Anne McCaffrey - A Proper Santa Claus

Jeremy was painting. he used his fingers instead of the brush because he liked the feel of paint. Blue was soothing to the touch, red was silky, and orange had a gritty texture. Also he could tell when a color was

“proper” if he mixed it with his fingers. He could hear his mother singing to herself, not quite on pitch, but it was a pleasant background noise. It went with the rhythm of his fingers stroking color onto the paper.

He shaped a cookie and put raisins on it, big, plump raisins. He attempted a sugar frosting but the white kind of disappeared into the orange of the cookie. So he globbed up chocolate brown and made an icing. Then he picked the cookie out of the paper and ate it. That left a hole in the center of the paper. It was an excellent cookie, though it made his throat very dry.

Critically he eyed the remaining unused space. Yes, there was room enough, so he painted a glass of Coke. He had trouble representing the bubbles that’re supposed to bounce up from the bottom of the glass. That’s why the Coke tasted flat when he drank it.

It was disappointing. He’d been able to make the cookie taste so good, why couldn’t he succeed with the Coke? Maybe if he drew the bubbles in first… he was running out of paper.

“Momma, Momma?”

“What is it, honey?”

“Can I have more paper? Please?”

“Honest, Jeremy, you use up more paper… Still, it does keep you quiet and out of my hair… why, whatever have you done with your paper? What are those holes?”

Jeremy pointed to the round one. “That was a cookie with raisins and choclate icing. And that was a Coke only I couldn’t make the bubbles bounce.”

His mother gave him “the look,” so he subsided.

“Jeremy North, you use more paper than-than a…”

“Newspaperman?” he suggested, grinning up at her.

Momma liked happy faces best.

“Than a newspaperman.”

“Can you paint on newspaper?”

His mother blinked. “I don’t see why not. And there’s pictures already. You can color them in.” She oblig-ingly rummaged in the trash and came up with several discarded papers. “There you are, love.

Enough supplies to keep you in business a while. I hope.”

Well, Jeremy hadn’t planned on any business, and newsprint proved less than satisfactory. There wasn’t enough white spaces to draw his paintings on, and the newspaper soaked up his paints when he tried to follow the already-pictures. So he carefully put the paints away, washed his hands, and went outside to play.

For his sixth birthday Jeremy North got a real school-type easel with a huge pad of paper that fas-tened onto it at the top and could be torn off, sheet by sheet. There was a rack of holes for his poster paint pots and a rack for his crayons and chalk and eraser. It was exactly what he wanted. He nearly cried for joy. He hugged his mother, and he climbed into his fa-ther’s lap and kissed him despite his prickly beard.

“Okay, okay, da Vinci,” his father laughed. “Go paint us a masterpiece.”

Jeremy did. But he was so eager that he couldn’t wait until the paint had completely dried. It smeared and blurred, brushing against his body as he hurried to find his dad. So the effect wasn’t quite what Jeremy in-tended.

“Say, that’s pretty good,” said his father, casting a judicious eye on the profferred artwork. “What’s it supposed to be?”

“Just what you wanted.” Jeremy couldn’t keep the disappointment out of his voice.

“I guess you’re beyond me, young feller me lad. I can dig Andy Warhol when he paints tomato soup, but you’re in Picasso’s school.” His father tousled his hair affectionately and even swung him up high so that, despite his disappointment, Jeremy was obliged to giggle and squeal in delight.

Then his father told him to take his painting back to his room.

“But it’s your masterpiece, Daddy. I can fix it…”

“No, son. You painted it. You understand it.” And his father went about some Sunday errand or other.

Jeremy did understand his painting. Even with the smears he could plainly see the car, just like the Ad-monsens’, which Daddy had admired the previous week. It had been a proper car. If only Daddy had seen it…

His grandmother came, around lunchtime, and brought him a set of pastel crayons with special pastel paper and a simply superior picture book of North American animals and birds.

“Of course, he’ll break every one of the pastels in the next hour,” he heard his grandmother saying to his mother, “but you said he wants only drawing things.”

“I like the book, too, Gramma,” Jeremy said po-litely, but his fingers closed possessively around the pastels.

Gramma glanced at him and then went right on talking. “But I think it’s about time he found out what animals really look like instead of those monstrosities he’s forever drawing. His teacher’s going to wonder about his home life when she sees those nightmares.”

“Oh, c’mon, Mother. There’s nothing abnormal about Jeremy. I’d far rather he daubed himself all over with paint than ran around like the Reckons’ kids, slinging mud and sand everywhere.”

“If you’d only make Jeremy…”

“Mother, you can’t make Jeremy do anything. He slides away from you like… like a squeeze of paint.”

Jeremy lost interest in the adults. As usual, they ignored his presence, despite the fact that he was the subject of their conversation. He began to leaf through the book of birds and animals. The pictures weren’t proper. That brown wasn’t a bird-brown. And the red of the robin had too much orange, not enough gray. He kept his criticism to himself, but by the time he’d catalogued the anatomical faults in the sketch of the mustang, he was thoroughly bored with the book. His animals might look like nightmares, but they were proper ones for all of that. They worked.

His mother and grandmother were engrossed in dis-cussing the fixative that would have made the pictures “permanent.” Gramma said she hadn’t bought it because it would be dangerous for him to breathe the fumes. They continued to ignore him. Which was as well. He picked up the pastels and began to experiment. A green horse with pink mane and tail, however anatomically perfect, would arouse considerable contro-versy.

He didn’t break a single one of the precious pastels.

He even blew away the rainbow dust from the tray. But he didn’t let the horse off the pad until after Gramma and his mother had wandered into the kitchen for lunch.

“I wish…”

The horse was lovely.

“I wish I had some…” Jeremy said.

The horse went cantering around the room, pink tail streaming out behind him and pink mane flying.

“… Fixative, Green Horse!” But it didn’t work. Jeremy knew it took more than just wishing to do it proper.

He watched regretfully as Green Horse pranced too close to a wall and brushed himself out of existence.

Miss Bradley, his first-grade teacher, evidently didn’t find anything untoward about his drawings, for she constantly displayed them on the bulletin boards. She had a habit of pouncing on him when he had just about finished a drawing so that after all his effort, he hadn’t much chance to see if he’d done it “proper”

after all. Once or twice he managed to reclaim one from the board and use it, but Miss Bradley created so much fuss about the missing artwork that he diplo-matically ceased to repossess his efforts.

On the whole he liked Miss Bradley, but about the first week in October she developed the distressing habit of making him draw to order: “class assignments,” she called it. Well, that was all right for the ones who never knew what to draw anyhow, but “assignments” just did not suit Jeremy. While part of him wanted to do hobgoblins, and witches, and pump-kin moons, the other part obstinately refused.

“I’d really looked forward to your interpretations of Hallowe’en, Jeremy,” Miss Bradley said sadly when he proffered another pedantic landscape with nothing but ticky-tacky houses. “This is very beautiful, Jeremy, but it isn’t the assigned project. Now, look at Cynthia’s witch and Mark’s hobgoblin. I’m certain you could do something just as original.”

Jeremy dutifully regarded Cynthia’s elongated witch on an outsized broomstick apparently made from 2 x 4s instead of broom reeds, and the hobgoblin Mark had created by splashing paint on the paper and fold-ing, thus blotting the wet paint. Neither creation had any chance of working properly; surely Miss Bradley could see that. So he was obliged to tell her that his landscape was original, particularly if she would look at it properly.

“You’re not getting the point, Jeremy,” Miss Bradley said with unaccustomed sternness.

She wasn’t either, but Jeremy thought he might better not say that. So he was the only student in the class who had no Hallowe’en picture for parents to admire on Back-to-School Night.

His parents were a bit miffed since they’d heard that Jeremy’s paintings were usually prominently displayed.

“The assignment was Halloween and Jeremy simply refused to produce something acceptable,” Miss Bradley said with a slightly forced smile.

“Perhaps that’s just as well,” his mother said, a trifle sourly. “He used to draw the most frightening nightmares and say he ‘saw’ them.”

“He’s got a definite talent. Are either of you or Mr. North artistically inclined?”

“Not like he is,” Mr. North replied, thinking that if he himself were artistically inclined he would use Miss Bradley as a model. “Probably he’s used up all his Halloween inspiration.”

“Probably,” Miss Bradley said with a laugh.

Actually Jeremy hadn’t. Although he dutifully set out trick-or-treating, he came home early. His mother made him sort out his candy, apples, and money for UNICEF, and permitted him to stay up long past his regular bedtime to answer the door for other beggars. But, once safely in his room, he dove for his easel and drew frenetically, slathering black and blue poster paint across clean paper, dashing globs of lumines-cence for horrific accents. The proper ones took off or crawled obscenely around the room, squeaking and groaning until he released them into the night air for such gambols and aerial maneuvers as they were ca-pable of. Jeremy was impressed. He hung over the windowsill, cheering them on by moonlight. (Around three o’clock there was a sudden shower. All the water solubles melted into the ground.)

For a while after that, Jeremy was not tempted to approach the easel at all, either in school or at home.

At first. Miss Bradley was sincerely concerned lest she had inhibited her budding artist by arbitrary assignments. But he was only busy with a chemical garden, lumps of coal and bluing and ammonia and all that. Then she got the class involved in making candles out of plastic milk cartons for Thanksgiving, and Jeremy entered into the project with such enthusiasm that she was reassured.

She ought not to have been.

Three-dimensionality and a malleable substance fas-cinated Jeremy. He went in search of anything re-motely pliable. He started with butter (his mother had a fit about a whole pound melted on his furry rug; he’d left the creature he’d created prancing around his room, but then the heat came up in the radiators.)

Then he tried mud (which set his mother screaming at him). She surrendered to the inevitable by supplying Kirn with Play-Doh. However, now his creations thwarted him because as soon as the substance out of which the proper ones had been created hardened, they lost their mobility. He hadn’t minded the ephemeral quality of his drawings, but he’d begun to count on the fact that sculpture lasted a while.

Miss Bradley introduced him to plasticine. And Christmas.

Success with three-dimensional figures, the avail-ability of plasticine, and the sudden influx of all sorts of Christmas mail order catalogues spurred Jeremy to unusual efforts. This time he did not resist the class assignment of a centerpiece to deck the Christmas festive tables. Actually, Jeremy scarcely heard what Miss Bradley was saying past her opening words.

“Here’s a chance for you to create your very own Santa Claus and reindeer, or a sleigh full of pres-ents…”

Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Blitzen, and Dasher and Comet and Rudolph of the red nose, took form under his flying fingers. Santa’s sack was crammed with full-color advertisements clipped from mail order wish-books. Indeed, the sleigh threatened to crumble on its runners from paper weight. He saved Santa Claus till the last. And once he had the fat and jolly gentleman seated in his sleigh, whip in hand, ready to urge his harnessed team, Jeremy was good and ready to make them proper.

Only they weren’t; they remained obdurately im-mobile. Disconsolate, Jeremy moped for nearly a week, examining and re-examining his handiwork for the inhibiting flaw.

Miss Bradley had been enthusiastically complimen-tary and the other children sullenly envious of his suc-cess when the finished group was displayed on a special table, all red and white, with Ivory Snow snow and little evergreens in proportion to the size of the figures. There was even a convenient chimney for the good Santa to descend. Only Jeremy knew that that was not his Santa’s goal.

In fact Jeremy quite lost interest in the whole Christmas routine. He refused to visit the Santa on tap at the big shopping center, although his mother suspected that his heart had been set on the Masterpiece Oil Painting Set with its enticing assortment of brushes and every known pigment in life-long-lasting color.

Miss Bradley, too, lost all patience with him and became quite stem with his inattentiveness, to the delight of his classmates.

As so often happens when people concentrate too hard on a problem, Jeremy almost missed the solution, inadvertently provided by the pert Cynthia, now bask-ing in Miss Bradley’s favor.

“He’s naked, that’s what. He’s naked and ugly. Everyone knows Santa is red and white. And reindeers aren’t gray-yecht. They’re brown and soft and have fuzzy tails.”

Jeremy had, of course, meticulously detailed the clothing on Santa and the harness on the animals, but they were still plasticine. It hadn’t mattered with his other creations that they were the dull gray-brown of plasticene because that’s how he’d envisaged them, being products of his imagination. But Santa wasn’t, or so he thought.

To conform to a necessary convention was obviously, to Jeremy, the requirement that had prevented his Santa from being a proper one. He fabricated harness of string for the reindeer. And a new sleigh of balsa wood with runners of laboriously straightened bobby pins took some time and looked real tough. A judicious coat of paint smartened both reindeer and sleigh. However, the design and manufacture of the red Santa suit proved far more difficult and occupied every spare moment of Jeremy’s time. He had to do it in the pri-vacy of his room at home because, when Cynthia saw him putting harness on the reindeer, she twitted him so unmercifully that he couldn’t work in peace at school.

He had had little practice with needle and thread, so he actually had to perfect a new skill in order to complete his project. Christmas was only a few days away before he was satisfied with his Santa suit.

He raced to school so he could dress Santa and make him proper. He was just as startled as Miss Bradley when he slithered to a stop inside his classroom door, and found her tying small gifts to the branches of the class tree. They stared at each other for a long mo-ment, and then Miss Bradley smiled.

She’d been so hard on poor Jeremy lately.

“You’re awfully early, Jeremy. Would you like to help me… Oh! How adorable!” She spotted the Santa suit which he hadn’t had the presence of mind to hide from her. “And you did them yourself? Jeremy, you never cease to amaze me.” She took the jacket and pants and little hat from his unresisting hand, and examined them carefully. “They are simply beautiful. Just beautiful. But honestly, Jeremy, your Santa is lovely just as he is. No need to gild the lily.”

“He isn’t a proper Santa without a proper Santa suit.”

Miss Bradley looked at him gravely, and then put her hands on his shoulders, making him look up at her.

“A proper Santa Claus is the one we have in our own hearts at this time of year, Jeremy. Not the ones in the department stores or on the street corners or on TV. They’re just his helpers.” You never knew which of your first-graders still did believe in Santa Claus in this cynical age. Miss Bradley thought. “A proper Santa Claus is the spirit of giving and sharing, of good fellow-ship. Don’t let anyone tell you that there isn’t a Santa Claus. The proper Santa Claus belongs to all of us.”

Then, pleased with her eloquence and restraint, she handed him back the Santa suit and patted his shoulder encouragingly.

Jeremy was thunderstruck. His Santa Claus had only been made for Jeremy. But poor Miss Bradley’s words rang in his ears. Miss Bradley couldn’t know that she had improperly understood Jeremy’s dilemma. Once again the blight of high-minded interpretation and lady-like good intentions withered primitive magic.

The little reindeer in their shrinking coats of paint would have pulled the sleigh only to Jeremy’s house so that Santa could descend only Jeremy’s chimney with the little gifts all bearing Jeremy’s name.

There was no one there to tell him that it’s proper for little boys and girls of his age to be selfish and ac-quisitive, to regard Santa as an exclusive property.

Jeremy took the garments and let Miss Bradley push him gently toward the table on which his figures were displayed.

She’d put tinsel about the scene, and glitter, but they didn’t shine or glisten in the dull gray light filtering through the classroom windows. They weren’t proper snow and icicles anyway.

Critically, he saw only string and the silver cake ornaments instead of harness and sleigh bells. He could see the ripples now in the unbent bobby pins which wouldn’t ever draw the sleigh smoothly, even over Ivory Snow snow. Dully, he reached for the figure of his Santa Claus.

Getting on the clothes, he dented the plasticene a bit, but it scarcely mattered now. After he’d clasped Santa’s malleable paw around the whip, the toothpick with a bright, thick, nylon thread attached to the top with glue, he stood back and stared.

A proper Santa Claus is the spirit of giving and sharing.

So overwhelming was Jeremy’s sense of failure, so crushing his remorse for making a selfish Santa Claus instead of the one that belonged to everyone, that he couldn’t imagine ever creating anything properly again.

THE END

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