It was an enlightened year, a young century from which to
spring forward into the future, a year in which people pushed
the new boundaries of freedom.
It was an era of marvels, and who knew what could or could
not be done? Men had sent their signals by etheric wave across
the English Channel, and the mighty Niagara had been tamed and
harnessed to the yoke of man. Locomotive rails tunneled across
and under the great Rocky Mountains, and America, the
stripling giant, had beaten the tired empire of Spain to the
ground in a war of only three months. Men now talked of
airships that would fly to the moon, and of telephones to
breach the vapory wall between worlds.
It was 1904. Who knew what marvels would be next?
· · · · ·
The room was smoke-filled, but that was no
surprise; the rooms where real decision making occurred were
always smoke-filled.
"Damn Democrats," Horovitz said. "They're going to ruin
everything we fought for."
"Indeed," Hanna said. Marcus Hanna, the Ohio senator, was
the chairman of the Republican party, but Horovitz was its
invisible leader. "You are only stating the obvious. But who
have we got?"
"Damn that communist, that anarchist, that swine," Horovitz
said. "Why'd he have to shoot Teddy? Couldn't he have shot
McKinley? Damn it to hell, we need Teddy now, more than ever."
Levi Horovitz—Leggy, to his friends, of which he had few,
at least inside politics—was short and rotund. He was rarely
seen in public, and never without a soggy cigar clamped in his
teeth. For nearly twenty years, Horovitz had been the hidden
power behind the Republican party—since 1884, when, with the
aid of a handful of carefully paid newsmen, he had
orchestrated his candidate Jimmy Blaine into the Republican
nomination over the incumbent Chester Arthur.
Horovitz was bitterly aware that he would never serve in
office himself. He could never get elected, not in this
century, not in the next. Not a Jew. Not even in America, the
most enlightened country in the world. But he had adapted, and
presidents and generals danced to his orders.
"Roosevelt's not much good to us now, six feet under,"
Hanna said. In Hanna's private opinion, Roosevelt had never
been any good for the Republicans; the damned cowboy had been
unsafe and erratic. But there was no percentage in talking
against a war hero, especially a dead one; Hanna had learned
that lesson well. "Better come up with somebody else."
"Damn that anarchist," Horovitz muttered again. "Damn him
to hell."
"That's redundant; he's there already," Hanna said. "Now,
who have you got?"
"Damn that Bryan, too."
"Bryan's got the masses behind him," Hanna observed.
"Swine." Horovitz spit out his cigar and ground it under
his foot. "They're all a bunch of swine."
That was the problem facing the Republicans, all right.
With Theodore Roosevelt dead, shot by a drug-crazed anarchist,
who did they have? William Jennings Bryan was mobilizing the
country yokels with his damned populist talk. The man was
tireless, crossing and recrossing the country by rail,
stopping at every cow-flop town on the tracks, talking about
American imperialism as if it were a bad thing, asking the
people whether they had ever seen the "full dinner pail" that
McKinley had promised them. With his high-flown diction and
rash promises, Bryan was raising their expectations—and
harvesting their votes. He could motivate the rabble, old
Bryan could; Horovitz would give him that. What a
silver-tongued peacock he was at oration, with his talk of
America "crucified upon a cross of gold" and his avowal of
"plowshares of peace!"
If only the man had been a Republican, a true patriot,
instead of a Democrat—one step away from being a communist. Or
worse.
"Here's my thought," Hanna said. "We run John Hay."
"Against William Jennings Bryan?" Horovitz dismissed him
with a wave, and pulled a crumpled new cigar from his vest
pocket. "You're joking. Bryan would crumple him up like a page
from last year's Sears & Roebuck catalog and wipe his ass
with the man."
"Henderson, then?"
"Wouldn't stand a chance. None of those old guys can stand
against Bryan. We need somebody new."
"Then who?"
"The boy genius," Horovitz said. "The hero of America, the
maestro of electricity." At Hanna's blank look, he said, "The
wizard of Menlo Park."
"You mean"—Hanna gasped—"Edison?"
Horovitz pulled a newspaper from his valise and dropped it
onto the desk. The headline said, EDISON ANNOUNCES REST, HE IS TIRED OUT AND
WILL STOP INVENTING FOR A WHILE. "He's not tinkering,"
Horovitz said. "He might as well run for president."
"But—the man has no knowledge of politics."
Horovitz lit his cigar, drew deeply, exhaled a cloud of
smoke, and smiled. "So much the better."
· · · · ·
"No," Edison said, "I have too much work to
do. Wouldn't think of it."
He was no longer any sort of boy genius, not at fifty-five
years of age, but his eyes had the restless, playful energy of
a boy, darting away as if he were already bored with the
conversation and itching to go outside to play. His suit was a
stylishly cut gabardine, but wrinkled as if he had slept in
it, and his tie was carelessly knotted and slightly askew.
Horovitz persisted.
"No," Edison said, "I have no interest in politics.
Gentlemen, I am duly flattered, but I do believe that you are
importuning the wrong man." He stood up and turned to the
window, his back to Horovitz, pointedly gazing out across the
East River.
It was intended as a gesture to dismiss Horovitz from his
East Side office. Yet Horovitz persisted.
"Are you deranged," Edison said, "or just deaf?" He turned
back to Horovitz, his eyes blazing with irritation. "No,
confound it, no, and again no! Why me?"
The question was exactly the opening that Horovitz was
waiting for.
"Mr. Bryan is kind-hearted, Mr. Edison, but he is a man
stuck deeply into the mire of the past," he said. "He will
lead us down from the heights we have scaled, and, in the name
of his working man, will take us back into darkness. He is a
fool, a fool who believes with utter sincerity that he is
guided by God, and he will be the ruin of America."
Horovitz was careful, telling Thomas Alva Edison just
exactly what he wanted to hear. He worked words as carefully
as playing a fish, in a net of flattery and sense in equal
proportions.
"It is a century of science, Mr. Edison," he concluded.
"And if we cannot get leadership from a man of science, a man
of your standing, what hope do we have? We come to you with
our hats in our hands. So tell us, where is your equal? Is
there another man of your caliber and perseverance? Give me
but the name of this man, and we shall go on our knees and beg
him to serve as candidate. No one but a man of science can
help us. Join us, Mr. Edison. Lead us. Tell us how to steer
America. You are our only hope."
Edison slowly nodded. "A century of science. Yes, that it
is. That, it most certainly is."
· · · · ·
"I love elections," said Samuel Clemens. "It
is the great American spectacle, featuring bloviating and
drum-beating unmatched in the world, and it is always a thrill
to see whether the hypocrites will beat the fools, or vice
versa."
Sam Clemens was in the barber shop. He was, as ever,
resplendent in a white linen suit. For the new century, he had
decided that he would wear only white; it made him look
distinguished and dazzled the crowds, and Sam was a showman,
every Missouri inch of him.
"Quiet down a bit now, please, Mr. Twain," one of the men
said. "We're listening to Mr. Edison talk."
Sam wasn't in the barbershop for a haircut—he was
cultivating the lion's mane look that year—but had come to
watch the men play checkers, listen to the election talk, and
maybe join in and pontificate a bit about current events. Or
perhaps he might pick up some gossip or some good lines he
could use in an article or a speech. But this time he was
being upstaged, and upstaged by a doll, at that.
A talking doll. Sam had an Edison phonograph, of course;
who hadn't? They were all the rage. But this doll was a little
Edison himself, a foot and a half tall, and spoke with
Edison's blunt, homespun voice. "I mean to put America to
work," the tiny Edison said. "Nothing great is accomplished
without honest sweat, and I say America is great because we
ain't afraid of work."
"Well, well," Samuel Clemens said to it. "Truth, many folk
as I know would sweat and toil and try just about anything to
avoid honest work. I allow as the folk Mr. Edison knows must
be a different kind of people entirely."
"We shall enter the glorious future," the Edison doll
recited, "standing tall and proud."
"Well, bully," Sam told it. "That's a fair promise, I'd
say, about as honest as I've ever heard from a politician."
For a moment the men in the barbershop looked at him and not
the talking Edison, and Sam went on, "We will enter the
future, indeed. I reckon that will happen no matter which
buffoon is elected. And glorious? Sure. 'Course, you can call
a pig glorious, if you like."
To tell the truth, Sam didn't know what to make of Edison.
He certainly admired him as an inventor, of course; Sam
considered himself an inventor, but Edison was, no doubt about
it, the top dog. But what in blazes was the man thinking of,
running for president, and as a Republican, no less? Sam
purely hated Republicans. Republican imperialism and jingoism,
in his opinion, were likely to be the ruin of America. Was
Edison too blind to know that only fools, charlatans, and con
men ever ran for public office? Not that Sam necessarily
minded a good confidence man; some of them were plain music to
hear talk, and anyway, who else would he play pool with? But
Edison?
He had to go see that Edison, he did. Give him a good
talking to, let him know how he was being used.
He wondered if Edison played pool.
· · · · ·
William Jennings Bryan was working like a
mule; crisscrossing the country by rail, making fifteen and
even twenty railroad-stop speeches a day, every day, save only
Sunday, the sabbath, when he restricted himself to one speech,
after church. To keep up his strength, he was eating six meals
a day, and his campaign crew gave him a rubdown after each
speech in a hopeless attempt to keep him fresh and vigorous.
Still, the Edison dolls were bringing the Republican
campaign into every salon, barbershop, and cafe in America.
After some desperate seeking, Bryan's campaign found that the
Victor grapho-phone company would make a talking machine small
enough to hide inside a William Jennings Bryan doll, using a
Victrola circular-platter instead of an Edison cylinder. The
Edison company sued, but while the lawyers talked, the Bryan
dolls battled the Edison dolls for the ears of America.
For that summer, the great American entertainment was to
stage debates between the two dolls. The Bryan doll explained
that the issue was the principles of democracy and rights for
the working man against the plundering plutocracy and
imperialism of the Republican party. The Edison doll talked
about the future, the wonderful role America would have in
bringing the engines of enlightenment to the world, as earlier
electricity had distributed light. (Neither doll talked about
real issues, as far as Sam Clemens could see.)
The talking cylinders were selling like blazes. "No band of
train robbers ever planned a robbery upon a train more
deliberately or with less conscience," the tiny Bryan squeaked
forth, "than the robbery the plutocrats plan upon this great
nation." "Innovation, confound it, innovation and pure honest
sweat are what build American fortunes, and that is open to
Americans of all cities," the miniature Edison responded.
Edison set his team in the laboratory twenty-four hours a
day trying to find ways to make reproductions of cylinders
quickly and cheaply; inventing new materials to take the place
of the fragile wax. As fast as he could innovate, the Victor
talking-machine company matched Edison's cylinders with new
grapho-phone disks of Bryan's speeches, and there was a new
speech for sale for the dolls to talk every week.
· · · · ·
"Edison is beating me," Bryan said, "with
light." He was standing in the small office of the private
railway car the campaign had hired. A pile of newspapers lay
piled at the foot of the plumply cushioned armchair from which
he had just arisen; he had scanned each one rapidly and
discarded it. "It is not enough that the plutocrats are
spending every dollar that they have stolen from the honest
workingmen, but now Edison has started promising to bring
electrification to every farmhouse in the country. The farmers
are buying his electrical-miracle talk wholesale. He cannot do
it, of course, but ever I fail to convince them."
"Then promise electricity as well," said Calhoun, his
closest campaign adviser. Bryan was famed as a campaigner who
revealed his strategies to no one, but Cal, who had no
ambitions of his own but to be secretary to the great man, was
one of the few that Bryan would trust to reveal his doubts to.
"Just think what a benefit it would be for the common man, no
longer to live under the tyranny of the sun!"
"I will not disparage the sun, which is God's gift," Bryan
said curtly. "And, further, though all my advisers tell me to,
I will cozen my people with no lies. The cost of the copper
alone would bankrupt the nation, unless we are to implement a
new tax, and that I will not do. I shall and will promise
nothing that cannot be delivered."
"There is a man," Calvin said, "who has said—well, I don't
know myself, but he has said that he can send power without
wires. He can control the lightning."
"Who is this?" Bryan said.
"His name is Nikola Tesla."
"And the problem?"
"Well," Cal hesitated. "I've heard people say he's mad."
· · · · ·
Nikola Tesla was Edison's greatest rival—in
the field of electrical inventing, his most vexing and only
rival. Where Edison had electrified New York with
direct-current electricity, Tesla's alternating current,
backed by Mr. Westinghouse, was electrifying the nation.
If the mad Serb said he could command the powers of
lightning, it was no more or less a marvel, in its way, than
Herr Daimler's pneumatic-tired gasoline automobile.
Tesla had agreed to meet Bryan at the Waldorf-Astoria in
New York, where he kept his room. Bryan had engaged a small
private meeting room, decorated with a cabbage-rose wallpaper
and an elaborate marble-topped table with an ormolu clock
featuring the metaphorical figures of Time and the Lovers.
"I can create, or I can destroy," Tesla said. He was
impeccably dressed, in a dark suit whose shirt bore detachable
cuffs and an elaborately knotted silk cravat of the palest
blue. "I can make the Earth sing like a bell. I can excite the
powers of resonance, and like that"—he snapped his fingers—"I
could destroy buildings, cities, whole continents." His stare
was piercing, almost frightening in its intensity, like that
of a preacher in the throes of the rapture. "I could split the
Earth itself in two. Electricity? I can call forth the
lightning from the deep blue sky and stand untouched in the
electrical fires. God? You talk of God? I will show you God,
the God of lightning. Give me only my dynamo, and I hold the
powers of God in the palm of my hand."
"Your talk is blasphemous," Bryan said calmly. "If you wish
to continue in this fashion, please absent yourself from my
presence. And furthermore, I have no interest in your engines
of destruction. America is no imperial war power; we are a
power of peace, not a sower of human discord."
Tesla was momentarily taken aback. "And what, then, do you
want of me?"
"You seek backing. I am told that you want financial
backers for your idea to create electrical power and send it
through the ether across the Earth. Is this true?"
Tesla nodded. "Resonance," he said. "Resonance is the
secret; nothing works without resonance."
"I think that without wires, there can be no meters, and
without meters, the electricity would be free to all," Bryan
said. "And so, with no promise of fat remuneration, none of
the plutocrats will finance your scheme."
"All too true, I have found," Tesla said ruefully. "I must
admit it."
"Help me win this election." Bryan's eyes blazed with the
strength of his sincerity. "Help me win, and I promise you,
your electrical broadcast towers will be built."
"Sir, I am yours." Tesla bowed. "If invention is your
requirement, you may have no fear of Edison, for in that
respect I am his master. Only tell me what I must do, and I
shall be at your most dedicated service."
· · · · ·
"Tesla? A fraud and a confidence man," Edison
said. He was dapper in a hundred-dollar silk suit now, sitting
behind a marble-topped mahogany desk. His tie was still askew,
probably from his having taken a nap on the desktop earlier.
Horovitz looked unconvinced. Edison was proving to be
harder to manage than even Roosevelt had been; he had too many
of his own ideas, some of them tending disastrously toward
progressivism. But a victory by the populist Bryan would be
far worse of a disaster.
Edison said, "Forget about Tesla. He will promise them the
sky, anything, but he will take their money and deliver
nothing but dreams and spun-sugar. Believe me, I know; he
worked for me, and he was nothing but trouble. Scientific
research requires discipline and methodical experimentation.
There is no place in electricity for a man with no discipline.
Toys, that's what he makes, gee-gaws to impress the masses. He
is no inventor. And as for his vaunted etheric power beams—I
say bah, and double-bah, and bah again. A fraud and a
connivance. It will be like his alternating-cycle electrical
tension; something that will kill people who use it, mark me
well. It will kill people."
Tesla's joining the Bryan campaign as the candidate's
"electrical advisor" was in all of the news, and the excited
journalists clearly hoped to pump up the rivalry between Tesla
and Edison, harking back to the glorious days of the war
between Edison's direct-current and Tesla's alternating
electrical current. Perhaps Edison would electrocute somebody,
as he had in the earlier war of the currents?
This worried Horovitz: Tesla had won that battle, or at
least his patron Mr. Westinghouse had, and he wondered what
new tricks Mr. Tesla might have in store. Tesla was just
exactly what Horovitz feared: an upstart immigrant, and one
who indubitably held the views of anarchists and Fabians.
Horovitz kept his own origins quiet, most particularly his
arrival in America in the arms of immigrant parents and the
fact that he had never spoken a word of English until he was
nearly six. He was an American, damn them, fully an equal of
Pierpont Morgan and Andrew Carnegie; he had nothing in common
with the dirty, starving immigrants in their
consumption-riddled tenements.
But Edison didn't seem to be worried about Tesla. Horovitz
relaxed slightly and turned his mind to the question of how he
would run Edison. The man was a bull moose quite as headstrong
as Roosevelt had been, and it would take some connivance to
get him into line.
· · · · ·
Fifty miles away, Samuel Clemens and Sarah
Bernhardt were also discussing Tesla.
Sam had had no luck getting in to see Mr. Edison. When he
had come for an interview, a man named Horovitz had quizzed
him for nearly half an hour, asking him detailed questions
about the Philippines and the Standard Oil Trust. These were
issues about which he had quite definite opinions, and he'd
given the man quite an earful, he had, quite pleased to show
off his detailed command of current events—but after all his
talking, rather than showing him to Edison, the man had taken
him to see a receptionist, who told him that Mr. Edison was
busy and could receive no visitors this month, or next, or,
for that matter, the following year.
But it was a rip-snorting campaign, no denying that, and
Sam was enjoying it hugely. On Sunday, Bryan's campaign had
projected an enormous optical show to the curious viewers in
Madison Garden, powered by calcium lights. In the middle of
the city, a three-story-high projection of Bryan had towered
over the bustling city, the projector operator deftly
switching the glass slides to make the candidate wave to the
crowd. It was, perhaps, not enough to beat Edison's continuous
showing of kinetoscopic images in hired dance halls, showing
off the inventor along with fanciful images of the wonders of
electricity as a taste of what was to come, but it
demonstrated that Bryan wasn't out of the great game yet.
When the newspapers had announced Tesla's joining up with
Bryan, Clemens had brightened up. When he had been in New
York, young Tesla had been a quite friend of his, and it would
be a gay thing now to go meet the mad Serb and see what his
views were on the election.
Sarah Bernhardt, the celebrated French actress, also knew
Tesla. Sam had met with her on the train up from New York
City, and as she was also heading for Tesla's Long Island
laboratory, when she hired an electric brougham for the ride
from the station, she invited him to share the ride. They
spent the short trip discussing their acquaintance Nikola
Tesla and the political campaign. Now they were in the
vestibule of the Tesla's laboratory building. A dozen pigeons
scattered from the stoop and fluttered around their heads as
they entered the vestibule.
"Mad as a hatter, n'est pas?" Samuel Clemens said,
nodding toward the door, a completely unprepossessing wooden
door with a simple brass plate reading NIKOLA TESLA, ELECTRICAL
LABORATORY. "But for all that, a most entertaining
fellow. Wonder how in the world he gets along with that prig
Bryan?"
"He's not really mad," Sarah Bernhardt said, in her elegant
French accent. "Eccentric, of course, but not mad. It's just
that his enthusiasms are more intense than other people's. He
gets an idea, and he just can't get it out of his head; he has
to go to his lab and do it. He told me that often while he's
working on one idea, he has another idea, and another and
another, and they come so fast and thick, in swarms like
mosquitoes, that he cannot work on them fast enough."
But then Sarah Bernhardt herself was somebody who was at
the edge of madness, Sam thought. Her eccentricity was more
than just the whimsy of a diva. She always insisted on her own
private railway car, and one reason for this was so that she
could take with her the coffin that she would sleep in when
she had her headaches. Some people said that she took her
paramours in the coffin as well, but perhaps that was only a
scurrilous rumor about the flamboyant diva. And as for her
relationship with Tesla—"We are friends, nothing more," she
haughtily said when the representatives of the Hearst papers
pressed her for more details. "He amuses me."
Sam, who had always wondered a bit over Tesla's views on
women, expected that this was exactly it, that regardless of
what Bernhardt might have wanted from him, their relationship
was likely to be no more than just words. Sam had touched his
arm once, and Tesla had jerked away in horror. Tesla had a
fear of being touched.
Sam Clemens wasn't at all sure of Tesla's sanity himself.
He had seen Tesla in his laboratory once charge himself up to
ten million volts of electrical pressure, shooting lightning
bolts out of his fingers to burn holes through sheets of
plywood. It had looked like great fun to Sam, and he had
begged Tesla to let him try it, but Tesla had solemnly
demurred, telling him it was too dangerous for a man untrained
in electricity.
"Is he as eccentric as he used to be, or has he calmed down
a bit, I wonder?" Sam asked, and rang the bell.
Mr. Czito, Nikola Tesla's assistant, opened the door, and
after greeting them, ushered them into the laboratory. It was
a cavernous, dimly-lit space, a building hollowed out to be
just a shell, with the bare girders and a ceiling a hundred
feet overhead, filled with dynamos and transformers and
switching gear and elaborately wound copper coils.
Nikola Tesla turned to meet them. He was thinner than Sam
Clemens had remembered him. He'd always been slender, but now
he was almost frighteningly gaunt. "Living on bread and water,
but without the bread," as they'd have put it in the mining
camps. "Straight up and down like six o'clock." He's still
handsome enough to set a few pulses to fluttering, though, Sam
thought, and snuck a glance over at Sarah Bernhardt.
"Ah, Mr. Twain," Tesla said, and smiled. "So glad you could
come."
"Sam, please," Clemens responded.
"And the divine Mademoiselle Bernhardt." Tesla bowed deeply
and said a few words of welcome to her in a cascading
waterfall of French too fluent for Sam to follow. Turning to
them both, he said, "A pleasure; indeed, a pleasure and an
honor both for me to be visited by luminaries of the page and
the stage. I must tell you that my laboratory is off limits to
journalists, but for you, Mr. Twain, I make an exception."
"Good to see you too, Nick," Sam said. It was his ritual;
if Tesla would insist on calling him Mr. Twain, by damn he
would call him Nick. "I'm just my lovable own self today. I'm
not in the reporting racket any more these days; no money in
it."
"And Miss Bernhardt?"
"Why, I am here to see you, Mr. Tesla, and enjoy the
exquisite pleasure of your company and conversation." She
smiled at him. She wore only the simplest of her costumes
today, with a plain silver necklace and no earrings; clearly
dressing to please Tesla, who detested earrings and elaborate
women's dress.
Tesla seemed for a moment to be taken aback, but then he
bowed again and said, "Enchanted, as always."
"So, Nick, what do you think of Mr. Bryan?" Sam asked as
they walked into the laboratory. "A real firecracker, would
you say?"
"I would say," Tesla said, stopping for a moment to
consider his words, "he has a poetic soul."
"A poet?" Sam laughed. "Now, I expect you're spinning me a
bit of a stretcher there."
"A man of peace." Then Tesla shook his head. "But no
science." He looked across at Clemens. "And you? What do you
think of Mr. Bryan?"
"Well," said Sam, "you may know, I don't have much regard
for politicians. The Almighty made tadpoles, and he made
politicians, and as they're both slimy and pretty-near
brainless, you can't much tell the one from the other. 'Cept
that one day a tadpole might grow into a noble frog, and a
politician don't grow into nothing." He paused and pretended
to ponder for a moment. "Still, Mr. Bryan hasn't lied to me
yet, and it does 'pear that he supports the little man against
the robbers, thieves, and bandits running the country right at
this moment, so I guess I like him as much as I like any of
the bunch. Which is not to say I'd stop watching my wallet if
I knew he was in the room."
"Still the cynic, Mr. Twain."
Sam nodded. "I'd hate to disappoint my audience."
"Would you like to see the lab?"
"I'm here, ain't I?" Sam said.
"Oh, please," Miss Bernhardt said. "I would be delighted."
Tesla smiled. "One moment." He reached into the darkness
and pulled three switches in quick succession. With a barely
perceptible hum, a glow arose, emanating from long tubes of
glass all about the laboratory. Some glowed pale white, others
purple, or pink. A few were twisted into fanciful spirals and
curlicues. Tesla picked one up from a benchtop and held it in
the air. As he raised it, the pink light inside brightened and
flowed around the place where his hand gripped it.
Tesla was showing off, Sam knew. Unlike Edison's lamps,
Tesla's needed no wires. Sam had seen Tesla's rarefied gas
lamps before, but he enjoyed watching Miss Bernhardt's
expression of delight. The Tesla luminescent lamps really were
quite something, he thought, with gay colors far more
congenial than the harsh yellow light of Edison bulbs. He
wondered if you could twist the tube into any shape you
desired. Could a glassblower make one that would spell out
words? That would really be some feat; you could make a sign
in luminous color, bright red or glowing purple: "Eat at
Joe's" or "Vote for Bryan."
And that was the hitch, Clemens thought. That would be just
exactly the thing that they would do. It would spoil the
magic. Better not bring the idea up.
Tesla handed him a tiny lamp, barely larger than a match
head. Clemens turned it over in his hand. "Cunningly enough
made," he said, "but what's it for?"
Tesla smiled. "Isn't it enough just to be what it is? But
watch."
On a sheet of pine, a hundred and twenty of the tiny lamps
had been mounted in a rectangular grid. Tesla turned a
transformer dial, and every other one of the tiny bulbs glowed
to life, a deep blood red. "Observe," Tesla commanded. He
turned the bulbs down, then rotated another rheostat, and the
other half of the bulbs glowed to light in emerald green.
"Very pretty," Sam commented.
"Wait." Tesla turned both rheostats together, and now the
sheet glowed, not a greenish-red, nor some reddish-green, but
instead a lemony yellow.
"Huh." Sam Clemens moved forward to examine it. Seen from
close up, the individual lights were clearly still red and
green, but moving back away from them, the light seemed to
blur into yellow. "Now, doesn't that just beat all," he said.
"Keep watching." Tesla moved to a bank of sliding switches
and played his slender fingers over them like an organ. The
colored lights danced, and shapes of red and yellow appeared,
curves and then an expanding square, and then dancing diagonal
stripes. The red faded and green took its place. The effect
was strangely hypnotic. A point of light expanded into a
diamond shape, with another in the center, and another, each
one growing to the edge of the rectangle and fading away.
"Ah," Sarah said. "You have made a symphony, a symphony
made of light."
In answer, Tesla's fingers danced even more swiftly, and
the lights responded to his touch with a paroxysm of color,
pulsating shapes changing color in almost sensuous waves. At
last he turned to them and bowed. "Do you like it?"
"Ah, it is magnificent," Sarah gushed. "Truly, the work of
an artist, an outpouring from the soul of a poet of the
electrical force."
Sam said, "Are you done? Can I try it now?"
With quite a bit of experimenting, Sam discovered, he could
write letters in colored light. With great effort, he slowly
spelled out S-A-M, Tesla and
Sarah Bernhardt shouting out each letter as he formed it on
the grid.
"I don't think that the typesetting boys have much to worry
about yet," he said with a smile. "But it's a gimcrack toy.
Reckon you could sell it? I bet Wall Street could use it to
flash out stock prices."
"Where the man of electricity sees electrical light, the
man of letters finds letters," observed Tesla. "And
Mademoiselle, voulez vous? What will the woman of the
stage see?"
With a little coaxing, Sarah Bernhardt was persuaded to try
it, and she came up with a stick figure of a man. With great
concentration, she made one hand wave up and down, as Tesla
and Clemens laughed in glee, and then, to everybody's
amazement, even her own, she made it totter off the side of
the rectangle.
"I think that the lady has you beat, Mr. Twain," Tesla
announced. "For a picture, you know, beats a thousand words."
"I don't think it has the jump on Edison's kinetoscope for
entertainment," Clemens said, "but it's a crackerjack
diversion." He realized the moment he said it that he
shouldn't have brought up Edison.
But Tesla waved off the reference to his rival. "Edison
won't be inventing much any more, I don't think."
"Oh? Why?"
"Why, he'll be too busy being president to invent!" At
Clemens' shocked look, Tesla continued, "Ah, Mr. Twain, I
spend perhaps too much time in the laboratory, but I don't
entirely miss what it is the newspapers say. Within a week,
Mr. Edison's kinetoscopes will be in every dance hall and
Sunday school in America, and Mr. Edison will address each
voter in person. Without a miracle, Mr. Bryan is unlikely to
win."
"And what exactly kind of miracle does Mr. Bryan need,
then?" Sam asked. He was playing with Tesla's device,
concentrating on making a picture to beat Miss Bernhardt's.
"Something to upstage Mr. Edison's kinetoscope."
Sam Clemens had the knack of it now. On the screen of
lights, he had drawn a cartoon of a face. The eyes grew from
dots to little squares, and then they grew eyebrows, and the
mouth opened in an "O." "You should do something with this,
Nick," Sam said, amusing himself by making the mouth of the
little face open and shut in time with his words. "Play around
a bit, I bet you could make something of it."
· · · · ·
The campaign stop was a real jamboree. There
was a mounted parade of Civil War veterans in full uniform on
horseback, and at least five brass bands, followed by fifteen
carriages—mayors and minor politicians, Sam Clemens guessed,
people who hoped something of the pomp of the occasion might
rub off on them. Several hundred people in full top hats and
brass-buttoned jackets marched on foot, each waving (somewhat
incongruously) a palm-frond fan. These were followed by a
choir of women standing on a flatbed truck decorated with red,
white, and blue silk and drawn by four sweating plow horses in
flower-bedecked harness. Bryan pumped every outstretched hand
thrust at him, what seemed like unending millions of them,
trying to conserve his voice, which was on the verge of
breaking.
"There is no greater entertainment in the world than a
political campaign," Sam remarked to Miss Bernhardt, who was
in his company again that day. Nikola Tesla had promised them
something special, and he wondered what it would be. Drums
rang out and trombones blared in five different tunes, with
horses snorting and whinnying with no regard to the rhythm or
tune. He couldn't even hear the women singers—the Morristown
Presbyterian Choir, according to the sign—except for a stray
note on occasions when the trombones paused.
They stood on the reviewing stand along with a half-dozen
other notables. Miss Bernhardt was basking in her element,
wearing an outrageous purple dress and an elaborate hat with
at least three feet of magenta ostrich plume on it, waving to
the crowd and smiling. Sam enjoyed the attention as well, in
an absent fashion, but would have rathered that they got on
with the show, whatever it was. He was in his trademark white
linen suit, with a white panama hat and a diamond-studded
bolo-tie, a gift from an admirer in Nevada.
Nikola Tesla had escorted them to the stand. He had stood
with them for a moment to survey the crowd dispassionately,
surrounded by pigeons, but then vanished along with Mr. Czito,
promising only that they should have a surprise if they stayed
to sunset.
It was nearly sunset now, as best Sam could tell, the day
being rather overcast, and Mr. Bryan was still shaking hands,
working his way slowly toward them. At last he reached the
platform and climbed the wooden steps to the podium, shaking
hands on the way with each of the dignitaries on the platform.
"Mr. Mark Twain," he said. "A pleasure. I'm a great admirer of
your work, a great admirer. I'm glad to see you joining us
doing the great work of God."
"I'd be pleased for you to call me Samuel, Mr. Bryan," Sam
said. "By God, it's an honor to meet a politician who isn't a
skunk and a god-damned liar. Give 'em hell."
Bryan's brow furrowed a moment as if he'd been gravely
insulted, and he seemed about to say something, but then he
reconsidered, replying only, "I see you live up to your
reputation." He turned to kiss Miss Bernhardt's hand. "A
pleasure to meet you, Madam. Enchanté."
Behind them, something odd was going on. A wooden
scaffolding was being erected with cranes and pulleys, and
strings of Tesla lamps were being stretched along the beams, a
thousand of them or more. As the crowd began to notice
something was going on, a murmur went through them. Sam could
hear a steam engine chuff to life somewhere in the distance.
The pulleys had now raised an entire curtain of Tesla lamps,
filling out a rectangle fifty feet high.
In front of William Jennings Bryan, Mr. Czito had set up
some sort of contraption of lenses and a spinning disk. An
Edison kinetoscopic camera? No, the device had no reels of
kinetoscopic film, but instead a spaghetti tangle of
electrical wiring snaked away toward the electrical screen
that rose behind the candidate. This was something stranger.
The crowd was chanting now, "Bryan! Bryan! Bryan!" The
candidate raised his hand, and the chant intensified.
Bryan began to speak, and his voice, louder than a
mountain, boomed out across the square like the voice of God.
By gum, Sam thought, damned if Tesla hasn't found a way to
electrically magnify the human voice. The crowd subsided into
a moment of awed silence.
But the electrical voice magnification was the least of
Tesla's surprises. Behind the candidate, the giant matrix of
Tesla lamps dawned into fluorescence. Ten thousand tiny
electrical lamps glowed, and waves of color rippled across the
screen. The crowd gasped with one voice, thinking that this
was itself an electrical miracle, but in a moment the swirling
colors settled down, and a fuzzy shape was visible in the
patterns of dark and light made by the glowing lamps.
It was impossible to make out at first. The eye had no
standards by which to measure such an image; nothing like it
had ever been seen in the world. Was that a face? Yes, a face,
definitely a face. The face of William Jennings Bryan! The
murmur of the crowd grew to a rumble, and then a roar of
delight. Yes, yes, now it was clear indeed, clear as any
picture; it was a picture painted from ten thousand points of
light! It was the candidate, and it moved! The electrically
magnified voice spoke, and the lips on the picture of light
moved with it, almost as if the image itself spoke!
"Does this contraption work?" the voice said. "By Goodness,
I can hear myself! Mr. Tesla, you are indeed a genius."
Not great first words for such a marvelous occasion, Sam
thought. Mr. Bryan has missed a chance; he should have had
something prepared, like perhaps, "What hath God wrought?" But
the crowd laughed and roared its approval, and Bryan continued
stolidly on.
"Ladies of the choir and gentlemen of the band, veterans of
the war and people of the great State of New Jersey," the
magnified voice said, and above him, the portrait of light
moved and spoke. "I come to you a humble supplicant, asking
for only one thing, one small thing. Give me but your vote,
your one vote, and we shall bring this nation to the greatness
which God above in his infinite wisdom has decreed and
intended."
And every single eye was transfixed, every living brain
mesmerized, by the flickering illusion of life.
· · · · ·
Tesla's moving images were instantly the talk
of the nation. "An artwork of light unprecedented in history,"
the Herald said. "Mr. Tesla states that soon he will be
able to beam these images across the ether," the story
continued. "These broadcast images, which he names
tele-videon, or 'distance sight'—"
Horovitz threw down the newspaper. "If Tesla can beam these
images on electrical waves, Bryan will campaign in towns where
he's never even been," Horovitz declared. "That will beat the
talking dolls and even the kinetoscope to hell and gone. He'll
outcampaign us ten to one. A hundred to one! How many of these
tele-videon screens can he make?"
"Surely each tele-videon screen is expensive," Hanna said,
waving his cigar dismissively. "I hear tell each of those
rarefied-gas lamps costs ten cents. How many are there in a
screen, ten thousand? That would mean a tele-videon screen
must cost a thousand dollars! At that price, they won't afford
very many."
"Don't put it beyond Mr. Westinghouse," Horovitz said.
"It's no secret that he's backing Tesla. And he's a cunning
one, no naif to manufacturing. If anybody will find a way to
lower the cost, Westinghouse will."
And, indeed, in factories in the Lower East Side,
Westinghouse was putting women to work manufacturing the
miniature Tesla lamps, and next to them children worked with
nimble fingers to string them together into the screens. The
idea of broadcasting tele-videon images using Marconi
telegraphy was crazy, one of Tesla's endless supply of utopian
speculations, but Westinghouse had long ago decided to ignore
Tesla's more speculative flights of fancy. He had a better
idea anyway; one that would work. America was crisscrossed
with telegraph lines, and they could send the tele-videon
signals across the telegraph lines to every city and every
village, every railroad stop in America.
Campaigning in Wisconsin, Thomas Edison found out about it
with the morning newspapers. Edison was surprised, but nobody
could get one up on Edison, not for long. He sent a long
telegram to his West Orange laboratory, with a series of
investigations that he wanted done on cathode-ray phosphors,
and followed it up by cutting short his upcoming campaign
stops and, within the week, headed back for West Orange
laboratory to work. He normally slept for two, sometimes even
three hours a day, but when he was challenged, and his
gumption was up, he didn't waste time sleeping. On the train
east, he studied the tele-videon fiercely and pondered hard on
the workings of it. Before long, he had set his ideas in order
for how he would improve on it. If his ideas bore out, he
could use his fluoroscope technology together with electron
beams to make an Edison-effect ray-tube. It would have far
better definition than Tesla's flickering lamps; anybody who
saw the new Edison images would laugh at Tesla's crude dot
pictures.
He would have the first patents drawn up in a day or so,
and then they would be ready. Yes, if Tesla wanted an
invention fight, he'd find a fight on his hands, all right.
· · · · ·
"We're watching your ratings, sir, and it
doesn't look so good."
"Ratings, young man?" William Jennings Bryan said to the
assistant. "I don't believe I follow."
"How people rate the show."
Bryan cocked his head and frowned. "I daresay some people
consider politics to be a show, but I assure you, young man, a
showman I have never been. If it is a show, then what I show
is only the truth."
Sunday was his day for relaxing, but although he was
nominally resting in his private railroad car, that only meant
that the cameras and the press weren't in with him right at
the moment. Bryan knew well enough that, for a serious
campaigner, there would be no real relaxing until after
November. This young man should have respected his privacy,
but the tele-videon crew had been conferring in their
equipment room all day, and he had been expecting somebody to
barge in sooner or later. He put down his pen and turned the
full force of his attention to the young man.
"That's the problem in a nutshell, sir," the young man
said. "You're no showman. We've been doing the tele-videon
show for a week now …" Seeing Bryan's wince, he paused for a
second, but went on: "Sorry, sir, but that's what the staff
call it. A show. We're watching the ratings. You see, sir,
that first time, the novelty of the tele-videon holds them,
but when it wears off, your speech … Well, it's not a show,
that's it. It's—"
"Boring," Bryan said.
"Well, yes, sir. Boring."
"My speeches are too long."
The young man was apparently oblivious to the hint of
sarcasm in Bryan's affectless delivery and nodded
enthusiastically in agreement. "Gaseous." He flinched at
Bryan's suddenly darkened expression, but he didn't back off.
"That's the word we hear. Gaseous."
Bryan sighed. "And you want?"
"Not such a long sermon, sir. Couldn't you do, maybe, some
shorter bits, something that people can bite off more easily?"
"I will think on it."
"Sir, if—"
Bryan raised his hand. "Enough. I will think on it, I said,
and so I will do. Enough. Leave me."
When the young man left, Bryan scowled. So they thought him
gaseous, did they? What did they desire, real political
reform, or did they want just appearances?
Ah, that was the question, wasn't it, what the people
wanted. He knew what they needed: reform, breaking the
railroad monopolies, a turning away from the poisoning
tentacles of imperialism, and a turning toward God. But what
they wanted? He had once thought that a leader should shape
the wills of the people, but long years in politics made him
doubt his own vision.
But then Reverend Conroy came in, and Bryan stood up and
smiled, a genuine smile. "Reverend Conroy, do come in. I am
quite pleased to see you."
The reverend took off his hat. "Thank you kindly. Your
offer was a most kind one, a very generous offering of your
time."
Bryan laughed. "Why, I should say the same to you. It's not
so often that a man of the cloth gives up his pulpit, and I am
quite cognizant of the honor, I assure you."
"I have heard you talk and do believe you to be a man of
God."
"I do my best, Reverend Conroy."
"And that is more than most people, I assure you. My flock
will be happy to hear from you, if only as a respite from
hearing me drone on. May I ask, have you a title for the
sermon you will be giving? No politics in it, I do hope?"
"Indeed you may ask. I will talk on the subject of the
Menace of Evolution."
"You'll be taking on monkey-ism!" Conroy's face broke out
into a huge grin. "Ah, I've heard tell that you are a fighter,
and I'm pleased as a bear with a watermelon to hear you'll
wrestle them atheists head-on!" He pumped Bryan's hand. "I'm
looking forward to it, I tell you, looking forward to it."
"And I as well," Bryan said. "After a week surrounded by
sycophants, office-seekers, and the jackals of the press, it
will be a joy to spend a few hours among simple pious
Christians, a joy indeed."
· · · · ·
Bryan's sermon was a wonderful success. He
had kept the audience spellbound, alternately making them
angry and then releasing their anger with laughter, for nearly
two hours. So the tele-videon crew thought people wanted short
sound bites, did they? But these were his people, the simple
and believing farmers and workers of America, not the atheists
and agnostics who ran politics.
Afterward, they hadn't wanted to leave, coming forward in a
huge press to shake his hand, tell him how they liked his
sermon, even coming to offer money for the campaign against
Darwinism, which he diverted to the church offering box. One
earnest young man with a waxed handlebar mustache had even
wanted to debate him, and he had put that man in his place
with half a dozen well-chosen sentences, skewering his poorly
thought-out Darwinism and sending up peals of laughter from
the crowd. Finally Reverend Conroy had managed to take him
away to his private office for a moment of relaxation.
"That was a fine talking, Mr. Bryan," the Reverend said.
"Indeed, about the finest I've ever heard."
"Thank you most kindly."
"I was wondering …" The Reverend hesitated.
"Please, do speak freely."
"Well, it occurs to me that you have used this new
tele-videon to bring your political message to the people.
Could you not use the same invention to bring the word of God?
The people are starving for the Gospel, and I thought …"
Bryan raised his hand. "The tele-videon is a wonderful
device, no mistaking, but it is not mine to do with as I wish.
Were I to use it on my own behalf, it would be misdirection of
campaign money, and dishonesty of any sort, no matter how well
intentioned, is something I will have no truck with."
"Perhaps … we could pay for the use of the equipment? Lease
it, as it were?"
Bryan laughed. "Have you any idea how expensive it is? Why,
it would cost over fifty dollars an hour to lease the
tele-videon alone—not even counting the money to lease
telegraph wires and halls to show the image."
"Fifty dollars …" Reverend Conway mused. "Why, that's not
so much. Ten thousand people could watch a sermon. Fifty
thousand! If each of ten thousand people were to be asked to
contribute but a dime, and if only one in ten did so, why, we
would cover our costs and even have money extra."
Bryan laughed. "Ah, you are, I think, a plutocrat in
disguise! I accept your bargain. If you arrange it, I shall
speak, and from the contributions, what is left over after
paying the lease we shall split evenly, half for your church
and half for my campaign."
Reverend Conway stood up and stretched out his hand. "Sir,
it is done."
· · · · ·
Nikola Tesla introduced Sam Clemens to
Bryan's campaign staff, and particularly to the tele-videon
electrical crew. Then he and Mr. Czita headed back to his Long
Island laboratory to work on perfecting his atmospheric
radiations of electrical tension.
Miss Bernhardt had gone back with him. Sam was vaguely
annoyed by that; since first Clara and then Livy had left him
three years ago, he had not realized how much he had missed
the comfort of feminine company. And it was not the crude
physical pleasures of intimate interplay that he missed, but
simply the gentle companionship. He had enjoyed Miss
Bernhardt's company more than he'd thought possible.
He wondered what Miss Bernhardt got from the companionship
of Tesla. Certainly not the human commerce of wit and passion
that passed as the ordinary stuff of social intercourse; Tesla
was a man of titanic passions, but his passions were of an
ethereal nature wholly disconnected from ordinary corporeal
lust.
But meanwhile, Clemens stayed on, interested in seeing the
campaign from an insider's perch. He enjoyed the good
fellowship of the tele-videon electrical crew, somewhat less
refined company than that of Miss Bernhardt, but in their way
enjoyable. The crew were a congenial bunch, most of them
awkward boys barely older than puppies, all elbows and thumbs
until they had their hands buried inside an electrical dynamo.
All of them were fascinated by electricity and mechanisms, and
all of them had dreams of riches as inventors and
industrialists in the new century. The interior of the
tele-videon electrical shack was supposed to be a secret, and
definitely off-limits to passersby, but Sam ignored the posted
signs and spent half his time in the electrical shack, looking
on with curiosity as the boys showed off their expertise with
the tele-videon and entertaining them with stories of Tesla.
Sam had been a bit of an inventor a few years back, and he
told them the story of the typesetting machine, spinning the
yarn out and discovering that he could milk it for laughs,
although at the time it had meant years of work wasted, ending
in frustration and bankruptcy.
The other half of his time he spent with the campaign's
hangers-on (of which there were many) in his well-practiced
role of the celebrated man of letters, accepting with smooth
grace offers of an occasional glass of whisky or a good cigar.
The campaign was settled into the Hotel Gloriana now. The
tele-videon shack was set up, along with its steam-powered
electrical dynamo, in a vacant lot next door, but right at the
moment the electrical boys were taking a break and had gone
into town, and so he was sitting in the lobby, a place of
antimacassar-clad flowered armchairs and elegant pink
decorations that felt like being in a birthday cake.
He still didn't know what to make of Bryan. For a week now,
the man had given his daily evangelistic speech over the
tele-videon, and at the end of it had emphasized how the
listeners should give money so that they could continue God's
work.
God's work! Sam snorted. This tele-videon evangelism was
the greatest flim-flam operation he'd ever seen worked; the
people watching were completely mesmerized by the moving
lights, and every time Bryan said that they needed to give
money, cheques and pledges and ragged silver coins flowed in
like a dam had burst. Bryan was no deliberate Chicago con man;
he seemed completely sincere. But the daily evangelism was
changing him. He was suddenly making far more money from his
religious donors than he'd ever made from political donations.
His political speeches were now more directly religious in
tone, and in the latest one he had actually called for
constitutional amendments, one to ban alcohol and another to
forbid the teaching of Darwinism.
And now he was coming over here, drifting though the cloud
of sycophants. Sam cut the end off of a cigar to prepare
himself for the great man, struck a match and puffed it to
life, and put it down.
"So, Mr. Clemens," Bryan said. "What do you think of my
speech? Any words of wisdom?"
Sam shook his head. "Mr. Bryan. Quite a show you give, but
I must allow as I'm too much of a reprobate to change entirely
to your point of view."
"Nonsense, Mr. Clemens."
"If you ask me …"
"Do speak, Mr. Clemens."
"Ask me, I think you should back off a little bit on the
constitutional amendment talk."
Bryan laughed. "Certainly, with your well-known love of
whisky, you would."
"Not just that one; I don't think much of the amendment to
ban Darwinism, either."
"Atheists should be allowed to teach evolutionism to their
heart's content, Mr. Clemens, but not in publicly funded
schools. You are an intelligent man. Surely you are not
descended from a monkey?"
Clemens took a draw from his cigar. "Hear my friends talk,
I expect I am. Some people are nearer to monkeys than others,
but seems to me, when we talk about being descended from
monkeys, it's the monkeys ought to be offended."
"Mr. Clemens, I don't know whether to be outraged or
amused. Are you secretly an atheist? I don't believe as I've
heard you speak on your beliefs. What exactly is your stand?"
Clemens puffed again, to give him a pause before speaking.
"Well, you know, Mr. Bryan, in my opinion you have your two
kinds of opinions. You have your public opinions, that you
talk about in the papers, and then you have your private
opinions, that you don't spread about."
"No, Mr. Clemens, I think not. If I believe something, I
tell everybody and keep nothing back. You are intimating, I
think, that you believe all men to be liars."
"Not exactly liars. No sir, I wouldn't say that. Perhaps a
little less private in some of their opinions than others,
maybe."
"And tell me, then, these private opinions of yours. In the
great war between God and Satan, where do you stand?"
Twain puffed at his cigar and looked at Bryan, in his
vested wool suit, with his gold-chained watch, with his round
and open face. The man was dressed like a politician, but he
was a farmer, you could see that. To hell with it, Sam
thought.
"You ask for truth, Mr. Bryan? I will tell you, then. I
believe I just might take my stand with Mr. Satan."
"There are some matters too serious for humor, Mr. Clemens,
and I believe this is one of them."
"Well, Mr. Bryan. Seems to me that religions write their
books denouncing Mr. Satan, and say the most injurious things
'bout him, but we never hear his side."
"Quite to the contrary, Mr. Clemens. We hear Satan's voice
every day. It is God's voice that is small, and we must be
silent to listen."
"Bosh. The world's full of bible thumpers, and you're just
another one of them, a little more successful than most. Can't
cross the street some days without some revival preacher going
on and on with smug and vaporous pieties. Can't hear yourself
think. Satan? I am personally going to undertake his
rehabilitation. He's been given a bum rap, I think, and I'm
quite looking forward to meeting him myself to get his side of
the story."
"I think you—"
"And as for preachers," Clemens continued, ignoring Bryan,
"my experience is that they are for the main part con men.
Slick talkers who extract money from people by promising
paradise in the sky. I don't have much use for them."
"Mr. Clemens," Bryan said coldly, "I believe you have just
called me a con man."
Sam nodded slowly. "Reckon maybe I did."
"Mr. Clemens, I and my campaign have showed you
hospitality. I don't believe that I am expected to tolerate
insults. Please absent yourself. My assistants will be
instructed that you are no longer a person who is desired in
my presence, now or in the future."
Sam nodded. "You asked for my private opinions. You got
'em. Can't say you weren't warned. Oh, and about Darwin. I
expect that I lean a little his way, too."
· · · · ·
The Edison campaign was foundering.
In only two weeks, Edison's laboratory had brought out
fluorovision tubes to compete with the Tesla tele-videon. Now
the two campaigns competed fiercely over which one could lease
more telegraph wires to bring campaign speeches to the
boroughs, engaging in a competition much to the profit of the
telegraph companies.
But the political maps meticulously kept by Mr. Horovitz
were pierced by an unhealthy infusion of red pins, the color
of Bryan's Democrats, expanding slowly but inexorably from the
heartland outward.
From the Alleghenies to the Rocky Mountains, farmers and
working men were listening to Bryan. It was not Bryan's
campaign speeches that were winning him converts, but his
rapidly expanding tele-videon ministry. Bryan had somehow
tapped directly into the American heart. He would tell his
listeners about the healing power of Jesus and lead the
faithful in prayer, and the next day a hundred newspapers
reported how blind men began to see. He would lead the
faithful in song, and if the papers were to be credited, the
deathly sick would sit up from their deathbeds and join the
singing. And when Bryan said that they needed money, across
America the faithful opened their hearts and their wallets,
sending money to Bryan by the barrel, by the ox-cart, by the
freight load.
Edison's sermons, about how he would reform government by
bringing in scientific management, went almost unheard.
Yet when Sam Clemens came (walking right past the
receptionist who but a month ago had told him that Edison
would never be available to see him), Edison was remarkably
cheerful. "Mr. Mark Twain!" he said in a loud voice. "I am a
great admirer of yours!"
"Thank you," Clemens said.
Edison turned his head. "Could you talk a little more
distinctly? I have to admit, I have a slight difficulty in
hearing."
Clemens cleared his throat and said more loudly, "I said,
thank you."
"Ah, that's what I expected you'd say. Say, the way I heard
things, you and Miss Bernhardt were the ones worked out
inventing this tele-videon thing. Any truth to that rumor?"
"Maybe a tiny bit of truth, Mr. Edison," Clemens said. "Not
so much."
"Truth, you say? Ah—that's a wonderful bit of inventing.
Took me almost a week to match it. If you ever need a job,
come up to my factory, I'll have Charles fix you up with a
job. Tell him I sent you."
"I'm not in the inventing business these days," Clemens
said. "I confess Nikola did the electrical part."
"Eh? Nikola? Ah, my erstwhile employee. Well, he's a
tinkerer, reckon I have to give him that, but not much of a
practical man." Edison's manner changed abruptly to business.
"So, Mr. Twain, what is your purpose in coming to visit? I'm a
busy man, I must say."
"Well, Mr. Edison, I'm here on business," Sam said. "Got
something to sell, what turns out to be just exactly what I
figure you need."
"And what, exactly, is this I need?"
"You have an invention, I see, but you don't rightly know
just what to do with it, I reckon," he said. "The
tele-what-is-it, that is."
"The fluorovision."
"That's the whatsit. You can send moving pictures out over
the wires to everybody from Petunia Flats to East Hell, but
you can't find anything to get them to watch."
Edison waved his hands. "My corporation is making films
right now. Let Bryan use his tele-videon for superstition. The
Edison fluorovision will bring education to the masses."
"And will this win the campaign for you, Mr. Edison?"
"No," Edison said emphatically. "No, that it will not."
"You need an entertainer. A performer. A showman."
Edison seemed about to object, but then paused a moment and
said, "Perhaps I do. And you propose?"
"The best." Samuel Clemens smiled and bowed. "Myself, of
course."
"And?"
"I will thrill the masses and bring laughter and music and
culture to the people. And make them watch and listen … and,
in so doing, put them in a mood to hear your message."
"And you call this?"
Samuel Clemens smiled. "I will call it The Mark Twain
Variety Hour."
· · · · ·
"And that's the story, every word of it
unvarnished truth," Mark Twain said. "Or anyway, that's the
way I heard it told, and now I'm telling you."
The live audience howled its laughter, and Clemens bowed
and smiled. He dropped out of his Mark Twain voice and turned
to the camera.
"This wraps up today's Variety Hour," he said in his
finest lecturing voice. "Turn to us next week, same time, same
place, when we will bring you the celebrated vaudevillians
Fields and Weber. Let me assure you, they're the funniest
things on four legs. And we'll have the famous soliloquy from
Shakespeare's masterpiece "Hamlet," acted out by the
magnificent Mam'selle Bernhardt of Paris. We'll have the
musical genius John Philip Sousa, and, last and, well, least,"
he paused for the laugh, "yours truly just perhaps might be
convinced to read you a new story from Calaveras county.
"This will be a show you won't want to miss, gentlemen and
ladies. Until then, try Cleveland Soap, it keeps you clean.
And finally, tell all your friends: A vote for Edison is a
vote for America."
The camera came in for its final close-up, and he gave it
his famous wink and a smile and then signaled with his hands
for the cut. Immediately his crew rushed in with a glass of
whisky and a cigar, and he dropped into his easy chair.
"How'd I do?"
"You were great, Mr. Twain!" the camera boy said. "The best
ever!"
It was an unnecessary question. He knew the show had done
well today. He had put in two of Edison's messages and had
managed to mention Cleveland Soap five times and Lydia
Pinkham's Elixir for Ladies six times. Each mention was a
hundred dollars in his pocket.
He was flush, he was in his stride, and he loved every
minute of it. With the new televideon broadcasting, Samuel
Clemens had found his element and was on top of the world. Did
Mr. Bryan think he could hold them with his tele-evangelism?
He would give Mr. Bryan a lesson on how to grab an audience,
that he would, that he would indeed.
· · · · ·
Horovitz leaned forward and shut off the
televideon. (It was an Edison fluorovision, of course, not the
crude Tesla tele-videon, but the word televideon had somehow
stuck.)
Mr. Westinghouse promised that within the year, he would
have his improved televideons in the home of every man with
ten dollars in his pocket—and now that Westinghouse was making
a profit on them, he made sure that the programs sent out over
the telegraph wires were compatible with both.
For all his hard work, the election was going to be too
close to call, Horovitz knew, but already he was thinking far
beyond that. Forget the election-- it didn't even matter any
more, he reckoned. It was going to be the man on the
televideon, not the president, who would be the real leader of
this coming generation.
It was time to leave politics. He was tired of it anyway.
Twain's variety show proved that people would watch, and
Horovitz thought that this was just the beginning. Over the
years, he had learned how to tell people what they wanted. If
they would watch Mr. Twain tell jokes, would not people watch,
say, a game of baseball on the televideon? Or perhaps
football? Wrestling? Which one would play better on the
screen? Could he dramatize some of the penny-dreadful novels,
perhaps some western gunfighter stories? The eyes of America
were eagerly waiting.
Ah, the twentieth century! So many possibilities! He leaned
back and lit his cigar. Barely three years old, and already it
was turning out to be a doozy. He could hardly wait to find
out what would come next.
The End
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