You'd think they would have a pool table. When you walked into a joint called the Side Pocket, you expected a pool table. Maybe something smaller than regulation, maybe one of those dinky coin-operated Bumper Pool deals. But something, surely, where you poked a ball with a stick and it went into a hole.
Not that he cared. Not that he played the game, or preferred the sound of balls striking one another as background music for his drinking. It was just a matter of unfulfilled expectations, really. You saw the neon, "The Side Pocket", and you walked in expecting a pool table, and they didn't have one.
Of course, that was one of the things he liked about his life. You never knew what to expect. Sometimes you saw things coming, but not always. You could never be sure.
He stood for a moment, enjoying the air-conditioning. It was hot out, and humid, and he'd enjoyed the tropical feel of the air as he'd walked here from his hotel, and now he was enjoying the cool dry air inside. Enjoy it all, he thought. That was the trick. Hot or cold, wet or dry. Dig it. If you hate it, then dig hating it. Whatever comes along, get into it and enjoy it.
Right.
He walked over to the bar. There were plenty of empty stools but he stood instead. He gazed at the light glinting off the shoulders of the bottles on the top row of the back bar, listened to the hum of conversation floating on the surface of soft jazz from the juke box, felt the cool air on his skin. He was a big man, tall and thickly muscled, and the sun had bronzed his skin and bleached blond streaks in his brown hair.
Earlier he'd enjoyed being in the sun. Now he was enjoying being out of it.
Contrasts, he thought. Name of the game.
"Help you?"
He'd been standing, staring, and there was no telling how long the bartender had been right in front of him, waiting for him to order something. A big fellow, the bartender, sort of an overgrown kid, with one of those sleeveless T-shirts cut to show off the delts and biceps. Weightlifter's muscles. Get up around noon, pump some iron, then go lie in the sun. Spend the evening pouring drinks and flexing your muscles, go home with some vacationing schoolteacher or somebody's itchy wife.
He said, "Double Cuervo, neat, water back."
"You got it."
Why did they say that? And they said it all the time. You got it. And he didn't have it, that was the whole point, and he'd have it sooner if they didn't waste time assuring him that he did.
He didn't like the bartender. Fine, nothing wrong with that. He examined the feeling of dislike and let himself enjoy it. In his imagination he drove two stiffened fingers into the bartender's solar plexus, heard the pained intake of breath, followed with a chop to the windpipe. He entertained these thoughts and smiled easily, smiled with genuine enjoyment, as the fellow poured the drink.
"Run a tab?"
He shook his head and drew out his wallet. "Pay as you go," he said, riffling through a thick sheaf of bills. "Sound fiscal policy." He plucked one halfway out, saw it was a hundred, tucked it back. He rejected another hundred, then found a fifty and laid in on top of the bar. He drank the tequila while the bartender rang the sale and left his change on the bar in front of him, returning the wallet to his side pocket.
Maybe the bar's name had nothing to do with pool, he thought. Maybe the Side Pocket meant a pocket in a pair of pants, not the hip pocket but the side pocket, which could have made it an unhip pocket, but in fact made it a more difficult target for pickpockets.
They had a pool table there once, he decided, and the owner found it didn't pay for itself, took up space where he could seat paying customers. Or the bar changed hands and the first thing the new guy did was get rid of the table. Kept the name, though, because he liked it, or because the joint had a following. That made more sense than pants and pickpockets.
He kept his own wallet in his side pocket, but more for convenience than security. He wasn't much afraid of pickpockets. Draining the drink, he felt the tequila stirring him and imagined a hand slipping artfully into his pocket, groping almost imperceptibly for his fat wallet. Imagined his own hand taking hold of the smaller hand. Squeezing, breaking small bones, doing damage without looking, without even seeing the face of the person he was hurting.
He saw the bartender was down at the end of the bar, talking to somebody on the telephone, grinning a lazy grin. He waited until the kid looked his way, then crooked a finger and pointed at his empty glass. Get it? You got it.
A pair of double Cuervos gave you a nice base to work on, got the blood humming in your veins. When the second was gone he switched to India Pale Ale. It had a nice bite to it, a complicated flavor. Sat comfortably on top of tequila, too. Not so comfortably, though, that you didn't know it was there. You definitely knew it was there.
He was halfway through the second IPA when she came in. He didn't exactly sense her presence, but the energy in the place shifted when she walked through the door. Not that everybody turned to look at her. For all he knew, nobody turned to look at her. He certainly didn't. He just stood there, his hand wrapped around the base of the longneck bottle, ready to refill his glass. He felt the shift in energy and turned it over in his mind.
He caught sight of her in the back bar, watched out of the corner of his eye as she approached. One empty stool separated the two of them, but she showed no awareness of his presence, her attention directed at the bartender.
She said, "Hi, Kevin."
"Lori."
"It's an oven out there. Sweetie, tell me something. Can I run a tab?"
"You always run a tab," Kevin said. "Though I heard someone say Pay As You Go is a sound fiscal policy."
"I don't mean a tab like pay at the end of the evening. I mean like I'll pay you tomorrow."
"Oh," he said. "The thing is I'm not supposed to do that."
"See, the ATM was down," she said.
"Down? Down where?"
"Down as in not working. I stopped on the way here and it wouldn't take my card."
"Is Jerry meeting you here? Because he could—"
"Jerry's in Chicago," she said. "He's not due back until the day after tomorrow." She was wearing a wedding ring, and she fiddled with it. "If you took plastic," she said, "like every other place ..."
"Yeah, well," Kevin said. "What can I tell you, Lori? If we took plastic the owner couldn't cook the books as much. He hates to pay taxes even more than he hates to bathe."
"A wonderful human being."
"A prince," Kevin agreed. "Look, I'd let you run a tab, the hell, I'd just as soon let you drink free, far as it goes, but he's on my ass so much these days ..."
"No, I don't want to get you in trouble, Kevvie."
He'd been taking this all in, hanging on every word, admiring the shape of it even as he'd admired her shape, long and curvy, displayed to great advantage in the pale yellow cotton shift. He liked the way Kevin had quoted his pay-as-you-go remark, a sure way to draw him toward the conversation if not into it.
Now he said, "Kevin, suppose I buy the lady a drink. How will that sit with the owner?"
This brought a big grin from the bartender, a pro forma protest from Lori. Very nice little lady, he thought, but you have done this before. "I insist," he said. "What are you drinking?"
"I'm not," she said. "That's the whole problem, and you, kind sir, are the solution. What am I drinking? Kevin, what was that drink you invented?"
"Hey, I didn't invent it," Kevin said. "Guy was drinking 'em in Key West and described it to me, and I improvised, and he says I got it right. But I never tasted the original, so maybe it's right and maybe it isn't." He shrugged. "I don't know what to call it. I was leaning toward Key Hopper or maybe Florida Sunset but I don't know."
"Well, I want one," Lori said.
He asked what was in it.
"Rum and tequila, mostly. A little OJ." Kevin grinned. "Couple of secret ingredients. Fix you one? Or are you all right with the IPA?"
"I'll try one."
"You got it," Kevin said.
During the first round of Key Hoppers she told him her name was Lori, which he knew, and that her husband's name was Jerry, which he also knew. He told her his name was Hank Dettweiler and that he was in town on business. He'd been married once, he told her, but he was long divorced. Too many business trips.
During the second round she said that she and Jerry weren't getting along too well. Too few business trips, she said. It was when they were together that things were bad. Jerry was too jealous and too possessive. Sometimes he was physically abusive.
"That's terrible," he told her. "You shouldn't have to put up with that."
"I've thought about leaving him," she said, "but I'm afraid of what he might do."
During the third round of Key Hoppers (or Florida Sunsets, or whatever you wanted to call them) he wondered what would happen if he reached down the front of her dress and grabbed hold of one of her breasts. What would she do? It was almost worth doing just to find out.
There was no fourth round, because midway through the third she suggested they might be more comfortable at her place.
They took her car and drove to her house. It was a one-story box built fifty years ago to house vets. No Down Payment to Gls, Why Rent When You Can Own? He figured it was a rental now. Her car was an Olds Brougham a year old and her house was a dump with Salvation Army furniture and nothing on the walls but a calendar from the dry cleaners. Why rent when you can own? He figured Lori and Jerry had their reasons.
He followed her into the kitchen, watched as she found an oldies station on the radio, then made them both drinks. She'd kissed him once in the car, and now she came into his arms again and rubbed her little body against him like a cat. Then she wriggled free and headed for the living room.
He went after her, drink in hand, caught up with her and put his arm around her, reaching into the front of her dress and cupping her breast. It was the move he'd imagined earlier, but of course the context was different. It would have been shocking in a public place like the Side Pocket. Here it was still surprisingly abrupt, but not entirely unexpected.
"Oh, Hank," she said.
Not bad. She remembered the name, and acted as if his touch left her weak-kneed with passion. His hand tightened a little on her breast, and he wondered just how hard he could squeeze before fear and pain took the place of passion. They'd be more genuine emotions, certainly, and a lot more interesting.
People always got more interesting when you handed them something they didn't expect. Especially if it wasn't what they wanted. Especially if it was painful or frightening, or both.
He pulled her down onto the couch and began making love to her. His touch and his kisses were gentle, exploratory, but in his mind he hurt her, he forced her. That was interesting, too, a mental exercise he had performed before. She was vibrating to his touch, but she'd be screaming her lungs out if his actions matched the images in his mind.
Just something for his own private amusement, while they waited for Jerry.
But where was good old Jere? That was the question, and he could tell it had occurred to her as well, could tell by the way she worked to slow the pace. It wouldn't do if he got to nail her before the Jealous Husband burst through the door. The game worked best if he was caught on the verge, made doubly vulnerable by guilt and frustration, and awkward, too, with his pants down around his knees.
Happily, their goals were the same. And, when his pants were indeed around his knees and consummation appeared to be right around the corner, they both froze at the sound of a key in the lock.
"Oh my God!" she cried.
Enter Jerry. The door flew open and there he was. You looked at him and you wanted to laugh, because he was hardly the intimidating figure he was supposed to be. Traditionally, the outraged husband was big as a house and meaner than a snake, so that his physical presence alone would scare the crap out of you. Jerry wasn't a shrimp, but he was a middle-aged guy who stood five-ten in his shoes and looked like his main form of exercise was changing channels with the remote control. He wore glasses, he had a bald spot. He looked like a store clerk, night man at the 7-Eleven, maybe.
Which helped explain the gun in his hand. You take a guy five-four, eighty years old, weighs no more than a sack of flour, you put a gun in his hand, you've got a figure that commands respect.
Lori was whimpering, trying to explain. Hank got to his feet, turned from her, turned toward Jerry. He pulled up his pants, fastened them.
"You must be Jerry," he said. "Now look, just because you got a gun don't mean you get to jump the line. You gotta wait your turn, just like everybody else."
It was comical, because Jerry wasn't expecting that. He was expecting a load of begging and pleading, explanations and justifications, and instead he got something that didn't fit any of the slots available for it.
So he didn't know how to react, and while he was figuring it out Hank crossed the room, grabbed the gun in one hand, hit him with the other. His fist went right into the pit of Jerry's soft stomach, just about midway between the nuts and the navel, and that was the end of the war. You hit a person there just right, before he's had a chance to tense his stomach muscles, and if you put enough shoulder into the punch you can deliver a fatal blow.
Not instantly fatal, though. It can take a day or a week, and who has that kind of time?
So he let Jerry double up, clutching his belly with both hands, and he grabbed hold of him by the hair on his head and forced his head down hard, fast, and brought his own knee up hard, fast. He smashed Jerry's face, broke his nose.
Behind him, she was carrying on, going No, no, no, clutching at his clothing. He backhanded her without looking, concentrating his attention on Jerry, who was blubbering through the blood that coursed from his nose and mouth.
That was nice, that knee-in-the-face maneuver. His pants were already bloody at the knee, and it was a sure bet there was nothing in Jerry's closet that would fit him. That was the advantage of having the husband be a big bozo, the way the script called for it; after you were done with him, you could pick out something nice from his wardrobe.
But his pants were khakis, replaceable for thirty bucks at the nearest mall. And, since they were already ruined—
This time he cupped Jerry's head with both hands, brought it down, brought his knee up. The impact brought a great cry from Lori. He gave Jerry a shove and the man wound up sprawled against the wall, jaw slack, eyes glassy. Conscious? Unconscious? Hard to say.
And what did it matter? Eager to get on with it now, he went over to Jerry, put one hand under his chin and the other on the top of his head, and snapped his neck.
Hell of a sound it made. First a grinding noise like something you'd hear in a dentist's office, and then a real sharp crack. Left you in no doubt of what you'd just done.
He turned to Lori, relishing the look on her face. God, the look on her face!
"Honey," he said, "you see what I did? I just saved your life."
It was amusing, watching the play of emotions on her sharp little face. Like her head was transparent, like you could see the different thoughts zooming around in there. She had to come up with something that would leave her with a pulse at the evening's end, and the effort made her thoughts visible.
Thoughts caroming around like balls on a pool table ...
She said, "He was going to kill me."
"Going to kill us both," he agreed. "Violent fellow, your husband. What do you figure makes a man like that?"
"The gun was pointed right at me," she said, improvising nicely. "I thought I was going to die."
"Did your whole life flash before your eyes?"
"You saved my life."
"You're probably wondering how to thank me," he said. He unfastened his pants, let them drop to the floor, stepped out of them. A shadow of alarm flashed on her face, then disappeared.
He reached for her.
It was interesting, he thought, how rapidly the woman adjusted to new realities. Her husband—well, her partner, anyway, and for all he knew her husband as well—her guy was down for the count, on his way to room temperature. And she wasn't wasting time mourning him. Off with the old, on with the new.
"Oh, baby," she said, and sighed theatrically, as if her passion had been real, her climax authentic. "I knew I was hot for you, Hank. I knew that the minute I saw you. But I didn't know—"
"That it could possibly be this good," he supplied.
"Yes."
"It's Jerry being dead that does it," he told her. "Lovemaking as an affirmation of our own aliveness. He's lunch meat and we're still hot to trot. Get it?"
Her eyes widened. Oh, she was beginning to get it, all right. She was on the edge, the brink, the goddamn verge.
"I liked the bit with the bartender," he said. "Kevin, right?"
"The bartender?"
"You got it," he said, and grinned. '"Oh, Kevvie, I haven't got any money, so how am I going to get a little drinkie-poo?'"
"I don't—"
"He phoned you," he said, "after he got a peek at my wallet. He probably thought they were all fifties and hundreds, too."
"Honey," she said, "I think all that sweet love scrambled my brains. I can't follow what you're saying. Let me get us a couple of drinks and I'll—"
Where was she going? Jerry's gun was unloaded, he was sure of that, but that didn't mean there wasn't a loaded gun stashed somewhere in the place. Or she might just open the door and take off. She wasn't dressed for it, but he already knew she cared more for survival than propriety.
He grabbed her arm, yanked her back down again. She looked at him and got it. It was interesting, seeing the knowledge come into her eyes. Her mouth opened to say something but she couldn't think of anything that might work.
"The badger game," he said. "The cheating wife, the outraged husband. And the jerk with a lot of cash who buys his way out of a mess. How about you? Got any cash? Want to buy your way out?"
"Anything you want," she said.
"Where's the money?"
"I'll get it for you."
"You know," he said, "I think I'll have more fun looking for it myself. Make a game of it, you know? Like a treasure hunt. I'm pretty good at finding things, anyway. Got a sixth sense for it."
"Please," she said.
"Please?"
Something went out of her eyes. "You son of a bitch," she said. "It's not a game and I'm not a toy. Just do it and get it over with, you son of a bitch."
Interesting. Sooner or later they let you know who they are. The mask drops and you see inside.
His hands went around her throat. "Jerry got a broken neck," he said. "Strangulation's not as quick. How it works, the veins are blocked off but not the arteries, so the blood gets in but it can't get out. Remember those Roach Motel ads? Thing is, you won't be pretty, but here's the good news. You won't have to see it."
Jerry's gun was unloaded. No surprise there.
Jerry's wallet had a couple of hundred in it, and so did Lori's purse, which suggested the ATM wasn't down after all. And a cigar box on a shelf in the closet held more cash, but most of it was foreign. French 500-franc notes, some Canadian dollars and British pounds.
He showered before he left the house, but he was perspiring before he'd walked a block, and he turned around and went back for her car. Risky, maybe, but it beat walking, and the Olds was wonderfully comfortable with its factory air. He'd always liked the sound of that, factory air, like they made all that air in Detroit, stamped it out under sterile conditions.
He parked down the block from the Side Pocket, waited. He didn't move when Kevin let out his last customers and turned off most of the lights, gave him another five minutes to get well into the business of shutting down for the night.
He was a loose end, capable of furnishing a full description. So it was probably worthwhile to tie him off, but that was almost beside the point. Thing is, Kevin was a player. He was in the game, hell, he'd started the game, picking up the phone to kick things off. You knocked down Jerry and Lori, you couldn't walk away and leave him standing, could you?
Besides, he'd be expecting a visitor now, Lori or Jerry or both, showing up with his piece of the action. What kind of finder's fee would he get? As much as a third? That seemed high, given that he wasn't there when it hit the fan, but on the other hand there was no game if he wasn't there to deal the cards.
Maybe they told Kevin he was getting a third, and then cheated him.
Guy in Kevin's position, he'd probably expect to be cheated. Probably took it for granted, same way as Kevin's boss took it for granted that not all of the money that passed over the bar wound up in the till. Long as the bottom line was high enough, you probably didn't mind getting cheated a little, probably figured it was part of the deal.
Interesting. He got out of the car, headed for the front door. Maybe, if there was time, he'd ask Kevin how they worked the split. Good old Kevvie, with that big grin and all those muscles. While he was at it, why not ask him why they called it the Side Pocket? Just to see what he'd say.