QUEST
A chapter from The Annals of Chivalry by Sir Thomas Homeward. Writing in his old age, this knight baron intended to continue Friar Parvus’ artless chronicle of the High Crusade, in a style more elevated. Deriving as it does from medieval romances, the style is better described as more florid, while the account is autobiographical rather than historical. Nevertheless, if nothing else, the book is of some interest as depicting later stages of interaction between long-established starfaring societies and those humans who, carried out into the galaxy against their will, overcame their would-be enslavers and founded the English Empire.
As nearly as the astrologers could calculate it from what scanty data were in the records, lost Terra had celebrated thirty Easters, and the year of Our Lord was 1375, when King Roger summoned a Grand Council to his seat of Troynovaunt. His purpose therein was threefold. Imprimis, he would have all of us join him in offering solemn thanks to Almighty God for His many mercies and blessings. Secundus, he would renew old acquaintances and strengthen bonds of fellowship through worldly festivities, as well as get to know the grown children of his followers in desperate adventure, these three decades agone. Tertius, he would discuss present challenges and future endeavors with his lords, his knights, and such of his ladies as nowadays held fiefs of their own among the worlds.
From star after star they came, across as much as a hundred light-years, in spaceships emblazoned with their arms and achievements, themselves in splendor of embroideries, velvets, silklikes, and furs. Banners flew, trumpets and drums resounded, horses and steeds of unearthly stocks pranced proud, as they debarked at the Port Royal and rode in, beneath high walls and gleaming battlements, to the palace. Yet ever borne in a place of honor were the weapons they had first brought from England. These were less often sword or lance than yeoman’s bow, sergeant’s ax, or serf’s billhook. Remember, O reader, the original company had not been large, even reckoning in the civilians—men, women, children, clerics—who joined Sir Roger de Tourneville’s free companions. Perforce, nearly everyone who survived the Crusade was eventually ennobled and put in charge of some portion of their conquests. At that, more than half the great folk now arriving were nonhumans of one sort or another, who had accepted the True Faith and paid homage to our puissant sovereign.
Besides this reminder of our origins, the necessity of caution was wholesomely chastening. We had broken the cruel imperium of the Wersgorix, made, them subject to us, and thereby earned the gratitude of those other races whom they had decimated and oppressed. Certain of our former enemies had become our friends and, indeed, risen high among us because of their quick intelligence and technical erudition. However, more of them remained sullenly hostile. Some had attempted revolt. Many had fled beyond our ken, to skulk in a wilderness of uncharted suns. They still commanded terrible powers. A single nuclear warhead would demolish this city and abolish both monarchy and Papacy. We English were as yet thinly spread. Without the leadership and resources at Troynovaunt, our hegemony would be all too vulnerable to attack from without and within. Were it overthrown, that would spell the doom of Christendom, and belike of Adam’s seed, among the stars. Therefore warcraft patrolled the Angevin System and virtually englobed Planet Winchester. No vessel might come near before it had been boarded and thoroughly inspected.
Natheless, the mood was joyous, the behavior often riotous, as English met English again, here at the heart of their triumphs. I own to downing more Jair liquor than was wise.
The carpenters at work in my head next morning may perhaps excuse my feelings at Mass. This I attended with my master, Sir Eric de Tourneville, youngest son of the King, whose squire I had lately become. Churches were so crowded that he sought a palace chapel; and the priest, Father Marcus of Uralura, preached a sermon that bade fair to last until Judgment. As I write, his words arise from the past and once more drone on within me.
“Praise God in sooth, and wonder at His foresightful care for us. The very fact that we are sundered from Terra exemplifies this. Only consider. A Wersgor scout vessel, seeking fresh territory for its people to overrun, landed at Ansby village with terror and slaughter. Hardy men counterattacked and seized it. Thereupon they sought to use it to end the French war and liberate the Holy Land; but they were tricked into a long voyage hither, where they must fight for survival. By divine grace, as well as valor and cunning, they prevailed. In the original turmoil, navigational notes were lost. The stars are so many, each planet of theirs so vast and preoccupying, that no explorer has found a way back to the mother world. But do not join those who lament the failure. Reflect, instead, that thereby Rome and Jerusalem have been spared possible destruction in space warfare. Meanwhile, the exiles were forced to bring Christian teaching and English rule to the benighted heathen. Enormous have been the rewards, secular as well as spiritual, albeit the latter are, of course, all that have any real importance—”
I have written down this part of the homily as a belated penance for having, about then, fallen asleep. Otherwise I was aflame with eagerness. My master had confided to me something of the endeavor which he would propose.
Being a son of John the Red, Count of New Lincolnshire and Baron of P’thng’gung, and being the squire of Sir Eric, a prince of the blood though not destined for the throne, I was present when the Grand Council met. Like my counterparts, I was kept so busy dashing to and fro with refreshments that I had little chance to observe. Recollection blurs into a brightness of sunlight striking through stained glass at tapestries, mounted weapons and trophies, rich garments, jewelry of gold and precious stones; a rumble of voices, now and then a shout or guffaw, while an orchestra tweedles unheard in a balcony; odors of meat, wine, ale, incense, humanity thickening the air; hounds and daggercats getting underfoot as they snatch at bones thrown down to them; gray hair, heavy bodies, faces scarred and furrowed, with youth here and there along the tables to relieve this dignity; in the Griffin Seat, King Roger, his own olden blade naked on his lap, emblem of power and of the fidelity that he has pledged to his people.
But I remember Sir Eric’s words, when the microphone came to him in order of precedence; for they struck that assembly mute with wonder. Those words are on record, as is the debate that followed. I will only set down the gist of them. He stood, hawk-featured, bronze-locked, his frame lean and medium-tall—a young man, quite newly knighted, though he had wandered and fought widely—and cried forth:
“Your Highness, my lords and ladies, I’ve an undertaking for us, and what an undertaking! Not another punitive expedition against Wersgor holdouts, not another random search for Terra, but the quest for a treasure great and sacred— the object of chivalry since Arthur or before, the outward sign of salvation and vessel of power, that chalice into which at the Last Supper Our Lord and Saviour did pour the wine which became His most precious blood—the Holy Grail!”
Amazement went through the chamber like a gale wind. The King responded first, in that hard practicality which was ever his: “What are you thinking of? Is not the Sangreal back somewhere in England, whither Joseph of Arimathea brought it? I’ve heard my share of legends about the matter, and meaning no disrespect, some of them are pretty wild. But they agree that none save he who is without sin may ever achieve the Grail—and I know you better than that, my lad. We’ve more urgent business than a harebrained dash into God knows what.”
Sir Eric flushed. Once the speech he had composed beforehand was exhausted, he was no orator. “Well, ‘tis like this,” he replied. “We, er, everybody acknowledges there’s a dangerous shortage of saints’ relics among us. We’ve merely those few that got taken along from the abbey at Ansby. And they’re nothing much; not even a splinter of the True Cross among them. Superstition is causing people to venerate things that Father Marcus tells me can’t possibly be genuine. I hate to imagine what bad luck—what Heavenly displeasure that could bring on us. But if we had the actual Holy Grail, now—”
Stumblingly, he explained. His farings, and a certain innate friendliness and openmindedness, had brought him together with numerous nonhumans. Of late they included a former Wersgor space captain named Insalith. He was an obstinate pagan, who attributed all events to the operations of quantum mechanics. However, otherwise he had accepted civilization. His religious blindness made his story the more plausible, in that piety could not have led him into wishful thinking.
Now retired, he had many years before been on several of his race’s expeditions prospecting for new worlds to conquer and settle. They had come upon one afar that looked promising. It was untenanted except for a set of buildings that, in retrospect, resembled a Christian monastery. Landing to investigate afoot, the Wersgorix spied a monster, a veritable dragon, but it shunned them and they approached the church. There they met a few beings who, in retrospect, seemed human. Through the open doors they glimpsed something silvery and chalice-like upon an altar, and heard ineffably sweet music. Though the white-robed persons offered them no threat, such awe came upon them that they fled. Afterward, if only for fear of ridicule from their hard-souled colleagues and damage to their careers, they filed a report that tests had shown this planet to be biochemically unsuitable for colonization.
Today, having outlived the rest of that crew, having seen our kind enter his realm and erect houses of God, Insalith yearned back. Perhaps yonder was a proof of the Gospels that would satisfy his scientific mind and bring him spiritual peace. He was willing to navigate a ship there.
“If we humble mortals could make it into space,” argued Sir Eric, “the Holy Grail should have no difficulties. I don’t believe we dare neglect this account. It might prove false, I grant you, but then, it might truly be a sign unto us, a command from Heaven.” Meanwhile his nostrils twitched. He yearned to be off on such an incredible venture. I had come to know him.
“Aye, go, go, in Jesus’ name!” cried Archbishop William, who was himself of Wersgor stock.
King Roger stroked his chin, stared upward at the vaulted ceiling and the battle banners that hung from it, and said slowly: “Remember everything else we’ve taken counsel about. We can’t dispatch a fleet. The risk of our homes getting raided would become much too great. But—well, son, you do have a ship of your own, and—and—” His voice lifted to a roar. His fist crashed down on the chair arm. “And by our Lady, how I wish I were going along!”
I forebear to describe the tumult that followed, before Sir Eric won leave to depart. Next day, in his exhilaration, he swept like fire through a tournament, unhorsing every opponent until at last he could ride to accept a wreath from the Queen of Love and Beauty. She was Matilda Mountjoy, of whom even I already had knowledge, and he was on a unicorn. However, the genetic craftsmen who supply animals of this sort have not yet succeeded in giving them the ability to make fine distinctions among ladies.
The Bonaventura was of modest size and armament, as nuclear missiles and energy projectors go. Half a dozen men, two nonhumans, and their horses crowded its hull. Luckily, the engine was of the best, weaving us in and out of 4-space at a quasi-velocity which brought us to our goal, far outside mapped regions, in about a month.
Just the same, that proved a wearisome journey. The fault did not lie with my fellow Englishmen. Like me, they were young and cheerful, buoyed rather than oppressed by the sanctity of their mission. Besides the knight and myself, we numbered two men-at-arms, a planetologist, and a pilot-cum-engineer-cum-gunner in case any automaton failed. To pass the time, we practiced combat techniques, gambled, drank, pursued minor arts, and bragged about our feats on various planets and women.
Nor can I accuse Insalith of creating tedium. In appearance he was a typical Wersgor, though age had stooped his squat five-foot frame, made gaunt the short tail, faded the hairless blue skin, wrinkled the snouted face and pointed ears, dulled the yellow eyes. None of these changes were overly conspicuous, and he retained a sharp mind and dry wit. We enjoyed listening to his reminiscences of voyages and deeds, aye, even as an officer in the war against our fathers.
Be it confessed, our chaplain was what often made the traveling dismal. Father Marcus was an Uraluran, converted and ordained, abrim with zeal. He preached, he reproved, he set unreasonable penances, he stared chillingly out of his three huge orbs, he waggled a flexible finger or windmilled all four arms or sent his blobby green countenance through the most hideous contortions as he quacked about what transgressors we were. (I write “he” for lack of a better word, the Uralurans being hermaphrodites who reproduce only on ceremonial occasions. To this very day, because of their modesty, that fact is not widely known off their planet. Marvelous are the works of God. Yet at the time, I could not keep from wishing that He had not chosen to create a species so devoid of human failings.) Besides his seven bony feet of height, the ecclesiastical authority bestowed upon him daunted us.
After all, we were in quest of the Holy Grail. If that truly was the thing we sought, then we could not attain to it if we were wicked. We would fail, and belike perish miserably. On the other hand, if our information had misled us, then we must be sufficiently well-informed on spiritual matters and free of pride to recognize this when we arrived. Else we might fall into some snare of Satan.
Father Marcus had therefore ordered a special program for the library of the ship’s computer—every tale of the Grail that anybody could remember, with commentaries upon the accuracy of those memories, as well as a compendium of theology. And he kept shriving us and shriving us.
Sir Eric himself, while not always without merriment, had grown unwontedly pious. I often saw him on his knees in the chapel cabin. To the crucifix he uplifted his cross-hilted blade. It was a Singing Sword, whose haft he had commissioned from an electronician. Lately he had ordered me to insert therein a tape of hymns, that the weapon would chant if brought into action.
Father Marcus had opined that we would be blasphemous to carry firearms, let alone scientific instruments, into the possible Presence. But Insalith had bespoken a dragon. Quite likely, we thought, the forces of Hell had established a watcher, which could not enter the sacred precincts but would seek to deter Christians from doing so. Sir Eric did not mean to go altogether unarmed.
The planet was a white-swirled sapphire circling a golden sun, circled in its turn by two small, silvery moons. Spectroscopy showed the air to be salubrious for us, and an instrumented biochemical probe reported no poisons, but, rather, edible life upon arable soil. There was not so much of that soil, for land consisted simply of islands, a few large, most not. This, though, meant that climate almost everywhere was mild. “If ever the Holy Grail was borne from Terra,” exclaimed our captain, “how perfect a new home for it!”
“Ah, but is not your intent to bring it back?” asked Insalith. Somehow, strangely, he seemed alarmed.
“We cannot remove it without permission of its guardians,” replied Father Marcus, “but perhaps they will allow folk to make pilgrimage hither.”
“That would be a profitable passenger route to have,” murmured our pilot.
Horrified at his crassness, the priest gave him five hundred Aves and as many Paternosters to say, but Sir Eric declared that we could not afford the time just yet. He was white-hot with impatience to land.
Insalith identified the island of the shrine, a major one, and instruments did reveal a trio of buildings near a lake at its center. They also confirmed a lack of other habitation, of any trace of native intelligence. Had God reserved this world since the Creation for its present use? A chill went along my spine.
Descending on reverentially throttled gravities, we set down in a meadow three leagues from our goal. “Piety doubtless requires we approach on foot,” Sir Eric said. “Alayne and Robert”—he meant our pilot and planetologist— “shall stay inboard, ready to carry word home should we come to grief . . . if, h’m, they can’t scramble to our aid.”
He himself made a splendid sight as he trod forth into day. The sun turned helmet, chain mail, the shield on his left arm agleam; its radiance caressed fluttering plume and scarlet cloak and a pennon atop the antenna of a radio transceiver secured to his left shoulder. Behind him, I bore the de Tourneville gonfalon and Father Marcus a gilt crucifix. At their backs, the men-at-arms, Samkin Brown and Hobden Tyler, carried ax and pike respectively on either side of withered little Insalith.
Ah, the country was like Eden. Overhead reached a blueness full of wings. The cries and songs of those flying creatures descended through a breeze whose warmth brought odors akin to spice and perfume. Grasslike growth rippled underfoot, intensely green, starred with white flowers. As verdant and graceful were the trees, which soon grew more dense, until we were walking through a forest. There boughs met above us like a cathedral roof and sunbeams pierced rustling dimness. We had no trouble with underbrush, for we had come upon a trail leading in our direction, broad and hard-packed as if by something ponderous.
Sir Eric broke the hush: “A glorious planet. I hope to Mary we don’t get our nobles at feud over whose fief it shall be.”
“God have mercy!” wailed Father Marcus. “How can you think such a thing, here of all places?”
“Well, they thought it at the Holy Sepulchre back on Terra, didn’t they?” the knight replied. “Yes, and fought it, too. You don’t have to fret about man’s fallen state. People like me do.”
“Nay, that’s my vocation,” the cleric protested. “Why did God leave us Uralurans free of the seven deadly sins, if not to set your wayward race an example?”
Ignorant of theology, Samkin blurted, “What, d’you mean your kind are not fallen? You’re, uh, angels?”
“No, no, no!” said Father Marcus in haste. “My poor species is all too prone to such temptations as quirling and vosheny; my own confessor has often had to set me a severe penance for golarice.”
“An object of veneration in your midst would surely inspire you Christians of every sort to reform themselves,” suggested Insalith. “Isn’t it reasonable, in your belief, that your God has been saving the relic for this purpose?”
“I have cogitated on that question,” Father Marcus answered. “In the era of the Table Round, none save Galahad the pure could reach to the Holy Grail. Yet through him it was, for a moment, revealed to that whole company; and earlier, at the first Eucharist, even Judas beheld it. For this imperilled outpost of Christendom, divine policy may conceivably have been further modified. Or it may not have been. We can but go forward, look for ourselves, then pray for illumination.” He paused before adding: “One thing does strike me as curious. Salvation is not easily won. Nor should the Grail be, that is its sacrosanct emblem. Whether or not God surrounds it with obstacles, one would expect that the Devil—”
As if on cue, a hoarse bellowing interrupted him. We stopped in our tracks. Terror stabbed me. A stench as of fire and brimstone rolled through the forest air. Around a bend in the path crawled a dragon.
Fifty feet in length it was, from fanged maw to spiked tailtip. Steel-gray scales armored it. The six clawed feet that pulled it along made earth shiver beneath monstrous weight. Smoke gusted from its gullet, within which flames flickered. Straight toward us it moved, and its roars smote our ears with hammerblows.
“It left us alone!” I heard Insalith yammer.
“You were heathens,” rapped Sir Eric.
“Quick, call the ship!”
“No. The leaf canopy—no way to aim—the beams would slay us too.”
“The Beast, Satan’s Beast,” moaned Father Marcus. He fell to his double jointed knees and held the crucifix aloft. It trembled like a twig in the wind “Apage, diabole!”
The dragon paid no attention. Closer it came. I was aware of the men-at-arms, about to bolt in panic, and of myself ready to join them.
“God send the right!” shouted Sir Eric, and plunged to do battle. His sword blazed forth. “St. George for merry England!”
Somehow that restored my heart to me. I ran after him, howling my own defiance, the spearhead atop my standard pole slanted down. After an instant, Samkin and Hobden followed.
Sir Eric was already engaged. His blade flew, struck, slashed, drew foul black blood from the unprotected nose of the firedrake. And it sang as it hewed. I heard—not Latin but English; not a Te Deum but:
“Oh, give me a haunch of ruddy beef,
And nut-brown ale in my pot,
Then a lusty wench with a sturdy arse
To bounce upon my cot—”
and realized, dismayed, that I had gotten the wrong tape.
If doomed by my folly, I could at least die like a man. I thrust my weapon down the flaming gape. The crossarm jammed tight and our banner charred. The dragon hiccoughed thunderously. Meanwhile our companions were stabbing and chopping away.
The creature hissed like a cataract. It scuttled backward. Incredulous, we saw it twist around a tree and make haste out of our sight.
For a long while, we stared at each other, not quite understanding our deliverance. Strength fled me, I sank to the ground and darkness whirled through my head. When I returned to my senses, I felt the priest shaking me and jubilating, “Rouse, my son, rouse, and give thanks to the Lord God of Hosts!”
We did, in fervor, regardless of smoke-stained garments and sweat-stinking bodies. Gratitude welled up in my bosom, and I mingled my tears with those of two hardened sergeants. How strange, how perturbing in a distant fashion, to see the frown upon Sir Eric’s brow.
Well, I thought, whatever the trouble was, it did take his mind off my blunder.
I reckoned myself as brave as most fighting men, and had hunted dangerous animals erenow. Natheless, for a space I trembled, tingled, and tottered. That was less because we had been imperilled than because we had evidently encountered a thing from Hell. Samkin and Hobden were in like case. Sir Eric, though, remained withdrawn, while Father Marcus was full of exaltation and Insalith trotted eagerly onward.
Steadiness came back to me as we fared; for had we not in fact been victorious, and was that not a wondrous portent? When we arrived, my resolution turned to awe.
We had emerged from the wood into cleared acres of garden and orchard. Foreign to us were yon blossoms, hedgerows, fruits aglow in mellow afternoon light; or were they? Did they not hint at those roses, apples, hawthorns, and other English beauties whereof our parents spoke so wistfully? The lake blinked and sheened on our right, argent on azure; beyond it lifted a serenity of hills. Before us were the buildings.
They were three in number, arranged around a mosaic courtyard. Their smallness reminded me of that stable where Our Lord was born, the poor cottages that sheltered Him during His ministry, the unpretentious loft room wherein He gathered His disciples for the Last Supper. But they were exquisite, of alabaster hue and perfect workmanship. Colonnaded, one seemed to be for utility; opposite it stood another, whose glazed windows suggested a dormitory and refectory. Between them, facing us across the pavement, rose the church. I thought it must be the epitome of that English Perpendicular style which our architects strove to emulate from drawings done by some of those who remembered. Slender pillars, ogive arches and windows, saints in their niches, rose beneath twin towers. Melody wafted thence, notes surely like those from the harps of Paradise. The doors stood open in an eternal welcome.
We hastened among the flowerbeds. Gravel crunched under our feet, until the courtyard rang. In the mosaic I saw, delicately wrought, a Tree of Jesse.
We halted at a staircase flanked by sculptures of the Lamb and the Fish. Suddenly I unbuckled my helmet and tucked it beneath my arm. A man had stepped out onto the porch.
He came to a stop, there above us, handsome, solemn, hair and beard as white as his robe, right hand lifted in benediction. Upon his brow shone a golden crown. In his left hand he bore a trident, and he limped, A supernatural thrill passed over me, for I recalled the Fisher King.
Organ tones formed words of Norman French: “In the name of the father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, well met, pilgrims. Enter ye now unto the mystery ye have sought, that which shall save your peoples,”
Father Marcus’ response wavered. “Have we, have we indeed come . . . to the abiding place . . . of the Sangreal?”
“Enter,” said the crowned man gently, “and see, and give praise.”
Sir Eric too removed his helmet. He laid it down beside his shield and scabbarded sword. The men-at-arms did likewise, and I. We signed ourselves. I felt that I read anguish, indecision, behind the knight’s stiff features, and wondered anew, with a touch of dread, what wrongness possessed his soul.
“Come,” said the crowned man, and gestured us toward him.
Insalith hesitated. “I am not christened,” he said in a near whisper.
The other smiled. “You will be, my son, you will be, as will every sentience in the universe. Come you also and worship.”
Slowly, we mounted the stairs.
For a moment, splendor overwhelmed me. Windows depicting Bible scenes cast their rainbow glow over nave, aisles, choir, columns, the Stations of the Cross wrought in gold. Under a great rose window, candles burned before an image of the Virgin that seemed alive in its tenderness and majesty. Music soared amidst fragrances. At a font shaped like a lily, we dipped our fingers and again dared bless ourselves.
Our gaze went to the altar. Upon it, below a crucifix of piteous realness, sheened a silver chalice. It must have stood three feet high on a broad base, though the grace of its proportions came near cloaking that size. Attired in white habits, two women kept vigil at the sides, their heads bowed in prayer, beads streaming between their fingers.
The man of the trident urged us onward. At the rail he turned about, traced the Cross, and said gladly:
“Lo, here is the joy of chivalrous desiring, the Grail of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Before your fathers ventured against the paynim of the stars, God transported it hither and set it in care of these pure maidens and my unworthy self, that we might guard it until men had need of it among them. Fear not, my sons. We shall take communion, and you shall abide this night, and tomorrow you shall bear the Holy Grail back to your people.”
Father Marcus prostrated himself. Insalith went on all fours, the Wersgor attitude of submission. After a heartbeat, Samkin, Hobden, and I knelt. Yet—I quailed in my breast—we could not take our heed off the sisters. They were identical twins, young, fair beyond any man’s dreams. Their garb did not conceal sweet curves beneath. Oh, I thought amid the racketing of my pulse, God forgive me my weakness, but it has been a long journey.
And Sir Eric stayed on his feet. His own eyes were aimed at the warden, like lanceheads.
Did the lame one show the least unease? “Why do you stand thus, my son?” he asked. “Kneel, confess your sins—to God Himself, Who will absolve you—while I fetch the wine and the Host.”
The knight’s words tramped forth: “Why is the cup so large? I expected it would be small and simple, as befitting celebrants who were not wealthy. This is the size of a soup kettle.”
“It must needs hold the salvation of the world.”
“Let me examine it. You understand. If it is a forgery, and I bring it home, I shall be doing the Devil’s work.”
“Why, no, I agree, well, true, authentication is necessary. But you are not qualified to judge. It will be no sin if you convey the vessel to those who are—your Pope, your King-Emperor. Rather, that is your duty.”
“Step aside! On my head be this.” And Sir Eric started past the crowned man, toward the chancel.
I gasped in horror. “Sacrilege!” hooted Father Marcus from the floor.
The warden snatched after the prince. Sir Eric shoved him off. He stumbled, his trident clattered to the flagstones. “Beatrice, Berenice, stop him!” he cried. “Sir, you’d not lay hand on the holy sisters, would you?”
The maidens moved to bar Sir Eric’s way. Gently but remorselessly, he cast arms about their waists and dragged them from in front of the altar. He let them go, took the chalice, and lifted. I saw by the motion that the weight was heavy.
It was as if time died while he turned the huge cup over and over beneath his eyes. Finally he looked across it at the damsels. They had shrunk back against the rail, but the glances that responded to his were quickening away from timidity. Even in the wan light, I saw a flush spread across his cheeks, and theirs.
The crowned man picked up his trident and shook it. “You’ll burn forever, unless you are mad and know not what you do!” he shouted. “Englishmen, seize him! Save the Holy Grail!”
I groaned as my heart tore asunder.
Sir Eric set the chalice down again. Luminance ran blood-red and heaven-blue over his mail. Straightening, he called to us: “We’ll see who is the evildoer. If I am, how could I be a menace to the veritable Grail? And should not its guardians be perfect in the Faith? Father Marcus, arise and put these persons through the Catechism.”
He thumbed his radio while he strode down to us. I heard him speak a command, not to the men aboard our ship but directly to the computer: “Activate your theological program.”
Our chaplain may have been somewhat unversed in human ways, but he could scarcely miss seeing how the warden snarled or hearing the sisters shriek. I thought fleetingly that those feminine cries were not altogether agonized. The priest could be swift when he chose. He sprang to join Sir Eric in confrontation of the robed man.
‘’My good sir,” he puffed, “you should be happy to establish your bona fides by explicating a few simple doctrinal points. From whence proceeds the Holy Ghost?”
“Are you mad too?” yelled the crowned one. “If I were iniquitous—in as grave a matter as this is—would God let me administer the sacraments? They would not be valid.”
Father Marcus stiffened. “Ah, ha! That sounds very much like the Donatist heresy. Let us go into details, if you please.”
Pausing only to consult his reference by radio, our chaplain set question after question. They bewildered me. I must needs admire the boldness with which the man stood his ground and flung back responses.
After minutes, Father Marcus wheezed a sigh, shook his head, and declared, “No more. You have in addition exposed yourself as an Arian, a Pelagian, a Catharist, and a Gnostic. This cup of yours must be a blasphemous fraud. Who are you, in truth?”
Sir Eric crouched, a leopard out of England’s arms. His gaze lashed forth, to Insalith in the shadows. “You led us hither,” he said low.
The Wersgor reached under his coat. Forth came an energy pistol. “Hold where you are,” he rasped.
We froze. A single sweep of the beam from that weapon could incinerate us. He stalked toward the altar.
“Wait!” howled the crowned man, in the principal Wersgor tongue. “You’d not set it off?”
“Yes,” said Insalith. “Destroy the evidence, and these monsters as well.” He entered the chancel. The maidens screamed and fled from him. He reached the false Grail.
Sir Eric pounced. He snatched the trident from its owner’s grasp, and hurled it. Insalith lurched. Tine-deep, the weapon shuddered in his belly. He fell, and his blood washed the floor of that house which was never a church.
Bonaventura throbbed about us. Stars crowded the viewports. We were bound home.
Sir Eric summoned us to the messroom—Father Marcus, the two crewmen, the two men-at-arms, the two maidens, and myself. Beatrice and Berenice had discarded their coifs, revealing topaz-hued locks, and belted their gowns closely, revealing marvelous shapes. Weary but triumphant, the knight laughed aloud at the head of the table and bade us be seated.
‘The prisoner has confessed,” he said. “I needed no violence upon him. His nerve broke when I threatened to take that alleged relic along on board.”
“What is it in truth, what device of Satan?” asked Father Marcus low.
Sir Eric grinned. “Nothing so terrible,” he answered, “although dangerous enough. It contains a nuclear bomb in the base, using a fissionable transuranic of small critical mass. And there are sensors worked into the ornamentation, and a recognition program keyed to detonate it when in the presence of either my royal father or the Pope. The blast would not have been of more than tactical force, but it would have sufficed to lay Troynovaunt waste, and thereby all our hopes.”
“This, then, was a, a Wersgor plot from the, the beginning, my lord?” I stammered.
Sir Eric nodded. “Aye, hatched in a secret base of their outlaw remnants—whose location I now have. He who played the Fisher King is a human traitor, a criminal who fled from justice. The conspirators found him, trained him, and promised him rich reward. These damsels”—he bowed toward them—”are clones of a comely woman who never knew that a minor ‘accident’ was arranged to remove a few cells from her. Accelerated growth produced adult bodies within a half-dozen years.” He smiled. “Yet they remain daughters of Eve, raised among falsehoods and therefore innocent in themselves. We’ll bring them home baptized, I’m sure. Their story, their virginity, their consecration as true nuns will doubtless inspire many of us to live better lives.”
The twins blushed rosy. However, the glance they exchanged, out of large blue eyes, seemed less than elated.
“The whole thing was cleverly done,” Sir Eric went on. “We could well have been deceived, and carried yon fatal engine back. It’s God’s mercy that petty flaws in the plan, because the Wersgorix are not human and do not understand us in our innermost depths—those flaws betrayed it.”
“What were they, my son?” wondered Father Marcus. “I am fain to think a divine revelation was vouchsafed you.”
“Oh, no,” denied Sir Eric, raising his palm. “Never me. I am no saint, but a sinner who stumbles more often than most. On that account, mayhap my hope of doing some holy work was higher than the conspirators foresaw, and led me to look closer when their illusions did not quite meet my expectations.
“I thought that the dragon yielded far too easily, the more so when the Singing Sword was—well—In a matter of such importance, would Satan let his minion flee after a few cuts? Could the beast have been merely a biotechnical device, set there because it belonged in the picture but not intended to give serious resistance?
“The Fisher King bore no sign of being ordained, and legend does not make him a priest. But he offered us Holy Communion. He spoke reverently of the Grail, but did not doff his crown in its chapel. His haste to conduct the business and see us begone struck me as unseemly.
“The chalice itself was larger and massier than was reasonable.
“Er—be it confessed, and intending no discourtesy, when I embraced these two charming young ladies, what immediately stirred in my heart was lust. Would God have made a person as gross as me the bearer of His Grail?”
Sir Eric winced. “I wanted to believe,” he finished “How I longed to believe! But I decided we should put matters to a test. If I were mistaken, on my soul be the wrath. God knows I am weak and sinful, but He also knows I swore an oath of fealty to King and Church.”
We men hailed him with the honor that was his due, the maidens with adoration. Those twain had not hitherto understood how wretched was their lot. Now joy blossomed in them, and a convent was the last place they wished to enter. I thought that Father Marcus had better make haste to give them Christian instruction, and my lord to find them good husbands when we came home.