The Dangerous

Dimension

S E L E C T E D F I C T I O N W O R K S B Y

L . R O N H U B B A R D

F A N T A S Y

The Case of the Friendly Corpse

Death’s Deputy

Fear

The Ghoul

The Indigestible Triton

Slaves of Sleep & The Masters of Sleep Typewriter in the Sky

The Ultimate Adventure

S C I E N C E F I C T I O N

Battlefield Earth

The Conquest of Space

The End Is Not Yet

Final Blackout

The Kilkenny Cats

The Kingslayer

The Mission Earth Dekalogy*

Ole Doc Methuselah

To the Stars

A D V E N T U R E

The Hell Job series

WE S T E R N

Buckskin Brigades

Empty Saddles

Guns of Mark Jardine

Hot Lead Payoff

A full list of L. Ron Hubbard’s

novellas and short stories is provided at the back.

*Dekalogy—a group of ten volumes

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Contents

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Stories from Pulp

Fiction’s Golden Age

AND it was a golden age.

The 1930s and 1940s were a vibrant, seminal time for a gigantic audience of eager readers, probably the largest per capita audience of readers in American history. The magazine racks were chock-full of publications with ragged trims, garish cover art, cheap brown pulp paper, low cover prices—and the most excitement you could hold in your hands.

“Pulp” magazines, named for their rough-cut, pulpwood paper, were a vehicle for more amazing tales than Scheherazade could have told in a million and one nights. Set apart from higher-class “slick” magazines, printed on fancy glossy paper with quality artwork and superior production values, the pulps were for the “rest of us,” adventure story after adventure story for people who liked to read. Pulp fiction authors were no-holds-barred entertainers—real storytellers. They were more interested in a thrilling plot twist, a horrific villain or a white-knuckle adventure than they were in lavish prose or convoluted metaphors.

The sheer volume of tales released during this wondrous golden age remains unmatched in any other period of literary history—hundreds of thousands of published stories in over nine hundred di erent magazines. Some titles lasted only an vii

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issue or two; many magazines succumbed to paper shortages during World War II, while others endured for decades yet. Pulp fiction remains as a treasure trove of stories you can read, stories you can love, stories you can remember.

The stories were driven by plot and character, with grand heroes, terrible villains, beautiful damsels (often in distress), diabolical plots, amazing places, breathless romances. The readers wanted to be taken beyond the mundane, to live adventures far removed from their ordinary lives—and the pulps rarely failed to deliver.

In that regard, pulp fiction stands in the tradition of all memorable literature. For as history has shown, good stories are much more than fancy prose. William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Jules Verne, Alexandre Dumas—many of the greatest literary figures wrote their fiction for the readers, not simply literary colleagues and academic admirers. And writers for pulp magazines were no exception. These publications reached an audience that dwarfed the circulations of today’s short story magazines. Issues of the pulps were scooped up and read by over thirty million avid readers each month.

Because pulp fiction writers were often paid no more than a cent a word, they had to become prolific or starve. They also had to write aggressively. As Richard Kyle, publisher and editor of Argosy, the first and most long-lived of the pulps, so pointedly explained: “The pulp magazine writers, the best of them, worked for markets that did not write for critics or attempt to satisfy timid advertisers. Not having to answer to anyone other than their readers, they wrote about human viii

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beings on the edges of the unknown, in those new lands the future would explore. They wrote for what we would become, not for what we had already been.”

Some of the more lasting names that graced the pulps include H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Robert E.

Howard, Max Brand, Louis L’Amour, Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, Erle Stanley Gardner, John D. MacDonald, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein—and, of course, L. Ron Hubbard.

In a word, he was among the most prolific and popular writers of the era. He was also the most enduring—hence this series—and certainly among the most legendary. It all began only months after he first tried his hand at fiction, with L. Ron Hubbard tales appearing in Thrilling Adventures, Argosy, Five-Novels Monthly, Detective Fiction Weekly, Top-Notch, Texas Ranger, War Birds, Western Stories, even Romantic Range. He could write on any subject, in any genre, from jungle explorers to deep-sea divers, from G-men and gangsters, cowboys and flying aces to mountain climbers, hard-boiled detectives and spies. But he really began to shine when he turned his talent to science fiction and fantasy of which he authored nearly fifty novels or novelettes to forever change the shape of those genres.

Following in the tradition of such famed authors as Herman Melville, Mark Twain, Jack London and Ernest Hemingway, Ron Hubbard actually lived adventures that his own characters would have admired—as an ethnologist among primitive tribes, as prospector and engineer in hostile ix

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climes, as a captain of vessels on four oceans. He even wrote a series of articles for Argosy, called “Hell Job,” in which he lived and told of the most dangerous professions a man could put his hand to.

Finally, and just for good measure, he was also an accomplished photographer, artist, filmmaker, musician and educator. But he was first and foremost a writer, and that’s the L. Ron Hubbard we come to know through the pages of this volume.

This library of Stories from the Golden Age presents the best of L. Ron Hubbard’s fiction from the heyday of storytelling, the Golden Age of the pulp magazines. In these eighty volumes, readers are treated to a full banquet of 153 stories, a kaleidoscope of tales representing every imaginable genre: science fiction, fantasy, western, mystery, thriller, horror, even romance—action of all kinds and in all places.

Because the pulps themselves were printed on such inexpensive paper with high acid content, issues were not meant to endure. As the years go by, the original issues of every pulp from Argosy through Zeppelin Stories continue crumbling into brittle, brown dust. This library preserves the L. Ron Hubbard tales from that era, presented with a distinctive look that brings back the nostalgic flavor of those times.

L. Ron Hubbard’s Stories from the Golden Age has something for every taste, every reader. These tales will return you to a time when fiction was good clean entertainment and x

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the most fun a kid could have on a rainy afternoon or the best thing an adult could enjoy after a long day at work.

Pick up a volume, and remember what reading is supposed to be all about. Remember curling up with a great story.

—Kevin J. Anderson

KEVIN J. ANDERSON is the author of more than ninety critically acclaimed works of speculative fiction, including The Saga of Seven Suns, the continuation of the Dune Chronicles with Brian Herbert, and his New York Times bestselling novelization of L. Ron Hubbard’s Ai! Pedrito!

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Author’s Note

For reasons pertinent to the happiness of Mankind, by request from the United States Philosophic Society and the refusal of Dr. Henry Mudge, Ph.D., of Yamouth University, the philosophic equation mentioned herein is presented as only Equation C

without further expansion.

—L. Ron Hubbard

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HE room was neither mean nor dingy. It was only Tcluttered. The great bookcases had gaps in their ranks and the fallen members lay limp-leaved on floor and table.

The carpet was a snowdrift of wasted paper. The stuffed owl on the mantel was awry because the lined books there had fallen sideways, knocking the owl around and over to peck dismally at China on the globe of the world. The writing desk was heaped with tottering paper towers.

And still Dr. Mudge worked on.

His spectacles worried him because they kept falling down in front of his eyes; a spot of ink was on his nose and his right hand was stained blue black.

The world could have exploded without in the least disturbing Yamouth’s philosophic professor. In his head whirled a maelstrom of philosophy, physics and higher mathematics and, if examined from within, he would have seemed a very brave man.

Examined from without it was a different matter. For one thing Dr. Mudge was thin, for another he was bald. He was a small man and his head was far too big for his body. His nose was long and his eyes were unusually bright. His thin hands gripped book and pen as every atom of his being was concentrated upon his work.

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Once he glanced up at the clock with a worried scowl. It was six-thirty and he must be done in half an hour. He had to be done in half an hour. That would give him just time enough to rush down to the university and address the United States Philosophic Society.

He had not counted on this abrupt stab of mental lightning.

He had thought to deliver a calm address on the subject, “Was Spinoza Right in Turning Down the Professorship of . . .”

But when he had begun to delve for a key to Spinoza, a truly wonderful idea had struck him and out he had sailed, at two that day, to dwell wholly in thought. He did not even know that he was cramped from sitting so long in one place.

“Henrrreeee!” came the clarion call.

Henry failed to hear it.

“HENrrrry!”

Again he did not look up.

“HENRY MUDGE! Are you going to come in here and eat your dinner or not?!”

He heard that time, but with less than half an ear. He did not come fully back to the world of beefsteak and mashed potatoes until Mrs. Doolin, his housekeeper, stood like a thundercloud in the study door. She was a big woman with what might be described as a forceful personality. She was very righteous, and when she saw the state of that study she drew herself up something on the order of a general about to order an execution.

“Henry! What have you been doing? And look at you! A smudge on your nose—and an ink spot on your coat! ”

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bogeyman of Henry’s life. Ten years before, she had descended upon him and since that time . . .

“Yes, Lizzie,” said Henry, aware for the first time of his stiffness and suddenly very tired.

“Are you coming to dinner or aren’t you? I called you a half-hour ago and the beefsteak will be ruined. And you must dress. What on earth’s gotten into you, Henry Mudge?”

“Yes, Lizzie,” said the doctor placatingly. He came slowly to his feet and his joints cracked loudly.

“What have you done to this place?”

Some of the fire of his enthusiasm swept back into Henry.

“Lizzie, I think I have it!” And that thought swept even Lizzie Doolin out of the room as far as he was concerned. He took a few excited steps around the table, raised his glasses up on his forehead and gleamed. “I think I’ve got it!”

“What?” demanded Lizzie Doolin.

“The equation. Oh, this is wonderful. This is marvelous!

Lizzie, if I am right, there is a condition without dimension.

A negative dimension, Lizzie. Think of it! And all these years they have been trying to find the fourth positive dimension and now by working backwards . . .”

“Henry Mudge, what are you talking about?”

But Henry had dived into the abstract again and the lightning was flashing inside his head. “The negative dimension! Epistemology!”

“What?”

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to Paris! You can imagine yourself swimming in a river and zip! you are mentally swimming in a river. But the body stays where it is. And why, Lizzie? Why? ”

“Henry Mudge—!”

“But there is a negative dimension. I am sure there is. I have almost formulated it and if I can succeed—”

“Henry Mudge, your dinner is getting cold. Stop this nonsense. . . .”

But he had not heard her. Suddenly he gripped his pen and wrote. And on that blotted piece of paper was set down Equation C.

He was not even aware of any change in him. But half his brain began to stir like an uneasy beast. And then the other half began to stir and mutter.

And on the sheet before him was Equation C.

“Henry Mudge!” said Lizzie with great asperity. “If you don’t come in here and eat your dinner this very minute . . .”

She advanced upon him as the elephant moves upon the dog.

Henry knew in that instant that he had gone too far with her. And half his brain recognized the danger in her. For years he had been in deadly terror of her. . . .

“I wish I was in Paris,” Henry shivered to himself, starting to back up.

Whup!

Cognac, m’sieu?” said the waiter.

“Eh?” gaped Henry, glancing up from the sidewalk table.

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de la Paix, going home as the hour was very late. Some of the cafés were already closed.

“Cognac o vin blanc, m’sieu?” insisted the waiter.

“Really,” said Henry, “I don’t drink. I—Is this Paris?”

“Of a certainty, m’sieu. Perhaps one has already had a sip too much?”

“No, no! I don’t drink,” said Henry, frightened to be in such a position.

The waiter began to count the saucers on the table. “Then m’sieu has done well for one who does not drink. Forty francs, m’sieu.”

Henry guiltily reached into his pocket. But his ink-stained jacket was not his street coat. He had carpet slippers on his feet. His glasses fell down over his eyes. And his searching hands told him that he possessed not a dime.

“Please,” said Henry, “I am out of funds. If you would let me—”

“SO!” cried the waiter, suavity vanishing. “Then you will pay just the same! GENDARME! GENDARME! ”

“Oh,” shivered Henry and imagined himself in the peaceful security of his study.

Whup!

Lizzie was gaping at him. “Why . . . why, where . . . where did you go? Oh, it must be my eyes. I know it must be my eyes. Those fainting spells did mean something then. Yes, I am sure of it.” She glanced at the clock. “Look, you haven’t eaten dinner yet! You come right into the dining room this instant!”

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Meekly, but inwardly aghast, Henry tagged her into the dining room. She set a plate before him. He was not very hungry, but he managed to eat. He was greatly perplexed and upset. The negative dimension had been there after all. And there was certainly no difficulty stepping into it and out of it. Mind was everything, then, and body nothing. Or mind could control body. . . . Oh, it was very puzzling.

“What are you dreaming about?” challenged Lizzie. “Get upstairs and get dressed. It’s seven this very minute!”

Henry plodded out into the hall and up the stairs. He got to his room and saw that all his things were laid out.

Oh, it was very puzzling, he told himself as he sat down on the edge of the bed. He started to remove one carpet slipper and then scowled in deep thought at the floor.

Twenty minutes later Lizzie knocked at his door. “Henry, you’re late already!”

He started guiltily. He had not even taken that slipper off.

If Lizzie found him in here— She was starting to open the door.

“I ought to be there this very minute,” thought Henry, envisioning the lecture hall.

Whup!

It startled him to see them filing in. He stood nervously on the platform, suddenly aware of his carpet slippers and ink-stained working jacket, the spot on his nose and his almost black hand. Nervously, he tried to edge back.

The dean was there. “Why . . . why, Dr. Mudge. I didn’t see you come in.” The dean looked him up and down and frowned. “I hardly think that your present attire . . . ”

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Henry visualized the clothes laid out on his bed and started to cough an apology.

“I . . . er . . .”

Whup!

What’s that, Henry?” said Lizzie. “My heavens, where are you?”

“In here, Lizzie,” said Henry on the edge of his bed.

She bustled into the room. “Why, you’re not dressed! Henry Mudge, I don’t know what is happening to your wits. You will keep everybody waiting at the university—”

“Ohhh,” groaned Henry. But it was too late.

Whup!

My dear fellow,” said the dean, startled. “What . . . er. . . what happened to you? I was saying that I scarcely thought it proper—”

“Please, I—” But that was as far as Henry got.

Whup!

I know it’s my eyes,” said Lizzie.

“Stop!” wailed Henry. “Don’t say anything! Please don’t say anything. Please, please, please don’t say anything!”

She was suddenly all concern. “Why, you’re pale, Henry.

Don’t you feel well?”

“No—I mean yes. I’m all right. But don’t suggest anything.

I . . .” But how could he state it? He was frightened half to death by the sudden possibilities which presented themselves to him. All he had to do was visualize anything and that scene 9

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was the scene in which he found himself. All anybody had to do was suggest something and zip! there he was.

At first it had been a little difficult, but the gigantic beast Thought had risen into full power.

“You dress,” said Lizzie.

But he was afraid to start disrobing. What if he thought—

No, he must learn to control this. Somehow he had missed something. If he could get the entire equation straight and its solution, he would have the full answer. But Thought was drunk with power and would not be denied.

Henry rushed past Mrs. Doolin and down the steps to his study. He quickly sat in his chair and gripped his pen with determination. There was Equation C. Now if he could solve the rest of it he would be all right. He only had to substitute certain values . . .

Lizzie had followed him down. “Henry, I think you must be going crazy. Imagine keeping all those men waiting in the lecture hall—”

Whup!

Henry groaned and heard the dean say, “It was to be our pleasure this evening that we hear from Dr. Mudge on the subject—”

Somebody twitched at the dean’s sleeve. “He’s right beside you.”

The dean looked and there was Henry, tweed jacket, ink stains, carpet slippers and all. Beads of perspiration were standing out on Henry’s bulging forehead.

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“Go right ahead,” whispered the dean. “I do not approve of your attire, but it is too late now.”

Henry stood up, fiery red and choked with stage fright.

He looked down across the amused sea of faces and cleared his throat. The hall quieted slowly.

“Gentlemen,” said Henry, “I have made a most alarming discovery. Forgive me for so appearing before you, but it could not be helped. Mankind has long expected the existence of a state of mind wherein it might be possible to follow thought.

However—” His lecture presence broke as he recalled his carpet slippers. Voice nervous and key-jumpy, he rushed on.

“However, the arrival at actual transposition of person by thought alone was never attained because mankind has been searching forward instead of backward. That is, mankind has been looking for the existence of nothing in the fourth dimension instead of the existence—” He tried to make his mind clear. Stage fright was making him become involved.

“I mean to say, the negative dimension is not the fourth dimension but no dimension. The existence of nothing as . . .”

Some of the staid gentlemen in the front row were not so staid. They were trying not to laugh because the rest of the hall was silent.

“What idiocy is that man babbling?” said the dean to the university president behind his hand.

Dr. Mudge’s knees were shaking. Somebody tittered openly in the fourth row.

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elsewhere for the moment. The yogi takes several means of accomplishing this, evidently long practiced in the negative dimension. Several great thinkers such as Buddha have been able to appear bodily at a distance when they weren’t there but . . .” he swallowed again, “but elsewhere when they were there. The metaphysicist has attributed supernatural qualities to the phenomenon known as an ‘apport,’ in which people and such appear in one room without going through a door when they were in the other room. . . .”

Dear me, he thought to himself, this is a dreadful muddle.

He could feel the truth behind his words, but he was too acutely aware of a stained jacket and carpet slippers and he kept propping up his glasses.

“If a man should wish to be in some other place, it is entirely possible for him to imagine himself in that place, and, diving back through the negative dimension, to emerge out of it in that place with instantaneous rapidity. To imagine oneself—”

He swallowed hard. An awful thought had hit him, big enough to make him forget his clothes and audience. A man could imagine himself anyplace and then be in that place, zip!

But how could a man exert enough willpower to keep from imagining himself in a position of imminent destruction? If he thought— Mudge gritted his teeth. He must not think any such thing. He must not! He knew instinctively that there was one place he could not imagine himself without dying instantly before he could recover and retreat. He did not know the name of that place in the instant, would not allow himself to think of it—

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A ribald young associate professor said hoarsely to a friend, loud enough for Dr. Mudge to hear, “He ought to imagine himself on Mars.”

Mudge didn’t even hear the laugh which started to greet that sally.

Whup!

He examined the sandy wastes which stretched limitlessly to all the clear horizons. Bewildered, he took a few steps and the sand got into his carpet slippers. A cold wind cut through the thin tweed jacket and rustled his tie.

“Oh, dear,” thought Mudge. “Now I’ve done it!”

A high, whining sound filled the sky and he glanced up to see a pear-shaped ship streaking flame across the sky. It was gone almost before it had started.

Dr. Mudge felt very much alone. He had no faith in his mental behavior now. It might fail him. He might never get away. He might imagine himself in an emperor’s palace with sentries—

Whup!

The diamond floor was hard on his eyes and lights blazed all around him. A golden throne reared before him and on top of it sat a small man with a very large head, swathed in material which glowed all of itself.

Mudge couldn’t understand a word that was being said because no words were being said, and yet they all hit his brain in a bewildering disarray.

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The diamond floor was hard on his eyes and lights blazed all around him. A golden throne reared before him and on top of it sat a small man with a very large head, swathed in material which glowed all of itself.

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Instantly he guessed what was happening. As a man’s intention can be telepathed to a dog, these superior beings battered him mentally as he had no brain wave selectivity. He had guessed the human mind would so evolve, and he was pleased for an instant to find he had been right. But not for long.

He began to feel sick in the midst of this bombardment.

All eyes were upon him in frozen surprise.

The emperor shouted and pointed a small wand. Two guards leaped up and fastened themselves upon Mudge. He knew vaguely that they thought he was an inferior being—something like a chimpanzee, or maybe a gorilla, and, indeed, so he was on their scale of evolution.

The ruler shouted again and the guards breathed hard and looked angrily at Mudge. Another man came sprinting over the diamond floor, a flare-barreled gun gripped in his hand.

Mudge began to struggle. He knocked the guards aside with surprising ease.

Wildly he turned about, seeking a way out, too confused by light, thought waves and sound to think clearly and remember.

The man with the lethal-looking weapon braced his feet and leveled the muzzle at Mudge’s chest. He was going to shoot and Mudge knew that he faced a death-dealing ray. He was getting no more consideration than a mad ape, like that one in the Central Park Zoo. . . . The guard was squeezing the trigger—

Whup!

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dabbed at his forehead. Dully he gazed up, knowing he would see an orangutan in the cage. It was late, and the beast slumbered in his covered hut. Mudge could only see a tuft of fur.

“Thanks,” he whispered.

The night air was soothing. He was exhausted with all the crosscurrents which had battered his poor human mind, and the thin air of Mars.

He moved slowly along the rail. There was a sign there which said “Gorilla. Brought from the Mountains of the Moon by Martin—”

Whup!

Ohhh,” groaned Mudge pitifully as he sank down on a rock in the freezing night. “This can’t keep up. I would no more than start to eat when something would yank me away. I’d starve. And sooner or later I’ll think of a very dangerous place and that will be the end of me before I can escape. There’s one place in particular—

“NO!” he screamed into the African night.

The thought had not formed. One place he must never, never think about. NEVER!

From this high peak, he could see all Africa spread before him. Glowing far off in the brilliant moonlight was Lake Tanganyika.

Mudge was a little pleased with himself just the same. Back at the lecture—

Whup!

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I am sorry and very puzzled,” the dean was saying, watch in hand. “Why Dr. Mudge should see fit to use a magician’s tricks, to appear in such strange attire and generally disport himself—”

“I can’t help it!” wailed Mudge at his side.

The dean almost jumped out of his shoes. He was annoyed to be startled out of his dignity and he scowled harshly at Mudge. “Doctor, I advise you strongly that such conduct will no longer be tolerated. If you are trying to prove anything by this, an explanation will be most welcome. The subject is philosophy and not Houdini’s vanishing tricks.”

“Ohhh,” moaned Mudge, “don’t say anything. Please don’t say anything more. Just keep quiet. I mean,” he said hastily,

“I mean, don’t say anything else. Please!”

The young man who had suggested Mars was not quite so sure of himself, but the dean’s handy explanation of magic without paraphernalia restored his buoyancy.

“I was just . . .” began Mudge. “No, I can’t say where I was or I’ll go back, and I won’t go back. This is very terrifying to me, gentlemen. There is one certain place I must not think about. The mind is an unruly thing. It seems to have no great love for the material body as it willfully, so it seems, insists in this great emergency on playing me tricks—”

“Dr. Mudge,” said the dean, sternly. “I know not what you mean by all this cheap pretension to impossibilities—”

“Oh, no,” cried Mudge. “I am pretending nothing. If I could only stop this I would be a very happy man! It is terribly hard on the nerves. Out of Spinoza I wandered into Force equations, and at two today I caught a glimmer of truth in 17

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the fact that there was a negative dimension—a dimension which had no dimensions. I know for certain that mind is capable of anything.”

“It certainly is,” said the dean. “Even chicanery.”

“No, no,” begged Mudge, pushing his glasses high on his forehead and then fishing in his pockets. “In my notes . . .”

He looked squarely at the dean. “Here! I have proof of where I have been, sir.” He stooped over and took off a carpet slipper.

He turned it upside down on the lecture table and a peculiar glowing sand streamed out.

“That is Martian sand,” said Mudge.

“BOSH!” cried the dean. He turned to the audience.

“Gentlemen, I wish you to excuse this display. Dr. Mudge has not been well and his mind seems to be unbalanced. A few hour’s rest—”

“I’ll show you my notes,” said Mudge, pleading. “I’ll show you the equation. I left them home in my study—”

Whup!

Lizzie Doolin was muttering to herself as she picked up the papers from the floor and stacked them. The professor was certainly a madman this evening. Poor little man— She was turning and she almost fainted.

Dr. Mudge was sitting in his chair getting his notes together.

“Doctor!” cried Lizzie. “What are you doing there? How did you get in the house? The doors are all locked and . . . Ohhhhh, it’s my eyes. Doctor, you know very well that you should be at that lecture—”

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He barely had time to cram the papers in his pocket.

Whup!

The dean was fuming. “Such tricks are known— Oh, there you are! Doctor, I am getting very sick of this. We are too well versed in what can be done by trickery to be at all startled by these comings and goings of yours.”

“It’s not a trick!” stated Mudge. “Look, I have my notes. I—”

“And I suppose you’ve brought back some vacuum from the moon this—”

Whup!

It was so cold that Mudge was instantly blue all over. He could feel himself starting to blow up as the internal pressure fought for release. His lungs began to collapse, but his mind raced, torn between two thoughts.

Here he was on the moon. Here he was, the first man ever to be on the moon!

And all the great volcanoes reared chilly before him, and an empty Sea of Dreams fell away behind him. Barren rock was harsh beneath his feet and his weight was nothing. . . .

All in an instant he glimpsed it because he knew that he would be dead in another second, exploded like a penny balloon. He visualized the thing best known to him—his study.

Whup!

Lizzie was going out the door when she heard the chair creak.

She forgot about the necessity for aspirin as she faced about.

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Mudge was in again.

“Doctor,” stormed Lizzie, an amazon of fury, “if you don’t stop that, I don’t know what will happen to me! Here a minute, gone again, here and gone, here and gone! What is the world coming to! It is not my eyes. It can’t be my eyes. I felt over the whole room for you and not so much as a hair of your head was here. What kind of heathen magic have you been stirring up? You’ve sold your soul—”

“STOP!” screamed Mudge. He sank back, panting. That had been close. But then, that had not been as close as that other THING which he dared not envision. He chopped the thought off and started back on another.

“Maybe,” said Mudge, thoughtfully, “maybe there isn’t . . . Oh, I’ve got the test right here. Can I throw myself back and forth between life and death?”

He had said the word.

“Death,” he said again, more distinctly.

And still nothing occurred. He breathed easier. He could not go back and forth through time, as he had no disconnection with the time stream. He could whisk himself about the universe at will—or against his will—but he was still carrying on in the same hours and minutes. It had been dark in Africa, almost morning in P—

“NO!” he yelled.

Lizzie jumped a foot and stared to see if Mudge was still in his chair.

“Whatever are you up to?” demanded Lizzie, angrily. “You frighten a body out of her wits!”

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“Something awful is going on,” said Mudge, darkly. “I tried to tell you before dinner, but you wouldn’t listen. I can imagine I am someplace and then be in that someplace. This very instant I could imagine something and zip! I’d be someplace else without walking through doors or anything.”

Lizzie almost broke forth anew. But it awed her, a little. She had seen Mudge appear and disappear so often this evening that this was the only explanation which she could fit.

Mudge looked tired. “But I’m afraid, Lizzie. I’m terribly afraid. If I don’t watch myself, I might imagine I was in some horrible place such as—

“NO!” shouted Mudge.

“I might imagine I was someplace where I—

“NO!” he yelled again.

Those shouts were like bullets to Lizzie Doolin. But she was still awed—a little.

Mudge held his head in his hands. “And I’m in trouble. The dean will not believe what is happening to me. He calls me a cheat—

“NO!” he cried.

“What do you keep yelling for?” complained Lizzie.

“So I won’t go sailing off. If I can catch a thought before it forms I can stay put.” He groaned and lowered his head into his hands. “But I am not believed. They think me a cheat.

Oh, Lizzie, I’ll lose my professorship. We’ll starve!”

She was touched and advanced slowly to touch his shoulder.

“Never you mind what they say about you. I’ll beat their heads in, Henry, that I will.”

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He glanced up in astonishment at her. She had never shown any feeling for him in all these ten years. She had bullied him and driven him and terrified him. . . .

She was conscious of her tenderness and brushed it away on the instant. “But don’t go jumping off like that again! Drive over to the university in your car like a decent man should.”

“Yes, Lizzie.”

He got up and walked toward the door. Her jaw was set again.

“Mind what I tell you,” she snapped. “Your car, now! And nothing fancy!”

“Yes, Lizzie. They’re waiting. . . .” He didn’t, couldn’t stop that thought and the hall was clearly envisioned and there he was—

Whup!

The dean had his hands on both hips as he saw that Mudge was here again. The dean wagged his head from side to side and was very angry, almost speechless. The audience tittered.

“Have you no respect?” cried the dean. “How dare you do such things when I am talking to you. I was saying that the next time you’ll probably—”

“SHUT UP!” shouted Mudge in desperation. He was still cold from his trip to the moon.

The dean recoiled. Mudge was a very mild little fellow, with never anything but groveling respect for everybody. And these words from him . . .

“I’m sorry,” said Mudge. “You mustn’t say things or you’ll send me off somewhere again. Now don’t speak.”

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“Mudge, you can be assured that this performance this evening will terminate—”

Mudge was desperate. “Don’t. You might say something.”

The audience was delighted and laughter rolled through the hall. Mudge had not realized how his remark would sound.

The dean had never been anything but overbearing and now with his dignity flouted he turned white. He stepped stiffly to the president of the university and said a few words in a low voice. Grimly the president nodded.

“Here and now,” said the dean, stepping back, “I am requesting your resignation, Mudge. This buffoonery—”

“Wait,” pleaded Mudge, hauling his notes from his pocket.

“First look at these and maybe you will see—”

“I care to look at nothing,” stated the dean frostily. “You are a disgrace.”

“Look,” pleaded Mudge, putting the papers on the lecture stand. “Just give me one minute. I am beside myself. I don’t mean what I say. But there is one thing I must not think about—one thing I can’t think to think about but which I—

Look. Here, see?”

The dean scowled at the sheets of scribbled figures and symbols. Mudge talked to him in a low voice, growing more and more excited.

The dean was still austere.

“And there,” said Mudge, “right there is Equation C. Read it.”

The dean thought Mudge might as well be humored as long as he would be leaving in the morning for good. He adjusted his glasses and looked at Mudge’s reports. His glance fastened on Equation C.

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The dean was startled. He stood up straight, his logical mind turning over at an amazing pace. “That’s very strange,”

said the dean, bewildered. “My head feels . . .”

“Oh, what have I done?” cried Mudge, too late.

The assistant professor in the front row, a man of little wit but many jokes, chortled, “I suppose he will go to Mars now.”

Whup!

Whup!

Mudge was almost in control by now. He knew that a part of Equation C was missing which would make it completely workable and usable at all times without any danger. And he also knew that being here on this sandy plain was not very dangerous unless one happened to think—

“NO!” he screamed into the Martian night.

It was easy. All he had to do was visualize the classroom—

Whup!

Mudge took off his glasses and wiped them. Then he bent over and emptied the sand from his slippers. The hall before him was silent as death and men were staring in disbelief at the little man on the platform.

Mudge replaced the slipper. He took up a pencil and bent eagerly over his notes. He had to work this thing out before he imagined—

“NO!” he roared.

It would be awful if he dreamed it. Dreaming, he would have no real control and things would happen to him.

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The president rose cautiously and tapped Mudge’s shoulder.

“W-W-Where is the dean?”

Mudge glanced around. True enough, the dean was not there. Mudge chewed at the end of his pencil in amazed contemplation.

“Do you mean,” ventured the president, “that that statement about—”

“SHUT UP!” cried Mudge. “The dean may find out how to get back unless he thinks of something he . . .” He swallowed hard.

“Dr. Mudge, I resent such a tone,” began the president.

“I am sorry,” said Mudge, “but you might have said it, and the next time I might fall in a Martian canal—”

Whup!

He was strangling as he fought through the depths. He broke the surface like a porpoise and swam as hard as he could, terror surging within him as these dark waters lapped over him.

Ahead he could see a houseboat with a beautiful lady sitting at the rail. He swam breast stroke, raising himself up to shout for help. The cold suddenness of the accident had dulled his brain and he could not know what monsters lurked in these Martian depths.

The woman was strangely like an Earthwoman for all that.

Perhaps there were colonies of these people much as there were colonies of chimpanzees on Earth. But the houseboat was silvery and the woman dressed in luminous cloth.

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blowing upon the deck, water forming about his feet in a pool. The woman was staring at him. She was a beautiful thing and Mudge’s heart beat swiftly. She spoke in sibilant tones.

He bowed to her. “No, I haven’t time for a visit or tea or anything,” said Mudge. “I am sorry, but I am busy at a lect—

NO! I am busy on Ea— NO! I am busy.”

Oddly enough he knew that he could not speak her language, and yet he understood her perfectly as she placed her hand on his arm. It must be more telepathy, he thought.

“Yes, it is telepathy,” said her mind. “Of course. But I am astonished to see you. For years—ever since the great purge—no humans of our breed have been here. Alone with these yellow men as servants I am safe enough. My parole was given because of certain favors—”

“Please,” said Mudge. “I have an appointment. Don’t be alarmed if I vanish. I’ll be back someday.” He looked around to fix the spot in his mind, feeling devilish for an instant.

He bowed to her. “I must leave—”

“But you’ll take cold,” she said, picking up a shawl of glowing material and throwing it about his shoulders.

“Thank you,” said Mudge, “and now I really must go.”

Again he bowed, and envisioned the classroom this time.

Whup!

The water dripped to the lecture platform and Mudge was really getting cold by now. He hauled the shawl more tightly about his arms and was aware of protruding eyes all through the hall.

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The water dripped and dripped, and Mudge shivered again.

He sneezed. It would be good—

“NO!” he shouted and everybody in the hall jumped almost out of their chairs.

Mudge turned to the president. “You see what you did?”

The president was cowed. But he picked up in a moment.

“Did . . . did you see the dean?”

“No,” said Mudge. The warm room was drying his clothes rapidly, and he rolled up his sleeve so that he wouldn’t blot the paper. Feverishly, he began to evolve Equation D.

He almost knew why he was working so fast. He was wholly oblivious of the audience. Very well he knew that his life depended upon his solving Equation D and thus putting the negative dimension wholly in his control. His pencil flew.

The thought began to seep into his mind in spite of all he could do.

“NO!” he yelled.

Again people jumped.

There was a grunt at his elbow and there stood the dean.

He had sand in his gray hair and he looked mussed up.

“So you got back,” said Mudge.

“It . . . it was terrible,” moaned the dean in a broken voice.

“The—”

“Don’t say it,” said Mudge.

“Doctor,” said the dean, “I apologize for all I said to you.”

He faced the crowd. “I can verify amply everything that has happened here tonight. Dr. Mudge is absolutely correct”—he paused to swab his face and spit sand out of his teeth—“about 27

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the negative dimension. I have the uneasy feeling, however, that it is a very dangerous dimension. A man might—”

“Stop!” said Mudge, loudly.

He was working at a terrific pace now, and the paper shot off the stand to the floor as he swept it aside. He grabbed a new sheet.

He knew he was working against death. Knew it with all his heart. That thought would not long be stayed. At any minute he might find out where he was that he dared never go—

Equation D was suddenly before him. He copied it with a weary sigh and handed it to the dean. “Read that before you get any ideas,” said Mudge.

The dean read it.

“Mars,” said Mudge.

Nothing happened.

The dean began to breathe more easily.

“Moon,” said Mudge.

And still nothing happened.

Mudge faced the audience. “Gentlemen, I regret the excitement here tonight. It has quite exhausted me. I can either give you Equation C and D or—”

“No,” said the dean.

“NO!” chorused the crowd.

“I’m frightened of it,” said the dean. “I could never, never, never prevail upon myself to use it under any circumstances less than a falling building. Destroy it.”

Mudge looked around and everybody nodded.

“I know this,” said Mudge, “but I will never write it again.”

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And so saying, he tore it up into little bits, his wet coat making it possible for him to wad the scraps to nothingness, never again to be read by mortal man.

“Gentlemen,” said Mudge, “I am chilly. And so if you will excuse me, I will envision my study and—”

Whup!

Lizzie was crying. Her big shoulders shook as she hunched over in the doctor’s chair. “Oh, I just know something will happen to him. Something awful,” said Lizzie. “Poor little man.”

“I am not a poor little man,” said Mudge.

She gasped as she stared up at him.

“My chair, please,” said Mudge.

She started to her feet. “Why, Henry Mudge, you are soaking wet! What do you mean—?”

He cut her short. “I don’t mean anything by it except that I fell in a Martian canal, Lizzie. Now be quick and get me some dry clothes and a drink of something.”

She hesitated. “You know you don’t drink,” she snapped—for a test.

“I don’t drink because I knew you didn’t like it. Bring me some of that medicinal whiskey, Lizzie. Tomorrow I’ll make it a point to get some good Scotch.”

“HENRY!”

“Don’t talk like that,” said Henry Mudge commandingly.

“I am warning you that you had better be pretty good from now on.”

“Henry,” said Lizzie.

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“Stop that,” he said. “I won’t have it. I refuse to be bullied in my own home, I tell you. And unless you are very, very good I am liable to vanish like that—”

“Don’t,” she begged. “Don’t do that, Henry. Please don’t do that. Anything you say, Henry. Anything. But don’t pop off like that anymore.”

Henry beamed upon her. “That’s better. Now go get me some clothes and a drink. And be quick about it.”

“Yes, Henry,” she said meekly. But even so she did not feel badly about it. In fact, she felt very good. She whisked herself upstairs and trotted down again in a moment.

She placed the whiskey and water beside his hand.

Henry dug up a forbidden cigar. She did not protest.

“Get me a light,” said Henry.

She got him a light. “If you want anything, dear, just call.”

“That I will, Lizzie,” said Henry Mudge.

He put his feet upon the desk, feeling wicked about it but enjoying it just the same. His clothes were almost dry.

He sank back puffing his cigar, and then took a sip of the drink. He chuckled to himself.

His mind had quieted down. He grinned at the upset owl.

The thought which had almost hit him before came to him now. It jarred him for an instant, even made him sweat. But he shook it off and was very brave.

“Sun,” said Henry Mudge, coolly taking another drink.

This story is included in the book The Professor Was a Thief.

For more information go to www.goldenagestories.com.

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Glossary

Glossary

STORIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE reflect the words and expressions used in the 1930s and 1940s, adding unique flavor and authenticity to the tales. While a character’s speech may often reflect regional origins, it also can convey attitudes common in the day. So that readers can better grasp such cultural and historical terms, uncommon words or expressions of the era, the following glossary has been provided.

epistemology: a branch of philosophy that investigates the origin, nature, methods and limits of human knowledge.

G-men: government men; agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

key-jumpy: speaking in a tone of voice characterized by nervous or jittery variations in pitch.

Lake Tanganyika: a lake in central Africa. It is the longest freshwater lake in the world.

mean: unimposing or shabby.

Mountains of the Moon: a mountain range in central Africa, so called by the natives because of their snowcapped whiteness.

m’sieu: (French) Mr.

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Scheherazade: the female narrator of The Arabian Nights, who during one thousand and one adventurous nights saved her life by entertaining her husband, the king, with stories.

Sea of Dreams: a large dark plain on the far side of the moon that was mistaken by early astronomers for a sea.

Spinoza: Baruch Spinoza (1632–1677); Dutch philosopher.

He claimed to deduce the entire system of thought from a restricted set of definitions and self-evident axioms.

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L. Ron Hubbard

in the Golden Age

of Pulp Fiction

L. Ron Hubbard in the Golden Age of Pulp Fiction

In writing an adventure story

a writer has to know that he is adventuring for a lot of people who cannot.

The writer has to take them here and there about the globe and show them

excitement and love and realism.

As long as that writer is living the part of an adventurer when he is hammering

the keys, he is succeeding with his story.

Adventuring is a state of mind.

If you adventure through life, you have a good chance to be a success on paper.

Adventure doesn’t mean globe-trotting, exactly, and it doesn’t mean great deeds.

Adventuring is like art.

You have to live it to make it real.

— L. RON HUBBARD

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L. Ron Hubbard

and American

Pulp Fiction

ORN March 13, 1911, L. Ron Hubbard lived a life at least as expansive as the stories with which he enthralled B

a hundred million readers through a fifty-year career.

Originally hailing from Tilden, Nebraska, he spent his formative years in a classically rugged Montana, replete with the cowpunchers, lawmen and desperadoes who would later people his Wild West adventures. And lest anyone imagine those adventures were drawn from vicarious experience, he was not only breaking broncs at a tender age, he was also among the few whites ever admitted into Blackfoot society as a bona fide blood brother. While if only to round out an otherwise rough and tumble youth, his mother was that rarity of her time—a thoroughly educated woman—who introduced her son to the classics of Occidental literature even before his seventh birthday.

But as any dedicated L. Ron Hubbard reader will attest, his world extended far beyond Montana. In point of fact, and as the son of a United States naval o cer, by the age of eighteen he had traveled over a quarter of a million miles. Included therein were three Pacific crossings to a then still mysterious Asia, where he ran with the likes of Her British Majesty’s agent-in-place 37

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for North China, and the last in

the line of Royal Magicians from

the court of Kublai Khan. For the

record, L. Ron Hubbard was also

among the first Westerners to gain

admittance to forbidden Tibetan

monasteries below Manchuria,

and his photographs of China’s

Great Wall long graced American

geography texts.

L. Ron Hubbard,

Upon his return to the United States and a hasty

left, at Congressional

Airport, Washington,

completion of his interrupted high school education,

DC, 1931, with

the young Ron Hubbard entered George Washington

members of George

Washington

University. There, as fans of his aerial adventures

University flying

club.

may have heard, he earned his wings as a pioneering barnstormer at the dawn of American aviation. He also earned a place in free-flight record books for the longest sustained flight above Chicago. Moreover, as a roving reporter for Sportsman Pilot (featuring his first professionally penned articles), he further helped inspire a generation of pilots who would take America to world airpower.

Immediately beyond his sophomore year, Ron embarked on the first of his famed ethnological expeditions, initially to then untrammeled Caribbean shores (descriptions of which would later fill a whole series of West Indies mystery-thrillers).

That the Puerto Rican interior would also figure into the future of Ron Hubbard stories was likewise no accident.

For in addition to cultural studies of the island, a 1932–33

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LRH expedition is rightly remembered as conducting the first complete mineralogical survey of a Puerto Rico under United States jurisdiction.

There was many another adventure along this vein: As a lifetime member of the famed Explorers Club, L. Ron Hubbard charted North Pacific waters with the first shipboard radio direction finder, and so pioneered a long-range navigation system universally employed until the late twentieth century. While not to put too fine an edge on it, he also held a rare Master Mariner’s license to pilot any vessel, of any tonnage in any ocean.

Yet lest we stray too far afield,

there is an LRH note at this juncture

in his saga, and it reads in part:

“I started out writing for the pulps, writing the best I knew, writing for

every mag on the stands, slanting as

well as I could.”

To which one might add: His

earliest submissions date from the

summer of 1934, and included tales drawn from Capt. L. Ron Hubbard

in Ketchikan, Alaska,

true-to-life Asian adventures, with characters roughly 1940, on his Alaskan

modeled on British/American intelligence operatives

Radio Experimental

Expedition, the first

he had known in Shanghai. His early Westerns were

of three voyages

conducted under the

similarly peppered with details drawn from personal

Explorers Club flag.

experience. Although therein lay a first hard lesson from the often cruel world of the pulps. His first Westerns were soundly rejected as lacking the authenticity of a Max Brand yarn 39

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(a particularly frustrating comment given L. Ron Hubbard’s Westerns came straight from his Montana homeland, while Max Brand was a mediocre New York poet named Frederick Schiller Faust, who turned out implausible six-shooter tales from the terrace of an Italian villa).

Nevertheless, and needless to say, L. Ron Hubbard persevered and soon earned a reputation as among the most publishable names in pulp fiction, with a ninety percent placement rate of first-draft manuscripts. He was also among the most prolific, averaging between seventy and a hundred thousand words a month. Hence the rumors that L. Ron Hubbard had redesigned a typewriter for faster keyboard action and pounded

A Man of Many Names

Between 1934 and 1950,

out manuscripts on a continuous

L. Ron Hubbard authored more than

roll of butcher paper to save the

fifteen million words of fiction in more

than two hundred classic publications.

precious seconds it took to insert a

To supply his fans and editors with

stories across an array of genres and

single sheet of paper into manual

pulp titles, he adopted fifteen pseudonyms

typewriters of the day.

in addition to his already renowned

L. Ron Hubbard byline.

That all L. Ron Hubbard

Winchester Remington Colt

stories did not run beneath said

Lt. Jonathan Daly

byline is yet another aspect of

Capt. Charles Gordon

Capt. L. Ron Hubbard

pulp fiction lore. That is, as

Bernard Hubbel

publishers periodically rejected

Michael Keith

Rene Lafayette

manuscripts from top-drawer

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authors if only to avoid paying

Ken Martin

top dollar, L. Ron Hubbard and

Scott Morgan

Lt. Scott Morgan

company just as frequently replied

Kurt von Rachen

Barry Randolph

with submissions under various

Capt. Humbert Reynolds

pseudonyms. In Ron’s case, the

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list included: Rene Lafayette,

Captain Charles Gordon, Lt. Scott

Morgan and the notorious Kurt von

Rachen—supposedly on the lam

for a murder rap, while hammering

out two-fisted prose in Argentina.

The point: While L. Ron Hubbard

as Ken Martin spun stories of

Southeast Asian intrigue, LRH as

Barry Randolph authored tales of

romance on the Western range—which, stretching

L. Ron Hubbard,

circa 1930, at the

between a dozen genres is how he came to stand

outset of a literary

among the two hundred elite authors providing close

career that would

finally span half

to a million tales through the glory days of American

a century.

Pulp Fiction.

In evidence of exactly that, by 1936 L. Ron Hubbard was literally leading pulp fiction’s elite as president of New York’s American Fiction Guild. Members included a veritable pulp hall of fame: Lester “Doc Savage” Dent, Walter “The Shadow” Gibson, and the legendary Dashiell Hammett—to cite but a few.

Also in evidence of just where L. Ron Hubbard stood within his first two years on the American pulp circuit: By the spring of 1937, he was ensconced in Hollywood, adopting a Caribbean thriller for Columbia Pictures, remembered today as The Secret of Treasure Island. Comprising fifteen thirty-minute episodes, the L. Ron Hubbard screenplay led to the most profitable matinée serial in Hollywood history. In accord with Hollywood culture, he was thereafter continually called upon 41

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to rewrite/doctor scripts—most

famously for long-time friend and

fellow adventurer Clark Gable.

In the interim—and herein lies

another distinctive chapter of

the L. Ron Hubbard story—he

continually worked to open Pulp

Kingdom gates to up-and-coming

authors. Or, for that matter, anyone

who wished to write. It was a fairly

The 1937 Secret of

unconventional stance, as markets were already thin Treasure Island, a

fifteen-episode serial

and competition razor sharp. But the fact remains, it

adapted for the screen

was an L. Ron Hubbard hallmark that he vehemently

by L. Ron Hubbard

from his novel,

lobbied on behalf of young authors—regularly Murder at Pirate

supplying instructional articles to trade journals, Castle.

guest-lecturing to short story classes at George Washington University and Harvard, and even founding his own creative writing competition. It was established in 1940, dubbed the Golden Pen, and guaranteed winners both New York representation and publication in Argosy.

But it was John W. Campbell Jr.’s Astounding Science Fiction that finally proved the most memorable LRH vehicle. While every fan of L. Ron Hubbard’s galactic epics undoubtedly knows the story, it nonetheless bears repeating: By late 1938, the pulp publishing magnate of Street & Smith was determined to revamp Astounding Science Fiction for broader readership.

In particular, senior editorial director F. Orlin Tremaine called for stories with a stronger human element. When acting editor John W. Campbell balked, preferring his spaceship-driven 42

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tales, Tremaine enlisted Hubbard. Hubbard, in turn, replied with the genre’s first truly character-driven works, wherein heroes are pitted not against bug-eyed monsters but the mystery and majesty of deep space itself—and thus was launched the Golden Age of Science Fiction.

The names alone are enough to quicken the pulse of any science fiction aficionado, including LRH friend and protégé, Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, A. E. van Vogt and Ray Bradbury. Moreover, when coupled with LRH stories of fantasy, we further come to what’s rightly been described as the foundation of every modern tale of

horror: L. Ron Hubbard’s immortal

Fear. It was rightly proclaimed by Stephen King as one of the very

few works to genuinely warrant that

overworked term “classic”—as in:

“This is a classic tale of creeping, surreal menace and horror. . . . This is one of the really, really good ones.”

To accommodate the greater body

of L. Ron Hubbard fantasies, Street & Smith

L. Ron Hubbard,

1948, among fellow

inaugurated Unknown—a classic pulp if there ever

science fiction

was one, and wherein readers were soon thrilling to

luminaries at the

World Science

the likes of Typewriter in the Sky and Slaves of Sleep Fiction Convention

in Toronto.

of which Frederik Pohl would declare: “There are bits and pieces from Ron’s work that became part of the language in ways that very few other writers managed.”

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so introducing readers to a world of genies, jinn, Aladdin and Sinbad—all of which, of course, continue to float through cultural mythology to this day.

At least as influential in terms of post-apocalypse stories was L. Ron Hubbard’s 1940 Final Blackout. Generally acclaimed as the finest anti-war novel of the decade and among the ten best works of the genre ever authored—here, too, was a tale that would live on in ways few other writers imagined.

Hence, the later Robert Heinlein

verdict: “ Final Blackout is as perfect a piece of science fiction as has ever been written.”

Like many another who both

lived and wrote American pulp

adventure, the war proved a tragic

end to Ron’s sojourn in the pulps.

He served with distinction in four

theaters and was highly decorated

Portland,

for commanding corvettes in the North Pacific. He

Oregon, 1943;

L. Ron Hubbard,

was also grievously wounded in combat, lost many a

captain of the

close friend and colleague and thus resolved to say

US Navy subchaser

PC 815.

farewell to pulp fiction and devote himself to what it had supported these many years—namely, his serious research.

But in no way was the LRH literary saga at an end, for as he wrote some thirty years later, in 1980:

“Recently there came a period when I had little to do. This was novel in a life so crammed with busy years, and I decided to amuse myself by writing a novel that was pure science fiction.”

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P U ♦L P F I C T I O N

That work was Battlefield Earth:

A Saga of the Year 3000. It was an Final Blackout

immediate New York Times bestseller is as perfect

and, in fact, the first international

a piece of

science fiction blockbuster in

science fiction

decades. It was not, however,

as has ever

L. Ron Hubbard’s magnum opus, as

been written.

that distinction is generally reserved

for his next and final work: The 1.2

—Robert Heinlein

million word Mission Earth.

How he managed those 1.2 million words in just over twelve months is yet another piece of the L. Ron Hubbard legend.

But the fact remains, he did indeed author a ten-volume dekalogy that lives in publishing history for the fact that each and every volume of the series was also a New York Times bestseller.

Moreover, as subsequent generations discovered L. Ron Hubbard through republished works and novelizations of his screenplays, the mere fact of his name on a cover signaled an international bestseller. . . . Until, to date, sales of his works exceed hundreds of millions, and he otherwise remains among the most enduring and widely read authors in literary history. Although as a final word on the tales of L. Ron Hubbard, perhaps it’s enough to simply reiterate what editors told readers in the glory days of American Pulp Fiction: He writes the way he does, brothers, because he’s been there, seen it and done it!

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Man-Killers of the Air

The Battling Pilot

On Blazing Wings

Boomerang Bomber

Red Death Over China

The Crate Killer

Sabotage in the Sky

The Dive Bomber

Sky Birds Dare!

Forbidden Gold

The Sky-Crasher

Hurtling Wings

Trouble on His Wings

The Lieutenant Takes the Sky

Wings Over Ethiopia

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The Adventure of “X”

Hurricane

All Frontiers Are Jealous

The Iron Duke

The Barbarians

Machine Gun 21,000

The Black Sultan

Medals for Mahoney

Black Towers to Danger

Price of a Hat

The Bold Dare All

Red Sand

Buckley Plays a Hunch

The Sky Devil

The Cossack

The Small Boss of Nunaloha

Destiny’s Drum

The Squad That Never Came Back

Escape for Three

Starch and Stripes

Fifty-Fifty O’Brien

Tomb of the Ten Thousand Dead

The Headhunters

Trick Soldier

Hell’s Legionnaire

While Bugles Blow!

He Walked to War

Yukon Madness

Hostage to Death

S E A A D V E N T U R E

Cargo of Co ns

The Phantom Patrol

The Drowned City

Sea Fangs

False Cargo

Submarine

Grounded

Twenty Fathoms Down

Loot of the Shanung

Under the Black Ensign

Mister Tidwell, Gunner

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S T O R I E S F R O M ♦ T ♦

H E G O L D E N A G E

T A L E S F R O M T H E O R I E N T

The Devil— With Wings

Pearl Pirate

The Falcon Killer

The Red Dragon

Five Mex for a Million

Spy Killer

Golden Hell

Tah

The Green God

The Trail of the Red Diamonds

Hurricane’s Roar

Wind-Gone-Mad

Inky Odds

Yellow Loot

Orders Is Orders

M Y S T E R Y

The Blow Torch Murder

The Grease Spot

Brass Keys to Murder

Killer Ape

Calling Squad Cars!

Killer’s Law

The Carnival of Death

The Mad Dog Murder

The Chee-Chalker

Mouthpiece

Dead Men Kill

Murder Afloat

The Death Flyer

The Slickers

Flame City

They Killed Him Dead

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Borrowed Glory

If I Were You

The Crossroads

The Last Drop

Danger in the Dark

The Room

The Devil’s Rescue

The Tramp

He Didn’t Like Cats

S C I E N C E F I C T I O N

The Automagic Horse

A Matter of Matter

Battle of Wizards

The Obsolete Weapon

Battling Bolto

One Was Stubborn

The Beast

The Planet Makers

Beyond All Weapons

The Professor Was a Thief

A Can of Vacuum

The Slaver

The Conroy Diary

Space Can

The Dangerous Dimension

Strain

Final Enemy

Tough Old Man

The Great Secret

240,000 Miles Straight Up

Greed

When Shadows Fall

The Invaders

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S T O R I E S F R O M ♦ T ♦

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W E S T E R N

The Baron of Coyote River

Man for Breakfast

Blood on His Spurs

The No-Gun Gunhawk

Boss of the Lazy B

The No-Gun Man

Branded Outlaw

The Ranch That No One Would Buy

Cattle King for a Day

Reign of the Gila Monster

Come and Get It

Ride ’Em, Cowboy

Death Waits at Sundown

Ruin at Rio Piedras

Devil’s Manhunt

Shadows from Boot Hill

The Ghost Town Gun-Ghost

Silent Pards

Gun Boss of Tumbleweed

Six-Gun Caballero

Gunman!

Stacked Bullets

Gunman’s Tally

Stranger in Town

The Gunner from Gehenna

Tinhorn’s Daughter

Hoss Tamer

The Toughest Ranger

Johnny, the Town Tamer

Under the Diehard Brand

King of the Gunmen

Vengeance Is Mine!

The Magic Quirt

When Gilhooly Was in Flower

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When Pop starts searching for the story’s source, an odd physics professor named Pertwee, he lands in the middle of the story of the century after the Empire State Building, Grant’s Tomb and Grand Central Station all disappear.

Apparently, Pertwee’s the mastermind behind it all. But Pop soon discovers that, instead of inventing a new way to blow things up, the professor may be doing quite the opposite.

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