RICHARD CHWEDYK
AUTEUR THEORY
"Auteur Theory" is a wonderful look behind the camera, where
countless
compromises and sacrifices transpire in the course of producing a film. And
behind
all that hard work, well, sometimes you'll find a few unexplained
phenomena as well...
"I do
not live in this world alone but in a thousand worlds."
--John Keats, in a letter to his
brother
How good are you girls with the impossible?" Dad asked us as we returned from
dinner
at his favorite restaurant and settled into his living room.
"Impossible" is not a word Dad
uses lightly.
"To me, everything is impossible," I answered. "Teaching. Writing. Living
without
a car. On Mondays, waking up is impossible."
"I try to do at least one impossible thing a
day," said Koren Hume, the graduate
student I'd brought back with me from Madison, hands
deep in the pockets of her
blazer: a dark blue schoolgirl sort of thing with an odd lapel
pin that looked
something like an atomic energy symbol.
"Why do you ask?" I went to the
kitchen to start some coffee.
Dad sat in his usual place at the end of the couch, next to
the lamp table. "I
saw one of my old films the other day." He cleared his throat, a sound
like a
boulder rolling in the bottom hull of a battleship. "Not the way I made it, but
the
way I wanted to make it. Not just a different cut, but everything I wanted
and couldn't
get. A film that doesn't exist -except that it does."
"You're not just talking about an
idea, a dream or a vision," I asked, "but a
real film?"
He drew a pack of forbidden Winstons
from his tweed jacket and put them on the
table. He rarely smoked them now, but it
comforted him to have them around.
"Cath, any film worth seeing is an idea, a dream and a
vision. This one--" He
gestured to a small cabinet next to the television. "Do you see that
box on the
top shelf?"
I picked up a frosted plastic tape case. "This one?"
"That's it. Read
the name on the box."
"Flirting with Failure." It was printed on a cheap computer label.
Koren had settled herself on the floor, crosslegged, and pulled out her tiny
black
computer, no larger than one of those pocket "organizers." She could
summon from it volumes
of information, including all sorts of things about Dad
and his film career, his books, his
teaching-- probably even his bank balance
and credit rating.
"Shouldn't that be Flirting
with Fate?" Her voice was smooth and confident, like
good prose, with no regional trappings
of generational affectations.
"Gregg Kandel nixed the Flirting with Failure title." Dad
admired the little
tyrannosaurus model on the lamp table. "He thought it sounded too
negative."
Koren read from the tiny display screen on her machine: "'Flirting with Fate,
USA, 1973. 93 minutes. With Alex Kent, Carol Loesser, Theresa Devlin, Richard
McKay.
Directed by Andrew Ulaszek.'"
"I wanted Mark O'Connor and Ellen Abrams to play the leads,"
he said with his
roughly sonorous voice, "but Mark had started a successful run of a play
in
London and Abrams' agent told her that working with me was the kiss of death."
Koren
clucked her tongue at that.
"The logic of actors and agents can seem a bit obtuse, but they
had their
reasons. Ellen deserved to be in first rate pictures, and my films were never
entirely
first rate."
"That's not true," Koren said. "You made some wonderful films."
"Out there,"
Dad raised his finger, "first-rate means big stars and big budgets,
which you must admit I
never had. For Flirting, my usual cinematographer, Ron
Wollesky, was on another picture t
directing, no less. Allan Gould was editing
some hopeless mess of a Nazi vampire picture.
Gregg wouldn't pay Jon Nelsen his
usual fee for writing the score, and I can't remember why
Bud Tanner wasn't
there, but he was sorely missed." He lowered his head and looked at us
over the
rims of his glasses. "Kandel cut the budget on me twice in the middle of
shooting,
which killed four days of location shots and two days of re-shoots. My
second unit was made
up of inept USC interns. Gregg wanted six minutes of cuts
after the previews, and this
after having me race through the editing. Alex and
Carol in the leads --" He held out an
open, wavering hand. -- they did what they
could."
I hadn't seen Flirting with Fate in
years, but I said, "It's really not that bad
a picture."
"Sure," Dad pulled up his glasses
and rubbed the side of his nose. "But that's
about all you can say for it -- that it's not
that bad."
"They have a print of it up in Madison," Koren said. "I saw it five times. It's
a gem."
He fought off a smile. "A flawed gem. But thank you both."
He may have spoken to
both of us, but Koren had his attention. They eyed each
other like fellow conspirators.
I
didn't know what to make of Koren Hume. She'd found me a few weeks before at
the small
college in Madison where I teach, and approached me in the midst of a
chaotic rehearsal for
Oedipus at Colonus which I had been railroaded into
supervising by the department
chairperson. I mistook Koren for a high school
girl, fashionably lean and pale, in that
blazer, with a "gamine" hairdo that
really belonged to Louise Brooks or Colleen Moore. She
wanted to know if I was
Andrew Ulaszek's daughter, and would I be able to arrange an
interview with him.
I was so preoccupied with a rebellion caused by my suggestion that the
chorus be
mixed into the audience, like agents provocateurs, I could pay little attention
to the thesis she rolled before my eyes on her Lilliputian screen. I told her I
would
mention the interview to Dad and get back to her. She smiled back,
stoical, patient, and
determined. I could have used her in the cast.
When I called Dad about the interview, he
said, "Sure. Always willing to tell a
few stories."
"I believe in stories," is Dad's version
of the Nicene Creed. When he gets going
he can make you a believer as well.
On a chilly,
fog-gray Friday in April, Ms. Hume and I took the Van Galder bus to
Chicago. She worked
away on her little machine while I stared lazily out the
window. Koren, I decided, was one
of those calmly driven persons I can't regard
without suspicion. Wildly driven,
passionately driven: those I understand. But
smooth, precise concentration affects me like
muffled ticking from a small brown
package with no return address.
We took a cab to the far
north side where Dad lives with his second wife, Anna
(a sweet lady, but in no way a
stepmother). His condo is on a dead end street
that terminates at a cluster of red brick
"Georgian" townhouses. Many seniors
live on that block, but I couldn't think of Dad, at
seventy, as one of them.
After the interview, I arranged with my brother to put us up for
the night at
his home in Hyde Park. Dad also suggested Koren visit Jon Nelsen, the
composer,
who lived on the Gold Coast, and I agreed to take her there.
Anna was in San
Francisco on business, so we had Dad all to ourselves and,
charmed by Ms. Hume's attention,
he was at his charming best. Dad is bald,
white-bearded, and a little frail, as one might
expect, but he still stands
tall, and there's something in his blue-gray eyes -- when they
become huge and
baleful like some Byzantine saint's portrait --that is fiercely commanding.
His
face is the illustration that accompanies every story he tells.
And so he told us about
Flirting with Fate and Flirting with Failure.
"I know how good it could have been." The dim
amber lamplight accented his
facial creases -- worry lines when he looked down, smile lines
when he looked
up, "pain" lines when he looked at me. He pulled a cigarette from the pack
but
didn't light it. "When you're the captain of a sinking pleasure boat you at
least try to
make the disaster entertaining. Cath, would you put that tape in
the machine, please?"
"Wait
for the coffee." I returned to the kitchen and braced myself.
It's not that I don't like
his films, but I see each one as a kind of farewell:
an eccentric response, I know, but my
parents' divorce came at a difficult time
in my life (as if there's an easy time). Dad
exited faultlessly, but no good-bye
is ever good enough for a child. He put up with a lot
of shit from me, simply
put, but I also became his most loyal defender. With typical
adolescent conceit,
I imagined everything he wrote, every film he made, was a secret
message to me.
I returned to the living room with the coffee. Koren listened with rapt
attention,
pointing her machine at Dad, recording his words.
"No two people ever see the same movie.
Movies are suggestion. Evocation. If
there's an art to movies, that's it. It's amazing how
much cheap scenery and bad
cutting we'll put up with for a dream, a vision, an idea." He
looked up at me --
smile lines. "That's why the current crop of movies doesn't interest me
--
technically superior but otherwise vacant. The technician depicts; the artist
evokes."
"Do you see yourself as an artist, then?" she asked as I handed Dad his coffee.
"That
doesn't matter." He blew into the still-too-hot mug. "A director is
nothing but a sort of
social secretary. A stager of train wrecks."
"You're a writer, too. Is a writer also a
stager of train wrecks?"
"Yes, but a writer has more responsibility. A movie's parentage is
a murky,
dubious affair."
"You don't follow the politique des auteurs, then?" Her French
pronunciation was
enviable.
Dad stroked his lower lip with the forbidden Winston. "When
you're a director,
you're just another subordinate craftsman at work on the big cathedral.
You're
not an author so much as a conductor, a catalyst. When no amount of inspiration
can
save a picture, you still have to keep things moving. If a novel isn't
working you can put
it in a file cabinet. You can't fit a cast and crew,
Mitchell cameras and Steenbecks into a
file cabinet, not when you have three
producers waiting for you to part the Red Sea. You
work by your wits and
experience, not by the politique des auteurs." He turned to me. "Now
let's see
the film."
I slipped the tape into the VCR and, with the remote and my coffee,
struggled
into the incongruous, steel-tubed "Swedish" chair that no one else can manage to
get into or out of.
"If no two people ever see the same film," I readied my finger over the
'play'
button, "no two people can make the same film, can they?"
He drew the unlit cigarette
from his mouth, raised an eyebrow and smiled at me.
"Let's find out."
The tape began with
the film's countdown leader and with no FBI warning: signs
of an unauthorized film-to-tape
transfer, but one of some quality. In the
opening scene, the central character has his back
to the camera as he engages in
a heated phone conversation. He slams the phone down and
turns around.
It's Mark O'Connor.
"Dad --"
"Ssshh!" -- from Koren.
After O'Connor suffers a
heart attack, the credits roll: "Mark O'Connor, Ellen
Abrams, Flirting with Failure --"
"Oh
my God --"
Dad held the tip of his finger to his lips.
I saw all the names of the people Dad
wanted -- the ones who didn't work on it
-- working on it, demonstrably so. The camera work
had more depth-of-held, and
the night shots were highlighted with deep neon hues. There was
more unity of
color and shape in the production design. The editing was sharp and balanced,
the score filled with lovely ironies. The opening theme was catchy, strangely
familiar. It
could have made a good pop song.
Dad watched it all, his left eye shut: the director's
squint, inspecting every
frame, every fleck of emulsion.
When O'Connor has his last, fatal
heart attack at the end of the film, in
Abrams's car, and he tosses his lighter back over
his shoulder, it was the
perfect -- the only -- gesture.
And Abrams's performance was the
real revelation of the film. She exuded the
husky, erotic charm of a hybrid Bacall. Had she
actually made this film she
wouldn't have descended to playing cranky mavens on soap
operas.
Had she made this film -- I was watching it, laughing through the first half and
blubberfag by the end: at another farewell.
I knew what Dad meant now. Flirting with Fate
was a good little picture.
Flirting with Failure was a little masterpiece.
The tape ran all
the way to the end. I dropped the remote somewhere on the floor
as I pushed my glasses up
on my head and dabbed at my eyes with a piece of used
tissue retrieved from my jacket
pocket. When I slipped my glasses back down, I
noticed Koren staring at me, smiling in a
way that seemed partly pitying and
partly derisive.
My voice squeaked as I said, "It was
wonderful, Dad."
"Thank you." He pulled out a small disposable lighter. "I think I needed
you to
see it-- to prove to myself that I haven't lost my mind." He finally lit his
forbidden
Winston. "Now I can erase it."
"What!" I sprang from the Swedish torture chair.
"I can erase
it." He exhaled a jet of smoke. "It doesn't belong here."
"Belong?" I shook my head. "Where
should it belong?"
"I don't know." He finished the cold dregs of his coffee. "But it
doesn't belong
in this world. I didn't make it. You can look for this version in the Times
Index, and the Screen Achievement Record. You'll never find it. It's not a
remake. You can
tell from all the peripheral details, including the film stock,
that this thing was made
about the same time I made Flirting with Fate."
He tapped his cigarette against a small
china ashtray on the coffee table. "It's
not computer-generated. I get over to some of the
local studios and I've seen
what they can do with imaging and matching. Incredible stuff,
but they can't do
this yet, not at under twenty times my original budget. What motive would
someone have to recreate the technical limitations of 1973 for this film?"
I slowly eased
myself back into the torture chair.
"You asked before if no two people could make the same
film." He pointed his
cigarette at me. "That was Ron's camera work, Jon's music, Allah's
cutting. A
guy sitting down at a Mac can't fake signature work like that. Ii they could, it
would be for commercial reasons. It wouldn't end up on a tape transfer sent to
me by Terry
Boyle."
"Boyle?" I rolled my eyes. "Oh shit!"
Koren picked up her computer. "Who's Boyle?"
"He lives down the street." Dad crushed out his forbidden. "Runs a video
business out of
his basement. Big, hefty, Vietnam vet in a motorized wheelchair.
Runs ads in film collector
magazines for his public domain stuff. On the side,
he does other things, some of it not so
legal. He found out I lived nearby when
he signed up for one of my film classes and he
started to invite me over to
drink scotch and talk. He loves movies, if you can call things
like
Slaughterority House and Feargasm movies." He shook his head and rubbed his
temple with
his palm. "He has a brain, of sorts. Angry. Bitter. Paranoid as
hell, with a sophisticated
home security system -- motion sensors, computerized
locks, the whole deal."
Koren's fingers
danced over the impossibly tiny keys of her machine --she could
probably play a piano the
size of a postage stamp too. "Why do you see him?"
Dad shrugged. "He's lonely. I've worked
with a lot of guys like him. Bawdy
bastard. I took Cath with me once and he couldn't keep
his hands off her."
My elbow slipped from the steel-tubed armrest. "We needn't discuss
that."
"Not married?" Koren asked.
"Oh, he married his high school sweetheart, the
cheerleading captain. She works
the second shift at the White Castle."
"Will he tell us
where he got the film?" Koren stood up, stretched, smoothed the
pleats of her tiny skirt.
Dad shook his head. "All he'll probably tell you is that he got it from a guy
who got it
from a guy."
"And yet it has to come from somewhere." I stood up and paced before his Great
Wall of Books on the other side of the living room.
"Well, we've both written some science
fiction." He affectionately rubbed the
head of the tyrannosaurus on the lamp table. "We
should be able to come up with
something."
"Come on." Computers. Aliens. Time travel. I
stared at all the titles on the
shelves.
He walked over to the liquor cabinet and took out a
bottle of Glenfiddich. "I
know I have some ideas. Anyone care to join me?"
"I really
shouldn't," I said.
"Neither should I. My doctor would have a heart attack if he could see
me now.
Miss Hume?"
"No thanks." She saluted him casually. "I'm on duty."
He poured two small
glasses. "I'd have to card you anyway. But you see why I
have to erase the tape, don't
you?"
"No," I said. "I don't see why at all."
"Because it's false evidence for a history
that didn't happen. I know what film
I made and it wasn't this one. Every day some new
clown comes along claiming
that this or that event never occurred, or that something else
did." He handed
me a glass. "As banal as another Elvis sighting or as evil as these new
fascists
denying the Holocaust."
Before he sat down again, he looked at one of the
photographs that cluttered the
lamp table, the shot of Dad standing with John Ford. "One
little film. 'So
what?' you might say. Print the legend, especially if it compliments you.
But at
my age, seven-eighths of me is history. I can't see it eroded without seeing
myself
eroded. Do I sound like a nut?"
I said, "No," but I couldn't have sounded too convincing.
The pain lines were
visible again as he sat down.
"Dad, that this film should exist is one
matter. That it does is more important.
We should find out where it came from."
He sipped
his scotch, pulled out another forbidden and turned to Koren.
"What do you think, Miss
Hume?"
She looked a little startled, but answered calmly. "I think where it came from
is a
very important matter."
Dad put her to the sort of one-eyed scrutiny with which he had just
subjected
Flirting with Failure. "My son teaches Philosophy down at U. of C., you may
know.
He's been involved in a cooperative project with the Physics department,
evaluating some of
their logic systems. He told me not too long ago that some of
their faculty are working on
a cosmological theory that starts from the premise
that one universe just isn't enough.
They theorize that there are an indefinite
number of universes, emanating like ripples in a
pond from the point of the Big
Bang. They call these concentric universes 'probabilities.'
Interesting notion,
isn't it?"
She blushed a little, but her expression remained convivial.
"What evidence have
they found so far?"
"From what Richard tells me, nothing more than some
plausible math."
Koren lost some of her flush and smiled sweetly.
"Well, that's a whole
other matter, I suppose. We can discuss it some other
time." He held his hand out to me.
"Now Cath, if you'll just hand me that remote
--"
"Are you still planning to erase the
tape?"
Pain lines again. "lust hand me the remote."
Above the couch was a framed silkscreen
poster for a Polish production of Faust,
the doctor's features in red, Mephistopheles in
black; the face of one was the
shadow of the other. I struggled from the chair once more,
pressing the "eject"
button on the remote. The VCR spat out the tape, which I returned to
its case
and dropped into my purse.
"Maybe I'm dense, Dad, but this is the only evidence we
have of something, well,
'impossible.' We can't destroy it until we at least try to find
out where it
came from and how it was made."
"As usual, Cath is right." He walked over to
the telephone in the dining room.
"We should start by calling Boyle."
"Makes sense." Koren
picked up her computer. "You said he lives close by."
"You can see the place from the
window." He dialed the number. "The townhouse
with the ramp." Then, into the mouthpiece:
"Terry? It's Andrew. Yes, just
finished watching it. First-rate transfer. Listen, would it
be possible --"
Koren perused the contents of the Wall of Books as he spoke, and came upon
a
novel Dad had written. She took it from the shelf, opened it and started to
read.
"What?"
Dad rubbed his brow. "Yes she is, as matter of fact. And another girl, a
graduate student.
I want you on your best behavior."
From across the room I could hear Boyle's cackling laugh
coming through the
earpiece.
Dad hung up the phone and said, "We're on for eight tomorrow."
"Fine." I felt my stomach drop.
Back in the living room, Koren held up the book to show
Dad. The title was
Facing the Music.
"Mind if I borrow this?"
"With my compliments." He put
his hand on my shoulder. "Sure you want to go
through with this?"
"No, but what else can we
do? And what was all that stuff about 'probabilities?"
"I'm not sure. Richard should be
here to pick you up any minute. In the
meantime, keep your eyes open. You never know where
you might find an answer."
He stared straight at Koren, who was pulling one of those toy
"clickers" or
"crickets" from her pocket: one of those things stamped out of cheap metal in
the approximate shape of an insect, with another piece of metal angled out from
its
underside; you press that piece and it makes a little clicking sound. She
held it carefully
between thumb and forefinger, like a weapon, which she "aimed"
at my purse.
Click!
I felt a
tingle run through me, but for all the force of her gesture nothing
else came of it. I do
recall thinking that anyone who would choose Dad as a
thesis topic should be forgiven a few
eccentricities.
"I've read your book on Aquinas. Wonderful piece of speculative
philosophy."
Koren sat in the back seat of Richard's Toyota, reading Dad's novel by the
erratic
glare of the lights on Lake Shore Drive.
"We're all philosophers in this family. We just
have different ways of doing
it."
Richard looks much like Dad did thirty years ago: fair
hair just starting to
gray, thinning a little; the prominent nose; clean-shaven and
sad-eyed. "I heard
you're visiting Jon Nelsen tomorrow."
"Well, Jon and Dad worked on so
many films together."
Richard nodded, eyes on the road. "He'll be glad to see you again."
He turned up
the Brahms sextet on the radio. They're all glad to see me, I thought: old
artists,
lonely academics, "responsible" gentlemen looking for dutiful
daughter-figures. I stared
out at all the Gold Coast buildings, into lighted
windows with glimpses of elegant living
rooms. Dad could be living in one of
those places, I thought. Or in Paris, as Anna always
dreamed of doing.
Instead of -- where? Colonus? Dad was no Oedipus, but he had a touch of
exile in
him, like Oedipus. Like Sophocles.
I looked back at Koren, still reading Dad's
novel. "You'll ruin your eyes," I
said.
She smiled and flashed up at me the little book
light that was built into her
computer.
"Does that thing have an ATM too?"
She returned to
her book. The lights on the Drive caught her lapel pin for an
instant: crossed ellipsoids
like the paths of orbiting particles, and below them
the initials H.E.L. What did they
stand for? Haverford Energy Librarians?
Halcyon Ego Lux? I was ready to ask her outright
when she pointed excitedly out
her window.
"There's the Field Museum! Remember that scene in
Return from the Lost World
when the tyrannosaurus breaks loose and charges down -- were
they the north
steps?"
They were, I remembered. I remembered the music as well, the odd,
triumphant
little fanfare when the captive king breaks free. A pure Jon Nelsen touch for a
pure Andrew Ulaszek film.
IT WAS LATE when we got to Richard's. The children were long
asleep, but Hollis
was still up, waiting to show Koren the guest room. She wore a bright
red robe,
and still looked like a model for 'Teen, while I felt something like Sarah
Bernhardt
in her final days, hobbling off to her coffin. In high school, Hollis
and I had been best
friends.
She brought down some blankets and pillows to make the couch more comfortable
for
me. I begged one more cup of coffee off Richard, who sat down with me in the
kitchen. "So,"
he picked up a teaspoon on the table, "Where did you find this
kid?"
"Koren?" I stretched my
legs out on the chair next to me. "I explained already.
She found me."
"You didn't tell me
anything about that computer of hers."
"Should I have? What do I know about computers?"
"I
don't know that much either." He leaned back in his chair. "I do know that
there's nothing
on the market that small that can do that many things." He
raised the teaspoon and stared
at its convex surface. "Even if there were, they
wouldn't have built-in book lights."
He put
down the spoon and stared at me until my face stung. "Another thing: when
I drove up
tonight, I found a minivan parked in Dad's space." Dad has a parking
space in the condo
lot. Not having a car, he never uses it, so friends and
family park there when they visit.
"A dark green Voyager -- except that the logo
on the back, in the lower right corner, said
Voyageur."
I shrugged. "On the left side did it say 'Plymouthe'?"
He sat forward, fingers
knitted. "Factory goof-up? Foreign model? I don't know.
It's the sort of detail you might
miss. Then the driver returned, a young woman,
dressed in perfect schoolgirl attire --
plaid skirt, blazer, the works. Even
wore a tie. Intelligent-looking kid, with long,
straight brown hair. Big dark
eyes."
"So?" I struggled to appear indifferent, staring at a
drawing stuck to the
refrigerator door: a squiggly figure with stick legs and flat feet,
executed by
my little niece and labeled in her shaky hand "Grandpa." "Lots of girls dress
like that. There's a Catholic high school right down the street."
"Do they all carry
computers like that one Koren has?" He held his hands flat on
the table. "Do they all wear
those odd little lapel pins?"
"You noticed it too?" I slipped my legs off the chair and sat
forward, leaning
toward him as far as the table would allow me. "H.E.L.?"
"Has Everyone
Left. Hubris Endangers Lincoln?" He pushed back his seat and stood
up. "Is this some trend
we missed?"
I picked up my purse and pulled out the frosted plastic box with the
videocassette.
"You want 'odd'? How's your VCR working?"
"Perfectly, but it's a little late." As if to
demonstrate, he yawned.
"Just a few minutes. The opening credits -- just to see what I
mean."
He almost relented when Hollis came in, slipping her arm around his waist. "I'm
here
to collect my husband."
Richard leaned forward and kissed me on the cheek. "First thing
tomorrow.
Promise."
Hollis kissed me good night, and wrinkled her nose. "Have you been
smoking
again?"
"Do you know what H.E.L. stands for?" I asked.
"Huge Elephants Laughing," she
said without hesitation.
They went upstairs. I dragged myself over to the couch, coffee in
one hand, tape
and purse in the other. I turned on the TV and VCR, adjusting the volume to
a
whisper, and slipped the tape into the machine. Just a few minutes of the
opening, that's
all I wanted, to ensure my own sanity. I pushed the "play"
button --
-- and saw nothing.
Heard nothing -- a screen of solid blue, like you see when
you inadvertently put a blank
tape into the machine.
I advanced the tape a few minutes, and then a few more minutes --
solid blue.
So much for my insurance.
The only thing I could recall, as I tossed the
humiliating thing back into my
purse, was Koren, with her toy cricket.
Click!
When I did, at
last, fall asleep on the lumpy couch, I dreamed of commandos
dressed like schoolgirls, or
schoolgirls dressed like commandos, falling from
the night sky under plaid parachutes.
"I
always found it amusing to come down to the set," Jon Nelsen said from the
front row of his
own private screening room. "It was bustling by six-thirty, but
the insurers wouldn't let
Andrew direct until their doctor checked him out, as
if being on the set were the only
stressful part of the job."
Jon's screening room, in its Art Deco pinks and grays, was
lined with beautiful,
valuable posters from the silent era. To the left of the screen stood
a white
Baldwin grand on which he would sometimes play his own accompaniments. The rest
of
his huge apartment held a small museum's worth of Art Nouveau objects and
furniture:
beautiful pieces by Guimard, Berroneau, and Charpentier. From his
windows you could look
out at Lincoln Park as if it were your own private
Versailles. Even on that cold April
afternoon, the view was painfully beautiful.
Jon himself had always been
movie-star-handsome and remained so, even with his
lined face and neatly groomed hair now
completely white, in his rose-colored
sweater and gray slacks.
"Everyone thought he was
going to die after he finished Living the Lost," he
said softly.
Koren raised her computer,
recording each little cough and hesitation. She wore
a plaid skirt today, and a tie over
her white blouse made her look even more the
schoolgirl.
"So did I," I said.
Jon smiled
warmly. "Now he's outlived two doctors and is working on a third."
We had just finished
watching some film clips from an unreleased documentary
made while Dad worked on that last
film. It was fun to see Dad with hair again,
and wearing it long. He looked frail even
then, but the camera caught him in
turns both gentle and commanding, always concentrated,
chewing out an actor for
overplaying a scene, then giving Emily Rankin a hug for getting
through a tough
close-up.
"We'd argue for hours, but I loved it." Jon stood up, Koren
following like a
mismatched shadow. "He only fought when he respected you. He knows how
important
a good score is to a film. Not many directors would bring me in during
pre-production."
He ran his finger over his mustache. "We were almost
collaborators. He'd whistle melodies
that I'd end up using. I'd want to give him
credit, but he'd say, 'What can I do with it?
You're the composer.'"
He smiled at me again, maybe a little too warmly this time. It
brought out the
little bags under his eyes.
I wandered over to the white Baldwin. I'm no
musician, but I can plunk out a
tune, and one had been stuck in my head since the night
before.
"Did he ever tell you why he quit?" Koren asked.
"Three heart attacks," I said,
playing B and C-sharp off each other, like
testing both sides of a seesaw. "A so-called
'mild' stroke -- "
Jon folded his arms. "He told me once he wanted to live long enough to
see his
kids grow up and make it on their own."
I slowly found the melody: B to C-sharp,
C-sharp to A. Richard and Hollis are
tenured, I thought. My sister runs her own design
business. Then there's me, at
the tail-end of a two-year visitor's contract, with no great
prospects of
renewal. I date divorced professors and sell a book every few years, when I'm
lucky. Poor Dad, I'll keep him alive forever.
Koren kept plugging away. "Was he
disappointed with the lack of credit he
received?"
"He called himself 'A guy who makes
fungus monster movies.'" Jon came over and
stood to my left. Even in my faltering, halting
rendition, he seemed to
recognize the melody. "Truth is, he influenced everyone, but no one
will 'less
up to it. He's in touch with the zeitgeist. All I can do is bring the trumpets
in like Mahler, on cue."
"Not true." I tried the next part of the melody: C-sharp, E, back
down to D,
D-flat -- I stared at the two bronze nymphs atop the piano, raising candles with
upstretched arms, long curls and flowing shifts over their skimpy figures.
"Tempo," Jon
placed his left hand on the keyboard, filling the chords in. "It's
all in the tempo. This
way," he followed my slow pace, "it's just a theme. This
way," he quickened the beat to
something livelier, "it's a pop song."
"You're right!" I followed along. "I remember this
song now! This was pretty
popular twenty years ago. Didn't Streisand or someone record
this?"
He pressed his lips into a strange smile, looking proud and embarrassed.
"I still
hear it on elevators, or when my bank puts me on hold." He turned to
Koren. "Most of what
you see here was purchased on its royalties, and from the
commissions I received on this
song's reputati on."
Jon took over, playing with both hands. I stepped back. "And the
melody?"
"Andrew again. I was supposed to do a score for him -- some little picture that
didn't work out -- Flaunting, Flirting -- something like that."
I opened my mouth, but
Koren had her little cricket toy out again. My heartbeat
doubled.
"Sorry," I said to Jon.
"Doesn't ring a bell."
"It was so long ago. I'd worked out this theme, but my part in the
project fell
through. Your father suggested I try to sell it as a song. He introduced me to
George Estenburg, the lyricist. Even that I have to thank him for."
"Everyone should have a
song like that," I said.
"Everyone does, I think, but they throw it away. Or they never
listen to it." He
played the last chord with his foot hard on the pedal, so that it took
forever
to decay.
Koren put her toy away.
"We have to get back now, Jon. Thanks for
everything."
"You're always welcome, Cathy." He stared at me from a dark corner of his
solitude.
"Give my regards to your father. Miss Hume, it was a pleasure."
In the elevator down, I
said to Koren, "I wasn't going to mention Flirting with
Failure, if that's what you were
worried about."
"I'm not worried."
"Look, I'm not going to ask you a lot of questions about
who you are and what
you're doing here, because you wouldn't tell me anyway, but your
coming here and
that film are connected, aren't they?"
She looked at me, expressionless.
Inscrutable.
"Fine. I don't care. Just assure me that you won't do anything to hurt my
father."
Her brows knit slightly as she turned a sort of pitying smile upon me. "I would
never do
anything to hurt your father. You can count on that."
The way she said it, I felt I should
have asked for more.
"Welcome to my world."
Terry Boyle extended his huge, muscled arm and
gestured to the chaos of video
machines, tape editors, duping systems, slave decks, movie
projectors, and
ceiling-high metal shelves that made up "Cultural Accessories, Ltd." A
wheelchair-wide
path shaped the chaos into a maze; one small corner had been
conceded to Stacy Boyle's
washer and dryer. A lift, built into one wall of the
stairwell, facilitated Boyle's moves
from Stacy's sedate, neat-as-a-pin kitchen
to this underworld. He sat in the approximate
center of the labyrinth, before an
elaborate console, the crowning glory of which was a
giant TV screen set on a
platform of orange crates mounted on a table.
Dad, Koren, and I
were trying to look anywhere but the screen, on which a
half-clothed, panic-stricken girl
ran through a dark attic until a noose dropped
down from the ceiling and slipped too easily
around her neck.
"How about that?" Boyle gawked at the screen like a boy at his first
matinee,
and over the soundtrack of a stifled cry and a sickening snap, he pronounced,
"Now
that's real moviemaking!"
"Let's get back to the subject," Dad said, revealing some strain
at this, his
third try, to fix Boyle's attention to the matter of Flirting with Failure.
"Yeah. Just wanted to see her legs kick again." He rolled himself over to the
VCR and
ejected the tape. The chair hardly seemed equal to his girth, but he
maneuvered it with a
facility that made it seem just another article of his
apparel, like his jeans or his
stained Barbarella T-shirt.
"Guy I know picked them up at a post office auction. About a
dozen of them.
Yours was one." His gray-green eyes turned to Dad, who was seated in a blue
canvas director's chair that Boyle especially reserved for him. "Sixteen
millimeter prints,
in sweet condition, except for the sprocket gauging -- like
something from Afghanistan." He
snorted a laugh, his long, narrow nose sharply
pointed hellward. "Weirdest shit I've ever
seen. But you know me. Got a buddy
who's a tool and die maker to cast some sprocket wheels
and a gate trigger --
stuck them on the trusty Bell and Howell -- VOOM! -- We're in
business."
He picked up a jelly jar glass adorned with a picture of Jughead, from Archie
Comics, and took a healthy sip of Cutty Sark. "Speaking of business, Andrew,
you, uh,
wouldn't happen to know who holds the rights to that flick, would you?"
We all had jelly
jar glasses of Cutty, but only Boyle was drinking. I left mine
on the card table next to
me, while I sat on a wobbly folding chair. Koren sat
on the cleared-off portion of a desk
that served as part of Boyle's console, her
legs crossed suggestively and the hem of her
skirt only just covering her hips.
Dad shook his head. "As if you ever really concerned
yourself with rights."
Boyle smirked proudly as he gripped the armrests of his chair.
"Well, only if
it's pretty blatantly owned."
Dad opened his mouth, but Koren beat him to the
draw. "Then you do intend to
market this film."
"I'll market anything and everything I can
get my hands on." He raised his right
hand, fingers outstretched, then clenched them
violently. His grasp was
considerable. I looked at the "Death from Above" tattoo on his
right bicep. It
had stretched and grown pudgy with its owner.
He slipped another tape into
the VCR.
"Matter of fact, I had an idea the other day." The big screen came to life again
with the old RKO logo, the radio beacon on the globe, sending out its little
lightning
bolts and radio waves. "We could tag an intro onto your film, with you
talking about how
you made it, all that.stuff. What it was like to work with
Ellen Abrams -- man, was she a
killer chick back then!" For punctuation, he
slapped the desk. It was a sturdy piece of
furniture.
Koren hardly flinched. She tapped away at her computer.
I was distracted by the
bold white letters on a black background, up on the big
screen: "A Mercury Production."
"You
really doing a thesis about the old guy?" From the way he bent his head,
Boyle looked like
he was talking to Koren's knees.
She stared back cooly and smiled.
On the screen appeared
the title, Heart of Darkness. My jaw dropped.
"What is that thing?" Boyle pointed to her
computer.
"A lie detector," she said.
Bassoons, accompanied by the low thunder of timpani,
rumbled from the big
speakers under the screen, sounding so much like Bernard Herrmann's
music it
gave me chills.
"Catch me at any lies yet?" Boyle placed two fingers down on the
edge of the
desk and "walked" them, like little legs, toward Koren. "You could get in on
this too, you know. For the intro, you could interview Andrew, on camera, and
give all the
background shit. You know, like Leonard Maltin."
She smiled impassively, looking nothing
like Leonard Maltin. Boyle walked his
fingers back slowly.
On the screen, a group of men sat
on the deck of a boat, at twilight, with a
backdrop London in the distance. One of the men
puffed on a cigar as he said,
"And this, also, has been one of the dark places of the
Earth."
One might mistake the appearance, but that was the voice of Joseph Cotten: no
other
like it -- in this world.
"I know a guy who could shoot the whole thing for almost nothing.
Professional
too." He gave Dad a venal, superfluous wink. "Eight percent per unit sold, and
I
figure I can sell a few thousand of these in the first year. What do you say?"
Dad picked
up his Sabrina the Teen Witch jelly jar and stared straight through
it. He listened to
Boyle's jabber like someone experienced in the talk of
agents, producers, and money men of
all shapes. "Not interested," he said.
"Why not?"
"There's no 'why' about it, Terry. 'Not
interested' means 'not interested.'"
"Oh." Boyle closed his mouth into a little "o." "What
would fifteen percent do
to your interest?"
"Not even fifty." He stared at the glass but
didn't drink. "Not even one
hundred."
Boyle's lips formed the little "o" again. On the
screen, Joseph Cotten, as
Marlow, was having his head measured by an old man with calipers.
"In the
tropics, one must before everything keep calm."
"Can you believe this guy?" Boyle
said, now addressing Koren's thighs. While so
distracted, I gestured to Dad and pointed up
at the screen. He signaled back
with his finger over his lips.
"How many have you sold so
far?" Koren asked, not looking up from her computer.
Boyle sneered indignantly, like a
haughty Herod from an old biblical epic. "I
can sell anything, and I know what sells. Look
up there." He pointed to the
screen. "Orson Welles. That'll sell itself! All those prints!
I can sell them
all!"
For an instant he glanced at something behind me, where one wall of
the basement
was lined with metal shelves. Dad stared over the top of his glass; Koren
shifted
her eyes from the tiny display screen, both of them marking where
Boyle's glance had gone.
While he refilled his Jughead glass, I twisted around in my seat. The shelves
behind me
were loaded with old film cases, the paperboard type, with metal
reinforcements on the
corners and closed with crossed canvas straps. Most of the
cases were a dirty brick red or
slate gray, but one stack contained about a
dozen cases, light gray, that looked cleaner
and less battered about. They
weren't labeled, but I could guess what they were.
Before
going over to Boyle's, I had caught Dad and Koren quietly conferring.
They wouldn't let me
in on their conspiracy, but by now I had it almost all
figured out.
"In other words,"
continued Koren, "you haven't sold any yet."
"No," Boyle said, annoyed enough to look her
straight in the face. "Like an
idiot I'm waiting for him." He pointed at Dad. "I want his
to be the first in
the series. I just started transferring this one." He pointed at Heart
of
Darkness, up on his screen. "The others will come later."
Koren looked as if that were
the answer she was looking for.
And it made sense to me, too. I looked up at the screen:
Cotten as Marlow,
George Coulouris as the accountant, Ray Collins as the manager -- all of
them in
a film that Orson Welles never made, that he abandoned to start a new project,
Citizen
Kane. When I saw Flirting with Failure the night before, I thought of it
as an incredible
anomaly, a miracle. But two anomalies seemed dangerous, because
it presumed the possibility
of a third, a fourth-- and Dad's worries about the
integrity of history no longer seemed
misplaced.
Wherever these films came from, another universe, a sophisticated lab, or
conjured
up by a demented sorcerer, I certainly didn't want them in Boyle's
hands.
And with any luck,
that's what Dad and Koren were trying to prevent as veil.
"Look," Boyle said to Dad, "I can
just release this as it is. You have no rights
to it. I'm doing you a favor."
"I don't
recall asking for any, Terry."
"You just don't want me to make any money on it, because you
think I'm an
uneducated slob --"
Dad put his glass down. "I've been squeezed by some of the
best con men in the
business, Terry. You'll have to do better than that."
A tremor ran
through Boyle, the sort of gesture you see in men who are about to
do something they'll
have to answer for in a court. Dad stared him down,
courageously, stupidly stalwart.
Koren
already had her cricket out.
"Dad," I said, sounding more than a little nervous, "maybe you
should think it
over a little more. A few extra bucks might come in handy."
"A few." Boyle
snorted.
For the first time in a long while, Dad was the one who looked puzzled as he
stared
at me. "Cath, what are you --"
"Sure," I said. "You do have some major debts to consider."
He continued looking puzzled, but he fought off an admiring smile, as if he
never imagined
that I might have a devious streak.
"Listen," I said. "I noticed that Stacy left us some
coffee upstairs. Maybe it
would be a good idea to take a few minutes --" I made an effort
to smile at
Boyle.
He admired me through half-closed eyelids, as if reassessing my worth to
his
operation. "Yeah, sure. Coffee. I'll go up and get you some."
"I'll -- I'll give you a
hand." I stood up, but Boyle gestured for me to sit
back down.
"I'm the host here. You think
I'm helpless?" He started up his chair motor,
rolled himself over to the lift and expertly
locked his wheels in place on its
base. In the next instant he slid up the banister track
like an obscenely obese
spider.
I looked at Dad first. "I should go up there, right?" I
turned to Koren. "How
much time do you need?"
She hopped off the desk and made her way to
the basement door, tapping something
into her computer. "Ten minutes."
"If you really want
to help." Dad arched his eyebrow. "You don't have to."
"I don't know what else to do. Just
tell me what all this is about when we get
out of here."
"You already know," Koren said. The
box next to the door emitted a little beep.
"There won't be time later."
From the screen,
Marlow informed us, "Ah! but it was something to have at least
a choice of nightmares."
Upstairs,
I found Boyle with a tray in his lap. On it, three mugs of coffee, a
carton of half and
half, an old restaurant sugar dispenser and a scattering of
spoons all tottered
precariously with the slightest move of his chair. He stared
fiercely at these objects as
if he could will them not to move.
I quickly grabbed two of the mugs off the tray, before
he could stop me.
"I told you--" He reached out and managed to tip over the third mug.
"Shit!"
"This is how it's done," I said, taking advantage of his confusion to pick up
the
tray without his mauling me. "Put the carafe on a trivet. Don't pour
anything until you get
downstairs. Does that make sense!"
"Aren't you the perfect little housewife." He looked
like he wanted to stick my
head in the sink and drown me.
"And you're the perfect Pullman
porter." I poured out the coffee and started a
fresh carafe. That would take ten minutes, I
figured.
"Sit in my lap," he said. "I'll give you a horsey ride."
I refilled the carafe and
made another effort to smile. From the window over the
sink, I could see the parking spaces
of the townhouse owners. In one of the
spaces, a minivan was parked. I couldn't tell what
color it was in the dark, and
even though vans like that are more prevalent these days than
old-fashioned
cars, how many of them came with long-haired girls in blazers and pleated
plaid
skirts, opening up the rear door and depositing several movie reels into the
back
storage area? Perhaps as many as have Voyageur instead of Voyager in chrome
letters on
their backs.
I poured the carafe of water into the coffeemaker. The window was set too high
to give Boyle much of a view, but why take chances? I had to find the coffee on
my own --
in a lower cabinet -- and the filters -- up on the top shelf. Boyle
seemed to enjoy
watching me bend and stretch. "Perfect little housewife," he
repeated, and chuckled.
Once
the coffee was going, I stood in the middle of the kitchen, so that if he
wanted to ogle me
he'd have to sit with his back to the window. It also afforded
me a view through the
window. I could make out Koren now, with an armload of
reels, heading for the Voyageur.
"So
what's the deal with your old man?" Boyle flipped back his long, gray
ponytail. "That's why
you came up here, isn't it?"
I stood with my arms crossed, legs slightly apart. "I really
don't know."
"Or is that why you came up here?" He took out a cigarette and his Zippo from
his jeans. "I always figured you couldn't help yourself."
My heart was racing. I could look
into Boyle's eyes and see straight through
into his head, where an old projector was
running, with a film of me, half
naked, panic-stricken in a dark attic.
"Doesn't matter. One
of these days--" He smiled gleefully and lit his cigarette.
"Your old man's one of the few
people in this world I respect. He's like me.
He's paid more dues than he's owed." He took
a deep drag, as if he wanted to
consume the whole cigarette in one inhale. "I offered him a
straight deal. On
the level. Why won't he take it?"
Outside, Koren and the other girl were
depositing their third load of movie
reels. How much more could there be?
"Don't be so
insistent," I said. "You should know he doesn't like to be pushed
into things."
"Who's
pushing?" His fingers rolled into fists, threatening to crush his
cigarette.
"Give him
time." I looked outside. The long-haired girl had an armload of reels,
but she was carrying
them back from the van. What the hell was going on? Koren
followed, carrying back another
stack.
Boyle offered me a cigarette. His eyes twinkled, making him look like some sort
of
mutant leprechaun. He wiggled the cigarette between the first and second
fingers of his
right hand. I hadn't smoked in years, but the stress of the day
had worn away my resolve. I
reached for it --
-- and he grabbed my wrist with his left hand, yanking me forward almost
into
his lap. I could tell from his grip that it wouldn't have taken much effort for
him to
snap my bones like sticks of dry pasta. His breath smelled like a mix of
scotch and rancid
butter.
"Horsey ride?"
"Let go!"
"Tell me why your old man doesn't want me to distribute the
film?"
"You sick sack of shit!" I pounded on his chest with my free hand, provoking his
laughter.
I might as well have pounded the drywall. "If you so much as --"
"Tell me, you little
tease!" He gripped my leg with his right hand, just above
the knee. His fingers fit almost
completely around it.
"It's not the film he made. He thinks it came from another universe!"
He let go of me instantly and burst into laughter. I slipped to the floor, on my
knees,
cursing him and fighting off tears. I looked at him, wanting to kill him,
or just watch him
drop dead, but he laughed so hard I thought I just might get
my wish. He handed me another
cigarette, which I threw across the room. Then he
handed me the whole pack and I threw that
across the room.
"Oh shit," he said, when his laughter subsided, "I should have known you'd
never
give me a straight answer."
The coffee was ready. The long-haired girl was just
closing up the back of the
Voyageur. I choked off more tears and arranged all the things on
the tray in a
neat, balanced fashion.
"Ease up," Boyle said as he took the tray. "Just
having a little fun. Of
course," he rolled his chair in place on the lift, "if that film
was from
another universe -- and the others -- think of the fortune I'd be sitting on!"
Downstairs,
I looked for some sign of activity, of something out of place that
would give away the
subterfuge, but everything looked as it did before I went
upstairs. The film cases were on
the shelf. The security door looked
undisturbed.
Dad always was good at continuity.
And on
the screen, Marlow was accosted by Everett Sloane as the man in rags.
"...this man has
enlarged my mind!"
Dad took one look at me and stood up. "What's the matter? Are you --?"
"It's all right." I sniffled and put my hand on his shoulder until he took his
seat again.
"Just promise me I never have to come back here."
"Promise," he said softly, and ran his
finger across my bangs.
Boyle put the tray down on the card table behind the console. He
scowled,
scanning the room as carefully as I had just done.
"Feels colder in here, doesn't
it?"
The three of us shrugged. Boyle wheeled himself over to the thermostat, looked
at it
for almost a minute and wheeled himself back.
"Like someone had the door open or something.
Or a window." He shrugged. "Like
you could open one without setting off the alarm. Or open
the door without the
combination." He sneered at his own words as if he didn't altogether
trust them.
We drank coffee as Boyle continued his sales pitch to Dad, but now he pitched
with much less fervor, still looking for some sign of disturbance in his chaos,
glancing at
the screen just as Welles, in his Kurtz get-up, raspily whispered,
"The horror! The
horror!"
"It sure ain't no Citizen Kane." Boyle scowled, still eyeing the thermostat and
the door with suspicion.
By the time Marlow wound up his tale, telling the lie to Kurtz's
"intended," Dad
got up from his chair. "It's about time we go, Terry." He shook his hand.
"I
promise I'll think over your offer."
We put on our coats and stood by the basement door,
waiting for Boyle to let us
out. Instead, he wheeled himself over to the stack of gray film
cases, pulled
out the top one, undid the straps and looked inside.
"Something the matter,
Terry?" Dad adjusted his scarf. All the reels were there.
Boyle grunted and closed up the
case.
Koren smiled. She was holding out her cricket again. Boyle wheeled himself over
to the
basement door and punched the combination into the keypad on the little
box.
"Hey, Andrew."
He pointed to me and winked. "If you'll throw in one of these
chicks, I'll give you the
whole deal -- every last film I've got."
Dad gave him a wry smile. "That might be fatal,
Terry."
Boyle opened the door. "You're probably right. I would've died for old
Barbarella
here." He planted his thumb on his T-shirt, catching the Queen of
Space's bare navel. "So
she goes to Hanoi while I catch three NVA bullets in Nui
Ba Dinh." He looked Koren and me
over one more time, top to bottom, smiling,
displaying his rows of corn-yellow teeth.
"Fatal-- but what a fatality!
"Now what's that?" he asked, noticing the cricket.
"Good luck
charm." Koren gently nudged me through the door. Dad was already
outside.
"No shit?"
"No
shit." She raised it up higher and pointed it back into the basement.
Joseph Cotten, in
tight close-up, was on the big screen, speaking softly,
deeply: "I could not tell her. It
would have been too dark-- too dark
altogether."
"Good luck," Koren said.
Click!
The brooding
music became a hiss of white noise. The face of Joseph Cotten
fluttered, decayed into a
dance of horizontal bars, like luminous chopsticks,
before withering away into a field of
gray TV snow.
"Hey!" Boyle looked at his screen, then back at Koren, her cricket,
viscerally
working out a simple causality that I, the night before, had been too rational
and sophisticated to accept.
"What in the fucking name of --" He lunged at Koren so swiftly
the back of his
chair kicked up and threatened to fly out ahead of him. Koren must have
anticipated
his trajectory, stepped back, and re-aimed the cricket.
Click!
Boyle stopped cold, mouth
wide open, frozen like a movie frame stuck in the
projector gate.
Koren slammed the door,
fiddled with her computer again and urged us up the
concrete steps to the gangway sidewalk.
"That took far too long." The long-haired girl stood in the gangway, arms
akimbo. "We have
twenty-seven minutes."
"For what?" I kept staring back at the basement door.
"Don't worry,"
Karen said softly, "he's not going anywhere for a while."
"What the hell did you do to
him?"
"I can't explain now. The Variable Field Arranger --"
"You're not allowed to explain,"
her companion shot back as she strode to the
van.
"Listen." Dad held out his key ring. "Meet
me back at my place." He smoothed my
hair back and smiled sadly.
"You're-- you're going with
them?" I ignored the keys, remembering Sophocles and
Oedipus at Colonus: "...something
invisible and strange/caught him up -- or down
-- into a space unseen."
"I'm going with
you." I gripped his sleeve.
"I won't be long." He put his hand on my shoulder. "Well, not
too long."
I shook my head and refused to let go. "You're not leaving me behind. Not again.
Not ever."
I don't know why I said it, but it worked. When the long-haired girl saw us both
climbing into the back of the van she hissed out a profanity and turned to
Karen. "This is
too much!"
"You owe me this!" Dad pointed at her threateningly. "I got you in there with a
minimum of subterfuge, which is what you wanted. And don't worry about either of
us giving
away your precious damn secrets. Who's going to believe a couple of
fiction writers
anyway?"
She rolled her eyes and fumed, but in the end took her seat behind the wheel.
Karen
sat next to her.
"We'll barely make it!" The long-haired girl started the van and pulled
out so
swiftly Dad and I were thrown in three directions at once. Several piles of
amassed
"stuff" in the storage area tipped over: books, movie reels,
manuscripts, vinyl records,
canvases loosely wrapped in brown paper. Some of the
names on these things were unfamiliar
to me. Others were all too famous -- as
the subjects of dreams and speculations: an
eleventh Mahler symphony; a very
thick edition of The Last Tycoon; a film case marked
Something's Got to Give --
"Leave that alone!" The long-haired girl scowled at me through
the rear-view.
I sat back iust as the van made another sharp turn onto Howard Street, where
we
really began to pick up speed.
"They've been busy, haven't they?" Dad glanced back into
the storage area.
"How did this stuff get here?"
He shrugged. "They probably wouldn't mind
knowing that themselves." His voice
was just above a whisper. "From what I gather, someone
or something has been
throwing these things into different probabilities all over the
place. The job
of these girls is to track it all down and return it to the universe it came
from. Sort of a 'paradox conservation.'"
"They're just kids," I whispered.
"I wouldn't say
just.'" I looked at the Voyageur's dashboard. I'm used to
illuminated controls and
digitized readouts, but never before had I seen so many
in one place, and never with such
unfathomable functions, like one with a yellow
grid on which red and green wave lines
wobbled over each other in a sort of
strange tango.
The Voyageur rolled down Howard Street
as if that bumpy, potholed mess had
become a clean steel trackway. There was no way for me
to tell which of those
glowing readouts was the speedometer, but I knew we weren't moving
anywhere near
the posted limits.
"I think you missed that red light," I said.
No answer.
Before I could repeat my observation we shot through another one.
Koren looked over the
back of her seat. "Let me explain one more time: we're
going to a very remote place.
There's nothing else around it for at least two
miles. A man of your age, in your condition
--"
"Few things give me chest pains, Koren," he replied in full voice, "at my age,
in my
condition: bad art, deliberate cruelty, and people who worry about my
health."
She turned
back in her seat and said nothing more on the matter.
The Voyageur turned onto Central and
from Central to Oakton, at no time dropping
speed. The play between streetlights and
darkness took on a stroboscopic effect.
Neon signs became gaudy smears of color. The
farther out we went the darker the
road became. Our headlights caught the bare tree
branches, making them look like
hairline fractures in the shell of night.
As to how we
managed to continue this way without being pursued by the combined
forces of several
suburban police departments, I can only defer to the girls
with the gadgets and the
cyber-dashboard.
We careened on into the patchy peripheries of the suburbs, where pockets
of land
had somehow been missed by developers, through areas so dark we may as well have
been traveling through a tunnel, or the depths of space, or along the track of a
particle
accelerator. Light itself huffed and puffed behind us, and ahead of us
was nothing but the
target with which we were destined to collide. Dad may not
have been suffering chest pains,
but my palpitations were growing audible.
"Tell me one thing, Koren," Dad said, "since all
your inquiries about me seemed
sincere: your interest in coming here wasn't just to
retrieve these misplaced
artifacts, was it."
She smiled as if she had expected to be caught
with this question eventually.
"You came looking for some answers. Answers that, for
whatever reason, you
couldn't find in your own probability."
She nodded with the slightest
movement of her chin.
"And what answer did you find?"
"I found this." She held up the novel
of Dad's she had borrowed, opened it,
pointed her computer book light at one page and read
aloud: "'Forget recording,'
Gideon told her. 'Even the best recording by the best artist is
ephemeral. The
record saves the performance, which is all well and good, but the score
saves
the music. And it's the music that matters.'"
He looked surprised but not entirely
unpleased to hear his own words, written
more than two decades before, read back to him.
"And what does that passage mean
to you?"
"It means that whatever you do, in whatever
probability you exist A or existed--
you can't help being an auteur, even when the budget
stinks, the producer's a
moron and all your allies are far away." She closed the book and
handed it back
to him. "Thanks."
"Keep it."
"I can't." She smiled shyly. If there had been
more light in the van I might
have seen her blush. "You know why."
Dad tried to look
impassive, but he's always been completely transparent. He
looked straight through the
darkness to whatever, if anything, lay beyond it. I
took his hand and for once he gripped
mine as if he were in greater need of my
assurance than I of his.
I was still thinking:
"Something invisible and strange / caught him up -- or
down."
"Don't go," I whispered, the
last word catching in my throat.
He looked at me as if I had said something silly and
endearing. "Cath, I haven't
the --"
The van decelerated just enough to press us back against
our seats and allow our
driver to execute a sharp right turn onto a vestige of an old
gravel road that
had once been closed off by a chain tied to two posts. The chain was
rusted and
in pieces; the posts were weathered stumps. Much of the gravel had sunken into
the dirt and clay or was covered with dead weeds and grass.
A waning moon found its way
through the cloud cover as we rolled much more
slowly over this ghost-road, past a bizarre
Boot Hill of dead refrigerators,
stoves and washing machines. The gravel and weeds led to
an upgrade, at the top
of which was stationed a cinder block shed with boarded-up windows
and doors,
layers of graffiti covering every inch of its surface. Next to it were what must
have been the remains of a larger building, barely a pile of bricks, and a
foundation
obscured in winter-dried undergrowth. Beyond these ruins was a gently
downsloped field of
ruined macadam and sere brush that ended at the stark steel
skeleton of some tall, wide,
flat structure, like a monstrous billboard --
-- or a movie screen.
"An abandoned drive-in,"
Dad said. "Why not?"
The Voyageur came to a halt. Koren handed us each several
eyeglassshaped pieces
of polarized film -- eyeguards -- the sort you have to wear when the
optometrist
puts those nasty drops in your eyes.
"You'll need these. They're not as good as
what we make where Antonia and I come
from, but we can't leave anything of ours behind."
Antonia was already strapping
on what looked like the sort of heavy-duty goggles a
barnstorming aviator might
wear, except that the lenses were solid black. "Wear them all,
one over the
other. Try not to look directly at the gate when it opens."
"Gate?" I looked at
the eyeguards in my hand. "You're kidding! We won't be able
to see a thing!"
Koren strapped
on her pair of goggles. "Trust me." She leaned over and opened
the side door. "I suggest
you get behind those ruins."
Only when Dad indicated he was getting out with me did I step
down into the cold
night, holding him by the arm.
"Be careful, you two," Antonia said -- the
only sympathetic words I ever heard
from her.
"It's been an honor, Mr. Ulaszek."
"Koren,
you're a good kid." He patted her shoulder.
He still had one foot in the van when Koren
stretched back and kissed him on the
cheek. He has that effect on people. When he stepped
out, the door shut firmly.
"Dammit," I said. "I forgot to ask her what H.E.L. stands for!"
The Voyageur rolled on toward the skeleton screen. Dad gave them a final wave as
I nudged
him toward the cinder block ruins. It was hard enough to see in the
dark, with the rough
terrain, and utter madness to put on the eyeguards. I
looked all around, expecting
something wild and frightening to reach out and
snatch my father from me " -- into a space
unseen." I pushed harder, until he
almost lost his footing.
"Cath, what in the --"
The air
split with a roar like a thousand revving jet engines.
It was accompanied by the sun,
making a surprise guest appearance about twenty
yards in front of the old screen.
We
couldn't get the eyeguards on fast enough. I thought it was some horrible
atom bomb
explosion and in the next instant we would be vapor, except that if it
were a bomb I would
have been vapor long before I could have formed the thought.
There was no accompanying
heat. No flying debris. A rectangle bright as blazing
magnesium stood suspended before the
old screen like the ghost of every frame of
every film that had ever shown there.
And into
that frame of overpowering light rode the Voyageur.
I pushed Dad down and dropped down
myself, gravel biting into my knees. I clung
to him, half to protect him and half for
protection. I couldn't feel him
breathing, which frightened me, until I realized that I
wasn't breathing either.
The light and roar continued for half a minute, then cut off as
abruptly as it
began. Dad and I rose, pulling off our eyeguards and grunting like a couple
of
sea lions.
When the ringing in my ears faded away, I heard Dad say, as he stared out
toward
the ruined screen, "Thank you, God. I can die now.
"Then to me: "Loosen up, Cath. I
don't mean at this moment."
I was on the verge of squeezing him to death, and eased my grip
considerably.
"Ss-sorry. It's just -- I thought that -- you might --"
"No," he whispered,
smoothing my hair. "I couldn't leave any of you. This is my
world, for better or worse. I
just wanted to see, with my own old, cynical eyes,
what I've believed as a storyteller all
these years."
I felt his frail form, the steadiness of his breathing, then looked around at
our desolate surroundings, darker than ever after the intense barrage of light
we'd just
witnessed. The moon, in contrast, seemed no more than a tarnished
coin.
"Oh shit, Dad. Have
we got a hell of a way to go to get to a phone."
Dad walked the three or so miles without
complaint. On the way, he told me that
what Koren said about him was true for me too. "For
better or worse, Cath."
"At this moment," I said, cold, hungry, exhausted, feeling every
pebble on the
shoulder through the soles of my shoes, "don't ask me which I think it is."
We called Richard from an all-night gas station in Des Plaines. While we waited,
we bought
some scorched coffee in the minimart and a pack of forbiddens. We
stood outside, smoking
and looking up at the unruly April clouds, their bellies
illuminated by the great
metropolis below and their heads outlined by the
steadfast moon.
"I wonder," Dad said, "how
many probabilities have a moon, and in what phases
are they now?"
"And which ones," I added,
"have cloudy nights, or rain, or snow. Which ones
have minimarts with bad coffee and stale
donuts? Which heroes soar on the covers
of their comic books? How many of them chase after
dreams, visions, ideas?"
"There are moments," he flicked away the forbidden and filled his
lungs with the
cool night air, "when it's all there. When you can see and hear all those
things
in all those worlds as clearly as you can hear the piano notes from the little
girl
practicing her scales across the courtyard."
The attendant in the minimart told us about
the "big light out west" he saw. He
thought it might have been a blown power transformer or
a UFO.
When Richard finally arrived, he said, "I am waiting to hear one hell of a story
from
you guys."
Unfortunately, we had to defer on that request until later.
Dad's little dead end
block was in a commotion when we returned. Two squad cars
and an ambulance were parked down
by the townhouses. The sidewalk was thick with
gawkers, banded into several muttering
conferences as they stared at Boyle's
place.
From our experience at Boyle's earlier that
evening, what the neighbors told us
and a few things Dad picked up later on, we pieced
together what had happened.
When Boyle came out of his daze, he quickly discovered that his
"recent
acquisitions" were gone-- replaced with reels of Army documentaries on the
making of
asphalt. Then he discovered that every tape in his basement was erased
(Koren's cricket was
a powerful little beast indeed). He flew into a fury and
made for the door to pursue the
thieves, only to discover that the security
locks no longer recognized his access code. In
an insane rage, he ripped the
door off its hinges, setting off his own alarms, and rolled
out into the
gangway, hurling curses in all directions. This provoked a number of calls to
911, and Boyle made it halfway down the block before old Mr. Feldman, out
walking his
sheltie, pointed out to him that he was standing on his own two,
ample legs.
When Stacy
returned from work, she flat-out fainted. The ambulance was for her.
We walked Dad to his
door as the flashing lights danced in irregular patterns on
the walls of his building.
"You
knew what was going on right from the start. How?" I tucked the end of his
scarf back into
his jacket.
He mussed up my hair and smiled. "I just did what you did. I followed the
story.
All I know is stories. It may not be right, but it's all I know." He turned to
Richard.
"Does that make me a Platohist or an Aristotelian?"
"It makes you a national treasure."
Richard hugged him.
"He's right," I said. "It enrages me, how little recognition you've
gotten. I
want to see you honored in the way you deserve."
"I am." He put an arm around each
of us. "You don't know how honored I feel
right now."
I gave him the same sort of fleeting
kiss Koren had given him a few hours
before.
He has that effect on people.
SOON, I WAS BACK
in the routine, leading discussions, grading papers, holding
conferences, scribbling my
poems, drinking too much coffee.
The last I heard of Terry Boyle, he was distributing
Christian videos.
The student production of Colonus went on. The people who saw it liked
it,
though the auditorium was never full. A critic for one of the university papers
liked
the idea of placing the chorus in the audience, "like spectators at a
sports event,
spurring the players on. Some of the theatergoers joined in with
them when they hissed
Creon." She called it, "a neat bit of staging."
Near the end of the term I received another
little boost. A friend in the French
department showed me a copy of the latest Positif. In
it was an article, "Les
redemptions improbables des Andrew Ulaszek," strewn with
inaccuracies but quite
laudatory. The opening paragraph mentioned that the Cinematheque
francaise was
assembling a retrospective of his films.
Jon was right, I thought. He'll
outlive that third doctor. In some ways he'll
outlive all of us, even if my life ever
straightens out.
But the article that really caught my attention in that issue of Positif
concerned a storm brewing over the authenticity of an alleged "complete" version
of Erich
yon Stroheim's Greed, recently discovered in the attic of an old
building on the rue
Desiree. Apparently, even the defenders of the print's
authenticity are at a loss to
explain why the woman playing Trina in the film in
no way resembles Zasu Pitts.
Wasn't it
Napoleon who said, "'Impossible' n'est pas francais"?
It doesn't matter. I happen to know
that Koren Hume speaks impeccable French.