Tiridat—or Armstrong Terry, if they really were the same. Perhaps he, Arthur Finch, was indulging in that risky form of mental gymnastics, the long-distance conclusion-jump. Was there any real evidence to support the idea that Terry was or was not Tiridat; or for that matter, any evidence but unreliable memory to support the idea that this world was anything but real?

	The carnelian cube—if that object itself were real, if it were not also a part of the unreliable memory—might be mixed up in it somehow. He wondered if it existed here. Could one find a real object in an unreal world? If so, Terry would certainly have it.

	In the lower corridor, he asked a passing girl for the location of Armstrong Terry's quarters, pushed a bell and was told to enter. Terry was sprawled on his bed with his feet up, doing nothing whatever. As he perceived Finch, the athlete folded his long legs and rolled off the couch.

	"The suggestion was not a good one," said Finch grimly.

	"Huh? What suggestion."

	"About writing the sonnet to Orange Eulalie instead of Amaranth. He got mad and threw me out of the orgy, and everyone laughed. Says he's going to bring charges."

	Terry whistled. "Aw, Arthur, I didn't think you was going to take me real serious and do it. You poets ain't got no more sense than a frog's got fur. Anyhoo, I'm sorry."

	"Yeah," said Finch. "About as sorry as Hera was for Io."

	"Whose them? Aw please, you know I wouldn't git you in no trouble I could help. I really owe you some-thin'. Why, you know I'm always gitting in trouble myself on account of helping my friends when there isn't nothin' in it. That's why the board keeps classifying me way down with the athletes, instead of putting me where I could get some status. And now ef you go bawl me out for that, I reckon it'll be more than human flesh and blood can bear—"

	"All right, all right," said Finch. "Don't burst out crying about it." For Armstrong Terry Athlete looked as though he were about to do exactly that. It occurred to Finch that advantage might be taken on his low-caste friend's melancholy.

	"By the way," he said, "I lost something a little while back. A little cube of red stone, about so big, with an inscription on it. You haven't seen it anywhere, have you?"

	Terry looked up at him with big, honest eyes. "Naw, cain't say I ever have."

	"Sure?"

	I " 'Course I'm sure." A look of indignation came into Terry's face. "You ain't hintin' I done swiped your little doodad, are you? That ain't nice, Arthur. Ain't you got no consideration for nobody's feelin's at all? I know what's wrong with you. You're just mad on account of you made a misstep and got thrown out of the orgy."

	It was convincing; a little too convincing, the thought flashed across Finch's mind. "Calm down," he said. "I'm not accusing you of anything. I just thought you might have seen that piece of stone. Look, tell me something; is tennis the only kind of athletics you conduct?"

	"Aw, now Arthur, you're jest a-kiddin' me." He shifted rapidly from injured innocence to embarrassment, one foot twisting on the point of the toe. "You know I done beat that fellow from Locust House three times runnin' at lifting weights, and—"

	He was off. Finch sat down and bore the torrent of words as patiently as possible, smiling glassily at appropriate intervals, and inserting a question now and then, like a nickel in the slot, to keep the mechanism working. The list of Terry's athletic triumph was endless, but he fortunately demanded nothing more than a willing ear and a pair of open eyes. Finch had plenty of opportunity to mature a plan of action which consisted in nothing more difficult than outsitting his friend and opponent and then searching his belongings for the carnelian cube.

	It was nearly midnight before Finch won out. Terry interrupted the account of a wrestling match in which he had escaped a toehold at the imminent peril of broken bones to say " 'Scuse me, Arthur, I gotta go to the donniker." The moment he was out of the room, Finch was on his feet, beginning a brisk and competent, if somewhat superficial job on the bureau that stood at one side.

	A step sounded behind him, and a hinge creaked ever so slightly. The door was fully open before Finch was in his seat again, but he had at least managed to close the drawer. His halt was a bit like that of a motion-picture film suddenly stuck.

	"Hello, Orange Mrs." It was the stunning blonde.

	"Hello, Finch Poet. I looked for you in your room—"

	"I've been down here talking with Terry about athletics."

	"Your taste in amusement is curious. It was conversation like that that made me divorce him."

	"Passing over the comment as unnecessary," said Finch, "I may say that I am beginning to agree with— with thou. He piled a Pelion of detail on an Ossa of banality. But what did thou want to see me about?"

	She smiled an open, candid smile, and said: "First I wanted to thank youse for that lovely sonnet! I've never been so honored at an orgy before. But youse shouldn't have done it. My co-wife Amaranth is going to make trouble for youse—and me, too."

	Finch sobered. "I'm awfully sorry. I really didn't mean to get you—thou into trouble. Can I take all the blame or do anything else to' clear it up?"

	Eulalie flashed a brief smile, and as Terry came in and ducked his head at her, sat down. "I don't know how youse can keep him from divorcing me, if Amaranth wants to make him."

	Finch swung to Terry. "You're good with advice. What can I do about this jam I'm in with Orange?"

	"Now, Arthur," Terry protested, "you done said you wudden bring up that business—"

	"Not at all! Anyway, this time I'm not blaming you for anything. I just want to know what to do."

	"Gee willies, I dunno. Jest set tight and hope that he won have the board reclassify you to a garbage man or agricultural farmer, or that Sullivan Michael Politician won't trade you off way up north."

	"Being a garbage-collector might have a future," said Eulalie, eyeing Finch through narrowed lids. "Sullivan was one himself when he was elected House Politician. Maybe that's what Finch Arthur wants to do."

	Terry grinned. "Too bad thou didn't go for him 'stead of old Orange. He's got more status and twice the money."

	Eulalie looked burning lava, but before She could speak, Finch said: "All of which doesn't help very much. Listen, what's to prevent me from simply walking out? I could doubtless find something to do for a while till this blows over ..."

	He halted at the simultaneous gasps from his audience.

	Both spoke, practically in chorus: "But you can't do that!"

	"Everybody has to stay in his House till his Politician trades him off to 'nother one somewheres else," explained Terry.

	"Everybody knows it's the only way of keeping population adjusted to need and resources," said Eulalie, with the air of someone repeating a lesson.

	"Nonsense," said Finch. "What if I did it anyway? Who'd stop me?"

	"Sullivan would order but the proctors," said Terry.

	"Very well," said Finch rising. "I think I'll start right now, tonight, before the Politician gets any bright ideas like that."

	Again a chorus of expostulations. "You cain't go runnin' off like that, Arthur ..."

	Finch grinned from the doorway. "Oh, can't I? My kind but hidebound friends, there are moments when true rationality has an appearance of the irrational. Watch me go."

	"Anyway," said Terry, "you cain't go off with no more clothes than you got on. Hit gits mighty cold up in them mountains. I'm tellin' you as a friend, you better pack some things up like a reasonable man." The athlete began counting on his fingers. "You're a-going to need your razor and a toothbrush, and—"

	"All right," said Finch. "I've been in the open before and I have a reasonable idea of what I need to cope with it, even if the approach strikes you as unreasonable. See you in six weeks."

	He flipped a hand in farewell and left. It was remarkable how Armstrong Terry succeeded in irritating him.

	One flight took him up to the floor occupied by' the Middle Division of the Client class, and he walked quickly along the corridor to his room. He opened the door, then froze. The light was on, and it showed a couple of burly men, with brass buttons on their blue pajama-like clothes, one sitting on the bed, one on his chair.

	"Evening, Finch Arthur Poet," said one of them, as they hove to their feet like a pair of broaching whales. "You're under arrest."

	"Huh? What for?"

	"Sure thing; charge of advertising."

	"Advertising?"

	"That's right. You made a sensation with that there sonnet you sprang at Orange's orgy. Patron charges you with doing it deliberate."

	"You mean—is it a crime to advertise?"

	"Now, Finch Mr., less you say the better, or you'll have us giving evidence you behaved irrational, not recognizing the troubles made by uncontrolled ambition that comes from the new desires advertising makes. You want to come easy or resist arrest?"

	Finch surveyed the pair of behemoths. "I don't know exactly what good it would do me to resist arrest from a pair the size of you two," he said, a trifle ruefully.

	They grinned simultaneously. "Guess you ain't so irrational, after all," said one. "Look, friend, you ain't been arrested enough to know this is for the record, to show you're innercent and indignant."

	"All right, I'll resist. What do I do?"

	"Make a swing at Lafe, here."

	With a sense of the ridiculous overcoming his irritation, Finch started a slow-motion roundhouse right in the direction of Lafe's jaw. The officer did an unrealistic back-flop into the chair. "Swung on me," he said to the other, who produced from his pocket a blackjack, with which he touched Finch lightly on the back of the neck.

	"Prisoner subdued while resisting arrest," he remarked gravely, and with Finch between them, the pair took up their march down the corridors to what would be the prison quarters of Strawberry House.

	Three cells were visible as they entered, all empty. One of them was small and bare, with only a cot in it; one large and luxurious, with an easy chair, curtains and a shaded light, the remaining one a compromise between the other two.'

	The man behind the desk looked and acted like some kind of hotel clerk than like a police sergeant. Adjusting his glasses, he recognized Finch. "Hello, Arthur. Hmm, resisted arrest on a charge of advertising. Not planning on a political career, are you?"

	"Not that I know of," answered Finch. .

	"Sure about that?"

	"Certainly I am. What would I be doing in politics?"

	The man sighed. "Put him in the small cell."

	The Procter who conveyed Finch into the comfortless little cell murmured: "Why didn't you give Joe an out, Finch? He likes your poetry."

	"What do you mean?"

	"Most people that are up for advertising claim politics, and then they get the middle cell that's usually for patrons only."

	"You mean politicians get the gravy—as usual?"

	"Why not? Wouldn't expect a cop to be tough on a guy that's maybe going to be his house boss, would you?"

	It had not occurred to Finch before, but of course venality would be a part of any rule of absolute reason. He went to sleep wondering where he would wake up.

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Four:

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	The high, hot sun of July glared in through the tall windows of an apartment whose door described it as the Board Room. Behind a long table sat six men, of whom only one was more than ordinary in aspect—a huge man, with a nose like the bill of a duck and bushy grey sideburns.

	"Charge of advertising with request for reclassification, brought by Orange William Banker against Finch Arthur Poet," a clerk ,read rapidly. "Resisted arrest." A Proctor nudged Finch to stand up. The man-mountain at the center of the table turned to where Orange sat:

	"Speak your piece, Bill."

	With energy and malice Orange described Finch's behavior at patron-call as irrational and indicating an intention to commit advertising; "—and this alleged poet, after accepting my advance for a eulogistic sonnet to my first-class wife, recited one to my second, to the scandal ..."

	Bang! went the big man's gavel. "Irrelevant and immaterial," he said. "The question of whether you got what you paid for is a purely civil matter. We have to do with a question of advertising. I am inclined to think that if the recitation of a sonnet to Orange Eulalie Mrs., is advertising in itself, it advertises nothing but the accused's affection for the lady, and if I felt that way about her, I'd write her a sonnet myself, or my name's not Sullivan. What we want is evidence of public, not private advertising. Has anybody got any?"

	"I have," piped a small voice. A "And who might youse be?"

	"Orford Max Cigarmaker. I was present at the orgy so kindly given by our patron. I don't know how it affected others, but me, I couldn't sleep all last night, with dreaming about Finch's sea with its rocks and caves and things, and it made me want to go there. The worst of it is that it's all lies. I saw Finch with my own eyes yesterday morning playing tennis with the Athlete, and he couldn't have spent the day looking at the sea."

	Sullivan fixed Finch with a gaze. "And what have youse to say to that, my fine singer?"

	Finch grinned. "That I didn't know it was important for poets to describe something they'd seen with their own eyes. The sea is as imaginary as the authorship, since I took the liberty of burrowing a sonnet from Shelley, so he's the one you—thou really want for advertising."

	Sullivan looked grim. "Who is he? If he finds out, he might make trouble for our whole House—"

	"I think not. He's been dead for a long time, and as panegyric sonnets are never permanent, I don't think anything has really been lost. You've got the wrong man on this charge."

	"Oh, no we haven't!" yelled Orange, bouncing to his feet, "No matter where the poem came from, youse presented it in such a way as to make a sensation—"

	As he ranted on, one member of the court had tiptoed over to the window and opened it. An instant later, he mopped his brow, fidgetted restlessly in his seat, and then was out of it with a whoop, prancing behind the table in what half resembled an Indian war-dance, half a plain citizen with a bellyache.

	"Seizure! He's got a seizure!" shouted someone. A woman screamed; there was a general rush toward the exits. It was a rush Finch did not join; to him the man seemed in need of succor, and as the rest recoiled, he pressed forward to lay a hand on the board member's shoulder.

	"I say, old man,—" he began.

	"Yeeeow!" The man turned on Finch, baring his incisors and hooking his fingers, claw-like. A rush sent Finch backward across a chair; by time he had recovered his feet, the victim of the seizure was running amok in the most thorough style, swinging a fireaxe he had pulled down from the wall.

	The Board Room was now almost empty, except where two or three members were tumbling over each other at the door. But as Finch got up, he perceived that the madman had cornered Sullivan Michael Politiciar, who was standing with his back pressed against the paneling of the inner wall, gasping like a fish and making shooing motions with his hands. Before him the attacker took a stance and swung back to strike.

	Finch, coming up behind the assailant, was just in time to catch the axe on the backswing. He jerked; the axe-wielder released his weapon to keep from being pulled over backwards. Finch threw the weapon slithering across the floor and turned to grapple with the man. He was horrified to feel the strength in the madly-driven muscles.

	"Hey!" he gasped, "somebody help grab him!"

	Nobody did. As the pair whirled round, Finch caught a glimpse of three or four people beginning to come back through the doors, watching with unhelpful interest. Someone called advice: "Grab his ankle!" "Watch out, he's trying to gouge youse!"

	Just as Finch, gasping for breath, thought he could hold on no longer, his opponent was violently torn from his grasp, and three or four men in the blue pajamas of Proctors bore the madman, screeching from the room.

	"Whew!" said Sullivan, mopping his forehead. "Now there's one for you. I thought Mamie Sullivan's boy was a goner that time."

	He took his place at the table again, and the others flooded back into the room. Finch noticed that instead of the compliments on his struggle with the madman that might have been expected, there were whispers and sidelong glances, and it made him annoyed with the whole ridiculous proceeding.

	"Why didn't one of you bear a hand while I was wrestling with this maniac?" he demanded aloud. "He was trying to throttle me."

	One of the judges looked at him with disapproval. "We summoned the Proctors," he said coldly. "The court will take cognizance of your irrational expectation that youse should be assisted in your brave but irrational action of risking injury to yourself without being paid for it,"

	"The court will do nothing of the sort," boomed Sullivan. "It was my own neck was being risked and I was not being paid for it, neither. Now after our little recess, let us resume the case against Finch Arthur Poet. I find the case against him for advertising not supported by the evidence, and it is dismissed. As for Orford Max Cigar-maker's longing for an imaginary sea, the court rules that it can be satisfied by contemplating an imaginary picture of the ocean for one half hour each day, and directs Orford to report to the clerk of the court daily that he has studied such a picture. Court closed."

	"What!" Orange was on his feet again. "I'm a patron here—you can't—"

	"Go climb a tree, Bill," said Sullivan, imperturbably. "The man has been saving my life and the good name of Strawberry House, which is more than you have ever done. Now, for the sake of the argument, and because you don't want to be his patron any more, I'll admit he's not so very good a poet, maybe. That last line of his sounded more than a bit off to me. So we'll just give you your request and reclassify him, if he can pass the Board, into something with a little more status. Finch, have youse any ideas along those lines? Which direction do your talents he, if youse have any talents and even if youse haven't?"

	Finch thought. "How about something in the line of archaeology or history?" he asked.

	Sullivan said: "Who's got a district organization table? Thanks, Waldo. Let's see, now. District Historian— mmm—that's filled, and by a good man, I don't think the district would be caring to trade him away. There are a couple of openings for Historical Researcher and Archivist, but those are no better than the one youse have got now. Wait—here's one for District Genealogist. How would youse like that?"

	"I'm not sure," said Finch. "I'd like to hear a little more about it."

	"Youse would continue to live in Strawberry House," explained the politician. "Youse would report to the District Historian in professional matters and to me in everything else. Youse would stand a good chance of inheriting the District Historian's job some day, and that would make youse a patron."

	"I see," said Finch.

	"In the meantime," continued Sullivan, "youse would get some more status right away. What youse got now entitles youse to a two-room apartment and one wife, though I see youse have not taken advantage of all your opportunities yet. As District Genealogist, youse would have a three-room apartment, an automobile, two wives and the right to have two children."

	"Sounds like a lot to get into a three-room apartment," said Finch, "but I suppose I don't have to try. All right, I'll apply."

	Sullivan's sideburns waggled as he beamed. "All youse have to do now is take an aptitude test for reclassification, and you're all fixed up. There's the case all settled, Orange's application for reclassification and everything."

	"You haven't heard the last of this, Mike," said Orange, turning on his heel for the door.

	"And you haven't either if you try any funny tricks," Sullivan called after rum.

	"When do I take this test?" asked Finch.

	"Right now," said Sullivan. "Stay where youse are, my boy. I've sent for the Classification Board. Oh, Frank!" A small, burly, ugly man with thick ears came forward. "This is Coogan Francis Fixer, my special representative with the board. He'll see that youse get a square deal from them scientists, and if youse don't, he'll see that youse do anyway."

	"Oughtn't I to make some preparation for the test?" asked Finch.

	"Not at all, not at all. It's an aptitude test, and it tells what you're good for regardless of preparation, and if it isn't any good, there's no point in trying to prepare for it whatever. Understand? Ah, here we are. Good morning, Charley. Hello, Milo. Good morning, Julius. I'll be on my way, Arthur, and good luck to youse."

	As Sullivan plowed his massive way toward the exit, the ugly little Fixer leaned close to Finch and murmured: "You sit down at this end of the table, so I can slip you the answers."

	The oldest member of the Classification Board smiled at Finch from behind the table and said: "I don't believe I have met youse, sir. I am the new head of the Board, Calthorp Milo Professor. Do I understand Finch Mr., that you are a Poet and wish a test for reclassification as a Genealogist?"

	"That's right, I believe," said Finch.

	"Hmm—cognate but not exactly related professions," said Calthorp, fingering a lean chin. "We shall have to devise a special method." He held a brief whispered consultation with the other members of his board, then turned and faced Finch. "We'll begin with your powers of mathematical extrapolation. What is the term following 31 in the series 1,3,7, 15,31?"

	Finch scribbled a few figures on the pad that had been laid before him. This should work out easily; a series of the form x (n plus 1) equals (xn plus 2n) ... Beside him, out of the corner of* his eye, he could see Coogan working energetically over his own pad. Finch was about to call out, "Sixty-three" when Coogan tipped his pad up so that a large "95" was visible, scrawled across the topmost sheet.

	Finch looked back at his pad. Could he have made a mistake in so simple a calculation? Or was this some new trap, in which the board members and Coogan were concerned? The members were regarding him only with a kindly, expectant interest; Coogan Francis Fixer they did not appear to see at all.

	Finch glanced over his own calculation, found no error, tipped his pad so Coogan could see it. With a worried frown the little man began recalculating. But at that moment something stirred in Finch's memory and he asked to have the question repeated.

	"Ha!" he cried, "I thought so. There isn't any term following 31 in the series 1, 3,7,15,31!"

	Six pairs of frosty eyebrows at the other limit of the table went up simultaneously. "By Jove," said Calthorp Professor, "he's right, even though that wasn't intended as a catch question. He caught us, if anything. Gentlemen, I think we may give him a special mark for intense perspicuity on this question, do not youse?" He turned to the other members of the board and five heads nodded in unison.

	"Now, Finch, here's one for sense of deduction. Youse are the captain of a ship sailing from New York to Liverpool. On the third day out, youse discover that youse are in Latitude 40, Longitude 103; that there are 36 gallons of drinking water aboard; that your crew comprises fourteen persons, twelve of whom are beer-drinkers who will require little water. Youse are carrying a cargo of eucalyptus nuts insured for sixteen cents per ton per day. What status do youse have?"

	Once more Coogan Francis Fixer began figuring furiously. Finch thought a moment, glanced at his pad, saw that it was covered with figures, and answered: "The status of an idiot, I suppose, if I couldn't figure out that I seemed to be sailing a ship in the wrong direction and across the Rocky Mountains."

	"I think that rates an approval mark," said Calthorp Professor and the heads nodded again. "Very well, how about this: suppose that youse are travelling toward Indianapolis and encounter an individual of very high status, say a judge of the Supreme Court, accompanied by all seven of his wives; that each of these wives is possessed of seven containers; that each container harbors seven feline pets; that each feline is nursing seven young of the same species. Considering-human beings, the containers, the pets and the young thereof as separate units, how many units are bound for Indianapolis?"

	Out of the corner of his eye Finch saw Coogan's paper covered with a long series of sevens, and out of the corner of his own the Fixer was scowling to warn Finch against rash guesses. The members of the board watched in owl-eyed solemnity.

	Finch laughed. "There is only one unit bound for St. Ives—I mean Indianapolis; namely, me, Finch Arthur."

	Six looks of astonishment met each other at the far side of the table. "I do not know that I have met a more acute logician," said Calthorp Professor, in an awed voice.

	"We shall have to recast some of these questions," remarked another member of the board.

	"Evidently. Evidently. Well, Finch, this is a test of your historical background, extremely important to a Genealogist. What was the vernacular name of the twentieth Pope John?"

	Coogan leaned over and said in a stage whisper: "There wasn't any! There wasn't any!"

	Finch merely smiled. "If," he said, "thou asked me the name of Pope John XX, the answer would have been none. But as thou has asked me for the twentieth Pope named John,  the answer is Pope John XXI, who was called the twenty-first instead of the twentieth as the result of some mistake. As for his name—let me see. Borgia? Medici? No; I think John XXI was Pedro some-thing-or-other. Will that do?"

	"Certainly, certainly," said Calthorp. "Thus far youse have shown a high degree of discrimination. Now there is one more test youse must pass before being reclassified as a Genealogist; the test for delicacy combined with patience."

	The Professor dumped a box of jackstraws on the table, little rods with projections at the end of them, and a hook to fish them from the pile. "Youse understand," he said, "that youse must remove each straw without jostling any of the others remaining in the pile. If youse do, those youse have removed are put back in the heap. This is a time test. Are youse ready?" Calthorp took out a stop-watch.

	Finch went to work, locating the topmost straw and snaking it from the pile without difficulty. His hands, trained by years of work on delicate archaeological fragments, moved in a smooth rhythm.

	Coogan leaned over his shoulder, obviously suffering agonies because there was no way he could help. Coogan's breath whistled in Finch's ear, a disturbing element. Finch tried to imagine him as merely some bloodthirsty Anatolian fly, but the distraction was considerable. That straw—was it moving?

	Ktchoo!

	Coogan's sneeze sent all the jackstraws flying.

	"Oh, that's too bad," said Calthorp Milo Professor. He turned to his colleagues. "It would be manifestly unreasonable to make him repeat this test. I propose we reclassify without including any result to this final experiment."

	Five heads nodded as one. Coogan Francis Fixer offered his hand: "See what I done for you?" he said.

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Five:

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	On the following morning Finch made his patron-call in the elaborate quarters of Sullivan Michael Politician. The breakfast was better, with a choice of dishes kept hot on a sideboard, and the Politician greeted him with more cheerfulness than Orange had been able to muster. "Here's your warrant, my lad, all signed and attested. And here's the advance on your first commission. Sign here."

	"What's the commission?" Finch asked.

	"Oh, youse'll be needing the money to buy books and the like youse need in your trade. Go down into Louisville and report to Mullen Jefferson Dr., and District Historian. He'll be telling youse what to do on that."

	"Thank you. But what will it be? "

	"I want youse to find my ancestors, of course. What use else is a Genealogist, and we haven't had one at Strawberry House this long time. I have a suspicion that me, myself, I'm descended from Brian Boru and also that incorruptible patriot, Daniel Boone, and if it's so, I would have it confirmed."

	Finch frowned. "I see. But you—thou—were born in Ireland, I would say?"

	"The same, all the saints bless and preserve that emerald island. Right by the lakes of Killarney. I came to this country when I was a lad."

	"But Daniel Boone; how am I to show—"

	"Sure, that's a problem for youse, and a real genealogist will never worry twice over it. How could it be that someone of the great house of Boone did not think of going back to the old sod?"

	"I see," said Finch for the second time. He did see, too; it was a political question. Sullivan Michael Politician, as a son of Dan'l Boone, in Kentucky ….

	The Strawberry House official public automobile was a large seven-passenger affair with the squarish lines of A. D. 1920. Finch asked the driver if he might sit up front with him.

	"Shore," said the man, who had introduced himself as Wilberforce Calvin Chauffeur, "if thou wants to. Most passengers make a dive for the rear seat."

	He grinned and Finch experienced a thrill at being addressed for the first time in the honorific style, in accordance with his gain in status. Other inhabitants of Strawberry House who had business in Louisville that day appeared and climbed into their places. They started easily, chugged along for a winding half-mile of driveway, and came out onto Preston Street Road.

	"Is this the best you can do?" asked Finch.

	Wilberforce Calvin threw his passenger a puzzled look. "Thou people are awful ignorant sometimes. Don't thou know that thirty miles a hour is the limit? Gives a car a clear advantage over a horse, don't it?"

	"Ha." Finch digested the information, then asked: "But why haven't they improved the overall design of cars?"

	"How do you mean, improved?"

	"Well—" Finch fumbled. "You—youse could increase the power and lower the top and smooth off the lines to cut air resistance—"

	The Chauffeur shrugged. "Air ain't resisted me none yet, and I don't know what I want more power for when I can't go no faster. Besides if I goes around all the time saying, 'This design is all wrong; it ought to be such-and-such,' He'll get himself suspicioned of accidie."

	"Of what?"

	Wilberforce emitted a sigh. "I don't know what thou literary gents call it when somebody ain't quite got a gen-uwine seizure of irrationality, but is pretty plumb dissatisfied with 'most everything. Us plain folks just call it accidie and let it go at that."

	The conversation flagged; Finch looked abroad at the central part of Louisville, which bore little resemblance to the city he had known. Houses like that from which he had come dominated the landscape, but instead of being crowded together, they simply became larger, until they were vast human beehives covering what would have been several blocks' space and dwarfing the people who sauntered without hurry along streets profusely lined with trees. There seemed to be no specific business district, nor any devoted to manufacture; each house was a complete urban unit, with the larger ones apparently exercising functions that could only be handled by numbers of people. Moreover, though the ground-plan of the city resembled Louisville as Finch remembered it, there was one striking difference. All the streets were curved.

	Finch entered the offices of Mullen Jefferson Dr., District Historian, to find a cadaverous-looking man who pumped his hand vigorously. "Sullivan called me up this morning; said youse would be down. Glad to hear of your appointment; They've needed a Genealogist at Strawberry House for months. How can I help youse, Finch, Mr.?"

	"Thank thou; thou can help me acquire the technique of climbing family trees, about which I know as much at present as Ajax did about Fourier's theorem."

	"No preliminary training? Oh deah." Mullen seated himself and lit a cigar. "Cain't enroll at the University because this is summer vacation. Dunno. I suppose it's reasonable to leave such appointments to the house politician, but we people at District do hev to carry the load now and then."

	"I wouldn't say I was entirely unprepared," said Finch. "I've had a good deal of experience in history and archaeology."

	"Youse have? That's much better. The history will give youse your basic research methods, and the archaeology will help youse with the job of faking tombstones when it's necessary."

	"Faking tombstones?" said Finch, wonderingly.

	"Sure. Youse'll see. Rational thing to do; harms no one and satisfies the people that commission youse. Reckon youse had best get a couple of textbooks, and then call ma in if youse strike a hard case. De William's Methodology of Genealogy—I can loan youse a copy of that—and Morgan's Historic Families of Kentucky are about what youse need to start with. Don't take De Williams' hyperaletheism too seriously, though."

	"His what?"

	"Hyperaletheism. Higher-truth theory. His school holds that when one goes back a sufficient number of generations, everybody is bound to be descended from everybody by the laws of probability, so that a faked pedigree showing a descent from Charlemagne is virtually as good as a real one, since the person at issue is bound to be descended from him. He fails to distinguish between genealogies carefully prepared for the district archives and those prepared on commission for patrons."

	"I begin to see," said Finch.

	Mullen continued: "That's one of the things on which a clear rational rule should be established, but it hasn't been done as yet. Inconsistencies like that are the very devil. Once a given line of reasoning has been shown to fit the facts best, it ought to be made authoritative, don't youse think?"

	"Well—" Finch was at the edge of mentioning that authority had pronounced against the heliocentric theory of Aristarchos, which turned out to be correct after all. But it would hardly be wise to pick an argument, even on intellectual grounds, with the boss historian of the district when he himself was so new to the job. He compromised: "J/d have to work that out in my own mind a little more clearly before I could answer that, Mullen, Dr. Thank thous very much. Good morning."

	... Finch sat on the grass with the tall shadow of Strawberry House making a pleasant spot of cool and Orange Eulalie exhibited a pair of well-turned knees beside him. They were puzzling out the rationalized spelling of De Williams' volume, which bore across the title-page the announcement that it was restricted to members of the historical section—an announcement not in the least surprising in view of the contents. The methodology of genealogy was described in candid detail, including the process of establishing spurious facts which De Williams advised, should not be stated on any precise authority. Rather, the genealogist should say: "It is now generally believed that—" or "Careful study has shown that—", without naming the believer or student.

	"I can see how this will be useful," remarked Finch. "My first commission is to find a descent from Daniel Boone for Sullivan, and the article on Boone in the ordinary encyclopedia doesn't even say whether Boone had any children. I suppose I can get that from somewhere else, however."

	Eulalie said: "This De Williams is tighter than you may think, though. I mean in his general approach."

	"How so?" Finch felt the touch of her shoulder against his own and noted that she had used the pronoun of equality in status for the first time. On the practice court in front of them, Terry sweatily banged away at a ball.

	"Isn't that obvious? We were taught in school that whatever contributes to an orderly and happy condition of society is right. Now if you fake a good genealogy for Sullivan, you'll make him happy without making anyone unhappy. So it must be right."

	"Well, there's the little matter of abstract truth," said Finch. "In the long run, mankind is happier, whether orderly or not, for knowing all the facts. Therefore, no compromise with scientific accuracy should be—"

	"That's just a private idea of yours," said Eulalie. "I can think of lots of things that people wouldn't be any happier for knowing."

	"Such as?" said Finch.

	"Well—" said Eulalie. "I know—Didn't you ever hear about in the old days how they used to make distilled drinks, and everyone got disgustingly drunk and irrational, and there were a lot of killings. Wouldn't everyone have been happier if they hadn't ever found out how to make them in the first place?"

	"But isn't that an individual matter? Why not let people drink what they please?" Finch almost let it slip that the experiment of telling them what they could not drink had been tried in his America with somewhat unfortunate results.

	"Don't talk nonsense, Arthur. You're almost as bad as Bill—in a nicer way."

	She fluttered eyelids at him, and he reflected that the place was rather public for courting, a fact of which he was almost instantly reminded by the sound of a heavy step on the grass, and the voice of Orange William Banker.

	"What are youse doing here, Eulalie? What are youse doing, Finch? What are youse doing, Terry?"

	The athlete looked around in sullen surprise, but be-? fore he could voice a protest Eulalie cut in with: "Sitting on the grass and reading with Arthur, since you ask."

	The banker's face began to tint toward the familiar crimson. "Well, youse have done enough of it. Come with me." He swung to Finch: "As for youse, I'm warning youse, once and for all, to keep away from my wife."

	He was gone before Finch could reply. Terry looked after the retreating form and shook his head. "That man shore don't like you, Arthur. No sir. I wouldn't want him to be that down on me."

	Finch got up slowly and with unpleasant feelings surging through him. "What can he do? I have half a mind to hang around Eulalie as much as I please just to show him—"

	"Better not, Arthur. Can be mighty rough when a patron's got a down on you. I dunno, but—look."

	He pointed. The pair of Proctors were coming across the grass, their expressions more of boredom than the grimness to be expected from the law.

	"You're under arrest again, Finch Arthur," said one.

	"Huh? What's the matter this time? Have I been advertising something again?"

	"Charge of indolence. Accusation by Orange William Banker. Coming easy or want to resist?—No, wait a minute, court's in session right now, and you don't have to resist 'less you think they got a good case against you."

	Finch followed them gloomily to the Board Room, where he watched Sullivan dispose of the case of a mechanic who wanted to change patrons and a woman accused of having illegal children before his own name was called. Orange described his idleness during normal working hours with some asperity.

	"Well, what have youse got to say?" Sullivan directed at him when the tirade was finished.

	"Only that genealogy isn't like building a house," replied Finch. "To work at it at all one has to dig things out of books, and I might just as well be reading them outdoors as in—"

	"That'll do, Finch Mr.," said the Politician, with a snap of his duck-billed jaw. "I see your point perfectly, and I'm sure the remainder of this court will agree with me in agreeing with it. Won't you, boys? In fact, they'd agree even if you were guilty, which you are not. Case dismissed." He banged his gavel. "On the other hand, this court itself will bring a charge against Orange William Banker for maliciously interfering with a working man while lawfully engaged in his duties. I've had just about enough of this, Bill, and I'm going to write to Fairbanks, Alaska, to ask whether they haven't'a second-rate poet they want to trade for a third-rate banker."

	"Alaska!" puffed Orange. "Why you aan practically spit on the North Pole from there!"

	"The better for you, Bill. Your presence there ought to warm up the climate. I should have traded you before, because you're such a rotten banker—"

	"I'm not a rotten banker! You're insulting the profession!"

	"Look at your personal bank account and then look at mine; and I started as a garbage-collector—"

	"But you can't judge my efficiency as a banker by my personal gain. No sensible person would devote his energy merely to acquiring money when he can't do anything with it above his status."

	"Maybe so. But I don't like the way you cut your hair, either; I don't like having you around. So you can start packing for Fairbanks right away. Stenographer."

	"Appeal to the district," said Orange. "You'll hear more of this, even if you are a Politician."

	They did hear more of it, as predicted. A couple of days later, as Finch was poring over the historic families of Kentucky, a postman handed him an official-looking letter without a stamp. Inside was a typed flimsy, which began with several dozen whereases, but at last got down to four decrees by the District Court for the Political District of Louisville. The Court ruled:

1)	With respect to the acquittal of Finch Arthur Poet on the charge of advertising, Decreed: that the decision of the House Court was correct and is affirmed.

2)	With respect to the refusal of the Strawberry House Court to take action in the civil complaint of Orange v. Finch, Decreed: that the Strawberry House Court was in error, and that the said Finch is hereby ordered to give the said Orange and his family and friends one orgy, at the expense of the said Finch, whereat the said Finch shall recite one sonnet of his authentic composition, in praise of the said Orange, not later than September the first of the current year. 

3)	With respect to the acquittal of the said Finch on the charge of indolence, Decreed: That the decision of the Strawberry House Court was correct and is affirmed without right of further appeal in view of the frivolous nature of the charge.

4)	With respect to the intention of Sullivan Michael Politician to trade the said Orange to another House, Decreed: that the rule giving House Politicians control over the movements of their constituents was established on the presumption that the said Politicians were elected because they knew best the needs of their Houses, and that this Court will not interfere in the local administrative decisions of the Strawberry House Politician; with the exception that the said Orange shall not be removed from, his present House before September the second of the current year.

	It did not strike Finch that Terry was exactly the person to whom he wished to look for advice about this prospective orgy, but he could think of no one else to ask, and ended by seeking out the pseudo-Tiridat. The athlete was whistling cheerfully, his room littered with sweatshirts and similar equipment which he was stuffing into a bag.

	"Hiyah, Arthur!" Terry greeted him. "You is jest in time to see me off to the match at Highland Park House. Afterwards there's gonna be a orgy there to give us a chance to th'ow away our winnings. They got a really swell gambling room—best I ever see. Why don't you come on over this evening?"

	Finch grinned: "The only time I like gambling is when I'm running the roulette wheel."

	"You cain't buy more than what your status allows you anyway, so why not get rid of it in style?"

	"Apparently I'm going to get rid of some of it in more style than I want to. What do you think of this?" He produced the copy of the Louisville District Court's decrees.

	When he had finished reading it Terry snickered. "Looks like they done found out where you live, Arthur."

	"No doubt. But I'm certainly not going to give an orgy for that ill-conditioned specimen if I can help it."

	The athlete's mouth fell open. "You mean you're gonna th'ow down that District Court's decree? Boy!"

	"Well, I'm not going to defy the court, naturally. But I want to know how I can get out of it without getting myself into more trouble."

	Terry scratched his head; then his vulpine face took on a naughty expression. "Looky here, Arthur, how it reads. Orange kin be transported any time after the first of September, but it don't say nothin' about what ef something has slipped up so you couldn't give the orgy in the meantime. Now, sp'ose you got ordered to go away some-wheres to study up on genealogies and couldn't git back in time. ... I reckon you see what I mean. Gee whillikins, it would be funny! Orange would be sittin' around waitin' for his orgy and tellin' everybody about it, and by time you got back he'd be way up there in Alaska where he couldn't file no more complaints on you." Terry heaved up a long arm and smote Finch between the shoulder-blades.

	Finch staggered a little and recovered, turning Terry's suggestion over in his mind suspiciously, but failing to find any flaw.

	"I suppose," he mused aloud, "the way to do it would be to leave as soon as possible, and make reservations that would bring me back here on September first. Then I can stage a last minute accident that will make me miss a boat or train by about ten minutes. Terry, will you do me a favor over there at Highland Park House? See if the library has anything you can borrow about Ireland, especially about Irish genealogy. Everything in the library here is as old as Uranus."

	"I'll look," said Terry, "but I don't think there'll be nothing. Most all the libraries outside the big city ones got pretty near the same books. But I'll look, just to prove to you what a good and faithful friend you got."

	Finch suppressed the comment that came to his mind. He was looking at the dresser where Terry had spread out his minor possessions, stuffing some of them into his pockets and some into his bag. The odd thing about it was that there seemed to be two key-rings in the collection, each containing half a dozen keys that were apparently identical. Without more than a flash of wonderment as to why the athlete should have duplicate sets, the thought crossed Finch's mind that if he could get one of these it would be possible to continue uninterrupted the search for the carnelian cube he had begun once before. No doubt everything in this dream-experience was very rational and reasonable; but now that the charm of un-familiarity had worn off, it was beginning to be irritating, and if that were the escape ...

	Terry stuffed one key-ring into his pocket. "Say, Arthur," he said: "I bet I know what you're up to. Goin' to Ireland to look up old Sullivan's family tree, ain't you?"

	"That was my intention," said Finch, standing up and walking over to the dresser to lean his back against it.

	"Don't guess you'll find much you couldn' git right here," said Terry. "Whups! Forgot my shavin' lotion."

	He dived into the bathroom to get it and as he did so Finch casually slipped the extra key-ring into his pocket.

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Six:

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	Finch had no flashlight but as the door was without a transom, there seemed no particular objection to putting on the lights. He started at the dresser, going over every inch with a thoroughness known only to archaeologists and customs inspectors, but there was no little red cube of carnelian, incised with Etruscan characters. Now, let's see—it might be in the stuffing—

	"Hello, Arthur. How's burglary?"

	Finch whirled. Eulalie, very fetching in blue and with her best smile glued to her face, was standing with her back to the door.

	Finch felt his smile was a trifle sickly. "Not very good, though what makes you think of burglary?"

	She did not give him a direct answer. "You know," she said, "when a man becomes too much of a liability to a House, being hauled up all the time for advertising, indolence, burglary, and a lot of other things, the Courts may decide that it's no use trading him off and they might as well fertilize him"

	"What him?"

	"You know—convert him to fertilizer. Oh, well. I don't think you'll ever get into anything like that. By the way, I'm going to be a single woman soon."

	"You are?"

	"Precisely. I am certainly not going to Fairbanks; the climate wouldn't be good for my complexion. Besides, I don't like the way Bill orders me around, and as I'm only a second-class wife, I can divorce him without proceedings, just as easily as he could me. But it would make a scandal, wouldn't it, after he showed he was so jealous of you, and you practically told everyone in public that you were in love with me by reading that sonnet?"

	"Well—" Finch tugged at an ear-lobe.

	"You wouldn't want people to talk about me, would you? And I don't think you'd like to be fertilizer; it's so unpleasant,"

	Finch said: "Eulalie, do you honestly think I'm going to be blackmailed into marrying you?"

	She rolled her eyes in mock horror. "What an awful thing to say! Why should I have to blackmail you? After all, you're entitled to two wives and you haven't even one yet. Am I so much worse than anyone else?"

	Finch swallowed. "I had a wife once, and was very well satisfied. I've never wanted another."

	"That's not much of a compliment to her. If you were happy in one marriage, the thing to do is enter another as soon as possible. Now, my dear but elusive man of increasing status, let's stop playing. I don't want to be single and' have to work for a living and you don't want to be fertilized. Do we join forces or do I summon the Proctors?"

	Arthur Finch pulled down one corner of his mouth in a wry grin. "All right, my dear Medea. I suppose I must."

	"We can go to the Registrar's right now. They keep the office open in the evening for people like us. What was it you called me?"

	"Medea? Just the poetic name of a lady who knew what she wanted. Come along."

	Two hours later the forms required to change Orange Eulalie Mrs., to Finch Eulalie Mrs., had been fulfilled, a messenger had been dispatched to notify the banker of his bereavement, and Finch and his bride stood at the door of the new and larger apartment.

	"Well," said Eulalie, "good night, Arthur, and thank you. We really ought to give an orgy to announce this; it will help with our status, and I'll take care of the details for you."

	"What do you mean, good-night?" asked Finch.

	"Why—I'm going back to my own apartment, of course. The bill will come to you now, dear."

	Forebearing to argue the point, Finch gave a narrow-lipped smile and his right hand shot out to seize Eulalie's wrist. It was a broad and reasonably powerful hand, its back covered with sparse black fur. Before the girl could do more than squeak, Finch whipped her through the door into his livingroom. Then he turned and locked the door.

	Eulalie stared at him with amazement and something akin to horror that gradually changed to indignation. "You're—strong, aren't you?" she said. She looked at him steadily a moment. "I think I'm going to owe you something for that and when I collect, you aren't going to like it."

	"That may be, my charming wife," said Finch, "but for this evening, I propose to be the one who does the collecting."

	... Arthur Finch yawned, stretched and oriented himself. Being married might turn out to be fun, after all, he decided. The years of iron self-sufficiency had worn upon him. For the moment he was content. His patron was Cal-thorp Milo Professor, who was a fairly decent sort, rather like a freshman dean, who could doubtless be handled like one. If he made the right sort of impression at breakfast calls and Eulalie could be persuaded to exercise some of her indubitable ambition in directions that would benefit both of them—

	As though for answer Eulalie appeared through the doorway, dressed, chic and unperturbed. Finch's eyes sought the clock.

	"O tempus fugitivus!" he ejaculated. "How in Hell did I sleep till ten? Why didn't you wake me up at seven-thirty?"

	"Why should I?" said Eulalie. "You're a big, strong boy, Arthur. You should be able to get yourself up."

	"But I missed my patron call and my breakfast."

	"I really don't see what you want me to do about it now. Are you coming down town with me today? Wilberforce leaves with the car in a few minutes. Or are you going to see about the car you're entitled to?"

	Finch heaved himself from the bed. "I really ought to put in some study on the historic families of Kentucky first,"

	"All right," said Eulalie, cheerfully. "See you when I get back this evening."

	She waved a hand and was gone. Finch rubbed his fore-pate with his fingertips as he watched her depart, wondering how he would make his peace with Calthorp Milo Professor and how he could acquire some breakfast before perishing of hunger.

	But he was fated to accomplish neither this morning. Before he was more than three-quarters dressed, there was a knock on the door and it admitted Terry, who nearly knocked him down with another lethal back-slap. "Congratulations, Arthur. Jest heered about you and Eulalie. Any time I got a wile cat I want to git tamed, I'll come and look you up."

	"You'd probably have more luck if you looked up Eulalie," said Finch. "I think she would be more than a match for the Nemean lion."

	"Maybe so," said Terry. His face had gone sober. "Say, Arthur, I'm in a awful picklement, and you're the only friend I got that can help me out. When kin I talk to you about it?"

	"Right now, I suppose. I missed patron-call this morning, but I'm so far behind now it won't make much difference."

	Terry sat down. "Now don't you go blamin' me for what I done, will you Arthur? We all make mistakes, don't we?"

	"Well, all right, my dear Hercules; we make mistakes. What kind did you make?"

	"We-ull, hit was this way. I tol' you they was goin' to be an orgy and some gamblin' at Highland Park House. So, since I got lots of sporting blood, I went to the gamblin' room after I done beat their athalete in the tennis-match and we had the orgy. I never seen such luck; I lost and I lost, and kep' doublin' my stakes—well, anyway, I won't go into the details none, but I ended up owin' the Highland Park House athalete and a couple other guys I met over there, an awful lot of money, a'most five hundred dollars more than I got in the bank."

	"Well?" said Finch.

	Terry traced intricate patterns with his toe. "Why, don't you see, Arthur? Ef you or some other true and faithful friend don't come to my rescue, they kin attach me and make me work out all that money. I'd be practically a slave for months and months and wouldn't get no chance to see you nor talk to you nor nothin'. What would you do without me to help you? What would pore Strawberry House do without an athalete? Hit would be the worst thing I could imagine. They might even trade me away. You won't let 'em drag me away from my home and hearth, will you? You wouldn't let 'em put me on some work like ditch-digging, which would ruin my coordination and spoil my career as a athalete? You wouldn't now, would you, Arthur? Me that's ben your best friend for years and years and years."

	"Stop it for Heaven's sake," said Finch. "How do you propose I should get you out of your trouble other than by just giving you the money, which, I may say, I do not propose to do?"

	"We-ull, I thought maybe as how ef I signed an enfeoffment agreement with you, you could pay off my debt, and I could work it out for you sort of gradual, instead of for a bunch of strangers. I wouldn't mind doing things for you, on account of we ben friends for so long."

	"You'll have to tell me about an enfeoffment agreemerit. I don't think I've ever been involved with one before."

	"You know. Hit makes me your bondservant, kind of, during the hours when I ain't worldng as a athalete for the House. Means you kind advise me, too. Look hyear, I brung one along with me, all made out. See, hit runs for six months. And I kin shore work out the five hundred dollars for you in that rime, cain't I? I kin do all kinds of things for you, and protect you from Orange Bill in case he tries to pull somethin' before he gets shipped to Alaska."

	Finch mused: "I expect to be gone most of the time between now and Orange's departure. Still, I could do with a little help and protection on some things, perhaps. You might let me know what he's up to, for example. Let's see that agreement."

	Finch found the involved legal phraseology only a trifle more difficult than hieroglyphic Hittite. By main force he plugged through the first three paragraphs of whereases, heretofores and parties of the first and second parts; then slammed the rest.

	"Looks all right to me," he said. "Where's my pen?" He handed the instrument to Terry, thinking that his bank balance had shown a couple of thousand dollars, and there was not much one could with it anyway except gamble or buy trinkets for one's wife; and toothsome morsel though Eulalie might be, he would as soon see Terry use the money as her. "My first order to you," he announced, "is no more of those back-slaps. And now I've got some business to see to. I probably won't have anything for you to do until tonight,"

	Calthorp Professor was inclined to be a trifle stiff over a new client who missed his first breakfast-call, but as Finch had foreseen, he was not impervious to academic conversation mixed with a little judicious flattery. The suggestion of a trip to Ireland, however, he received with frowning doubt. "The matter is one for Sullivan," he said. "Of course, if he wants youse to go, I will interpose no objections, though I am afraid I would hardly feel—uh —justified in allocating funds from the budget of the House Historical Section for such an expedition. I should think youse would start at the other end, say with the Daniel Boone records at Richmond, where they have so fine a collection."

	The pronouncement for a substitute trip was so unmistakable and Sullivan would be so certain to learn of it in any case that Finch found it necessary to explain to the House Politician in taking up the matter with him.

	"So youse'd be wanting to make business a pleasure and take your new bride on a honeymoon to the Emerald Isle?" Sullivan laughed, then glanced sharply at Finch: "And maybe to get out of providing that orgy for Orange Bill, all at the same time? Well, I've no objection, no objection at all, Arthur. But look here now, I'll tell youse something about the fine art of politics, the which clients should know as much about as politicians. It would just not be right now to run counter to your patron that way, though I understand his reasons, him wanting to spend that year in the northwest to look up the Kentucky families and the District not letting him. So off to Richmond with youse, the way Calthorp Professor suggests; and when youse get back I'll try and have him talked round for youse."

	That was how Finch happened to go to Richmond instead of Dublin—a project in which Eulalie displayed no interest.

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Seven:

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	The train proceeded with some of the moderation that had affected the Strawberry House automobile. Finch was without reading matter and bored with watching the landscape that ambled slowly past through the July heat. He had leaned back in his seat with closed eyes, trying to recall the fragments of his real world—if this were not indeed his real world—;when a voice asked:

	"Are you Finch Arthur Genealogist?"

	He opened his eyes. Behind the voice were the familiar brass buttons of the Proctorate, with two other Proctors looming behind. The one in front held a photograph and a warrant.

	"Don't tell me," said Finch, sourly. "Let me guess. I'm arrested again. Right?"

	"Shore thing, brother. Sorry, but that's how it is." "What for this time?"

	The Proctor frowned over his warrant. "District change. Sort of complicated—innovation, secondary responsibility for atrocious breach of the peace, avoidance of a decree of the District Court. I cain't rightly explain it all, but I'm afraid it's a fertilizing charge if they make it stick. Want to resist arrest?"

	"All right," said Finch. He was sorely tempted to make the resistance a real one, but decided that would probably hamper things instead of helping.

	A police car carried them at the usual thirty miles an hour to one of the vast beehives in the center of Louisville, but the arrangement within was no different than that at Strawberry House—the same three cells and the clerkly-looking police sergeant.

	"I'd like to get word to Sullivan Michael Politician of Strawberry House," said Finch. "He'll understand about this charge."

	The sergeant looked mildly surprised. "You think so? I'll send for him ef you insist, but it might not turn out good. He hasn't got no jurisdiction here. This is a District matter; charge brought by a District Politician, that's over Sullivan."

	Finch wrinkled his forehead. "A District Politician? Why, what did I ever do to one of them? Who is he?"

	The sergeant frowned at the warrant. "Montague Claude District Politician," he read. "Know him? Charges supported by Orange William Banker of Strawberry House, that's a friend of his."

	"Oh." It was becoming clearer. "Why didn't Orange bring the charge himself?"

	"Couldn't support it in court, I guess, with that busted jaw."

	"Busted jaw? How?"

	"That's in the charge. The busted jaw your agent Armstrong Terry gave him."

	"Armstrong Terry? Look, will you start at the beginning and tell me what sort of a feast of the Lapithae has been going on here? I've been away for a couple of weeks in Richmond, I don't understand this innovation business, and I can't see how I came to be mixed up in it while I was miles away."

	The sergeant seemed to be experiencing difficulty in sitting still. "Reckon you better get that from somebody who knows the whole story. I wouldn't want to take the responsibility of telling you something wrong and prejudicing your defense."

	"Okay. Where's Armstrong Terry? In jail, too?"

	"O' corse not. He was under enfeoffment to you."

	More light was breaking. "Then can you please send for him," said Finch.

	"Maybe he won't want to come. You see, he's in kind of an embarrassing position—"

	"Then tell him I order him, as my bondservant or whatever else it is, to come to me. And—oh, yes, one other thing. I'm planning an active career in district politics when I get out of this absurd business. You understand me?"  "

	"Yep, reckon I do. Put him in the middle cell, boys."

	It was several hours before a subdued Terry arrived, to stand nervously in a corner of the cell, hands in pants pockets, shuffling his feet like an oversized schoolboy.

	"Well?" said Finch sharply, "what's this all about?"

	"Now looky hyear, Arthur, I never meant you no harm; no sir, not a teensy bit. You've always been a good friend to me ..."

	"Yes, I know. You can skip that and get on with the story," said Finch.

	"Please, less noise," came a voice from an adjoining cell.

	"All right," said Finch. "What am I really in here for? Aside from the fact that Orange wants me here."

	"I'm 'fraid," said Armstrong Terry, "they done got you for jest about everything there is, excep' maybe worshipping graven images."

	"No doubt. How am I responsible for—what was it?— atrocious breach of the peace?"

	"Well, you see, Arthur,—gee, I wouldn't never have done it ef I'd stop to think that it would do to you—"

	"Never mind; what did you do?"

	"Hit that ol' Orange Bill on the jaw; and him my patron, too."

	"Yes, I heard about that. Why did you hit him?" 

	"On account he was goin' to th'ow your big ashtray at me."

	"And why was he going to bounce my ashtray off that Neanderthal head of yours?"

	"Well, hit was land of complicated, but the way I look at it, he was under a false impression. Yes sir, a false impression."

	"What false impression? Damn it, you're, driving me nuts with your evasions. Can't you tell me a straight story?"

	"Well—" Terry squirmed like a hooked worm. "You know when you went away, you sort of left me to take care of things for you, and I figgered Eulalie would be one of the things you wanted me to take care of."

	"No doubt."

	"Well, the day after you lef, Eulalie says to me she's all stiff in the muscles from nervousness, worrying about you way off there in Virginia."

	"About me? I would have said that was about the last thought to enter Eulalie's head."

	"Well—"

	"God damn it, stop saying 'well' all the time!"

	"Okay, Arthur, I'm jest trying to tell you so you won't get too mad. Because I'm your friend, the best friend you ever had. Well, anyway, she said as how she was nervous about you, wondering ef you'd make your trip all right and git the things Sullivan wanted, and she should have gone with you, and things like that. And she says she's all stiff and kin I give her a mass-age. Because she remembers from when we was married—Eulalie and me, that is —I was always good at giving her a mass-age. So I came down to your apartment, and was just goin' to rub her back a bit—now don't get mad, Arthur, there wasn't nothin' wrong—"

	Finch suddenly grinned, and the thought flashed across his mind that complacent husbands were often ill-treated by the world's opinion. "I can see what you're so shy about, but don't worry. Making a little hay while the Cat's away, huh?"

	"No, I tol" you—"

	"I say don't worry. I have no intention of cutting your liver out or expressing jealousy in any other dramatic fashion."

	Terry heaved a sigh. "That's good, ef you mean it. Corse, it hain't rational to be jealous, nohow, but I been hearin' so much about this irrationality they're talkin' about you, I was almost beginning to believe it myself."

	"All right, now you know."

	"Well, me and Eulalie we didn't do nothin' but talk, and I was goin' to rub her up when jest then Orange Bill busts in. He's looking for Eulalie to beg her please to change her mind and go back with him and maybe go off to Alaska. And when he sees Eulalie lyin' there in a condition—a condition of disabilly, he jumps to conclusions—"

	"Correct conclusions, apparently."

	"Anyway, he jumps to 'em, and turns all red in the face, and starts calling me names. I guess he plumb had a seizure, and it was real serious. That's what I like about you Arthur, you take a sensible attitude—"

	"Get back to the story."

	"Okay. Bill picks up this big glass ash-tray to bung it at me, so naturally thinkin' he has a seizure and there ain't time to get no Proctors, I gotta sock him one. I didn't mean to bust him too hard though; I thought his jaw would of been stronger than that."

	"So then what?"

	"Oh, they take Bill to the hospital to mend his pore busted jaw, and me and Eulalie to jail. And Bill he sends for this Montague, seein' that a busted jaw like that is maybe bigger'n what a House Court can handle, and him and this Montague git their heads together. And then they find that enfeoffment agreement you and I got, so that makes you responsible for what I done, and they thought it would be a good chanct to git up some other charges, so they brought up innovation against you on account of that sonnet—"

	"What the hell," said Finch. "Isn't that double jeopardy—being tried twice for the same tiling?"

	"No, on account of the first time you was tried for advertising, not innovation."

	"What's so terrible about innovation?"

	Terry shook his head. "You know's well I do. They figger they got everything the way they want it, and trying to change it gits people disturbed or th'own out of their jobs. I did hear tell some of the engineers got plans for a machine that'll sure enough fly, but the authorities won't let 'em build it. Say hit'll be time enough in maybe a hundred years, when the effects of them automobiles all git absorbed."

	"I see," said Finch. "Where's Eulalie?"

	"She went to Sullivan and got him to trade her off to Los Angeles on account of she didn't want to live in Strawberry House no more with all that unpleasantness."

	"Did she divorce me before she left?"

	"I dunno. I reckon she most likely did, but I was in jail then, so I can't tell for shore."

	"Haven't we—haven't any of our friends—any influence with this Montague?"

	"Arthur, you just plumb don't seem to realize, you ain't got no friends any more. Excepting me, that is. Nobody will come 'round to see you, on account of they don't want to git mixed up with a District Politician and a man that's gonna be fertilized. Hit would look bad. Might even interfere with their gitting promoted some day."

	"Oh, hell!" said Finch in heartfelt tones.

	Terry said: "I feel right down sorry for you, Arthur, honest I do. Too bad I ain't a politician, or had a politician tied up somehow. I could fix all the jedges and examiners and things. Everybody knows it hain't reasonable to expec' them to enforce rules agin the men that control 'em." He sighed. "Nev' mind, Arthur. Here's a cigar I brought for you, and I'll be right there at the trial to be a witness."

	He shook hands and departed gloomily. Finch sat down to whatever comfort the cigar could offer and to a set of thoughts that were anything but pleasant. He had doubtless wished himself into a perfectly rational frame of reference, but now that one examined it at close range, he thought he preferred an irrational individualism. These people had no responsibility, no guts; human limpets, each clinging to his little shred of Status, and afraid to budge for fear of being pried loose.

	If he could only find that carnelian cube and use it to awake from this serial experience into a world where one-would have some freedom of personality ...

	Something was decidedly queer about the flavor of the cigar. Finch knocked the ash off and looked at the end, probably the last thing he expected in the world was the actual discovery that a small and very hard file was embedded in the tobacco. Good old Terry!—his effusive friendship really meant something. Using it would be easy; the desk sergeant was at some distance from the cell, and these people were so rational that apparently it never occurred to them anyone legally arrested would wish to escape illegally, so there was no guard.

	Forty-eight hours later, Arthur Finch wormed his bulk through the window and dropped to the grass below. It was a warm night and the moon, nearly full, was just rising.

	"Terry?" he stage-whispered, in half expectation the athlete would be there. No answer.

	The moonlight showed a square of paper, folded and stuck into a crack in the masonry. Finch took it out and stole to a little distance before finding shelter in a clump of trees, where he lit a match to read:

	Dear Arthur, if you get out when 1 think you will, I will meet you in the woods haf a mile east and I will giv you some food and thengs for you to excape with. Nobody else would have the nerve but you are so difjernt I kno you will perfer to take your chances like you said before. Your pall.
 
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	No signature was necessary. Finch walked briskly along the edge of the gently winding roads toward the grove indicated. At the edge of the wood he whistled.

	"Hurra up!" came Terry's whisper, and he was there. "I got your automobile on account of hits still yours, but I dunno ef I can drive it so good, so you better do it till we git toward morning. Go straight ahead down this road."

	"Where are we bound for?" asked Finch, as the car moved along the smooth highway.

	"This," said Terry, "is the road to Frankfort. Ef you turn off after about twenty miles, to the right, you git up in the hill country and by-and-by you come to Shelbyville House, where my old maw and paw live. Hit ain't what you'd call classy like Strawberry House, but they'll take care of you till you kin find somewhere else to go or maybe write to Sullivan to do something for you. You better drive this car in the woods somewhere and leave it before morning and nights you kin git there walking. The grub in this bag ought to last you out."

	"Swell," said Finch, "and thanks."

	After a period of silent progress, he remarked: "It's gradually beginning to dawn upon my limited intellect that in this world inventors and improvers are about as popular as the harpies were with Phineus."

	"Naturally," said Terry. "Anybody kin figure that out. Any change you make is bound to hurt somebody. The professors got that figgered out long ago, so that any change you make, it's bound to upset something. So the only way to stop people gittin' hurt is to stop all them changes, ain't it?"

	"Hmmm," said Finch. "How can you stand it?"

	"Me?" said Terry in a surprised tone, "I git along.

	Once in a while I git in trouble from bein' too sympathetic or shoorin' my mouth off too hard or poking somebody in the jaw or somethin', but that don't make no never-mind with me. I git along."

	"You tried to help me, didn't you?" said Finch.

	"That's because I'm so sympathetic. But it's reasonable, too. For instance, ef you came up to trial, you might be able to put some of the blame back on me on account of my being lower status. Everybody else would try to do that anyway, even ef you didn't. So I help you escape and kill two possums with one rock."

	"Oh," said Finch. "I'm disappointed. I thought you were the world's one simon-pure altruist."

	Terry rubbed a hard chin. "Well, maybe I am, now you consider it that way. Lot of things I kin do for you that nobody else kin."

	They drove on in silence rill the light began to pale and Terry, with a prodigious yawn, suggested they turn off, abandon the car and get some sleep. "I'll watch while you sleep at first if you want to," said Finch.

	"Okay," replied Terry, as they got out of the car and found their way up a grassy bank to the shade of a clump of trees. He yawned again and peeled off the coat of his pajama-like costume. As he did so, something small and hard bounced on the turf. Both men dived for it together, and Finch was first.

	"My carnelian cube!" he cried. "So you had it!"

	"That hain't no carnelian cube," said Terry indignantly. "That's my lucky stone. Why I most couldn't sleep without it."

	"Yours! Where did you get it?"

	"Hit was give to me, a long time ago by one of them foreigners that came through here. Thian Appollony Pedler or something like that was his name. I wouldn't have no luck no more ef I lost that."

	Finch reluctantly surrendered the trinket and watched Terry stuff it in the breast-pocket of the undergarment.

	"All right," he said. "I want to talk to you some more about it, but it can keep till morning."

	"Wake me up after a couple hours, will you?" said Terry, and placing his head on the improvised pillow, was snoring almost at once..

	Finch looked down at him in the starshine that had succeeded moonlight. Tiridat Ariminian had claimed ownership of the cube too, with perhaps somewhat greater justification. But if the hatchet-faced individual lying on one side were, as Finch suspected, only a representative of something from the real world, then he was a figment of the imagination. It would be no immorality to deprive such a figment of his own, Finch's, only connection with reality. He bent over and, his fingers moving lightly as they ever had in disengaging a delicate fragment of antique clay, worked the carnelian cube out of Terry's pocket; then lay down himself and with his hand holding the cube under his coat-pillowed head, drifted off to sleep, thinking happily of the world where an individual could be himself.

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Eight:

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	Finch realized that although he was still sleepy, sleep was past. Light bored into his eyelids—sunlight. He opened his eyes a crack, blinked them, rolled over and covered his face with one arm, then realized that he was too chilly and too cramped to he there any longer even if the light were gone.

	What now? The recollection roused itself in his mind that he had gone to sleep with the carnelian cube in the hope of dreaming himself out of the pediculous world of too-reasonable reason as he had dreamed himself into it. An education in dreams:

"In old Manchuria lived a prince
	Who fell asleep as princes will,
And dreamt he was a butterfly
	Who of the blossoms drank his fill;

"Then, falling into heavy sleep,
	As is the wont of insects small,
He dreamt he was a Manchu lord
	Complete with peacock-feather tall;

"Who fell asleep, as all men shall—
	Now which is truth and which is dreams?
Is Manchu man, or Manchu bug,
	Or any semblance what it seems?"

	Well, was it? Check the facts, then make inferences. Finch opened his eyes fully, sat up, and gave a groan of disappointment.

	He ought to be back in that stuffy little room in Asia Minor, He was not. The sun-flooded scene was that of the previous night; dark streaks of forest disclosing a small, bright blue patch of the Tennessee River; on the slope above him, a state highway appearing out of the woods, winding a couple of turns around easy slopes, then disappearing again.

	Still the dream. Oh, hell—

	Wait, though. Wasn't there a difference? Finch could have sworn that the road had concrete posts connected with iron pipe at the convexity of the curves. Now there was none.

	Or could he be sure? He decided he could not with regard to the guard-rail. But there was certainly no sign of Terry; nor for that matter of Terry's carnelian cube, which Finch had clutched tightly in his hand as he went to sleep. Nor was it, he assured himself by a brief search, anywhere in the short green grass where he had lain.

	Finch ran a hand across his forehead, trying to grasp the rational of his experience with an effort like "that involved in trying to draw one's own reflection in water. Hold everything—

	He stared at his own forearm, then down. One memory was certain. The night before he had been wearing a comfortable, conservatively colored pajama-like suit. Now he was attired as though for a cross-country hike, with laced boots and a violently tartan red-and-yellow wool shirt which he regarded with increasing disfavor.

	Before he could meditate on the implications of this phenomenal change, a sound made him look up. An automobile was slowing to a stop on one of the curves where the guard-rail ought to be, but was not. An automobile as extraordinary as the shirt in which he found himself: its color a highly visible lavender, its hood almost big enough for a locomotive boiler, its body so long that he wondered how it could take the turns. As Finch watched, a second car, cream-colored, appeared behind the first and slid to a stop on screeching brakes. Doors opened softly and a set of Napoleonic field-marshals emerged.

	At least this was Finch's first reaction to the four men who came lumbering down the hillside, embowered in gold braid. They were tall men and towering hats (two of them were shakos) made then look taller. Finch scrambled to his feet.

	As he scrutinized the approaching faces, looking in vain for that of Terry or anyone else he knew, the largest field-marshal jerked a thumb toward the lavender automobile. "Come on," he said. "The boss wants a look at you."

	Finch said: "My good man, tell your boss that if he wants to look at me, he can either contemplate my beauties from a distance or come down here where I am —ow!" The field-marshal had gripped him above the elbow with painful force.

	"Come on," he repeated. "I ain't fooling!"

	"Neither am I," said Finch, and the thought flashing through his mind that men so heavily bedecked could hardly move fast, he pivoted round on the held arm and let the field-marshal have a roundhouse swing squarely in the gorgeous midriff.

	The man said "Uhhnk!" and sat down. Finch, poised for flight, half expecting the others to fall on him, halted as they unanimously burst into raucous laughter.

	"My turn," said another of the group with red hair and sideburns projecting from beneath an admiral's fore-and-aft hat.

	"No it ain't," shouted another. "I'm the original offspring of disaster; I'm the hound-dog of the angel of death. I eat porcupine-quills and drink caustic lye. Where I step the grass withers. Whoopee!" He slapped his chest with a jingling of accoutrements and began to peel off his coat. "Step aside and let me at him!"

	"Shet your trap, Basil," growled one with a shako and hard blue eyes. "You ain't got a bit of sense. Reckon this settles whose turn it is." Finch saw that the man was covering him with a highly efficient and modern pistol. "Now you jest come along easy, mister, if you don't want to get your head blowed off. Hyperion, you got your in-sides unstirred yet?"

	The seated man had recovered his breath and was struggling to his feet, slapping the dust from his tight breeches. He extended a large hand toward Finch.

	"Put her there!" he bellowed. "Anybody that can set Hyperion Weems back on his arse is worth knowing! What's your name?"

	"Finch Arthur Poet," said Finch.

	"Huh? That's a hell of a funny name. I once knowed a guy named Dishwasher, and they's a poet up in Memphis, but you're the first one named that I ever seen."

	"Arthur Finch, if you prefer it that way," said Finch. "They turned my name around on me, the last place I stayed."

	Hyperion Weems emitted a whistle and gave Finch a sidewise glance; "You mean to say a individual like you let someone monkey with his name?"

	"Come on," said the man with the pistol. "Less chatter and more progress." He emphasized the point by jabbing Finch in the kidney with the muzzle.

	Not much ingratiated, Finch marched up the hill, At the top a gentle voice issued from the lavender car. "Turn around, suh, so I can look you over. Little big in the belly for active membership, but I reckon we can find use for you."

	"Am I supposed to be grateful?" asked Finch.

	"Why," said the voice, "I wouldn't put it that way, suh. You wouldn't be wandering round the country in those clothes, suh, looking for a place to light^ unless you were a member of the unemployed. I'm offering you membership in a very exclusive Utr'y club, yes indeedy, very exelusive. We don't ask nobody to be honored twice, mostly because they couldn't hyar us if we were so to debase ourselves."

	"Better hurry, Colonel," said the man with the gun. "The Arcadians ain't far behind."

	"Get in, suh," said the voice. Finch had identified its owner as a powerfully built man of about his own age, in a white cotton suit, black string tie and wide black hat. A gray moustache and goatee went with the ensemble, though the man's face did not. It was an egregriously unpleasant face, with a nose that must have been broken in four different ways, and eyes of such an abnormally pale blue-gray that they made the pupils look like pin-points.

	Another prod with the pistol reinforced the invitation. Finch, remembering the policeman's maxim that you can't wrassle a bull, climbed in, followed by Hyperion Weems and the man with the gun. The colored driver slid the vast contraption into motion without a perceptible jerk.

	They picked up speed steadily; at Florence there was no slowing down, only a warning blat from a tremendous horn, and the car sped through with natives scrambling for safety. As they rolled out of town along Route 72 there was another blat far in the rear. The Colonel said: "Step on it, Janus!"

	The bridge over the Tennessee flashed by. Finch's stomach began to contract in little twinges of apprehension, though none of the other passengers appeared disturbed. At each turn the car began to take little tentative skids. The road changed from asphalt to gravel, on whose washboard surface the wheels drummed. On a particularly acute curve the rear end skidded wide till the whole countryside revolved, and Finch expected to see them headed back the way they had come. Janus twirled the wheel this way and that; the car swung through a series of pendulumlike oscillations before settling down to a steady course. Finch felt cold sweat on his face, and his knuckles were white where they gripped the sides of his jump-seat.

	The Colonel's voice was smooth as honey: "Can't you go maybe a little faster, Janus?" Finch gulped and took his eyes from the road. "Hyear they come, Colonel," said Hyperion Weems. "Do yo' stuff," said the Colonel.

	Finch noticed that the man in the white suit had not even turned his head. He forced himself to look out the rear window. The cloud of dust obscured almost everything but" an occasional glimpse of the cream-colored car following, and it was a couple of moments before he could pick out the referent of Weems' remark—a third car, perhaps a quarter-mile behind, and following at a pace as furious as their own.

	Weems spun a crank and a shelf opened out in the front of the passenger section of the limousine. Instead of the travelling bar it might have contained this held a pair of rifles in a velvet-lined case. A second crank opened a trap-door up and back in the roof. There was a movable shutter in this object; Weems carefully laid aside his hat, braced himself erect facing the rear, and poked the rifle through the opening. His head and shoulders were out of the car proper, but protected against fire from the rear by the trapdoor.

	As fields, forest and tumbledown shacks fled past in a long blur, the rifle crashed. A glimpse through the dust showed Finch that someone in their companion car was shooting, too, and so, presumably, was the pursuer. There was a sharp clank, as though someone had struck the body of the limousine with a hammer.

	"Hit low down," said Weems. The Colonel's face was impassive to provide evidence that the car was well armored. He turned toward Finch, and indicated the man who had poked him with the pistol.

	"Suh, become acquainted with one of the brightest ornaments of our association. Mistuh Hector Sigurd Rex Atlas Imperator Plantagenet Smith, who is known to one and all as 'Impy', a name of his individual choice, suh."

	Clank went another hit, and crack went Weems' rifle. Clinging with one hand to steady himself against the rocking car, Finch extended the other to meet that of Impy, who said: "Glad to make yo' 'quaintance, Mr. Finch-Poet."

	A spider-web of cracks appeared on the pane of the rear window. Suddenly Weems yelled: "Whoopee! Look at 'em!" The pursuing automobile was rolling sidewise along the road, over and over; it would make a couple of revolutions, leap into the air, then come down and roll some more. Just as a curve took them out of sight, it slewed once and came to rest in the ditch.

	Weems sat down and slapped his chest. "Yeow! That's Hyperion Weems's shootin'. They got armor over most of them front tires, but I got him, I got him."

	"How do you know it was you and not Basil?" said the Colonel. "He was closer to the target."

	"Wasn't neither of them," said Impy, drily. "It was a hog."

	"Huh?" demanded Weems.

	"Sure. I was watching out just the minute fore'n they turned over. Just a plain old big black hog ran out of the Cornfield and dived under their wheels."

	"Why, you—"

	"Okay, wanna go back and gather up the ham? Oughta be pretty well barbecued if they caught fire."

	"Got ham to home," said Weems, grimacing. Finch noticed he looked slighdy pale as he returned the rifle to its rack, and Impy laughed.

	"He cain't stand blood," said the gunman. "For an active club-member, what has nine good killings, it's a unick phenomenon."

	"Who were those behind us?" asked Finch.

	The Colonel said: "Janus, you can slow down now." As the car dropped off to a mere sixty miles an hour, he turned to Finch: "Those, suh, were members of that cabal of subversive scoundrels, the Bummingham Arcadians, gone to perdition as they richly deserve for not respecting the sacred rights of individuality that are the palladium of every citizen of this broad land."

	"Whose individuality did they step on?" asked Finch. "Why, mine, of co'se. Suh, is it possible, are you from so remote and benighted a jurisdiction, that you have not already recognized Colonel Richard Fitzhugh Lee? Perish the thought! Suh, I have the honor to be president of that stalwart brotherhood of unstained patriots, the Pegasus Litr'y Society of Memphis. We, suh, have handled the book business of Memphis with incorruptible integrity that has brought us the plaudits of all the citizens whose lives and homes we have protected. In the natural order of business we decided to extend the blessings of our operations and the services of our organization. The Arcadians took the narrow-minded and selfish view that the reading of Bummingham was their private monopoly, and sought to enfo'ce their criminal desires by shooting a couple of our agents. Suh, the blood of Southern manhood boils at the thought. Could we overlook such a violation of the code and the Constitution? No, a thousand times.

	"I called on the Arcadians to remonstrate. During the course of the negotiations, they made an unprovoked and dastardly attack on the members of our society, on the ground that the president of the Arcadians had broken his wo'thless neck while discussing matters with us. Though outnumbered three to one, we escaped with the loss of only one man, whom you will now replace. So, suh, you perceive the quality of the organization you are invited to join."

	"I see," said Finch. "I suppose if I must, I must."

	"You fail to understand, yes indeedy, you do," said Colonel Lee, shaking a finger at Finch. "This is a purely voluntary association, respecting the most sacred rights of the individual. Why, suh, the Pegasus Litr'y Society concentrates in its exclusive membership the beauty and chivalry of the august city of Memphis, which epitomizes the beauty and chivalry of the state of Tennessee, which means of the whole sunay Southland. For variety, individuality and plain damn eccentricity, you wiH not find our peers."

	They pulled up at Corinth for fuel and food, stopping at a plain-looking place decorated with a pair of gasoline pumps and a sign announcing only that it was kept by someone named Brian MacPherson. As the cream-colored car came to rest behind theirs, the red-headed Basil strutted from it. "Wow!" he yelled, jumping in the air and clicking his heels together. "Did you-all see me spill them Arcadians? Blam, right through the left front wheel! Man, I can melt a hole in a glass pane by glarin' at it; I can kill a horse by spittin' on it! Where my shadow falls the vegetation succumbs—"

	"Yeah," said Impy, rubbing a thumb against one of the shiny bullet-marks on the rear of the lavender limousine. "We seen that hog, too."

	"Oh," said Basil, then grinned. "Well, that there hog just heard that Basil Stewart • was comin' past, that's all. His mind was so opset that he up and committed suicide, that's all, so I git the credit anyhow you-all look at it. Say, What they got to eat hyeh? Ain't had a mouthful since Bummingham—"

	"Food! Grub!" roared Hyperion Weems, drumming on the counter with large fists, so that salt-shakers and paper-napkin-holders danced again. Impy put two fingers in his mouth and emitted a shrill whistle, but as the rear door swung open to admit their host, they fell silent, and with reason.

	The proprietor was at least as large as Hyperion Weems with a huge head of curly brass-yellow hair and a vast chest-protector beard. His costume consisted solely of a broad leather strap around each wrist, sandals, and a gee-string made of the skin of some spotted feline, or at least a skin that looked like that of a spotted feline.

	"What's this heathen reerie?" demanded this unconventional restauranteur. "Mind your manners, or I'll be throwing ye oot on your hurdies!"

	"We want food," said Basil Stewart. "Make mine a tenderloin steak, two inches thick and bloody on the inside, with a big heap of sweet potatoes and one fresh pea."

	"What's the pea for?" asked Finch.

	"Vitamins. Doc Proctor says I need 'em or my hair will fall out."

	"Ye needna bother wi' special orders," said the big man behind the counter. "This is nature's hoose, and ye'll take what God gives ye by the hand of Brian McPhairson. Oh, Ian\ Six portions of Diet Number Four." He cocked his head toward the kitchen, and said with an air of apology. "Ye must excuse my grandson; he's a mere wean, and hasna learned that good courtesy asks quick service. lan\"

	"Coming, grampop," said a young voice, and the owner hove through the door: an adolescent, clad like the bearded man but if possible, even larger and more muscular. On his arms and hands the mere wean balanced six salads, which he placed before the customers.

	Hyperion Weems found his voice first, though it was somewhat shrill: "You mean we is expected to eat this— cow fodder?"

	"Gimme some whiskey, quick," said the field marshall Finch had not yet identified by name. "I feel faint."

	MacPherson snorted as he poured and laid before them six glasses of nearly colorless fluid. "Neither steaks nor whuskey shall ye have from me," he said, "but halthy salads wi' celery-juice and gusty nuts to your dessert, I've lived on God's bounty so for forty years, and I'm no weakling, as I'd have ye mark."

	He smote his chest till it resounded like a bass drum. "If ye'll rely on proper food and exercise instead o' godless dissipation and those ignorant poisoners who ca' themselves doctors, ye'd learn what real health is. Fa' tae, noo, wi* good appetite and the blessing of the A'mighty."

	"Come on, boys," said Colonel Lee. "Suh, the honor of the Pegasus will not permit our tasses in food and drink to be dictated to us."

	"No ye don't!" roared MacPherson. "Ye ha' come to me for nourishment, and nourished ye shall be." The inner doorway was suddenly filled with five more leopard-skinned giants. As Impy fumbled for a gun one of the new-comers pounced on him. Finch had a brief and apprehensive glimpse of the two locked in struggle for the zenith-pointed firearm, which went off with a roar. Then in a moment the whole party of visitors was disarmed and on their stools, with a blonde Hercules behind each. "Eat!" said MacPherson.

	With sour looks and downcast faces, they pecked at the salads. "Ow!" yelled Basil Stewart suddenly.

	"What's the matter, Wullie?" rumbled the proprietor.

	The monster behind Stewart explained: "Pop, this dissipator was trying to stuff his watercress into that fancy coat of his, so you'd think he et it."

	"Beat his harnies out against the wall if he tried it again," said MacPherson, amiably. Then his face softened. "N:i, ha," he said. "Ye ha' na your hairts in it. Hunger makes a good sauce, but the word of God a better. I'll even read ye a bit from the Good Book." He fumbled beneath the counter and produced a massive Bible.

	"I will read," he said, and paused to let the book fall open, "—from the Eighty-Ninth Psalm:

	" 'Thou rulest the raging of the sea; when the waves thereof arise, thou stillest them.

	" 'Thou has broken Rahab in pieces, as one that is slain; thou hast scattered thine enemies with the strong arm'"

	He broke off and stared at them with the beard quivering. "Ye will understand by than," he said, "that King David has reference not to yon godly harlot who sheltered Joshua and the spies of Israel, as is told in Joshua, the second chapter; but to harlottery in the general term—"

	"I beg pardon," said Finch. "It doesn't mean anything of the kind, any more than the scarlet woman in the Revelation has reference to a Red Indian. Eighty-nine is a very late Psalm, at least the third century. 'Rahab' must be taken as referring to the Egyptians, who were invading Judea at that time."

	"And whaur would ye be having so daft a theory?-" asked MacPherson, heavily. "Ye meat-eaters will be spouting rank modernism."

	"That only proves that if you keep a theory, like a garment, long enough, it will be new again," retorted Finch. "You'll find it originally stated in Kirkaldie's 'Bible for the Glasgow Schools', which was approved by John Knox. While you have your Bible there, you might take a look at the early part of the Gospel of Matthew, about the fourth or fifth verse. You'll find Rahab used to mean Egypt there, I fancy, in the genealogy of Jesus. The trouble with you Old Testament specialists is that you think everything in the New Testament is modernism."

	"I'll no go again' the word o' Kirkaldie," said the blond giant, visibly shaken, as he fluttered the pages to look up the reference to Matthew. "Aye, there 'tis. My hand to ye, sir-rr, and my thanks for saving me a great error in doctrine. For that and nae more, nae more at all, ye shall have your meals at half their price, which is a dollar twenty-five each." He beamed.

	"Suh, you outrage us," said Colonel Lee. "Why, for that amount I can have the finest meal in the restaurants of Memphis, the best cooking in the golden southland."

	"Nae doot—a meal o' poisonous stairches and the flesh o' God's creatures. My meals will neither drive ye into sin nor fill you vitals wi' reeking venom, and 'tis but logic ye should pay the dooble. There'll be an extra five dollars, too, for mailing your guns after ye. Dinna think I'd be so rash as let ye gae wi' them while ye're in so contrairy a mind. Come on noo, hand it ower, or my bairns and I will collect by our ain ways."

	The Colonel silently produced a wallet and handed over the required amount.

	"Thank you, suh," he said to Finch, as they were beyond the door. "Your conversation with that low-born rascal kept it from being a good deal worse. He forgot the nuts."

	As they reached the car, Hyperion Weems began to turn the crank that opened the rifle-compartment.

	"Don't do that!" said Colonel Lee, sharply.

	"Why, boss," said Weems, "hain't we going back there to see how red they are inside?"

	"No suh, we are not. Drive on, Janus."

	"At least we oughta challenge 'em to a square fight. That big one with the scar—"

	"C'm down, suh. If I hear one more word out of you-all, I'll turn you in to the authorities myself, for violation of the code. That man, suh, is an original acting within his own rights on his home ground." Then he added reflectively: "And besides, maybe we could find a use for him."

	"I got a use for him a'ready," said Impy, with a grin. "I know a few people back in Memphis that are going to hear about MacPherson and his wonderful steak-house. Heh, heh."

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Nine:

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	The cars swept round a curve and the crest of Chickasaw Bluffs came in sight, covered with a park whose impressiveness depreciated the rest of Memphis. A gateway carried them into a winding drive, with alternate wide vistas and clumps of close-set trees, amid which low concrete structures gleamed whitely, showing round corners in a style of architecture with which Finch felt vaguely that he ought to be familiar. Negroes at work looked up, then halted to salute as the cavalcade went past.

	The run through this parkland was a good five minutes long. They emerged from it to roll through wide green lawns toward a stone structure that might have been that famous Crusaders' castle of Krak des Chevaliers, except that it was very much larger. A gleam from one of the towers caught Finch's eye—light on metal. He leaned for a better look and perceived that it was a highly functional gun-turret, with a piece of at least three-inch calibre; and his memory, thus jogged, recalled the origin of the white structures. They were machine-gun nests.

	Janus in the front seat leaned over to push a control; a set of chimes on the lavender machine struck up "Hail, the Conquering Hero Comes", and both cars slid to a stop, with gaudily-clad servants swarming round to open doors and snatch at baggage. The porte-cochere before which they had stopped was abnormally high, with a set of stone steps rising to iron-bound oaken doors over which a huge carved Pegasus pranced in stone. As Colonel Richard Fitzhugh Lee strode to the foot of the steps, the doors flung open to reveal a woman in a trailing medieval-type gown. Lee halted and swept off his Congressman's hat with a gesture so grandiose it would have over-balanced a lesser man, and the woman burst into song:

	"Ritorna vincitor! E dal mio labbro usci 1'empia parola! Vincitor del pardre mio—di lui che impugna Farmi per me—"

	Aïda. The Colonel ascended the steps with dramatic slowness, timing it nicely to arrive just as she finished the aria on a magnificently sustained high note. He kissed her hand, and as the others came up behind him, inquired: "How has you-all been, honey chile?"

	"I have been s-splendid, my lover. Like a horse—the wild horse of the steppes, ha, ha!" The last two notes were not a laugh, but musical tones and the woman smote herself on the sternum to illustrate the splendor of the wild horse of the steppes. "The expedition—it was a success, no?"

	"We convinced those weasling scoundrels that it is dangerous to interfere with the development of Southern lit'rature. Cleanthus Odum is destroyed, with three of his hireling minions, and I think another visit will persuade the Bummingham grocers to sell our books, instead of those from the carpetbagging Arcadians. Standwood is no more, alas! The brave, the true." The Colonel bowed his head for a moment, then turned to where Finch stood gaping:

	"We have gained a recruit 'ough. Miss Sonia Kirsch, permit me to present Mr. Finch. Miss Kirsch is rightly known as the Nightingale of Old Memphis. Mr. Finch is a talker; a table conversationalist who will illumine our festive board. A true original—actually wandering crosscountry by hisself when we discovered him."

	Sonia extended a hand. "You shall make conversation to me. I lof those sayings—but no pun." She had hair on the borderline between red and brown and a figure that ran to luscious curves, which she did not seem to mind exhibiting. Some one had done a good Duco job on her face.

	Finch did his best, mind working desperately: "I'm afraid there isn't much I could say after hearing you sing. After all, what would one expect Ulysses to say to a siren he met socially?"

	The Colonel beamed, stroking his goatee, and his nightingale clapped her hands. "But you arrre wo-o-onderful!" she cried, rolling her eyes slightly. "And so adventure looking, like the Chevalier de Seingault. We mus' be friends, no?"

	"jMadame," said Finch, "I assure you that beneath this Paul Bunyan costume beats the heart of one like Paul the Apostle—of all men most miserable, because that which I would do, I cannot do." He gave her a glance which he hoped she would find sufficiently languishing, and the Colonel rescued him with the announcement that dinner was at seven-thirty.

	"The hospitality of Pegasus Hall, suh, is yours to command. Gumfoot! Attend this gentleman; show him to one of the member-rooms; provide him with a tall glass of nectar and a dinner outfit." He extended an arm to the voluptuous Sonia.

	Gumfoot detached himself from the first shadows of coming twilight-^-an ancient, almost paralytic negro, with a fringe of white hair around his skull. He led the way upstairs to a room the size of a small cathedral, around which he puttered, arranging doilies and moving ashtrays half an inch, clucking gently over his own activity. After a moment Finch said: "Where can I get a bath around here, Gumfoot? I need one."

	The old man turned, chuckling. "Reckon de nearest place is de Mississipp' in puhson, suh. Hot watah system in dis house done blowed up dis mornin'."

	"Oh. Well, what about that drink and those dinner-clothes?"

	"One de common boys bring dem. Ah's a fambly retainah."

	"What does a family retrainer do?"

	"Ah give my boss good advice, an' pick out his clo's for him, an' steal his liquor so he'll have somebody to kick roun' when he feels mean. An' ah carry messages to de gals; ah worked for Mist' Randy till he done got shooted for messin' roun' Miss Sonia."

	The family retainer chuckled again, and it occurred to Finch, with a slight contraction of the valvular muscles, that he could easily overplay his hand with the Nightingale of Memphis. She had compared him to the Chevalier de Seingault, whose family name was Casanova, and Colonel Lee did not behave Mice a man who would accept rivalry in the spirit of complacent understanding displayed by Orange William Banker.

	A tap at the door was the boy with the clothes and a perfectly genuine mint julep, past which Gumfoot bowed himself out. Before giving himself to the task of dressing Finch sat down to sip and take stock. If he were still in the land of dream or nightmare—the coolness in his hand and the pleasant sensation along his gullet seemed to demonstrate that he was not—it was at least an improvement on the preceding manifestation. Certainly there would be no crime of Advertising here. This was a dream of a paradise of uninhibited individualism, even beyond what he had hoped for when he went to sleep on the carnelian cube, and it was pleasant. There were—he frowned and sipped his julep—certain aspects not altogether pleasant, a good deal of gun-play, for example. Could one die in a dream? One could probably die without coming out of it, if it reflected some somatic stimulus. No matter; he had always wanted to adventure, and here he was. He felt suddenly free and light, a boy released from school. If there were cocktails on top of the julep he ought to do all right with his unexpected profession on making bright remarks.

	The dining-room was of the expected proportions, with thirty or forty people, among whom Finch found himself searching faces in vain for a likeness to that of 	Terry-Tiridat. He was paired off with Mrs. Hyperion Weems, one of those small plump blondes who are forever in such a state of excited mental disorganization as to be unable to complete any sentence before beginning the next.

	"Have you joined the Pegasus?" she asked him over the soup. "We are all so happy here, but it is uncivilized to make remarks about people you don't know, in spite of what Aïda says."

	Finch raised his voice a trifle. "Oh, I assure you I would rather not know people too well before talking about them. The closer the acquaintance with most people, the less civilized the remarks one makes about them."

	"Oh, Mister Finch! No one would want to say anything uncivilized about Marmaduke." She indicated a darkly handsome individual across the table, who looked rather as though he had been made up to play the part of a movie actor. "He's always so handsome and clever, though I do always say she shouldn't have poisoned her husband, even if they couldn't prove it and let her off anyway because putting it in his shaving cream was so original."

	"Women always consider good looks the highest effort of the mind," said Finch without paying any attention to the last part of her statement.

	The handsome Marmaduke looked up. "And so it is, for them," he said. "Nothing Sonia can say, for example, is half as eloquent as her shoulders." He glanced toward the chatalaine.

	So there was competition. Finch looked at Sonia. "A poor compliment. Such shoulders are a natural gift, like her voice, not an achievement, like her singing."

	There was a patter of laughter, words were repeated and the Colonel beamed from his end of the table as waiters poured an excellent Moselle and replaced the soup with a filet of whitefish, which gave off the fascinating aroma of good cookery.

	"On guard, Chevalier," said the singer, leaning toward him. "Richard, he will t'ink you flirt with me."

	Finch sampled his wine. "Oh, I shan't worry. He is wise enough to know that the men women flirt with in public are never dangerous." This was going well, he told himself.

	"You mean," said a tall girl opposite, with black bands of hair drawn down from the brows to give her a resemblance to the Mona Lisa, "that none of us have a chance with a man unless we can get him in a corner? You talk like that newspaper editor, Ted Harriman; he's always saying things about women."

	"Not at all," said Finch, trying to recall his Oscar Wilde. "I only mean that when a clever woman is in a dangerous situation, the first thing she does is create a scandal about herself with the wrong man in order to keep the truth at a distance; and if it deceives her lover as well as her husband, she is so much the happier."

	"Isn't it easy to be cynical? If I ever decide to have an affair with anyone, I shall certainly ask you to be my— phoney."

	"Glad to help you stoop to folly, I'm sure. Perhaps by that time I'll have something I wish to conceal, myself." Finch recklessly threw another glance toward Sonia, then at the Colonel, and was surprised to see the latter, with his eyes widened till the whites showed, staring at the Mona Lisa girl. The head of the Pegasus Literary Society started like a man coming out of a daydream, looked down and saw that his filet of whitefish had cooled, and beckoned the butler.

	"Dromio," he said, "take this away and supply us with the roast. A fish like this should be eaten at once or never."

	In the interval Finch turned to his partner: "Who is she?"

	"Elise? Oh, she and Marmaduke always claimed it was a morganatic marriage, you know, after that scandal over the estate, but the judge couldn't very well say anything else, could he? She used to be so good-looking as a young woman. I remember at the Carnival Ball—"

	She stopped abruptly and Finch followed her eyes to the door where, instead of the roast, there had appeared an obese, aproned, short-legged man with the grandfather of all chef's caps failing to diminish his resemblance to a hippopotamus. In his right hand he carried a carving knife the size of a machete, and he was shaken with sobs.

	He waved the implement accusingly at Lee. "You spurned it!" he burst out. "My marsterpiece! Aouw, the shyme! Wot is there left when you 'ave broke my bleeding 'eart? Farewell, cruel marster; good-bye, 'arsh world ..."

	He raised the knife, gripped the hilt firmly in both hands and directed its point toward his solar plexus. The contact was never made; at the word "world" an. open Moselle bottle, turning end over end to throw its contents out in a golden spiral, took the cook fairly on the side of the head, bounced and shattered on the floor. The knife clattered down; the cook's body followed it with a soft, elephantine impact.

	Finch turned toward the source of the missile. Colonel Lee was imperturbably wiping a drop of wine from his white coat. "Doc," he said calmly, "s'pose you jest take care o' that pore little boy. When he comes to, maybe he ought to have something so he'll carve up his meats instead of himself."

	A pudgy man, his fingers gleaming with gold rings, left the table with alacrity, to bend over the recumbent cook and a group of servants gathered round. The Colonel's eyes swept the table. "I'm right sorry that this occurrence interrupted our dinner-party, folks. Bert Atkinson sure does get temperamental—"

	"No artist who believes himself unappreciated can give his best performance," interrupted Finch.

	"Right you are, suh; but no appreciation is as much as an artist thinks he deserves—even an artist in conversation." The Colonel looked past and raised his glass. "Let us do honor to that noble creature, Bert Atkinson, and the remainder of his composition. To the best damn cook south of the Mason-Dixon line, ladies and gentlemen. If you-all will have patience, the flow of victuals will continue."

	It did continue, and Finch was glad of the opportunity offered by the slight rebuke to devote himself to the composition of the unhappy Atkinson. He reflected wryly that peaceful enjoyment of anything was about the last achievement that could be hoped for here. If he could locate the counterpart of Tiridat-Terry in this dream, he would almost certainly have the carnelian cube—

	"I'll give you a whole nickel for your thoughts, Mr. Finch," said Mrs. Weems by his side. "When you work on them as hard as that, they're plumb worth more than a penny."

	"My apologies. If I told you they were about you, you wouldn't believe me, and if I told you about Sonia, it might be dangerous, so I'll tell the truth and say it was about a friend of mine, who ought to be here, but isn't."

	Mrs. Weems tittered. "Is she nice? What's her name? Or is that one of your secrets?"

	"It isn't she, it's he; and he changes his name. I'd have to describe him for you."

	"That's really individual. Hyperion only did it once, at the time of the trial, but I had all my linen marked C.K., for Charles Kuntzberger, you know, the old name, and I wouldn't let him do it again, but what business is your friend in?"

	"He might be a professional athlete ..." and Finch gave a description that came as near as possible to a composite portrait of Terry and Tiridat.

	It was evidently not much of a success, for the plump little woman frowned. "You can't really tell what a man looks like just from words, can you? I don't know many athletes except that team of rowers the Colonel is—"

	A spoon was rapped sharply against a glass and Colonel Lee rose majestically to his feet:

	"Ladies and gentlemen! The gallant active members of the Pegasus Lit'ry Society once more return to the arms of their loved ones, aureoled in immortal glory after exerting their might in the defence of the right. Let us shed a tear to the memory of that good friend and noble character, Hyacinth Standwood, who fell on the field of honor, defending the pursuit of literature from those scoundrels, the Bummingham Arcadians. Let us rejoice that the low, cunning carpetbagger, Cleanthus Odum, has ceased to inflict on the world his skunk-like aroma. And now, as president of this society, it is my pleasure to announce that the following—"

	He stopped suddenly, his eyes widening into the same fixed stare with which he had regarded the Mona Lisa girl. His mouth moved wordlessly once, and his forefinger shot out. "Impy, shoot Marmaduke, quick!"

	There was one instant of tense silence, in which Finch's eyes had just time to travel to Marmaduke; when the roar of a shot seemed to push him bodily backward so that his chair crashed to the floor. Others were up, too, amid a chorus of cries; glasses toppled and wine spilled across the tablecloth.

	Impy alone sat still, two paces from the Colonel, his outstretched hand on the table holding a pistol from which a tiny feather of smoke drifted up past the candles. Across the table, the darkly handsome Marmaduke had been in the act of pushing back his chair. As Finch's eyes fell on him, he pushed it still farther back and slunped gently down out of sight between chair and table.

	"Return to yo' seats, folks," said the Colonel companionably. "Dromio, have a couple of yo' boys throw that carrion out where the buzzards can get at it. Gumfoot! Gumfoot! Jest have a couple of yo' boys pe'suade Elise Mallory to step off the grounds of Pegasus Hall, and if she comes back, throw her out again."

	The girl with the Mona Lisa hair had one. hand over her mouth, staring toward the Colonel with wide agonized eyes. As two of the liveried negroes advanced to take her arms, she shook herself from their grasp long enough to cry:

	"You old gelding! I'll go and gladly—anywhere to get away from you now. Yes, and I'll come back to eat your liver with salt and pepper. But I want my clothes and things."

	The Colonel made a half bow and sat down. "Madam, clothes are the legitimate means by which a good woman enhances her ch'ms, but the poisoned weapons of a bad one. Take her away, boys." He looked up and down a table where no one spoke. "I deeply regret, folks, that this untowa'd incident has marred the fair surface of our festive merriment. That snake in sheep's clothing, Marmaduke Mallory, set his wife on to vampire me, so that he might be free to attempt the seduction of Miss Kirsch, and failing in this dasta'dly plot, he was going to plug me in the back as I left the table ... Dromio, you may serve the dessert."

	Finch sat before an untasted Bert Atkinson creation in ice cream and fruit, wondering how much appetite the guests of the Borgias had for their desserts, while beside him the fluttery Mrs. Weems, like everyone else, was chattering rapidly:

	"... think they'd be more careful when they know perfectly well the Colonel is an ESP mind-reader, but I s'pose that little spat she got into with you made her forget to control what she was thinking for a while, only I can't understand how Marmaduke—"

	The spoon tapped again, and the Colonel announced urbanely: "Now we will have the treat for which you-all have been waiting. Sonia, honey, will you sing us something?"

	The red-head undulated to the side of the room, where everyone could see her, draped herself on the edge of a side-table and without prelude or accompaniment swung into Michaele's aria from "Carmen." Her pose was well calculated to reveal the fact that she was a mammal, and Finch found the picture not unpleasant.

	"That dress used to be so loose on her, too," murmured Mrs. Weems by his side. Finch shushed her gently, for the aria was distinctly worth hearing, though the expressions on some of the other guests indicated they did not think so. Miss Sonia Kirsch was certainly what his colleague Lloyd Owens would have described as an attractive piece of goods—combining curves, good features, and that Continental outlook which opens negotiations with every member of the other sex, and either lets them drop or develop, according as the affair promises or fails to be interesting. He could hardly blame Marmaduke Mallory—

	He snatched his eyes away in sudden panic. It must have been just some such chain of thoughts that touched off the downfall of the unfortunate Adonis across the table, of whom nothing now remained but a damp spot where the servants had wiped up the blood. If the Colonel were really an extra-sensory mind-reader, there were certain subjects on which even the vaguest speculation was hardly advisable. For a moment his mind groped wildly through various strata of thought for an innocuous subject; then, as the singer waited only for a little pattering of hands before plunging into "Mon coeur s'eleve a ta voix," he snatched at the mystery,of Terry-Tiridat, the carnelian cube, and how he might escape from this dream of a world of which he had already seen about enough, in spite of its individualist freedoms.

	If this were an analogy of the previous experience, Tiridat with the cube, ought to be related in some way to the others. Lee was quite clearly replacing Orange, though with immensely more talent and vigor and no facial resemblance. Sonia would be the counterpart of Eulalie. Terry ought to be some abandoned husband of hers if there were any thread of logic in the structure of this experience. If the present phase were part and parcel of the last, he and Sonia ought to—No! Stop it!

	Archaeology. It was possible that they had been conducting the dig too far to the north and east to throw light on what they really wished—the fascinating problem of what happened at the court of Assyria to cause the collapse of that great and bloody empire so soon after the death of Tiglath-Pileser. Why had the last of the Shalmanesars, surely an able man, given way to the foreigner, Sargon? It was as though he himself, Arthur Finch, were to enter Pegasus Hall, possess himself of the Colonel's authority and mistress—for Heaven's sake, cut it out!

	He woke up to find Mrs. Weems tugging at his sleeve and the song over. "The boss wants to say something to you, honey."

	Finch's heart turned over. The redoubtable Colonel was beckoning, his chair pushed back a little from the table, while Impy had moved up into a position by his side. Ladies were rising and the boys passing trays of tall drinks and port wine.

	Rubber legs dragged leaden feet across the interval. "Sit down, suh," said Lee, indicating the chair on the opposite side from Impy. "Mr. Finch, maybe you can rigger why I want to have a special little talk between me 'n you;" He leaned forward and Finch carefully thought that 11 x 13 Was 143, while 12 x 13 would be 156. "The Pegasus Lit'ry Society, suh, is an organization that believes in the talent of its members, and seeks to encourage them. We know you as a conve'sationalist of great ability, an o'nament to the profession. But we spend less one-fifth of ouah waking hours at table, and there must be other talents you have that could be used to our mutual encouragement. Now is the time to state them." He beamed past the crooked nose.

	"Why—I don't know—" said Finch, caught off balance.

	The Colonel held up a hand, and Finch observed that the whites of the pale eyes were bloodshot, at the same time making note how the accent seemed to come and go. "Save yo' modesty, suh. It does you credit, yes indeedy it does, but it is a houn' dog's virtue. Have some po't. Liquor loosens the tongue and expands the ego."

	Finch drank, and pulled an ear-lobe, considering. An ability to make verses would hardly help him in a literary society whose active members used guns with the skill of Hyperion Weems and Impy. Would archaeology or the ability to teach college students be any better? Or a speaking knowledge of Armenian?

	"I am—I used to be—good in some kinds of athletics," he ventured.

	The Colonel glanced at Impy, and both men frowned, but Lee asked: "What kind of athaletics?"

	"I was a coxswain. One of the ladies said something about you having a crew. Perhaps I could coach them."

	"Yo' could," cried Lee. "By God, suh, if you can coach that lazy bunch of whelps you wouldn't be an athalete, you'd be a magician, sho' 'nuf! You go right ahead. This is the lucky day of the Pegasus."

	As he was undressing it occurred to Finch that not only the background, but even the events of this experience corresponded almost too exactly with his desires. In bed it also occurred to him to wonder whether the Colonel really could read minds. If he could, he ought to have known what was coming in Brian MacPherson's beanery.

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Ten:

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	"The race," explained the Colonel, "will be against the hireling minions of the Rotary Club of St. Louis. I am relying on you, suh, to see that our brave boys beat the pants off those damyankees, and I mean lit'rly."

	They stood in a morning washed clean with rain, on the dock ef the Pegasus boathouse, where the Wolf joins its muddy course to the Mississippi. The shadow of the bluffs was peeling off the Hanrahan bridge from west to east.

	"The sta't will be at the bridge yonder," continued Lee, with a flick of his cane. "Yo' will proceed downriver along the left fork, ci'cumnavigate President Island and return to the bridge."

	"I sec," said Finch. Then, to maintain his reputation: "If you really expect to remove their pants and there are ladies present—"

	"There is no po'tioh of a damyankee's anatomy, suh, that would bring a blush to the most modest brow of Southern womanhood. I tell you in strict confidence that in view of the restrictions placed on legitimate business by such rascals as the Bummingham Arcadians, it is nec-ess'ry for us to make a killing. I speak in a figurational sense. There will be some inte'esting betting on this race, and I trust the Rotarians will be reduced to a condition of epide'mis. Ah, here come our stalwart champions. Boys, come here. Meet yo' new coach and coxswain, the eccentric conve'sationalist, Mr. Arthur Finch."

	Finch, self-consciously aware of the way his paunch bulged out the front of his athletic suit, returned the stares of the eight muscular, motley, and rather truculent young men who had emerged from the boathouse. His first note was that none of them in the least resembled Terry-Tiridat. A shaven-polled individual said from the midst of the group: "Kinda beefy for a cox, ain't he?"

	"No heavier'n the last one," said the Colonel. "Speaking whereof and wheresotounder, yo' will understand that this is yo' last coach. If there are any mo' regrettable incidents like that te'minating the career of the lamented Malachi Hodge, the active members of the Pegasus Lit'ry Society will be called upon to maintain culture, an' this will be the last crew. Coaches are too rare to be. wasted." . The eight faces set in various forms of scowl. One voice said: "Yo' cain't keep us here. We-all are individuals." Another voice blanketed it: "Maybe he oughta just git us sta'ted and then jump overboard." Finch noticed that the words came from an oarsman who held a leash in his hand, and the other end of which was connected with a cat of the alley variety.

	Finch said: "I'm afraid it wouldn't work, boys. A cox tried it at the Henley regatta, back about 1870, but they disqualified the crew. What's the trouble between you and coaches? Maybe we can settle this in the beginning."

	"They git bossy and then they catch pneumony, water in the lungs, ha, ha," said one of the crew, with a snicker that Finch found peculiarly unpleasant. .

	"Napoleon means the last one was drownded," explained the shaven poll. "T'were Ozzie Rhett done it." The speaker hiccupped in a manner suggestive of a magnificent hangover and jerked a somewhat unsteady thumb toward the burliest of his companions.

	"Aw shucks," protested Rhett, "Cain't no one roun' here take a joke? 'Twarn't nothin' he done; I jest didn't know he couldn't swim till he^ was plumb drownded, an' then I was laughin' so hard at the way them eyes of his'n popped out, I couldn't do nothin'."

	The Colonel cleared his throat, which Finch accepted as a signal to do a little cracking down. "Look here," he said, "where I come from, we have some good crews, but it's because all the oarsmen agree that the job of a sweep-swinger is to have a strong back and a weak mind. I don't care what you think, as long as you do your thinking outside the boat, and anyone who doesn't feel that way on this crew will be off it. Where are the alternates?"

	Said Oswald Rhett through pouting lips: "Hain't none. We had two-three, but they done quit, like they had a puffict right to do, when they couldn't be reg'lars."

	"Well, suh," said the Colonel. "I must return to the restless cares of business, and leave you to frolic. I pe'ceive I may depend upon you to lead these splendid boys in the spirit of harmony which will guarantee their victory over the St. Louis Rotarians, who are nothing but common blacklegs, suh, nothing but common blacklegs."

	He saluted with his cane and was off, leaving Finch to face the problem of getting this unprepossessing eight to work together.

	"All right," he said, "suppose we try it out. I don't know how you've been boated, but will you, Rhett, take stroke. You—what's your name? Pritchard? Will you take the bow oar?"

	Rhett's pout gave way to a grin of satisfied vanity, but Pritchard interrupted with a firm: "No, suh."

	"What do you mean, no sir?" demanded Finch.

	"Either I have no talent at all, or a very special talent for rowing stroke. I insist upon rowing stroke."

	"It isn't a matter of talent, but of physical equipment, and—"

	He was talking to air. Pritchard had elevated a Roman nose to the extreme limit and was stalking away in a slow, exasperating goose-step, but with his ear cocked to hear a recall.

	"Good ol' Pritch," commented the oarsman with the hangover in a low voice: "Count on him to do jest the opposite what anyone tells him."

	Finch gazed at the retreating figure a bare second. "Yes, I guess you're right," he said, in a tone intended to carry. "A man who has pulled stroke can't possibly learn to do anything with a bow oar in less than six months."

	Pritchard paused with one foot lifted, then spun round and came back at a trot. "What's that you said?" he snapped. "Why dad gum it, I kin row any position in the boat, and I'd like to see any damyank coach stop me!"

	He bounced to the edge of the dock and the shell was launched, but as they began to board, Finch cried sharply: "Number Five! That's no way to board! Use both hands!"

	"I don't got no number," protested the oarsman. "I got a good name, an' it's Roderick MacWhorter Hennessey, an' I gotta have one hand for Magnolia.

	"Magnolia?"

	"Of co'se. That's my lucky cat. I cain't leave her. Las' rime I did, my wife run away with a bus-driver from Knoxville. No Magnolia, no me."

	Strong back and weak mind, all right. "Okay," said Finch, reflecting that this was what you got for casting in your lot with a group of self-starting individualists, and hoping that the damned feline would jump overboard.

	But once in the boat, Magnolia turned out to be the most cooperative member of the crew; squatted between her owner's ankles just short of the travel of the roller-seat, and did not even lick herself when splashed by an occasional drop. The others were not so easy. Pritchard started the trouble—of course—by trying to row completely out of phase with the rest and Finch's orders, which naturally resulted in a tangle of oars. He was brought to some degree of cooperation by telling him to row as he pleased, but by that rime the shaven-head with the hangover was involved in a violent argument with Number Six over who had splashed whom. The shell drifted while Finch tried to pacify them; picked up and drifted again. It was not until he was visited with the inspiration of telling them about the M.I.T. boat that was mistaken for Washington by the officials at Poughkeepsie that he got them together again. That touched him off on another inspiration in view of the fact that normal coaching rules didn't hold here, so he gave them the Eaton boat song, and at the close of the practice period they came into the dock with a fair appearance of unison, puffing as they tried to put their backs into simultaneously with:

	"Swing, swing together—"

	The shell slid in. Measuring the dock for distance with his eye, he caught a flutter of something feminine at the shore and made it out as Sonia Kirsch, posed against the nauseous lavender of the Colonel's limousine, chatting with someone in the peg-top trousers and turtle-neck sweater of a college boy of the '90's, who presently became clear as Basil Stewart.

	"Let's do it smartly, gang," said Finch. They tossed oars and came home, but as Finch gripped the gunwale and tried to lift himself, something went wrong. He couldn't move. He gave a grunt and tried again. No use; the seat of his pants was stuck fast, and on the bank Oswald Rhett was sputtering and dancing in the first attack of what promised to be a serious outbreak of mirth over his own ingenious humor in having applied glue to the coxswain's seat. As he caught Finch's eyes, the outburst escaped control; he doubled up with both hands to his stomach, giving,hog-calls of laughter.

	Finch spat a few pre-Christian curses through his teeth. There was nothing he could do about this sort of antic at present—not with these eight representing the entire available supply of oarsmen. But as he told the boathouse boy to get a knife, he promised himself he would find a way to pay that practical joker the bill he had been running up.

	Fortunately, the fascinating Sonia had paused to greet the crew and watch them bunch out their muscles. He tried to sidle past the group unobserved, but it was no use. She came trotting over to offer her hand. "My chevalier!" she cooed. "What delicate attention! You haf them sing to honor me. It was success?"

	"Very much, except that I know now how Cadmus felt when his crops began to come up. Will you excuse me? I'll have to get dressed."

	"But no! Jus' for that I have brought the car. We swim in the pool at the hall."

	Finch shook his head firmly. "I never take exercise for pleasure when I'm making a business of it. Why, I might get to enjoying my work!" He slipped around her crab-wise and sweating profusely to the boathouse door, but in doing so could not avoid presenting his rear elevation to Basil Stewart, who emitted a whoop surpassed only by Rhett's. Finch ignored the active member's amusement and backed through the door. He took his time about dressing.

	When he came out Stewart had disappeared but the voluptuous Sonia was waiting without the slightest sign of impatience. As she took his arm and steered him toward the car, he asked where the offspring of disaster was.

	"Janus took him to the soda-fountain. It is his weakness. Everyone must have a weakness or not be individual."

	"And what is yours?"

	She leaned back in the seat of the car and let long lashes lie on her cheek. "I am so blushing. It is not nice, no, to confess as to one as you, so stark and—and fruitful, like the bull."

	It was warm in that car. Sonia's eyes snapped open as though she had regretted her impulse.

	"I haf known you before," she said, "for so long time! Perhaps in another life. You do not sense it also?"

	"Can't say that I do," said Finch, the back of his mind thinking that this was certainly not Eulalie. "Unless you wish to claim identity as the mystical embodiment of all women-kind, like the Phrygian Great Mother."

	"Tiens, the idea!" She jagged one eyebrow upward. "I must ask it of Calioster."

	"Who is he?"

	"My medium. He is telling me I am meeting a hero of fair hair."

	"Look out for him when you do. Women so often think that physical and spiritual fairness are the same thing. That's why most of them are looking for the tall, dark and handsome man; they want to feel they are yielding only to the temptation of the Devil himself."

	"Oooh! You are spiritualist also. I have known when we meet it is true. You are the fair-hair one."

	Finch emitted a sound that began as a snort, went into a chuckle and ended as a downright laugh. "Dear lady, if only I were! But this kind of fairness goes with decrepitude. When I was your age my hair was black as Hephaeston's forge."

	She took it smiling. "Oh, now you are fooling with Sonia—Enfin, le void!"

	Basil Stewart folded himself in. "Yeow!" he whooped. "Four sodas, one malted and a banana split! Hold that tiger, they can't hold me! How had you-all been doin'?" He glanced sharply at Sonia, eyes widening, and Finch was reminded of the Colonel the previous evening. "Not so good, huh? Well, hain't none of my business, nohow." He laughed uproariously, and the rest of the journey was completed in a silence that could have been used to blanket a volcano.

	When the car had been put away and farewells until cocktail-hour said, Finch wandered through the gardens of Pegasus Hall till he discovered Stewart again, firing a shotgun at clay pigeons thrown by a colored boy from a portable trap. "Hi—ya!" hailed the Child of Catastrophe. "Have a couple pulls at it?"

	Finch studied the angle past the trap. "Looks to me as though your spent shot might give people down there in Memphis something original in the line of rain."

	Stewart cracked a smile and made a never-mind gesture. "Who lives down there, anyhow? Jest shiftless niggers and pore white wash. If'n they don't like it they can carry umbrellas. Ready? Pull!"

	Finch fired a few times, but more interested in studying Stewart's face, turned over the weapon after a few minutes. There must be some reason beside accident why this cheerful extrovert was being thrown in his path in this particular dream-sequence. But no, Basil Stewart could not be the man with the carnelian cube; he bore no resemblance to Terry-Tiridat in mind or body. The thought came to him that perhaps there was to be no guide; that he might have escaped from his dream into another and rather dreadful permanent reality. Just as he felt himself on the paint of working out the implications logically into something important, Basil made a particularly brilliant shot and turned, whooping for approval.

	"Beautiful," said Finch. "By the way, Basil, I wonder if you know a friend of mine who's living around here somewhere?" He repeated the description of Terry-Tiridat.

	"No," said Stewart, "don't reckon I do know him. If'n vou cain't find him no other way, why don't you go with Miss Kirsch an' see her spook-chaser? She'd be right proud to give you a knock-down to him."

	"I take it the eminent Calioster does not have your full confidence."

	"Huh? Oh, not that phoney. Even if'n 'twas true, what's the use compared with ESP mind-reading? I know that's genuwine, on account of I kin do it myself, specially when I get all jugged up with sodas."

	"You can?"

	"Sho' thing." Basil picked off a bird and turned. "For instance, when I got in that there car I saw right away Miss Kirsch had an awful shine on you. You got a shine on her, too, but you're plumb scairt to admit it, on account of not wanting to get in no jam. You worry some about—about sleepin', too, only I don't git that."

	Finch stared. He asked: "Is Colonel Lee really a good mind-reader?"

	"Yeah boy, he certainly is. Best I ever see. Any time he wants to. But you don't need to worry none. The way he does it, it takes concentration, and the Cunnel has got a hell of a lot of things on his mind. You-all are sittin' pretty, you just play along with Miss Kirsch fur's you want to, and fust thing you know, you'll be the Cunncl's new lieutenant, 'stead of Marmaduke Mtillory. That's when you gotta watch your step, 'cause after a while, the Cunnel's liable to say, 'It's about time I put the high-power mind of mine on my domestic doin's,' and work some mind-reading on you just the wrong minute. Then, blooie! You oughta be like Impy, ain't got no mind to read. But I don't reckon that would do him much good if Miss Kirsch got to wanting him. She's the most persistentist female I ever did see; stick you right through the ribs with that knife of her'n if she gets mad at you."

	He fired again, and leaped into the air with a yell. "Yippee! Twenty in a row! Hoi' me down, brethren before I bump the angels in the butt! It's Wild Basil, the terror of the mountains and scourge of the plains!"

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Eleven:

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	At the price of ten dollars and a couple of hours' conversation about the iconography of Memphis, Finch secured a hand-colored map of the city from its only map-maker, and managed to lay off a measured mile of river with more or less accuracy. He took the crew over it a short time later, timing them downstream and then back. The glance at his watch after he shouted "Way enough!" for the return trip made him purse his lips in astonishment. " 

	"What's the matter Arthur, ants in yore pants?" asked Rhett who, Finch had observed, was often driven to this form of humor by inability to think up anything else quickly enough.

	"No, crewmen on the brain," he replied, happily. "Either there's something wrong or you're a lot better than I thought. You made 3:02 on the mile downstream, 3:51 up—why even the average, 3:26-1/2, is about a world's record as far as I know!"

	The boat broke out into pleased grins and then chatter, while Roderick MacWhorter Hennessey leaned forward to pet his cat, but over the rest rose the voice of Pritchard. "What did you think for? If we couldn't row like champions, wouldn't be no sense in rowin' whatever."

	"Tha's about right," said the bullet-headed man who had appeared with a hangover. "I had me a dream last night about lickin' them guys, and that wouldn't happen less'n we were gonna do it."

	The remark set Finch wondering whether prophetic dreams were a part of this experience, along with genuine mind-reading, and then he trailed off into a mood of abstraction where he asked himself whether any dream could furnish details as accurate as the feel of the water in which he trailed his fingers, or the sight of a bird just rising from the river, folding up its feet like an airplane's undercarriage. Surely, if this were an experience like that in the too-rational world, he could have located the man with the carnelian cube by this time. Or would he? Old Tiridat's last words in the house on the Cappadocian hillside had been distinctly threatening^—something about the cube taking you to heaven, but you just wished you would die. Maybe he was supposed to stay in this individualists' heaven till he was willing to accept any escape from it ...

	, He looked up at the dock and saw one thing he would be quite willing to escape from, one way or another. She waved him a hand as he was on his way to dress, but did not say anything till they were in the car and rushing-along through a series of streets he did not recognize; and even then it was he who broke the silence.

	"Dear lady, am I playing Jose to your Carmen?"

	"You t'ink I fool you like her?" She looked at him intently. "No—I see. You are making conversations to amuse. And I am not being amuse'. Perhaps Richard will need a new manager for his crew if I say."

	With a twinge of apprehension, Finch recognized that she was perfectly capable of putting him on the spot in that or any other way, if she found him too unresponsive. He sighed ruefully. "That's what comes of being a good talker," he said. "Everyone listens to what you say as a work of art instead of an expression of feeling. Even if I told you I had fallen in love with you, you'd be listening for epigrams instead of heart-beats."

	"You haf not try that one," she said, and lowered her eyes.

	Nothing venture, nothing gain. He slipped his arm around her shoulders and lifted her face for the kiss. Not bad, either. It was she who pulled away first, patting his cheek.

	"So now we are lofers," she said. "Shall we fly?" "Whereto?"

	"Anywhere. The ends of the earth!"

	"Not with Janus in the front seat," he said, practically. "He'd get away and tell the boss, and besides I can't quit till after the boat-race."

	"Oooh!" She produced a lace-edged handkerchief and burst into tears, sobbing through them: "Men are—s— slaves. You—you are nefer doing anythings beautifully on impulse." 

	"Right now my only impulse is to see one of your friend Calioster's seances," he said, clutching desperately at the first subject that might dam up the flow of salt water.

	Instantly, she was all smiles again. "You are right. The Master, he will help us. He is wonderful! He can know mahatmas by their breathing. Perhaps you are one, my Chevalier, my Siegfried!"

	(This is what he got, he thought, for dreaming of a fascinating bitch after a life of college-town domesticity.)

	"What a compliment!" he said aloud. "Gave up his sweetheart to the old king in exchange for a fat blonde and some money, didn't he?"

	"I do not mean it so. I am t'inking of how he goes to dangers to wake her from sleeps. After—does it matter? To be fait'ful, it is the virtue of a clock, a machine. Come—I know where—"

	She leaned toward him with half-parted lips, but he could not bring himself to like that perfume she was using, and besides, just at that moment, he caught a glimpse of a pair of eyes in the rear-view mirror through the slit of curtain leading to the front seat.

	"Fascinating prospect, but you forget, dearest lady, that I am facing a major enterprise."

	"We enterprise together. I will be beside you."

	"It won't do. I know better than to attempt games with ladies under such circumstances. Ask any Naga medicine-man—"

	"Pah! Now you are not Siegfried, but the little boy, with superstitions to hide you are afraid."

	"Surely not of you, dearest lady. It's only that I had a friend who violated the rule and got his picture in all the papers."

	"Oh." She gave a sigh of relief. "Also it is an Eigenheit —how do you say?—a peculiarness. You are being original. Why do you not say? And of course, you are right. That so-bad Ted Harriman! He would print the picture of his own mother robbing a tomb." She shuddered at the thought, reached over to snap up the curtain, and tapped on the panel. "We go to the Master's office."

	As Finch subsided among the cushions, he noticed that the mirrored expression of Janus might be taken for one of approval.

	Instead of a hideaway up three flights of stairs or a phoney private apartment, Calioster the medium had a large ground-floor office in a highly modern building, with Calioster The Master—Medium & Occultist in the foot-high letters on the plate glass. The receptionist gave Sonia a toothy smile and intoned: "The Master will see you, Miss Kirsch. Step right in."

	A solid door instead of the curtain he had rather expected admitted Finch and his companion to an inner office. There was a carpet on the floor, rows of books, a table with straight-backed office chairs. Cabinets, bells and trumpets were missing; so was the impressive but meretricious-looking medium Finch had counted on. Instead, a small man with grey hair in need of trimming, clad in a wrinkled black suit, stepped up to them and murmured, almost apologetically:

	"G-good afternoon, Miss K-k-kirsch." He surveyed them a moment from a pair of wall eyes. "W-won't you sit down? This is Mmm—Mr. Finch, the athletic trainer?"

	Finch nodded. Said Sonia: "Oh, Master, you shall teach him to find the communion of souls."

	The mouth was rather ineffective. This was certainly not the man with the carnelian cube. Finch said: "Yes, but for this visit, I'm specially interested in discovering a man I have reason to believe is living within a few hundred miles of here. I don't know what name he's going by, but—" and he repeated the description of Terry-Tiridat. "You mediums must get to know so many people."

	Calioster the Master scratched an eyebrow. "And— uh—you—uh want to know—"

	"Where he is, of course. What name he uses."

	"Ummm. I'm afraid it's r-rather a matter for a detective, isn't it. Besides I'm a bit short-handed right nnnow—"

	"That isn't all," said Finch. "He has something that belongs to me—a little cube of red carnelian, about so big, with an inscription in Etruscan on it. I'd like to be sure where it is."

	Sonia's foot tapped slightly, but the medium's face lit up. "Oh, in that case, I think w-w-we can perhaps materialize-—"

	"Alexander the Great or St. Paul?"

	The medium showed no sign of resentment. "Oh, dear me, no!" he said. "Eminent gug—ghosts like that are very hard to get. I really can't. I could raise you Geoffrey Plantagenet—the one who gug—got his brains trodden out in a tut-tournament—but I wouldn't advise it. It gug-gives me such frightful headaches that I'm obligated to stop work for several days and charge a straight thousand dollars, and he doesn't speak anything but early Middle English and twelfth-century French. I had in mind my old fff-friend Ganowoges."

	"Oh, an Indian," said Finch. "Chief, I suppose."

	Dr. Calioster looked distressed. "No, though he likes to pretend he is. Really, Mmmmm-Mmmmm—Mr. Ffffinch, I'm afraid we had better not continue if you doubt my sin-sin-sincerity—"

	Finch waved. "Not at all, I assure you. I just want some evidence. It's an idiosyncrasy of mine."

	Sonia cut in. "Master, you must forgive. He is so veree eccentric, this Arthur. It is for that I lof him. He also has the superstitions."

	"I bub-beg pardon, Mr. Finch," said the Master, in a mollified tone. "I imagined you were mmmerely skeptical, not being original."

	He took a place at the head of the table and indicated a chair for each of the others, then without any movement to put out the lights, drew a Bible from a drawer.

	"I shall take the text from Ecclesiastes," he said, and fluttered the leaves, then read: " 'Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return.' Let us pray for the simple faith of our fathers."

	He extended a hand to each of them, lowered his head and mumbled, like a man unaccustomed to saying grace who has been asked to minister at the Thanksgiving dinner of a pious aunt.

	Finch watched him closely to catch the inevitable trick—and almost jerked away the other hand that had rested on the table. It touched flesh—cold flesh. His breath caught; he turned his head in time to see in the empty place, a human figure solidifying with the whirling motion of curdled milk stirred in coffee, one second a translucent shadow, the next a solid and almost too palpable man. The grip on his hand had the clammy cold of a fish on ice, but Finch stared with more interest than fear at a lean redskin, naked to the scalp-lock that towered over his cranium like a Greek helmet.

	The apparition's mouth moved. It pursed its lips and deposited a brown blob of tobacco-juice on the rug. "Hi, toots! You here again?" the lips said to Sonia. "Look the other way, kid, unless you want to get an education." The ghost swung a bony pentagonal face on Finch. "Who the hell are you, mister?"

	"Why should she look the other way?" said Finch, ignoring the second question.

	" 'Cause I gotta put my pants on, that's why. I can't do it sitting down. See?"

	The chilly grasp relaxed from Finch's, a drawer was opened and the Indian grunted.

	"Okay, you can look," said Ganowoges. "To-gus. Chief Stink-water, that's me, and what do you want?"

	Finch surveyed a figure in breech-clout and buckskin leggings, standing with feet well spread. "Is that what 'Ganowoges' means?" he asked, to establish relations.

	"Sure. Onondaga. If you laugh at it I'll break your —ing neck." Finch felt himself flushing at the use of the Ultimate Unprintable and did not even look at Sonia. "They named a town after me up in York State."

	"Please, Gug-Ganowoges, can't you be businesslike today?" asked the medium.

	"Hell, no!" said the ghost, bringing his lean fist down on the table with a sound that had nothing of the immaterial. "Listen, Claude; I come around here and answer sappy questions for dopes because I want to get a little life, see? And I stick to you 'cause you're the only medium I ever saw with enough rapport to materialize me good and hard. So we think alike, see? Businesslike, balls! If you want a more businesslike spirit, be more businesslike yourself, and you can materialize one of those Baptist preachers we got on the other side. They're businesslike as all hell ... Gimme a cigarette, somebody."

	Finch furnished both the cigarette and a match, remarking: "May I offer my apologies and present my sappy question?"

	"Okay, doc. You paid for it. Chief Stink-water listening—"

	"I'm trying to locate a man who should be living somewhere near here, named Terry Armstrong or—"

	"Say, Claude," interrupted Ganowoges, "know who I saw yesterday. Remember that wop that used to get himself materialized into old Ma Perkins' seances in a bed-sheet, pretending he was Julius Caesar. You know—'Da die is-a-casta!' Well—"

	Finch cleared his throat in a marked manner, and as this produced no effect but a glower from the redskin, addressed himself to Dr. Calioster: "Would it be in order to suggest a deduction from your fee for time spent in spiritual reminiscences which are doubtless of interest to you, but very little to us?"

	Calioster and Sonia spoke at once. "You s-ss-see—" and, "Ask him how we must achieve communion—" but Ganowoges cut across both of them: " 'Scuse me, doc. Cut my throat if you want to. Go on with your bellyache."

	"Well this man I'm looking for should be tall and thin, about six feet one, weighing maybe a hundred and sixty—"

	"Say!" The raucous voice cut in again. "How'd you make out with that blonde doll, Claude, the one you had in here treating for soul-pains after her husband ran out with the bearded woman in the circus? You was certainly doing all right when I de-materialized, he, he, he." Ganowoges gave an indescribably lecherous twist to his mouth. "I made her a proposition myself while you were getting rid of the girl outside, but she turned me down on account of having a low body temperature. Maybe she'll come through, now it's hot weather."

	"Please, Gug-gug-gug-Ganowoges!" implored the medium, with his hands making a slight wringing motion. He turned from Sonia to Finch and back: "I assure you I ddddon't know—"

	"Aw, keep your drawers on, Claude," said the Indian. "You know I'm a spirit and don't count. Sue me if I'm wrong. Say, Toots," he addressed Sonia. "How's about you? Ain't that Colonel of yours running down? Or have you got a new boy-friend?" A pair of fingers reached out toward her cheek. She dodged them expertly, but her expression of displeasure was less pronounced than Finch would have liked. "All right, all right, what's your question, doc?"

	"I'm looking for a man and I'm not sure of his name. He has high cheek-bones and a long nose—"

	"Week!" shrieked Sonia. "Peeg!" She swung a vigorous slap below the level of the table. Finch beard it connect and Ganowoges straightened up with a burst of laughter. "Haw, haw! Say, doc, I'm sorry, but with a wren like this around I just can't keep my mind on business. How's about a few hands of stud?"

	"I really need this information," protested Finch. 

	Calioster sighed. "I'm afraid we had bub-better play with him. When he has these moods, it's impossible to do anything else, and it only jeopardizes m-my whole business to try. I'm very sorry."

	Ganowoges leered as the medium extracted a pack of cards and a box of chips from the book-case, and Finch accepted an allotment. Sonia dealt: "The king, he bet," she pronounced.

	Finch reflected that the lady knew her stud as Ganowoges tossed in a chip, remarking: "That's me, old stinky himself. Say, did you ever hear the one about the old maid and the tramp with the wooden leg?"

	"Yes!" said Sonia and Calioster in unison, and the latter dealt another card.

	"I check. The doc here ain't heard it, anyway, and it'll do him good. It seems there was—"

	Finch felt himself flushing again under the impact of the more-than-Rabelasian anecdote. Calioster merely looked dogged and hiked a pot which the Indian presently gathered in, while Sonia looked sympathetically at the Master from large, liquid eyes.

	The deal changed; Calioster won a pot, Finch won, and then the Indian again, the process accompanied by a flow of bawdy stories, gossip and profanity from the garrulous ghost, whose skill at the game did not seem in the least hampered by the activity of his tongue. He won steadily, mostly from Finch, who cursed himself for not resisting, but still could not resist, the temptation to call. The payoff came on a hand when Finch had been dealt aces back to back, with three diamonds to match the exposed ace. Ganowoges had a pair of jacks showing, and Finch, with as good a simulation of a man running a bluff as he could put on, piled in the rest of his chips. The Indian called, whooped with laughter as he turned over a third jack, and stood up.

	"That's all today," he said. "You birds are too —ing easy. Why don't you bring around some real sharpies some time, Claude? I'm going on the town the next time you materialize me, only it's a damn shame that in my state the old fire-water don't do no good. Wooo-ooo-ooo!" Ganowoges gave a shrill yell, slapping his open mouth to make the loon-cry, and vanished. Breech-clout and leggings fell to the floor in a heap.

	Finch stood up also and bowed to Dr. Calioster. "The demonstration of your powers," he said, "was completely convincing, even if the result -left something to be desired."

	"Really, MMMM-Mr. Finch, I mmmmust apologize," said the little medium, with an expression of complete misery. "Ganowoges is never gentlemanly, but I have never seen him quite so bub-bad. I'm afraid it was the question. None of them like to give answers in the mm-mmaterial plane, you know. If it had bub-been what Miss Kisch wanted ... But he's really the only one with whom I hate a strong enough rapport to put on such a task."

	" 'Never gentlemanly,' ranks with the second verse of the fourth chapter of Matthew as a masterpiece of understatement," said Finch, good-naturedly, reaching for his wallet. "Oh, damn! I'm afraid your Amerind friend has picked me as clean as Arion. Can you wait till Friday for your fee?"

	"MMmmy dear sir! I wouldn't dud-dream of accepting your mmmoney. The experience was of no value to you. In fact, I insist you really mmmust take back the money you lost. I'll take care of Ganowoges."

	"Oh, come, really," said Finch, "that's—"

	"I bub-bub-beg you! My professional good name is at stake." The Master wrung his hands in an agony of apology and self-abasement. "Here—" he pulled a piece of paper from his pocket and wrote on it. "Here is the address of another gentleman who c-can serve you, I'm sure. Dr. Joseph Dunninger of 4307 Grand Boulevard, St. Louis. A pseudonym, of course: his real name is Carteret-Jones. He has a mmmost remarkable series of rapports, especially among those who were in the cue-criminal classes in life, and I know he'll be able to find one to sssteal the sstone for you."

	As they got into the lavender limousine at the door, Sonia dabbed at her eyes just enough to prevent a pair of tears from furrowing through her makeup.

	"Pardon," she said. "I mus' weep for the poor Master. Always people are asking him to make a ghost to steal the papers or to frighten, but he is so gentle, he can have rapports only with spirits of love."

	Yes, just like Ganowoges, thought Finch; and then remembered he had had no opportunity to say anything either to Sonia or Dr. Calioster about wishing to obtain possession of the carnelian cube, and certainly had not had time to mention it to the uninhibited Ganowoges. It occurred to him to wonder, as Sonia threw her arms around him, how the Doctor had known that he wanted to "steal the stone."

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Twelve:

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	Farther north, one would have said there was a touch of autumn in the air—not cool, but with the stifling summer heat of Memphis a trifle lifted. Finch looked cheerfully along the line of his crew's massive shoulders, approaching and receding in unison as they loafed down to Harahan Bridge.

	The St. Louis Rotarians, rowing out ahead, looked good, also—too good, thought Finch, with a qualm of doubt. Yet no; it would be all right. Colonel Lee's intelligence staff had obtained accurate figures on the time they made in their practice spins, and it was far poorer than that of his own eight. He had just been too long away from the undoubting, victorious energy of his college days. It occurred to him that a rational consideration of all the factors involved in a problem might not always be an advantage; he looked across the stream and felt good.

	The "beauty and chivalry of Memphis" lined the bridge, waving as the shells slid through the arches. Someone tossed a handful of orange peels at the Rotarians, and when they missed a beat in dodging, there were hoots.

	"Back water," Finch commanded, and they brought up smartly. The timekeeper's face, open-mouthed and inverted, hung twenty feet about his own.

	"Ready?" called the mouth. "Git set—"

	Finch felt tenseness creep along his muscles, watching Rhett's eyes fixed on his own, and there was a splash and surge of water to starboard. The Rotarians had jumped the gun—at least three of their rowers had. They stopped, their shell drifting a few yards, oars bumping and voices raised in the unmistakable note of recrimination, though they were too distant for the phrases to be heard clearly. Their cox was apparently engaged in prayer; at least the name of God was on his lips, and his expression bespoke a mind fixed on far-distant things. Finch saw grins and bobbing heads down the line of his own crew. "Eyes in the boat," he said.

	"Ready?" repeated the timekeeper, and the gun went off with a shock. Out of the tail of his eye, he could see the St. Louis crew, keeping pace as perfectly as though both shells were driven by the same motor, as they flew past Riverside Park and took the left fork of the river around President Island.

	His own men were pulling a good, even stroke, a nice thirty-four, and getting a good run. Side glances showed him the Rotarians holding even in what he judged to be a thirty-six, going a trifle ragged. They would have a break at that pace—and it would be needed, for now that the teams were closing the foot of the island rapidly, the St. Louis group had the time-saving inner lane.

	Finch watched them; there was a sound of voices in the opposing boat, someone caught a crab, and the break he had been hoping for arrived, with their shell checking suddenly. Their cox cursed, his voice going shrill.

	"Step it up, now!" cried Finch. "Stroke—stroke— stroke—longer reach, Howard—stroke—stroke—stroke ;—" and the shell came riding down the slant till his starboard oars just missed the water-plants at the bulge of the island. He dared a backward glance. St. Louis was all trim again, still looking ragged but strong, and so close astern that he half expected the referees' boat to call a foul. Out ahead, the right bank of the Mississippi, low and dark, came into sight. "Stroke—stroke—" called Finch and leaned hard on the tiller ropes.

	Upstream their progress seemed cumbersome after the swift flight down. Hulbert crawled into sight and passed with people out in faded clothes to whoop languid encouragement to the representatives of Memphis. Through it the shout of the other cox sounded and a glance showed Finch the Rotarians had gained. They were a little rough still by the sound of their beat, but holding up to it through sheer grim strength. "Come on, gang," said he, "a little sprint will break the hearts of those birds," and he began to count, "one—two—three—"

	The shell leaped in response: he could feel the strong drive—"thirteen—fourteen—fifteen—sixteen—" he had reached, and then Rhett laughed.

	Finch turned; the other boat was angling off leftward toward West Memphis. He knew why, easily enough. The practice spins had taken him through those river currents and it was a little easier going over there, though not enough to compensate for the extra distance to the bridge. But the big stroke did not think so:

	"Whoo-ee," he panted through his effort, "they're done givin' up and goin' home by train."

	The gasping laugh of happy elephants ran down the boat and Finch could feel the tension relax, the run fell off.

	"No!" he cried. "They're over there to get better water and they're finding it. Eyes in the boat and hit it up! Come on, now, one—two—three-—"

	Half the boat obeyed. But Pritchard in the bow was half a beat too slow in his response and the two astern of him caught the rhythm from his slide instead of from Rhett at stroke. There was a massive thump as an oar-handle came into collision with somebody's back, and a yell of, "You son-of-a-bitch!"

	"No Flahda red-neck kin call me that!" came the response and someone shipped his oar, half-stood in the tooth-pick-thin shell and turned in the effort to swing.

	For an instant Finch's vision was full of toppling bodies, nailing brown limbs and tall splashes opening up and out like yellow flowers in the turgid water. Then the Big Muddy hit him in the face, and the world Was a coffeebrown cavern of infinite extent with a roof of rippling glass and dim bunches of grape-like bubbles gyrating upward.

	He broke surface and spouted, looked around, treading water. The shell was ten feet away, swamped, but still right side up.

	Between him and it the disputants were engaged in an earnest but ineffective effort to throttle each other, in which Finch devoutly hoped both would succeed, while he turned on his-side and struck out for the distant shore. His error; the swirl of his motion drew the attention of Magnolia the cat, who announced her presence by landing on his shoulder with all ten fore-claws thoroughly extended. With a bubbling yell of agony, he grabbed, but barely touched a handful of fur as the frightened cat clutched for the greater security of his scalp.

	His head lacerated, blood, water and tears mingling in a veil before his eyes, Finch hove over and down in the most prodigious porpoise dive he had ever managed. When he came up, lungs protesting, he saw eight heads turned toward him, eight laughing faces, and heard somewhere behind, a voice that shouted: "Better take a lift. You'll git there sooner."

	The referees' boat. He had forgotten it, and though at the moment, he felt no desire to have anything to do with the human species, he submitted to being hauled aboard and wrapped in a blanket. He looked around, more than a little grim over a fresh whooping outburst of laughter and quite prepared to award someone a punch on the nose and take to the water again; then perceived that he was not the object of attention, nor was it the spectator-boat which was pulling the last of the dejected crew of the Pegasus Literary Society from the water.

	Everyone was pointing past toward the other shore, and as he followed the fingers, Finch saw the St. Louis Rotarians had also come to grief. The white bow of their shell was on the beach; some of its occupants were Struggling to the shore, where two of them had already gained footing and were swapping punches in a magnificent fight.

	At least there was this much gain—that the Colonel could hardly hold him responsible for the loss of any bets placed on the race. All the same he felt a severe chill, and not from immersion, as the boat pulled into the dock where Colonel Richard Fitzhugh Lee stood in the midst of a semicircle, Sonia beside him in a flowery dress, and the uniformed bodyguard forming the semicircle.

	He was handed to the dock with an accompaniment of ribald remarks from the referees' boat, and it pulled away. The semicircle remained grimly in position and completely silent, penning him in with his back to the river. After a long moment, the Colonel intoned unctuously: "As this is a purely business conference, I reckon the ladies had better withdraw. Sonia, my deah ..."

	The semicircle parted to let her through. She laid a hand on the Colonel's arm, and for a moment Finch thought she was going to speak, but she only shook her head and walked away, foot dragging and dabbing at her eyes with a handkerchief.

	"Suh," said the Colonel, "an intelligent justice is the beacon-light of southern liberty. I await with interest, suh, anything you have to say in defense of conduct that would disgrace a pole-cat."

	Said Finch: "Nothing except that I made a mistake thinking I could control that bunch of apes."

	The Colonel said: "You do not tell me anything of novelty or value."

	"You think so because your sense of novelty is so highly developed that it has warped your sense of values. My real mistake was' letting you hand me a ready-made bunch of strong-arm men instead of choosing for myself a crew who could work together. Another time—"

	With a brief thrill of exultation, Finch perceived he had been right on the major premise. The Colonel would never do anything else while he saw a chance for an argument. His face had relaxed from a good imitation of one that might be visible in a nightmare into a mere stern interest. But there was a mistake in the detail of that last unfortunate phrase. The face went grim again, Lee's hand went to the breast of his coat and came away with a pistol.

	"There will be no other time for a scalawag who has had his fingers in my pocket."

	"The big mistake was yours, though," Finch cried desperately. "You made two of them; but I suppose I can't stop you if you want to break your tools because you don't know how to use them." He looked away across the green hills and rolling river and wondered if there was any way the carnelian cube could save him.

	The barrel of the pistol was allowed to droop through a few degrees. "And what use, boy, does your wisdom suggest for a broken tool beside throwing on the scrap-heap. You shall go befo' the great white throne, and proclaim that you are a deceiver, a rascal."

	"I said two mistakes. Anytime you use a jeweller's saw to cut a steel girder, something is going to break. When you asked me what I could do, you jumped on me over this rowing business and didn't give me a chance to say I could restore the prestige of the Pegasus in a field where it stands pretty low right now."

	The pistol came up again. "Are yo' insinuating that the reputation of the noblest band God ever made—"

	"I'm not insinuating; I'm saying it right out. What have I to lose, telling the truth? You call it the Pegasus Literary Society, but how much literature do you produce? Do you suppose the only reason you have trouble selling your books in Birmingham is because of the Arcadians? Not at all; it's because everybody refuses to read the terrible books you offer them. People have to eat, and they'll even eat at Basil MacPherson's if they have to; but they don't have to read anything they don't like."

	"Colonel Lee, suh," said Basil Stewart, "that dad-burned scamp is more'n half right. I call to mind the trouble we had over in Knoxville, but I thought it was just on account of them black Republicans in the schools there."

	The Colonel's head swivelled round. "Yo' just shet your mouth and let me handle this. He hasn't told me yet how he's going to do anything about it. If he handles books the way he does rowers—"

	"Handles them!" exclaimed Finch. "I'm not offering to be a literary agent. That's the profitable end of the business, and I thought you'd want that for yourself. I'm a poet, and I can write better poems than anyone has produced in Memphis for fifty years."

	"Haw, haw, haw!" guffawed the field marshals, in a simultaneous outburst. "Him a poet!" Impy added: "What's the use of argufyin'? Shove him off, Colonel, and let's go on 'bout our business."

	"You shet yo' mouth, too," said the Colonel, without turning his head. He was staring at Finch with the same chilling fixity he had given Marmaduke Mallory across the dinner table, and the ex-coach could not seem to withdraw his own eyes from those pinpoints of light. "This matter will be examined in the chivalrous but practical spirit of the old south, giving every man his fair chance to prove his virtues. You-all" he gestured with the pistol. "Make a poem. Right now."

	"But it takes time—" began Finch.

	"Right now. The Pegasus Lit'ry Society does not tolerate four-flushin' carpetbaggers."

	Finch thought desperately. Even of his own poems he could for the moment recall only disconnected lines and fragments, and with that trick of mind-reading, the Colonel would be almost sure to spot quotation. But wait— hadn't there been an old Eighth Reader recitation piece about a boy in a similar fix? One could use partial quotation. He threw back his head and began:

"Wake! for the sun, a citizen of credit and renown,
Thick as the autumn leaves, treads the gay lilies down—"

	The eyes of the bodyguard were like saucers, and he had to pause a moment. Then:

"I'm sick o' wastin' leather on her maiden eyes divine—
The little fishes of the sea have burst the battle-line!
My coat of arms now bring to me, we'll to the woods no more,
For curfew shall not ring upon the night's Plutonian shore.
The mountain looks on Marathon down by the great Greek sea,
She dwelt among the untrodden ways, and kneeling on one knee,
My love is like a red, red rose, and sank down on the floor—
Her feet beneath her petticoat, all buttoned down before,
Thrilled me, filled me, with yellow gold before the morning light;
Comrades leave me here a moment, burnt green, and blue and white."

	"Kinda creepy," said Basil, and Finch was glad of the respite, but they evidently wanted more. He went on:

"They're hanging men and women at Bingen on the Rhine,
But it's always fair weather where the shore-lights shine.
What's the Latin name for parsley? Oh, Daisy tell me true!
'Twas night in the lonesome October, and loo, loo, loo.
Through the hushed Chorasmian waste, what rises,
stranger, say? We daren't go a-hunting for fear of old dog Tray."

	The mouths of Finch's audience gaped to the tonsils. Colonel Lee shoved back his hat and scratched his head. "I reckon that's poetry all right, and it shore is unusual. What do you think, Impy? Can we sell a bookful of that down in Bummingham?"

	"Ain't no good," said the gun-mam

	"Why not?" asked the ColoneL

	"No sex int'rest. Them Alabamians gotta have sex int'rest."

	"Not all the time," argued Finch, "any more than they want a meal that's nothing but cake, cake, cake." He was flushed with success. "But we can give them a few poems of that kind, too, if they want them. Wait a minute." He leaned his chin on one hand for a moment, and then started again, more slowly:

"Work, work, work, all on the village green;
It takes a heap o' livin' to make dark Rosaleen.

	His body, dwindled and awry,
		Rests on the point of that enchanted spear,
	Look on my works and to the sky,
		But on thy turf shall roses rear.
Hit and hard hit! Beside the old mill stream,
The up-and-down is like an idle dream."

	Hyperion Weems cleared his throat. "Colonel, suh, I don't know what yon-all think, but I say anybody that kin make poems as original as them is a asset to the Pegasus Lit'ry Society."

	"I dunno," said Impy. "Seems to me like I heard some o' thet bjefa', somewhere."

	"You've heard all of it before," said Finch, boldly. "This is poetic montage, an invention of ray own. Most poems, you see, have good lines and then bad ones. Well, I say why not poetry that's all good lines, even if you take them from different sources. The thing that matters is the effect, not how you produce it."

	The last vestiges of doubt cleared from the Colonel's face. "Nobly spoken, suh," he said, putting away his gun and extending his hand. "It is a gentleman's privilege, nay his duty, suh, to acknowledge an error. As for those dough-faced baboons who betrayed you in the race which you might easily have won, they shall reap the just reward of their villainy. Impy!"

	"Yessir."

	The Colonel gestured toward the boat-house and started for the car: "Up to the present yo' efforts have not met with the distinguished success they deserve, Mr. Finch, but we shall rectify that, we shall rectify that. In the hands of the Pegasus Lit'ry Society, suh, this work will spread to earth's remotest borders."

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Thirteen:

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	The Colonel meant business. Finch had no more than bathed, dressed and visited Dr. Proctor for treatment of the wounds inflicted by Magnolia, than he was summoned to the library to be presented with a contract naming Richard Fitzhugh Lee as his publisher and literary agent, and awarding the boss 93% of the proceeds of the venture in recognition of his services. Save for the insertion of the publisher as the party of first interest, this was not so very different from other book contracts Finch had encountered. He signed gladly, and over the handshake that bound the bargain asked the Colonel whether the hall afforded a few volumes of verse. "I'll need them to select lines for more montages."

	"Well, suh, now that you mention it, we are deficient in that form of literature here, a deficiency I expect to see you more than make good. All we have are collected works of J. Gordon Coogler, the great poet of the Southland, a personal acquaintance and object of veneration to my revered sire." He paused and blew his nose with energy into an immense bandanna to indicate emotion. "Memphis is not a poetical town. I suggest that you wait upon Theodore Harriman at the office of the Nonpareil newspaper. You will wish to see him anyways about the details of the publication of your own volume, and he has a collection that gives him the name of being the second most eccentric man in Memphis, yes, indeedy."

	"Who is the most eccentric?"

	The Colonel's expression became one of outraged dignity. "Suh, not even the license of a poet can excuse deliberate insult to the head of the Society. But I accept it as the insult of plain dumb' ignorance, and have the honor to inform you-all that I am the most eccentric, of co'se."

	It occurred to Finch that he had not altogether re-established his position, and the impression was confirmed the following morning, when he found that instead of having either of the limousines, he was to go to town in the asthmatic bus that limped past the gates of Pegasus Hati.

	It was his first real contact with the world beyond that structure, and he found the experience diverting, if a trifle hectic. The bus conductor was chewing tobacco and ejecting the juice with wonderful and nerve-racking accuracy out the window, past the knees of his passengers. The other half of Finch's seat was filled by a lady of ample proportions, strongly perfumed with garlic, who gave him one or two sidelong glances as the bus trundled forward, announced they were soul-mates and tried to seize him around the neck.

	The other passengers took an immediate and excited interest. When Finch attempted to repulse the damsel, he was upbraided by a clerically-garbed gentleman, who turned round in the seat ahead to say that accepting the embraces of a pure woman was the fulfillment of God's law, and would increase his expectation of life. This drew fire from the bus-driver, who was apparently an atheist. He stopped his vehicle to take part in the argument, which had reached a stage of personalities just preceding that of blows when Finch managed to slip out the emergency exit during the confusion to continue his journey on foot.

	He had not gone more than a couple of blocks before he discovered that this was probably a mistake. *People stopped to stare at him till he began to wonder whether he had all his clothes on, but it was not until he had passed the First National Bank and was close to the Nonpareil office that he learned the reason. A metallic voice, rising to tornado intensity, brought him to a halt. It came from a sound-truck, which bore down directly taward him, shouting: "Read Arthur Finch's new poems! Out October first! Read Arthur Finch's new ..." The whole flank of the vehicle was occupied by a billboard, with an atrocious, but he feared recognizable, sketch of himself, surrounded by monstrous captions: "THE POET LAUREATE OF MEMPHIS! SHAKESPEARE OF THE SOUTHERN CULTURAL RENAISSANCE!" 

	The Colonel was a fast worker.

	His mouth opening like the mouth of a carp, Finch shrank back against the building as the truck came to a halt, nearly in front of him. Toward the curb he could see a good-looking girl in bright blue stockings who looked at the frightful poster, then at him, then started purposefully in his direction. But she never arrived.

	BOOM!

	A blast of air slammed him against the stonework amid a tinkling rain of glass. People screamed and ran, spreading from the entrance to the First National Bank, and out of it into the suddenly lonesome street came two men, each with a suitcase in one hand and a gun in the other. As Finch struggled to his feet, a portly cop in a gold-braided coat of many colors went past, tugging at his pocket. One of the gunmen fired; down went the officer, and the robbers climbed into a.getaway car, which moved off at a pace that seemed curiously languid.

	A voice behind Finch said: "You're Finch, the poet, ain't you? Thought you'd show up."

	He swung round to see, in front of a glass door that said "NO-PAR-IL" (with two letters missing) a figure tall but stooped, with long nose, thin vulpine face, ending in a tiny whisker—

	"Terry!" cried Finch.

	"Airedale!" retorted the tall man. "Come on in. Unless you're casing the joint for Lee's torpedoes. But I ain't got nothing he'd want."

	Finch's arm was seized and he was steered into a hole-in-the-wall ground level office, where his guide dropped him in a chair and himself took another behind the desk with a plate that announced its owner as Theo. Harriman, Editor. Outside the clang of an ambulance was audible.

	"There's a bank robbery!" Finch said wildly.

	"Surprise," said Theo. Harriman, with an accent of heavy irony. "Never mind the act, though. I wouldn't turn in one of the old buzzard's lookouts for anything, and besides, he's got the fix on everything in this town."

	Finch comprehended enough of this statement to realize he was being accused. "Good God, whatever gave you the idea that I was acting as a lookout for an affair like that?"

	"Member of the Pegasus, ain't you? Pretty chummy with Basil Stewart and Impy Smith, who just tipped that box over?"

	Finch pulled an ear-lobe. "I suppose I ought to have suspected that much. But look here—if I eat dinner with a minister, does that make me a missionary?"

	The editor cocked his head on one side, and in the light across the angle of the jaw it was clear that his resemblance to Terry Armstrong was generalized rather than particular. There was a general air of age and dissipation about the face, culminating in faint pouches under the eyes; the mouth set itself naturally in a twist of wry humor that Terry had lacked. "Quotation," said Harriman, critically, "but fairly apt for an, impromptu. Deserves a jorum. Harem, the bottle."

	He stretched an arm back toward the typewriter desk into which a secretary had apparently inserted herself with some difficulty, for she was a bull-blown blonde of at least two hundred pounds. "Now, Theodore—" she began.

	"This is an Occasion. The bottle." She sighed reproachfully, unlocked the bottom drawer of her desk, and passed over a half-filled bottle of Bourbon with two dirty glasses. "How did you know who I was?" asked Finch, lifting one arm with the reflection that alcohol was, after all, an antiseptic.

	"I listen at key-holes. Even when they're in inside rooms, the noise of that sound truck comes through." Then, catching Finch's shudder: "How's your magnum opus coming? Copy nearly ready for the print-shop?"

	"Barely started. I need more material ..." Finch explained his process.

	Harriman chuckled. "If I didn't know it couldn't be done, I'd say you slipped over a fast one on our mind-reading first citizen," he said. "However, all things work together for good unto them that love Eddie Guest. Harem! Fetch me a stack of anthologies. Here's a young man smart enough to know that the only method of becoming a poet is taking it in from the outside, and he needs encouragement."

	Finch asked: "Are holdups like that a part of the regular program?"

	"Only when the Colonel has financial difficulties," said Harriman, cheerfully. "It's his method of collecting taxes to pay for the good government he gives us. Now either the bank will go bust and the depositors will pay for the fun, or the insurance company, in which case the tax will come out of the stockholders. Depends on how he wants to rig the books this time; he owns both of them, anyway."

	"Oh." Finch had seen enough of politics to realize the naiveté of asking why an aroused citizenry did not protest. "But if he owns everything, why does he have to use such sensational methods? I should think it would get people annoyed in the long run."

	"Prob'ly will some day if he does it too often. Then we'll have a new boss. But he had to have a lot of cash money in a hurry for some reason and didn't make the cleaning he expected on that boat-race. Besides, it keeps people amused." The editor chuckled again, and poured a second round.

	"But if he owns that much what did he need of cash in a hurry?"

	"Prob'Iy lost a big bet somewhere. Don't kid yourself about our local grand duke. He's a mighty big frog, but Memphis is a small puddle, and if he didn't lay it on the line, the opposition might call in the FBI mob or maybe the Garment Workers' Union gang. Then the place would be crawling with dam yankees till you couldn't call your soul your own and we'd maybe get Someone down here from Nashville to run things, so we take a few stickups like this and hope Our Richard picks the right number on the little wheel next time."

	"But wasn't there a man killed?"

	"What of it? Everybody has to die some time. Anyway that cop was Jerry Burke—just a big dumb Mick. He's been making a play for one of Basil Stewart's women, and prob'ly figured he'd inherit her under rococo circumstances, in spite of the warning going around last night that the bank was going to be taken today. He should have laid off."

	Harriman's secretary returned from the inner rooms with three or four chubby volumes which she deposited on the desk. "Well, thanks for the books and the drink," he said. "I'll be back with a manuscript as soon as I can."

	"Don't mention it." The editor flipped a hand. "Anyway, there are plenty of others around here who figure to promote themselves through interest in so-called culture. You'll run into them. The motto is from Macchiavelli: 'Sequi il tuo corso, e lascia dir le gent', which as I figure it, means, 'Take your own road to hell, and let the dopes chatter.'"

	Finch paused with the books under his arm. "Oh, you know that one, do you? Did you ever, by any chance, run into any of the works of Apollonios of Tyana?"

	"The one who was supposed to have discovered the philosopher's stone? Can't say I have. Why do you ask?"

	"You seemed—that is, I thought you might have run across him in your wanderings among old books. I once owned a stone that was supposed to have descended from him—a little cube of red carnelian with an inscription on it, like a paperweight."

	"Interesting. Maybe the philosopher's stone itself. If I had it I wouldn't mention it to anybody, though." Harriman turned toward his secretary: "Harem! Put this bottle away, and if ever I get to drinking before noon again, read me that editorial I wrote on temperance, will you?"

	Finch had nearly reached Pegasus Hall before remembering that Tiridat had never mentioned having the cube, and he had discovered it only by accident.

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Fourteen:

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	But there was no further clue to the possible location of the carnelian cube, or even to the identity of Theo. Harriman, editor. The man was friendly enough. As early as Finch's second visit, the editor led the way to an apartment above and behind the printshop, a place made fiercely gloomy by dark red hangings now faded, and filled with a singular assortment of curios, which ranged from a Circassian sabre and a strip-tease queen's G-string to a stained rope, which Harriman presented as the central feature of a bygone lynching. They discussed poetry with the energetic disagreement of men discovering each other's taste, and Finch found his host had a rather surprising liking for the works of Francis Thompson, Verlaine and the French mystics. As his own dislike of these writers was rooted in a poetically indefensible addiction to the work of Walter Scott, he was being badly defeated in the argument when "the Harem" came in to end things with a meal of pig's feet and hominy grits.

	The plain food was good after the elaborate creations of the Colonel's temperamental chef, and the talk was better. For the first time since waking on the hillside above Muscle Shoals he felt at ease, free from the pressure of overpoweringly insistent personalities. It occurred to the back of his mind that if this were a world he had wished himself into, a projection of his own personality, his subconscious must be singularly sophomoric and unselective; and he was moved to wonder whether the discovery of the presumable owner of the carnelian cube were not an indication that he had better start imagining a more scientifically planned cosmos. What would it be like?

	"... come from, Mr. Finch?" the Harem was asking to make conversation. "You don't talk like a native Tennesseean."

	"I'm not," said Finch. "As a matter of fact, I sometimes think I dreamed myself here."

	"Heh." Harriman emitted his short bark of a laugh. "Now you see, Harem, why I done tol' you not to ask questions like that of the Colonel's boys. They might turn out to be Jesse James or Herbert Hoover."

	"But, my dear sir—" began Finch.

	"Sssh! The Harem has to be disciplined. I picked her right out of a circus, where she was earning her keep cooking spinach for the elephants, and she learned her manners from then. Didn't you, Harem?"

	"I'll bust a plate over your goddam head—"

	Foiled again. Finch was similarly turned aside with a witticism every time he tried to approach the core of the mystery with Harriman, though the editor invited him again and again to the place when the pressure of events at Pegasus Hall became a little too much. Sonia was not as vigorous in her pursuit as before the race, Finch was glad to observe; perhaps he was no longer in line for the vacant office of lieutenant. But she undoubtedly did possess a form of physical attractiveness that he found it hard to resist, and every now and then she seemed to feel it her duty to turn on the heat, as though to keep her hand in. In fact, it was she who arranged the literary tea for the publication of his book.

	When Harriman heard of it and that it was to be held under the auspices of Kretschmeyer & Kretschmeyer, the St. Louis book dealers, he gave his sharp, single laugh, but his only comment was that Finch would soon begin to understand why his own shelves were lined exclusively with the classics. "You know you're a phoney poet, and so do I, but most of those people think they've got something."

	"Maybe they have if they can sell their books."

	"Yeh. What they usually got is some backer like the Colonel or an old witch with more money than sense. But don't let me stop you. You can read aloud, everybody will clap and the drinks will be on the house."

	Finch had no intention of letting it stop him. Kretschmeyer & Kretschmeyer were booksellers, after all; they had placed an order for his collection of poetic montage, and he believed he had enough pure scientific curiosity to wish to see the occasion for its own sake, as a visitor to New York might visit Grant's Tomb or some other object that had become commonplace to the natives.

	He made the trip on a river steamer with a billiard-room ingeniously mounted on gimbals and gyroscopes which held it steady while the most delicate shots were being executed. But there was no hot water for shaving and the craft was so slow that it was more than fashionably late when he arrived at the Kretschmeyer & Kretschmeyer address. When he gave his name a uniformed negro of immense pomp marched before him past counters piled with cloth to the door of a big reception room, where he was greeted by a worried-looking young man in a tweed suit so fuzzy it looked as though it were being crawled on by caterpillars.

	"The name?" he said. "Oh, you're Finch, the guest of honor! Do you know, you're a success already? Charles Sumter Lewis came to your party." He beamed, and Finch searched his memory frantically without being able to find any peg on which to hang the name. "Do you mind giving a reading?"

	"Be glad to if you wish."

	The young man took his arm. "J'm Kretschmeyer. Of course, they don't really want to hear you read, but it always impresses the reviewers. The first-three-drink-room is this way."

	He steered Finch into a small room with a bar along one side, where two or three people gave him glances of cold hostility before rapidly downing the drinks they were working on and proceeding through the farther door into an inner room from which emerged a Niagaralike roar of conversation. A tall girl with a rose in her dark hair came over from a bench to join them at the bar. "Here," said Kretschmeyer, "I'll leave you with Miss Maeder, but I warn you she's a dangerous woman, ha, ha. Miss Maeder, Mr. Finch. The guest of honor. Excuse me."

	"What's yours?" demanded the bartender.

	"A Manhattan, I think," said Finch.

	"No Manhattans," said the bartender. "I refuse to mix 'em; no expression of personality. How 'bout an Iron Maiden or a Cobra Milk?"

	"Take the Cobra Milk," advised Miss Maeder. "I'm drinking them. What do you do, Mr. Finch?"

	"I'm informed I've just written a book of poems. What do you do?"

	"Me?" She laughed as the bartender arranged three glasses filled with a skim-milk colored liquid in a precise row in front of each of them. "Oh, I'm just one of the pickup girls for literary teas. I came down from Chicago for this one. But I'm very original; I just turned down Charles Sumter Lewis. He's here, you know."

	"No, I didn't ..." Before he could display his ignorance by asking who Charles Sumter Lewis was, he chose to take a sip of the Cobra Milk. It made spots swim before his eyes.

	"You must autograph some of your poems for me," said Miss Maeder. "Aren't these good?" and downed her second drink without drawing breath, "Oh, there's Smith Smith!"

	She seized her third cocktail in one hand and Finch in the other, dragging him through the inner door toward a tall young man in a coonskin cap, whose evident effort to look like Abraham Lincoln had failed because his beard grew only in patches.

	"Smith," she said, "I want you to meet one of my oldest friends. This is Finch, you know, Smith Smith."

	"Glad to know you," said Finch, extending his hand. It was ignored. "Unmutual," said Smith Smith. "Oh, Smith, please—"

	"Adamant," said Smith Smith, and turned to grab at a tray of Cobra Milks flanked by hot dogs which a butler was passing.

	"What's the matter with him?" asked Finch. "I'd say he had been milking a few cobras already."

	"Oh, no, it's just because he's a monoverbalist, and he acts that way since he became famous. Let's ignore him, shall we?"

	Finch was about to turn away with her, when his hand was gripped and violently pumped by a cadaverous looking man with thick eyebrows and a nose and chin so prolonged they seemed almost to meet.

	"Well, well, well, how are you? I'm simply delighted to see you again, simply delighted," said this individual, and before Finch could reply: "I was talking to my wife about you just last night. How is your new book coming?"

	"I'm afraid that—" began Finch, honestly.

	"Oh, I understand. Quite, quite, very heavy research and a great deal of writing. Pity the novelists can't take as much trouble. Let's see, what were you going to call it— wait, don't tell ... ah, I have it. 'The History of the Military Button.' I remember that delicious but somewhat grisly anecdote about the two Russian officers and the seagull."

	He paused for breath and Finch got in a few words. "I'm really afraid you have the wrong man. I'm Arthur—"

	"Of course, of course. Stupid of me. I'd forgotten how modest you can be. Eunice!" He reached around, gripped the arm of a woman with the chassis of a prize pig, and went on: "May I present Arthur Greenspan Horowitz, the author of that remarkably fine work on the hagiography of Salome, which is all the more remarkable for betting couched in the form of—"

	Before the introduction could be completed, another grip on Finch's arm pulled him away from the couple, leaving the man with the bushy eyebrows lecturing happily to empty space. Miss Maeder seemed to have disappeared, but perhaps that was the effect of the Cobra Milks. Finch perceived that his new conductor was Kretschmeyer. "It's old Cottonhead," he shouted in a voice that would have carried five blocks in the open, but was only a whisper amid the uproar of the literary tea. "Professor of literature at the university, you know. We had to invite him because he's a very influential reviewer, but he's very proud of his memory, and—"

	He stopped and turned as he saw Finch's jaw drop and his eyes fix toward the door, through which had just entered a young man without a stitch of clothes, but with a swagger of perfect ease.

	"Oh, don't you know him? I'll introduce you. That's Tattingrodt, the novelist. He's a conscientious objector."

	"To clothes? I should think that the law—"

	"What a romantic old notion! You poets! Do you mind if I offer it to Liam? He hasn't found a theme for his new novel yet. Oh, Liam! This is Arthur Finch, the poet. He's just had the most wonderful idea for a novel, about a law to make people wear clothes. Think of the effect on individuals!"

	"Aw, let him go out back and eat what he finds there," said Tattingrodt, in a voice surprisingly high and squeeky for the message it delivered. "T'hell with individuals and society. Me, I write books about common ordinary bums like Jerry the bartender and myself."

	Finch regarded him with disfavor. This was the second time he had been subjected to literary courtesy and he load' had about enough of it. "I beg your pardon," he said, "but if you don't mind my mentioning it, aren't your trousers unbuttoned?"

	Before the naked novelist could reply, a bell rang violently and Smith Smith ascended a dais at the end of the room, laid a book on the lectern and looked out across the assemblage.

	"He's going to read," said Kretschmeyer, above the terrific outburst of handclapping. "I'll call on you shortly. Excuse me." He sidled away through the throng.

	The monoverbalist struck an attitude, swung up one arm, and ejaculated:

"See!"

then spread both arms wide and went through a series of movements that might have been those of a bellydance:

"Tree"

and finished by spreading both hands wide and looking up at the ceiling as he cried:

"Free!"

	Without the slightest pause the conversation went on as before. Finch looked around as the bell rang again and a man wearing a Roman toga took his place, opened his book amid intense applause, and began to read in a strong Brooklynese accent:

"The swallers misprize 
A Zoroastrian cephalopod. 
Ten red adverbs 
Decry heterogamy, 
Till the Hyleg swingles."

	Whether it was the words or the Cobra Milks, Finch found his head slightly swimming as he turned to his nearest neighbor, a man with a neatly trimmed Vandyke. "I liked the monosyllabalist better," he remarked, "but he really ought to confine himself to one word instead of spreading over three or four lines."

	"Or a single sound," replied the Vandyke, "with appropriate gestures like o-o-o-o."

	Finch glanced sharply at him, but the man in the Vandyke seemed to be taking his own suggestion with perfect seriousness. "Wouldn't it be better still if the sounds were not uttered at all?" he asked.

	"Perfectly correct. You have the scientific attitude, which is rare. When you study the science of the mind, you will realize that poetry is a matter of profound emotional and intellectual harmonies for which words make a very poor vehicle."

	The Brooklynese poet on the dais was sipping a drink, apparently waiting for the bell to announce another round.

	"I wouldn't wonder but what you're right," said Finch. "I'm supposed to be a poet, and I've always found words made a poor vehicle for anything I had to say. I suppose there is somewhere some kind of individual with a fourth-dimensional brain that can pick up directly the harmonies you speak of."

	"There is," said the Vandyke, simply. "By the way, I didn't catch your name. I'm Dr. Joseph Dunninger."

	"Oh, indeed," said Finch, taking the proffered hand. "I'm Arthur Finch. Dr. Calioster of Memphis suggested I come to see you, though the problem that was perplexing me at the time seems on the way to solution."

	"Yes, yes, Claude Calioster. Remarkably strong materializations, though his range of rapports is limited. As a matter of fact—" he looked at his watch, "—I have a few minutes this afternoon, and was just about to leave.

	If you care to come along, I can at least give you a consultation."

	"Why, I—" Finch was about to refuse, but at that moment his eye turned toward the end of the room and fell on an angular damsel fearsomely attired in a milkmaid's costume, who was apparently arguing with the Brooklyn poet as to who was entitled to the next tolling of the bell. To hell with this party; to hell with this whole ego-Centrist paradise, flashed his thought. Dunninger was at least a psychologist and perfectly right in saying that he; Finch, had the scientific attitude. It was the product of mingled temperament, training, circumstance, choice and experience. If through the carnelian cube or any other means, he could escape, he would return contentedly to his proper business of historical research. Even though it involved nothing more exciting than digging up bits of clay for the glorification of a movie magnate whose ancestors had planted them it was preferable to this.

	"Thank you very much. I'd be glad to," he said.

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Fifteen:

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	Dunninger's car slid along a street of mansions that had passed their first flush of magnificence, but were still above the level of the merely respectable, and came to a halt. The street-lights had come on; Finch noticed that although there seemed to be a good many passers-by on the opposite side, the one where they descended held but one, and that one decorated from head to foot in a sheet, like a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

	An interesting specialized form of sandwich-man he thought as he noticed the electrically-lighted sign above the fan-light—J. DUNNINGER (PSEUD.)—but this was evidently wrong, for as the two men went up the walk, the sheeted figure set up an earpiercing shriek that ended in a cry of "Unfair, unfaaa-ir, un-faa-aa-ir" and died away on-a note like the sobbing of a mortally injured child. It made Finch's flesh crawl, and the medium's face held a line of annoyance.

	"I hope you will pardon this—this unwarranted effort to terrify," he said, as he unlocked the door. "You need not worry as long as you live in Memphis; they wilj hardly follow you there, and if they did, Claude could handle the matter for you."

	"What is it—labor trouble?" Finch found himself merely amused.

	The medium sighed. "I'm afraid so. It's a rather complex business, but the gist of it is that they are trying to force me to hire an assistant who can give them materializations in a strength sufficient for them to carry on pre-mortuary experiences. I quite properly refused."

	Finch called that Calioster had described this medium's rapports as "especially among the cue-criminal classes" and smiled, but Dunninger was too busy to notice. He flung himself in an easy chair, produced a pair of spectacles with a black ribbon, set them astride his nose, promptly closed his eyes, and pressing his fingers together said: "And now what is your problem, Mr. Finch?"

	"I'm not sure you can do anything about it if you have no spooks at your disposal."

	The eyes popped open, looking big and owlish behind their magnifying lenses. "Oh, don't say that, my dear sir. That is not at all a proper empirical attitude for a man with a true scientific mind. J. Dunninger, pseud., is never without resources."

	Finch said: "Very well. A certain Theodore Harriman,—"

	"Editor of the Memphis Nonpareil, believe him to be a pre-incarnation."

	"No doubt. He has an object, or I think he has, which I am particularly anxious—"

	"One moment. Does this involve illegal procedure? De facto, that is not de jure?"

	"I'm afraid I don't understand the distinction. According to my knowledge of Latin, de jure means 'by law', and the law establishes the fact of illegality."

	"Not at all. Surely, my dear client, you can see that the reverse is the case in any enlightened civilization. When a majority of the ruling citizens of a community desire a thing, that fact establishes it as legal, and the lawyers then make written records for the benefit of their own profession. I must make a note of your statement as an interesting survival of ancient rationalist thinking." He produced an enormous leather-bound notebook and did so. "I take it your problem concerns the city of Memphis?"

	"Yes."

	"Then I suggest that you do not talk about it or even think about it, as I have an unusual degree of ESP, and would be forced to inform the governors of the Rotary-Club of tins city, who are particularly anxious to placate Colonel Lee of the Pegasus Literary Society at present. But the problem entails search and seizure, does it not?"

	"Precisely," said Finch, trying to switch his mind from the subject of Sonia's figure, which kept popping into his thoughts involuntarily.

	An expression that might have been either pleasure or amusement floated across Dunninger's face, but he did not open his eyes again. "Then I think I had better send Roddy back to Memphis with you. You can make the necessary arrangements with him. As he has an extremely bad memory he will have forgotten any details that might place me in an embarrassing position on his return, and I can charge you on a straight time basis by noting the date of his reappearance."

	"Who in the world is Roddy? A ghost?"

	Dunninger's eyes opened and he took off the glasses. "No. I shall hardly have the services of the normal members of that plane for at least three weeks to come. Roddy is a well developed specimen of Rhodelephas mutabilis, variety frumenti, the variable alcoholic hallucination. After I detached him from a client, I added him to my organization, and we have found the arrangement mutually—interesting."

	"Do you mean this hallucination grew out of your client on a kind of stalk?"

	Dunninger smiled. "Not at all; the bond was purely psychic. For that matter Rhodelephas is normally imperceptible to all but the sufferer and a very few gifted mediums like myself. That is why Roddy would be so particularly useful in the solution of your problem."

	"Do you have to materialize him?"

	"My dear sir, of course not. Materialization is a phenomenon affecting only beings from another plane. Roddy is in our own, as a matter of fact, sitting in the chair to your left at this moment. I'll give you a dose of aleuinaria so you can communicate with him."

	Finch experienced a slight sense of shock. "And what is aleuinaria?"

	With the patience of a great engineer forced to show a half-witted laborer how to drive a nail with a hammer, Dunninger explained: "Aleuinaria is a drug which enables you to perceive phantoms of Roddy's type without having to drink yourself into delirium. It has no harmful effects, and all results from the dosage will wear off in a few months."

	The medium rose, unlocked a wall cabinet, and produced a bottle with a little glass in the form of a miniature brandy-inhaler. "I should warn you that Roddy is not the only Rhodelephas you will see, and as some of them may belong to the species giganteus or loricata, the effect may prove disturbing ... Ah, good! I perceive you do not intend to be intimidated by such obstacles. Here you are."

	The drink was sweet, with a flavor of apricot liqueur, and burned his tongue. He gagged slightly, blinked, and looked up to see that there was indeed a figure in the chair Dunninger had indicated.

	"Uk," said Arthur Cleveland Finch. He had been prepared for almost anything—except finding Roddy in the form of his old Maecenas, Leo Pushman, the movie magnate.

	Yet it was not quite the authentic Pushman. The features were right, the apparition was clad in one of Push-man's neatly pressed business suits, but face, clothes and all, was a uniform bright orange with thickly-sown black polka-dots, and when Roddy lifted a hand, Finch perceived that it was not a suit he wore, but some kind of integument that imitated one, visible as such where it flowed smoothly into hands at the wrists.

	Moreover, Finch was reminded that one reason why he had always taken a pessimistic view of the character of Leo Pushman, a reason of which he was slightly ashamed, since it had nothing really to do with character, was that Pushman suffered from the malady even your best friends won't tell you about. Roddy outran Push-man by a wide margin in this respect; in fact, he smelled like an old goat, and to a great distance.

	"Mr. Finch, Roddy," said Dunninger, politely. "I am attaching you to him."

	"So nice," said Roddy in Leo Pushman's voice, and came*over to pump Finch's hand with energy. The smell was one Finch" would never forget, but he managed a smile. The polka-dots began to fade, and Roddy was turning a delicate chocolate without altering form. "Are you the poet? I was attached to an artist once, but I like poets better. When are we going to leave?"

	Finch tugged an ear-lobe. "I suppose I ought to go back and say goodbye to Kretschmeyer, but from what I last saw at that literary tea, I don't imagine Midwestern literature will miss me till the Cobra Milk runs out. We could start right away."

	Roddy said: "A literary tea? With real authors? Oh, let's go there for a few minutes. Besides, the aroma of Cobra Milk cocktails strengthens me; I can work ever so much better for you."

	"No," said Finch firmly.

	Roddy started to pout, but the lips kept right on bulging outward, the nose followed them, his ears enlarged and his head changed its whole shape. The hands shortened and thickened, going down to the floor, and in one minute flat Roddy had become a parlor version of the emblem of the Republican Party. As Finch watched, a flush of dazzling pink swept over the figure and the smell became one of hay.

	"Do as you're told," said Dunninger (pseud.) sternly. "You have been assigned to this gentleman until he releases you." He turned to Finch. "You are travelling by boat? Very sensible; one never knows where a temperamental engineer will take one on a train these days. I'll have my car set you down at the dock."

	Roddy sulkily returned to human form, waves of green that swept through his coloring expressing his feelings. He followed Finch out docilely enough. Just at the doorway something loglike lay in the path and Finch stumbled against the wall trying to avoid it. In the light as the door opened the impediment was revealed as a large blue alligator, which raised itself on four stumpy legs and hissed truculently.

	" 'Lo, Panzer," remarked Roddy.

	The alligator's snout became a singularly ill-conditioned human face. "Hullo," it grunted. "Why don't your suckers learn to watch their step?"

	Finch remembered Dunninger's warning about seeing extra phantoms, but he was hardly prepared to have the ghostly picket outside the front door burst forth at Roddy with "Yaah, you stinking rum-pot!" Or for that matter, for the pterodactyl-like creature with the subhuman face and a prognathous jaw full of teeth that swooped from a rooftop toward the picket and chased it some distance up the block.

	In the car Finch became aware that Roddy's smell had changed to the sour odor of a reptile house. Sure enough, he was changing into something like a monstrous snake, with long arms that ended in fingers like the tails of snakes.

	"This is my favorite form," he said, wrapping his tail affectionately around Finch's knees. "Listen, maybe you and I could get together. I get the most wonderful ideas for books sometimes, but just can't seem to write them down. How would it be if I sort of gave you the ideas and you could maybe put them into the literary form, if you know what I mean?"

	Finch was unhappily afraid he did know, but he said:

	'Tm a poet. What you want for thats job is a novelist."

	"I suppose so. Do you know Liam Tattingrodt, the novelist? I'm simply wild about his novels; I wish the boss would give me a job to do for him. The St. Louis Star said his last book marked a new era in social consciousness... ."

	At the hotel Finch packed his bag in gloomy silence. He was beginning to repent of his bargain, for Roddy, now in the human form of a peculiarly obnoxious freshman from one of Finch's classes, continued to express the most effusive admiration of the literary life, varying this with appeals to be told just how a poem was written—which came first, the rhyme or the idea.

	By time he had reached the boat, Finch was happy to make the bar his first point of call. But wine proved to be a mocker. There was another man with his foot already on the brass rail, a heavy-set man with what looked to be at least a double Scotch in front of him. He alternately took sips from it and cast suspicious glances., over one shoulder, and Finch, following the direction of his eye, saw a large blue octopus in one of the chairs.

	"Hi, Squilch," said Roddy.

	"Hi, yourself," observed the octopus, waving a blue tentacle.

	"Guess who I'm working for," said Roddy, proudly. "Arthur Finch; he's a real poet."

	"Gee," said the octopus, fixing Finch with his unwinking stare. "Could I meet him?"

	"Sure. Mr. Finch, will you shake hands with a friend of mine, just once. Boy, oh, boy, working for you is sure going to make me. We're all of us nuts about poets and writers and people like that."

	Finch obligingly sat down at the table and accepted the pressure of a cold blue object which flushed to purple at the contact, whereupon the octopus slid to the floor and squatted there, looking up with passionate adoration in its lidless eyes. The heavy-set man glanced once, then turned, had a long look, and ordered another triple Scotch.

	So did Finch.

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Sixteen:

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	" 'Lo, Arthur. How's the literary climate of St. Louis —dark as Egypt and smelling strangely of ham?" Harriman took his feet off the other chair and without turning his head, added: "Harem! The bottle."

	"I wouldn't say that exactly." Out of the corner of his eye Finch was conscious of the protean Roddy investigating the files. His head had become that of an owl, and portions of his anatomy were cut off flatly by the front of the filing cabinet.

	"Then I hope you'd say it in stronger terms. Now honest, did you meet one person in the lot with brains enough to power a cockroach?"

	"Well, I admit most of them didn't impress, but I met a Dr. Joseph Dunninger—"

	"Pseud. His real name's Carteret-Jones and he got that one by legal enactment to conceal the fact that the name before that was Dunkelhorst. He dyes his hair and he hangs around parties to catch souses he can charge piles of dough for curing them of the D.T.s. Yeh, I give you, he's bright, but what the hell does he do with it? You hang around him long and you'll get to seeing four-eyed camels over your breakfast table like the rest of them."

	Something in the files seemed to have struck Roddy as exquisitely humorous. He was whooping and chuckling, shaking his head and slapping his knees. Finch wondered agonizingly how Harriman could help hearing him. But he said only:

	"What I principally called on you for was to see whether you couldn't give the occasion a few lines. If I have to attend those dismal affairs, I may as well get whatever benefit I can in the form of publicity."

	"Sure, home town boy makes good. You dictate it and I'll fix it up. Get out your pad, Harem."

	Finch's eyes were wandering after Roddy, who was oozing through the wall into the press-room. " 'Atalanta's Brut,' " he said, "the novel volume of poetic montage by Arthur Cleveland Finch, member of the Pegasus Literary Society of this city, was launched Thursday at a literary tea given by Kretschmeyer and Kretschmeyer of St. Louis. A distinguished group of guests assembled to honor the new volume, including novelist Liam Tattingrodt— confound it, Harriman, stop snickering!"

	"I was just thinking of Tattingrodt's library. Saw it once. It consists exclusively of the world's finest collection of his own first editions."

	"All right, but this is business. Liam Tattingrodt, critic Cottonhed (I don't know his first name), and Smith Smith. You said Dunninger wouldn't mean much, and I can't remember anyone else who was there." 

	Harriman frowned. "What! Did Charles Sumter Lewis, for the first time in his life, pass up a chance to get a free binge and tell the story of how he took Bryanova the dancer home in a taxi?"

	"Now that you mention it, I believe he was there." Over Harriman's shoulder Finch saw Roddy come through the wall. He was wearing an orangutan's face with a broad grin on it and shaking his own hands above his head.

	"Okay," said Harriman. "I'll fix it up. Your style is insufficiently adjectival for newspaper readers—that is if you want them to buy copies of Atalanta's Brut' for wedding presents, which is the only reason they'd ever lay down that kind of money for it. Sure you don't want to stay for some corned beef and cabbage?"

	Outside Finch started toward the Hall afoot, talking out of the side of his mouth and trying to pretend he was unaccompanied.

	"It's there, all right," said Roddy. "In a safe in a corner of that back room."

	"Can you get it?"

	"Well, hmp, maybe I can. Look, Mr. Finch, you know I'd do most anything for a real author like you, but colportation is awfully difficult."

	"Yes?"

	"You see, Mr. Finch—can I call you Arthur, now I'm really working for you?"

	"If it makes you any happier."

	"Oh, thank you, so much. You see, Arthur, that safe is iron. I have to throw part of myself into the fourth dimension, and sometimes I can't almost hardly manage it. Dangerous, too. But I might take a chance if there was something in it for me."

	"See here," said Finch, exasperated. "I'm going to have to pay Dunninger, and pretty well, if I'm any judge, for your time. What do you mean by trying to hold me up that way?"

	Roddy pouted, and in his pout began to turn into a miniature elephant again, with tears streaming down its face. "All right," he sobbed, "you—you just send me back to Mr. Dunninger and see what he'll do. He'll charge you fifty dollars a day for me anyway, and send you one of those sappy spirits, and they can't work in the fourth dimension any more than you' can. And I didn't mean it that way really, Arthur, honest I didn't. All I want is the first copy of your book, and—"

	"Oh," Finch was relieved. "If a first edition is all you want, it's a deal."

	"I don't mean just a first edition. Anybody can have first editions. I collect first copies off the press. And—" the Rhodelephas added darkly, "—I know how to tell which is the first copy."

	"I don't see why you can't even have that. As it happens I know where that first copy is. Colonel Lee, my boss, was standing beside the binders when it came through, and he has it."

	Roddy gave what was probably intended for a shrug, but which turned into an elephantine shimmy that began to shake him rather appallingly into the form of Lloyd Owens.

	"Don't you see?" said Finch. "I've got several copies in my own room. It ought to be easy enough for you to substitute one of them for the Colonel's first copy."

	"Oh, Arthur, forgive me," said the apparition. "I'm so sorry to have been rude.-I might have known you'd find a way."

	But after dinner, Finch returned to his room to discover the hallucination sprawled morosely on his couch. A copy of "Atalanta's Brut" lay on the floor.

	"What's the matter?" asked Finch. "Wasn't it as good as you expected?"

	"Didn't get it," said Roddy, glumly. "That's the copy I was going to leave in exchange. I guess maybe I'm just no good. The first chance I have to work for an author, and I fall down on it."

	"I guess maybe," agreed Finch. "What was the trouble?"

	"He's got one of those clocks right on the bookcase— you know a statue of Venus with the clock in its stomach. The eyes of the Venus are jewels, and they're amethysts. Oh, Arthur, I'm so miserable!"

	"Well, what's the matter? I don't see—"

	Roddy's eyes widened in surprise, and almost as an afterthought, became the multi-facetted eyes of an insect. "Why, don't you know? Amethyst is the drinker's stone. It's just poison to us; we can't go near it. I don't see how we're going to manage unless you get the book for me yourself."

	"I might have known you'd think up something like that. It seems to me, my aromatic Dionysios, that that book is pretty much your own responsibility."

	"But Arthur, I couldn't go on without it now, really I couldn't. We made a contract, even if we didn't put it in writing and it wouldn't be honest to break it. We must all live up to our obligations or there wouldn't be any security in promises, Dr. Dunninger says."

	Finch groaned. "All right, I'll get the confounded thing for you myself. Now you chase down there to the Nonpareil office and bring back that stone right away. I'll meet you either here or in the Colonel's suite."

	The Colonel did not normally allow members of the society in his own suite, but since he depended only upon his orders to enforce the prohibition and the sound of post-prandial drinking rose loud from the dining room below, the first act of Finch's burglary offered no difficulties. The bookcase held more volumes than Finch had imagined, but the Venus clock pointed the way.

	It took only a moment to exchange the two books; but in that moment there came the sound of steps outside the door, with voices rising over the steps and the Colonel's fruity plantation accent among the voices. He had come up at just the wrong moment.

	Finch looked wildly round. There was a door to the left, partly open. No—bedroom. Another in the wall beyond, closed. Whatever it led to, it could be no worse than staying here. He dived for it, made it just as the knob of the one he had entered by rattled with the pressure of a hand. Fortunately, it closed silently on well-oiled hinges.

	"So. You 'ave come. Enfin"

	Finch stood stock-still, staring goggle-eyed around a boudoir lavishly decorated in ruffles of a passion pink hue, with Sonia Kirsch standing in the center of it, fetchingly arrayed in a negligee that showed her to the best advantage. "I—I —" stammered Finch.

	She looked at the floor and fluttered her eyelids.

	"But you are—too bold. Wat if I call the Colonel?"

	So she was going to be coy. The way to keep her in retreat was to pursue.

	"But you will not," said Finch. "Could you have any belief in yourself afterward if you betrayed the finest thing in both our lives?"

	She laughed in her tinkling soprano. "So you rather I am betraying him?"

	"Betray him? You imply that you are in love with him, or it would not be—"

	A bell tinkled. Sonia's eyes went wide and a hand flew to her mouth. "He comest" she cried in a choked voice. "No—it is the only door!"

	"Where's the hiding place?"

	"Here—" She snatched at his arm, pushed, and he almost fell on his face into a deep clothes closet with an overpowering odor of that scent he had sa much disliked.

	Behind he heard the door to Sonia's apartment open, and the Colonel's voice: "My deah—" trail off into a momentary silence, then come back again, booming and stern: "Madam! Stand still here and look me in the eye. You are concealing something. Ha, I have it; you are cherishing a poisonous serpent in the bosom of our relations. Where is he?"

	Again the momentary silence. Then click!

	There was a slight metallic scrape as the key was withdrawn from the lock of the closet. Then the Colonel's voice again, in Rhadamanthine sternness: "Madam, the pure honor of Pegasus Hall has been sullied by you for the last time. You will remain in your apartment while I take under advisement the question of whether to send you to the establishment of Madam Maye Longue at New Orleans, or to visit upon you the more condign punishment your conduct so richly merits. As for that low, cunning hound in the closet—Ah, you would!"

	A sound of a scuffle, a sobbing breath from Sonia and a thud. Beyond, the outer door slammed and Finch heard the grate of another key. Silence.

	"Sonia!" he called.

	No answer.

	"Sonia!" he said again, louder.

	"What will you?" (Sob.) "I would keel myself, but he has taken my dagger."

	"Oh, cheer up. With your singing and your figure, you'll be the hit of New Orleans in no time," said Finch, brutally.

	"It is no matter. I have lose you, the only man I ever lof." For a woman- suffering tragic sorrow, her voice had taken on an appreciably cheerful tone.

	"Never mind, I'll be out in a minute." Finch backed to the limit of the closet and hurled himself against the door, but the only result was a bruised shoulder.

	"There ,is no escape. You die for air," came Sonia's voice, hollowly. "I have been seeing this thing before."

	Finch pawed among the garments. The wall was thoroughly solid on all sides. Was it imagination or was the air in there already becoming a little thick?

	He adjured himself to stop thinking about the black Hole of Calcutta and the medieval gentlemen who walled his wife's lover into the structure of the castle. It would take hours to lower the oxygen content below the tolerance point, if he refrained from useless effort. By that rime the Colonel would be in the room again and might be convinced that Finch's presence was innocent. Sonia sobbed again outside.

	Finch sniffed; there was no slightest doubt, the air was already becoming foul.

	"Hey, Arthur?"

	It was a mere whisper, but it sent Finch crawling into a corner of the closet.

	"It's just me," said Roddy. Finch could not see him, which was perhaps a good idea. "I got your tiling. Did you get my book?"

	"Here you are," said Finch, reaching out the book and feeling the cold glassy pressure of the carnelian cube in his hand.

	"Gee, thanks," said Roddy's voice. "You don't know how I'll treasure this. They'll say, 'Where did you get this?' and I can say, 'I know the author, he's a real friend of mine.' Is it all right? Am I through with the assignment, or do you want me to do something else?"

	"Not unless you can put me through a solid wall, the way you go."

	"Oh, you'll be able to do that soon, Arthur. It isn't hard. Only I do hope you get a good rapport."

	The smell slowly gave place to that of Sonia's closet. Finch had the cube and now faced only the problem of going to sleep—in a crowded clothes-closet while awaiting the exhaustion of the air, with Sonia, now thoroughly enchanted with the role she was playing, sobbing like Niobe outside.

	He called: "Sonia?"

	"Yes, Arthur. My belofed."

	"Could you sing to me? One last song."

	"But yes! How beautiful; you have the artist-soul. Now I know how much I lose. I will sing to you the final aria from Aida, so beautiful and appropriate. Can you take the tenor part?"

	"I'm afraid not. I'm not even a fiver when it comes to singing."

	He turned and took a double armful of dresses off the hooks, disposing them to make as neat a bed as possible. Removing his own coat gave both freedom and a pillow. He stuffed the carnelian cube into the latter and lay down, obsessed with a sense of pattern for which there was no justification—a sense that there was somewhere a central threat running through this series of dream-experiences, the clue of which he could not find. But if his determined wish had any influence he would gratefully return to historical research in his ordered scientific world; and he would be glad of it. The bed of dresses was not too uncomfortable, now that he had curled up on it.

	Beyond the door, softly enough to be a lullaby, Sonia burst into song:

"O terra addio, addio vale di pianti,
Sogno di gaudo che in dolor s'vani—
A noi si schiude si schiude il ciel—"

-

Seventeen:

-

	Finch was awake.

	At least conscious, he amended fuzzily, trying to place himself. Blue lake—kalpak—Lloyd Owens—Push-man, these belonged to the world of conscious-but-not-awake, like Eulalie—Armstrong Terry—status ... No! "

	He had dreamed a long while, so long it was hard to remember details of the experiment, so long it was hard to remember that Chase was having difficulty ... or that Thera wanted ... No!

	That was part of the dream, there was some psychological block there that forbade him to think closely about it or to remember clearly. He would he and delicately contemplate his world before he opened it, in the spirit of one who turns over and over an unexpected package, drawing the utmost drop of the pleasure of anticipation.

	"Watch the sonometer," said a voice. "Here he comes."

	"Pad ready?"

	The second voice was feminine.

	There Was no woman who spoke English at the dig ... no, wait, that was the dream, he knew that voice, it was ... and he sat up suddenly.

	The people on opposite sides of the bed spoke together. "All right, let's have it."

	Finch's jaws were distended by a coming-awake yawn. "Le's have what?" he asked sleepily. The man had tight curls of grey hair, Finch remembered his name was Hitchcock, or Heacock, or some other variety of Scotch moorland fowl, he remembered now; and there was some reason why the girl would stir in him emotions of mingled pleasure and peril. She was dark and pretty; full lips, big eyes, dark hair.

	"Your dream, of course," she said. Certainly he knew her; one half his brain said she was Thera, of course, while the other half demanded destructively who Thera might be.

	"Dream?" said Finch slowly, and then grinned. "It might be a trifle easier if I weren't at this moment dreaming of being interrogated."

	"Excellent example," said the man happily and casting a glance of pure malice across the bed at his companion, added, "You perceive how admirably our doctrine of endopsychic censorship covers this case? ... What's the matter, Arthur?"

	Finch had given vent to a choking noise. As he lifted his hand in the characteristic gesture of tugging at an ear-lobe, it had struck something. He pushed the something forward and up till by rolling his eyes downward he could make it out as a huge beard of grey-flecked black, curled and oiled in windrows like that of a Babylonian grandee. He tugged; it was really attached to his own chin. "How—what—" he began before the answer popped into his head—the reconstruction, of course.

	Scotch moor bird and dark girl nodded at each other across the bed in happy agreement. "Vivid image," said she. "Tell us quickly before it fades."

	"Why I was—I am—conducting the dig at Lake Van, and—"

	"Yes?" said the dark girl, leaning forward, pencil poised, as Finch gaped at the V of her dress with a surge of fully remembered desire. The block; there was some reason he could not now recall why he must not mention, must not think of Lake Van or a woman named Mari-belle ...

	"—and the dictator of Memphis, that magniloquent desperado, Colonel Lee, had challenged the St. Louis Rotarians to a boat race. I was prevailed upon to be the coxswain ..." (Her name was Thera; he had described it to himself once as "having the sound of spears shaken," and dared not tell her. She thought romanticism as bad as kissing in public.)

	The greyhaired man leaned back, slapping his hands on his knees. "You are having your troubles with Chase and the poo-bahs of the Psychological Board, aren't you? Dictator of Memphis, ha, ha! Wait till he hears how he looks to your subconscious; he'll have you up for—"

	Thera stamped her foot. "That isn't scientific, George Babcock," she said, "even if yours does happen to be the senior method of oneiromancy. You're inducing the inclusion of waking thoughts among the pictures of the visioned world, and even your wonderful Dr. Freud wouldn't—"

	"All right, all right. Apologies. Where were you in this, Arthur?"

	"Why in the boat, of course. It was a particularly clear, brilliant day, all blue and gold, like the one when Aphrodite must have risen from the sea, and everyone in Memphis out on the bridge. 'Beauty and chivalry,' my backer, the boss, called them, and—"

	"The race was where?" asked Babcock. "On this Lake Van or the Mississippi?"

	"The Mississippi, right around President Island. And in its normal semi-viscous state, filled with all the mud between Pittsburg and Pierre, South Dakota."

	"Oh, dear," said Thera, and Finch thought how desirable her narrow eyebrows arched away from the tiny frown at the center of her forehead, as she fluttered the pages of a book beneath her pad. "Here it is; 'To dream of a boat on muddy water portends of disgrace.'"

	Finch laughed. "Not bad, though it didn't portend of any disgrace for the St. Louis Rotarians. They ran aground and had a fight, but not before we swamped, I think because of Hennessey's cat."

	"Arthur!" The girl's hand briefly and thrillingly gripped his. "The boat capsizing, I know that, it's a sign of real peril, and I think the cat is a bad portent, too. Wait—" she glanced at the index of the book, sought a page "—yes, listen; 'To dream of a cat signifies treachery of friends and disappointment in affairs of the heart.' We must do something—something radical to change our lives."

	Finch had the impossible sensation of floating between two worlds, like Mahomet's coffin. This utterly lovely and now sincerely distressed creature by his bedside— Thera, Theraclia Bow, he was bound to her by old bonds, and neither the angels in heaven above, nor life, nor death, nor any other creature should separate them ... but with the other half of his mind awake or asleep, he criticized the angle of her chin as uneven, wondered whether he had picked up her name, and levelled at himself the destructive literary criticism that he had managed to muddle into a single idea references to "Annabel Lee," St. Paul and the more goofy feminine novelists. The rational half won.

	"Good God, woman," he said. "What book is that?"

	"Why the guide, of course." She held it up. For a moment Finch thought the characters across the spine were Greek or Armenian; then realized the language English expressed in the phonetic alphabet, and puzzled out: ROBERT NOXON'S GYPSY DREAM BOOK. He half opened his mouth to whoop with laughter, remembered that love has to be pretty forgiving about such matters, and changed the laugh to a kind of sneezing gulp. It was not a success; the black eyes seemed to emit sparks.

	"All right, laugh! I suppose you're going to tell me again that free oneirology is better than recorded, where we have all the symbols translated, and use a really scientific method that has proved out again and again, and that your dream just means that you're going to take a ride on the Mississippi with a cat who'll upset everything. Or else that cat is a Freudian symbol. I suppose I'm the cat, too! If you—"

	George Babcock cleared his throat and in a voice of heavy irony remarked: "Will you two psittacae kindly leave your amorous debate long enough to allow a mere Freudian to remark that you are not only achieving a hopeless confusion between the dream and the waking images, but also badly misinterpreting the dream, even according to the dictates of your Egyptian school?"

	Both of them turned toward him. "How—"

	"I noted that he said very definitely that the boat upset because of Hennessey's cat. Now to me, as a Freudian oneirologist, this would suggest nothing more than a suppressed desire to violate the social taboos by indulging in the brandy of the same name at the early meal. But I have seen you J. W. Dunneities, with your theory that dreams embody portions of the future, often enough to know that Hennessey's cat probably represents no more than a woman addicted to strange waters, with whom Arthur is destined to take a river voyage. I'd keep my future husband under lock and key, Theraclia."

	She stamped again, so hard that both book and pad went flying. "That's not so, and you know it!" she cried. "You know very well that we hold that to dream of liquor portends separation, and besides you're being unscientific, forming a judgment on part of the dream before hearing the rest."

	"That's so." Babcock turned toward Finch a face that was almost too blandly willing to escape argument by any route that presented itself. "What happened after you got into the river, Arthur—you and Hennessey's cat? Drown?"

	"Her name was Magnolia. The referees' boat came along and pulled me out, and I think the cat, too. They gave me a blanket and we went back to the dock, where Colonel Lee was waiting with some of his gangsters and the purple car with—with—"

	George Babcock stood up and felt for a hat behind him, "No, no, Arthur, it won't do. Too much conversation in between; you're not relating a dream now, but a perfectly good wideawake fantasy, fiction in other words. The dictator of Memphis might have been made to fit the first time, but we know enough about the structure of dreams, don't we Thera? to be pretty sure he wouldn't show up a second time in the same form."

	The dark girl smiled a trifle ruefully. "I hate to agree with a Freudian about anything, but I'm afraid George is right. You're subconsciously rearranging the details and covering the bald spots as you go along now, and it spoils the interpretation." She glanced at the watch on her wrist; Finch noticed; and then the other half of his mind noted how he had noted without surprise, that the face had double the normal number of figures.

	"Look, since I've been working on this dream-project of yours, I'm supposed to have dudeeceophagy at 1325, and you're due for eophagy at 1225. What do you say we split the difference—and justify George by having a cocktail beforehand?" She touched his fingers lightly. "Oh, Arthur, we must work this out—not let anything happen to us now."

	"It won't. And the cocktail idea sounds wonderful. Meet you down there—and order a stinger for me will you? With Hennessey brandy."

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Eighteen:

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	The wardrobe to which Finch addressed himself was scanty but there was an air of worn familiar comfort about the baggy trousers and the coat in pin-stripe serge that had scraps of tobacco in one side pocket and a well-smoked pipe in the other. He decided this one would be more comfortable than either of the slightly dirty interne-like cotton jackets, and putting it on, followed his impulse to the elevator, where two or three other people in similarly comfortable informal garb nodded to him.

	Thera was waiting at the bottom of the shaft; tucked her hand under his arm and steered him through the side door of a cheerful-looking combined restaurant and bar. Cigarettes were burning; there was a buzz of amiable, energetic conversation, out of which phrases floated: "... simply can't do that in vector analysis ..." "... trying to relate the proprioceptors to the pattern ..." Something at the back of Finch's memory rose and shouted with delight. If he were not back at the dig this was at least the atmosphere he had always wanted, academic but uninfested with undergraduates and the piddling details of classes, a meeting place where mind and mind disagreed happily over the details of matters whose fundamental importance was unquestioned.

	"... better order our cocktails at the bar and take them to the table if we don't want to have a lot of arguments about drinking at eophagy with the dietetics department," Thera was saying. "There's Viola Renault, now."

	She twiddled her fingers and steered him toward a bar that looked more like a chemist's laboratory table than a genuine fountain of joy—no mirror, square reagent bottles with labels of standard size and plain block lettering instead of polychrome pictures of flowers, fruit or Kentucky colonels, and a modest brass plate announcing that Jonathan Bohm, B. M., was the "Methymiscologist on duty."

	"Two stingers," said Finch. The methymiscologist looked at them absently, measured quantities in a c.c. graduate, dumped them into a shiny metallic machine, and squeezed the starting button of a wrist stop-watch. The procedure was unusual, but the cocktail flowed pleasantly enough around the tongue as Thera, finishing her first sip, set the glass down and began:

	"Listen, dear. I'm really worried. I know you're so terribly absorbed in this Shalmanesar project that you don't want to be bothered and our Egyptian branch of oneiromancy is so junior that we can't begin to have your accuracy, but we really are right quite often, like the time Peg Hewitt dreamed of a penguin and the next day met that man she married."

	Finch took another sip, the cockles of his heart warming no little to the fluid. "But what do you want me to do?" he asked.

	"I don't know. It's so complicated." The line of frown had set again between her brows. "I can't help but feel that whatever is threatening us has something to do with the project. If we only could have got the rest of your dream before you got too far awake to give it in the original form!"

	"I could go to sleep again for you."

	She patted his hand. "No. Even for me I won't have you getting in trouble by breaking the repeated experiment rule. Besides, I don't think it would help. It isn't really so much a question of more information as deciding what to do on the basis of things we know. The data are always adequate if one knows how to interpret them.

	We'll have to change the pattern of our lives and turn the peril—oh, bother! He would interrupt."

	Finch looked up to see bearing down on them a shirt-sleeved man with crisp white hair and a craggy jaw whom he knew he ought to recognize. The girl solved the problem for him. "Hello, Dr. Chase. Care to join us in a homeopathic dose of alcohol? Move around, Arthur."

	"Thank you," said Chase, taking the offered chair. "As a matter of fact I was looking for you, Dr. Finch. I'm dreadfully sorry, but I've trouble getting enough sod—" He broke off, glanced at Thera, and then went on: "— enough you-know-whats for your Assyrian army ... Hey, pastiferist!"

	The waiter paused in mid-flight and came to take the order. "Have the methymiscologist fix me up a baccardi with plain sucrose instead of grenadine, will you?" He turned back to Finch, who was waiting for something that might give a closer clue to the subject of conversation. "And I was wondering whether you wouldn't accept subjects whose psychological pattern is otherwise correct, even if they lack that one feature? If you're as pressed for time as you were over those Samarians, something like that will have to be done, I'm afraid."

	Finch opened his mouth to frame some question that would lead him deeper into the mystery of the central subject, but to his inner surprise, found an apparently reasonable answer flowing from some source in his subconscious:

	"As a matter of fact, we are. I hadn't intended the climax to come so soon but yesterday the messenger arrived to say General Zilidu had beaten the Egyptians in a battle and was marching up the Syrian corridor to join us in the siege of Samaria."

	"To your great surprise," Dr. Chase laughed. "What I admire about you research historians is your ability to remain naive. You spend a million dollars of government money, six months and twenty thousand people in reproducing the battle of Waterloo, and then come out with the startling conclusion that Napoleon lost it!"

	"Yes," Thera chimed in, "and then we in the Psychological Division have to spend another six months reconditioning your Napoleonic soldiers so they can live a normal life in the modern world. You should have seen the trouble we had with that capillarist who played Marshal Ney; even after the re-conditioning, he kept dreaming of being shot."

	Once more, to Finch's surprise, the words came to his lips without any process of conscious thought. "Not my project. You know I think that doing reconstructions on anything since the beginning of the scientific age is like mixing fire and gunpowder to prove you'll get an explosion. The way I conceive historical reconstruction is that it should be used only to throw light on key episodes whose records have been lost, or were set down by people hopelessly without any standards of observation or scientific accuracy."

	Dr. Chase said: "Far be it from me to criticize the senor science, but I would say that the historical value of reproducing in all its details a palace intrigue of nearly twenty-seven hundred years ago is something that requires proof ... I'll have the poached egg with spinach, and none of that damnable vinegar sauce."

	"That merely shows you waste your time splitting psychological hairs instead of reading the journals of the true sciences," said Finch. "But I'll try to explain. You are, I take it, aware that the Assyria Empire is the classic case of national downfall as the result of unknown but evidently internal forces?"

	"I am not. How do we know it was ever up to fall down?" said Chase.

	"Oh, Dr. Chase!" said Thera. "You're just being argumentative. You know very well the Assyrians were very advanced in dream interpretation, and in astrology, too.

	They taught us that much in Basic Science in grade school."

	"All right, all right. I beg your pardon, Finch; just part of our technique to keep the opponent off balance. Go on.

	"Well, it's of considerable interest to discover the reasons before our own civilization starts caving in as the result of something no one can diagnose. So our division started work on it, beginning with Dr. Gohi Gobar of Bombay. He chose the reign of the actual decline —Ashurbanipal's—and did a very elaborate reconstruction, actually in the Assyrian country and lasting for two or three years. But all he found out was that the process of downfall was already pretty well advanced at that time, and that the Song of Solomon was the only truly non-Babylonian book in the Bible."

	"Mph," said Chase, with his mouth full of food. "I'd say that probably his psychologists let him down on supplying the right kind of people for the re-enactment. Our civilization's toO damned healthy; it's very difficult to find aberrant types. I mentioned my trouble with the perverts."

	"Yes, but the whole point is—why the decadence?" Finch went on. "That's why I'm going back a couple of reigns to Shalmanesar IV, the last of the old royal line, and reconstructing the events leading up to his assassination while besieging Samaria. You really should be delighted, by the way. I think the reasons for the decline lie in national and personal psychology, but Hilprecht, who's working with me, is a geopolitician and considers it's all due to an extension of the active heartland—"

	"We know," said Chase. "Alas we know. You lecture on it and next one will be in half an hour, but meanwhile I have to get back to the office and want the matter of those Assyrian soldiers settled. Do you authorize the variation?"

	"Have any of them been trained?"

	"We have about four hundred in the conditioning camp now, finished with their injections and getting the psychiatric treatment. You know how it is—in a couple of days about three hundred of them will have forgotten they ever were anything but Assyrian soldiers, and will have to be re-conditioned if you don't take them."

	"May I remind you that this is a scientific project from which such considerations as wastage should be excluded? Nothing spent in real research is lost. But I'll authorize, provided you'll guarantee the psychological pattern."

	Dr. Chase pushed away his empty plate. "All right. Now there's another and much more difficult matter. You remember requisitioning for a girl of B minus CQ 31 pattern?"

	"Yes, to play Sherah, the daughter of Zakhabunash, the Samaritan bronze merchant."

	"I wouldn't know. Well, I settled on Arlene Vollmer, who is one of Dr. Rosenzweig's assistants, over in economics. Well, she's got a reading absolutely forbidding her to do it from the central board of Astrologers."

	Finch was jarred from contact with the smooth flow of- words from his subconscious, from which he had been learning so much. "Good God, astrologers!" he cried.

	"Ssh," said Thera, and Chase: "Yes, I know you don't like them, but you have to admit that they're as much scientists as we are—using the same methods of statistical induction, analysis of frequency distribution, linear correlation, and—"

	"But," cried Thera,' "the whole re-enactment will fail if he doesn't have a Sherah! She was so important."

	The psychologist" shrugged. "You could go to Washington and get an authority from the Historical Central Board. They're senior."

	"But there isn't time," said Thera. "Don't you see the climax of the whole thing would take place before he got back. Oh, Arthur, I warned you, this is the boat on muddy water, portending disgrace, and on your first big reconstruction, too."

	Finch said: "But is this—uh—Vollmer girl the only one in the world who would fit?"

	"Of course not. B minus CQ 31 is not exactly a common pattern, but it's certainly not unheard-of. The difficulty is finding one in time to condition her for the work; with high types like that the process is very elaborate."

	Thera's eyes widened suddenly and she laid her hand on Finch's. "Arthur!" she said. "I have it. And it will change our lives radically, just what we needed. I'll be your Sherah; B minus CQ 31 is my type."

	Chase threw back his head and laughed. "By Jove, so it is! I'd forgotten; and your rating in linguistics is high, too, I remember. It had better be; Assyro-Babylonian is as bad as Basque, on which it's said the devil spent seven years only learning two words, and—"

	"Look here," Finch cut in. "This won't do at all. I don't want—"

	"You don't want what?" Chase said suddenly serious. "May I remind you, in your own words, that this is a scientific project, from which personal considerations must be excluded? You requisitioned for a B minus CQ 31, and it's my duty to find one wherever I can."

	"But isn't it—dangerous?" Finch experienced a surge of longing and fear for the dark girl by his side, her eyes moving restlessly at the prospect of the adventure.

	"Oh, yes I know—" She gripped his hand again. "I might be raped and I might be killed, you're going to say. But Arthur—we all have to take chances like that in research. Think of Walter Reed. And besides, we do have to do something. The dreams never lie, and they say we're bound to suffer a disappointment if we go on as we have been. I'll come back to you, dear, after the reconditioning, and make it all up to you."

	Chase's lip took a slight but good-humored curl. "You two better not let anyone from the Eugenics Department hear you talking like this, or you'll be up for inquiry on grounds of transmissable sentimentality," he said, and stood up. "Want to come along, Thera, and take your type check?"

	"All right," said the girl. "Don't worry, Arthur. I'll see you before I go in for conditioning."

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Nineteen:

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	Finch was left with an empty feeling and the realization he had all three checks to pay; nor was his self-irritation decreased by inability to get the waiter's attention till he summoned the man, in Dr. Chase's word, as a "pastiferist." He went out, and stood for a moment in the street, idly taking in the fact that the establishment across the way announced itself as that of a "Cothurnal Engineer" and had a man fixing a shoe in the window. A sense of appointment, of being wanted somewhere gnawed at his brain, and after a couple of groping efforts, he identified it as the knowledge that he was due on the set of the historical reconstruction to relieve his co-observer.

	Hilprecht, the name was, apparently—a good name for an Assyriologist if not for a geo-politician. There was something important about an Assyriologist Herman Hilprecht somewhere at the back of his mind, something out of a book or memory or waking fantasy. Hilprecht had fallen asleep over a knotty problem in cuneiform text and dreamed of a Babylonian priest who gave him a clue that proved correct—was that it? No, certainly—there was no difficulty in cuneiform, he took notes in it daily at the re-enactment, and Hilprecht was as expert as himself, that incident must belong out of time, it had no relation to his present life ...

	His feet carried him in the direction of Third and Linden, where, he remembered vaguely, he was to take the No. 6 bus. He was not sure when he was due, but a glance at his watch failed to arouse any painful unease, from which he inferred that he did not have to hurry, so strolled along easily. A neat bronze nameplate caught his eye—

Washington Beauregard 
Judicial and Horary Astrology

	Why not? If the girl "over in economics" could use that racket to keep out of the reconstruction, the same thing might be worked by others. He went up.

	"Come," said a voice as he pressed the button rather unnecessarily labelled "Bell", and he pushed open a door to find himself in a workshop which consisted of an entire floor of the place thrown into a single room, with astronomical telescopes standing in three bays. From behind a rolltop desk back up to one of them the same voice told him to come over and have a seat, and Finch rounded the corner of the structure to find himself facing a well set up negro in a wrinkled white suit.

	"What can I do for you?"

	"Why—I—I"

	Washington Beauregard exhibited a set of teeth that would have done credit to a dentifricead. "What a special reading to convince the lady you're really soul-mates? Don't worry; communications to an astrologer are privileged, and I've taken the oath."

	"No, it's not exactly that. My fiancee, Theraclia Bow, is thinking of getting into the big reconstruction on Assyrian history. I don't like it; the part she would play is likely to bring her in on some feast of the Lapithae, and I want to prevent her."

	The dark face seemed a mahogany mask. "Why not ameliorate the contention through the director of the project? I can give you a reading but it is implausible that it would be exactly what you desire."

	"I am the director—Dr. Finch. I tried to forbid it, but Dr. Chase seems determined to have her."

	The face relaxed a trifle and the big eyes rolled. "You are referring to Dr. Theophilu Chase of the Psychologic Board, in control of projective recruitment? He certainly is sensationally determined in his operations. I disadmire his indefatigation. A friend of mine was treated with dis-consideration in that slave-trade reconstruction. It is not within the capacities of my professional reputation to give shaded readings. But you apparentively are suffering from a vigorously stressed condition, and I will be glad to submit the horoscopes to examination." "How long will it take?"

	"Only a few hours, sir, after the data have accumulated." He waved a large paw, got to his feet and began hunting in a set of filing cabinets, from which he produced a negative photostat. "Here is the record of Miss Bow's generation." He thumbed some more, frowned and turned to Finch. "That's funny, I don't seem to have yours, though I thought my files were right up on everybody in this here district. Can you acquaint me with the date and hour of your birth?"

	"The date was December 3, 1893," replied Finch, "but I'm afraid I can't tell you the hour."

	"That's bad. Too bad. It was my expectation to use the method of systemified approximateness instead of the disreputable accurate one."

	Finch could not repress a smile, or the remark: "How could it be disreputable, if it's accurate?"

	"Sir, you are anti-familiar with the basis of astrological science. In the procedure of approximativity, we calculate from the sign in the ascendant at the exact moment of birth. But where as many individuals are unable to recollect this necessary moment, there was introduced some time ago the determination procedure of assumptivizing as in the ascendant the sign occupied by the sun at horizontary ascension."

	"I see. I should think that would give quite different results. If I were born at sunset the sign in the ascendant might be the Dipper, but by the previous sunrise it might have been the Bridge-Table or something."

	Beauregard smiled. "Sir, I suspect you are ridiculizing. Ursa Major is not within the zodiacal limitations and there ain't no constellation of the Bridge-Table. The horoscopular reading depends largely upon the relative positions of the planets, and while that is very little changed, sir, in the course of twenty-four hours, very little, you undebatively have a talking point. I feel that way about it myself."

	"Why in the world do you call the new method the 'accurate' one, then?"

	Washington Beauregard looked astonished. "Dr. Finch, are you humorizing me again? The entire system of scientific seniority rests on the fact, that a new method is better than an old one, since it outroots the errors of earlier practitioners in response to new evidentiary matter. But myself, I am sometimes roma'ntical." He shook his head as he shuffled over to his desk and began pulling out a couple of horoscope forms.

	As Finch made his way to the bus it occurred to him that this singular scientist might come in handy now and then, but the reflection was cut short by the satisfaction with which he observed that Dr. Chase's remark about the money spent on reconstruction had not been entirely in jest. From the broad plain of West Memphis on the Arkansas side rose a steep and isolated hill, whose crest bore a replica of the capital of ancient Israel, not fresh with new paint and masonry, but looking somewhat weatherbeaten, as he himself might have conceived it. There were men moving on the battlements, just visible above the high board fence that encircled several square miles of plain around the base of the hill.

	The fat man with some kind of machine in a leather case who had occupied the next seat in the bus coming out, wrinkled his nose as they descended. "Nasty stink they have around here," he remarked. "What is it anyway?"

	Finch sniffed. It was there all right; acid and somehow disgusting, a spoiled meat odor that with intensification would bring one to the edge of retching. But before he could say anything, this matronly-looking woman who had been the only other person to get off the bus, smiled.

	"That, my friend," she said, "is the smell of death. ... Hello, Dr. Finch; I'm Irene Galvin, from Dietetics."

	"How do you do?" said Finch vaguely, as they approached a gate presided over by a young man with a beard curled like Finch's own, and attired as an Assyrian infantryman, with conical white helmet, short-sleeved tunic and calf-high boots. A touch of incredibility was added to his costume by the fact that in addition to straight short-sword, he wore a thoroughly modern rifle slung over one shoulder. He lifted one hand in friendly salute as the little group approached.

	"Going on duty early tonight, Dr. Finch? You missed the fun."

	"What happened?"

	"Guy tried to get out; had to shoot him in the leg. Lou Bubbard, the big red-head at the south gate, handled it. He says the dope was a Hebe prophet an' claimed he had to go into a mountain and prophesy, but you know Lou. I think he just plugged him for target practice." He barred the way of the fat traveller. "Who might you be?"

	"I got the diathermic machine here to treat the man you were just talking about."

	"Gotta see your papers. Go ahead, Dr. Finch."

	Finch entered a tunnel of boards and almost lost his footing at the head of a flight of steps. He estimated that the tunnel beyond the steps, dimly lit by a row of bulbs strung along its roof, was well underground.

	Another tunnel came in from the left. A rumble of wheels warned Finch to dodge as a string of little electric trucks around a motor unit came around the bend, bearing packing-crates, and catching a whiff of fennel as the cars clattered by, remembered that the Assyrians, "that bitter and hasty nation," ran as pronouncedly to salad vegetables in their food tastes as they did to blood in their preferences for amusement.

	He discovered that if he did not bother to think where he was bound his feet carried him smoothly enough through the maze of tunnels, and presently there was a door set in a recess with DIRECTORS ONLY on it. He went in.

	It contained a ladder leading to a trap door in the ceiling; a light table with a typewriter; and various oddments of Assyrian costumery hanging from hooks in the wall. A heavy bench held several piles of slabs. Finch bent to investigate them, but even before his fingers came in contact that trick of subconscious memory brought forth the answer that they were records—slabs of soft wet clay, with a dry powder of the same material to keep them from sticking.

	He gazed rather apprehensively at the garments, a couple of short-sleeved shirts, and three of what looked like shawls with elaborate fringes but were probably some kind of toga. No pants; and his subsidiary memory failed him completely when he demanded of it how to get into the things.

	He was just about to give it a try on logic alone when the trapdoor banged open, and a pair of legs appeared, followed by the rest of a chunky, baldish man, puffing out his cheeks with effort. The newcomer carefully set a little pile of clay tablets and a stylus on the typewriter table, made a precise little bow, said, "Good morning, Doctor," with formal courtesy, then sat down, yawned, and ejaculated "Himmel!"

	"Good morning, Doctor," returned Finch. "What seems to have gone wrong?"

	The newcomer threw up an arm and shook it, revealing bracelets that jangled. "Folk! Race! The ver-damned asses! Judenroech!" He spat with vigor into a corner of the room.

	Finch's eyes opened wide. "I suggest," he said, "that if you exercised your brain on this reconstruction as vigorously as you seem to be exercizing your emotions, the results would be more interesting as research."

	For a moment Finch was favored with a stare of distinct hostility. Then the other guffawed heavily, slapping one knee. "Ha, ha," he said. "That is your American sense of humorous, no? and it is right to laugh, because why do we make important these things? Only it, is not so funny for Papa Hilprecht that his whole theory in ruin sees."

	He finished with a sad little shake of the head and began to get out of his Assyrian garments. Finch observed that part of the fringed toga formed an ankle-length skirt, while the rest went around the torso spirally. "Oh, come," he said, "it's hardly that bad, is it?"

	"In ruin! The news has just come to the court that Zilidu has beaten the Egyptians, and what do they discuss? How many of these prisoners, these Copts, shall be taken to Nineveh to marry with Assyrian women, and how many Egyptian women there will be to bear children for Assyrian males. It is racial pollution, and Hans Guenther was right; the possession of the heartland is without value unless the race has a consciousness of its own mission."

	"But look here," protested Finch, his hand leaping to one ear-lobe, "I thought you geo-politicians always held that race was important."

	Hilprecht turned round from the typewriter where he had seated himself, laid one finger beside his nose, and assumed an expression of prodigious foxiness. "Ach, you would make controversy with me, no?" he said. "My report will answer these things. But now I say so much: these Assyrians, they are virile, it is self-evident. They are a true heartland folk; war they see as the high good, and they have no Christian scruples to rot out strength. You give so much?"

	"Yes, but—wait, no! Didn't you say something about adopting the Egyptian prisoners?"

	"Ach, du bis so eilengierig! Excuse, I forgot. Wait— they have captured Anak; you will see. I say you they have no rotten Christianity; they kill."

	"Seems rather horrible to me."

	Hilprecht's eyebrows jagged up. "My friend, you have not the true scientific mind. You talk like a ver-damned humanitarian; I could a report make on that remark and you would lose the directorship. But do not worry; Papa Hilprecht will not betray you. I continue: the folk is virile, but it has no race-culture, it pollutes its own blood with races that have the slave moral."

	Finch felt as though-his mind were being tossed on a sea of conflicting ideas. "But wait a minute," he said. "I don't see how you can say this ruins all your theories. It seems to me that what you're doing is setting up an entirely new theory for the decline of Semitic militancy."

	Hilprecht swivelled round in his chair, his jaw falling open. "But—" he began, then clapped one hand to his forehead with a resounding slap. "Semites! I forgot!" A beautific expression spread across his face. "So that is why they possess no culture-creating energy, that is why they are cowardly imitators without folk feeling! They are not a race, but a dilution of races. I see it all now. I will found a new school of geo-politics and it will be senior to all the others. The division of Hilprechtian geo-political science!"

	He leaped from his chair and wrung Finch's hand warmly. "You have saved my life and my reputation! Now leave me, my friend, I must work."

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Twenty:

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	Finch climbed through the trap door and found himself in semi-darkness. His eyes gradually made out the roof and walls of a large but slovenly tent, smelling of camel, and a floor piled, high with disorderly bundles of short arrows. Another pile would be prepared clay tablets. He gathered up a small armful and stepped out, into the sunshine.

	Around him rose a mountain-range of tents with the ramparts of the hilltop city of Samaria looming above, in the middle distance. The siege seemed a languid one; there appeared to be no fighting going on, and among the tents as though through some peaceful fair moved a varied crowd of booted Assyrian soldiers, robed Aramaens, Philistines in feathered head-dresses, with an occasional long-trousered Elamite.

	The rush of new impressions seemed to have blunted Finch's sixth sense of orientation, but his nose and that retching odor of death carried him in the direction where the royal headquarters ought to be. He emerged from the maze of tents on a broad plaza and stood agaze; straight before him, in front of a very large and fancy tent, was a carefully stacked pyramid of human heads. He was near enough to make out that this was no movie set simulacrum, but the real thing.

	"... a pleasure to Lamashtu," said a voice behind Finch's back in Assyro-Babylonian. "An honest bronze spearhead would never have been like that and sent me running to the smith."

	By Phoebus Appollo, thought Finch, this was what Dr. Chase mean when he talked so easily about "spending" men on reconstruction.

	"True," said another voice. (Finch noted with half his mind that he did not actually use a monosyllable, but the florid old-Eastern cognate, "You speak with a tongue of silver.") "True. In the days of the old Lord it was not so; he understood war well enough to know that you win cities with fighting and not by changing the color of your weapons."

	But good God, this was horrible, this was carrying the re-enactment of his story to the verge of a mania ... Or was it? Hilprecht had said he was too humanitarian to be a good scientist, and there might be something in that. Had not he himself just been saying that nothing spent in true research was ever lost? If history were a science and not a mere process of romantic dreaming over documents, it must respond to the laws of science.

	The first speaker was defending the Young Lord. "At least he keeps the Old Lord's general and other presence, Zilidu, the glory of Asshur."

	And science, with its ultimate purpose of benefitting all humanity, could not afford to let minor humanities along the way stand in its path. Think of Walter Reed, Thera had said. Science must be ruthless as war.

	"Yes, and makes him hear the prince of Kish, the ruler of Urartu, the door of Elam; playing diplomat to all the temperaments of the subject allies. The old Lord would have flayed them before Bel."

	"Tck!" The conversation ceased abruptly, and Finch turned just in time to see the backs of two who had evidently recognized him.

	"Hail, excellent Nintudunadin!" Finch turned to face a skirted Assyrian, wincing slightly with the realization that the name by which he had been addressed meant "The Goddess of Fertility has given," but in the same moment remembering that he was there in the strategic position of sukkall, or private secretary to King Shalmanesar.

	"The Samaritan slave is to be admitted to the Presence. The Beloved of Asshur wills that the interview pass into the records."

	"I hear and obey," said Finch in the formal phrase of acquiescence, with the name "Anak" striking some responsive chord in his memory, and the reflection dashing through his mind that this gilded courtier was scratching for fleas, which would probably mean a typhus infection on the project if it lasted long enough. He would have to do something about that.

	A pair of muscular soldiers with gold rings in their ears gazing at vacuity as they leaned on their pikes were evidence that standing at attention had not yet been invented. Within was a largish tent room where an old man sat on the floor, howling discordantly as he plucked at the strings of an instrument. A pair of tent doors with the flaps caught back was behind him. Finch unerringly chose the right-hand one, and found himself in a kind of passage. A gawky, black-haired boy scrambled to his feet and bawled, "Nintudunadin comes!" and voices could be heard repeating it back into the depths.

	He was led through another anteroom to what was evidently the throne apartment, with a dirty carpet on the floor and a whole crowd of dignitaries standing about, trying to impress each other with their own importance. An old man with firm lips over a goatish beard in the midst of the group would be Anak, the ambassador from besieged Samaria—a Damascene Syrian who had converted to Judaism, now that Finch remembered. He gave the old fellow the properly condescending nod just as a blast of trumpets, distinctly off key, announced the arrival of Shalmanuasharid, King of Assyria, Babylonia, Chaldea, Mitanni, Thogarma, Khatti, El'am, Damascus, and everything else within reach of his invincible armies.

	There was a muffled thumping of palms on the carpet as all present flopped down to hands and knees.

	"It is permitted to rise in the Presence," said the king, in a bored tone. Finch did so with a grunt, almost upsetting his tablets. He saw a man in the middle thirties, whose good forehead was more than half cancelled by the puffy eyes and a full, petulant mouth left visible by an inefficient and stringy beard. His cheeks had been elaborately made up, and he wore a towering head-dress that tinkled with white-gold bangles whenever he moved.

	The king cradled his face in his hand and drew his eyebrows together somberly. "The Samaritan is permitted to make submission," he said.

	Anak's mouth worked. "Oh, King, live forever. We of Samaria are weary of this profitless siege, which increases the King's days without increasing his glory. We would return to the light of the sun of Asshur."

	"I am the judge of the increase of glory. Let a trumpet be blown in the second watch of the morning then, and the men of Samaria come forth without arms, bringing with them in chains the judges who have led the people in what you well call a profitless war."

	Anak bowed to the floor. "O King, live forever. Let the King learn that sole maker of the war was King Hoshea, who now lies at the King's pleasure in his prisons. We would return to the King's mercy as allies and the bulwark of his power against the miserable Khita and the black lords of Egypt, as it was in the ordinance called Perpetual, given by the old King, your father."

	For just a moment there was in the room a silence punctuated by indrawn breaths. Finch saw Shalmanesar's lips draw snarling back from his teeth, and then:

	"By Nergal and Shamash, you men of Samaria are bolder with your tongues than with your weapons! Leam, worm, there is no ordinance perpetual but as I make it so. I am the king, and former kings are gone." He stretched out his right hand. "Hear the judgment of the king; I will establish a new order in this land, the like of which you have not seen. There shall be a king in Samaria; out of my household a king, but not to rule over the rebellious children that therein are. I will set a new people in this city, but the people that have rebelled against me will I transport to Elam and the Kassites. This, is my word."

	Anak clenched his fists at his side and lifted back his head till his Adam's apple was visible. "Hear him, O Yaweh!" he cried, "who would scatter your people, that have offered freely to sit in his shadow on the terms granted by the King, his father. Or even more; to pay him twice the usual tribute."

	Shalmanesar banged the arm of his chair with his fist. "It is said and who shall stay it? You shall take my mercy or drink of my justice; I will demolish your city with fire, and flay your chief men alive, and dishonor your boys and young maidens, and I will roast the captives alive in the flames. For this is a world too small to hold more than one will or one Lord. You have but one more word to say; do you accept that Lord?"

	Anak failed to be visibly cowed by this ultimatum. He bowed, but said: "O King, live forever. Nineveh is great; she lifts up the bright sword and the glittering spear. But there may come a day when she sits alone, without children, against those that work destruction. Then woe to that city! Yet the Lord says: he who will repent and who doth good to my children, him will I abundantly pardon, and my angels and my people—"

	"Cease!" cried Shalmanesar, but the old man's eyes had taken on a glazed, ecstatic look, as he was stretching out one hand, and he went on:

	"—shall stand beside him in the day of the—"

	"Impale him!" roared the king.

	Someone in the crowd of courtiers laughed, but broke it off midway as Shalmanesar glared in the direction of the sound. A pair of stalwart spearmen had seized Anak, muffling the flow of his voice with a blow that brought blood. Finch looked around from face to face* trying to tell himself this was drama and these were actors, who would presently meet behind the scenes for a cup of coffee; but there was no change in the faces around him, intently watching Shalmanesar. The king cocked his head a little on one side, so that the ornaments on his tiara tinkled, and from outside the tent somewhere there came a dreadful shriek of agony as his sentence was executed.

	He shook his head a trifle gloomily and made a what-can-you-expect gesture. "Let the college of the priests of Nergel perform a purification," he said. "It may be that the old demon was casting a spell." He stood up. "I go to take counsel with the Queen Ishtaramat; Tudkhalijash the Hittite and the scribe Nintudunadin accompany me."

	As Finch followed the king into the inner recesses of the great tent he could hear a buzz of conversation break out behind. The words were inaudible, but the tone was unmistakably one of criticism and he felt a pleasure that had nothing to do with the impersonal approach of a historian is supposed to give his subject, but simultaneously was moved to the ironic thought that the criticism was probably over some neglected detail of court ceremonial.

	Ishtaramat the queen was old and enormously fat; a cascade of flesh propped up among cushions, handling a piece of dyed fabric that in the half light of the tent looked Minoan in design. She let it slip across her knees as the three men came in and smiled. "Will the incarnation of Shamash shed his light on my poor place and recount the augmentation of the domain of Asshur?"

	Shalmanesar drew his brows together. "Who shall measure the folly of a fool?" he said. "I sent him to the impalement. Read, Nintudunadin, the words of the King."

	Finch cleared his throat, and with some difficulty managed to read off the cuneiform notes on his tablet. It occurred to him that he would not particularly care to be the recipient of the nasty little smile playing around the Queen's lips. When he had finished, she said: "The General Zilidu has conquered the Egyptians in battle. He brings captives to the altar of Asshur."

	"Arr-gh!" the King snarled. "Yes, captives from an enemy who stands before them in the field and blows the trumpet, saying, 'We will strive against Asshur.' While I must deal with serpents of the rocks, whose spears are their tongues."

	"The King is Lord, and who shall stand against his voice? The General Zilidu could not win victories over the Egyptians if he were conducting the siege and you the expedition."

	Shalmanesar's fingers drummed on the arm of his X-shaped chair. "This is an old tale and a bad tale," he said. "I am the King; shall I give my glory to another? Shall I sleep in a cave like the foxes while my slave is among the tents of the King, hearing the singers? Yes, and saying to this one, 'The King has departed,' and to that one, 'Come, let us make a new King.' "

	The old Queen gave a little chuckling laugh. "My Lord, the old King, held that the pleasures of battle were above those of the camp as the sun is above the earth; and this is a strong and a warlike people, that desire a king even in their own likeness."

	"The Old King! The Old King! Can I do nothing without hearing that word thrown at me? The Old King left me with an empire, yes, his to give but mine to hold and shall the same weapon both cut and grip? There must be a new order in this land, yes so that we are one people."

	"The incarnation of Shamash is angry; yet it is against himself that his anger rises, since his new order asks not the impalement of the Samaritan, but his acceptance as an equal ally ... The Old King would have impaled him unheard—and sent Zilidu to follow."

	Shalmanesar's lips drew back from his teeth, he leaped from the chair as though to strangle the queen, with hands outstretched, then drew back as she did not stir and began to pace the carpet. "Enough!" he cried. "Hear the judgment of the King, write it on the tablets: Who so shall mention the Old King or his deeds against me as long as the sun shall rise, shall have his legs cut off and be burned with fire. This is my word ... Tudkhalijash, summon the flute-players and the dancing boys, and let wine be brought to my own place. I am tired of state." He turned toward the door.

	As they went through it, Finch heard Ishtaramat's low giggle and her final words:

	"You will not so easily prevent the army from mentioning General Zilidu, Lord."

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Twenty-One.

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	Perhaps it was the tension of the royal interviews; but for whatever reason Finch could not, as he emerged from the bus, recall the details of his abode, and found himself rather inexplicably hoping that it would not be filled with shining chrome and scientific gadgets. He might have spared himself the worry. The place was a monument of bachelor comfort, with only the disconnected machine in which he had been harnessed when he woke up, the "Somnometer" he supposed, as a reminiscence that it had been the scene of an experiment.

	There were high bookshelves, the lines of volumes impressive by the absence of uniform "sets," except in one corner, where a double row of big brown tomes drew his attention. Examination gave him a shock—all copies of the same book, and the book was "The Experimental Interpretation of History," by Arthur Cleveland Finch. He picked up a copy.

	... But, of course! As his eye ran along the lines, he could recall having written a paragraph there and thought rather well of it, having wished here he could express the matter more clearly, wondering why an honestly-done piece of work like this did not sell better. There were too many too narrow-minded people, capable of good work themselves but lacking the breadth of vision which acquaintance with other aspects of culture gives, even within the boundaries of their special fields. Even Thera, now that he thought of it, had probably never read the book through. She had been full of bright questions when it came out, but all about the few paragraphs in which dreams were mentioned, her own specialty, for which she had probably searched the index. A drop of that poetic imagination so rigidly eschewed because it involved a priori assumptions would ...

	The idea struck him that it might be amusing to make up a rhymed list of the Assyrian kings like that one of English monarchs which has long served as a mnenomic for school boys. But that would require alcohol and his stomach was cold with the sour fermentation of ancient Assyria. He put the book back and let his feet guide him to the bathroom where, sure enough, the medicine cabinet held a bottle marked as whiskey and tabbed with a meticulous chemical analysis of the contents. He had settled himself and was already grinning with satisfaction over his progress when something went bzzzzp!

	Finch glanced up at the source of the sound, a shadow-box over the door, and saw a thin line of orange light grow in curls and swoops that resolved themselves into the word "Chase" in longhand. The signature box, he remembered, repeating what one's caller wrote with a stylus on a steel plate at the door. But what did the psychologist want at this hour of night? He half-automatically punched the button on the hanging cord by his chair.

	Dr. Chase came in with his usual bounding step, head thrown back as though he were starting out on a marathon walk, almost incredibly hearty. "Hail, pale Herodotus of the imagined past," he declaimed. "How wags thy world?"

	"I sat in on a rather hectic conference between Shalmanesar and his mother, Hilprecht has a new theory, and I'm offering you a drink," said Finch, doing his best to play up.

	"No—oh, well a homeopathic dose—about one c.c." He sipped, mulled and swallowed. "Ohio barley, 96 proof," he pronounced and reached for the bottle. "Ah, correct! Hilprecht always has a new theory. We on the project board were rather hoping you'd outshine him; that's why we placed him as your junior. What have you been developing?"

	Finch drank and smiled. "Nothing much yet but a rhyme for remembering the Kings of Assyria. But the show isn't over yet; I'd rather wait for the fall of Troy before writing my Iliad."

	"Curb that poetic tendency, my boy," said Chase, shaking his finger. "It will get you into trouble; leads to scientific inaccuracy for the sake of structure. Science generalizes on what it has, then uses additional data to magnify the generalizations while an approximation of truth is asymptotically approached. But what's the rhyme? Verse often has some educational value for its mnenomic effect."

	"Oh, well, you remember the one about the English Kings:

"First William the Bastard,
	Then William his son;
Henry, Stephen, Henry,
	Then Richard and John—"

	"Here, here," interrupted Chase, "don't revise the classics. It was 'William the Norman.' "

	"But weren't you the one who was complaining about the lack of scientific accuracy in verse? I give you that he was more clearly a bastard than a Norman."

	"Touch6," laughed Chase. "All right, go ahead with your Assyrians."

	Finch blinked and began:

"Assurnazirpal curled his beard; 
Shalmaneser then made himself feared. 
Shamshiraman's infant Hadadnirari 
Stole from the Syrians all he could carry. 
Then Nebonassar, a turbulent fool, wha
Lost his pajamas to General Pulu, 
Who, under the name of Tiglathpileser, 
Butchered his foes and begat Shalmanesar. 
Another usurper the throne next ascended, 
Sargon, who Isarael's monarchy ended. 
Haughty Sennacherib, regular hellion, 
Razed holy Babylon for its rebellion; 
Fiercest of all of them, grim Esarhaddon, 
The kingdom of Egypt did dreadfully sadden. 
Mild Assurbanipal, King of Assyrians, 
Left his gardens to fight the Cimmerians. 
Scythians swooped on the empire next; 
King Assuretililani they vexed; 
Then came the Medes, who punished the sin of a 
Series of murderous monarchs of Nineveh; 
Sinsariskun, the last king, they abolished, 
And his iniquitous kingdom demolished; 
For which I'm grateful as Cepheus, and how! 
Otherwise Assur might harry us now."
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	Finch finished with a beam and a sensation, under the liberating influence of Ohio barley, that the room was rocking slightly on unseen gimbals. Chase laughed. "The terminal couplet limps a trifle, but I should think With a little revision, the educational department might use that."

	"What kind of revision?" demanded Finch, the suspicious pride of has authorship waking up.

	"The use of such words as 'iniquitous,' 'haughty' and 'turbulent' is hardly scientific, is it? That's the trouble with verse: I should really have said that it sacrifices precision to emotionalism instead of structure." His face went serious and he swashed the last of his drink around in the glass. "As a matter of fact, that's one of the things I came over to you to talk to you about tonight. You know, Dr. Finch, we on the project board think pretty well of you; you've done some excellent work. But one or two of the board members think they detect a certain willingness on your part to set aside the scientific approach for the emotional ... as in this matter of Miss Bow's part in the re-enactment."

	The room had grown very still, and outside somewhere a train whistled. Finch was suddenly cold sober, with a feeling that something was gripping him around the chest. "What is the status of that?" he managed to ask, .keeping his voice even with an effort.

	"Very promising. Thoroughly successful in the psychological, hyper-receptivity for languages. As the time when she must enter the set in your General Zilidu's procession was so very near, we waived the bio-chemical, and she went over to Indoctrination this afternoon."

	The pressure had closed in on his chest. "Without leaving any word for me!" was wrung from him.

	Chase looked up, and his pleasant, high-spirited face was frozen. "Dr. Finch. As I said before, we value your talents rather highly. But it is hardly fair to any group of scientists you are associated with to subject them to the strain of dealing with emotionalisms. You will pardon my saying it, but you are behaving like an adolescent ..."

	"The pile of heads. Impale him. My God!" "My dear man, what in the world are you talking about?"

	Bzzzzp! went the indicator over the door and the pencil of light scrawled "W. Beaure—" with the rest of the letters piled together for lack of space on the signature plate. Finch pressed the button, and for the moment there was that armed truce of silence which the approach of a third party always imposes on a quarrel between two men.

	Washington Beauregard said: "Greetings, Dr. Finch," then his big eyes rolled as he saw the psychologist. He added slowly: "Good evening, Dr. Chase."

	"Hello," said Chase, getting up and offering a hand.

	"You're Longstreet, aren't you?—no, excuse me, Beauregard."

	"That is my cognymic," said the astrologer, with immense dignity. "Dr. Finch, I inferventiously completed those horoscopes, and they excruciated me so I tarried not in bringing them. No sir."

	The thought flashed through Finch's mind that he might have preferred some other method of bringing the matter up before the psychologist, but he said: "What did you find?"

	"The ingraduation of favorable omens for you and Miss Bow. Mars is in Scorpio; Saturn is in conjunction with Venus and in quartile with the Sun. Saturn is the lord of your ascendancy. The inclination of the celestial is you and Miss Bow should instantaneously get married, and it would even be better if you forgot all about this-here project."

	Chase's eyebrows shot up. "Let's see that chart a minute, will you?" he said. "It was my impression the staff astrologers checked Dr. Finch's horoscope before the project was undertaken ... Look here, you said Mars was in Scorpio; according to this chart you've drawn it's in Saggitarius."

	"No sir. The doctrination of astrology eliminates your contention. This is one of those printed forms that goes by signs instead of constellations. Me, sir, I am a constel-lationist, like the Babylonian founders of the science. That means that Mars is in Scorpio, which is the joy of the lesser infortune. Miss Bow is a Mercury, which is hostile to Mars—"

	"Yes, yes. I know there are differences of detail in practice, but I'm trying to get at your general principle. Aren't the signs and the constellations congruent?"

	Beauregard laughed louder than he needed to. "Dr. Chase, you do not comprehendify the background of scientific astrology, indeed you do not. The signs and the constellations were congruential in the historical days of the foundations. But no more, no more. The equinoxes, they pro-cess—"

	"Precess," said Chase and Finch, absent-mindedly and together.

	"I beg your pardon for the misalinguology. The equinoxes defined a precession, and whereinheretofore the sun had entered Taurus at the vernal equinox, he presently arrived in Aries at that time. At the time of illustrious Hipparchus astrological scientification agreed that the sun's vernal equinoctial position should deliniate the first point of Aries. Well, that did not do much to change the mind of the sun; it just went right along precessing, and as we stand today, the constellations are thirty degrees off phase, in a purely astronomical sense, absolutely astronomical, so that it does not de-validify astrological calculations."

	Chase put the tips of his fingers together and looked at Beauregard through narrowed lids. "Isn't that tantamount to saying that all the astrologers except your school—I -assume it is a school—are subject to a thirty-degree error in their fundamental assumptions?"

	"I don't say nothing about nobody else. I make my calculations and I git paid. It just seems to me if you're a-goin' to applicate a leonine influence to Leo, it's a lot more reasonable to hang it on the constellation Leo, 'stead of the sign Leo that's just an imagined place marked off in the sky."

	Chase favored the astrologer with a stare so concentrated the latter shifted his feet. "I don't agree," he said. "In the first place, that's sloppy a priori reasoning. More reasonable with regard to what criteria? If you mean that it satisfies your personal sense of logic better, then you're talking a kind of home-made religion. And you need something more than that if you're going to contradict the whole development of modern astrology, which states its principles, not on any absolute basis, but because they check with the observed facts."

	I don't care so very much about that," said Beauregard. "All I gotta know in my business is unless I'm right proportionably lots of the time, pretty soon I haven't got no business."

	"I daresay," said the psychologist, rubbing his chin but maintaining his scrutiny, "though it depends upon the type of client you cater to. And the type of reading they ask for."

	Finch said: "I am the type of client he caters to, and if you'll pardon my saying so, your remark sounded rather like an insinuation against both of us."

	Chase's face remained pleasant. But he said: "I'm afraid I can't withdraw it in view of the position you're taking. If there is an accusation, it is made by the psychological facts of the case and not by me as a person." He turned to Beauregard and looked him up and down with the cold eye of an art critic gazing at an imperfect statue. "Aren't you an MN 1313 type?" he demanded.

	The negro went a purplish dusky hue. "You can't go drafting me for no reconstruction!" he cried, his voice going almost to a break on the high note. "I'm engrossed in work of public service. I ain't goin' to have my tongue cut out like them others!"

	"The Board has held that exemption from experimental work is granted only in cases where the exempted public service is performed scientifically, without regard to personal considerations. I'm afraid the matter has gone beyond me. I should be failing my own duty, did I not submit the facts of what seems to me an attempt to prostitute the science of astrology."

	The liquor he had drunk came flooding redly back to Finch's face. "Science of astrology!" he almost shouted. "Why not the science of divination or palmistry? Good God, are you trying to make me believe you treat that damned charlatanism as a body of systemized knowledge responding to general laws?"

	"I think so—yes." Chase cocked his head on one side.

	"As long as its steps follow logically from the primary assumptions. Everything depends on those. Surely, you're not ignorant of the fact that in these days of relativity, only one of the Aristotelian axioms stands up—the one of identity, that a thing cannot be both itself and something else."

	Something like a glow irradiated the downcast countenance of Washington Beauregard. "Yes, sir," he said emphatically. "Aristotle is the foundationist of astrology in its scientified aspect, just like he is the other departments. Dr. Chase, sir, I'm sorry I was embalmed in the miseries of this here—"

	"But look here," protested Finch, "that isn't right. Astrology has variables that depend on the individual; it isn't exact and—"

	The psychologist threw back his head and laughed. "From a historian, above all a reconstruction historian, that's a jewel. You make this elaborate set-up on the other side of the river and fill it with people to represent historical characters. But how do you know the right psychological types have been chosen? You never saw the original characters. It's all your assumption."

	"We have the evidence of what happened to go on, and you yourself deduce the psychological patterns."

	"Nonsense." Chase reached for the bottle. "We have only the evidence of what you say—or you assume— happened. You can't even write history from the documents in the old style without reading into it your personal picture of events. How do you know it's correct? How do you even know that your senses are reporting to you the correct impressions? Assumption again."

	Finch pulled an ear-lobe. "You're defying the validity of all science," he said.

	"Not at all. I'm only saying it's relative to the observer and that the observer must obey certain rules in order to correlate his work with others. I might add that the rules are designed precisely to eliminate such displays of emotionalism and subjectivity as you have been giving over this matter of Miss Bow."

	"Who makes the rules?" demanded Finch. "Your damned scientific board! Do you think you're eliminating the personal factor that way? You scientists are about as objective and impersonal as a medieval Pope, handing down a ruling that he's infallible. Yes, and you enforce your ideas through a batch of hedge-priests, too. Here's one of them." He swept a hand at Beauregard. "I wish I were out of the whole dirty business."

	Chase stood up. "I'm afraid we had better go, Beauregard," he said. "Hope you'll feel better in the morning, Finch. After all, you can hardly get out of it—except into a better and more perfect world."

	The door closed behind him, and the recollection came flooding in on Finch. Another and a better world— doomed to wander forever through this cycle of dreamed unpalatable existences? ... But there was no Tiridat here, no one who in the least resembled that personage who had been the key to his other escapes from impossible situations. Nor was he, now that he thought of it, sure that he wanted to escape this one... . Thera. He had thought there was something slightly shocking, almost indecent, about a man raising the middle forties falling into the desperate love that excludes .all other responsibility—when it happened to Edward VIII, King of England. Now here he was, himself, and to make it perfect she was very likely a dream-girl in more than one sense of the word, a pure figment of his imagination. Ridiculous, and Chase was right. But no, ridiculous or not, the touch •f her hand had sent that long thrill tingling up his spine, he was bound to her till death did them part—or the re-enactment of the fall of King Shalmanesar, with types supplied by Dr. Theophilus Chase.

	"Damn all," said Arthur Finch aloud, and poured himself another drink.

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Twenty-Two:

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	Let the scribe Ninudunadin speak without fear and tell what the sons of men in the camp say of the Glory of Asshur."

	Finch frowned. The walls of the interior tent were cloth, not too thick, and it was no part of his intention as recorder to be drawn into the intrigues of an Assyrian court. In fact, it would ruin—

	Queen Ishtaramat chuckled amiably, the jelly of her chins shaking. "It is written that the tree that bears no fruit shall be cut away; and also that the tongue is the tree of the mouth."

	She probably meant it. "And it is also written," countered Finch, "that he who repeats a lie told by another is the son of it; and also that the son of a lie is a fool."

	"By the telling of the lie to those who know the truth is its father brought to his confounding."

	Finch bowed. "Oh, Queen, live forever. If it be understood that I speak to the Queen's favor and not of mine own thought, I will even say that the men of valor say this: that foreign things find favor in the eyes of the King; or that the General Zilidu is like the old King, who slew thousands before Bel."

	She giggled again, but it was a rictus and the rest of her face was sober. "Speak truly, you who are the ears of the King and keeper of his memory: it is not said among the host 'This Lord is the bull of Marduk, a notable raper of women, so that if there is a fair damsel among the spoils, he will not have her allotted according to right, but seize her for himself?"

	"No, Great Lady. Never have I heard this word."

	"It is bad," she said. Her voice went down to a matter and her eyes rolled till they showed the whites, then focused again and she giggled. "Come, let us make a counsel together, you and I, you of the King's memory. You have taken the tale of the General Zilidu's victory and captives. Is there among them a princess comely of form, desirable, of rank sufficient to be the King's handmaiden?"

	Finch shook his head. "I know not one ... Unless you count as princess a certain Sherah, daughter to a merchant prince of this Samaria, who is reputed to be of so perfect a beauty that she was sent to the King of Egypt as the price of his alliance. If ..." He stopped suddenly, realizing what he had said and could have bitten his tongue out. Sherah would be Thera.

	Too late. The Queen's face lighted and she clapped her hands. At one side a corner of cloth lifted and a wizened dwarfish face peered in, the eyes darting quickly back and forth. "Summon the eunuch Nabuzaradan," she said, and the face disappeared. There was silence in the tent.

	"Great Lady," said Finch, "is it permitted that the scribe ask the Queen's counsel?"

	"It is permitted. This is a great and a proud nation, that glories in its king and would be ruled under Asshur by one greater than themselves, the incarnation of the god. If the King be a mighty man of valor, who slaughters by thousands and tens of thousands the enemies, and winds out their entrails around the altar of Nergal—well. Such an one they understood; they would do so if they were great. Such an one was my lord, the Old King."

	She stopped, her eyes rolled again, and when she spoke, it was almost in a whisper. "Such an one is the King's turtan, Zilidu, the great captain. But not my son, King Shalmanesar ..."

	"My lord, the King," observed Finch diplomatically, "is of greater mind than to exalt himself. He thinks of the glory of Asshur before that of Shalmanesar."

	She focused a quick glance on him, and then giggled. "Who taught you so much, slave? Yet I suppose a fool might read the design; to unite in one realm under Asshur all peoples and tongues from the sea of the Chaldees to that of the Egyptians. Any fool but these foolish fighting men, who since they may drink death tomorrow, have no thought but for the glory of today and those that lead them to it." Her voice dropped again. "There is a fear of me; I remember how my lord, the Old King, dealt with Nabonassar, in the days before he was King."

	"And you think that General Zilidu—"

	"Must be brought low." The queen tittered again. "Oh, not with the spear. The camp is full of Zilidus. Listen scribe, wise man, memory, and I will tell you a thing: there is a way a man may prove himself above others and their master, though he may not so much as heard the trumpet blow. If they say 'Behold, he leads every woman to the couch,' they will also say, 'He is a great lord and greatly to be praised.' Only a dead king is loved for his achievement as a ruler; but a living one for those as a soldier or a lecher."

	There was a small sound behind Finch, and he turned in time to see a man who was evidently Nabuzaradan the eunuch going down in his prostration.

	"It is permitted to rise," said Ishtaramat. The eunuch had not the usual fatness of his kind, except about the white hands, clinking with wrist-rings, and about the greasy face. Gazing at the small eyes and the line from nose-base to mouth, Finch thought he could not trust such a fellow as far as an oyster can climb a tree, and caught himself wondering what Nabuzaradan had been in the outer world, before being conditioned into a eunuch of Shalmanesar's court. Something unpleasant—

	"... a certain Sherah, princess of Samaria," the Queen was saying. "When the General Zilidu presents himself before the Lord of Asshur, after he has had his wine, let her be of the general's train."

	The eunuch bowed. "O Queen, live forever. But it is not the custom to bring women in the train—"

	She interrupted him with a giggle. "I charge you with it. The last man who failed me was flayed alive."

	A pearl of sweat glistened on the greasy forehead. "It is done, Great Lady."

	"Without veil. You may go." She clapped her hands again, and when the dwarf face appeared, said: "The astrologer, Shamsuabi."

	Finch was far too interested in this specimen of court control to want to miss any of it, but for the record, he said: "Great Lady, is it desired that I withdraw?"

	"Nay." She breathed through her mouth, a breath that ended in the usual titter. "Have I not said: 'We will make a counsel together?' A thing may come out of this; it is good that the queen's counsellor should know too much of her counsel to tell any of it to others, and enough so that he may stand in her place before the judgment seat."

	Finch found the silence that followed slightly oppressive. He shifted his feet and wondered, as he had over Nabuzaradan, what this rather sinister matriarch had been before Dr. Theophilus Chase put her through his conditioning routine. She was too convincingly living her part for it to be something merely assumed under any process of indoctrination, an actor's role. Perhaps— Finch glanced at the fat, passive face with its heavy-lidded eyes, waiting with that expression which seemed to hold nothing but serene good nature—perhaps she was the victim of some such experiences as himself, wandering down endless corridors of existence, under some obscure compulsion to be another individuality ...

	"It is an honor to an old woman that the favorite of the gods will give his time to visit her," said Ishtaramat.

	"It is an honor to this incompetent interpreter of the signs of heaven that the Great Lady should ask for him," replied the astrologer, and rose from his obeisance to reveal that remarkable thing, a clean-shaven face, with a hooked promontory of a nose between deep-set eyes. He waited respectively and it was the Queen who spoke next:

	"Has the Knower of the Stars cast the horoscope for this siege?"

	There was the faintest flicker of expression on Shamsuabi's face, instantly ironed out to smoothness. "Only partially, Great Lady. The task is long. Dilbat holds the sky at sunset and that is good, but Ninib tarries in the Waterman, and that is bad. The siege is arduous."

	She chuckled. "The Keeper of the Gates is more discreet than to say clearly, 'It is thus; the gods will it.' Yet shall it not be remembered that Shamsuabi the astrologer foretold the victory of General Zilidu over the Egyptians?"

	The man bowed. "Not I, Great Lady, but the stars. Marduk was strong, being in the Archer. But now—"

	She cut him short with an uplifted hand. "But now one must go before my Lord, the King, with an uncertain word. I remember a certain Asmaradan, an astrologer before My Lord, the King, whose eyes were gouged out with hot irons when he gave to one of the general's glory, but to the king, troubles. Is not today the day of prediction?"

	"I serve the truth, Great Lady, which hot irons and eye gouges cannot change."

	"Yet truth wears many garments, of which a wise man will present her in the most attractive. Gome, is it not true that in this Samaria there was damsel so beautiful as to be called the luck of the city, who could be given to the King of Egypt as the price of his alliance? Is it not true that she is even now in the train of General Zilidu? It would be a good thing if the stars said, as men also say, that he who possesses the princess shall also possess the city." She giggled. "See, how I have done a tiling for you. Here is a true prediction, yet one that will advance you with my Lord, the Bang."

	Once more that expression, rapid and enigmatic, flashed across the face of Shamsuabi. But he hid with a bow, and said: "The thanks of her slave to the Great Lady under Ishtar."

	"It is permitted to withdraw; and to the scribe Nintudunadin also, who has all our counsel"

	She wasn't overlooking a single bet, thought Finch, as he made his way toward the tent of the trap-door and his relief by Hilprecht The geo-politician was already in costume, pacing to and fro in the narrow room and shaking his head as Finch came down the ladder.

	"What gives?" he greeted Finch. "I hear those shoutings."

	"I think Zilidu's army must have come in," said Finch, "but I was held up by Queen Ishtaramat and didn't get to see the show."

	"Ach! My friend, you are a phenomenon. I do not understand; the great events come, a parade of victorious armies, and you miss it to make attendance to this fat old woman."

	Finch grinned: "The fat old woman was worth a little attendance this time. She's up to tricks." And he recounted the queen's interviews with Nabuzaradan and the astrologer.

	"So!" said Hilprecht. "She is useful, that queen; she makes things happen. You see what comes? Zilidu cannot give up this wench; she is his trophy. Doch, things will now occur. But do such details matter? No, they are of the purest sentimental interest which is not significant in the chain of historical events. Your approach is too personal ..." He stopped and jagged one thick eyebrow upward. "I remind myself. What troubles have you been making, my friend?"

	"I don't know. What do you mean?"

	"Ah! I hear a word here and there, and Papa Hilprecht is not so foolish. A word to the wise men is not barking against the wrong boat, according to your English proverb. I tell it because you are saving my theory, in friendship. Beware yourself! They discuss in the general board that you should be declared unscientific because you lose your judgment over a woman, a nanny-goat. There is also a black, who claims to be an astrologer, by the gate waiting."

	The weight of the world came down on Finch's shoulders. "Oh, good heavens!" he said. "Do you mind if I don't type out these notes till I've seen him?"

	Hilprecht assumed the expression of a disapproving but indulgent father, and held up one finger. "It is not right, but for once, go. I will omit to report."

	The visitor was Beauregard, all right, looking very large and rather menacing in the red rays of a setting sun, just outside the wooden tunnel. The guard on duty, a burly individual with a red beard and an inexplicable odor of perfume, was looking at the visitor suspiciously. But Beauregard was smilingly polite:

	"Dr. Finch, sir, indeed I am delighted to encounter you. I hope and trust your project is proceedifying in a magnificent manner."

	"It's going along all right. What can I do for you?"

	"For me in person? Nothing, nothing at all, Dr. Finch." He waved large hands and seemed for the moment a trifle nonplused.

	"Oh. I was under the impression that you would hardly have come out here merely to say good-evening."

	"As a matter of factuality, you are correct, perfectly correct. I came because of my reading of the stars which demonstrates that as a pronounced Saggitarius type, you have the ideal of the promotion of justice."

	"Naturally. How does that affect your visit here, my sable sibyl?"

	"Sir!" There was enormous dignity in the face presented to him. "I am victimated by dense injustice." He lowered his voice and with a glance at the guard, added in a stage whisper: "A certain doctor has brought impeachment proceedings on the ground of casting a false horoscope. Yes sir."

	"Was the horoscope false?" he asked.

	"No sir! That is the point. The whole signification of it according to varitudinous systems is that you and Miss Bow is in distinctivized danger."

	Finch frowned, looking away toward one of the service buses that was just drawing up near the entrance, acutely conscious of a sense of responsibility for this pathetic and ridiculous creature. And yet, in that last stormy interview with Chase, Beauregard had certainly shown every indication of ratting, placing all the blame for the incident on him.

	"What do you want me to do?" he temporized.

	"Sir, the situation is almost indefeasible. But we have a resource. We can apply to the Numerological Institute, which has seniorization even above Dr. Chase's department, due to its newness. I observe that you and Miss Bow are both Nines, while Dr. Chase, as a Seven, entertains a naturalized antipathetic polarity—"

	"The inhabitants of Skye," Finch interrupted him gravely, "take in each other's washing, and I am delighted to hear that astrologers patronize numerologists."

	Beauregard's features withered. "If you don't, by gollies, I'm gonna have to tell the board you put me up to it, tha's all. Dr. Chase, he'll—"

	He came to a stop suddenly, gazing at two men in gray uniforms who had separated themselves from the little group getting off the bus, and were talking to the guard. The latter was pointing toward Beauregard. "Thanks," said the two, and came over.

	One of them addressed the astrologer. "Are you Washington Beauregard? ... Assignment Division, Department of Psychology. You have been chosen for an assignment in the reconstruction project on Assyrian history. Sorry to rush you, but I'm afraid you'll have to come over to the conditioning laboratory right away."

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Twenty-Three:

	The telephone was ringing. Finch came back to consciousness like a swimmer, from fathomless black depths down, feeling toward the light. It seemed that in the few seconds between impulse and waking, he had flashed through a dozen existences, in which were mingled figures bright with color, but who had no time to speak, so rapidly did they flow past. Yet he knew them through some inner process; the young one with the sardonic smile was named Lloyd Owens, and the little man who gibbered and held up two hairs between thumb and forefinger was Orford Max, a cigarmaker, and the tall one with the gold-covered uniform would be a dream-creature bearing the name of Hyperion Weems ...

	He switched on the bed light and picked up the phone. "Finch speaking."

	"I have an urgent teletype message for you. Dated from Historical Project 442. It reads as follows: 'Reception of General Zil—Zilidu will be held in first watch tonight. If you wish to see event should come-at once.' Message ends. Signed Hilprecht."

	"Thank you," said Finch and pulled himself out of bed, sleepily cursing the Assyrian habit of conducting important state receptions after the midnight meal, then sleeping all day. A knotted shoestring delayed him; he plucked at it impatiently and broke a fingernail with a little sharp stab of pain that brought him fully awake, the thought of Thera tearing inextinguishably at his mind. If there were only some escape into those bright corridors of dream, where problems solved themselves without an aftertaste of regret ... !

	As he was changing his clothes in the directors room beneath the tent of the arrows, he could already hear a roar of many voices above, excited and triumphant The tent-flap had not been so tightly drawn as to exclude light.; tall red gleams and shadows danced across the interior, as from a burning town. There was a rush of feet and an excited babble of words outside.

	He stepped out into a plaza crowded with soldiers and camp-followers, at least half of them carrying torches which reflected redly on bronze fish-scale armor and weapons, all milling around arid shouting confusedly. New heads had been added to the ghastly collection before the royal tent; Finch had to push and cry, "Way for the king's scribe!" to get through the cheerful press milling around the structure. Off at one side was the tent of worship, and from it there rose into the gaps of sound the mournful, repeated iteration of a hymn to Nergal: "Oh, Lord of Death, the sad path lieth dreary, Evil encompasseth us, and we grow weary—" Finch caught himself humming the melancholy minors of the air as he made his way past the guard into the royal tent. Within and beyond the entrance-chamber, several of the hanging walls had been looped back, so that much of the interior area was thrown together into one big hall. Torch-bearers in a double row lined the sides, and in front of them, officers and court dignitaries were conversing energetically. But the central space was clear in a long lane down to the end, where Shalmanesar sat on his throne. Finch saw him in profile as his head cocked a little to one side, and his expression sullen, he was conversing with someone just behind him. Shamsuabi, the astrologer.

	Outside, the clamor increased to a climax in a terrific blatting of trumpets. A tall man next to Finch, trembling with excitement, said: "He comes!" The trumpets died, leaving behind a few voices that finished sentences into an enormous silence, and from the doorway a voice thundered:

	"The triumphant general, the turtan Zilidu!"

	The trumpets all blew again. The curtained doorway swung back to reveal crowd of figures in the torchlight, of whom the foremost, a smallish man, glittering in gold and dark red, fell on his face and bumped his forehead on the floor. Shalmanesar's voice said thinly: "It is permitted to rise."

	The man got up slowly, and Finch could not suppress a cry as recognition and memory flooded in on him together.

	The face was the face of Tiridat-Terry-Theodore; and around General Zilidu's neck, on a silver chain and clasped in a silver claw, hung the carnelian cube.

	"Incarnation of Asshur!" said the general in measured tones. "In the name of Marduk and Bel, I have been victorious over the Egyptians."

	He prostrated himself again, then without waiting for the royal permission, rose and began to advance slowly toward the throne, followed by the motley procession that had come with him to the door of the tent. Shalmanesar watched, chin in hand, and brooding. There were blacks in the procession, their eyes rolling, and a couple of Egyptians with the tall headdresses and short, square-cut beards of the inscriptions, their hands bound, urged along by proddings with spears in the hands of guards. Toward the middle of the group there seemed to be some momentary argument at the door of the tent and people stumbled as they were pushed.

	Finch's eye was drawn to the disturbance, and as the procession swept past him, he saw the cause—a woman in flowing garments, her hands held before her, bound in that position by a small golden chain. It was—

	"Thera!" he cried, and reached out a hand to detain her.

	She turned toward him a woebegone face. "Sir," she said, "it k not well thought on to mock a prisoner and a woman." There was not the slightest sign of recognition in the black eyes. "But don't you-—"

	The trumpets let go again, there was a chorus of shouts, and a guard barred Finch from the girl with the haft of a spear. The procession came to a halt and a bull-necked silentiary bellowed: "The Glory of Asshur speaks!"

	Finch could not see the throne for the number of people who had crowded in between, but he could hear the King's voice, clear and a trifle sharp:

	"The Incarnation thanks you, turtan Zilidu, for your victorious campaign. Hear the judgment of the King and let it be written: an extraordinary sacrifice of thanksgiving to the warrior-gods shall be made; and to each of the men of the triumphant army shall be distributed eleven pieces of silver in addition to his booty."

	The officers behind Zilidu burst into an uproar of pleasure and clashed their weapons, but the silentiary brought them to a halt, and Shalmanesar went on:

	"And now, O Zilidu, I ask, am I not King under Asshur? Is it not to me there shall be offered the first-fruits of conquest? Am I not the God-on-Earth? Is it not true, as men say, that there is among the prisoners, a certain Princess of Samaria?"

	The general's words came, quite small and as though forced from him: "O King, live forever. There is such an one."

	"Let her be brought forward."

	Heads turned, people pushed to one side, and Finch saw the guard drag Thera away from him into the presence of Shalmanesar. "My God!" he said aloud and in English. "The flutes and dancing boys,"

	Only the tall man beside him seemed to notice. He bent down to whisper: "Sssh! The turtan takes his own revenges without need of spells."

	Up at the front of the tent Thera had been forced to her knees and Shalmanesar was examining her critically. Finally he said: "The wench is fair. Let her be enrolled among the King's handmaidens." He stood up and raised his hand. "The audience is finished."

	There was another trumpet-toot, and Finch struggled in the rush for the door of the tent, thinking furiously. If he could stop the reconstruction before—no, probably it would be too late for that, the thing was too near its climax and Hilprecht would protest. Or somehow get the girl out of there—would she ever recognize him again after that damned psychological conditioning? What did the presence of Tiridat and the carnelian cube mean? If he could get it, would Thera—

	A hand fell on his arm, and he found himself looking into the face of Tudkhalijash the Hittite, friendly under the flickering torch-glint. He would rather have seen almost anyone else.

	"A notable feasting!" declared the functionary. "I have arranged that meat shall be eaten. Come and view the banquet-table."

	"Perhaps later. I have an errand." "It will then be too late. The feasting begins with the rising sun, and it is near." He gripped Finch's arm and steered him through the jostling soldiers, happy over their promised wealth, toward a tent nearly as large as Shalmanesar's headquarters. As they swung round a group of spearmen who were sharing a skin of wine, Finch collided with a petticoated slave, who had something over his shoulder.

	The man stumbled and the something came down with a thump.

	Finch made out that it was a large cage, with poles fastened to it for carrying. Torchlight caught a yellow gleam inside and he bent close in the uncertain light to see what it was, steadying himself with a hand at one edge. A young lion with its mane just beginning to sprout, looking like an oversize but amiable tomcat.

	"The tartan's present to the King, Lord," said one of the slaves.

	Finch turned to answer, and in that moment there was the flash of a yellow claw, one-third seen. He yelped with pain, drawing away a hand with a three-inch slash from which the blood welled darkly.

	"Let the beast be taken by Lilu!" he cried, with thoughts of blood-poisoning floating through his mind.

	"Come," said Tudkhalijash, "and let us seek the King's magician."

	"Nay, rather will I get my amulet against lions," said Finch, trying in one movement to get free of the detaining grasp and to wrap the injured member in a fold of his skirt-like garment. There would be iodine in the director's room.

	The too-friendly chamberlain clung to his arm. "Yet this is a great good luck, Nintudunadin, To be touched by the King's own lion is a portent of some notable event. You should seek a soothsayer."

	He could not get rid of the man, and the torn hand throbbed as he made his way through the crowd in the plaza. In desperation Finch said: "Perhaps after all it would be better to have Burnipal the magician. Could he come to me in my tent?"

	They were at the door. "I will bring him faster than eagles," said the Hittite and was gone.

	Finch fumbled, won the ladder. Under a decent electric light the gash was less serious than he had imagined at first, but it was an unhandy business getting a bandage on it, and then he had to change robes.

	As he swung the trap-door into position at the top of the ladder, he heard a cough, then a voice, somewhere just outside the tent. "Speak without fear, slave, and show what is in your liver."

	It was Zilidu's voice, Tiridat's; he could not miss it. Finch softly lowered the trap-door into place and listened. Another voice answered.

	"Lord I must tell you a thing. It nearly concerns the Glory of Asshur."

	The other voice was also familiar, though for the moment Finch could not place it.

	"Tell it then to the King or his counsellors, whose servant am I. You ox! Do you think to trap me, so that the Lady Ishtaramat may carry tales to the King?"

	"Nay, Lord, but hear me—" The other voice, he had it now; Nabuzaradan the eunuch. "There are those who serve the family of the Old King because they must, yet would rather serve his ways, even in the hands of those who are not his blood, because the ways they love. It is the matter concerning the Samarian Princess, Lord."

	There was a momentary silence outside the tent. Then Zilidu said in a changed and slightly gruffer voice: "What of her, then?"

	"There has been a prophecy made before the King, and the world knows it, that whoso is to possess this city of Samaria must first possess its princess."

	"I have heard—"

	The voice cut off as there was a clink of something metallic at the other side of the tent and a high-pitched voice called: "Burnipal the King's magician would enter unto Nintudunadin the scribe."

	Finch hung paralyzed for a second as behind the tent where the colloquy had gone on, there was the sound of a quick step, then silence. At the other side the flap was pulled back to admit a jolly, clean-shaven man with a slave who bore a tripod and various other properties, and a censer in which burned a fire of camel-dung.

	"I come to bless and for the removal of evils," said the wizard sententiously. "Lie down. Let your soul be at peace. Let the tripod be set up, the frankincense ignited, and let the bowl be filled with the purest water."

	He waved his hands gracefully to and fro, muttering prayers in the archaic language of the hymns, while the slave followed his instructions and Finch composed himself with as much patience as he could muster. Burnipal dipped a branch of tamarish in the water and sprinkled him with it as the heavy odor of the incense rose, chanting slowly:

"Those seven evil gods, fearless and lethal, 
Those seven evil gods rushing on like a flood, 
Seven gods of the broad earth, 
Seven robber gods are they, 
Seven gods of night ..."

	The voice was monotonous, there was nothing to do but lie there and take it, and Finch had had only about three hours' sleep. In spite of the fact that out in the camp the preparations for the victory feast were going forward energetically, he drowsed, dozed, and then drifted off completely.

	He snapped awake with the sound of the shout that had roused him still ringing in his ears. There was pale daylight through the flap of the tent. The magician had gone, leaving behind nothing but the odor of his frankincense, and from somewhere in the distance, the shout that had roused him was repeated—a cry of distress.

	Finch got up, feeling every one of his years, and went to the door of the tent to peer out. The plaza was deserted, with the yellow sun of mid-morning lying across it and the walls of Samaria shining beyond. As he watched, an arrow flashed suddenly across his field of vision from left to right. There was a shout and three or four guards, heads down, shields high and spears at the ready, came dashing from the royal tent in the direction from which the missile had come.

	One of them whooped, down some alley of tents that made him invisible. A yelp of agony answered, and then the guards came back, laughing and talking, one of them with a reddened spear. Finch thought a trifle bitterly about "spending personnel" and inched cautiously out into the daylight to see what was wrong, prepared to duck back and down through the trap-door. One of the guards turned and eyed him, but incuriously, without any gesture either friendly or the reverse. He judged it was safe to follow.

	As he drew nearer the big tent there became audible something that sounded from the distance like choral singing, but which on nearer acquaintance resolved itself into the long, monotonous keening of a number of women- The door of the royal tent was looped back and no one on guard. Finch pushed on toward the central apartment, thinking that Shalmanesar IV, King of Assyria, Babylonia, and the lands beyond the desert, had probably met his historical fate.

	A moment later, he was sure. In a room crawling with eunuchs, slaves and women, all wailing to the limits of their voices, he found the king. Shalmanesar was lying on the carpet, stripped, with a dozen great claw-gashes in Ins body, and the skull bitten through. Zilidu's present.

	"Where did this happen?" Finch demanded. "Where is the court?"

	"In the King's bed-chamber, Lord."

	Finch pushed his way through the crowd to the place, to find the door barred by a pair of soldiers.

	"An order has been given that none enter," said one.

	"Fool! I am the secretary, Nintudunadin."

	He pushed between their hesitant spears. In the king's bed-chamber stood the lion's cage with its door open. On the far side was the royal bed; between cage and bed there were spots of blood on the carpet, and a man doing a curious thing. He had an odd-shaped hammer and was driving little nails through each spot of blood into the carpet. As the man's head came up Finch recalled that when you had murdered a man this little precaution was obligatory, to "nail down his ghost."

	The nailer was General Zilidu.

	He set down the hammer, then turned to face Finch and clapped his hands. Finch turned—just in time to see a new line of soldiers at the door, not the men of the royal guard, but infantry with sunburnt faces and dirty equipment, men from Zilidu's own Army of the South.

	"Excellent scribe," said Zilidu, "one would think you cared little for my presence."

	Finch breathed hard, then got himself under control. It was absurd of him to have been frightened, though a hand of ice was clutching his heart at the thought of Thera.

	"It's all right," he said, "the show is over," and realized he had spoken in English.

	Zilidu linked his brows. "If that is a foreign spell," he said, "I warn you that there is a new wizard, who will make it recoil on your own head."

	Finch said: "O General, I wished to say only that the appointed time has come. I should be taken to the place of rendezvous."

	Zilidu laughed shortly. "Slave! You shall go to the place of rendezvous in good truth. As for that Ulula, who tried to play a man of iron, though he was only a reed painted in its resemblance, your rendezvous shall be with him."

	An officer shouldered his way through the line of spearmen. "Oh King, live forever," he said. "The old witch is dead."

	"Let there be a thanksgiving proclaimed that now Ishtaramat, the evil genius of Asshur, is no more. As for this carrion—" he gestured toward Finch "—let him be placed with those who are to be flayed before Bel."

	Pinwheels seemed to revolve before Finch's eyes. "King—King (what had been the name the fellow took?) Sargon, I say, release me! You know that this is a make-believe and a dream, and that in the real world I command you and the other actors."

	The new king merely smiled. "The gods have taken *he wits of this poor animal. The other world of which you speak is only in your own vain imaginings, and this is the real world, in which I am verily lord over you and all other men." He gestured. "Take him!"

	"Wait!" cried Finch. "In the name of the gods, as a condemned man, I have the right to one request before "Nergal."

	"That is most true."

	"Then I wish the carnelian cube."

	"This?" said the new King, with an expression of surprise. With a gesture he stripped off the tiny ornament. "Take it, then, living, to return it dead. For the world is too large for any to refashion it according to the fancy of his liver and those who try, as you, come to grief and strong sorrow, and they wish they had never begun, and yet what is done cannot be undone. Dream well, then."

	Finch went quietly with the soldiers who took either arm. The carnelian cube was slippery in his fingers; it had been warmed by his hand.

	By God, he'd dream himself into an ideal world yet!

The End

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CHOOSE
YOUR WORLD ...

This was the one in which everybody could be exactly what he wanted to be ...

Finch had not gone more than a couple of blocks before he began to wonder. People kept staring at him. He soon learned the reason. A metallic voice, rising to tornado intensity, brought him to a halt. It came from a sound-truck, shouting: "Read Arthur Finch's new poems! Out October first! Read Arthur Finch's new ..." The whole flank of the vehicle was occupied by a billboard, with an atrocious, but he feared recognizable, sketch of himself.

The Colonel was a fast worker.

Finch shrank back against the building. A good-looking girl in bright blue stockings looked at the poster, then at him, then started purposefully in his direction. But she never arrived.

BOOM!

A blast of air slammed him against the stonework amid a tinkling rain of glass. People screamed and ran ...

by L Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt

THE
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	THE DREAM STONE

	Arthur Cleveland Finch was a practical man, the staunchest of citizens...but when he slept with the ancient cube of red stone under his pillow, he woke to a world where practicality seemed to be against the law. Finch found himself a poet in a country where poets were highly valued...and where a man could be arrested for reciting a poem in public!

	Fleeing for his life, the magic of the carnelian cube carried him from world to world...and each world proved more fantastic and more dangerous than the last!

	L. SPRAGUE DE CAMP

	in person seems to be the very model of a dignified conservative gentleman, but in his writing proves to have a rare mastery of wild fantasy humor. With FLETCHER PRATT, the famed Civil War historian who passed away a few years ago, he wrote such classics of fantasy as The Incomplete Enchanter and The Castle of Iron. DE CAMP is also famous for his work in completing, with Lin Carter, the saga of Conan, the Robert E. Howard stories which are now available from Lancer.

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