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LOST? Well, don t expect me to help you. This is a book about a MAZE!!! You fool! An IMPENETRABLE MAZE! The kind no readers have ever found their way out of.Even I got lost inside this book and wasn t seen for months.And the illustrator got lost too. But then he hasn t been on this planet for years. WARNING TO ALL READERS! This book contains: A story that will truly amaze you. Multiple paths! This is a book that can be read differently each time. Try reading only the even-numbered pages. Then read only the odd pages. An emergency plan!! If you find you are totally lost in this book, with, don t give up. Just close the book, take off your clothes and run screaming to the nearest exit. An ending! Yes, this story has a real ending but, unfortunately, I ve lost it. So if you happen to find it, could you please return it to me? I haven t seen it for months. Maybe I left it on a bus. But I never travel on buses. Maybe it s under the bed. I don t have a bed. Just a basket on the floor. And a lump of rock for a pillow. Maybe the dog ate it.