Contents CHAPTER 1 Tom Spots a Card Shark 3 CHAPTER 2 Tom at the Throttle 21 CHAPTER 3 Off on the Wrong Foot 37 CHAPTER 4 Tom's First Day at the Academy 53 CHAPTER 5 From Bad to Worse 66 CHAPTER 6 The Academy Candy Store 84 CHAPTER 7 Goodness Doesn't Pay 101 CHAPTER 8 The Men tal Marvel 112 CHAPTER 9 Mystery of the Missing Mattress 130 CHAPTER 10 Basketball and the Bishop 148 The Great Brain at the Academy CHAPTER ONE Tom Spots a Card Shark WHEN MY BROTHER TOM began telling people in Adenville, Utah, that he had a great brain everybody laughed at him, including his own family. We all thought he was trying to play some kind of a kid's joke on us. But after he had used his great brain to swindle all the kids in town and make fools of a lot of grownups nobody laughed at my brother anymore. I think that was why just about everybody in town except his own family was glad to see Tom leave Adenville on September 1, 1897. And I couldn't help thinking that Papa must have felt kind of relieved too, although he didn't show it. Papa was editor and publisher of the Aden- ville Weekly Advocate and was considered one of the smartest men in town. But some of the shenanigans Tom had pulled with his great brain were enough to make Papa feel like a blooming idiot. Now he wouldn't have to worry about men dropping into his office to complain that Tom had swindled their sons. Mamma cried a lot at the depot but she also must have felt at least a little relief. She wouldn't have to worry for the next nine months about mothers telephoning her to complain about Tom. The truth of the matter, though, was that although Tom had been a junior-grade confidence man since he was eight years old, he had never realty cheated anybody. With his great brain he simply devised schemes that made people swindle themselves. Tom and my eldest brother Sweyn were bound for the Catholic Academy for Boys in Salt Lake City. We only had a one-room schoolhouse in Adenville, where Mr. Standish taught the first through the sixth grades. Any parents wanting their kids to get a higher education had to send them to Salt Lake City. Tom was only eleven going on twelve but so smart that Mr. Standish had let him skip the fifth grade. Sweyn was two years older and going back to the academy for his second year. A stranger who saw us three brothers together would never have guessed we were related. Sweyn looked like our Danish-American mother, with blond hair and a light complexion. I had dark unruly hair and dark eyes, just like Papa- Tom didn't look like either Mamma or Papa unless you sort of put them to- gether, and he was the only one in the family who had freckles. Tom promised to write to me every week. The first letter I received told me how he had spotted a card shark on the train. I didn't find out all the details, though, until my brothers came home for Christmas vacation. Then I got Sweyn to tell me what had happened and later Tom told me what had happened. But there was something wrong. Sweyn didn't mention several things Tom told me. And Tom d;dn't mention his invention for trains which Sweyn told me all about. That is why I figure the only way to tell what really happened is to put their stories together and tell it in my own way. Tom admitted he felt down in the dumps as the train pulled out of Adenvilie. I couldn't blame him. It was the first time he had ever been away from home- I knew when I became old enough to go to the academy that I would probably bawl like a baby. "Go ahead and cry," Sweyn said as the train left the depot. *Tt is nothing to be ashamed about. I know I did last year my first time away from home." Tom sure wanted to cry but he'wasn't going to give Sweyn the satisfaction of knowing it. "Maybe I don't feel like crying," he lied. "Pardon me," Sweyn said sarcastically. "I just thought being separated from Mom and Dad and our kid brother for the first time might make you feel sad. Well, I know something that will make you cry. You won't be able to swindle the kids at the academy and get away with shenan- igans like you pulled in Adenville. Those Jesuit priests are strict." Sweyn's superior big-brother attitude was beginning to get on Tom's nerves. "You are just jealous of my great brain," he said. "It is warm in here. I'm going to open a window." "You do and you'll get a cinder in your eye," Sweyn said. That was enough to make Tom open the window even if he got ten cinders in his eyes. He had never let Sweyn boss him around at home and he wasn't about to start now. Sure enough, he got a cinder in his eye. He pulled his head inside quickly and shut the window. "What did I tell you?" Sweyn said. "Take the corner of your handkerchief and get it out," Tom said. "Say please," Sweyn said, smiling and pretending he enjoyed seeing Tom suffer. "Never mind," Tom said. "I'll go to the washroom and get it out myself." "I was just joking," Sweyn said, taking out his hand- kerchief. He got the cinder out of Tom's eye just as the con- ductor came into the coach. The conductor was a big ruddy-faced man wearing the traditional blue uniform and cap with a big gold watch chain across his vest. When he came to them he took their tickets and placed two blue stubs under the metal tabs on the seats. Then he looked at Tom's red eye- "I see it didn't take you long to learn not to open a window on a train, sonny," he said. Being called "sonny" always made Tom angry. "My name is Tom Fitzgerald, not sonny," he said. "And I can't help wondering why they don't put screens on coach windows so passengers won't get cinders in their eyes." "Well now, Tom Fitzgerald." the conductor said, "it just so happens that on the newer coaches on the main line we do have screens on the windows. But you still can't open a window when the train is moving." "Why not?" Tom asked. "Smoke from the locomotive would get into the pas- senger cars," the conductor said. "They could fix it so all windows could be opened without any cinders or smoke getting into the passenger cars," Tom said, although he didn't have the least idea of exactly how it could be done. "And just how would they do that?" the conductor aaked. "I'm sure the president of this railroad and of every other railroad would be delighted to know." Tom didn't miss seeing the conductor wink at the other passengers. He tapped his index finger to his tem- ple. "I'll put my great brain to work on it," he said, "and let you know when you finish collecting tickets." "I'll be back," the conductor said. "I wouldn't miss hearing this for the world." All the passengers in the coach except Sweyn began to laugh. Sweyn felt so embarrassed that he slid way down in his seat. "You have only been on this train for about ten minutes," he said, "and you've already made us the laugh- ing stock of everybody in this coach." "They won't be laughing very long," Tom said, con- fident that his great brain would not let him down. "You must be plumb loco," Sweyn said with disgust. "They have engineers with years of experience designing trains. If there was any way to open windows without get- ting cinders and smoke into the passenger cars they would have invented it." Do you think that made Tom give up? Heck no. "The men who built Conestoga wagons and prairie schooners never thought of putting brakes on them," he said. "Thousands of emigrants who came West had to chain their rear wheels when going down a grade. Then one day one of them got tired of chaining his wheels. He used a shovel handle, a couple of two-by-fours to