Anything (by Philip St. John)

Until Anything came to Carlsburg, I thought I knew the town like the back of my hand. A small-town paper is built on knowledge of the people it serves, rather than news value, and I’d been editing the weekly Union Leader, unofficially known as the Onion, for eight

years. But the rumors I heard of the Man in Brown refused to fit into the picture.

In common with most small farming communities where the population is falling instead of rising, gossip was the leading rival of the newspaper; and in Carlsburg, it had been raised to a high art. From Aunt Mabel’s dizzy spells to Uncle Tod’s rheumatism, everybody’s business was common property, and a stranger should have been dissected and analyzed within three days.

The Man in Brown wasn’t. There were rumors, of course, but they all boiled down to practically nothing. Apparently, he’d first been seen about a week before, looking for work, and vouchsafing no information about himself. For some reason, nobody had thought to ask him who he was or where he came fromwhich was the mystery of the affair.

Jim Thompson dropped into the Union Leader’s office one mom-ing, to talk about some advertising and to relay his wife’s orders. Jim was the owner of the local lumberyard and hardware store, and one of the best advertisers I had, even if he did wear himself bald trying to save pennies.

“Now, Luke,” he told me, “it’s up to you to find out about this here Brown Man, and Molly don’t want any nonsense. That’s what you’re supposed to be doing, running a newspaper like you are. Molly swears she’ll drop her ‘scription and get the club to do the same, if you don’t find out about him. He’s been in town over a week now, ain’t he?”

“Uh-huh.” Molly ran the Carlsburg Culture Club, and I’d had trouble with her before. “I’ve been trying to get the facts, Jim, but the lack of information is stupendous. Anyhow, I heard yesterday that your wife has already met the fellow, which is more than I’ve been able to do. What’d she say about him?”

“He come to the door asking for work, seems like; said he didn’t want no pay. Now I ask you, don’t that sound half-cracked?” Thompson reached over for my tobacco and filled his pipe, fishing around for a match until I handed him one. “Molly give him the mower and told him to cut the lawn, which he did right smart and proper. Seems like she no more’n stepped back inside when the job was done. So she give him the bowl of bread and milk he wantedthat’s all he’d take and away he went.”

It was the same story with minor variations that I’d heard all week; he was continually searching for odd jobs, and taking his pay in bread

and milk, or a place to sleep for the night. “But didn’t she ask him where he was from and what he intended doing?”

“That’s the funny part of it all. You know how Molly is?” Jim grinned and I nodded. Even in Carlsburg, Molly’s nose for scandal enjoyed a large reputation. “Somehow she never got around to asking him. They kinda talked about the weather and then begonias, but all the questions just slipped plumb out of Molly’s mind. Matter of fact, she didn’t even get his name.”

Thompson took out his fountain pen and turned to the bench where I kept the ink, but stopped halfway. “Speak of the devil,” he muttered, pointing across the street. “Here he comes now, headed right this way. Now see what you can make of him.”

The man crossing the street was ordinary enough in appearance, a little over average height, with a weathered brown hat and wrinkled brown suit hanging loosely on him. His very lack of distinction made description impossible, except for the easy humor of the smile he was wearing. With a loose springy stride, he came up the steps and leaned against the door facing me.

“Good morning, gentlemen. You’re Luke Short, the editor here, I believe?” The voice was soft and casual. “I’d like to run an advertisement in the paper if you’ll let me pay in work. I haven’t much use for money.”

“Know anything about typesetting?” I asked. My regular one-man staff had been sick, and I needed a man to replace him in the worst way. “If you do, I’ll run your item and pay regular wages.”

He sauntered in. “Anything. I’m sort of an all-around worker, from baby-minding to house building. Only I don’t work for money; just give me a place to stay and a couple of meals a day, and we’ll call it square. That’s what I wanted to say in the ad. You want the setting done now?”

“This afternoon.” I pulled out a galley proof and held it out as a* rough test; most people, I’ve found, don’t know six-point from great primer. “What size type is this?”

“Pica, or twelve-point on the caption; the rest’s brevier, or eight-point, upper and lower case. I told you I did anythinguse a stick or linotype, run a job press, make cuts, write copyanything. What’ll I do this morning and where’ll I sleep?”

Jim Thompson had finally succeeded in filling his pen and was sticking a few blotters and envelopes in his pocket. He piped up. “You say you do building work?”

“Anything.” The Man in Brown laid peculiar stress on the word whenever he used it.

“Well, I’m putting a new lumber shed up at the yard, and we’re a mite shorthanded.” The truth of that matter was that Jim had lost his workers because they asked more than he was willing to pay, and because his fat wife tried to run their private lives. “If you want work so bad, you can lay asbestos shingles, whenever Luke don’t want you. Sure you don’t want money? Okay, there’s a cot in the back office where you can sleep. That okay?”

“Perfectly. And you’ll find me a rapid worker, I’m sure.”

They were almost out of range before I remembered enough to shout after him. “Hey, you! What’ll I call you?”

He grinned back over his shoulder. “Anything,” he answered, and it struck me as being appropriate, at that.

I had to cover the Volunteer Fire Department’s proposed drive for money that noon, and it wasn’t until I neared my office that I remembered Anything. I also remembered that the old secondhand linotype was out of order as usual, and needed a new cam installed before it could be used. Well, the paper had gone to bed late often enough before, so there was no use worrying.

Anything had his feet cocked up on the desk when I came in, and a pile of galley sheets lay beside him. “Setting’s all done,” he said. “Want me to make it up while you finish that story you’ve been out on?”

I looked at my watch and calculated the time needed to set the work I’d left for him. It didn’t work out right, and a linotype refuses to be hurried, but there was no disputing the galley sheets; the work was done. “What about the linotype?”

“Oh, I fixed that. Had a little trouble finding whether you had a new cam, but my nose led me to it. By the way, your former helper called in to say the doctor says no more work for him. I stuck a ‘faithful service’ notice in the editorial column.”

“I suppose you finished laying Thompson’s shingles this morning, in your spare time?”

The sarcasm didn’t register. “I finished about eleven-thirtyhe only had eight thousand to lay. I spent my spare time over at the garage helping Sam White tear out and overhaul a tractor engine. How about that makeup?”

I gave up. “Okay, just as soon as I proofread these sheets.”

“No need. They’re all perfect now. I found a few broken-face type when I ran off the proofs, and fixed that up.” There was no hint of

boasting, and his voice was casual; but I’d punched ETAOIN SHRDLU myself, so I had no faith in perfect typesetting. I went over the proofs carefullyand there were no errors!

We put the paper to bed ahead of schedule for the first time in a year, and I took Anything home with me to the bungalow I was renting on the edge of town. For the benefit of subscribers, he’d written a quarter column on himself that gave no information but would fool the readers into thinking they knew all about him. Anything was a master of vague phrasing.

“Look here, Anything,” I opened up on him as he began cooking the supper, at his own insistence. “You might fool the others with that story you wrote, but just what is the truth? All you said was that you’d come from somewhere, done something, were somebody, and meant to stay here as long as you felt like it.”

He grinned and began dishing out the meal. “At least it wasn’t a lie, Luke. You like catsup with your meat?”

“I take meat straight. Better try some yourself.”

“Bread and milk’s all that agrees with my stomach. Let’s say I’m on a diet. How long you been running the Onion?”

“About eight years. Um, that’s good!” Anything was more chef than cook, and I appreciated a meal that wasn’t thrown together. “I’ve been trying to get on the regular papers in Chicago or Minneapolis, but there’s not much hope. I’d have to quit here and take pot-luck in the city; they don’t think much of small-town editors.”

He finished his frugal meal and accepted a cigarette. “You’re a pretty good man, Luke; maybe some paper’ll take you yet. In the meantime, you might do worse than the Onion. Thanks, I will take a piece of cheese, at that. You know, I think I’ll like it here.”

“Expect to stay long?”

“Maybe. It’s sort of hard to say, the way things go. I had a pretty fair job on a farm upstate, but the farmer was Scotch.”

I hoped for more information, but he gathered up the dishes and” carried them out to the sink in silence, refusing my help. “Thanks, but I can do them faster alone. I suppose I can’t blame people for suspecting me, at that. Anyone who works for room and board nowadays is supposed to be crazy; but I happen to have a dislike for money. The Scotchman got the idea I was a brownie.”

The word should have meant something to me, but not very much. I was sure it had something to do with superstition, though; something about little men who went around doing things for people until somebody tried to pay them, or they were driven away.

“Sort of an elf?” I hazarded.

“Sort of; you might call them Scotch elves. They tended cows or children, cleaned up the house of a woman who was sick, and made themselves useful in any way they could, though hardly anyone ever saw them work. Mostly they worked at nights, and all they wanted was a cranny in a barn where they could sleep and a bowl of food left for them once or twice a day. If anyone tried to force other payment on them, they had to leave.”

“That doesn’t sound like the sort of person a farmer should object to.”

“Well, there’s more to the superstition than that. It seems that they could do ill as well as good. Make the milk turn sour, cause a cow to go dry, and the like. Anytime they were displeased, it was bad business. Sometimes the people got together and drove them away, and that was always the wrong thing to do. So when I come around dressed in brown and working for their wages, a few people get worried.”

I could see where he’d worry some people, but more from curiosity than fear. “But the brownies, if I remember right, were supposed to be short little fellows. And I never read about their smoking or doing work in the newspaper line.”

“Oh, I’m not suggesting I am one.” He grinned with a hint of puckish amusement. “That sort of superstition has pretty well died out, anyway, and sensible peoplelike usknow there couldn’t be such things. Still, if there were, I imagine they’d be modernized by now. They’d have to be more human looking to mix with men, and they’d have to adapt themselves to city life, perhaps. Of course, some of the old rules might still apply.”

I wondered whether he was telling me all that in the hope of discouraging further questions, or whether he had some other purpose in mind. But that was his business. “Maybe they would change, if there were such things,” I agreed. “How about staying here tonight? That cot of Thompson’s won’t be overly comfortable.”

“It’ll be all right. Anyhow, Thompson’s putting me to work making general repairs tomorrow morning, so I’ll be up early. See you in the afternoon, Luke.”

As he disappeared toward the yard, I had a crazy idea that he’d do more than sleep during the night. Maybe it was what he’d been saying that caused it.

Jim Thompson came in the next morning with a. smile that was so genuine it had to mean money for him. “That Anything’s what

I call a worker,” he greeted me. “Does more work than any six men I ever had, and I don’t have to stand watch over him, neither. Just goes off by himself and first thing I know, he’s back asking for more.”

“He’s the best helper I ever had,” I agreed. “How’d your wife like the article I ran on him in this week’s paper?”

“Oh, fine, fine. ‘Bout time you got it out, too. She says it’s just what she wanted to know.”

I’d had other compliments on the item, too. Anything had succeeded beautifully in telling everybody what they wanted to know without actually telling a thing; but I didn’t explain that to Jim.

He drew some wrinkled sheets out of his pocket, covered with what he called writing, and I knew there was more advertising to be had from him. “Got a little job for you, Luke. Want you to run some handbills for me, like it says here.”

“Which is-“

“When you ever gonna learn to read?” He snorted at that for the hundredth time. “Okay, just say I’m willing to contract for repairs around town to cost only the price of the lumber and hardware. I’ll furnish the labor free for this week to anyone wanting work of that kind done. Town sorta needs a lot of repairs, I guess, and it’s a good thing for ‘em.”

When Jim offered free labor, it meant it was freeespecially to Jim. “You’ll get your value out of your cot out of Anything, won’t you?” I asked.

I had to admit that Anything was a good worker. When I’d opened the office that morning, I’d found an envelope inside the door with half a dozen news items in it; as I’d guessed, Anything hadn’t wasted the night. “Sam White’s figuring on cutting in on it, too. He called up this morning wanting Anything to help with a couple of cars when we’re not using him.”

“Sam’s a chiseler, always has been.” He rounded up a scratch pad and eraser and pocketed them. “You make him fork over for Any* thing’s board, or you’ll be a fool. By the way, you hear about Olsen’s sick horse?”

“No. The vet finally succeeded in curing it?”

“Vet didn’t have a thing to do with it, though he claims he done it all. Olsen woke up this morning and there the horse was, raring to go.” Thompson filled his pipe and picked up a couple of red pencils. “You get the handbills out right away, Luke. I’m expecting to sell a smart bit of lumber this week.”

Jim sold more than a smart bit. By the time the week was almost

up, there wasn’t a house in town that didn’t have some of Anything’s work in it, and several houses were practically made over. Where he found time for the work was a mystery that puzzled everyone except Thompson.

Anything worked when people were away from home, and there were rumors that he had a staff of assistants, but no one ever saw them. Molly Thompson had started that idea and the rumor that Anything was a millionaire come to town to rebuild it secretly; somebody else added that he was planning on opening a factory there, which explained his interest in Carlsburg. There were othei contradictory rumors, too, but that was the normal course of events in the town.

All I knew was that Anything could do more newspaper work in part of an” afternoon than any other man could turn out in a week, and better work, at that. If he stayed in town long enough, paid subscriptions should be doubled at the end of the year. Sam White felt the same about his garage business.

And then the Carlsburg Culture Club held its monthly meeting, and the rumors that had been drifting around were focused in one small group. As a clearinghouse for scandal, the Culture Club acted with an efficiency that approached absolute. But since it was purely for women, I had to wait for the results of the meeting until the sound and fury were over and Molly Thompson brought in the minutes for publication.

She usually came in about nine in the morning, but this time she was late. It was nearly ten when Anything opened the door and walked in, and I was still waiting.

“Good morning, Luke,” he said. “Is that bed over at your place still open to me?”

I nodded. “Sure is, Anything. What’s the matter with the cot and why aren’t you working for Jim this morning?”

“Carlsburg Culture Club,” he answered. But his grin was a little sour, and he sat back in the chair without offering to do anything around the place. “Molly‘11 be calling you up in a couple of minutes, I guess, and you’ll hear all the dirt then. Got a cigarette, Luke?”

When Anything asked for something, it was news good for two-inch type, purple ink and all. I handed him the cigarette and reached over to the phone that was beginning to ring. “Carlsburg Union Leader; editor speaking.”

Molly’s shrill voice tapped in over the wire, syllables spilling all

over each other. “Don’t you ‘editor’ me, Luke Short; I know your voice. You want them minutes, or don’t you?”

“Of course I do, Mrs. Thompson. People always want to know what happened at the Culture Club.” Personally, I doubted whether ten people, club members excepted, cared enough to know they were printed; I’d always begrudged the ink that put them on paper.

“You ain’t fooling me with that soft soap. But you do want our ‘scriptions, don’t you? There’s over forty of us, and we can make a lot of other people stop ‘scribing, too. You want our ‘scriptions?”

The line was old; I usually heard it six times a year, and in eight years, the words hadn’t changed. “Now, Mrs. Thompson, you know I want your subscriptions. What can I do for you this time?”

“Humph! Well, you better want ‘em.” She stopped for a dramatic pause and drew in her breath for a properly impressive explosion. “Then you get rid of that Anything, Luke Short! You hear me, you get him outta there today. You ‘n’ that husband of mine, mixing up with him like you had a bargain, just ‘cause you’re too stingy to hire honest workers. I’ll tell you, I put a bug in Jim’s ear, and he won’t try that again. And that Anythinga-telling me he was a millionaire trying to build up the town! Humph!”

I tried to calm her down and be patient. “Now, Mrs. Thomspon, I’m sure you’ll remember he never said that. I knew, of course, that several rumors were going around, but I can assure you he was responsible for none of them.”

“Like fun he wasn’t. Every member of the club had a different story, and every one of them heard it personal from him. They told me so themselves. Wasn’t no two alike!” Which was undoubtedly true; rumors in Carlsburg always were heard “personal” from the person concerned, according to reports. “And look what he done!”

Anything had come over and had his ear within a few inches of the receiveras near as his eardrums could stand. He was grinning. Molly Thompson went on with a truly religious zeal. .

“Going around doing all that work. It don’t fool me. He had a purpose, and you be sure it wasn’t for nobody’s good. Besides, look at Olsen’s horse. And Turner’s boy that got bit by a hyderphoby dog and never even felt it. And look at them gardens where nobody ever finds any weeds or quack grass anymore. Fanny Forbes saw him working in her garden one night. He’s up to everything funny that’s going on in this town, doing free work just to fool you men into thinking he’s your friend. It’s a good thing us women keep our eyes open, or you’d all wake up with your throats cut some morning.”

I remember another stranger who’d come to town before and shut himself up in a house, hardly coming out. The Culture Club had decided he was a famous swindler and tried to instigate tar-and-feather proceedings. They almost succeeded, too, when it was learned he was a writer trying to fulfill a contract for a book. Everything that was mysterious was evil to the club.

But I still tried to keep the peace. “I can’t see any wrong in what has been done. He merely told us he could do anything, and kept his word. Surely that’s nothing against the man.”

“Anything! I’d like to see a person who could do anything at all. If I couldn’t name a hundred things nobody could do, I’d eat my shoes. And him saying he could do anything!”

“So far, he’s done what he claimed, Mrs. Thompson, and I’m not firing him for that.”

She choked on it, and then snickered in greasy nastiness. “I’ll just show you whether he can do anything. If he’ll do just what I want him to, you keep him and I’ll not say another word. If he don’t, you fire him. That a bet?”

Anything nodded, but I didn’t like the sound of it. “Lord knows what she’s got in mind,” I warned him. He nodded again, emphatically, and there was little humor in the smile.

“It’s a bet. You tell him what you want,” I answered, handing Anything the phone.

She must have lowered her voice, because I couldn’t hear what she said next. But Anything’s smile grew sharp and pointed, and there was something on his face I’d never seen before, and didn’t want to see again. His usual soft voice was low and crisp as he finally spoke into the instrument.

“As you wish, Mrs. Thompson. It’s already done.”

There was a sudden shriek over the phone, and he put the receiver back on its hook. “Come on, Luke,” he said. “I’m afraid I got you into trouble that time, and I’m sorry about it. Let’s go home and see what happens.”

Well, the paper was all made up, ready to be turned out the next day, and there wasn’t much left to do. During the week I’d learned to respect Anything’s judgment, and I had a hunch that this was one of the times to follow his advice. In five minutes, the shop was closed, the curtains down, and we were heading back to my bungalow.

“You won’t believe it, Luke, so don’t ask questions” was all he would tell me. “She asked something she thought impossible, and

I did it. Matter of fact, you ought to kick me out and not be seen with me again.”

That shriek over the telephone had suggested the same; but, hell, I liked the fellow. “I’ll stick,” I told him. “And when you get ready to talk, I’ll listen. How about a little work in the garden this afternoon?”

We didn’t do much work, and at Anything’s suggestion, we made an early supper of it, leaving the dishes unwashed and sitting around smoking. He seemed to be waiting for something, or listening to something.

“You got any good friends in town, Luke?” he asked finally. “I mean, somebody you can really depend on in a pinch?”

“There’s Sam White. He’d lend me his last clean shirt. And he’s a pretty good friend of yours, if I’m not mistaken.”

“He seemed pretty square. You and he were the only ones who treated me like a white man.” Anything stood up and began pacing around uneasily, going out to the door and back. “Why doesn’t that messenger come?”

“What messenger?”

“Special delivery letter for you. Don’t ask me how I know, either.” He was standing on the porch, staring down the street. “Ah, there he is now. Go out and sign for it, Luke.”

“Special delivery for Lucian Short,” the man said. He avoided my eyes, though I’d known him for years, seized the signed book, and scurried back to the car. I grunted and went back inside.

The letter was short:

Your letter requesting a chance to work with us has come to my attention. At present, we are looking for a man to fill the position of City Editor, soon to be vacated. We have checked your references and examined your previous work, and believe you are particularly qualified for this position. Please report at once. *

It was signed by the managing editor of the Chicago Daily Blade, a paper I’d been trying to get on for years; but I hadn’t tried for the City Desk.

I grunted, holding it out for Anything’s inspection. “Dammit, they don’t hire men that waynot for jobs like that on a Chicago paper.”

He chuckled. “It seems they did. Maybe that will solve the problem. You’ll be leaving on the seven-ten bus, I reckon. Better answer

the phone, Luke, while I pack up your things. It’s been ringing a couple of minutes now.”

With clumsy hands, I stuffed the envelope into my pocket and made a dash for the phone, buzzing its head off. Sam White’s voice answered.

“Luke, for the love of Pete, is Anything there?”

“He is.”

“Well, get him out of town! Get out of town yourself until this blows over. You’re mixed up with him, and they’re crazy enough to do any fool thing.”

“What’s up?” I’d expected something, and the expectation had been growing all afternoon, but nothing that justified the frantic urge in Sam’s voice.

“The town’s gone gaga, Luke! Absolutely nuts! Molly Thompson, the two Elkridge sisters, the whole damned Culture Club and some besides, have been stirring up people since before noon. Nobody’s in his right mind. They’re talking about a lynching party!”

That was strong. “Lynching party? You’re drunk, Sam. We haven’t killed anybody.”

“Worse than that. They’ve gone back to the Middle Ages, I’ll swear they have. I don’t know nor care how he did it, but Anything’s gone too far for them. They’re talking about witchcraft and his either being Satan or a substitute for him. I thought this was a civilized town, but it’s not. They’re all drunk on superstition and fear.”

“Sam, in heaven’s name, slow down and make sense!” His words were jumbled together until I could hardly understand him. “What happened?”

Sam caught his breath and slowed down a little. “Seems Anything hexed Molly and the Elkridges. You know how fat they were? Well, they’re the thinnest, scrawniest women in town now. Molly doesn’t weigh over eighty pounds! You’ve got to leave town before they really get stirred up. You can still make it, but give them another hour, and hell’s gonna pop! Get out, Luke!”

So that was what the screech over the phone had meant. At heart, I knew, people hadn’t changed much in the last thousand years, and I could imagine what was going on. “Okay, Sam, and thanks,” I said cutting off his expostulations. “I just got a job in Chicago, and I’m going there. Daily Blade.”

Relief was heavy in his voice. “That’s fine, Luke. I’ll see you in Chicago. My brother has a garage there, and he wants me to join him. Just got a special delivery from him. After tonight, I don’t want

another thing to do with this crazy bunch. Make it as quick as you can.”

“I’m leaving now.” Anything had just come down with the bags. The furniture was furnished with the house, and I hadn’t acquired much except a few books. “See you in Chicago.”

The line went dead, and I grabbed for a bag. “We’re leaving, Anything. Sam says the town’s out for blood.”

He nodded and shouldered the two heaviest bags. “I kind of thought that might happen. But when she asked me to make her thin, I couldn’t resist the opportunity. Hope you’re not mad?”

I wasn’t. The whole thing struck me as funnyif we got out all right. The bus station, really only a covered platform, was on the other side of town, and I’d have to catch it to Winona and transfer to a Chicago train there. No train would pass through Carlsburg before ten o’clock. But the whole main street lay between my house and the bus stop.

We walked along in silence. There were people ahead, crowded into little groups, talking in low voices with excited gestures. As they saw us coming, they drew back and dispersed quickly. For a half block on each side of us, the street was deserted, but they re-formed their groups after we had passed. Watching them do that, I quickened my steps, but Anything pulled me back.

“Take it easy,” he urged. “They haven’t reached the boiling point, but they’re pretty close to it. If we take our time, we’ll make it, but let them think we’re running from them, or afraid of them, and they’ll be on us in a jiffy.”

It made sense, and I calmed down, but cold shocks kept running up and down my backbone. Even the dogs around us seemed to slink with their tails between their legs. When a whole town turns on a man in one day, it isn’t the pleasantest thing in the world.

Anything grinned easily, and his voice was mocking. “Somehow, Luke, I don’t think people will like living here much anymore. The town seems sort of dingy and dinky, doesn’t it?”

I hadn’t noticed, but now I did. Up ahead, things were still looking reasonably well kept and attractive, but as we drew nearer, I noticed that the paint seemed dirty and about to scale off, the buildings seemed about to crumble in, and there was an air of gloom and sickness about the town. Behind us it was worse. There was no real difference that I could see, but the change was there. No, people weren’t going to enjoy living in Carlsburg.

We came up to Sam White’s garage, now closed for the night, but

there seemed to be nothing wrong with the place. Anything nodded. “Cheerful here, isn’t it? Well, each town has its own bright spots. And there’s your office. Own any of the paper, Luke?”

I shook my head and noticed the same desolation fall on the Union Leader office. Even the people on the street behind seemed different. Before, they had been ordinary people, but now they looked older, more frustrated, like ghosts come back to haunt a place after its use was done. The dogs were howling dismally, and I could see none on the street now.

It was a relief to see the bus stop come into view and then feel its platform under my feet. It lacked two munutes of being time for the bus, but topping a hill in the distance, I could make out the amber glow of its lights in the growing dusk.

I turned to Anything. “Where are you going now?”

“Think I’ll take that side road there and head west this time.” It might have been a weekend trip for all the emotion he showed.

“Better come with me; maybe we can get you a job on the Blade. You’re too good a printer and newspaperman for small towns.”

He grinned. “I’ll be all right, Luke, but thanks for all you’ve done. Someday, maybe, I’ll look you up in Chicago.”

I nodded and glanced off toward the approaching bus. “So long, Anything, and good luck.” Then the question that had been bothering me for a week finally came to my lips. “Just what kind of a man are you, anyway?”

But as I turned back, there was no need of an answer. Where he had been, a little brown man, stocky and with a large head, was walking down the road. His clothes were fashioned like something out of a child’s storybook, and he carried a little bag on a pole over his shoulder. As I looked, he turned his head back, and there was a purring chuckle in his answer.

“A brownie. So long, Luke.”

Then the bus pulled up and cut off my view of the best newspaperman that ever hexed a town.

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