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Chapter 26

A report was made to the Admiralty about the happenings on Lode Ranger's planet. The Baroness had not wished to send one but, rather surprisingly, Big Sister supported Grimes on this issue. The Admiralty was not at all pleased and sent a terse message ordering The Far Traveler to leave any future explorations of the world to the personnel, far better equipped and qualified, of the destroyer Acrux.

The Baroness finally decided to make the best of the situation. "After all," she said to Grimes, "it is only Lost Colonies in which I am interested. Morrowvia, for example. What has happened on that world since you—and, I admit, others— tried to drag the happy colonists into the mainstream of galactic civilization? And now," she went on sweetly, too sweetly, "we shall refresh your memory, Captain Grimes."

Grimes regarded his employer apprehensively over the rim of his teacup. She always made a ritual of afternoon tea and almost invariably, even when he was in the doghouse, he was invited (commanded?) to her salon to share this minor feast It was all done in considerable style, he was bound to admit—the fragrant infusion poured from the golden pot by the robot butler into gold-chased eggshell china, the paper-thin cucumber sandwiches, the delicious, insubstantial pastries . . . Sometimes on these daily occasions she was graciously charming; other times she seemed to delight in making her yachtmaster squirm. Always she was the aristocrat. She was the aristocrat and Grimes was the yokel in uniform.

He looked at her reclining gracefully on her chaise longue, Wearing the usual filmy white gown that, tantalizingly, neither fully revealed nor fully concealed. Her wide, full mouth was curved in a smile—a malicious smile, Grimes decided; this was going to be what he had categorized as a squirm session. Her eyes—they were definitely green today—stared at him disdainfully.

She said, "As you already know, Captain, I was able to obtain recordings, of various occasions from the archives of the

Federation Survey Service. Or, to be more exact, Commander Delamere had those records aboard his ship and allowed me, for a consideration, to have copies taken."

He thought, What can't you buy, you rich bitch!

She went on, "This one is audio tape only. Recorded in the captain's cabin aboard one of the Survey Service's minor vessels some years ago. I wonder if you will recognize it . . ." She lifted a slim, languorous yet imperious arm. "Big Sister, the Seeker recordings, please."

"Certainly, Your Excellency," replied the computer-pilot The screen of the big playmaster lit up but there was no picture, only glowing words and symbols:

SEEKER 1473/18.5

ETHOLOGY NTK=" RESTRICTED AO

For four ringers only, thought Grimes. Not to be heard outside the sacred precincts of the Archives . . . How the hell did Frankie get his dirty paws on this?

From the speaker of the ornate instrument came a voice, a woman's voice, familiar. Maggie . . . Grimes thought. He wondered where she was now, what she was doing, whom she was doing it with. He regretted, not for the first time, his resignation from the Survey Service. He had his enemies in the Space Navy of the Federation but he'd had his friends, good ones, and Maggie Lazenby,—Commander Margaret Lazenby of the Scientific Branch—had been the best of them.

She had been more than just a friend.

He recalled the occasion vividly as he listened to her talking. She was telling Grimes, the Dog Star Line's Captain Danzellan and Captain Drongo Kane of the Southerly Buster what she had been able to learn of the origins of the Lost Colony on Morrowvia. It had been founded during the Second Expansion. A gaussjammer, the emigrant ship Lode Cougar, had been driven off trajectory by a magnetic storm, had been flung into a then unexplored sector of the galaxy. By the time that a habitable planet was blundered upon there had been starvation, mutiny, even cannibalism. There had been a crash landing with very few survivors—but, nonetheless, this handful of men and women possessed the wherewithal to start a colony from scratch. Aboard Lode Cougar had been stocks of fertilized ova, animal as well as human. (Dogs had been required on Austral, the world to which the ship originally had been bound, and cats, both to keep the indigenous vermin under control.

"With those very few survivors," Maggie had said, "a colony could still have been founded and might well have endured and flourished. There were ten men—nine of them, including Morrow, passengers, the other a junior engineer. There were six women, four of them young. Then Morrow persuaded his companions that they would have a far better chance of getting established if they had underpeople to work for them. It seems that the only ova suitable to his requirements were those of cats. The others did not query this; after all, he was an experienced and qualified genetic engineer. With the aid of the ship's artificer he set up his incubators and then—everything that he needed he found in the ship's cargo—a fully equipped laboratory. Before the diesel fuel ran out he was getting ample power from a solar energy converter and from a wind driven generator . . .

"I quote from Dr. Morrow's journal: The first batch is progressing nicely in spite of the accelerated maturation. I feel . . . paternal. I ask myself why should these, my children, be underpeople? I can make them more truly human than the hairless apes that infest so many worlds, that may, one day, infest this one . . ."'

So it went on, Maggie still reading from Dr. Morrow's diary, telling of the deaths of the Lode Cougar survivors. Although Morrow admitted nothing in writing it seemed probable that these were not accidental. Mary Little, Sarah Grant and Delia James succumbed to food poisoning. Douglas Carrick fell off a cliff. Susan Pettifer and William Hume were drowned in the river. The others, apparently, drank themselves to death after Morrow set up a still.

"There was something of the Pygmalion in Morrow," went on that long ago Maggie. "He fell in love with one of his own creations, his Galatea. He even named her Galatea . . ."

"And he married her," said a strange male voice that Grimes, with something of a shock, realized was his own. "He married her, and the union was fertile. According to Interstellar Law any people capable of fertile union with true people must themselves be considered true people. So, Captain Kane, that puts an end to your idea of setting up a nice, profitable slave trade."

Drongo Kane's voice—Grimes had no difficulty in recognizing it, even after all this time—broke in. "Don't tell me that you believe those records! Morrow was just kidding himself when he wrote them. How many glorified tom cats were sneaking into his wife's or his popsies' beds while his back was turned?"

There was an older, heavier male voice, the Dog Star Line's Captain Danzellan. "I was the first to land on this planet, Captain Kane, quite by chance. I found that the natives were . . . friendly. My Second Officer—among others—did some tom cating around himself and, if I may be permitted the use of an archaic euphemism, got the daughter of the Queen of Melbourne into trouble. The young idiot should have taken his contraceptive shots before he started dipping his wick, but he didn't think that it would be necessary. And then, just to make matters worse, he fell in love with the wench. He contrived, somehow, to get himself appointed to' Schnauzer for my second voyage here. Now he wants to make an honest woman of the girl. Her mother, however, refuses to sanction the marriage until he becomes a Morrowvian citizen and changes his name to Morrow. As a matter of fact it all rather ties in with Company policy. The Dog Star Line will want a resident manager here—and a prince consort will be ideal for the job. Even though the queenships are not hereditary in theory they usually are in practice. And Tabitha—that's her name—is next in line."

Again Kane's voice, "What are you driveling about?"

And Danzellan, stiffly, "Tabitha has presented young Delamere with a son."

The Baroness raised her hand and the playmaster fell silent. "Delamere?" she asked. "But surely he's captain of the destroyer Vega."

"The Odd Gods of the Galaxy did not create that name for Handsome Frankie alone, Your Excellency," said Grimes. "But, as a matter of fact, that Delamere, the one on Morrowvia, is one of Frankie's distant cousins. Like Frankie, he uses women to rise in the universe. Frankie has his plain, fat admiral's daughter—which is why he's gotten as high as he has. There'll be other women, carefully selected, and Frankie'll make admiral yet. Come to that, that Dog Star Line second mate hasn't done badly either, using similar methods. Resident manager on Morrowvia and a prince consort . . ."

"And they say that women are jealous cats . . ." murmured the Baroness. Then, "Continue, Big Sister."

Kane's voice issued from the playmaster. "And how many local boyfriends has she had?"

"She says," stated Danzellan, "that she has had none. Furthermore, I have seen the baby. All the Morrowvians have short noses—except this one. He has a long nose, like 'his father. The resemblance is quite remarkable."

"Did Mr. Delamere and his family come with you, Captain Danzellan?" asked Grimes. "Call them up, and we'll wet the baby's head!"

And Kane exclaimed, "You can break the bottle of champagne over it if you want to!"

The Baroness laughed as he raised her hand. She said, "Quite an interesting character, this Captain Kane. A rogue, obviously, but . . ."

"Mphm," grunted Grimes.

"According to the Survey Service records," she went on, "your own conduct on Morrowvia was such that you were accused later, by Captain Kane, of partisanship. You had an affair with one of the local rulers . . ."

Grimes' prominent ears felt as though they were about to burst into flame. "Yes," he admitted.

"Tell me," she pressed, "what was it like?"

"All cats are gray in the dark," he said.

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