Chapter 1

I was approaching my destination. All around, pressing up against the very edge of the road, the green of the forest yielded now and then to a meadow overgrown with yellow sedge. The sun had been setting for an hour and still couldn't make it, hanging low on the horizon. The car rolled along, crunching on a gravel surface. I steered around the bigger rocks, and each maneuver caused the empty canisters to rattle and clang in the trunk.

A couple of men came out of the woods on the right and stopped on the shoulder, looking in my direction. One of them raised his hand. I took my foot off the gas, scrutinizing the pair. They seemed to be hunters, young, and maybe a bit older than myself. Deciding I liked their looks, I stopped.

The one who had raised his hand stuck his swarthy, hawk-nosed face through the window and asked, grinning, "Could you give us a lift to Solovetz?"

The second man, with a reddish beard and without a moustache, peering over his shoulder, was also smiling. These were positively nice people.

"Sure thing. Get in," I said. "One in the front and one in the back, ‘cause I have some junk on the rear seat."

"A true philanthropist," pronounced the hawk-nosed one joyfully as he slid the gun off his shoulder and sat down next to me.

The bearded one was looking through the rear door in a quandary of indecision and said, "Eh, could you maybe move it a little?"

I leaned over the back of the seat and helped him clean off a space occupied by a sleeping bag and a rolled-up tent. He sat down gingerly, placing his gun between his knees.

"Shut the door tighter," I said.

Everything was going along normally. The car started off. The hawk-nosed one turned around and started an animated discourse about how much nicer it was to be riding in a passenger car than to be traveling on foot. The bearded one mumbled assent and kept slamming the door. "Pick up the poncho," I counseled, looking at him through the rear-view mirror. "You're pinching it in the door." After five minutes everything finally settled down. I asked, "Is it some ten kilometers to Solovetz?"

"Right" answered Hawk-nose, "or a little more. Though, in truth, the road isn't very good, made mostly for trucks."

"The road is quite decent," I contradicted. "I was promised I couldn't get through at all."

"On this road you can get through even in the fall."

"Here, maybe but from Korobetz on it's just a plain dirt road."

"It's a dry summer this year; everything is dried out from the drought."

"Over by Zatonyie there have been some rains, they say," noted the bearded one on the rear seat

"Who said?" asked Hawk-nose.

"Merlin said."

For some reason they both laughed. I fished out my cigarettes, lighted up, and passed them around.

"Clara Tsetkin brand," said Hawk-nose, studying the pack. "Are you from Leningrad?"

"Yes."

"Touring?"

"Touring," I said. "And you - are you from around here?"

"Native," said Hawk-nose.

"Me, I am from Murmansk," offered the bearded one.

"For Leningrad it must be all the same - North, whether it's Murmansk or Solovetz," said Hawk-nose.

"Well, not really," I said politely.

"Are you going to stop over in Solovetz?" asked Hawk-nose.

"Of course," I said. "It's Solovetz I am going to."

"You have friends or relatives there?"

"No," I said, "just going to wait up for some friends. They are taking the shore route and Solovetz is our rendezvous point"

I saw a heap of gravel piled up ahead, braked, and said, "Hang on tight" The car bounced and pitched. Hawk-nose banged his nose on the gun barrel. The engine roared, rocks flew up against the undercarriage.

"Poor old car," said Hawk-nose.

"Can't be helped," I said.

"It's not everyone who would drive on a road like this with his own car."

"I would," I said. The freshly graveled section came to an end.

"Oh, so it's not your own car," guessed Hawk-nose with some tone of disappointment, it seemed to me. I felt piqued.

"And what sense would there be in buying a car so you could drive on pavement? Where there is pavement there is nothing of interest and where it's interesting - there's no pavement."

"Yes, of course," Hawk-nose commented diplomatically.

"It's dumb to make an idol out of a car," I asserted.

"So it is," said the bearded one. "But not everyone thinks so."

We started talking cars and came to the conclusion that if you were going to buy anything at all, a GAZ-69 would be best, but unfortunately they were not for sale to the public. Later Hawk-nose asked, "So, where do you work?"

I answered, "Colossal!"

Exclaimed Hawk-nose, "A programmer! That's exactly what we are looking for. Listen. Quit your institute and join up with us!"

"And what do you have to offer?"

"What do we have?" asked Hawk-nose, turning around.

"Aldan-three," said The Beard.

"A well-endowed machine," I said. "Has it been running well?"

"Well, how shall I say..

"I get it," I said.

"As a matter of fact, it hasn't been debugged yet," said The Beard. "Stay here with us and fix it up."

"We'll arrange your transfer before you can count to two," added Hawk-nose.

"What are you working on?" I asked.

"As with all science - the happiness of man."

"Understood," I said. "Something to do with space?"

"That too," said Hawk-nose.

"Well, you know what they say - let well enough alone," said I.

"Big city and good pay," said The Beard in a low voice, but I heard him.

"Don't," I said, "don't judge it in terms of money."

"No, really, I was just kidding," said The Beard. "It's his idea of a joke," said Hawk-nose. "You couldn't find more interesting work anywhere else than with us."

"Why do you think so?"

"I am positive."

"But I am not convinced."

Hawk-nose chuckled. "We'll talk about that some more," he said. "Are you going to stay long in Solovetz?"

"Two days maximum."

"So we'll talk on day two."

The Beard announced: "Personally, I see the hand of fate in this. There we were walking through the woods and we meet a programmer. I sense that we are committed."

"You really need a programmer that badly?" I asked.

"Our need is dire indeed."

"I'll talk to the fellows," I promised. "I know some who are unhappy."

"We don't need just any programmer," said Hawk-nose. "Programmers are in short supply, and are spoiled, but we don't need a prima donna."

"That's more complicated," I said.

Hawk-nose started counting his fingers. "We need a programmer who: a - is not spoiled; b - is a volunteer; c - is willing to live in a dorm - "

"D," picked up The Beard, "will take one hundred and twenty rubles."

"And how about wings?" I asked. "Or, say, a halo around the head? You are searching for one in a thousand!"

"But all we need is just that one," said Hawk-nose.

"But what if there's only nine hundred?"

"We'll settle for nine-tenths."

The forest fell away on either side; we crossed a bridge and ran along between potato fields.

"Nine o'clock," said Hawk-nose. "Where are you planning to spend the night?"

"I'll sleep in the car. How late are the stores open?"

"The stores are already closed," said Hawk-nose. "You could stay in the dorm," said The Beard. "I have an extra bunk bed in my room."

"You can't park near the dorm," Hawk-nose said dreamily.

"Yeah, I guess so," said The Beard, chuckling for some private reason.

"We can park the car over by the police," said Hawk-nose.

"That's a lot of folderol," said The Beard. "Here I am prattling nonsense, and you trail right along. How's he going to get in the dorm?"

"Right, right, damn it," said Hawk-nose. "Quite so; can't get through a workday without forgetting one of these sidelights."

"How about transvecting him?"

"That's a no-no," said Hawk-nose. "You are not dealing with a sofa, you know. And you are no Cristobal Junta, and neither am I..."

"Don't worry yourselves," I said. "It's not the first time I slept in the car."

Suddenly I felt a terrible yen to sleep between sheets. It had been four nights that I had been sleeping in a bag.

"I've got it," said Hawk-nose. "Ho-ho - - Iznakurnozh !"(lzba na kuryikh nozhkakh: Log cottage on hen's legs, of Russian folklore)

"Right!" exclaimed The Beard. "Over to Lukomoniye with him!"

"Honest to God, I can sleep over in the car," I said.

"You are going to sleep in a house," said Hawk-nose, "on relatively clean sheets. There must be some way we can repay you...."

"You wouldn't want us to push a ruble on you, would you?" said The Beard.

We entered the town. Ancient stout fences, mighty log houses with blackened timbers and narrowish windows, decorated with filigreed fronts and the regulation carved wooden cockerels on the roofs, stretched on both sides of the street. Here and there a dirty brick structure with iron doors evoked the half-known word for grain stone. The street was wide and straight and bore the name of Peace Prospect. Up ahead, toward the center of town, I could make out some two-story town houses with interspersed open squares.

"Turn right at the next alley," said Hawk-nose.

I switched on the turn signal, braked, and turned right. Here the road was overgrown with grass, but a brand-new car manufactured in the Ukraine was snuggled up against one of the gates. House numbers were hung over the posterns, and the numerals were almost invisible against the rusty tinplate. The alley was modishly titled Lukomoriye Street.(A magical place in Russian literature. ) It was rather narrow and squeezed between sturdy palisades that must have been erected in those times when Swedish and Norwegian pirates raided the lands.

"Halt," said Hawk-nose. I braked, and he bumped his nose on the gun barrel again. "Now, then," he said, massaging his nose. "You wait for me here and I will go to arrange everything."

"Really, you shouldn't," I said, for the last time.

"No more arguments. Volodia, keep him in your sights."

Hawk-nose climbed out of the car, and, bending down, squeezed through the low gate. The house was invisible behind the towering gray stockade. The postern was altogether remarkable, big enough for a locomotive depot, hung on rusty hinges that must have weighed a stone apiece.

I read the signs with growing astonishment. There were three. On the left wing, coldly gleaming with thick glass, there was an imposing blue sign with silver letters:

SRITS Izba on Hen's Legs Monument of Solovetz Antiquity

On the right wing hung a rusty sheet-metal tablet reading, Lukomoriye St., No. 13, N.K. Gorynitch, (Reference to Zmei Gorynitch, a fire-breathing dragon of Russian folklore) while under it, in shameless splendor, a piece of plywood bore in inked letters leaning every which way:

CAT OUT OF ORDER Administration

"What CAT?" I asked. "Committee for Advanced Technology?"

The bearded one tittered. "Main thing is - don't worry about it," he said. "It's quite amusing here with us, but everything will be quite under control."

I got out of the car and proceeded to wipe the windshield. Something suddenly scuffled overhead. I took a look. Settling in and propping himself comfortably on the gate was a gray-and-white tomcat of gigantic proportions such as I had never seen before. Having settled himself to his satisfaction, he bestowed me with a sated and indifferent gaze out of his yellow eyes. "Kiss-kiss-kiss," I said mechanically. The cat politely but coldly opened his huge and toothy jaws, delivered a dull throaty growl, and turned away to look inside the yard. The voice of Hawk-nose issued thence:

"Basil, old friend, may I be permitted to disturb you?"

The bolt squealed. The cat got up and noiselessly dived into the yard. The gates swayed heavily, there was an awful cracking and screeching, and the left wing of the gate slowly swung open, followed by Hawk-nose's straining and reddened face.

"Philanthropist!" he called. "Drive in!"

I got back in the car and slowly drove into the yard. The yard was quite extensive. In its depths stood a house constructed of huge logs, and in front of it a squat giant of an oak with a thick, wide, and heavy crown, which screened the roof from view. A path paved with flagstones led from the gate to the house, curving around the oak. To the right there was a vegetable garden, and to the left, in the middle of the lawn, reared a well-house with windlass, blackened by time and covered with moss.

I parked the car off to the side, turned off the engine, and got out.

The bearded Volodia also climbed out, leaned the gun against the body of the car, and started to shrug on his rucksack.

"Here you are, all settled," he said.

Hawk-nose was closing the gates with groanings and squealings for accompaniment while I, feeling a bit out of place, was looking about, not quite knowing what to do with myself.

"Ah, and here's the landlady!" cried The Beard. "And how be ye, Granny, Naina, light of my eyes, Kievna!

The landlady must have been well on the other side of a hundred. She came toward us slowly, leaning on a knobby cane, dragging her feet clad in felt boots with galoshes over them. Her face was a dark sepia web of wrinkles, out of which jutted a nose as sharp and curved as a yatagan. and her eyes peered pale and dim, as though obscured by cataracts.

"Greetings, greetings, my young one," she pronounced in an unexpectedly resonant basso. "So this will be the new programmer? Hello, friend, welcome, and make yourself at home!"

I bowed, feeling well advised to keep quiet. Over the black kerchief tied under her chin, the old hag's head was covered with a nylon scarf, which was gaily decorated with a picture of the Atomium and bearing the same inscription in several languages: Brussels World Fair. Sparse bristles stuck out under her nose and on her chin. She was dressed in black broadcloth and a quilted vest

"Here's the situation, Naina Kievna," said Hawk-nose, wiping rust from his palms. "We have to put up our new colleague for two nights. May I present.. - Mmm..

"Don't bother," said the crone, riveting me with her gaze. "I can see for myself. Privalov, Alexander Ivanovich, 1938, male, Russian, member of VLKSM, no, no, has not participated, had not, was not, but will have, my crystal one, a long, long road and an interest in a government house, and what you should fear and avoid, my very diamond, is an ill-willed redheaded man, and won't you gild my palm, my precious. . .

"Ha-hm!" Hawk-nose pronounced loudly, and the crone stopped short.

"Just call me Sasha. . . ." I squeezed out the previously prepared phrase.

"And where shall I put him?" inquired the crone.

"In the spare room, of course," said Hawk-nose in a somewhat irritated manner.

"And who will be responsible?"

"Naina Kievna!" roared Hawk-nose in the best rolling tones of a provincial tragedian. He grabbed the old hag under the arm and dragged her off toward the house. You could hear them arguing.

"But we agreed!"

"And what if he swipes something?"

"Can't you be quiet! He is a programmer, don't you understand? A Comsomol! Well educated!"

"And what if he starts sucking his teeth?"

I turned toward Volodia, ill at ease. Volodia tittered.

"It's a bit embarrassing," I said.

"Don't worry; it's going to work out just fine . . ." He was going to say something else, when the crone started shouting: "And the sofa - how about the sofa?"

I started nervously and said, "You know what? I think I'd better go, no?

"Let's have no more of that kind of talk," Volodia said decisively. "Everything will be worked out. It's just that the old woman is looking to have her due, and Roman and I don't have any cash."

"I will pay," I said. Now I wanted to leave very badly. I can't stand these so-called daily-life collisions.

Volodia shook his head. "Nothing of the sort. Here he comes. Everything's in order."

The hawk-nosed Roman came up to us, took me by the arm, and said, "Well, it's all fixed. Let's go."

"Listen. It doesn't feel right, somehow," I said. "After all, she is not obliged..

But we were already on the way to the house.

"She is obliged - she is obliged," repeated Roman.

Having circumnavigated the oak, we came up to the rear entrance. Roman pushed on the naugahyde-covered door, and we found ourselves in a large, clean but poorly lighted entryway. The old hag waited for us with compressed lips, and hands folded on her stomach.

At the sight of us, she boomed out vindictively, "And the statement - let's have that statement now! Stating thus and so: have received such and such, from such and such; which person has turned over the above-mentioned to the undersigned. . .

Roman yelped weakly, and we entered the assigned room. It was cool, with a single window hung with a calico curtain.

Roman said in a tense voice, "Make yourself at home."

The old woman immediately inquired from the entry in a jealous tone, "And he won't be sucking his teeth?"

Roman barked without turning around, "No, he won't! I'm telling you there are no teeth to worry over."

"Then let's go and write up the statement."

Roman raised his eyebrows, rolled his eyes, shook his head, but still left the room. I looked around. There wasn't much furniture. A massive table covered with a sere gray cloth with a fringe stood by the window, and in front of it - a rickety stool. A vast sofa was placed against a bare wood wall, and a wardrobe stood against the other wall, which was decorated with assorted wallpaper. The wardrobe was stuffed with old trash (felt boots, bald fur coats, torn caps, and earmuffs) - A large Russian stove jutted into the room resplendent with fresh calcimine, and a large murky mirror in a peeling frame hung in the opposite corner. The floor was scoured clean and covered with striped runners.

Two voices boomed on in a duet behind the wall: the old woman's voice buzzed on the same note; Roman's went up and down.

"Tablecloth, inventory number two hundred and forty-five.. .

"Are you going to list each floorboard?"

"Table, dining...

"Put down the stove, too."

"You must be orderly.... Sofa. ..

I went up to the window and drew the curtain. Outside was the oak, and nothing else could be seen. Quite evidently it was a truly ancient tree. Its bark was gray and somehow dead looking, and its monstrous roots, which had worked out of the ground, were covered with red-and-white lichen. "Put down the oak, too!" said Roman behind the wall. A fat, greasy book lay on the windowsill. I ruffled it absentmindedly, came away from the window, and sat down on the sofa. All at once, I felt sleepy. Remembering that I had driven the car for fourteen hours that day, I decided that perhaps there was no point in all this rush, that my back ached, that everything was jumbled in my head, that I didn't give a hang about the tiresome hag, and that I wished everything would get settled so I could lie down and go to sleep....

"There you are," said Roman, appearing in the doorway. "The formalities are over." He waved his hands, fanning ink-stained fingers. "Our digits are fatigued; we wrote and wrote. . . . Go to bed. We are leaving, and you can rest easy. What are you doing tomorrow?"

"Wait," I said, listless.

"Where?"

"Here, and at the post office."

"You'll not leave tomorrow . .. chances are?"

"Probably not. Most likely - the day after tomorrow."

"Then we'll see you again. Our liaison is still ahead of us." He smiled and went out with a wave of his hand. I should see him out and say good-bye to Volodia, I thought lackadaisically, and lay down. And there was the old woman in the room again. I got up. She looked hard at me for some time.

"I fear me, old fellow, that you'll be smacking through your teeth," she said.

"No I won't be," I said. Then, exhausted, "It's sleeping I'll be."

"Then lie down and sleep. . . . Just pay me and welcome to snooze."

I reached for my wallet in the back pocket. "What do I owe you?"

The crone raised her eyes to the ceiling. "Let's say a ruble for the quarters. . . Fifty kopecks for the bed-clothes - that's my own, not G.I. For two nights, that comes out to be three rubles. . . . As to what you'll throw in for generosity's sake - that's for my troubles, you know - that I couldn't say...

I proffered her a five-ruble note.

"Make it a ruble out of generosity for now," said I, "and then we'll see."

The crone snatched the money and retired, muttering something about change. She was absent a fair time and I was about to forget the change and the bed-sheets, but she came back and laid a handful of dirty coppers on the table.

"And here's your change, governor," she said. "One nice ruble, exactly; you needn't count."

"I won't count," I said. "How about the sheets?"

"I'll make your bed right away. You go take a walk in the yard, and I'll get right to it."

I went out, extricating my pack of cigarettes. The sun had finally set and the white night had arrived. Dogs were barking somewhere in the distance. I sat down by the oak on a garden bench that had sunk into the ground, lighted up, and stared at the pale, starless sky. The cat appeared noiselessly out of somewhere, glanced at me with his fluorescent eyes, and then rapidly climbed up the oak and disappeared in its foliage. I forgot about him at once, and started when he began pottering above me. Some sort of rubbish fell on my head. "You darned . . ." I said aloud, and shook myself. The desire to sleep became overwhelming. The crone came out, and wended her way to the well, not seeing me. I took this to mean that the bed was ready, and went back to the room.

The perverse crone had made my bed on the floor. Oh no you don't, I thought, slid the bolt on the door, dragged the bedding over onto the sofa, and began to undress. The somber light fell through the window; the cat was thrashing about noisily in the oak. I shook my head, to dislodge the rubbish from my hair. It was strange and unexpected rubbish: largish dry fish scales. Prickly to sleep on, I thought. I fell on the pillow and was immediately asleep.