The Obelisk of Eeeno
Book 6 of Storymaze
Language: English
Action & Adventure Adventure and adventurers Children Comic books; strips; etc Comics & Graphic Novels Fantasy & Magic Fiction Humorous Stories Juvenile Fiction Library - Science Fiction and Fantasy Novel Plot-Your-Own Stories Science Fiction Science fiction comic books; strips; etc Specimens Sports & Recreation Superheroes Surfers Surfing Water Sports _isfdb
Publisher: Allen & Unwin (Australia)
Published: May 2, 2004
Description:
If you like calm, sensible, fluffy stories, thenGO AWAY!Because this is a story about a LUMP OF ROCK!!The dialogue is not very interesting because lumps of rock don t talk!I bet you didn t know that. I bet you thought all the rocks and little stones chatted amongst themselves when you were not around. Well, it s not true.But here are 22 things that are true: 2 An obelisk is a piece of rock. A long thin pointy piece of rock. 4 The planet EEENO is just a piece of rock floating in space. 6 A parallel universe is really another-other piece of rock, just like the other piece of rock, but in the wrong place. 8 An author is just a piece of rock with a laptop. 10 Nell Smith had a dog, called Spot. Spot used to leave little rocks all around the garden. Little smelly rocks. 12 An obelisk is a big, fat, dumb, French comic-strip character. 14 Nico s favourite rock group is the Red Hot Chili Pebbles. 16 My mum s favourite actor was Rock Hudson. 18 He had rocks in his head. 20 So did my mum. 22 So do you.