An uplifting tale of wondrous possibilities, Uncle Einar is just one of several stories RAY BRADBURY wrote about a very strange family, creatures all, who nevertheless are just plain folks. Other stories in the cycle include Homecoming (1946), The Traveller (1946), and The April Witch (1952). Under the influence of science fiction/fantasy writers Theodore Sturgeon and Henry Kuttner, the young Ray Bradbury began to develop his own brand of sentimental irony in the 1940s in such stories as these, using all the clichés of fantasy for children and translating them into mature and provocative structures for the adult audience. Witches, werewolves, vampires, and all the paraphernalia of evil become human, sympathetic, and morally transformed. There is a gentle but persistent feeling that Bradbury was in fact playing with the surreal in constructing his absurd but believable images.

Uncle Einar

BY RAY BRADBURY

It will take only a minute, said Uncle Einars sweet wife.

I refuse, he said. And that takes but a second.

Ive worked all morning, she said, holding to her slender back, and you wont help? Its drumming for a rain.

Let it rain, he cried, morosely. Ill not be pierced by lightning just to air your clothes.

But youre so quick at it.

Again, I refuse. His vast tarpaulin wings hummed nervously behind his indignant back.

She gave him a slender rope on which were tied four dozen fresh-washed clothes. He turned it in his fingers with distaste. So its come to this, he muttered, bitterly. To this, to this, to this. He almost wept angry and acid tears.

Dont cry; youll wet them down again, she said. Jump up, now, run them about.

Run them about. His voice was hollow, deep, and terribly wounded. I say: let it thunder, let it pour!

If it was a nice, sunny day I wouldnt ask, she said, reasonably. All my washing gone for nothing if you dont. Theyll hang about the house–

That did it. Above all, he hated clothes flagged and festooned so a man had to creep under on the way across a room. He jumped up. His vast green wings boomed. Only so far as the pasture fence!

Whirl: up he jumped, his wings chewed and loved the cool air. Before youd say Uncle Einar Has Green Wings he sailed low across his farmland, trailing the clothes in a vast fluttering loop through the pounding concussion and backwash of his wings!

Catch!

Back from the trip, he sailed the clothes, dry as popcorn, down on a series of clean blankets shed spread for their landing.

Thank you! she cried.

Gahh! he shouted, and flew off under the apple tree to brood.

Uncle Einars beautiful silk-like wings hung like sea-green sails behind him, and whirred and whispered from his shoulders when he sneezed or turned swiftly. He was one of the few in the Family whose talent was visible. All his dark cousins and nephews and brothers hid in small towns across the world, did unseen mental things or things with witch-fingers and white teeth, or blew down the sky like fire-leaves, or loped in forests like moon-silvered wolves. They lived comparatively safe from normal humans. Not so a man with great green wings.

Not that he hated his wings. Far from it! In his youth hed always flown nights, because nights were rare times for winged men! Daylight held dangers, always had, always would; but nights, ah, nights, he had sailed over islands of cloud and seas of summer sky. With no danger to himself. It had been a rich, full soaring, an exhilaration.

But now he could not fly at night.

On his way home to some high mountain pass in Europe after a Homecoming among Family members in Mellin Town, Illinois (some years ago) he had drunk too much rich crimson wine. Ill be all right, he had told himself, vaguely, as he beat his long way under the morning stars, over the moon-dreaming country hills beyond Mellin Town. And thencrack out of the sky–A high-tension tower.

Like a netted duck! A great sizzle! His face blown black by a blue sparkler of wire, he fended off the electricity with a terrific back-jumping percussion of his wings, and fell.

His hitting the moonlit meadow under the tower made a noise like a large telephone book dropped from the sky.

Early the next morning, his dew-sodden wings shaking violently, he stood up. It was still dark. There was a faint bandage of dawn stretched across the east. Soon the bandage would stain and all flight would be restricted. There was nothing to do but take refuge in the forest and wait out the day in the deepest thicket until another night gave his wings a hidden motion in the sky.

In this fashion he met his wife.

During the day, which was warm for November first in Illinois country, pretty young Brunilla Wexley was out to udder a lost cow, for she carried a silver pail in one hand as she sidled through thickets and pleaded cleverly to the unseen cow to please return home or burst her gut with unplucked milk. The fact that the cow would have most certainly come home when her teats really needed pulling did not concern Brunilla Wexley. It was a sweet excuse for forest-journeying, thistle-blowing, and flower chewing; all of which Brunilla was doing as she stumbled upon Uncle Einar.

Asleep near a bush, he seemed a man under a green shelter.

Oh, said Brunilla, with a fever. A man. In a camp-tent.

Uncle Einar awoke. The camp-tent spread like a large green fan behind him.

Oh, said Brunilla, the cow-searcher. A man with wings.

That was how she took it. She was startled, yes, but she had never been hurt in her life, so she wasnt afraid of anyone, and it was a fancy thing to see a winged man and she was proud to meet him. She began to talk. In an hour they were old friends, and in two hours shed quite forgotten his wings were there. And he somehow confessed how he happened to be in this wood.

Yes, I noticed you looked banged around, she said. That right wing looks very bad. Youd best let me take you home and fix it. You wont be able to fly all the way to Europe on it, anyway. And who wants to live in Europe these days?

He thanked her, but he didnt quite see how he could accept.

But I live alone, she said. For, as you see, Im quite ugly.

He insisted she was not.

How kind of you, she said. But I am, theres no fooling myself. My folks are dead, Ive a farm, a big one, all to myself, quite far from Mellin Town, and Im in need of talking company.

But wasnt she afraid of him? he asked.

Proud and jealous would be more near it, she said. May I? And she stroked his large green membraned veils with careful envy. He shuddered at the touch and put his tongue between his teeth.

So there was nothing for it but that he come to her house for medicaments and ointments, and my! what a burn across his face, beneath his eyes! Lucky you werent blinded, she said. Howd it happen?

Well

he said, and they were at her farm, hardly noticing theyd walked a mile, looking at each other.

A day passed, and another, and he thanked her at her door and said he must be going, he much appreciated the ointment, the care, the lodging. It was twilight and between now, six oclock, and five the next morning, he must cross an ocean and a continent. Thank you; good-by, he said, and started to fly off in the dusk and crashed right into a maple tree.

Oh! she screamed, and ran to his unconscious body.

When he waked the next hour he knew hed fly no more in the dark again ever; his delicate night-perception was gone. The winged telepathy that had warned him where towers, trees, houses and hills stood across his path, the fine clear vision and sensibility that guided him through mazes of forest, cliff, and cloud, all were burnt forever by that strike across his face, that blue electric fry and sizzle.

How? he moaned softly. How can I go to Europe? If I flew by day, Id be seen andmiserable jokemaybe shot down! Or kept for a zoo perhaps, what a life thatd be! Brunilla, tell me, what shall I do?

Oh, she whispered, looking at her hands. Well think of something 

They were married.

The Family came for the wedding. In a great autumnal avalanche of maple, sycamore, oak, elm leaf they hissed and rustled, fell in a shower of horse-chestnut, thumped like winter apples on the earth, with an over-all scent of farewell-summer on the wind they made in their rushing. The ceremony? The ceremony was brief as a black candle lit, blown out, and smoke left still on the air. Its briefness, darkness, upside-down and backward quality escaped Brunilla, who only listened to the great tide of Uncle Einars wings faintly murmuring above them as they finished out the rite. And as for Uncle Einar, the wound across his nose was almost healed and, holding Brunillas arm, he felt Europe grow faint and melt away in the distance.

He didnt have to see very well to fly straight up, or come straight down. It was only natural that on this night of their wedding he take Brunilla in his arms and fly right up into the sky.

A farmer, five miles over, glanced at a low cloud at midnight, saw faint glows and crackles.

Heat lightning, he observed, and went to bed.

They didnt come down till morning, with the dew.

The marriage took. She had only to look at him, and it lifted her to think she was the only woman in the world married to a winged man. Who else could say it? she asked her mirror. And the answer was: No one!

He, on the other hand, found great beauty behind her face, great kindness and understanding. He made some changes in his diet to fit her thinking, and was careful with his wings about the house; knocked porcelains and broken lamps were nerve-scrapers, he stayed away from them. He changed his sleeping habits, since he couldnt fly nights now anyhow. And she in turn fixed chairs so they were comfortable for his wings, put extra padding here or took it out there, and the things she said were the things he loved her for. Were in our cocoons, all of us. See how ugly I am? she said. But one day Ill break out, spread wings as fine and handsome as you.

You broke out long ago, he said.

She thought it over. Yes, she had to admit. I know just which day it was, too. In the woods when I looked for a cow and found a tent! They laughed, and with him holding her she felt so beautiful she knew their marriage had slipped her from her ugliness, like a bright sword from its case.

They had children. At first there was fear, all on his part, that theyd be winged.

Nonsense, Id love it! she said, Keep them out from under foot.

Then, he exclaimed, theyd be in your hair!

Ow! she cried.

Four children were born, three boys and a girl, who, for their energy, seemed to have wings. They popped up like toadstools in a few years, and on hot summer days asked their father to sit under the apple tree and fan them with his cooling wings and tell them wild starlit tales of island clouds and ocean skies and textures of mist and wind and how a star tastes melting in your mouth, and how to drink cold mountain air, and how it feels to be a pebble dropped from Mt. Everest, turning to a green bloom, flowering your wings just before you strike bottom!

This was his marriage.

And today, six years later, here sat Uncle Einar, here he was, festering under the apple tree, grown impatient and unkind; not because this was his desire, but because after the long wait, he was still unable to fly the wild night sky; his extra sense had never returned. Here he sat despondently, nothing more than a summer sun-parasol, green and discarded, abandoned for the season by the reckless vacationers who once sought the refuge of its translucent shadow. Was he to sit here forever, afraid to fly by day because someone might see him? Was his only flight to be as a drier of clothes for his wife, or a fanner of children on hot August noons? His one occupation had always been flying Family errands, quicker than storms. A boomerang, hed whickled over hills and valleys and like a thistle, landed. He had always had money; the Family had good use for their winged man! But now? Bitterness! His wings jittered and whisked the air and made a captive thunder.

Papa, said little Meg.

The children stood looking at his thought-dark face.

Papa, said Ronald. Make more thunder!

Its a cold March day, therell soon be rain and plenty of thunder, said Uncle Einar.

Will you come watch us? asked Michael.

Run on, run on! Let papa brood!

He was shut of love, the children of love, and the love of children. He thought only of heavens, skies, horizons, infinities, by night or day, lit by star, moon, or sun, cloudy or clear, but always it was skies and heavens and horizons that ran ahead of you forever when you soared. Yet here he was, sculling the pasture, kept low for fear of being seen.

Misery in a deep well!

Papa, come watch us; its March! cried Meg. And were going to the Hill with all the kids from town!

Uncle Einar grunted. What hill is that?

The Kite Hill, of course! they all sang together.

Now he looked at them.

Each held a large paper kite, their faces sweating with anticipation and an animal glowing. In their small fingers were balls of white twine.

From the kites, colored red and blue and yellow and green, hung caudal appendages of cotton and silk strips.

Well fly our kites! said Ronald. Wont you come?

No, he said, sadly. I mustnt be seen by anyone or thered be trouble.

You could hide and watch from the woods. said Meg. We made the kites ourselves. Just because we know how.

How do you know how?

Youre our father! was the instant cry. Thats why!

He looked at his children for a long while. He sighed. A kite festival, is it?

Yes, sir!

Im going to win, said Meg.

No, Im! Michael contradicted.

Me, me! piped Stephen.

God up the chimney! roared Uncle Einar, leaping high with a deafening kettledrum of wings. Children! Children, I love you dearly!

Father, whats wrong? said Michael, backing off.

Nothing, nothing, nothing! chanted Einar. He flexed his wings to their greatest propulsion and plundering. Whoom! they slammed like cymbals. The children fell flat in the backwash! I have it, I have it! Im free again! Fire in the flue! Feather on the wind! Brunilla! Einar called to the house. His wife appeared. Im free! he called, flushed and tall, on his toes. Listen, Brunilla, I dont need the night any more! I can fly by day! I dont need the night! Ill fly every day and any day of the year from now on!but, God, I waste time, talking. Look!

And as the worried members of his family watched, he seized the cotton tail from one of the little kites, tied it to his belt behind, grabbed the twine ball, held one end in his teeth, gave the other end to his children, and up, up into the air he flew, away into the March wind!

And across the meadows and over the farms his children ran, letting out string to the daylit sky, bubbling and stumbling, and Brunilla stood back in the farmyard and waved and laughed to see what was happening; and her children marched to the far Kite Hill and stood, the four of them, holding the ball of twine in their eager, proud fingers, each tugging and directing and pulling. And the children from Mellin Town came running with their small kites to let up on the wind, and they saw the great green kite leap and hover in the sky and exclaimed: Oh, oh, what a kite! What a kite! Oh, I wish Id a kite like that! Where, where did you get it!

Our father made it! cried Meg and Michael and Stephen and Ronald, and gave an exultant pull on the twine and the humming, thundering kite in the sky dipped and soared and made a great and magical exclamation mark across a cloud!

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