Bill, the Galactic Hero on ... the Planet of the Hippies from Hell
Harry Harrison & David Bischoff
Book 6 of Bill, the Galactic Hero
David Bischoff Harry Harrison Humour Library - Science Fiction and Fantasy Novel Science Fiction _isfdb
Publisher: Gollancz
Published: Jan 2, 1991
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Bill is the perfect starship trooper: big, strong and completely brainwashed. He'll also do almost anything to save his neck. Now he's been sent to Barworld, home planet of the finest beverages in the universe. But can Bill survive an entire planet of blondes, booze and bathtubs of champagne?
BARWORLD! For all the years that BILL had served in the Troopers, with all the hard beds, hard heads and no creds, any booze on offer was probably embalming fluid, or worse.
BARWORLD! An assignment there promised bubbly, brandy and beer galore - enough to give BILL's right arms (both of them) at last some idea of just what they were for.
But that was before Uncle Nancy's Cross-Dressing Emporium. And the Time/Space Resonation Nexus. And the Hippy from Hell.
They were enough to completely alter a person's perceptions of reality.
And, like, totally bum him out.